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help /b/
I'm surrounded by cats
trips decide what I do
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>>677841614
Kill yourself
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Kick one cat biggest looking one and streak
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enjoy your pussy magnet status
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>>677841614
Run them over with a bicycle
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Masturbate
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Rollin
Pet one
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>>677841884
Rollin
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>>677841614
Pat the black and white one in the front middle, take a pic, post it.
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cover yourself in tuna and lay on the floor
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>>677841614
go to the local pet store and get a shit ton of catnip and cover it all over yourself near them
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>>677843050
rerolling this one cause fuck it
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kick the fucker
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>>677842799
checked
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>>677841614
Pet them all with your dick out
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>>677842529
>>677842628
>>677843353

>edgy 12 year olds
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nig them
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>>677843616
Summer is coming
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adopt the smallest cat
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>>677841614
Challenge them to a rap battle
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Love them like the father you never had.
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You have to keep them and care for them no matter what. Their health comes before yours.
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>>677843050
roll
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Take one home to eat.
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pet them all and post a separate pic for each one you pet
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>>677842784
KEK that
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>>677843974
Roll
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>>677843974
rolling
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>>677843974
roll
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>>677843974
roll
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>>677843974
roll
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>>677843974
Rollllo
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Get fucking catnip.
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>>677843974
this is adorable. roll
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>>677843974
kek yeha that
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>>677843974
Rerolling
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Piss on them
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>>677843974
reroll
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Finger in pooper
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Go to the nearest establishment that sells cat food. Return to the cats and stand atop one of the benches. Make sure there are people nearby. Give a speech to cats declaring you are now their ruler, as you the bringer of nourishment. Something along the lines of "Kneel before me brethren, as I am your provider!!@!" as you rip the bag apart over your head and rain pellets of kibble upon the ground from which they worship you. Post video
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Fuck it
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rollorino
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Trips says pet them
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Yell allahu ackbar and start kicking them
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>>677844330
ROLL
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>>677844367
>>677844335
omg faggots

>>677843974
roll. just in case.
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pet the meow meows
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Pet one of them using your dick and post pics
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>>677844446

WOW
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>>677844330
Has the potential to either be absolutely autistic or hilarious. Rolling.
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>>677844330
ROLLING FOR THIS
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>>677844450

Reroll
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>>677844476
roll but instead of petting 1, he should throatfuck at least 4
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take a piss surrounding them to assert dominance, now they're trapped.
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>>677843974
Rolleo
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Join them and start meowing
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>>677844441
nice
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>>677844569
this
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Satan trips says attack them.
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>>677843974
ROLL
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skin them all, but leave one unskinned. wear the pelts and sell the final one to a chinese restaurant
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Yell "the power of Christ compels you" while spraying water at them. Piss will suffice
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>>677843974
Roll
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Get water from a local store and dump it on them.
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>>677844569
roll for this nigger
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>>677841614
Get on the floor and roll around them making kissy faces and saying you love them and make sure people are around
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Take a shit in between them
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>>677843974
Rolling
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Rolleringo
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>>677844800
damn
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>>677843974
reroll
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>>677841614
go buy 10 pounds of catnip and give them it all at once
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>>677844709
Man I miss being 12.

>>677843974
Rerolling.
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Stick a rifle in one of their ass's and use it as a suppressor
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Kidnap one and see if the others notice
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>>677844446
says the faggot
rolling for op to piss all over them
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>>677843974
Rulin
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>>677843974
reroll
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>>677843974
rollorino
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>>677843974
Roll
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Get on all fours and bark at them acting like a dog.
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>>677844569
your ip is 24.246.174.96
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Get naked and start meowing
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Do nothing and go home
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>>677843974
Railin
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stick finger in each of their assholes. post picture for everyone.
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>>677843974

roll..
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>>677841614
Kill them and then throw the corpses at random passersby
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>>677843974
roll
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>>677843974
reroll
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Kidnap one and see if the others notice.
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Fuck that pussy
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>>677843974
rolling
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>>677843974
This
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>>677845213
rer0ll
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its just one cat moving around fast
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>>677843974
cmon this
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>>677843974
Roll. Pls do it op.
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OP is dead, cats ate him
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Pet each one of them, post picture and name of each kat:>
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Pick one up by it's tail and whip it at another cat.
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Fuck a cat
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Check these quads
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>>677845449
this would've looked funny bt eehhhh rolling for this>>677843974
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Satanic trips coming up
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>>677845553

Roll for this
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Satan trips says adopt one and name him Lt. Whiskers.
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Get on all fours and become one with them.
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>>677841614
>when you notice it you'll shit bricks
I can't believe I never fucking saw it until now...
10/10 OP!!!
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try to lick one
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rollerino
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Pointless to hit trips cause OP won't deliver anyway
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Death
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Posrijg Ina arhead where NK orhi g hapenqs...
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>>677843974
tis
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>>677845702
Even better, give one a thurough tongue bath.
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op is dead
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>>677845694
i know. cats scurry away when someone is nearby. especially when that someone is trying to take photos of them. which means the picture is either fake or OP lives in another realm as a ghost.
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where are you mate, looks familiar
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rollerereio
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Take all of them home and start a cat-fighting ring.
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>>677841614
Enjoy life
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>>677844330
this
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Murder
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>>677841614
Raise them as your own
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>>677844441
>>677844446
nice roll you fucking losers

rolling for this>>677844330
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ensure that every cat goes to a good and loving home
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>>677844330
Roll
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>>677844330
Reroll
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dicks.
easily.
cough.
limes.
and.
niggers.

stick them in your ass
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>>677843974
roll. pls deliver op.
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>>677841614
name each one and take a pic coinciding with each
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>>677841614
leave them alone
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Snuggle with them in public? Be a cool dude.
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>>677846444
winrar
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enjoy your toxoplasmosis faggot>>677841614
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Make them fight a dog
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eat cat food before you go to sleep so their cries during the night don't bother you
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Take them home and give them a nice bath, then release them to an animal shelter. =)
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wear an armor and start charging at the cats, for narnia!
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>>677843974
Roll
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PLZ
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take one home
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Murder-suicide with the cats
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fucking shoot them
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blow them up
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Bring them all home
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Cover yourself in catnip and crawl towards them.
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>>677841614
>filename

2015

>>677845694
Just a lousy bait
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>>677846997
reroll
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fuck
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Give them a loving home and become crazy cat person.
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>>677843974
roll
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>>677847139
Rolling for this.
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Dinner.
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>>677841884
Just do it :D
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>>677843974
trips get
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>>677847221
Rolling again.
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>>677847290
Reroll.
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Take them to a loving home.
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>>677843974
roll
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>>677844330
roll lmao
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>>677841614

Give the friendliest one a name.

I like whiskers but you can name it whatever you'd like.
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buy feeder mice usually fed to sneks and have mouse hunger games, last mouse left is set free
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>>677844330 this one pl0x
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>>677847334
Rerollin'. Plz get trips.
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>>677844330
this
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>>677847488
Once again, roll.
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Name one Lt. Whiskers and take it home.
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>>677847463
roll
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>>677844330 eh?
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>>677847463
this this
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>>677844330
Rolling
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>>677847643
yes
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Eat the pussy
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