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Hey faggots.
>>679617815
No U?
>>679617921
Hey Riley. Welcome back ^_^
>>679618003
thank you, it's good to be back
how are you?
>>679618113
I bet it is. You must be exhausted after your week. Now tell me, was it more work or fun?
I am pretty good, nothing too exciting to report here heh.
>>679618333
I bet you were lurking for ages before a new bread was baked.
>>679618333
there was a huge amount of work to do but lots of fun was had as well
>>679618409
Nah not really. Maybe 5mins, tops.
>>679618421
Glad you had some fun (and that nature didnt get ya).
>>679618893
What i do like is when you get to /b/ and gfur is front page.
hi
>>679618893
the spinifex and spiky bushes got me, so did a hill
I'm going to shower, I'll tell you more when I get back
>>679619125
Hi anon
>>679619099
Well half the shit on /b/ is cancer anyway and who the fuck wants to have to scroll down.
>>679619282
No worries ^_^
>>679619443
All of /b/ is cancer, it's not just a race to see who gets to stage 4 first.
>>679619443
I have returned, what would you like to know? and would you prefer to talk here or skype?
>>679619992
I am only on for about another 10-15mins. Nothing too outstanding to talk about.
>>679620215
oh, well then I'll save it for another time
>>679620366
Did you have something you want to talk about?? Sorry, I just feel you are alluding to it.
>>679620518
I was going to tell you about camp, but if you're not around for much longer I'll save it for later
anyway, what have you got planned for tonight?
>>679620622
>this one time at fag camp.
kek
>>679620622
Just going to watch the Crows soon. Will probably be on at like 10 tonight afterwards, otherwise tomorrow.
Continue this then?? I am sure you have some Dark Souls to catch up on :D
>>679620808
hilarious
>>679620865
hope they win, I'll still be around then probably just lurking though
I do, already got 10 hours into it today, must keep going
>>679621111
fuck your quads Riley.
It amused me, i'm silly right now.
>>679621111
Nice quads. Think its a sign. Boost that to 13-hours or so.
Anyway I'm off to eat then footy. See you later tonight cutie ^_^
>>679621318
my quads means your joke wasn't funny :P
>>679621347
I'll take it as a sign
have fun <3
Well guys, I'm bored. What should I do?
>>679621559
Nice gif
>>679621713
got any vidya?
>>679621713
Pour whiskey in your dick.
>>679619715
Artist name?
>>679621763
I got ck2 and civ 5 but I really don't feel like playing either
>>679621930
I don't have whiskey
>>679622102
Then vodka.
>>679622102
play a tower defense game online or somthing.
>>679622102
is ck2 crusader kings?
got anything to watch?
>>679622102
Civ 5? I just got done watching a series where they killed off one player, brought him back in and then he sold uranium to both sides of a great war.
>>679621956
xanderblaze
>>679622102
Grim Dawn
>>679622159
I have no alcohol
>>679622189
yep and I don't have anything to watch
>>679622182
Got a suggestion?
>>679622260
When I play with friends, they gang up on me because I play Korea and get nukes by the time they get muskets or Huns and whip out everyone
>>679622619
North Korea is best Korea
>>679622619
you could come laugh at the shitty doom open beta with me
>>679619230
Dude, if your bro has man-breasts, why would you be all like "TRISTAN?!?!" when you walk in on buttplay? It should be more like "....damn it Tristan" or "Bad Tristan, Bad!"
>>679622518
Better quality
>>679622518
And the one to go with it
>>679622619
there was a good reverse tower defense game I played a while back. I don't remember what it was called but it was really fun. I think it was called villanous?
I spent 4 hours reformatting my pc to get Overwatch to stop crashing
It didnt stop crashing, brb killing self
>>679623746
tell me how it goes
>>679623746
Phhhhhh
>>679623831
>New patch
>Game crashes after 3 minutes of play
>Computer starts bsoding and random shit happening
>Reformat and still doesnt work
>>679623892
hhhhhhP
>>679623746
Did you try uninstalling the program and then reinstalling it?
>>679623946
Have you check your temps?
>>679623946
Your fault for not waiting for the hotfix.
>>679623946
have you tried turning it off and back on again?
>>679624018
Yeah
>>679624069
Can run a 15 minute stress test and have no problems
>>679624109
Does completely wiping everything count?
>>679624097
Eh, it doesnt seem to be a common issue
>>679624109
>>679624069
Is your PC plugged in?
>>679624181
>>679624211
are you sure you are actually using a computer?
>>679624211
Is your RAM secured properly?
>>679624305
>>679624297
What's that? I need to download more RAM you say?
>>679624211
>>679624297
no
>>679624305
Yeah, I reseated everything
So I experimented with ruined orgasms. They're kind of interesting but I was hoping for more tbh. Maybe I was just doing it wrong.
>>679622728
It looks so bad, like just looking at it makes me want to gouge my eyes out
>>679622705
If only Kim Il Sung was the leader of korea instead of Sejong
>>679623339
I found it, I'm pretty bad at it but it's alright so far
>>679624401
Thank you for calling Apple Tech support.
>>679624445
>ruined orgasms
>Expecting anything but disappointment
You're doing it wrong.
>>679624446
Mod it.
>>679624445
>experimented with ruined orgasms
>was hoping for more
I chuckled a little
>>679624401
>>679624394
Have you tried using rocks and berries?
>>679624446
I was pretty bad at it for a while too, it gets a bit easier once you can get the upgrades.
>>679624446
it's fucking aids, I think it's actually slower than halo
>>679624672
>apple tech support would've done less
Get scammed
>>679624846
You guys suck
>>679624672
>>679624721
No, you misunderstand. I was hoping for a tremendous 'longing' feeling or to writhe a bit wanting stimulation but it was more like a mild nag and the jizz came out. It was all very mediocre but apparently there's a lot of people who love ruined orgasms but I might have done it wrong or something.
How do you make friends?
>>679625602
sex friends?
>>679625602
With dank memes
>>679625602
"present" yourself to them
>>679625731
that's just lewd
>>679625674
non sex friends
>>679625675
>>679625731
>>679625768
Il keep that in mind
>>679626250
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE.
wtf is the obsession with fat disgusting bears? I can only get the hots for the skinny feminine big assed ones
>>679626297
RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE
>>679626444
stop being cheeky before I come and punish that little cub ass
>>679626534
night night
>>679626600
How's about we punish his ass together?
>>679626796
deal, we can go both in at once so he knows what happens to naughty little cubs
>>679627041
Exactly! Maybe I should hold him down and you can give him a good spanking?
>>679627202
Followed by slapping on his little balls and thighs and caressing them for soothing :3
>>679625602
You can be like me where all my social interactions hinge on people knowing as little about me as possible, even friends I've had for over 11 years
>>679626297
But I don't wanna be raped
>>679626423
Can't use a skinny femboy as a meatshield for bullets
>>679624846
It's pretty fun, thanks for the suggestion
>>679627356
And a nice 3-way cuddling when he learns his lesson?
>>679627520
no problem
off to bed for me, I have been up for 23 hours and am tired as hell right now.
Night everyone!
>>679627711
g'night son.
>>679627599
No cuddles, just fill him with him cum and give him a lewd tongue cum swap then make his bitch ass sleep on the floor
>>679627711
Good night
>>679627826
why not a kennel instead of the floor?
>>679627933
maybe just shit on his chest then stab him and throw him in a river
>>679623746
how do i get accepted into the beta <.<
>>679628619
take 4 hours to reformat your PC
>>679628714
>makes printer noises at you
>>679628714
Im stuck with windows 10 so that would be very probable
>>679628806
it will get you into the beta, but you still won't be able to start it
>>679629073
fuck. i just want to play videogames
>>679629318
play the skin flute instead
>>679629401
i don't know any songs
>>679628619
I am friend with Blizzo so that helps
then you get in day one and play runescape instead
>>679629554
learn flight of the bumblebees. personal favourite
>>679629701
>not flight of the bubblebutts.
>>679629586
how are you a friend of blizzo?
>>679629701
can you post a sample?
>>679630071
My sister works for IGN and she is friends with Blizzard Sydney. Got me into OW and Legion
>>679630071
burn the witch
>>679630071
it just sounds like skin slapping against skin. it's more fun to play than top hear
>>679630147
thats pretty cool. Can I have an invite ill give you like 2 berseker rings and a fury
>>679630482
no pls
>>679630491
is it a one man gig?
>>679630578
Nah. I'd never ask for someone else because I think it'd be kinda rude
Had many people ask, besides I dont need money
the other thread died, here I am
>>679630578
it also works as a duet
>>679630644
I understand I probably wouldn't either
>>679630852
I cant even play it atm, it crashes every 5 minutes
>>679630823
interesting. Id like to experience it live someday
>>679630888
have you tried making an angry thread on reddit? That usually works
>>679631022
A post on blizz tech support that probably will never get answered until I put in a ticket
>>679631092
at least they will roleplay with you on the response :^)
>>679631370
More like 'we don help u wit beta gams on teck support, bye'
Thats what they said with HotS
>>679619843
pick up the soap
>>679631433
jamflex will never be this mean to you
>>679631722
They'd also never be nice to me either because they have no support
>>679631776
its like you don't even browse the osrs subreddit
>>679632054
>I was diagnosed
>i was faslely banned
>bowlcut
>memes
I tried OSRS for the nostalgia. It's just not the same as when I was a kid. Everyone knows how to play as efficiently as possible and that saps away the fun. Scimitars everywhere.
>>679632114
they really love ice poseidon now
>>679632312
well it is a few years old now. I only started close to a year ago and im fairly well off
>>679632351
He's like a young Forsen
>also my bank atm
>>679632312
yup that pretty much sums it up. All about being efficient nowadays but you can still have fun if you don't care. Or you could just make an ironman
>>679632351
WHAT ARM THING HOMIE
>>679632427
damn what the fugg that a lot of cash
>>679632491
listen dood
>>679632491
Cx
>>679632521
Yeah, 2 visages, 9m bandos split and a fair bit of merching
>>679632619
i tried the potion splitting thing you recommended the other day but it didnt seem that effective
>>679632427
It was like that from the start. It's possible people who played the game as kids came back as young adults but they still had a lot of free time on their hands.
I can't get to that level of wealth or level up skills for hours on end.
>>679632463
I don't think ironman would be very fun unless I invest a lot of time in it. Otherwise it'd just be me stuck in the low level areas with low level equipment, which I see plenty of already.
>>679632891
if you think ironmans are bad wait until you hear about ultimate ironmans. I don't think anyone really likes them in the community
>>679632868
maybe it crashed, idk. Get slayer up and do the cancer known as wyverns
>>679632891
When i started playing I had one goal in mind, getting barrows gloves, which is mostly questing. was a lot of fun
>>679633105
What are they? Do you mean hates ultimate ironmen or hates doing them?
>>679633164
That's what I was trying to do until I had to quit. Got to steel I think. My other goals were to do Barrows and get ancient magic. I desperately wanted to get their equipment and that spell book as a kid.
>>679633419
Ancients is a req for barrows gloves
Idk, some people like grinding some dont
>>679633164
i was gonna quit but i quickly realized thats probably not possible. For now my goal is getting a d defender
>>679633419
they're ironmans who can't use the bank. So they have to basically use their inventory as a place to store everything
and as for hating them people just hate on ironmans because its seen as autistic and dorkish. Ironic i know
>>679633612
sell your boots and buy a dfs and get 72 slayer and do wyverns, you'll make like 600k/h the save up for max melee gear(like 40m) and slayer your heart out
>>679617815
what a beautiful cock :3
>>679633516
I do like grinding in games (apart from in Dark Souls where it is cancerous) but I can't afford the time it takes to get to the point a huge number of players are at now in OSRS.
>>679633612
Doing quests would be horrendous with that. It's bad enough already when they put in arbitrary obstacles that force you to go back to the bank.
>>679633753
I sold most of the boots money for irl money. I didn't even need it. It just felt good to feel like i made money playing videogames but I ended up wasting it on stupid shit
>>679633944
yea I honestly don't know how those people do it. For example I think getting an adamant sq shield to complete a clue scroll can take up to 12 hours for ironmans when any other account can just buy one for sub 1k gp in seconds.
>>679634343
I have like $500 worth of wow gold and my bnet acc is probably worth over $1500
>>679635023
Being in betas and having good shit is worth stuff
>>679617987
What artist is this? I really like the style 2bh
>>679634911
thats crazy
do you play hearthstone?
>>679635265
Not a lot. Probably bought like $40 worth of shit
Also thats Aus which is probably $1200 Us
>>679635413
how are you into both wow and rs though. I was always under the impression it was either one or the other
>>679634343
Tbh those kinds of thing are better because they make you plan ahead. Whereas in this case I think it'd just be annoying as hell since planning will only get you so far in RS quests and treasure trails.
Back in my day adamant equipment cost a couple of k per piece.
>>679635720
I dont play wow anymore, just had a good bank when I quit. Will be playing in legion
>>/trash/
>>679622566
Grim Dawn needs two major things before I buy it.
Transmog mechanics and for Aether resistance to factor against Aetherfire.
