Waifu claiming thread -SUPER LATER NIGHT EDITIONThe rules are very simple:claim your
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Waifu claiming thread -SUPER LATER NIGHT EDITION
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
Shinoa claimed
>post pics of your waifu
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>keep RP at a absolute minimum. We are here to discuss and insult, not to do RP or ERP-
>insult other waifus
>most important: Have fun!
Mfw I type out my fight and the thread ends
>>678090764
I read it, it was funny, too bad he was a fag and ratted on you haha
Also claim
>>678090505
>mgs alert sound
fucking kekd
and that kids a lil shit
>>678090505
0 fucking honor
>intense lurking
>>678090650
WTF
Two Shinoas?
You guys share waifus?!?!?
I think I'm about to be sick.
>Mirai claim
Indeed.
Inaba is mine
>>678090650
>i fucked up the rules
>>678091039
Dusgusting
>>678091056
>>678091158
Whatsup! How are you guys doin?
My waifu is strongest waifu. She would beat the shit outta your waifu. She is best waifu.
>>678091039
We both have supreme taste so it's only normal
>>678090958
>>678090985
>>678091020
He tried again at a football game. That time he had his GF with. I fucking hulked out and got my first ground and pound
>and not the good kind
Sakura claimed, sorry about complaining last thread
>>678090505
Kek
Should have used it as an opportunity to spread the word around the school that he was a snitch and a pussy.
Miho claimed
Dr. Light is mine
>>678091399
https://youtu.be/YaG5SAw1n0c
>>678091529
Jesus Rice, Anon.
That caught me off guard, kekked.
>>678091399
Shoulda given em both the ground n pound
>>678091399
I see you remembered your cqc training
>>678091368
Fine fine. Almost over my illness. Been lurking throughout last thread reading fight stories.
>>678091931
>>678092010
Ayy
Getting better sounds good.
What have you been up to?
>>678092010
That's good to hear! Hope you got some stories yourself haha
>>678091431
The reason I noted that the faucets were up front was that because a girl actually saw it happen and said she'd tell the teacher he started it lmao
>>678091931
Colonel, this fucking faggot won't leave me alone---
>>678092010
1 v 1 me
>>678092010
Glad you're feeling better!
>>678092421
eyyy you're here!
>>678092685
That's sergeant faggot to you.
Threads really quiet today
>>678093087
Thinking about palying a game but then the thread would get quieter
>>678093087
EU daytime.
>>678093054
You're my colonel <3
>>678093258
I got Zed in the flash sale today and wanna try him out tbh
>Mahiru best girl
>>678093087
Im here just nothing to talk about.
mmmm poptarts
>>678093333
GET
>>678093519
Same to be honest, I was playing Skyrim but it crashed again and lost an hours progress
>>678093593
Whoa only now noticed
sweet
>>678093333
Nice quads and I graciously accept the title of colonel. Zed is a bit hard to play but when you get his jukes down you're gold. Also never waste his shadow unless you know you don't need an escape.
>you probably like her because she's more developed than Shinoa.
>>678093593
Always sucks to lose progress. It happens to me when i play New Vegas and FO3.
>>678093679
Damn right it's sweet
>>678093817
What game are you guys talking about?
Sounds interesting.
>>678093827
It's the worst, it completely puts me off playing the game for like a couple days cause of the salt
>>678094301
League of legends
>>678092425
Well I finally went back to work today, after a couple days of bed rest and video games. Besides that, looking about how to get back into shape. This whole "calorie" thing doesn't make sense to me.
And how about you, Kirino, how're things?
>>678092665
Hmm...I didn't get into many fights for the fact that I always carried a rather large knife on my person and wouldn't hesitate to flash it. I know, I'm one of those people, but I feel like the right to lay a finger on me is something earned. Something mutual. The fights I remember most are..
>metal pipe fighting with friends in which my wrist was broken
>one punch drunken knockout fight in which I broke my knuckle
>knife fight that lasted a whole three seconds, in which I gained thirty-two stitches.
>>678092712
You'll definitely use dirty tactics, Miyo. I decline.
>>678093054
Cheers!
>>678093817
It took me awhile to master Yasuo but I got it down. I'll have to try.
>shinoa is also a smug qt dont worry
>>678094301
aww yiss
>>678094301
Yeah the buzz kill sucks.
>>678094460
Not that dirty.
PEOPLE SHIP KRULMIKA STOP
>>678094460
>Miho*
Sorry had to fix the autoocorrect version. I'm phone-based
>>678094645
I wouldn't say I've mastered him but I play a decent yasuo. Yasuo mirror lane is funnest shit though.
>>678094907
I mean he did kinda spend a huge amount of time with her.
>>678094976
"Pats head"
>>678094460
Shit those sound like some stories! And it doesn't have to be fight stories necessarily, just anytime you felt badass I guess lol
>>678094460
I'm pretty salty right now, as said before Skyrim crashed, not fun. But other than that I've been okay.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHGxEVHZXlU
>>678095249
He is fun af.
B-but she's like 1000 years older than him
MY MEEK IS AN ASEXUAL ANGEL
Also crusader Crowley was awesome
mandatory cc claim
just finished Kara no Kyoukai 2 Satsujin Kousatsu Zen, was good, was very good.
now gonna watch Garan no Do
>>678095339
??
>I don't know what to think of this
>>678095463
Then it was a success.
>>678095339
i have heard this before. i cant remember where
i still like it
These threads are never this quiet holy shit
>>678095393
Hey man sometimes a girl likes someone a little younger. and crusader crowley?
>>678095445
Have ya been watching the akito the exiled movies? last one one got released and I still gotta watch it
>>678095936
Yeah, Crowley was a crusader before he got turned into a vampire. He was the second Michaela I think. Ferid was the first.
>official art
>>678094891
I'm pretty sure it would be! You're quite infamous.
>>678095264
>fuyukaidesu
>>678095284
Oh. None of those count. Weeks of recovery. Time I'll never get back.
>>678095302
I'm sorry to hear about the salt. At least you have a quality, non-shit waifu. And are able to converse with other waifus about your struggle. And your Captcha isnt grass, every. single. time. even though you're red/green colorblind.
>>678095936
i have, they are not as good as people say they are
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qXmxVySMzw
>>678095893
Could have been this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iK-x6Qgm68
>>678096009
Glad to know your opinion.
>>678096142
Fuck that would suck so much with the captcha
I feel sorry for you friend.
>>678096117
Would be fucking great if he yelled DEUS VULT occasionally. I assume Ferid was still a cunt before he got vampirified.
>>678096206
I think they're good but not as good as the parent series.
>>678096312
Oh god why.
Both of these are just
No.
Here is some quality music :^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThgxIdHm3Sg
>>678096437
Ferid had a harem of young children back then. He even offered a little girl to Crowley but Crowley declined.
>Ferid also fingered a corpse's gashed throat in front of Crowley and flirted with him
>>678093087
Hi guys o.o I think the threads going a bit slow
Anyone doing anything fun this weekend? I have this Friday off so I'm going to a con.
>>678096564
Could at least link the original.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNByf1o4T_8
>>678096564
I kek'd oh my fuck that song
>>678095339
I like that, speaking of which, what your guys' favorite kinds of music? For me, I guess it would be metal but I like other stuff
>>678096142
Damn, well Im still interested in that knife fight one, sounds crazy
>>678096312
i remember watching that but i heard it somewhere before that, ugh. fuck my memory
>>678096762
I'm memeing bro
>inb4 it's not anime
I don't care, fuck off
>>678096567
Was this in the manga or a side story deal. Also I guess that's why they're buddy-buddy now?
>>678096564
DID SOMEBODY SAY QUALITY MUSIC? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CevzIXAtX2g
>>678096682
Not doing anything so RIP me.
>>678096682
Binging anime and being lonely I guess? JoJo on Friday will be fun at least
>>678096142
>infamous
Damit
>>678096312
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIgUXT9ZbZU
>>678096934
It was in the Michaela Light Novel. I'm not sure if the English one is out yet
>>678096921
There is already a Ruby here
>>678096682
Nice! What con is it?
>>678096437
its cuz Kazuki Akane is doing it instead of Goro Taniguchi
>>678096788
Anything really goes, used to be into metal exclusively before.
>>678096821
Could have been any of the GoPro videos too.
>>678096877
I'll meme you so hard you meme loving fuck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uizvFK2KQ_o
>>678097312
Already seen it famalam
3/10
>>678097467
https://soundcloud.com/djxtremist/pon-dirty-mel-irl-and-djxtremist-mashup-thingy
>>678097312
no, i dont watch those. it was most likely in a amv. i used to watch those a lot
>>678097098
>another light novel I gotta read
Also after chapter 44 I want to see krul join the team.
>>678097278
Oh. Hoping this last one isn't bad tho.
>>678096395
Eh s'not so bad. I've gotten used to it over the years. I just like to complain.
>>678096615
I like it lIke this. The fast paced ones that burn through 150 in under 10 minutes are distasteful. Also, hello Sakura-anon. Good to meet you.
>>678096788
>16 yo
>walking around scenic part of city with friends
>extremely different sized and cliqued friends so funny to walk around with
>get jeered at by some assholes a little older than us
>the type who pray on insecurities
>shitty people, too, they weren't even brass or good-looking type
>I jeer back
>always had a witty mouth
>1st year of 4chan so new insults
>guys come over
>my friends start joining and everyone's getting visibly more angry
>4 v 5 them by the way
>>678097312
Nice, I'm not exclusively into metal, but of all the types its the one that gets me most pumped
>Sameji in the house
>Gunna be doing some hardcore lurking
>>678097977
She was tied up in Sanguinem before Ferid left I believe. That means Kureto and Guren probably have her.
only one waifu for me
Megumin Claimed!
Sorry I'm late everyone~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUEZCxBcM78
>>678097791
No idea about those, haven't really watched any amvs.
>>678098028
Same thing, any notable favorites in the metal genre?
That moment you look at your bank account.
>>678098430
woah out of nowhere
totally didn't see that coming
>>678098179
Probably something like that. Just glad she isn't dead because it looked like she was killed in the anime.
>>678098430
Welcome Explosion girl.
>>678098430
Hey Meguwho
>>678098511
oshit
what happen
>>678097977
looking at Kazuki Akane's past work with this much power over a show
(only movie comming close to it is Escaflowne and he shaired that with Ryota Yamaguchi)
we shouldnt get our hopes up
>>678098527
Eyebrow man better not touch our queen
>>678098521
Woah like totally weird man. Guess I'm here to just make you uncomfortable for the night.
>>678098527
Heya! :D
>>678098529
Hey! I hope one day you'll remember it..!
>>678098496
heres one to start on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXX7dRULFaE
>>678097988
Damn, ive never been in a real fight so I imagine it gets even crazier when knives are introduced, whered you get cut?
>>678098430
Welcome! How are you doon?
>>678098496
I like Metallica, Disturbed, Megadeth, stuff like that
>>678098511
Sell those dubs dude, how much ya got?
>>678098862
No promises
Arcueid Brunestud
Sorry mettic
>>678098699
>checked
God I just hope it doesn't end up like the dark souls B team.
>>678098773
Seriously tho. We all know Kureto is gonna do fucked up shit and Ima be pissed
>>678098862
What's up dude.
>>678097988
Cont. For Koko
>I pull my knife
>fuck if I'm gonna let them hit my friends (we'll lose anyway haha)
>guys back off
>"Come on, man" "Oh course, fuckin' pussy" battlecries from the cavemen
>one guy doesn't
>comes forward and pulls knife
>no one has ever pulled a knife right back on me
>flight or fright, eyes widen and I can't hear anything
>he said something when he opened it, cant remember maybe "what now?"
>lol getstabbedholyfuckingshit.jpeg
>I lunge, because fuck it
>didntexpectit.png
>he stumbles backward and slices at me haphazardly
>cut all the way from mid-abdomen to breast
>felt nothing
>lacerated him
>he drops knife
>friends pull me back
>I take his knife and throw it
>lands in water and never see it again
End.
"I mean, I don't know what the other guy expected."
>>678098896
I've actually seen that one before.
>>678098948
Neat, Megadeth's probably my oldest favourite.
Otherwise it's Sabaton, Mastodon, Sodom and Amorphis in top tiers.
>>678099080
Kureto's actually one of my favorites tbh
Gonna play some League~ see ya later anons
>>678099184
See ya later
Super late night indeed
>>678098948
I've only been in 4 real fights, trust me, if you know what you are doing it's one of the things that make you feel fuckin alive you know?
I'm not saying you should go out and just fight someone, it's just the thrill that is amazing
>>678099080
im not into dark souls. never really got into that rpg.
idk why.
so i have no idea what the b team is
>>678091459
What do you like about Miho nigger?
>>678098948
I'm doing well! Haha but I'm getting bored
>>678098964
It's gonna happen!
>>678099080
I'm finally done with all my work so I'm here to enjoy my time :)
>>678099317
I hope you're ready!
>>678099134
ah, do you like it?
i like it, i dont like the show alot but that amv, yea.
now because im a cock, imma show you one, using the same show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67YMbFkQCPU
>>678099332
TL;DR B team is basically the other team of devs at fromsoft who made Dark souls 2 while the "A team" worked on bloodborne.
>>678099317
I've never been in a real fight before. I got close to punching this one kid in middle school but I don't remember why.
>>678099483
Oh fuck dude.
Do you know how it happened?
You don't have to tell us if you don't want to.
>>678096934
RIP
>>678096950
There's no other way to live! The NEET way of life is what I aspire to. Yet here I am...working like a dog.
>>678097039
But still so cute why is your waifu so damn cute?
>>678098430
Just as Chunni as ever, huh? Good to see you, Megumin.
>>678099317
Youre darn skippy! Most fun I'd had in a long time. But then...the recovery might not have been worth it.
>>678099744
I aint got a job. And the Uber rates just dropped in my area.
>>678099604
im guessing they are the shitty little brother who doesn't know what they are doing
>>678099578
Yeah, I've actually seen a few videos from that anime.
This probably being my favourite.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_s2HGsOHUs
>>678099456
We can only hope megamai
>>678099827
Because she is cute and easy to snuggle.
>>678097146
It's just a small-town one. I couldn't even tell you the name. My friend invited me to it and said he'd pay my way if I go with him.
>>678100026
Basically. DkS 2 isn't bad it's a solid game but is worse than DkS 1
>>678099456
Well enjoy your time, you earned it!
>>678099456
Oh shit
>>678099459
Welcome back Bait-kun
>>678099604
It's probably too late now to just start fights with people, I guess it's dependent on your age
>>678099827
>skippy
Uh, what do you mean by that?
>Recovery might not have been worth it
Hey, created some memories, and you lived.
>>678099917
Yeah, I remember saying you are an Uber driver. Fuck. Do you have any idea what to do now?
>>678099098
Holy shit, so wait did you stab him as well or did he just swing wildly and get you? That's crazy though
>>678099317
I can see that, I've grappled with people and done some body boxing but I've always wondered how I'd actually do In a fight
>>678099267
How late is it for you? its 1 am here
>>678099456
haha, same, I'm working on my homework for my art class though so I guess its something
>also drinking
btw, did you end up trying that dom last night? I passed out with my laptop open on my bed which Ive never done before heh
>>678099483
Shit, that sucks, sell your body for some quick cash?
>>678099827
But how am I supposed to buy my figures without a job? It's hard to buy things without an income
>>678100047
i havent seen that one before
i quite liked it
have you seen this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNdHd1asf9s
>>678100387
Probably can still but probably won't cause I try not to get on people's bad side if I know I have to see them for a few years.
>>678100387
I applied at the city. I just hope i get the job.
>>678100410
It's not he easy.
Gotta go now, see you all in about 4-5 hours when im done with paperwork and court
>>678100357
sequels
>>678100151
Ugh so close...
>>678099827
Of course! Hehe~ Good to see you too!
>>678100151
Sooo close..
>>678100357
Hehe thanks! What's up?? :)
>>678100387
>Moves behind you
Now stay very still..
>>678100410
Yeah I suppose so!
>What else is new.. I might just join you.
>>678100679
>He easy.
Pulls back hammer.
>>678100420
Awh damn, that's not a gif..
>>678100606
Actually haven't seen that one, that's a beautiful song though.
>>678100810
Nothing really. Just sitting talking to everyone here and having a good time.
>>678100679
Are you able to do doordash where you are? It can be a good way for some quick cash, I haven't done it in a while but I remember making some okay money, especially if you treat it like a full time job
>>678100387
Hmm...damn/darn skippy. It means "hell yeah"
>You're gonna jump out that window? You'll die for sure
>You're damn skippy I am.
>>678100410
Stabbed him multiple times, unevenly. The deepest one, I think was in his shoulder. His arm and shirt was drenched in blood. Mine too, but... It's a wonder how you die so easily from one knife wound in video games, but I mean, he didn't die. Neither did I.
>>678100420
Sell your friends and family's precious items
>>678100410
I've never done martial arts training or anything, I've seen people that have black belts in karate get fucking destroyed in a street fight. It's a pretty big difference between fighting for a bit of colored fabric and fighting to maim.
>>678100648
Yeah, that makes sense
>>678100679
I wish you luck. What did you apply for?
>>678100810
But I'm ticklish..
>>678101011
Perfect, I'm gonna join you!
>>678100173
The tank doesn't bother you?
>>678100810
>what else is new
Well shucks, now I feel like an alcoholic haha
