'no'

>>674375477
I know these two girls and they both want the D but one is way hotter. The other one texts me more though and sometimes late at night gets super emotional because all the guys she likes end up going for her friend instead of her, and I probably will too

all my computer passwords are my home phone number.

>>674375477
that i have proof op is a faggot

I sniff my gf's hot younger sister panties all the time and jerk off while sniffing them, also rubbed my dick on her lips while she was sleeping

>>674375477
I shit my self daily because I like the feel

>>674375477
I know a guy, who knows a guy, who can get dubs on command. checkem

I still love her... always will. Even though she broke my heart

I have some kinda shoe/feet fetish,, I take hot girls shoe's at my school with me to the bathroom and sniff them, then I blast a massive load in them

Fucking FBI thread

I paid a Thai shemale to shit in my mouth on vacation last year.
It tasted different to what I expected and I didn't even get sick from it.

My sister sucked my cock to completion three times when we were teenagers. Oh, and I fucked her like 100 times.

>>674375477
i fucked my two cousins

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When I was about 10 I used to sleep in the same bed as my step Mom and as she was sleeping I would slowly slip my hand into her shirt and pants, slowly ever so slowly going deeper and deeper. I had never jacked off before but it turned me on. I also didn't know what being turned on was but I did it anyway and it was godly.

>>674376292
Why....

my teen gf is cheating on me with a nigger, she doesn't know that I know.. I setup a hidden cam in our bedroom.. and I've cum'd buckets watching the videos of em

my mom's finger tried to car me in the back of her friend's.

When I was 15 i took the v of my sister's 10yo best friend

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I play with Dragon Dildos

>>674376867
Oh are we just posting our sex fantasies now?

I'm in love with the coco

>>674376867
Kill yourself please

>>674377186
*waggles dildo in your face* you know you want some of this hot busty action fuck boooi

I want to sniff my little sister's friend's feet when they come visit our house.

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>>674375876
Hot, tell me more please

i was phone.

>>674375876
I think I heard you.

>>674376292
what did it taste like?
i'm into scat too but when i shit in my hands and smear it on my cock i cum very fast so i never get to taste it lol.

>>674376292
Hot, how'd it taste?

>>674377750
>>674377742
like shit

>>674377742
I'm going to have a scat meeting with 2 other guys next thur ;-)

>>674377908
good for you anon, hope you enjoy it. :3

this one time at a outdoor festival I had popped some E and was really horny, the toilets have a hole in the ground, I climbed down the hole in the women's toilet and had hundreds of girls piss all over me

>>674377750
Kind of musty, sour and very bitter.
Mushing it through my teeth made me so hard.

>>674375477
I tucked my dad's gf of the time.

>>674378366
No poop?

I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

>>674378366
Did you rub one out?

>>674380422

oldfag detected.

I don't have any secrets

>>674378366
I'm calling b's

>>674380422
Da fuq outta here Cash

If you have secrets then they arn't hidden well enough,

>>674375477
They are a secret for a reason, faggot.

>>674375477
I don't find guys attractive what so ever, but for some reason I enjoy watching guys getting dominated or humiliated by other guys, girls, trannies.

There is just something about degrading other guys that I find appealing to watch.

Sometimes i wish i was gir

meth

I like to shit on public toilet floors

>>674381094
Why, I'm very curious?

I stole my father's social security number to get a credit card when I was 13 and bought $1000 worth of porn with it.

Swallow my own cum every time I rub one out

>>674381094
I do this too, mostly arousal for me

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>>674377742

I stole 4-8 thousand dollars from my dad when I was 15-16. I purchased a lot of pot, many of cigarettes along with odd purchases

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>>674376292
>>674377742
>>674377908
>>674378243
what the fuck

>>674376867
your a young cuck, congratulations, kill yourself!

I voted for Trump in the missouri primary.

I did it because my friend's girlfriend once smacked me in a political discussion a year ago and she's a bernie supporter.
I genuinely believe that bernie's supporters are some of the most disingenuous, intolerant, and violent people in America. They will do everything in their power to shut down opposition including (but not limited to) vandalism, theft, and assault when their world view is confronted.

I'm posting this in this thread because I fear for my career and wellbeing if I am ever open about this.

>>674381309
Do you cum? Should I do this at my work?

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>>674381526
>this

>>674380300
tucked her in? how considerate.

>>674378366
did you use a phone torch to get good view?

>>674376867
Dude you have to share them

>>674381513
my younger half sister did something similar with less money and she is an awful excuse of a person.

>>674375477
I once had a nurse at my school that had a conjoined fetus, and the way it was explained to me was something like "YOU COULD HAVE ONE IN YOU AND NOT EVEN KNOW IT". I spent the remainder of that day trying to get my dead brother out of my head.

>>674380970
>watching guys getting dominated or humiliated by other guys, girls
same here, the more awkward the better. I like to sometimes do the degrading/humiliation myself, not just watch.

>>674376711
That's kinda hot.

I am the faggot that post the south park stories in the green text threads, feels thread, and even this thread here

>>674382129
I killed Kenny.

>>674382292
YOU BASTARD

killed a guy

I am a huge zoophile fag and my boyfriend too.

When I was 9, my 15yo babysitter taught me how to eat pussy, I practiced on her at least once a week, she also let me do it to one of her friends a couple times.

>>674375477
I'm a closeted bisexual. I choose to only pursue straight relationships because of social stigma, and homosexuality not fitting my personality. I'm extreme right libertarian type so i dont much get along with the gays.

>>674383245
>I'm a closeted bisexual. I choose to only pursue straight relationships because of social stigma, and homosexuality not fitting my personality. I'm extreme right libertarian type so i dont much get along with the gays.
Donald? Is that you?

>>674383245
Lmao this is me, but I have plenty of homosexual friends.

>>674375477
I work as a prison guard and fight in county MMA competitions, but I ahve a fear of women and being hit by them.

>>674375477
I have a fetish for American cartoon characters

>>674376039
I know dem feels bruh.

>>674384034
what about eric cartman

i want to break up with my shitty girlfriend of 3 years but i dont want to be alone

>>674375691
Are you autistic?

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My relationship with my gf is based on me not giving up on her because she has money issues and I help her, also she lied to me a couple of times, and I don't trust her at all. Now I'm fucked up, stressed all the time and found myself having ancieyy. I can't leave her until she finish her uni. Until then I just have to eat shit and try to chill

Before a date I arrange to have a mate call me 30 minutes into that date. After the call I say to the girl 'hey that was work/family crisis I gotta head off now, sorry'. This is because nine times out ten the girl reveals herself to be a bitch within that time frame.

>>674384436
in what way is she shitty?

I don't shave my ass because I enjoy twirling the hair around my anus

>>674384656
Anxiety*

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I sucked this dick last night

>>674384656
She wont ever change, she'll continue to lie to you and drag you down with financial issues. She knows you're a soft touch, get rid of her. Her hapiness or money is not your responsibility. She's a parasite and will keep taking you for a ride.

I like to shave ass and balls to look at my ass in a mirror while I fap. I am also able to get the head of my cock inside and cum in there. It's so hot I cum right as I grt it there

got hpv... Nobody knows, not even the person who gave it to me. Sex life's declined, don't know what do due to social stigma...

>fucked a 10/10 tranny
No regrets

>>674384398
Yes, I jerk off to that

>>674385183
I know dude, I'm just to weak to leave her, I will do it when she finish uni at the and of thid year, that will give me a little peace

I m schizophrenic. Almost nobody knows

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>>674375477
>tfw no secrets

Feels weird tbh, as if i havent done anything in life

I did fap over my cousin a couple times though

>>674384715
i wish she was more caring tbh, we fight a lot nut when we fight its horrible because she completely shuts of from me and i always haveto crawl back to her, shes also lazy and gaining weight while im getting fitter and more out of her league

Cheated on the mrs with one of my girl mates at festival now I fantasise about her when I fuck my mrs

was sexually abused by my mom

>i had i dream
>i got in love with trap boy
>when i realize this in dream
>i was wtf and just run to go away jet
>i go to see this boy outside from his home 2 nights
>to see his body how beautiful it is
>it was discussing to know boy lucking like a girl

>>674385420
So she's not emotionally fulfilling you; refuses to accept responsibility in arguments and forces you to crawl back, cap in hand to her? Sounds like she's using you for the sole purpose for inflating her self esteem to me. Plus, she's a slob too. Get out of there as soon as you get a chance. If she was worth your time then she would support you and have some acceptance that she's not perfect; get out of there

>>674375477
Hitler did nothing wrong

>>674375477
my dick kills woman's

>>674377250
I've got the baking soda

>>674385902
this

doesnt sound like a healthy relationship or that it can lead to one
get out now while you can /b/ro, i dont care how many fags here think the only purpose in life is getting a girlfriend, don't degrade yourself for that shit
it aint worth it
focus on you
make yourself happy
go out and do the things you want
and one of those days some chick is gonna come to you wanting what you have to offer rather than this bullshit

good luck

>>674385902
your kind of right anon but she really only uses me as a punching bag when she is sad or anxious and will never open herself up to me and accept my support, just take it out on me when im trying to help

I don't know if I love my gf. How the fuck do you even know that? Is it a concrete feeling/thought? I feel like I can't live without her but at the same time I want to pursue other girls

After my ex broke my heart, i started talking to her best friend, and end up fucking her.
Both girls hate me today

>>674384692
noice

>>674376018
You don't know me

>>674384924
pls tell me you're a femanon

>>674386379
Holy fuck, are you me?!

I had manboobs untill last December and then had them removed surgically, and told everyone I did it on my own by exercising more

>>674386282
To be honest, that's her shit to sort out. I'm sure the last time you checked you were a person, not a punching bag. It's not your responsibility to parent her and teach her to become emotionally articulate, you'll just end up wasting your time. I know it might sound like a nice idea to 'fix' or help her or whatever, but the truth is, she probably wont change. It's not your fault, there's nothing you can do about it, focus on your own happiness and your own life. Dont waste it picking up after someone else

>>674375864
ehh its normal.

>>674386669
Depends. Is your gf also a cute bbw that is kinky as fuck and a really sweet gal?

>>674376039
Feelin with you anon

>>674384436
i'm kinda being held hostage in a relationship. we've been dating for 4 years or so. i kinda love her but shes depressive as fk. shes said several times that if i leave her she'll kill herself. when i return from work or visiting friends i often sit in my car for 15-30 minutes, just to enjoy not being in the excruciatingly depressing atmosphere..

>>674376433
at the same time?

>>674387058
Let her kill herself then.

>>674380970
show tits

>>674386934
Not a bbw, but a petite cutie, the rest of the description matches

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i had a bad relationship with my sister... and farted secretly on her pillow for years...

she never found out, but she was so conditioned to my farts that she didnt smell them in the car anymore while everoyne else was choking

>>674387058
force her to get treatment, perhaps?

>>674386015
that is not secret

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time terrifies me.

>>674387247
How long have you been with her?

>>674382283
I fucking knew it!

I like fat chicks

>>674387312
She is in treatment. medication and a therapist.

>>674375477
I fucked your mom.

>>674383728
kek

>>674383245
>I'm a closeted bisexual
no, only homosexual

>>674376018
Sorry I'm late

>>674380422
Do you hear the whistle blowing? Do you hang your head and cry?

>>674386379
Buddy. if you are in doubt then you don't..
you're in a safe situation, that's comforting. But not love.

I constantly want to cheat on my girlfriend even though she does nothing wrong and is everything i'd want in a girl.

Ive been messing around with/fucking this 280lb+ black girl near where I live. No regrets. Its awesome every time.

> tfw im a skinny white guy with a normal white gf

I didn't actually read the terms and condition.

pls no ban

>>674387677
Welcome to having a penis bro

>>674385249

Go HPV as well man. Sucks getting the warts burned of and the Bitch who gave them to me does not even knoe se is a carrier. My wife got the vaccine so at least I have a sex life.

>>674387714
reported

>>674387714
MODS

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>>674375477
I pretend that I'm not this guy, because people start to ask me on the streets if I got really drunk in a black label slamming video on YouTube, and then react similar to pic related

incase someone wants to see it,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?gl=JP&v=xN5FCtfRoJY&hl=ja

>>674387365
A little more than a year. Hbu?

I almost got to 3rd base with my mom when she was high on ambien. She doesn't even remember, apparently.

>>674375477
All my friends think I'm hetro because they have seen me fucking plenty of girls, but I'm secretly in a relationship with a 10/10 trap.

>>674387657
I still get these moments when I feel like I love her though. I think I'm bi-polar cause they mostly seem to coincide with spurts of me being in a good mood

>>674387058
That was me for about five years. Just end the mother fucker. I was threatened with the same thing. The day I kicked her out was the greatest relief. All weight was lifted off my back.

>>674387909
Two years. In the beginning everything felt right but I feel like I have to try other girls now. She's my first gf

>>674375477
I used a Cornell certificate folder I found on the street to fake a degree using Photoshop to score myself a high paying job.

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I was chronically molested by one of my older cousins, one of my mother's friends as well as my baby sitter. I never said anything. Not really ashamed of it, I tend to make very uncomfortable jokes about it happening and people have to ask me if I'm joking or not. In hindsight, I'm probably going to turn out to become the first IRL Joker.

me and my ex were perfect together. he broke up with me just out of no where.now i want someone to hack imto his school and fail his grades so je becomes a super senior. which will give me a chance to be wit& him. i bin so broken without him. we both bi boys

>>674388008
Bipolar doesn't mean you switch between good mood and bad, it means you switch between depressive states and manic episodes.

>>674388171
did you get any twisted sexual things from it? like gay, pedo, domination, incest fetish whatever?

>>674388081
She's my second gf, I'm 25, bjt never really wanted to get in a relationship. I know for a fact that I won't cheat on her, but I really want to bang other girls, and there are some the want the D heavily, I've just been avoiding them. That's just what having a cock is I guess.

>>674387752
Shitty because the vaccine only protects from 2 different strains but it's unknown as to how many other strain we have and are unaware of that can develop into cancer... On the bright side guys are less likely to develop dick cancer than women with cervical cancer.

>>674388278
My mood changes can be a bit extreme though and I have a history of depression

>>674386742
anon this is the truest thing ive ever had anyone say about my situation, i haveto admit tho it would be so hard trying to get someone you spend every day with out of your life

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>>674386381
Your only regret should be not hearing then scream in pain and not recording the whole thing.>>674386613

>>674384656
Holy shit this is my exact situation
>>674385183
I know this is the answer but i just cant i dont know why.
any help would be great

I masterbait to Kenya West

>>674388029
have you not experienced regret or felt bad for her in any way after?

>>674388008
wow. thats just regular mood swings imo.

>>674388311
I feel an intense urge to fuck sluts and I've re-downloaded tinder a few times "just to look"

I'm deeply in love with a lesbian from work, she know, she feels the same but we both have gf

I fap to my ex gf nudes more often than I fuck my current gf

>>674375477

I had the dumb idea of waxing my pussy and ass by myself. Damn! It hurts a lot.
Now pussy is all weird because I didn't do it right
Have some pubs in some parts and others have just blood and very red skin also looks I'm allergic to this wax
cause I got lots of red dots all over my pussy/ass...

>>674388401
Everyone's mood changes, sometimes it's extreme. If the depression is persistent, you may have Major Depressive Disorder. A manic episode is much more than a really good mood.

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>>674376883

Top kek wtf u sayin bro?

>>674376883
>correction
my mom's friend tried to finger me in the back of her car.

>>674388525
Shit son. I lived 4 months abroad in the middle of the relationship. I downloaded tinder while out of the country, but didn't have the guts to actually hook up with the matches. Don't do it mang, I've never cheated but I don't want that fucking regret on me. It's hard tho. I just fap whenever I know I want to fuck other girls

>>674388432
>>674388478

In my opinion, the only aswer is to make the leap. It's really hard and scary; but through my own personal experience of helping people get away from abusive situations/bad relationships it's the best way forward. It's totally understandable why you may be uncertain about it, the unknown is scary afterall. But, I can guarentee, if you plant the seed of standing up for yourself now, it will grow and one day you'll decide you've had enough. It's al about taking your time to work up the courage.

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i tested positive for rectal chlamydia in a routine sti test a few years back. i didn't have any symptoms so i didn't take the pills they gave me. it gives me a thrill when i'm getting barebacked

>>674387956
Greentext

I've lied about so much of my life these past 6 years that I see no options except to keep spinning this web.

>>674388401
being bi polar doesn't mean your mood changes. I means you go from mild to severe depression to exceedingly manic and back again and the different stages last for months

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>>674375477
I secretly bang my gfs best friend. And smoke pot with her. I secretly stole all the cookies. I secretly steal everyone's lighters. I secretly hate homos. I secretly wanna get a job but i don't have to. I secretly like writing books. I secretly wanna slap the shit outta my neighbor. I secretly bribed my school for high grades. I secretly use to steal so much games.

>>674388858
Yeah I never did anything. Deleted it five mins after each time. I can't live with that kind of regret if I cheat on her

>>674384656
First off, hit the gym and get as physically fit as you can, this will boost your confidence.

Second, you're primary objective will be to secure yourself another girl so you can get out of the oneitis curse you're currently in.

Thirdly, start focusing on yourself because that cunt of a gf is already cheating on you if she's lied to you in the past. She would have left you but you're paying for her shit.

Wake up dude.

>>674388864

I hope it progresses up the rectal tube, and you lose function of the lower intestine, faggot

I'm bi and need find fuck my mom, I love big old woman in my mind are sexys

>>674387058
Dude.. Get the fuck away from that. Some fucked up, repressed shit will come out if you stay with a women who's life revolves around you. My stepmom said she should would kill herself if my dad left her, 5 years later she is a 400 pound alcoholic.

>>674389210
Oedipus? Is that you?

>>674376292

I hope your return plane flies over Ukraine.

>>674389205

i think basically chlamydia only causes serious problems for women

sucks for the girlfriends and wives of my bisexual fuck buddies

>>674376433

Shit, who hasn't

>>674375477
some of the original members of the cDc were my virii mentors
ive considered suing antivirus companies for profiting off of my virii
ive developed a form of encryption that even a quantum machine can't break
my favorite games involve extremely high loss of life risk factors.
i had one of the best game play records for DEFCON.

this is my blog and through it i hope to expose the organization behind 11bx1371.
NDJkb2N0b3JzLmJsb2dzcG90LmNvbQ==

>>674387058

a) she's abusing you
b) you're enabling her and not helping at all

dumping her would be best for both of you

>>674389181
The problem with that is.
I'm a fucking chad... I run gear am /fit/ have girls hanging off me(would never cheat) but I still cant break up with my gf I love her? and feel so bad. i kick her out and shes homeless and has zero money or options. In my mind im responsible for her.

I fucked my friend's exgf
Fucked another friend's hot younger sister
Now I'm dating my exgf's friend

My friends says they cant trust me anymore. Feel kinda bad but my relationship is going great

>>674389181
Thanks man, you couldn't have said it better. I have to sack up and run out of there. I'm already fit and I know there are a lot of girls that waant my cock, but fucking hell, I'm too good that I don't think I have the heart to bang a girl like right after I break up with jer, simply because I wouldn't like her to do the same, and I want the best for her. As stupid as that sounds that's as stupod as I am. I need fucking help or something

>>674377501
That is a horribly faked Pooh Bear

>>674382062

>burning coal
No he doesn't. you cuckfag

I joined a swinger party with my mom 2 months ago. It was a moms&sons party and some of boys were bisexual like me. After my mom noticed that I'm a bisexual too, she offered to fuck me in the ass with a strapon and I accepted it. However she loved this. In these days she fucking my ass more than I fuck her.

>>674389179
Good luck with that man, just don't hurt her, ot will hurt you more. Cheers

>>674389586
LMAO you ain't a chad if one girl is causing you so much anxiety and taking up so much of your mental real estate

Let go of the baggage and start living your live for your self.

>>674384656

Are you mental, kid?
Kick the bitch out of your house.

>>674389586
Wtf I'm not this guy. But he's kind on the same path I am, only that she won't be homeless if I leave her

My ex girlfriend would watch me poop sometimes. But when i was done she would put my head in the toilet and wouldnt let me come up for air until i put one of the poops in my mouth. Then shed tie me up and make me eat it in order to get out of the bathroom.

i've deciphered "the evolution of a bomb threat" and refuse to seriously tell anyone about it.
based on rudimentary prob/stats an estimated 2 billion people should die at minimum.
i have no hope in humanity and know too much.
the only reason i have for living is simply to piss the people off who want me dead.
ive infiltrated 4 cults and have ran counter intelligence operations with an array of natures.
i was in the ussocom secret soldier program and even writing that is a death sentence.
after finding out how crooked and depraved the us really is i defected to russia.

>dont believe everything you read on the internet

>>674375477
>In highschool, girl wants D
>Of course plan to fuck after school
>Average sex
>Interrupted by her parents pulling up to the house
>stuck in bedroom with 1 window with a screen behind it
>Hiding in closet and needed to take a shit
>Shits on floor and hides it in a cubby hole in closet
>Gets enough balls to say fuck it and bust my way out the window
>Haul ass down the street with my unwiped ass

Wonder if she ever found it.

>>674389345

Depends on your immune system, faggot.
When you also contract aids, expect some serious implications inside you funhole.

>>674390223
I don't believe that happened. I think you made the whole thing up.

>>674383245
It is OK to be gay/bisexual and a bit conservative.

Douglas Murray (Great Britain), has Youtube videos worth watching. Also, badass interviewee on Sam Harris podcasts:
https://soundcloud.com/samharrisorg/on-the-maintenance-of-civilization

I work at Pepsi but I always drink coke

>>674389875


Please get a balloon from a funfair and breathe in all the helium. Thanks

>>674390079

Gr8 b8 m8 r8 8/8

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I cheated on my gf with her younger sister. We went out and got drunk last month while she was visiting us. When we got home my gf passed out. Her sister was making eyes at me for a good chunk of the night. She's really cute, tight body, nice breasts. I kissed her and she escalated it to grabbing my cock. I took off her blouse and played with her nipples. Got more intense. Ended up naked fucking on the couch. I pulled out and came on her tight stomach. Then ate her til she came. We made out some more then went to bed. In the morning she was gone. Gf didn't know but I felt so guilty. Her sister and I haven't talked since.
Gf on left in first pic her sister on right. Her sister on left in second pic. Gf on right in second pic. Pics from when she visited.

well its a doozy but here goes.

i broke up with a girl after a 6 year relationship, i was cheating on her with a younger, prettier girl who turned out to be a fucking head case that cheated on me.

cut to 2 years later and i recently found her whoring it up on fetlife and when i spoke to her she basically said that i was the root of her commitment issues.

tldr; i fucked up someones life badly and feel like a piece of shit because no one got what would have been good for them.

I have operated a motor vehicle under the influence of alcohol.

Been Instagram stalking a girl from Tinder for nearly 2 weeks. I asked her out on a date but she hasn't replied despite the fact we talked just a few days prior.

>>674390614

fetlife id?

>>674389999
Advice so sound didn't even need the quads, but got them anyway

>>674389999
QUADS
you must obey

>>674375477

I am looking for a way to crack my ex's fb passwords and find out how many girls she has been sleeping with behind my back. Will post results on b if I manage it

>>674390736
fuck off faggot.

>>674390614
>>674390736

>fetlife id?

I second this motion

>>674384924
OP we all know your "secrets"

>>674382418
Who and why>>674382513

>>674384755
Nigga u my nigga nigga

>>674378366
Guessing you live in Libya

>>674391111
nice quads

>>674390888
>>674391111
checked

>>674376018
shit i knew id be late today

>>674376336
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I bought kf2 on day one
>early access done right
fucking jews.

my girlfriend likes to dress me up as girl sometimes when we have sex

>>674387247
I'm you homie

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When my mom died in our teens my sister and I got really close. Our dad was understandably out of it after she passed so we were on our own a lot. At one point we started experimenting with each other sexually to cope. She's really pretty. We'd kiss and perform oral on one another. We later started having sex. We both realized it was wrong and stopped eventually. But now she's married and we started sending one another pics to masturbate to. It's even hotter now that she's married.

>>674380422
>>674380422

This is almost as old and annoying as the "had sex in the missionary position" meme.

>>674391019

Thanks. Now how about that id?

>>674391493
Sucks right?

>>674386700
How much did that cost?

>>674390605
Wow. That's hot. She's hot looking.

>>674391569
Lol your bro in law is a cuck ha

>>674375864
Lick her panties. You'll taste her slit.

>>674391646
It's weird, I love my gf but I know at least 1 girl wants to fuck me and I want to fuck her. But I won't

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>>674391770


It's not cheating if it involves family

>>674391569
She's sexy. Green text us something

>>674391569

Post pics maggot

>>674391892
Don't do it, cheating is for losers

I masturbate to filthy frank's videos

>>674375477
I want to fuck my best friends girl real bad. We've been best friends from birth basically.

My secret is I DESPISE THE IDEA OF PEOPLE DOING THAT TO BOOKS!!!

>>674390605
You are probably in the middle of a retribution circle. Your GF fucked her sister's BF at some point, now you're nothing more than a fuck puppet.

Good for you dude!!! Tap both of those hotties, take as many pics and vids as you can, and get back here once the shit hits the fan and they're both gone.

Very nicely done, anon.

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>>674388577

>>674391569
>>674391972

Show her sexy times ? Nice bod, needs some additional exposure...

>>674392120
that ain't no secret

I was recently diagnosed schizophrenic. Only my doc and I know, and I'm terrified ro tell my fiancée and soon to be wife, my family, or her family because or the "schitzo's are violent " stigma

>>674383911
its fairly terrifying tbh, there isnt very much you can do. You can restrain them or something but even then they freak the fuck out and it makes everything so much worse. I feel you on this one, its almost an irrational fear.

>>674375477
I shart my pants for the first time about 3 min ago.... fucking hell

I'm really attracted to my cousin, she's everything I want in a woman and we're great friends. She trusts me and I'm visiting her soon. Then when I'm taking her to the premier of the next star wars film I'm going to slip her 3 points of mdma and see how she reacts hoping she'll fuck me considering how horny and adventurous it makes you.

>>674392743
It happens man, done it a few times after drinking to much and eating to much shitty food.

Banged my sister when I was younger

>>674386934
>cute
>bbw
choose one.

>>674392743

As of recently know that feel, /bro