Waifu claiming thread - Late Night Edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>only 1 claim/Anon
>keep RP at a absolute minimum. We are here to discuss and insult, not to do RP or ERP-
>insult other waifus
>Ruri a qt
>most important: Have fun!
goodnight
Shinoa claim
>>678078903
Claiming Rory.
>>678079008
Goodnight beautiful
I'm gonna do a greentext for the dick thing and go to sleep
I guess I could stay up just a bit later
>>678078903
Holo Claimed
>>678078855
>dick thing was supposed to be for Kirino
kek
>>678078975
>>678079008
>1st and 2nd post
>whatareyouevendoing
>>678079008
Goodnight!
Sakura claimed
>aka Queen of Strong Style apparently?
>>678079205
>bulge in the pants
ofuckwat
oh shit guess who it is
here early this time
>>678079008
Goodnight
>>678078996
She can remove them if she wishes, being a godeas.
>>678079205
Not Nakamura.
>>678079308
Oh shit!
>>678078643
>We could get along quite fine
I'd like that.
>>678079008
Have a nice night.
>Best idol claimed
>>678079166
>>678079008
Sleep well, Mikan.
>>678079092
You should be sleeping as well.
>Bad Yuuko
>Bad!
I claim only the best.
>>678078903
emperor claimed
>>678079372
Goddess*
Typing bad.
Claim
>>678079108
Do it for all that is holy.
>>678079205
Feeling better today?
>>678079372
Isn't that interesting...
Never knew
>>678079467
Sorry, Yuno has already been claimed.
>>678079456
You too missy you got no sleep last night.
Alright guess i'll go to sleep
Goodnight beautifuls
>almoust asleep, but still lurking
>>678079414
Awwww yeah
>>678078996
BIG BOOTY BITCHES BIG BIG BOOTY BITCHES
>>678079552
Dues vault?
Guys if you ever feel down, just listen to this.
It will change your life forever, I now have changed my entire lifestyle and decided to become a Monk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTzJDMkIkHA
>>678079302
Ohfuckwat, im sure its nothing...I didn't even notice lol
>>678079552
Eh, not really but whatever. I will survive.
>>678078903
Give that man a waifu.
>>678079718
Goodnight!
>>678079372
Oh yeah, what about the tail? It moves and everything. It's part of her.
>>678079594
A goddess can do whatever they want, Im sure. Rory can'r do it for 39 years.
>>678079673
>iseewutudidthar
>>678079725
Just sleep already Syndra. You look like you need it.
>>678079763
Did you get another Lamborghini for your Lamborghini garage?
>>678079939
wat
Yuki claimed.
>>678079901
Again, goddess. Never chooses to make it disappear. Could if she wanted to.
>>678079939
I see!
Well...
Thanks for the information?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkvOLB7Yzhs
>>678079743
Wrong person but Deus Vult anyways.
>>678079794
Well if you feel like that about it it's good.
>>678079763
The reason why I want to better myself and get back up the 11th time when I've fallen 10 times already
https://youtu.be/D_Vg4uyYwEk
>>678080078
Hey!
>shinoa bro
Alright, so far I've got
Nichijou, Yuru Yuri, Kinmoza, Working!, Jojos Bizarre Adventure
Owari no serpaph, Fairy tail, highschool dxd, erased,
ika musume, monster mesume, shinomental,
shiki, assassination classroom, one punch man, noragami,
K, overlord, chuunibyou demo koi ga shitai, K-on, love live,
actually I am, food wars,date a live, toyko ghouls, tokyo ravens, another
sailor moon, madoka, Yuri Kuma, Yuru Yuri,Madoka, School-Live,
Konosuba, GATE, Aldnoah ZERO
And yes I didn't type any of that.
I'll be back when I've completed, should be relatively soon since I have nothing else going on in my life.
Feel free to add anything, and I'm sorry if I missed something.
>>678080283
Have fun with that...
>>678080283
Rokka no yuusha!
>batman of anime
>>678080219
Oh sorry
>shinoa bro
>>678080283
Thats an impressive list.
Going back in to finish trial now, just gonna lurk I guess. See you all next thread, or two!
>>678080283
*cough*
Mirai Nikki/Future Diary
*cough*
Izana Shinatose claimed
>them skorts tho
>>678080490
Bye!
>>678080442
Not a problem, it happens.
>>678080442
Well, there's a guy like him
>>678080283
>Jojo's bizzare adventure
MY MAN. One punch man is also a good one as well as steins;gate
Best girl has been claimed.
I'm gonna see if I can finally get some sleep...
Bye!
>>678080852
Adios.
>>678080852
Sleep well, Holo.
Sweet dreams.
>>678080490
See you in a few, Rory.
>>678079939
I cant aford to sleep now.
>>678080852
Goodnight morning hloe!
ay
>>678081025
French gangsters.
That's new.
>>678080442
>>678080507
Added. Time to stay up all night.
>>678080769
I'll watch jojo's first just for you bb.
I'm off the complete the task at hand. Goodbye!
>678081025
>hloe
How did i mess up so bad? I meant holo
>>678081143
>>678081188
>>678081222
Slim thick witcho cute ass
It is done.
>freshman year
>art 1
>our teacher is the tennis coach
>coach hates me and my friends for no reason
>like absolutely no reason
>one day we have a substitute
>he says coach gave us a new assignment
>we have to draw geometric shapes into a design
>I start making my masterpiece
>it's just a bunch of tiny pentagons in the shape of a dick
>it's not even close to subtle
>add details
>veins
>semen shooting out
>all out of little pentagons
>it's beautiful
>don't write my name on it
>turn it in facedown so the sub doesn't have a clue
>come to class next day
>coach is passing back our stuff so we can finish
>sees what I made
>somehow can't tell it's a massive dick
>holds it up to the entire class
>"Who's is this?"
>people look up
>he holds it up higher
>"Whoever made this forgot to put their name on it."
>people start laughing
>he waves it around
>"I guess I'll have to throw it away."
>holds it up one more time
>people keep laughing as he throws it away
>the masterpiece is gone
>but it's journey is complete
>it's purpose served
>go to his desk
>tell him I lost mine
>he lets me start a new one
>got a decent grade
>feelsgoodman
>>678081372
See you in a couple months kek
>>678080993
WAIT A MINUTE NO IM NOT OFF YET
...hi ;)
>>678081372
You better watch JoJo first, its still running do if you can catch up it airs every Friday night.
>>678081372
We'll be waiting for you
>>678081481
Hey
>>678081372
See ya bud. just make sure to do 2012 > stardust crusaders seasons 1 and 2 > Diamond is unbreakable
>>678081372
Good luck my friend.
Hopefully you come back with a waifu.
>>678081463
Fucking nice.
>>678081463
KEK
>I'm saving this
Watch out Galko you are going to be in greentext threads
>>678081662
Those thighs tho
>>678081463
Damn, I thought all of that happened by accident.
my waifu mariandel
>>678079743
Looking forwards to this.
>Mom I made a friend.
>>678079763
That's a good ol spicy meme right there.
>>678080852
Sleep tight Holo.
>>678081372
Have fun anon.
>>678081463
You're an absolute madman and I love it.
Claimed
>>678081463
Where the hood where the hood where the hood at? Had a nigga on the cut where the wood at?
>>678081960
"Waifu"
>>678082116
I've been meaning to rewatch this.
>>678081463
you legend, you complete madman
>>678081463
Damn why can't my life be this exciting. That's pretty good though lol
>>678081972
Kek
>>678081960
>o
no judge from me tho
>>678081960
waifu with a bit extra i suppose
>>678081972
I'm more of an idiot than anything else.
>>678081876
That's cool, man
>>678082299
kek
>>678081952
What do you mean?
>>678082317
I just did stupid shit. It's not as exciting anymore.
>>678081836
It was fun.
>>678082542
>steals anons waifu
Well, I suppose that's it for me.
Thanks to everyone for sticking around, I'll just head off to bed a bit earlier.
>Goodnight. people.
>>678082670
I thought you accidentally mixed some drawings and turned in a wrong one.
Great story nonetheless.
>>678082866
Goodnight.
>>678082670
Idiots are fun lol, otherwise your normal and boring, or smart and extra boring. My high school times were full of me just trying not to seem like a complete weeaboo weirdo while everyone else had sex and drank a shit ton.
>>678082866
Woah isn't it early for you?
Like really early?
Anyway, night Ruri
Miho claimed
Hello everyone.
Lord Boros
Is best waifu
>>678083049
Looks like she just got caught shitting in the kitchen sink, because her boss is a terrible person.
I'm going to sleep now, expect me back in 4-5 hours
Goodnight everyone.
Thread's slowing down. Hopefully it picks up
>>678082866
Goodnight bud.
>>678083674
Goodnight to ya too
>shinoa anon
>>678083674
Night, I might make a greentext once you're around.
>>678083699
>>678083674
Sleep well!
>>678083674
Goodnight!
>>678083674
Night Galko
<3
>>678078903
mein
I wanna tell a story too! Let's all tell a story of our most savage moment!! It'll be fun!!!
>be few months ago
>I was driving bros to an indoor trampoline for dodgeball
>decided to get a feast
>went to mcdonald since it was a 5 min drive from there to indoor trampoline
>couldn't find a parking space
>said fuck it and parked in the handicap spot
>my niggas called me savage as fuck
>"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH ANON NIGGA HERE REAL AS FUCK. DUDE SAID FUCK IT I'M PARKING MY SHIT HERE!"
>the usual black praise onto one
>told them "all we doing is ordering, eat here real quick, then just go to the place right?"
>so we ordered our food, eat our stuff
>nothing heavy because lots of cardio and jumping
>got in car and went to the place
>mfw I parked in a handicapped and I'm usually the calm, cautious friend of the group
>>678082758
um no excuse me
>>678082542
but the extra makes everything better
>>678082365
but it's so cute :3 <3
>>678083674
Night bro see you maybe in 8 hours
>>678082670
An idiot would of gotten caught or kept doing it multiple times.
>>678082866
>>678083674
Night you two
Well I'll be following their example. Goodnight everybody. Have a great day/night.
I think I'm going to get of for a bIt, maybe take a nap or get some touchy touchy in before. I dunno
>>678084357
>touchy touchy
Claiming, how are you guys doin today?
>>678083994
Nigs always hype up the stupidest shit it's great.
Also had a similar edit think I deleted it gonna check my phone.
>>678084499
Going great how bout you?
Claiming
>>678084452
> not saying touchy touchy
>>678083994
I'm not normally the one to get savage, violent or whatever, but there was one time I almost killed a kid because he talked shit about my Mum getting breast cancer.
>can share if you guys want.
>>678084670
Haha they do, and Im pretty good thanks for asking
>>678084971
Share!
>>678085082
Forgot image
>>678084670
They do. It gets fun a lot when theyre like that. One thing I still don't get is when one guy shows a group something funny, they all laugh and run away a good 5 yards before coming back holding onto you for support from all the laughter
>>678085082
>>678085233
Whoa what>>678085140
>>678085233
Found it. It's an older photo so my standards for edits were lower. I got this one black friend who when he's sitting and hears something funny he buries his head and starts fucking shaking it's hilarious.
>>678085838
Does he have that "eek eek eek eek" kind of laugh? There's always that one black friend who laughs through his teeth and they have a great will not to let it all out
>>678083232
Hello.
>>678083674
Goodnight.
>>678084971
It's savage story time. Let's hear it
Yasuo claimed. Top tier shit
>>678085233
They do! Ill never understand it but its pretty cool to watch haha
>>678085463
what Whoa!
>>678086362
When hides himself it sounds kinda like he's choking lmao. But when he just stands up it's normal
>>678084971
I am ready to hear a story about you throwing down.
Alrighty here we go
>be me
>around 15-16 in highschool
>nothing impressive just a normal kid
>anyway
>small group of friends probably around 3-5 guys
>guy i almost killed was in that group
>pretty chill group, just chill and hang out at lunch or whatever
>1 'friend' in the group was always an asshole towards me
>not going to say specifics but just a complete fuckwit cunt
>friends for these guys because I have literally no one else
>fuckwit has been picking on me for the last couple months really fucking consistently
>just suck it up like always
>ignore it and add some banter
>couple days down the track I found out my mum got breast cancer
>her mother died from it
>pretty recently too
>anyway I broke down and started to cry
>thought my mum was going to die of cancer
>seeing her go through chemo was the worst thing i've seen
>no energy, laying on the couch, no hair, no empathy
>pretty much a walking corpse
>several weeks i've been getting called up to the school office during class time about counselling
>yeah fine whatever
>go to counselling meeting with this old dude
>asks me how the family is and all this shit
>beats around the bush for a bit and then finally asks about mum
>mouth just turns fucking solid and I cant breathe
>tears just come out of nowhere
>I cry for probably 20 mins
>he sends me back to class after i stopped a little bit
>walk back to class with red as fuck eyes
>probably tear stains aswell
>everyone just gives me judgmental stares
>fag friend asks what the fucks wrong
>they don't know about the whole cancer situation
>i tell them I just had counselling about my mum getting breast cancer
>fag friend starts fucking smirking
>he actually starts giggling like a fucking spurg
>I ask him what the fuck is he doing
>"laughter is the best medicine unless you have cancer"
>starts full on laughing
>I fucking lose it
>all this pent up rage
>flip the table in front of me
>pick up fag friend by the neck
>pretty much choke slam him on the ground
cont
>>678086569
LoL faggot detected.
Riven claimed
>>678086811
Fuck you faggot
>>678086811
Kek
evenin' fellas
>>678086578
They're like boomerangs kek
See what I mean?
>>678086701
Yup it's that kind of laugh
>>678086737
>sit on top of faggot and just smash his head into the floor
>just keep punching him with everything i got
>tears are just all over my face
>tears of anger
>someone starts to try to pull me off of him
>I turn around and look up
>some random chick from our class
>she has tears in her eyes
>whatthefuckhaveidone.png
>look back at fagfriend
>pretty much just blood and tears
>i get up and get sent home
>didn't get in trouble at all
>fag friend moved schools
>cont with counselling for a bit
>broke off with fag friends and found real ones
>mum recovered from bc
>everything is normal again
Believe it if you want to
I don't care if you don't believe it
Boom. Ya snooze ya lose.
>>678087167
Mika!
See>>678087262
>>678087315
Yeah, you lost long ago.
>>678087329
<3
>>678087314
He got what he deserved, anon. I remember my first fight, was quality keks.
>>678087314
Holy shit man. Brutal, Savage, Rekt. If the dude was being a cunt he deserved it. Good on you for finding new friends too.
>>678087167
What's up mika
I got one but I'm not sure if its savage or just me being kind of a dick, but here goes
>Be in highschool
>Hear that female friend wants me to ask her to the dance
>She just broke with up with my good friend, but he said it was cool because we were just going as friends
>Fast forward to dance
>The rule is that the dudes are on one side and the girls are on the other, an instructor teaches us some moves (waltz etc.)
>When the instructor is done the guys have to go up to a girl and ask her to dance (they have to say yes)
>theres maybe 5 hot girls and 3 of them have boyfriends
>Dudes flock to them like sharks to chum
>I b line it to my friend, Its the first dance so I have to get her
>Some guy gets to her just a little before and has asked her
Now Im not a confrontational person, but something happened to me that has never happened before or since
>I decide fuck it
>Turn him around and say that I'm dancing with her
>He says no, he got there first
>Leave it up to the girl
>Im freaking out now because shes better friends with him then she is with me
>She chooses me
>our argument took so long, all the girls are claimed
>She tells him to dance with his sister
>His fuckin sister
>He never treated me the same since then
>>678087314
I completely believe you bro. Really glad your mom is fine. I really am. People who talk bad about mom's as a mean to verbally hurt someone are fucked up in every way dude
>>678087710
Nothin' much. Little bummed out but I'm aight.
>>678087860
Agreed
>>678086501
Moo-llo. Sorry was playing MGS V
>>678087761
HOLY SHIT. Low key savage man. Shame I don't have any good stories.
>>678087761
Ayyyyyeeee she said "fuck you, you can take my sister"
>>678088161
>YuuNoa
sTOP RIGHT THERE
>>678087314
At least things worked out in the end.
Why was that one hoe crying? Was it his side chick?
Also, are you still friends with these real friends? What made them better than the old squad?
Mato claimed
>>678087587
>Implying I didn't claim her over 10 years ago
I'm just asserting my dominance.
>>678088268
You didn't claim Yuno over 10 years ago...
>>678088239
honhon did I strike a nerve?
>>678088239
http://youtu.be/YaG5SAw1n0c
>>678088541
You did
Tbh I have a theory that Yuu is a Hiragi which is why he can harness so much power and why YuuNoa isn't canon yet
>>678087761
this...
this is...
fuck it, heres my reaction
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKhEoytKk6U
also
mandatory cc claim
its really late isn't it
>>678088431
>Implying I even want Yuno
Did you pick her up from the back of the waifu store before they threw her out?
>>678088261
I mean, from what I can guess it probably looked like a brutal scene, kid getting choke slammed and then wailed on.
Yeah dude I'm still friends with them, we go out sometime to catch movies or just fuck around at the mall.
>>678088586
refer to this pic >>678088653
>>678087314
Got damn, good on you man, should've Rest in Peace'd him for that shit
>>678088224
It was worse, he had to dance with his OWN sister, I felt kinda bad too because she was standing right there the whole time and the dude just looked bummed as fuck
>>678087678
Share it famalam
>>678087710
Thanks dude
>>678087860
There is no need for it, and it's a fucking low blow at that.
>>678088716
I was going to ask the same thing, your waifu is obsolete.
Want me to dispose of her for you?
>>678088653
It's possible considering they had a hand in the experiments and Yuu was apart of it. Or it's the fact that he's already so fucked he can do all that but he'll probably lose to Crowley in chapter 45
>>678089192
>forogt pic
>>678089173
I'm sure whatever edgy shit your waifu is from will get cancelled before she can reach Roll anyway.
>>678089476
Too late. It's already finished.
Just like your waifu.
Sigh...so much for sleeping tonight. I was out for 20 minutes and now I can't get back to sleep because someone called me on skype at 1 in the morning.
I don't have an annoyed enough picture of sakura at the moment
>>678088835
Oh his own sister? How did i miss thay part?
>>678089167
Alright man. As long shits all good
>>678089672
Butchered him a bit much
>>678089672
>Blood
>From a robot
Your waifu is broken in the brain, anon.
>>678090117
Alright guys I'm calling it a night now. Goodnight everyone. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu
>shinoa bro
>>678090288
Those dubs will give you warmth
Night dude, have a good one.
>kirino
>>678089167
No problem dude
>>678090288
Good night bro have cozy restful sleeps.
>Shinoa
>>678089167
>sixth grade
>Have this faggot popular kid always picking on me
>I was always a little shit so whenever he insulted me he fired right back
>One month becomes the worse
>He starts claiming he'll fuck me up in a fight if it ever happened, but never says it while I'm around
>"Tell him to bring that shit right on"
>One day after gym glass about 2 weeks later
>Go into bathroom to freshen up before my next class
>Our school was brand new and fancy so we had this weird design where you could walk into this huge entrance and split into the girls room or the boy's room, faucets were up front and could be seen by both boys and girls
>I'm washing my face, see faggot walk in at the corner of my eye
>Shrug it off for now
>Lean down to splash water against my face, don't hear him sneak up on me
>MGS alert theme but it's too late
>He tries to whack the back of my head, I immediately turn around and he quickly backs off
>Rush him, I'm a bit pissed
>Don't bother to go for punches, instead wrap him up and wrestle him onto the ground
>Get him into headlock but he's struggling
>Pythonnigga.jpg
>This is my first fight so I'm a bit scared
>"I'll let you go as long as no one fucking hears about this"
>He agrees
>Later on that day, about to go home, get called down to principal's office
>Little fuck ratted me out
>>678090288
Goodnight! Sleep well
>koko
>>678090207
That's juice, she showered herself in juice to cool down after the disassembly. Doesn't everyone?
>>678090288
Adios.