Say i'm faggot op.

>>674387652
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pggfDtRnYr

>>674387474

and while you're at it, try to "tuvan throat sing".

>>674387723

wow. what a radio voice.

Feels like i'm listening to phaggot OPFM!

>>674387474
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qx8hrhBZJ98

>>674387729
http://vocaroo.com/i/s124imJH322W

>>674387840
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rlF52YWzUA
Thank you :D

>>674387966
http://vocaroo.com/i/s124imJH322W

thanks OP this cracked me up.

+1 internets to you

If there is a femanon please say "grady is a dumb stupid idiot and Nate is a pretty cool dude"

>>674387474

attempted it myself lol.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s124imJH322W

Sounds like an animal in mating season....

>>674388295
Thread just started but there is usually at least one by the end

come back later

>>674388347
But anon you posted me

erm bad link

http://vocaroo.com/i/s03FdMGorfnK

Say: Hitler did nothing wrong.

Amateur singer here.

Give me something to sing into my shitty laptop microphone while I lay in bed sick, then laugh at how shit I am.

Literally make up lyrics

Say : Timo sucks cock for fun .
plzzz op .

>>674388535

sing "rape me" from nirvana.

>>674388527
10 out of fucking 10

>>674388531
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bYS8SdXgcW

>>674388535
sing a moon man song
or look up his lyrics and just sing those to whatever music

>>674387931
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wU4Dd9OCH3s

>>674388608
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0S45WKyVcTQ

>>674388535
Here

>>674388626
Don't know that song

>>674388657
That's more fucking like it, gimme a minute. Any tune I like, right? Sweet

>>674388535

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgqiSBxvdws

>>674388626
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UUbvlCyfOj

>>674387474
Make a day event with her, preferably outdoors. Make sure you both are feeling comfortable and relaxed, whatever that feels like. Bring some fruit for your journey, at some point have lunch with her (pack some fruit that she enjoys along with yourself. Wash said fruit before its eaten. Wash the fruit again as you realise your hands were dirty when you originally washed it).
Put on some music as you both gouge, music you mutually enjoy.
Take out a joint you had pre rolled (vital part). Ask if she wants to partake, it's very likely she will.
At this point, if the moment is right. Tell her how you feel about her, keep it brief. Make sure you are a little high, just so you have a choice If exiting the thought process instead of being exiled with whatever you said to play on loop as you are high. "I enjoy spending time with you, your variant nature comforts me" or somebullshit
You write the story from there, anon. But what would I know, I'm just a faggot. I wish you all the best anon. If it doesn't work out, well, it isn't the right time in this life, and consider that it may never be the right time.

>>674387474
''hey b0ss, can i have the pussy pls''

>>674388844

that's the grudge...

also, witnessed.

slamm that fat piggy

>>674388531
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gSHtDCpSYz

say
"oh yes rengar i can feel your big paws on my dick, i will now commit suicide and redeem my body to josef mengele" please senpai

>>674387474

Pls do this

This thread gives me Acne ADD ADHD AIDS Allergies Alzheimers Altitude sickness ALS Asthma Autism Blood clot Bone Marrow Disease Brain Cancer Breast cancer Cancer Carbon Monoxide Poisoning Cardiac Arrest Colon Cancer Common Cold Diabetes (type 1) Diabetes (type 2) Down syndrome Dyslexia Ear Infection Ebola Epilepsy Flu Gonorrhea Gum Disease H1N1 Hay Fever Heart Attack Heart Disease Heart failure Heartburn Hepatitis C Herpes HIV Hypothermia Joint Pain Lung cancer Lyme disease Malaria Maple Syrup Urine Disease Migraine Nausea Osteoporosis PANDAS
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I'm Ethan Bradberry

say :Gerard and Gijs do fuck sheep like real faggot's.
pretty plzzz op

>>674388969
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZG6z7CacjH

>>674389053
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RhHw82e5tG

>>674389139
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bLjuYeWITw

>>674388899
>>674389157
coming hold on

>>674389209
do you want me to say that?

>>674389121

i'm a giant british cunt....

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qRMTlv3aZb

>>674388969
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1f9gRjEPuAd

Anyone want an aussie accented recording?
>Am aussie

>>674389253
Yes please

>>674389239
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1niwgj6grz0
I have 0 hope I pronounced that name right

>>674389053
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15u5MKsptgQ

>>674388657
Singbro here

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ye3gbxCfW3
"Behind Jew Eyes"

Fucking sound sick a.f.

>>674389318

yes, the aussie dictionary plz

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" on her forehead Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming

>>674389209
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jakzjDeNTh

>>674389209
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XMvrJhzK2t

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HjZYTMUODP

>>674388969
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1f6XQtAkZ8j

>>674389414
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_jWHffIx5E

>>674389398
Wot, type what you want said

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>>674389253
thank you op

>>674389253
>>674389315
noice

>>674389450
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lsL2HxG2lF

>>674389451
WTF?

>>674388899
Just doing the first paragraph.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08y1vWhiYhu

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>>674389428

>>674389414
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sV9lJ1gdop
-Singbro

femanon here, any requests?

>>674388899
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0x2ZFdqgZ1f
It's worded so weird

>>674389157
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0su4tOtTYzM
Im saving this one lmao

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>>674389568
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MKypjgQLB6

>>674389764
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sV9lJ1gdop
8/10 work on your breathing while singing.

>>674389792
see
>>674388295

>>674389845
you bitch

>>674389847
Appreciated, I currently have a chest infection.

>>674389386
amazing
10/10

>>674389513
>>674389525
Thank and Np :D

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>>674387474
"EAT MY SHORTS!"

>>674389764
Pls sing
"the rapefugees start coming and they dont stop coming, and they dont stop coming, and they dont stop coming, andthey dont stop coming"

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uEN5MQkzF9

>>674390053
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07GPFgAXm1Z

>>674389800
kek, nice try btw

>>674390176
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15qP2ctyG5e

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>>674389764
great job anon

>>674390184
Thank you :D

>>674389269
I'll do it, but I'm not british.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0b6lbY99jCC

Someone please say "A white man in the wrong neighborhood can make all the lynchings"

>>674389157
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Byl9TFj85a
-Songbro.

This is my new hit#1 single

So I walk up to the start of the line and she asks me what I want. I say: "Hi. I'll have six tacos. Three hard and three soft. Three with chicken, and three with beef, but not so that all the chicken or beef are on the same style taco. I'll have any three toppings between lettuce, salsa, rice and beans, sour cream and spicy sour cream such that salsa and any style of sour cream is on all of them and that no two tacos have the exact same contents."

>>674390390
Say: Gday mate, in the best Aussie accent you can do

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vidJqpUzVb

Song from European that can make american accents. improvised the modified lyrics enjoy

>>674390540
http://vocaroo.com/i/s11C0vFqS7Dx

>>674390483
kek

>>674390467
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15Z4PrwZtdG

>>674390538
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hQuIIxL19t

>>674390675
I don't know what aussies sound like

>>674390538
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dsKo6XHjYU

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>>674390735
Kek, the fuck me part was pre close.

anyone this in a black guy voice

"I'm just a nigga with a rocket launcher"

>>674390573

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KcJup0L1wF

>>674390540
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19aYQeMFLbU

>>674390911
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PwkndtWhZa

>>674390933
I feel like im going to get v& just for listening to this

Say this
"I'm no strangers to dubs"

>>674391110
close

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>>674390933
what

>>674391110
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hKTE5tHlm6
off by one
>>674391111

Dear fourchan,

It has come to my attention that this is the internet forum that is responsible for the spamming of my facebook and youtube channel with references to a banana image that I posted to my wall some time back.

I have come here today to demand that you cease this activity at once, and delete and remove any comments that you have already made. My youtube channel is very important to my business, where I give advice on internet marketing and purchasing gold as a long term investment strategy, and your behavior is interfering with these objectives.

If these demands are not met, I will contact the civil authorities, as well as commence legal action against the owners, moderators and users of this internet chat room.

Sincerely,

John J. Callanan

please say

"Hey Justin, I hope your internet gets fixed"

>>674391450
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1j102RZJtUi

>>674391450
To the tune of "Hey, Brother"
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qt8bnIUUwU
-Songbro

I love you.

Nobodys ever said it to me.

" emma you fucking cow "

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BLOBO IS LOVE, BLOBO IS LIFE

>>674391628
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ixiOKmYYar

>>674391449
kek, someone do this please

>>674391628
http://vocaroo.com/

>>674391450
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19GFwLsA0HI
-without the song

>>674387474
triangle
triangle triangle

>>674391578
>>674391595

Thank yousa!!!

>>674391449
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SsEyMBekQB

>>674391628
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1X8lvWaqfWv

>>674391647
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kU0deaxGw4

>>674391661
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PEcSaID7Yd

>>674391628
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ih98INQIMJ

I got u man <3

>>674391780

Thank you :D

>>674391449
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MiH2ipmsNs

>>674391783
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HS4YLy2PfA
  ▲
▲ ▲

I speak Portuguese and Spanish if someone wants something ask

>>674392079
"dirty sanchez raawwwrrr"

>>674391878
Thanks OP you delivered :)

>>674391628
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07CX8x5bPSn
-Songbro destroys his vocal chords.mp4

>>674392079

Say this in a normal speaking voice.

Agora entendo, Como se sente, Um uísque, Doze anos. A esperar, Os lábios molhados. Tomando cuidado pra não se afogar.

Portuguese obv.

rip thread

>>674389157
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Oxem3AcrjA

Is the the OP that did the Vocaroo rap threads?

>>674393865
>hepapitis

>>674394053
yep thats me lol
I am the one who usually makes these threads too

i'll play unamplified bass for you
what do you want?

>>674394466
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pAgnLQH5pD
sample desu

rip thread again

>>674391849
Thanks

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hkP1JMIrKE

>>674395525
Asian Canadian

>>674395525
white
you're from europe
sing "fuck a dog" from blink 182

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KvlnE9hVQi
i really want to do a collab

say: jaily is the biggest faggot on earth and wants to get raped by sheep

>>674395703
Negative.
>>674395705
I also play bb
http://vocaroo.com/i/s050nSQ1ln4k

>>674395902
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18GS7ANOJ2l

>>674395942
that song is giving me vietnam flashbacks
i had to tutor a kid last year who really sucked but somehow passed the audition for a charity concert and i had to make him not suck

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WQ4yqMVg1v

>>674391595
>signing your own posts
oh shit nigger what are you doing

say: hitler heeft niks fout gedaan

say: Sabol is faggot pls

op is fgt

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1k1caAMb0k9

i'm bored
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UDCoj9s9dP

>>674397158
on it

>>674396847
say this plzz need it for reasons

This thread was amazing. Thank you OP for starting the day out right.

>>674390538
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Zji4vnOJ9Z
Got my new microphone today, so i'm on board.

>>674398034
>>674390538
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BueLrcYLU0

>>674396679
http://vocaroo.com/i/s086pZseL1PD
Shame man, how long you been playing?

>>674398554
holy shit dude you don't actually think i thought that was good?

>>674398730
Thought what was good? If you're talking about the shit I'm posting I'd hope not cause I'm literally trying to play like an imbred, I'll play something actually good for you if you'd like?

>>674388535
>>674387474
Please sing this

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BLOBO IS NEW MEME

>>674399014
i was talking about my shit...

but your lack of tempo concerened me

Somebody say "nothing below legendary eagle is considered a rank" pls. A mate always says that

>>674399364
Oh god no hah, I assumed you were playing like that on purpose. Either way if thread doesnt die ill post some finger picking on my acoustic

OP, could you please say

Everything is going to be ok, my son

>>674399458
post it cmon
ill post a
i dunno
i'll keep adding minor chords to peoples' deliveries

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just fuck my shit up fam
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kuRc4tFf6V

>>674399364
>>674399679

Here we are, bit longer than my other posts, hope it sounds alright using a headset
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06oetfD0F8C

>>674399919
nice reverb!
i like the sound!
nice senpai desu
there is fan noise and buzzing in the background though, did you try line in?

>>674400365
Nah fam, just recorded it with the mic thats on my headset hah, I can play some more? just leme know, atm doing some blues, testing out some riffs
>Also play me something
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bHwrmri9zY

>>674399919
Which is the song?

>>674400571
sounds good
i'm on vocaloid and punk rock myself
but i dab a bit into funk

>>674400702
Says at the end, but its "Flying guitar melody - Fredrec Mesnier"
Bitch and a half to learn

>>674397621
Im glad you like it :D

>>674399437
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OoElnCvJLt

>>674399671
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wXYrJg706Y

>>674399841
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19CrdmiDKdb

do a very deep voice and say
oh yeah niggydoc

>>674387474
"You unsocial fuck" if possible, in the best radio-like voice you can do. Thanks in advance yo

>>674400833
Do u have some yt channel or something?? Keep it up man

>>674401057
Negative, just enjoy playing, I also play Piano and sax but cant get to them atm so obviously caant play for you fine people

(J-J-Johnny Test) (J-J-Johnny Test)

Got a head of fiery hair and a turbo charged backpack!

(Johnny Test)

His genius sisters use him like a lab rat.

(Johnny Test)

A neat-freak dad and a super-busy mom!

(Johnny Test)

The boy's best friend is a talking dog.

(Talking dog!)

Extreme teen team and an air breathing shark,

Mega-action game controller skating in the park,

pheromone booster, Bling-Bling, what do you make of this?!

(What do you make of this!)

Johnny Test!

Johnny Test!

This is a life of a boy named, "Johnny Test"!

(huh-huh)

Johnny Test!

Johnny Test!

This is the life of a boy named, "Johnny Te-e-e-e-est"!

femanon here taking requests

>>674387729
>>674387966
I can throat sing fams.

>>674401024
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0as1OqYvJL1

>>674401051
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rMyM9PUFOg

>>674401350
herro
lets hear you sing hakuna matata
I feel like hearing that song

>>674400571
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09DHpkoVN78
i wish i had my amp next to me

>>674387474
i want to sing or rap or something

any ideas fags?

Hey OP, can you say this?
Brewed and canned for Auswicthz, distributed for my dick.

>>674401692
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NwA5tIJ8jR

>>674401628
I see I see, so there is some talent ;p Heres a slower song, give me a second, sounds really nice, winner with the chicks tbh.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xjkAI5CD8a

>>674401876
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nyfTu33FUb

>>674401548
Sorry for shitty mic
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mxLW8odhnC

>>674401861
>>674401628
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GbH6DZX67s
Here you are bb
listening back to it it really does sound like shit over my mic, much sorry, also been playing for 3ish hours already today so sorry about it being all choppy and shit, fingers are getting a little tired
>Casual only been playing 7 years

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>>674387474
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>674387474
>>674387729
http://vocaroo.com/i/s105cGMZFbqR
Check out my dope mongoloid skills

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BMX6GWTz14

Omg, this is for a friend (who is an asshole)

Fede sucks, throw the basket.

>>674401958
Turn down your mic sensitivity it sounds like your maxing your mic
Also your voice sounds cute AF
sing something of your choice
or try to sing duality by Slipknot

>>674401956

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mC0FAm5XNs

bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1o2US5wCbZz

>>674402275
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1E2yQbIUPS8

https://youtu.be/JhE88Tp4I6U

Can someone sing this? I need a good laugh

>>674402150
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OLnkI1tdhY

>>674402331
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0G4GKKwADUU
no u

>>674402399
cant tell if 12 year old boy or grill

>>674402471
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1B1V83zsmpx

>>674388295
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dxUUXkGQo2
those replies where right, I hope you're still here

>>674401548
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10YpdbpZ1zE
Not the pretty girl but I gave it a shot, tbh first time singing for anyone other than my girlfriend kek
>r8 m8

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aySKUYekzR

>>674387474
Sing the song "I've had the time of my life" for me.

>>674402711
Not bad m8
Would need to hear you with some music to really tell, but still not bad

>>674402637
maybe both?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GJZquyCjw1

OP,
Pewdiepie suck my pie, hahahaha
(haha included)

>>674402821
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1soexJP3hEG

>>674403098
so 12 year old girl? lmao

>>674403175
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZEGgDis7AR

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0eEnifE2TAh

>>674403098
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00FQGx8fKkn

<object width="148" height="44"><param name="movie" value="http://vocaroo.com/player.swf?playMediaID=s0Zpo6AE27SU&autoplay=0"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://vocaroo.com/player.swf?playMediaID=s0Zpo6AE27SU&autoplay=0" width="148" height="44" wmode="transparent" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object><br><a href="http://vocaroo.com" style="font-size:xx-small;" title="Vocaroo Voice Recorder">Audio recording &gt;&gt;</a>
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Zpo6AE27SU

last post was me, fucked up.

>>674403553
you fucking retard

>>674403175
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DrmgGuqLen

>>674403671
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01BUzgtVSjP

>>674403671
I know man, i fucked up.

Forgive me?

are you guys going to let thread rip now so I can go play skyrim yet?

>>674403299
I love it!
10/10

Please sing the part the girl sings too.

Hey OP, I'm a Spanish fag, I dare you to say this:
"¿Que putas chingadas madres dijiste de mí , pinche escuincle baboso? para que te sepas yo entrené en el gimnasio del señor Julio Cesar Chavez , tengo un record de 50 knockouts, fui al colegio militar de la ciudad de México y un doctorado en ingenieria nuclear , ¿sabes que significa eso? que puedo volar tu pinche cabecita hueca con una bomba que estoy preparando especialmente para tí , y no sólo eso también soy experto en el manejo de armas largas y tengo acceso a todo un arsernal de Uzis, Ak 47 y R-15s , si tan solo hubieras pensado un poquito más y no hubieras abierto el pinche hocico de perro que tienes, no tendrías que rezar por tu vida.

En estos momentos estoy rastreando tu dirección IP para ubicar tu domicilio , te vas a cagar cuando veas un chingo de camionetas esperando en la entrada de tu casa para acribillarte , mis hombres estan bien armados y son muy temerarios, saben hacer muy bien su trabajo y están dispuestos a exterminar hasta la ultima puta celúla más pequeña e insignificante de tu puta miserable existencia, escucha bien mis palabras nene, que ya no hay vuelta atrás , vete despidiendo de tu miserable vida cabrón, voy a convertir tus ultimas horas de vida en un autentico infierno , estás bien pinche muerto nene, estás bien pinche muerto."

Is the spanish version of "what the fuck did you just said about me" pile of shit xd

>>674403526
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gM94l9OnHh

>>674403752
Can you say "you got one more rep! fucking hit it!" Please?

>>674404542
thanks!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1N3BIDtH7IY

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.

>>674404925
myfucking ear drums

>>674404542
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1iWaFMCUTn8

Not a request, only to thank OP for such amazing thread!
Things like that make this shit alive.

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>>674405092
stop fucking your ear drums

>>674404513
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0m1lWgLpmqH
Jesus fuck my 2 years of spanish did nothing for me

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YyPPANOW6O

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VDLgvNsSTH

Couldn't keep a straight face

>>674405427
wow, what a voice, mooar!

>>674404996
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rx5F1vVlAw

>>674404768
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jye4EA8xjh

>>674404996
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qgzOiE4kMo

>>674405427
ebin

>>674405348
Stopped listening as soon as you said GYMnasio. Fucking sounds terrible hearing a gringo try to perform a Spanish accent. Cmon the Spanish letters don't even change pronunciation like in English this should be easy.

>>674405790
You sound overweight

>>674405600

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uNMnRlr2RZ

>>674406102
Plz do Ahnold impression

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HKuj5Yb8jp

>>674404996
These copy pastas need to be updated. heres a fail
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ygoHerA0gH
Heres real attempt
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08I2w1S8ZaE

>>674405113
I love these threads so much too!

>>674405832
The only spanish I know is the shit I took in highschool lol.

>>674406102
really? I'm not german, but I understand it, can you speak german? please do.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1P7LAfTxFTK

>>674405790

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FuA6xxHT3E

>>674406396
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06lVdKwSDuq

http://vocaroo.com/i/s14vkAlDRkyV

Do it fgt

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Qlfzq22THQ

Take me to church because why not

>>674406213


I'm struggling on that one , let me try it

>>674405832
Give me something shorter in Spanish.

>>674406868
Moar throat singing: http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Ew8C0rMDaf

>>674406213
I tried, its shit

http://vocaroo.com/i/s009iAzN2OiA

Im a britfag so my accents suck

>>674388657
You sound like my homie

>>674406585
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1y0GJ10zv6p

>>674407720
Heartily lol'd at "get to da choppa"

Thanks

>>674407783
where you from?

>>674407832
ugh, that was bad.
Does anyone here know german?

>>674407872
Haha, i tried, any more requests?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rHX17k97DP
Me ranting about a very important issue.

>>674408163

suck my dick loli ass hoe

>>674408263
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14l4iF9pSIR

>>674408267
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gmzNC8XESX

>>674408567
kek

http://vocaroo.com/i/s19vK8Xf3G3E

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xZyCcIzgZa
Hey destroyer of worlds here

>>674409601
Holy shit nigger

>>674409592

<3

http://vocaroo.com/i/s105cGMZFbqR

>>674409920
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UTKZI2wLi3

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kEHS9SC4Qi me

>>674410242
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1i2btdMwF4L

>>674410242
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19uY2509WyN

>>674410242
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QABziyvOa5

>>674410145
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NelmQublOn

>>674410545

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QfkJASoJNU