thread for things
>>674900198
for filthy degenerates you mean
Thread for butts and dudes holding hands.
>>674900363
>>674900363
>>674900444
Pre can taste like raisins?!?
holding hands is way gayer than buttsex
>>674900615
Pretty much is. Once you have held hands you have gone too far.
>>674900534
supposedly you can influence it via dietary choices
coffee bad, pineapple good
Once one guys hand holds another guys hand consensually they reach critical gay and mutate a form of the gay virus within themselves, making it contagious, as such gay people who hold hands cause most of the worlds gayness
>>674901233
this is why gays hand-holding in public provokes violence so often; the assailants just want to contain the virus
>>674900914
I have tried the pineapple juice method. Changes taste a bit. Makes it easier to swallow and pre taste way better ;)
Got me interested in changing flavours though haha
>>674901509
They're trying their best, and the ignorant masses treat it as a "Hate crime". They're the modern day plague doctors, ahead of their time.
>>674901733
>Praythegayaway.png
>>674901939
What?
Hey guys, I wonder how many Dom:Sub ratio in the furry community.
>>674901939
Can't pray away your DNA
>>674902168
I'd say definitely more bottoms. Its just more fun
>>674901939
>Pray the gay away
Seeing as prayer is so effective with everything else
>>674902168
More fruits in the community than slamurais so probably subs>doms
>>674902418
Yeah, but look at all those checkmarks prayer has in its column
>>674901733
>>674901939
quarantine the gay away just doesn't have the same ring to it!
>>674901666
tried it with any other foods yet?
also, please tell me you didn't try it on yourself by yourself
>>674902774
Nah I have tried it with my long distance bf ;) Noticeable difference the week we had it.
>>674902631
>slamurais
this is new to me
>>674902168
>>674902356
>>674902631
isn't that just confusing timidity and social maladjustment for bottom-ness?
>>674902356
I'm actually am aggressive top
;)
>>674903120
I don't believe i'm wrong to say there's a correspondence between social timidity and wanting to get ones meat-canal swabbed by the flesh Qtip
>>674902168
I am a switch (or want to be anyway). Buuut have mostly topped. Want a partner that is happy to go both-ways (or atleast go the other way occasionally).
[No homo]
>>674902026
Its the filename.
>>674903120
i wouldn't know
>>674903190
good we need more of you
>>674903512
No idea what you're talking about
Bum0
>>674903024
that's kinda sweet
>>674903374
makes some sense I guess, though I'm the inverse. totally aloof, but I'll go without before I go bottom
>>674903588
I don't mind helping my sub get up.
I love engulfing their cock and balls when I can in my mouth.
>>674904238
I mean, to each their own, i've never been a submissive person and as such have never gone bottom, and I don't really know if I like the idea of some guy putting his thigh pendulum in my clock caverns
>>674904659
idem
we should share a cockslut sometimes; eifel-tower him, high-five with one hand, and drink beer from the bottle with the other
>>674904238
I see what you did there.
>>674904413
And to follow up with that...
I've noticed that being a dom has a lot of people shy to even make a sound when I dirty talk.... it's like they don't get dominated enough lol
>>674905044
Hey, I'd be up for it, as long as there's no kissing, that'd be gay
>>674904413
that sucks
>>674905406
duh. on the gay scale, kissing a man is pretty high up:
holding hands with a man>eating pussy>kissing a man>being fucked in the ass
any suggestions on dildos for anal orgams?
>>674905838
Been fucked...wasn't that gay.
Sucked a dude off and swallowed....felt a little bit gay...only cause my mouth tasted like dick for days.
Kissed a dude fuck felt gay then yo.
>>674905844
Scorn the Wyvern in Extra Large should do it just fine
PSA: Don't actually purchase or attempt to use that toy in extra large or even large
>>674905844
Same. It's kinda hard for me always being the dom, I do enjoy cumming inside my sub tho, the pulsing that makes their cock twitch. Yum.
>>674906242
You kissed a dude? Uhm, do us all a favor and take your gay elsewhere, ugh, ew.
Well i'm headed to sleep you gayboys, have fun doing whatever it is you furries do
>>674906242
QED!
with complicated rankings if it involves facial hair
>>674906756
sleepsies
>>674906795
There was facial hair which made it weird.
>>674907099
... long as you love one another or whatever, I suppose?
jokes aside, facial hair is where I'm putting my gay limit
>>674907520
I suppose we did at the time. Kissing is more of an afterthought when getting lewd anyway IMO. Never really got into kissing that much.
I'm off to bed people. Always interesting working on the definition of whats gay and what isn't.
Goodnight people!
>>674908191
sleep tight, don't let the bug bite
>>674902168
I am a dom and every single furry i know is a sub.
>>674908612
the balance in this thread seemed to be tilted heavily dom, though
also, confusingly similar names
>>674908612
>>674908815
>>674909167
Ermm sorry i need to fix my trips. Can't seem to get it right.
So many virgins
>>674909167
Same here. Practiced and strict dom. Pretty solid fun for me. Plus i dont look like i was grown out of a basement cum sock. so getting layed is pretty easy. standards for furs are not very high in general
>>674909591
Yes. Wat do?
>>674909786
Go on a date and get a boyfriend.
It's either that or do what most gay men do and lose your virginity to some random hook up
>>674909964
But i don't want a boyfriend
>>674910079
Then go get fucked at some truck stop
There is literally a world of men around you willing to fuck you. Just go do it.
>i don't want a boyfriend
its either that, AIDS, or eternal lonliness
take your pick
>>674900534>>674900914
You dont get the joke
>>674910258
What about friends with benefits?
>>674910299
Wear a condom, hook up as much as you want
It's not fucking hard. It's disgusting and emotionally taxing, but it's not hard.
>>674910497
Go to a gaybar then and search around for your fuck buddy. Tons of men that refute the idea of emotional connection in the world too.
>>674910614
But i already know a guy who wants to be my fuck buddy... we're just 300 kilometers apart.
>>674910614
5% chance of failure fam, and far from satisfying
Is thread rip?
>>674910727
That's beyond stupid.
>>674910812
Or you could have sex with a HIV+ person on meds, take PrEP, get barebacked all you want with even less of a chance of failure.
What do you want me to do? You people have a fear of commitment, well loneliness is solved by commitment. I cannot help anymore. You want to shame people with HIV or other STDs, you can live in front of your computer and jack off to gfur and stay perfectly safe.
>>674911317
id rather be in a happy relationship
>>674911317
As you wish.
>>674911449
Go meet your buddy and get
>thesex.pdf
>>674911449
Then
GO ON A DATE
Start the process
Just fucking DO IT
>>674911564
I don't wish anything on you except happiness.
I do wish however we could stop pretending like our loneliness is caused by circumstance instead of our own unwillingness to socialize.
Post moar manly plz
man this turned heavy very quickly
>>674911855
i did, 2 years ago in fact
me and sword are moving in together next month
>>674911855
>I do wish however we could stop pretending like our loneliness is caused by circumstance instead of our own unwillingness to socialize.
Holy shit can we put this in the OP post of every gfur thread?
I mean I'll jump on board with the ">tfw no boyfriend" circlejerk as much as the next guy, but it drives me insane to see so many people wonder why they're lonely, but they won't get out and go meet people
Also, good morning you beautiful fags.
rawr
>>674911855
Wait what? I've never said I'm lonely.
I'm living my life just fine.
I could, like, go on Grindr/gayromeo and hook up with random people, but i prefer someone I can trust and that actually cares about me.
>>674911871
k
anyone know what ever happened to quinnthehusky or levy? i'd kill to see quinn stream again
>>674911871
no>
>674911855
willingness to socialize is based on circumstances
>>674909591
stop virgin shaming shitlord
>>674909677
that'll depend on what you want; if you'll settle for someone who does look like the basement-sock-growth, easy enough
but if you want someone who actually looks good, well... they are few, and in high demand
>>674912158
Thank you!
Fuck i really need to clean my folder
>>674912022
hiya
>>674912022
Good morning Red. Thank you for agreeing with me, but that would be a terrible thread.
>>674912158
Here's what you do then. Go on Grindr and ignore people that are there for hook ups only. Request to meet people but only in a public setting like restaurant or movie theater. Get to know him. Be open about your intentions, don't be clingy but be honest and tell men you want more than just sex. You control hook up situations, you turn them into dates or you turn them into good sex.
Your first and foremost priority should be staying safe until you trust a guy. That being said, relationships are about vulnerability. Even if it's just emotional--you open yourself up to getting hurt not matter what you do. Risks are a part of life.
>>674912617
How's your morning going?
>>674912296
I didn't mean to shame... More a statement of tantalization on my part.
>>674912745
>Thank you for agreeing with me, but that would be a terrible thread.
Yeah, well, the sentiment is there.
How are you doing?
>>674912745
Thanks for the advice. But living in a really small town, everybody knows me and i know everybody, so this could lead to very awkward situations.
>>674912953
MORE
>>674913111
Don't think there is more than that clip, sorry dude. I wish it was a full video too.
>>674912791
aftenoon-y
it's all right, hanging out at the old folks' place atm. yesterday was trouble, but it's quiet now
can't get armello to run on my away-machine, which is annoying
>>674913214
damn, got any more gifs then?
>>674912791
also, how are you doing?
>>674913002
Not an excuse. I live in a small town too. You might need to travel, but I've been on Growlr for a very long time. You have just as much leverage against them as they do you. Too awkward? Leave.
You could literally be walking by a soul mate quality man every day, in a small town, and you won't get together simply because one party didn't try.
>>674912953
Extremely irritated with a "new" pc set up right now. I hate technology.
>>674912897
does the idea of being surrounded by virgins turn you on?
I think i might log off. Thanks everyone for the chat, see you later.
>>674900198
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1q925lmJPVs
>>674913311
That sucks, what was going on? Glad today's quiet at least, hope it's better for you!
What's armello?
>>674913348
Not easily findable. If I come across them, I'll post em.
>>674913408
Not too bad, spent all day yesterday fixing my computer. Think it's finally good, but apparently it restarted for updates last night so half my Steam library still needs to download >:|
>>674913421
>Extremely irritated with a "new" pc set up right now. I hate technology.
What's wrong with it? I spent 14 hours yesterday trying to fix mine, but hey, I might be able to help!
FUCKING 4RRIES GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>674913586
More the idea of being someone's first. Make someone's first time better than mine.
>>674913671
I'm running a mash together of 4+ year old parts on an ASUS motherboard. I'm about ready to just reinstall Win7 and just deal with the upgrade popups. It's all driver bullshit basically.
>>674914088
>NORMIES GET OUT
Nah.
>>674914124
>I'm about ready to just reinstall Win7 and just deal with the upgrade popups. It's all driver bullshit basically.
Ugh, the fucking Windows 10 nagware? I hate that shit so much. They're sneaking it into security updates now as well. Fucking Microsoft, stop trying to be Apple you fucks!
>>674914088
kek you think that will make us leave
>>674913671
long as you don't run into any (non verified) driver trouble, it's just a matter of time before you get the gaems up and running. drink a coffee, hang out with us, enjoy life!
armello is a card/board game for PC, with anthro characters. haven't played too much yet, but it is pretty good
re issues: my brother is facing some legal trouble because he rented out a few rooms without getting a permit first, and now my mom's all freaked out over him possible getting a criminal record, having to sell the house to pay for the fines, etc. it creates a fair bit of tension, because she was the one that roped him into doing it
>>674914265
i went through this same bullshit downgrading my laptop to win7.
thankfully someone actually wrote a 3rd party driver.
>>674914509
>permits
if they're living in the same house as the landlord, it's a verbal agreement and nothing can happen unless there's some weird state law I don't know about
>>674914088
nice dubs
>>674914124
>It's all driver bullshit basically.
reeee
same problem on my windows 8.1, the new authorized driver crap is just shit, nothing works anymore
>the idea of being someone's first
that is enticing. also really intimate
>>674914509
Oh yeah, driver shit is all good, just waiting for the rest of the updates to install. And in the mean time, that's precisely what I'm doing! Well, making a tea and hanging out with you guys. Also looking into setting up a Plex server, but that's down the road.
Sounds cool!
Damn, that sucks. Do you need a permit to rent out a room where you live? Shit, over here you'd just post on Craigslist and be like "I got a room for rent, you give me money, you can live here" and they're covered by tenancy laws. Should have a contract too, but I've never heard of permits.
>>674914767
>thankfully someone actually wrote a 3rd party driver.
Nice, that's few and far between. Well I'll keep my fingers crossed that your drivers get sorted out without too much headache.
>>674912745
this really speaks to me thanks
>>674914088
>My board
>topzozzlekekfuckyouselfwithakektus
>>674914962
awww... You're welcome buddy. I'm glad I could help.
>>674914767
>>674914924
live in yurop; we need permits for everything, or it's jail. I wish I lived in a free country like you guys... seriously though, it's scary when the state suddenly intrudes in your private life like this
it is a pretty cool game, would be great for multiplayer if I can finds some nice folks who get it also
what's a plex server?
>>674915883
good morning, homo
>>674916046
Oh, I know nothing about Europe so, uh, good luck to your brother
>>674916046
Jesus, that's nuts. There'd be fucking riots if anyone suggested something similar for over here. But like topdog said, good luck to your family and your brother!
I'll have to check it out, sounds pretty nifty.
Media server, effectively. But it lets you serve media content from all over the place. I've never done one before, but I'm getting kinda tired of the offerings of Netflix, so I'm thinking about making a trip back down piracy lane, y'know? Best part is my TV supports it, so I can watch stuff directly on my TV without needing to plug my computer into it.
>>674916152
Good morning~ I slept in. I should stop doing that.