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Waifu claiming thread
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your 2D waifu
>Post pics of your waifu
>Insult other waifus
>Discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>Most important: Have fun!
Atago claimed. Tied for the bustiest of them all.
Remember: Shipgirls are girls too.
Pan-Paka-Pan! Tenryuu claimed.
>>671361478
Forgot to write waifu
Claim.
Also, check' em.
>>671364507
Are we scuttling that thread?
>>671364419
Hallo, Tenryuu
Sanya Claimed
>>671364949
Fuck it stay here its fine, i dont like being OP at the first place
Obligatory claim.
>>671364849
Not this time mate, FeelsBadMan
Maya Fey claimed.
Taiga claimed
>>671365165
Hello Hand-kun. How is your day?
>>671364949
Hello Atago. How's the day on the other side of the big pond today?
Best husbando claimed.
>>671365097
Uhmm.. S-S-So...
>>671365901
I'm doing alright, enjoying my daily dose of Martin Shkreli. He's great.
>>671365901
Quiet. It's warming up over here and the SJWs are coming out of hibernation
>>671365841
Great taste anon make her happy.
Inami claimed
>>671366231
Martin Shkreli is awesome, because he put a black sub-human in its place.
Rin Kokonoe
>>671366496
thanks anon haha
>>671366231
That's nice. I'm trying to survive with basic needs, nothing special.
>>671366449
Welp, the it's not only a problem there. It's getting warmer, so less refugees are freezing to death here in our concentration ca-.....oh, i mean refugee camps.
Waifurino claimarino
>>671366670
Miss spelling? I unsterstand this.
Im sorry
>seras
>>671367042
Fuck wrong picture
>>671366650
Yeah, kek. You talking about this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWd4-Z0xBos
>>671366905
Better bunker up, the snow's thawing and the animals will be out and about soon.
>>671366905
That's a shame, but we can't control the seasons. Next winter they'll hopefully go extinct
>>671367312
Yes. She looks like some unholy satan spawn that crawled out of the depths of the Amazonian jungle.
>>671367312
Ever listen to Gavin McInnes?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFFJWzgUmTE
>>671364517
>>671364849
>>671365097
>>671365861
>>671366670
Those are actually your daughteru. You made a mistake r-right guys?
>>671366127
Uhu~ Hey there mikan. How are you feeling?
>>671367633
I made no mistakes
Taihou and Admiral reporting, hello hello!
>>671367858
Welcome to /pol/, enjoy your stay
>>671367584
Pretty much, she looks like Alien when she pulls her lip back.
>>671367595
No, never heard of him, I mainly watch Sam Hyde and his rascals. What's this guy's shtick? So far he's talking about white supremacist.
>People of color can be supporters of white supremacist ideas.
White apologist detected.
>>671367858
Heyo Taihou.
>>671367633
What kind of sick fuck do you think I am? Ain't no lewd shit happening, man.
>>671368086
Hand-kun hello! As handsome as ever!
>>671366670
I will buy loli doll with her apparence.
>>671367633
No mistakes here
>>671368086
He destroys her. He's just luring her in. He's a super vocal asshole; pretty much the incarnation of /pol/ except less about jews.
Man the sound quality on your guy sucks
>>671367633
got a problem with muh waifu?
>>671368298
>handsome
I see what you did there
>>671367851
Ah. Uhhhh, um. I'm... worried.
>>671368298
Same to your waifu (no handsome but the equivalent to that).
>>671368494
Puns.
>>671368381
He seems a bit more subtle about it or is that just because he's still luring her in?
fanku
>>671368298
>As handsome as ever
>>671367562
Or they will kill themselves in a Holy war or something....
>>671368740
Worried? Could it be about the party, or is it just general nervousness?
>>671368915
>no more words are added to this
>>671368743
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09uV_LvHXps
>Short clip from Fox News
You decide
Skip to 1:20
>>671369108
>She'd rather go to her daughter's piano recital
I'm dying.
>>671369105
How? The movie isn't out yet.
Shizuka
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>>671369108
>The newswoman trying to defend her miserable life
It's just too funny.
>>671369013
Ugnnnh... Th-The p-p-party. I-I-I haven't r-really d-d-done-- ugh -- anything l-like this, s-s-so...
Stocking claimed. Everybody is invited to the tea party!!
>>671369108
She just gets destroyed. It's Hillary-ous. She even asks the fucking host for help
>>671370514
Everybody except you bitch.
>>671370514
Well to be completely honest i haven't done anything like this either. So it's okay
>>671370769
We won't be needing your party anyways~
claim!
Long time no see guys, what's up ?
>>671370769
Woa mean!
Thank god I got here late but I can still claim alucard
>>671371084
I got your waifu in KanColle :^)
My first rare ship btw...
>>671370769
>tumblr filename
Atleast you could give some effort. Every tumblr filename nakes your argument invalid, it's a unwritten law.
>>671371038
Good the last thing I need in my party is negative people
>>671371102
Hey I don't have time to babysit insecure babies
Darn, I'm late. What did I miss?
Best waifu claimed~
>>671371568
(You)
>>671371602
Forgot pic.
>>671371404
Feels bad that i already used this image
here: >>671364507
>>671371038
Y-You haven't...? O-Okay. Um. Sorry.
All of your waifus are useless shit
>>671372075
I'd fuck that snek
>>671371641
Hallo Shiro. Den Hitler unter den Wochentagen sinnvoll verbracht?
>>671371568
Don't you dare do nasty things to her :^^)
>>671370769
>tumblr
Dibs
>>671371781
>(You)
Tenryuu's right though.
And done.
Black women are stupid. I already knew this though.
>>671372075
Atago disapproves of your shenanigans
Demo-chan is my waifu
Mine is best
Hey everyone.
>>671372755
Mushishi artwork is pretty amazing, Ginko.
>>671371943
Huu~ It's okay Mikan, there is a first time for everything, right?
>>671372231
So I'm just scrolling along and I see Tenryuu reply to Shiro in German, but it says "Hitler" in the post. I don't know why I find that so funny, but I do
SHOES XD
>>671372527
>>671372755
Fuck off all of you I'll be drinking tea alone. Later bitches.
Claiming Cancer-dess
>>671373513
To have a rough translation: "Hello Shiro. Did you made something productive on the Hitler of the days?"
Becuaee you know, the Sunday starts great you have nothing to do, and then you just realize "Oh no, i have to wake up early tomorrow because of work". Sound just like Hitler, doesn't it?
>>671373169
I'm glad you agree.
>>671373931
Alright, have fun.
Michiru Matsushima Claimed.
Tsundere/10
>>671374157
For all is worth you're alright. Bye.
>>671373354
...Um. Eheheh. I-I suppose so, yeah!
>>671374145
I think Monday is more like the Hitler day because you have to drag your ass out of bed and go back to your slave work
>>671373169
Hey how are you?
>>671374874
No, the Monday is more like Stalin. It was never good from the beginning and is shitty throughout the whole period.
>>671371823
>>671375614
That's an accurate statement
>>671363875
best girl get
>>671375603
Hey there Seras anon.
I'm doing good, my internet has been a little more stable since last night.
How about you?
>>671372231
Ach doch, durchaus, wobei ich die länge Zeit damit verbracht habe, durch die Gegend zu fahren.
Wie läufts bei dir?
>>671373513
We totally aren't planing for world domination. Don't put it in google translate. No need. Totally harmless smalltalk. "Hitler" means something like "Hello" in German, that's why "Heil Hitler" is a greeting.
>>671363875
C.C. Claimed
>>671366913
Despite coming off as a massive tryhard, your waifu has the RESOLVE to back up the bravado
>>671370769
Your waifu is a Fatty Mc Fatterson
>tumblr
Well that explains why you like whales
>>671376097
Gotta go to school tomorrow, had a week of so thats good. Is it called vacation, it is in holland but idk about english
>>671373354
... Er. Uhm. I-I guess th-that we should g-go... now?
Tatsumaki claimed.
Hail Satan.
>>671376650
Ach, das übliche....Ein wenig KanColle gezockt, bis heute verzweifelt versucht Tenryuu zu bekommen, meine PC-Teile Bestellung ein wenig verfeinert und das ganze wird dann auch so in 2 Wochen losgeschickt. Ansonsten ein wenig an WoWs verzeifelt (Und mir meiner Fudo und ner schönen AP-Breitseite nen DD mit einer Salve umgehauen), WT gezockt und nun mich so langsam auf das Liegen im Bett vorbereiten. So wirklich normale Dinge.
>>671377244
Hello there. How's your day in the 2nd biggest refugee camp in Europe?
>>671377418
Not even remotely close, Bunbun.
>>671376650
Guten tag is a greeting, right? Hallo is hello, and stuff. I get the general idea of what you guys are talking about with my limited German, though
>>671377631
I'm giving my love to the Dark lord, I don't need Satanic trips to do that.
>>671376823
I'm south American, it is called vacation here, too.
>>671377244
Heyo Tats, how's your Sunday so far?
>>671377418
I love the random things Bunbun says out of nowhere
>>671377862
Yeah yeah i thought that but i thought only use it when you go on vacation, and not a like planned week of or something. Probably discribed it like shit
>>671377631
Power outage. Had no torchlights or candles in the apartment, had to nap it out or spent two hours in utter darkness with nothing to do. How about you?
>>671377862
Pretty shitty. I lost one of my contact lenses today. Lady Luck's not on my side today. You?
whats a waifu?
Yazawa Nico
>>671378482
This is B8
yuno gasai
>>671378420
I typically start my Day by saying several random things.
It keeps my spirits up.
That and Killing a man.
>>671378840
I can just imagine you getting out of bed and screaming out loud "NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS"
>>671378422
I'm even more confused now.
>>671378452
That sucks, I hope it turns out well for you.
"Boring" could not start describing how my Sunday has been.
>>671378482
It's a really popular Malaysian dish, try it out if you can.
>>671378422
The word your looking for might be "Staycation"
>>671379284
Forget about it ill just call it a week off
>>671379617
Meh
>>671379284
Yeah, it's not a huge deal, but it does inconvenience me quite a bit. Still having internet problems?
clmd
Am I too late to join?
>>671380033
Did you look up any of the bands I recommended you?
>>671380255
You're never to late for cancer
>>671377631
An Kancolle hab ich mich bisher noch nicht versucht. Zu großer Aufwand, und zu wenig Verständnis von Kanji.
Ist es die Mühe Wert oder eher so ein Hype?
>>671377643
As far as I know it's Prinz Eugen's favorite greeting. I usually use "Servus" though. It's more universal, as it can be used with friends or strangers, in the morning, the noon or the evening, and also as a way of saying goodbye.
Wie beschränkt ist dein Deutsch denn?
>>671380033
It's been a little more stable since last night.
Would it help if I used an Ethernet cable? I just found one.
>>671380255
Hi Franken.
>>671378482
Damn, that's deep.
I spend so many sleepless night thinking about it as well, bro. What truly is my waifu to me?
>>671380380
That's what I love to hear!
>>671380830
Hello!
>>671380255
Oh shit, totally slipped my mind. I have quite a few albums to get through in general right now, like the AnCo album or the Money Store and numerous others, but I'll look into it when I have the time. How've you been doing?
>>671380830
I don't know, don't really use Ethernet cables that much, you'll just have to try.
>>671380991
How's your Sunday so far, Fran?
>>671381171
I will, then.
I'm probably still switching my internet company even if it works, though.
By the way, what's wrong with her mouth?
Anyone else not like Summer Wars? I see a lot of people talk about how good it is but I'm not seeing it.
>>671380755
I wasn't thinking about Prinz went I said that, but that's probably where I first heard it.
>Wie beschränkt ist dein Deutsch denn?
Sehr begrenzt
>>671363875
Kaga Kouko claimed
whats up OP?
>>671380755
Man kann es sich geben wenn man den Leerlauf im Gehirn einlegt oder etwas Zeit vertrödeln will. Der Aufwand ist etwas hoch für Nicht-Japaner, aber zumindest gibt es Viewer-Programme die das Spiel etwas verständlicher auf Englisch übersetzen.
>>671377643
The greetings here in Germany are different from region to region. Shiro (southern Germany) uses "Servus" as an all-purpose greeting, while I (northern Germany) mostly use "Moin Moin" (for the morning hours, or just "Moin" for the rest of the day. But don't worry, "Hallo" is pretty common too.
>>671381651
We don't talk about mouths here.
>>671379173
I'll do that tomorrow.
I have woken up before and told whoever could here to "Fuck my ass sideways with a rusty spork"
>>671380380
True
>>671381651
Lazing around and eating some of the several boxes of valentines themed dots i bought for 78 cents each
>>671381664
It was OK, reminds me a lot of the first Digimon movie, they were made moat of the same people actually
>>671382131
Nice gun
>>671382131
>Fuck my ass sideways with a rusty spork
My sides have started their own space program
Greetings all!
Best destroyer waifu claimed!
Now to the real issue: New Mods for WoWs patch 5.3.1 are there: Akatsuki and Prinz Eugen...
But I can only choose one... and / or switch between them...
But which reigns supreme? More loli destroyers or the german Kriegsmarine?
Also, #hateMerkel, she's on TV telling everyone how great refugees are and how her "strategy" is the only right thing to do.
>>671382315
Forgot my pic, oops
>>671381772
>Sehr begrenzt
In höchstem Maße bedauerlich. It's actually a pretty easy language though, if you're already familiar with English and don't mind genders and the slightly more complex grammar. Spelling and pronunciation are a lot easier even.
Speaking of genders: Another upside of this language is that we have only one word for "gender" and "sex", because they mean the exact same thing.
>>671382653
She may have a strategy, but we have a Final Solution. Prinz Eugen is best German loli
>>671382653
Nimm das glückliche Schiff, also Prinz. Und das mit Merkel: Zu harter Sparkurs die letzten Jahre, zu viele ungebildete Flüchtlinge aufeinmal für unseren eh schon maroden Staatsapparat, und ein Haufen Kleinkinder im Bundestag die sich "Politiker" nennen dürfen. Sie kann den meisten hier die Flüchtlinge nicht mehr schmackhaft machen....Würde das Land nur noch mehr spalten.
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Yasuho Hirose claimed!
>>671382478
Red Bull should help.
>>671384108
Forgot Pic
Pyrrha Nikos Claimed.
>>671384108
I'd rather use Nazi engineering
>>671384163
Pic related, it's you're waifu.
>>671382056
I checked the rules again, and you're lying.
Disappointing.
>>671382315
>Lazing around and eating
Exactly what Sunday was made for.
>>671381847
Ich fürchte meine Faszination für Kriegsschiffe geht nicht weit genug, als das ich mir das antuen würde.
>>671382653
#hateMerkel indeed. Ein Glück, dass sie auf Fragen zu Problemen mit gewaltbereiten Flüchtlingen antwortet, indem sie davon erzählt, dass Kindertagesstätten ausgebaut werden. Ihre Politik weist zwar durchaus parallelen zu Hitler auf, aber leider gehen die Inhalte in die völlig falsche Richtung.
Also: Definitely Prinz Eugen.
... Maybe make Tuesdays "Super Loli Days" and switch to Akatsuki, but the other days it should be Prinz Eugen.
>>671384163
Oh honey, I'm sorry. I understand though, Penny was a personal favorite of mine
>>671384331
Yeah, that and panic studying for Monday tests, which I don't have for once
>>671384329
>it is you are waifu
This is why we can't have nice things
>>671383097
Would definitely solve the problem and allow humanity to have a better standing in general. Unfortunately it's considered "evil" to give human evolution a kick in its butt.
Just hoping that Austria und the Balcan states keep their borders shut (Germany relying on Balcan states, my life is over...).
>>671383481
Hmm, well two makes two, Prinz Eugen will be the one.
Den Sparkurs unterstützte ich noch, jedenfalls im Sozialbereich, was Polizei und Justiz angeht (Militär wohl ebenso) sorgt er nur dafür, dass die Neu-Deutschen sich weiter alles herausnehmen dürfen. Die finazielle Belastung durch die Flüchtlinge zeigt sich dank Steuerüberfluss wohl erst in einigen Jahren, dann ist es leider zu spät, mehr dagegen zu tun.
Aber keine Sorge, Merkel meinte ja es sei "selbstverständlich", dass sie nach Wegfall der Fluchtgründe gehen...
>>671385266
Also das mit der Bundeswehr ist ne witzige Geschichte: Das Militär bekommt jetzt mehr Geld, weil irgendjemand da oben festgestellt hat "Oh, wir können die Bundeswehr nicht mehr verkleinern als sie jetzt schon ist." Mal sehen, was daraus wird. Ich bin außerordentlich pessimistisch.
>>671384543
"Super-loli-days"
My life is complete. Thanks for the advice, Shiro-fag.
>>671384329
Found your waifu
>>671372563
Shittiest waifu
>>671384870
I would have responded sooner, but I'm busy yelling at WG to Buff the arty accuracy in WoT.
>>671385952
Nice try. But you still fail.
>>671384329
>it's you are waifu
You can't go after people and make these mistakes.
>>671386122
>>671386122
Yeah, I feel you. It's frustrating knowing that a stationary target can survive a fully aimed shot without taking damage simply because of RNjesus
Just before I hit post I realized that "shot" corrected to "shit" and I changed it
>a fully aimed shit
Anyway, it's about time for me to leave for work, peace out!
>>671386905
Fully aimed shot.
Missed by a FUCKING NAUTICAL MILE.
Russian arty needs a fix.
>>671370601
Shit. Well that's what I get for being late
New, Atago baked bread
>>671387810
>>671387810
>>671387810
![[anon intensifies].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4Eiozu0.jpg "[anon intensifies]")
