>>679424076
fuck you you fucking faggot

shit thread

This potato salad is unbelievable Jessica

These burgers are probably the best I've ever had!
Thanks Ronald!

I think you're overcooking the burgers, Ronald. I want them rare.

>>679424264
Touretty Teddy can you pass over the ribs, they sure look delicious!

Wow Steven your infinity pool is so nice! Glad you invited us over

roll 4 niggers

Hey guys, could I grab any of you a beer? Dinner should be ready in a couple minutes.

Boys, please keep that frisbee away from the grill ok we don't need another happening of last year

>>679424076
Biff, I'd like you to meet my old pal Chip..He's a fellow Yalie !

Hello peter, try these burgers, they are spectacular

Wow John, is that a new motorcycle? Man I could never own one of those, I would kill myself on it.

My stock broker decided that since Microsoft was down, pornhub would be up neacuse it's free. Ever seen the movie "Lawnmower man"?

Hey Roger! I heard about the promotion, congrats!

Hey Fred, what do you call a white guy with five negroes ?

So who wants to go golfing after we're done here?

indie music

Did you see that new Star wars? It was so awesome

>>679425631
Slavery

>>679425376
Underrated. I've legit heard this shit more than once.

>>679425066
Jeez Glenn, those are some great dubs you have there

Another glass of Chardonnay Reginald?

>>679425271
Oh hey man, how's it going? What major did you have? You seem like a lawyer type to me, my brother Ken did that.

>>679425777
and then it happened!

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>>679425777
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER COCK FAGGOT

>>679425777
can i axe u a queshtion nigga?

>>679425777
Where my 40 be

Them patties are smelling absolutely fantastic Frank. Are you using a new recipe this year?

>>679425777
YO WHERE DA WHITE WOMEN AT???

>>679425777
Nigga what tha fuck you sayin?

Yo pass that mufugg chicken and bring my ass a fotey

Where da hoes at nigguh?

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are them ready, them kebabs jimmy?

YO I BROUGHT DA GRAPE DRANK. WHO GOT THE KOOLAID?

Mufuckn la quandisha look mufuckn good n mufuka

Can I have a dolla?

>>679425777
Gibs me dos trip cracker

BANG BANG
(scream)

Tyrone back in jail lequon how yo baby mama doin

>>679425777
Aye cracka stfu. Wtf is dubs? Why we talkin bout some cars naw?

THESE MOFUCKAS AIN'T EVEN GOT NO CHICKEN WINGS
AYO RAY RAY COME THROUGH WITH THE MALIBU

sheeeeeet

Dey wouldn't let me use EBT to get dose Jordans! Dey raciss!

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Oh no it's the fresh Nigger killer of bel air!

Cmon man lemme hit you back on check day

>>679425777
WE

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>>679426377
damn sista

Lehme at that pussy though dominique

Got dem bones set to throw niggas! Who wit me?!?!

Aye Gimmie some dem chicken feet nigga

Bitch gime >>679426554
WAS

>>679426324
Ctfu nigga quit playin gun play ain't nuffin ta fuck wit

hey hey hey

Y'all niggas is crazy this mufuug shit is the BOMB yo

>>679426580
YO NIGGUH WUTCHU TALKIN BOUTE. DOMINIQUES POOTANG IS MINE NIGGUH BETTER STEP OFF.

Ayyy shiquiqui com fukk dis melonwater

>>679425777
HOO HAA where dem white wimens at?

I'd like to be white again...and since I am white I have that power...behold, trips

What is up my brothers? Any of you new age niggas willin to party with a fine ass jive talker like myself?
I got women and music.

>>679426714
You gay or just fat Albert?

>>679424076
Hey Gary you threw a great barbecue, speaking of barbecue how have your patriachly endevours been going?

>>679426777
Thank god those ruthless chimps are gone

Man eyeree body know mcdonals be raciss n sheeeeit mufuck

Ya well he dindu nuffin

Ay tyrone, i wan chu to meet this real nigga right here, his name's Trayvonious. Imma let chu two niggas get to know each other

>>679426777
I dare say. Fornication with a melon is highly unlikely to result in a pleasurable ejaculation.

>>679426697
>autoerotic asphyxiation

>>679426777
I just have to take the yacht out tomorrow, the weather is so nice.

bhill out nigga ayyyy

>>679426777
Janie's taking the benz to malibu, we're stuck with the acura

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ribs back on the menu

>>679426974
Indeed, my good sire

taniqwa thort it be gud idea to put purple all up in her hair now she look like a grape soda hoe

>>679426777
Hey Michael, do you see where Cindy left the macaroni salad she made?

yo nigga where da fuk my lean at nigga? yall nigga strait frontin nigga we out here mobbin man. eyyy! tyrone gimme dat henny nigga!

>>679426777
Wowzers that was odd.

>>679426883
im gay albert u niggah

justice fo my nigga trayvon, tyrone pass me dem chicken wings

Aye check out my mixtape its Fire mufuka

My lord, I'm sure glad we got those minorities out of here.

Officer Dan just dropped off a new bunch of girls from child protective services. Anyone want to help break them in?

thank god the trips have ben obtained so these minorites can leave

>>679426777
Jonathan what do you say we take a trip to my private mountain to go skiing?

>>679427099
I think it's in the house

>>679426777
oh my, what was that just now?

>>679427131
There are no men named Tyrone here. Maybe try the eastern portion of the city

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How did all these black folk find their way into our barbeque

Someone call the park ranger. These negros and their jungle music need to go. One of them doesn't even have their shirt on.

>>679426884
Pretty good Jim, there's this one broad at the office that blew me for a promotion. Best part is she thinks she's getting it too.

>>679426777
I feel very odd. last thing I remember I was using the toilet and then I blacked out.
Does anyone know what happened?

>>679427089
>>679427100
Excuse me, do you work here?

Hey gang! I brought sparklers!

>>679427411
I do say! Nice dubs you have got there!

>>679427361
It was very unpleasant to see minorities have intercourse with melonwater.

>>679426777
Whats that smell Blake? Its like a cow manure truck just drove by.

So the other day at work...

>>679427347
I'll go get it, would you please make us two more martinis in the meantime?

>>679427404
They stole my car and run down the fence

>>679424076
>rich
>at a barbeque
nigga do you know what rich is?

I hope my son is enjoying his ivy league education

Reginald! I haven't seen you since the last management meeting! How is that new Mercedes S Class? I've been thinking about switching over from the 7 series to the S Class but my lease isn't quite up yet!

>>679427557
That's soo cool! I'll come set them up with you. So how's the new position been treating you?

>>679427579
well, I never!

>>679427689
No problem!

>>679427654
I was in the port o john jerking off...

>>679424076
oh and also, i'm pretty sure a rich dude could afford to LIGHT THAT GRILL UP.
jesus christ, how do you expect to cook the food?

...and so I said, bwahahaha, dear, of course we still have enough money to wipe our asses with. We just need to start using 50's instead of 100's.

Has anyone seen my blackberry? I could've sworn I clipped it back in..

>>679427689
No problem!

>>679427617
That's just the "urban" folk in the neibourhood, Jim, they always smell like that.

>>679427485
I say, it's so hard to find good servants nowdays

I really think we're in a bit short squeeze and the overall S&P is going to have recede once the shorts ar covered.

>>679427749
Don't be silly. This is at Stevens country club. He just had a new infinity pool installed on the roof over looking the valley

>>679427783
Oh you know how the firm is. Blake made partner, did you hear?

>>679427864
Nigger detected. Call security.

>>679427933
I heard moonman was visiting today, such a brave soul capturing them.

>>679427749
>Not being wealthy enough to have experienced a good ole white collar barbecue.

I feel pretty sorry for you, maybe you could go back to school, get a business or law degree.

Barack Obama is a filthy nigger who wasn't born in this country and I hate him. Fucking monkey! We must find a way to get him impeached...pass the caviar Senator.

>>679427933
How appaluling. They should bathe from time to time. Checked.

>>679427877
Have you checked your Maserati?

>>679427952
So true. Back to the fields with this lot.

>>679428014
Oh wow, that's great for him. I went to school with him, he's a pretty good guy.

>>679428072
Nigger i know of no such thing, where da chikcen and over weight white women... im asking for a friend

>>679427933
It's all that stuff the pit in their hair. And you know they need to stop eating so much fried food.

I'm enjoying this very civil party.

>>679428072
It's cool dude, I'm only half nigger.

>>679424076
EPIC THREAD

thank you OP lost my shit when trips were posted and the first comment goes "aaand it happened"

fucking dying

>>679428149
Oh most definitely. This chardonnay is fantastic John! Where did you get this?

If only we could figure out a way to be whiter so as to contrast those ugly niggers even more.

Will you look at this! Gluten free buns

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>>679427875
rich guy could also afford getting a real bbq instead of using an antenna for that particular purpose ffs

>>679428352
Easy friend. I didn't mean any harm. Let's just relax and "chill" as you guys say.

Yikes! Is that a hyena of some sort over there, or is it just a negro working in neighbor John's fields?

This party is makeing me nervious Tom.

>>679428492
No it's not.

Would anyone care for a Caesar? It's a great foreign drink all the way from Canada.

Hey Dick, seen my crocs?

>>679428570
And I changed it back with some unpleasant stuff.
This thread is great.

>>679428728
Here Ted.

>>679428723
I would love one! Thanks Jim! What exactly is it?

>>679428492
Oh, I love black people. Trust me, I even have a black friend.

>>679428685
No, seriously dude, Chad said it was cool.

>>679428728
Are these it? No these look like Phil's. Sorry.

>>679428723
I do love some ethnic foods, pour me a glass.

>>679424292
Kek

>>679428669
I'm pretty sure it's one of those new curry niggers he's been talking about. Supposedly they've got a better work ethic.

>>679428909
Well hey baby, M or F?

Thank goodness those confounded triples are gone.
I swear they bring the worst of the sorts along with them.
But it takes many sorts to make a world, I suppose.

>>679428909
*Susan,I told you something erked me about this guy. Lets go back inside*

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Check them finely, gentlemen

>>679428896
>>679428996
Vodka, hot sauce, Worcestershire sauce, and clamato with salt rim and a celery garnish.

>>679429152
Let's just hope they don't come back my friend.

Ayy we playin quartas

Throw down nigga

Let's try to avoid triples and keep this party civil shall we?

>>679428909
Tony you're a great guy but I'm gonna have to ask you to leave, you read the invitation. It clearly said no tolerance allowed, but it was great seeing you.

>>679428723
I knew he was the real deal when he suggested we order a bottle of Chateau Lafite.

This party needs some spice

>>679429210
Imposter!!! Niggers can't spell!!!
>erked

I'm 6 daiquiris deep and ready to chimp out

OI MACACADA

>>679425777
HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP

>>679429593
I think this party is doing just fine good sir.

>>679429341
Oh my Jim! How zesty! Oh those Canadians really have away with creative drinks!

>>679428909
White people only, know the rules

>>679425777
EVERYONE GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND AND GIVE ME YOUR CROCS

Knock Knock, Hey guys it me Tyrone and my wife lashande let us in

>>679429746
A little late my friend

>>679429669
Sir, that was a while ago, are you sure everything's all right? I can call you a cab if you'd like.

>>679429694
I heard it was created on accident, what a fine accident, y'know my brother took a vacation in Calgary a month ago.

>>679429593
*gasps* but Jerry, isn't that illegal?

now where was that vegan platter, I've got those green cravings.

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*shits in the grill*

Where is the alcohol that causes the sun to be blocked out?

>>679429746
Who is this man? Why is he yelling at us? Do something, Charles, I'm scared! Tell him to leave!

>>679429746
I apologize for that, I have some colleagues over in MIT that are working on some sort of cure for my multi-personality disorder, it is quite embarrassing when my other, much uglier side comes out.

Oh but Lisa you really should join our book club

We meet every Wednesday for brunch!

>>679430107
Everyone can put their crocs back on now.

>>679430107
You are forgiven, we're all gentlemen here.

Oh this is my tune, I just adore Taylor Swifts insightful lyrics, Marcy lets go and dance for a bit.

>>679430019
Hans, you need to fly home to find one of your inspection shelf toilets, and you're partying for a new grill by the way.

>>679429533
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>>679427055
The doubles are for the civil

Anog nog Ukani ubunku Zee dee dee Malkana punani Munk munk
Nigger says nice shoes mein nigro

>>679430037
The same room as the device that allows you to speed or slow the passage of time.

>>679429895
Oh wow! A fine tasting accident indeed! I've heard the Rocky mountains are just gorgeous in Calgary!

>>679430316
Sir, you must leave immediately or I will be forced to call the police.

>>679430292
excuse me, i meant to say paying

>>679430316
What is this horrid language you are speaking?

>>679430316
John's field is over yonder, you shouldn't let him see you over here

Sheeeeeit

>>679430400
They are from what I've heard, I plan on taking a vacation to Calgary and hiking in Banff some time this year.

>>679429605
Hey you guys! Look at this faggot!
We are outside at a bbq and TALKING and he said I was spelling.
Faggot nigger confirmed.

>>679430316
Don't worry guys, I have a ghost costume out back.

>>679430713
Don't use such uncivil words as Faggot, mind your manners.

>>679430564
Sir, i believe you're lost. The field over yonder has someone who should be able to help, his name's John, okay?

>>679430479
Hell no, the grill is good as new with some cleaning. *wipes the shit to cheffs apron*

>>679430829
Coloured folk aren't afraid of ghosts, that's just a dirty myth created by psychicpebbles.

>>679424076
The trips machine is out of order

>>679431065
They are afraid of the 50's

I sure hate niggers

>>679431022
Hans, it's time to leave. I'll be suing by the way.

>>679431067
A good thing that is, we don't need any trips here.

Hey John, how's the wife and kids? My little Tyler aced his test last Thursday, he's gonna be an engineer just like me someday I can feel it.

*casually approaches* Hi, my name is Solomon, is it ok if I join the party?

>>679430930
Pardon me, good sir, I meant bundle of sticks

>>679430930
Golly, I....Iam so sorry. But gee willekers,I get up when people act dumd. May I top off you drink?

>>679431298
Are you Jewish?

>>679431298
Oh sure, come on in, we have some potato salad made by my grandma today.

On a side note I brought some great cocaine and after a bit we'll try just a tad bit of it.

>>679430659
That sounds fantastic. Banff is gorgeous! You know, Linda and I bought a summer home there in 2008 we just love the romantic view of the city!

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>>679431298
nice try, tyrone

>>679431375
Pardon me, my good sir, but you have mistaken me for one of those uncivilized pigs. Learn some respect!

I think Lord Reginald desires some trips.

Does anyone mind if I pick up the old guitar and strum a tune, we can make the lyrics as we go along, come on everyone just like that good fellow moonman.

>>679431232
I'll have this wine bottle with me. By the way, I fucked your mother and your wife is an ugly baboon. *hic*

Check these singles

>>679431410
It sounds like a gem, I'm certainly looking forward to sitting by the lake.

Do any of you fine gentlemen mind if I take a dip in the pool?

>>679431623
Do that one tune "Spics and Niggers need to Hang from trees." I love that tune, we'll have a golly good old time, friend.

>>679424076
Fuck Catholics. They would ban all of this

>>679431443
Those triples appear invalid. Sorry chap! By the way have you tried the fruit salad?

>>679431640
You've had enough Steve. Time to go.

>>679431589
No trips here, time to leave.

>>679431522
Look we're all friends here, I've got a Jewish friend working on a project with me, he's quite good at keeping us under budget.

>>679431375
what are you, some sort of jew lover?
Bill, tell him what we do to jew lovers.

Shit nigga, who da fuq yu thank yu r cumin' here tryna grill witchus.

>>679431692
pools closed nigger

>>679431378
*psst* I came on that salad earlied. don't tell anyone. Do you want some cocaine?

Anyone got some fireworks for the kids?

>>679431923
*Grabs shotgun* Get off of our property you filthy dirty nigger

>>679431923
You should leave now.

>>679431902
Look, white jews are fine in small quantities

>>679431923
Honey, I'm scared. Do something about him

>>679431668
Would you like to stop by the home sometime? We can have a drink, maybe take the boat out and do some fishing?

ITT mods are making sure to not let us have anymore trips

>>679431902
>>679432091
Somethings wrong with Bill...

>>679431923
Mommy, is he going to rob us?

>>679431882
well keep an eye on your pennis, we all know how much those hook noses love to get all they can.

>>679432209
Sounds like a plan, I'll be sure to stop by.

>>679432155
Don't worry dear, Ill get the baseball bat

>>679432025
Oh, my. Well... Um. I do remember how much fun that stuff was in college... I really shouldn't though!

>>679432225
This is true

>>679431923
Ok,who invited the nigger?

>>679432265
I've been keeping a close eye on him so far, all the money's accounted for.

And then I told him: "He asked for a double portion, but got triple instead"

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>>679427933
>"urban" folk
i.e. Catholics.

Great-Migration blacks are southern rural folk who were used by liberals. They are our allies against the urban fags of the north.

>>679428139
>Barack Obama is a filthy nigger
He's a fucking yankee you piece of shit. Quit attacking blacks - who actually did a ton of work to help the confederacy repell the faggots in blue - by tying foreigners to real Americans. FFS much of this racial shit is encouraged by the liberal faggots. Every time you say "nigger", there's a Yankee Catholic faggot having an orgasm while you speak.

>>679424076
Ooga Booga I herd there wuz white whimins

>>679432225
HOOOOOOOO NIGGAA WHATS GOOOOODD??????

>>679432247
we've had a rat in our midst all this time, Bill you better tell us where the jew gold is.

>>679432467
I don't know, I think we need to confront him in a civilized way.
lol jk let's grab the flamethrower.

>>679432319
HHOOO NIGGA WE GONNA FUCK BY THE LAKE NIGGA GET SOME BAD BITCHES UP IN THE HOUSEEEEEE

>>679424076
Is it worth making a new thread?

>>679425376
realistic kek

>>679432537
Should we get hither to interrogate him?