Snausages
>>674887538
He must be like a balloon or something.
>>674887575
so you are thin, naturally.
>>674887641
She just wants your cock in her butt.
weee oooo
>>674887812
with more emotion. like
AAAAAAAAAA-AAAAAA-AAAAAAAAAAAA
I wish I could get something out of this artist I want to commission. Just is a flake it seems.
>>674888075
>Her
>
>HER!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>674888116
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEDEEDEEEE
I'm /jeff mangum
>>674888232
I liked the other version.
Hello!
>>674888075
Some people are into balloons.
>>674888075
I am, what of it
>>674888322
Hm?
>>674888431
Yes that, that one is adorable.
>>674888154
Yeah, they will take your money and run.
Stay away.
>>674888220
It might help you if you think of him as a her.
>>674888394
OMG the tigers are getting bigger!
>>674888420
Nohting, Bulk up and get some abs and pecs, and shoulder boulders :)
>>674888581
I didn't give them a cent. Its convincing them to work on my simple drawing that wouldn't take them that long.
>>674888581
why should I? My bf likes my body type and I won't get to be cute and skinny in 10 years, but fit will still be possible then
>>674888581
No I like males.
>>674888536
Yeah dude I've found a new wife that rivals the fuck out of Miia.
>>674888893
W-waifu?
>>674888725
It just takes time to get that fit look is all.
>>674888681
Simple drawing huh?
>>674888885
She is a male :P
>>674888581
We always knew this day would come.
>>674888969
yeah dude
>>674889047
yes
>>674889047
yeah, I get that, what's your point?
>>674889047
Wew
>>674889090
I have not seen the movie yet.
>>674889056
no! Stop that!!
He's the wrong type of big!
>>674889096
How simple?
>>674889217
Get the foundation on now. It'll be easier when you do want to bulk up.
>>674889290
Just a single character drawing.
>>674889235
It's SO DAMN GOOD.
I cried. A lot.
Hai furfags. What's happening?
Fap time!
>>674889367
The walkoff is staring now with David Bowie :)
>>674889421
Hey Ren Ren. What's happening?
>>674889290
but if I start working out then I won't be the cute skinny twink that my bf likes
>>674889421
holy shit HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>674889290
It's too big to be stopped.
Fap fap fap
>>674889405
The fox dies, doesnt he?
>>674889452
I don't remember that part.
>>674889472
It would take you like a year to even touch your physique in any meaningful way.
>>674889452
Recovering from a heavy night of drinking ;)
>>674889472
Yo my man. Nice to see you ^_^
>>674889507
No, there's just a lot of really emotional moments. It has a happy ending.
>>674889235
It's a good silly funny movie. Watch it when you have some spare time.
>>674889472
Well then you just stop increasing weights and reps. and if that's not enough, just stop.
You can't accidentally but muscle on.
>>674889497
Oh jesus, these balloon animals are too much.
>>674889507
Nah
>>674889558
He gave himself a wedgie and got disqualified.
>>674889634
Excatly, so start now see how you look and feel.
>>674889682
I've done that already and should head to bed soon. Where did you go drinking?
>>674889951
Oh.
>>674889684
>>674889951
I might see it one day.
>>674889951
Was on a massive pubcrawl, largest one in the Southern hemisphere. Don't ask me the names of the places I drank because I was too drunk to remember.
>>674889682
how have you been?
>>674889951
maybe I just don't want to?
>>674890116
Adelaide University Engineering Society pubcrawl?
>>674890022
Oh indeed :)
>>674890203
That's fine too. just keep working on yourself, don't get comfortable.
Moar sexy tiger? Moar sexy tiger.
>>674890370
why not get comfortable? I'm happy with my body type and understand what I need to do if that ever changes
>>674890370
yeah
been also kinda depressed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Uj8p6GNIRY
>>674890203
Pretty good. And by good I mean hungover. Really only just recovered from Friday midday today.
ps I am on skype now if you want to goss ;)
>>674890370
Yep ;) You have heard of it?
>>674890514
I only have skype on my phone so pls be nice with my shit typing speed
Nigga you're pushy as shit with your fucking body type ideals. Shit's annoying.
>>674890588
this
>>674890414
FUCK YEAH!!
>>674890461
If you don't work on you, BF may notice and stop noticing you over the others around him everyday. I'm not saying he's not faithful but temptation can come from anywhere.
>>674890499
Why you depressed? League not chatty?
>>674890514
Just googled it. if it was the largest it'd be top search, which it is. How did it go btw?
>>674890588
Oh shit, i have preferences please kill me Barry.
>>674890798
That you're legitimately trying to push onto other people who don't fucking care. He's said about 7 times that he has no interest, lay off.
>If you don't work on you, BF may notice and stop noticing you over the others around him everyday. I'm not saying he's not faithful but temptation can come from anywhere.
Like, no, fuck off lol
>>674890798
wow fuck, that's a pretty baseless assumption to make, you know literally nothing about the relationship we have
>>674890798
No
Just a family member has a 2 life threatening operations coming up
I am out of fruit, this is inadequate.
you sure are
>>674890922
>>674890909
It's just general advice. jeeze.
>>674891023
what kind of fruit was it
>>674890798
I love spookeedoo
The third party always knows what's best for you.
>>674891071
>If you don't work on you, BF may notice and stop noticing you over the others around him everyday. I'm not saying he's not faithful but temptation can come from anywhere.
This is not general advice. This is forcing your opinion on others by way of trying to make them fearful of their significant being unfaithful.
Which is totally not alright, btw.
>>674891071
go home General Advice
>>674890798
Was pretty good. Always awesome going to places that usually have paid entry or are either dead and have them alive bustling and alive with people. Free entry, dirt cheap drinks, loads of girls and good vibes. What more could one want?
Now to return to Adelaides mostly dead nightlife until New Years Eve.
>>674891023
You've been fruitless for years.
>>674891071
It was a bit misguided.
>>674891078
Kiwi
>>674891071
yeah, that was not general advice, you were saying that if I don't do what you say he'll probably cheat on me
>>674891251
Kiwi is good, I wish I had it more. I mainly eat a lot of berries when it comes to fruit.
>>674891381
Barrys*
>>674891491
:3c
i haven't even seen Furtopia and I am soooooo totally getting a smug nick plushie
>>674891548
My favorite are blue and black
how degenerate do you have to be to like this shit?
you all have fallen off the deep end.
Her name is Javiela. She cheated on me for a few months before I figured it all out. It hurts like a bitch and it's my time for payback. I am here by today releasing all her videos( bitch loved getting in the ass , jesus that pussy) She is also legal I promise. http://www28.zippyshare.com/v/xo4I7vnh/file.html Will be removed in 5 mintues. /b/ OP is not a fag <3 47
>>674891741
dude yes
I am eagerly top quality merch
>>674891746
Same but include strawberries as a third favorite.
>>674891907
I've been a lich for years, I'm well aware of my own fall from grace.
Zoolander
>>674891741
furtopia lol
>>674891741
It will never take the place of a smug RJ plushie.
>>674892041
Something like that.
>>674891907
I cant get laid, im like, really ugly.
>>674892122
I hated every character in that damn movie aside from the turtle.
>>674892179
so since you cant get laid, you start fapping to dogs?
4chan has poisoned your mind, friendo.
>>674892212
Then we have nothing further to talk about.
>>674892122
so smug
>>674892334
It is what it is dude. The price of forever virgin.
>>674892179
Why did people create movies like Shrek and give people like us false hope? Its beyond cruel. Good movie though.
>>674892540
Shrek had actual talents and knew how to play hard to get. He's not people like you.
>>674892398
It's not RJ's fault.
>>674892536
Dude, cheer up. You make me sad
Bumpin for girly asses getting creamed
>>674892647
Im fine with it.
>>674892540
>You will never watch Shrek again for the first time
>Shrek will never save you from the bullies at school
>Shrek will never fill you with his sweet ogre love
>>674892641
Talents like what?
I can cook as mean a stew as anyone, I just don't have the face to convince anyone to try it.
He had the extreme luck of someone being forced to put up with him for days/weeks, with enough problems of her own to overlook his appearance in the long run.
>>674892752
Like this?
>4¦26am
I love you guys.
Goodnight
>>674892983
good night sweetheat anon
>>674892944
He was self-sufficient in the woods. You have to be pretty damn handy. Not to mention incredible strength. He was -lucky- enough for that? If I remember correctly, he fought a dragon and literally dragged her with him until she fell in love. Because he's an alpha male. And you aren't.
I need a better tripcode :\
>>674892981
Yesss, moar
Some doggystyle, if you have?
>>674892752
Like this?
>>674893195
In my 15k image collection, yes. But I need to properly tag everything.
>>674893266
Not a girlyboi, but who cares? I like it
>>674893266
pls no
>>674893194
It's getting graaaaaaadually better.
>>674893402
I don't know which one to get.
>>674892981
>You will never pump a cute blond guy full of cum on a busy club bartop whilst the bartender is taken back in shock whilst people post pictures of you on the internet ruining your life and then getting charged with public indecency.
>>674893335
Well you did say girly. I was mainly doing that to bait the dedicated homo porn posters into getting upset.
>>674893131
He wouldn't have done shit if his swamp wasn't taken over. He ran from the dragon, and literally only managed everything he did because he had a magical donkey, insanely unlikely series of events leading to it, and the princess had a fucking curse on her.
>>674893484
.wWolfeMow
>>674893484
Wolfelier is pretty cool.
>>674893511
He was thrust into his situation, but he overcame the obstacles by virtue of the strength of his character. Sounds like somebody is a mite jealous of the big green man.
>>674893495
Stop ruining my dreams, everything is possible. STAY DETERMINED.
>>674893478
:3c
>>674893484
They all suck
>>674893608
Indeed.
>>674893582
Meh, the mark at the beginning triggers me
Anyway, i'll take a shower and then leave for lunch. YTYL
>>674893811
no u
If you had a full day with your favorite furry, what would you do? You would be your fursona
>>674894043
I don't have a fursona, so I guess I just wouldn't exist for that day.
>>674894043
Fuck Tays perfect boipussy of course.
>You will never fuck Tays pefect boypussy
>>674894454
Then you'd be yourself
>>674894532
>>674894614
This deal is getting worse all the time.
>>674894720
Wait what
>>674894720
Don't you like being yourself?
>>674894876
You'll get me to be myself over my dead body.
>>674894898
I'd rather be somebody else so that I could spend time with myself.
>>674894454
>>674894532
love the school outfits
>>674895044
I can't help it, i just imagined some random anon duplicating himself and then raping his clone
>>674894043
in one day, all you can really do is fuck about 7 times
the rest of it spent in angst as I know my furryfu is about to disappear the next day
>>674895332
This is a gfur thread
Everybody is a fag here
Even op
>>674895480
Posting gfur doesnt make you gay.
>>674895582
The denial is strong with this one
>>674895740
>>674895740
>>674895740
>>674895740
>>674895740
>>674895740
>>674893665
yukky
>>674895480
That was a bot
He cannot read or comprehend your response
>>674895921
HOO BOI SHE THICC
So, I'm writing a poem, tell me what you guys think so far
Wherein lie the dreams of men?
But in a ley line between reality and psychology,
Wherein lies the study of the occult?
But among the dreams of men
It's short but I feel it to be a good opener, what say you?
Im glad im not kaybe so I get to be around kaybe.
>>674896023
I know
>>674895740
it doesn't though
being gay is the only thing that makes you gay
>>674896174
This is truth. Im not gay and I post gfur.
>>674896064
>psychology
is too synthetic of a word for use in poetry
>>674896174
So posting gfur doesn't make you gay. But liking it so much that you post it might be an indicator that you already are?
>>674896351
What would you suggest in its stead?
>>674896150
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnNAAAAAAAAAAAh
>>674896434
You are yukky, barry, and you disappoint me.
>>674896281
great concept, wrong thread
>>674896548
but the bun thicc tho
you gotta give lots of snugglekissfucks
>>674896409
well you used reality, so you'll want to put that against something that is separate and subjective
something like soul, mind, nous
those don't rhyme though - not sure if you needed rhyme
>>674896372
exactly
it's like ordering a dragon-dildo
maybe you just want an avant-garde mantelpiece to shock bourgeois values
but probably, you're just a total degenerate
>>674896924
Psyche or pathos perhaps?
Rhyming is not a concern
I swear I'm not gay.
But for some reason i really like men and dicks.
I'm totally not gay tho.
I'm so confused about all this.
I wanna dirty talk and all this shit but I can never find people or places to do it.
I get so frustrated.
>>674896657
Ur a bun
Test
>>674897745
go on grindr/f-list?
>>674897745
You can talk dirty in here. I mean, some heavy shit gets said in here...I mean like before....someone was talking about how his hand brushed against another guys hand.....luckily he said 'no homo' so all was good.
>>674897034
spirit is another one
>>674897612
ref. >>674897034
>>674897850
does that mean you'll snuggle kiss and fuck me
oo~
>>674893266
I want to fuck that rabbit.
>>674898242
No im pure.
>>674897961
Wut?
>>674897988
I prefer to be a little more private?
Wherein lie the dreams of men?
But in a ley line between reality and nous,
Wherein lies the study of the occult?
But among the dreams of men
This line blurs from time to time
Allowing the deepest depths of the mind
The cruelest corners of the depraved
To roam free as if real
Too melodramatic?
>>674898477
Same
>>674898525
oh
>>674898540
f-list or grindr look them up
>>674898737
Yeah, like... no sex.
>>674898756
Oh... I've just bumped into people on steam... and well... had people have me steam call them and talk dirty.
>>674898937
I bet you said stuff involving your wiener
>>674899079
I never!
>>674899175
You sick fucker
>>674898874
sex is a bad proxy for purity
it's all about the soul
>>674898564
poetry should be melodramatic, or it might as well be prose
unless it is (darkly) humorous of course
>>674895316
Jay did Gfur?
>>674899321
Its true tho.
>>674898937
try some lewd steam group
>>674899309
I bet your dick taste funny!
>>674899424
a bunch, even though he is/was also a kind of radical christian or something
>>674899435
no sex, or the purity of your undying soul?
>>674899699
yes
>>674899435
>all those piercings
Ew.
>>674899923
Eh its whatever if the person is nice.
new bread
>>674900198
>>674900198