you're all so gay
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you're all so gay
>>679636237
You're the gayest.
Yeah and you're a furry
Says the guy posting homosexual fur...
i claim the title of gayest gaylord and i challenge any man to a fight to the death if they challenge my rightful claim
>>679637088
toasting in epic breado
It's not gay gay if you kiss.
It's not gay gay if the balls touch.
It's not gay gay if he creampies your butthole.
It's only gay if you forget to say "no homo" afterwards.
>>679637862
This.
>>679637862
you understand
Morning
>>679638274
Hello.
>>679638274
morning
>>679638413
>>679638494
How's it going
>>679638274
aufhebung
Oi Riley.
>>679638548
pretty good. I'm just sitting about. you?
>>679638656
whoa i was just about to post that pic
weird
>>679638838
I'm in your room.
>>679638579
that could mean so many things with my limited understanding of the German language
>>679638656
that's unfortunate.
what seems to be the problem?
>>679638750
bought about 2 grams of kief yesterday and i'm just getting high and doing the same thing
>>679638934
Ever got your dick caught in a zipper?
>>679639046
yeah that really sucks
it'll hurt getting it uncaught, there's no doubt about it
>>679637862
How long afterwards that it becomes too late?
>>679638934
trust me, it could mean even more things to me with my even more limited understanding of german, i just think it sounds cool
>>679638886
lol dont say things like that, even when i know theyre not true they still freak me out
nice fox pic btw, never seen it
>>679638934
that's pretty cool
>>679639046
that's hurting me just thinking about it
>>679639176
i'd not use it, as the opposite of what you're doing. but that's just me.
>>679639213
how so?
i don't think it's cool
>>679639169
When you are leaving. If you form a relationship with another dude you can be together for months. If you say "No homo" at the end of your relationship then it's not gay.
>>679639176
I'm super cereal anon.
>>679637862
who won?
>>679636237
No, but Im trying to figure out if maybe I am a bit.
>>679639400
aufhebung!
>>679639478
good, you can suck my dick for me
>>679639441
What if you par up break up and par up again only to say "no homo" after that?
>>679639400
I mean the sitting around not doing much of all
>>679639491
Riiiillllleeeey :D New summoning you would work.
Crows did. Easily one of the best wins the Crows have had in ages. Was sensational.
>>679639603
Can't see why that wouldn't be fine.
>>679639662
i know
it's not very cool
too warm in here
>>679639567
I bite.
whats happening tonight?
>>679639747
you got me
wonderful to hear, they were playing the Swans right?
>>679639747
Just making sure.
BRB going to get back together with someone my ex and break up again just so I won't be gay.
>>679639750
the weather has been so weird lately. it was snowing like two days ago, and now it's so hot
>>679640072
Yep. The Swans are a really good team at the moment which makes the win quite significant.
>>679640227
apparently all of b is cancer
if everything is cancer but the thing you want, maybe you're the cancer
>>679640289
even better, though it's always nice to beat an east coast team
>>679640227
Let me put my finger in your butt anon.
>>679640151
yeah, i know. exact same for me
>>679637212
What if instead of a fight to the death, we do a sword duel? And the swords are our dicks. And I'm using my butt instead.
>>679640398
that's lewd
>>679640377
So true. Beating the Vics in Vic is better though haha.
Anyway wanna jump on skype and tell me about your adventures???
>>679640536
You like it lewd.
>>679640431
only if you let me rub my dick all over your face first
>>679640616
super lewd
>>679640227
I literally haven't seen anything else on /b/.
>Everything is cancer
>>679640615
let me find my phone and i will do that
>>679640885
Lewd whore.
>>679640781
I'm sure I can accommodate.
>gayfl
>>679640988
I love it when you call me dirty names
>>679641250
Dirty names.
THIS IS GAY
DIE
>>679641158
are you a qt?
>>679641250
miscreant! vagrant! vigilante!
>>679641459
When I'm all trimmed and well-kept, I'm a 7/10.
Depression's leaving me looking pretty ragged atm though.
>>679640885
Everyone is lewd.
Requesting paws if someone would like to make an anon's morning fap better.
>>679636237
I'm gay for that, sure. The problem is that the RNG and effort necessary to achieve that in real life are so insane that it basically never happens.
All traps in real life look like nasty dudes to me. Since you can only be gay in real life, I guess that means I'm not gay.
>>679641693
Fuck.
>>679641693
>Reaches for the eye bleach
Hideä eläintennussijoille
Miltä tuntuu, sairaat paskat
>>679636237
What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.
>>679641836
>Wall of text
>tl;dr
>>679641670
eh id fuck you prob
you like cut guys? got a kik?
>>679641892
love this pic, forgot about it
>>679641977
Go fucking kill yourself furfag.
>>679641807
what is the source of this? blue badger or something
>>679642398
All these years and that fucker still has a boner for that character..
>>679642634
ikr holy shit
i guess some things never change
>>679642481
>>679642470
Arcticlion. A Google search will do you wonders. You could at least post some porn too, jeez.
>>679640227
You forgot "posting pics containing lists and declaring the contents as cancer".
>>679643105
that is one handsome deer
>>679641670
>Gay trap furry lover
>Depressed
What
A
Coincidence
>>679643107
Asriel isnt real
>>679644007
You've been focusing your attention towards me this entire thread y'know.
>>679644226
you take that back
>>679644346
He's as real as dust
>>679644308
only for most of it
>>679644308
he wants that booty
>>679644346
neither is cloud from ff7
>>679644444
>dem repeating numbers
>>679644444
That isn't healthy I'm a very toxic individual.
>>679644631
I'm sure i'll be ok
>>679644574
IKR FAM
>>679644775
Quit it..
