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Waifu claiming thread: #2

The rules are very simple:
>Claim your 2D waifu
>Post pics of your waifu
>Insult other waifus
>Discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>Most important: Have fun!

Atago claimed. Tied for the bustiest of them all.

Remember: Shipgirls are girls too.
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Tenryuu claimed
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Quick claim before heading to bed,
Good night everyone! Sleep well and dream of refugee free days.
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Stocking claimed.
Anon from yesterday, not the asshat in the previous thread
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>>671388338
Yeah, I got to leave for work also, peace out!
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>>671388338
One day...
Gute nacht, Shiro
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>>671388338
>>671388557
Good bye.
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>>671388557
Aw shit son. This is the first time I've been out-claimed in one of these threads. Patrician taste anon.
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>>671388451
>not the asshat in the previous thread
It must feel bad having your waifu claimed by a retard.
Hows your Sunday, Stockinganon?

>>671388338
>>671388557
Goodbye.
>original comment

>>671388676
Heyo Yuuko, doing good?
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Claim Uzuki again,
will go to bed too, work to do tomorrow.
Will see you again sometime, stay loyal to your waifus and wreck some fags in MMO's!

>>671388185
Mal sehen, grundsätzlich ist jeder Euro an die Bundeswehr ein Euro weniger, der für Flüchtlinge verschwendet wird. Hoffe es bleibt nicht nur bei leeren Versprechungen, bin aber ebenso pessimistisch.
Schließe mich Shiro's Traum an, bis dahin!
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>>671388976
>>671388557
You beat me to the punch, we may have to share, or we can find some other solution.
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>>671389115
Ya, not doing much. What about you?
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>>671388338
Man sieht sich. Und immer schön die Hände über der Hose halten.
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Always liked the cold
claimed
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>>671388976
>>671389549
Holy shit! Original Fran here, and this is the first time anyone else had claimed her, at least that I've seen. Shall we transfer all our brains into one body? It's what Fran would want. Also that English print of the manga though.
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>>671388080
I know a better one...
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I'm gonna go eat now. If I don't come back it's because my food ate me first
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>>671389623
Same, just wasting my time on HS.
By the way, do you have to wake up early for work? you stay up longer than most other waifufags.

>>671390128
I wouldn't call it "better"
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I came to chew ass and kick bubblegum.
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>>671389549
I'm sure Fran wouldn't mind us sharing. Hell she'd probably go out of her way as a lover of love to make it so we could both be happy.
We might want to warn her about dividing herself again though.

>>671389997
An excellent idea my friend! Shall we go for the three-sided head with the swivel neck? Or perhaps a singular being with our combined passion?
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>>671390280
Then i'll feed your food-mass with refugees
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>>671389115
I can handle her being claimed. But when he claims her and is a dick to everyone that really sucks. You get kinda scared people will think it's you, ugh.
My Sunday was fine though thanks. Went out for a meal with some relatives so it's good to see them again.
How about you?
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>>671390449
Or we could combine and split our personalities across all three of us! What could go wrong!
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>>671390302
7:30 5 times a week, 6:30 once. Mostly wake up because of school
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>>671390320
"It's time to chew ass" -Dick Kickem

This one get's me every time
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>>671390752
I don't think we'd be that much different honestly. If anything we'd just share some hobbies. I'd contribute my love of tabletop gaming and my immense sweet tooth.
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>>671390752
>>671390449
>>671389997
Okay so Ideas on the table for us to share Fran are
1-Putting all our brains into a single body (probablyl heavily augmented)
2-Fran dividing/cloning herself (But then which is the original? does it matter?)
3-Rotation, which frankly wouldn't work due to her busy schedule

So who is ready to give their body to SCIENCE
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>>671391493
>>671391274
>>671391493
>YFW this is exactly how Fran gets all of her assistants
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It's late her in the country weich is responsible for 2 World Wars and is still the leading power here on Europe. See you guys tomorrow and until then: Always spit at fat children or gingers if you see them.
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>>671391771
Dream of the 1 pure race.
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>>671391274
I'll contribute some carpentry and sweet mudrunner memories
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>>671390539
I hope you enjoyed your food aswell.
It's been pretty standard for me, you know.
Vidya and Pepsi, the usual stuff.

>>671390873
You work and study?
Your waifu must be really proud.

>>671391771
Sleep well, Tenryuu.
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>>671391493
The modifications for #1 wouldn't be that much of a problem if we have that swivel head from the first chapter, though I can see our distinct personalities going at odds with each-other at times.
The mind meld seems to be the most logical way of doing it. Having Fran clone herself has potential but I'm not quite sure if it'd be the same.

>>671391755
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>>671392226
Food was alright. Chips (fries) were a little shitty.
Yeah, that's my usual day though besides uni and work. Sitting at home doing nothing.
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>>671392226
Na, it's not impressive I only work 23 hours a week. I'm sure You're much more impressive. Disproving my conceptions of South America and shit.
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>>671392273
>combining a bunch of fran fan brains into one, melding their personalities and cramming it into the body of a synthetic husbu for fran, which if her past creations are any indication will probably be a supercharged fuck machine of improbable power
What could possibly go wrong?
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C.C. Claimed
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>>671393131
Lets not forget that each personality probably thinks it will retain agency and stream of consciousness, which becomes less probable per personality added.

I'm betting on either bipolar disorder or a completely new personality with no resemblance of any of the originals emerging and this creature needing to be put down or contained.
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>>671393131
>implying Fran won't love us more if we're a supercharged fuck machine of improbable power
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>>671390449
>both
Pretty sure there are more than two of us here anon
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>>671393584
Hmmmm. Another option is making us animal hybrids like Okita. Snuggles abound and host bodies for if we want to do things that can't be done with a small animal body.
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>>671393729
Don't forget, most chapters end poorly for all involved (Except for Fran)
I can see this abomination that is Fran's husbu getting terminated or put on ice because its causing too much of an interruption of her research.
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>>671392796
Glad you're enjoying the miracles of Sunday.

>>671393045
I've been on staycation for two months.
It's not even fun anymore.
>I only have one week left before I start uni, though.

>>671393599
She isn't even lewd despite not wearing pants.
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>>671393729
Good point.
Alright everyone, lets get ready to put our heads together
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>>671394481
Worth it
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Obligatory claim.
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>>671394056
>Okita
I'd rather not be such a literal pet
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>>671395080
Excited or dreading? What are you going for? Hope there not as insane as US schools.
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>>671395080
Damn right

>>671395354
Welcome back hand-kun! How was your day?
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>>671395352
>>671395193
>>671394481
>>671395510
Guys I've got it. Fran creates nearly exact copies of herself, with the only exception being a small change to the olfactory glands.

Then she changes our bodies to exude a specific pheromone, one each for our own clone. The clones recognize us as their lover and presto! Waifu Frans for everyone! No in-fighting, no bad ends, everyone lives happily ever after while the original Fran continues her research.
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>>671396022
>How was your day?
It has its ups and down
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>>671395598
>Excited or dreading?
Dreading badly.
>What are you going for?
Foreign lenguages, I'm really bad at math. >Hope there not as insane as US schools
I can't really say they aren't, I have no idea how demanding US schools are.
They're probably insane as you say, though.
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>>671396329
Ah, leaning more towards up or down?
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>>671395354
I feel like an asshole for not saluting.
Hey hand-kun.
Doing good?
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Asuka a shit.
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Sup? Also, claimed
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>>671396953
Kirino a shit.
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>>671396254
This seems like a great idea!
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What happened to Saberfag
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Hanako claimed.
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>>671397221
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>>671396254
>Having an identical copy of Fran chemically attracted to me...
Well I can't see anything going horribly wrong here. Lets do it.
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>>671397059
Hi there rubyanon!
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>>671396422
Not so much demanding as is filled with insane regressives.
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>>671397221
>>671397807

Actually anons we can do one better! With our combined Fran minds we can work together to make copies of everyone's waifu's!
We can make this world a better place for everyone!
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>>671397856 how's everything been?
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Original Fran here, the one who proposed mind combining
>>671391274
Holy shit, also a table top gamer, mostly commander and pathfinder. Will contribute shitty acoustic punk music and premed student
>>671391755
Yeah, probably


Anyway, talk to you later, have to go, we need codenames to identify ourselves by. Mine shall be premed Fran
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>>671398327
>The world is then flooded with hypercompetent biomorphs designed to look like 4chan's waifus
>these creatures start a power struggle between their combined ability and the world governments
>All out war breaks and the human race descends into a physical representation of a "mai waifu is better than your waifu" thread
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>>671398327
I would give you literally anything to make this a reality

>>671398388
Nice dubs.
I've been alright thanks, how about you?
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>This thread has been hijacked by a single waifu
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What did I miss?
I've been Yelling at Gaijin to rebalance the tanks.
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>>671399487
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Claiming Akitsu Maru. All other ship girls pale even if only slightly in comparison.
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>>671398327
There can only be one Yuuko

>>671399528
Attack of the clones
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>>671399725
>>671399725
>There can only be one Yuuko
you don't know Fran anon, there will be as many of Yuuko as there are fans
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>>671399922
checked
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>>671399158
Pretty good. Work sucked but now I'm just watching Netflix
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>>671399038
>WWI in future history textbooks refers to Waifu Wars 1
>On top of them all are the Fran fags, who had the smart sense to make the cloned waifu's not attack anything that smelled like them.

>>671399922
Probably more. It's possible to ask for more than one of a specific waifu.
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>>671393338
C.C stolen
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Miho claimed
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>>671400478
>On top of them all are the Fran fags, who had the smart sense to make the cloned waifu's not attack anything that smelled like them.
That and having a technically pacifist waifu doesn't hurt
That being said having one that is very prone to...overdoing things and being chemically dependent on you will probably result in some pretty horrifying unintended consequences, but hey.

We're Fran fans, we knew what we signed up for.
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>>671400365
I feel you. My internet is being a cunt so I'm literally sat here drinking tea and watching garfield.
>garfield
Where did I go wrong?
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>>671400712
Insufficient meme magic in your numbers
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>>671400478
>Probably more. It's possible to ask for more than one of a specific waifu.
Having two waifus both obsessed with you (as the description of the clones goes) would probably result in one eventually killing the other, depending on the temperament and ability of the waifu (Those that have harmless cute blobs as waifus will be safe at first)
Having two waifus at once seems like a bad idea.
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>>671400978
At the tea part.
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>>671400731
Miho is great but Yukari is better.
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>>671401141
Oh wow you're still here?
Silent fella ain't ya.

>>671401182
Sup.
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>>671400978
>Where did I go wrong?
Depends on the tea
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>>671396022
I'm doing good, talking to a friend on Skype right now. Thanks for asking, you?

>>671396932
I never did any of that stuff either, I'm alright. You doing good?
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>>671401179
The client gets exactly what they ask for anon. If they ask for two copies of their waifu than by gum who are we to say no?
Besides, Fran would never turn down a task dedicated to love.

>>671400880
I don't think it'd be chemically dependent as more of a mild addiction to the pheromone. Of course you can ask for greater doses if you're into yandere.
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I'm just watching The Attack Of The Waifus in its starting phase.

A new era has dawned, the era of the waifu. Make us proud, Franken Fran squad
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>>671401182
I'm british, tea is in my blood

>>671401441
PG Tips, best quality tea in my opinion

>>671401460
Good to hear. I'm alright thanks, battling my really poor Internet right now
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It's a sad day
Even if trips get
It's a very sad day
A legend has left this world...

>If trips get, every waifu of this thread must be given to me this very instant.
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Always claim <3
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>>671402015
Another time then....
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>>671401973
My internet's been acting up a lot lately as well. Glad you're doing alright.

>>671402015
At least you go singles.
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>>671401350
Headache from hell.

>>671401333
Quiet mutt you will never know the glory of PTSD-chan
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>>671402015
I'm never going to see you get trips.

>if trips i'm stealing your face.
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>>671387810
fucking nerds
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>>671402527
More of a geek.
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>>671401973
Coffee is better.
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>>671401892
Perhaps it would be best to add a mental block to the clones that stops their brain from processing other clones of them-self in the area? While the Frans don't need it because they're the ones making they know what's going on some of the more tempermental waifus like Asuna's and the like would probably be pretty freaked out seeing versions of themself everywhere.
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>>671402479
Nice try
But no dice

>>671402351
This is true
And now I'm in the mood for coke
Again
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>>671400478
>Pure, perfect 2D waifus finally available for us
>Girls and Chads laugh it off at first.
>Chads may laugh at it, but eventually they'll get CURIOUS
>Curious about what makes them so perfect
>They try them out
>Suddenly 3DPD girls are no longer necessary
>women and feminists work together, bitching at the authorities to get back their chads.
>Feminists make waifus illegal for everyone
>They take away your waifu
>You can't even fight back
It's still worth a try.
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>>671402442
That sucks. How was your day aside from that?

>>671402527
Could be worse.

>>671402825
I've failed you.
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Just dropping by to claim Nate.
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>>671402442
Don't get mad just because you don't understand why the tank geek is the better girl.
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>>671402886
Give me waifu or give me Death!
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Claimed
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Syndra claimed
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>>671401973
Once knew a kid from the UK who came to our school. Always had some damn good tea with him. Now I'm back with bland American shit.
>Still drink like 5 cups of coffee a day
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>>671402734
And with that another Franfag has to leave for work! Work hard my bretheren. Bring in the glorious age of waifu to all who need it!.

>>671402886
You didn't think we'd just stop at waifu's did you? You're thinking too small! Everyone should have this opportunity! That means husbandos too for all the ladies out there!
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>>671402351
You too man. What Internet provider do you have? My internet has been unusually slow lately.

>>671402527
Good point actually

>>671402723
Depends on the mood I'm in. I usually get a Starbucks coffee in the morning before uni but I like to relax with tea in the evening
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>>671402825
Pepsi is better.

>>671403348
Time Warner Cable, they're basically Comcast.
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>>671402734
Hence the great waifu war
Don't try and stop it anon, its beautiful
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>>671402980
Well when you going down the interstate at 60mph and you cruise control doesn't want to shut off. Your going to have a bad time.

>>671403061
Just keep thinking that.
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>>671403345
>You didn't think we'd just stop at waifu's did you?
It never stops...
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>>671395080
melon girl is best girl
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>>671402980
All is forgiven my good man
At least you tried
And that is what counts

>>671403478
Lies
Filthy lies
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>>671401892
>Of course you can ask for greater doses if you're into yandere.
Fran naturally careens into yandere, its inevitable for anyone who gets a fran clone
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>>671402886
They can have my waifu once they pry her from my cold, dead hands
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>>671401892
>The client gets exactly what they ask for anon.
THATS EXACTLY THE PROBLEM
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>>671403332
Yeah I heard American tea sucks ass. Only really had british tea but I had Welsh tea once, definitely recommended.

>>671403478
Ah Alright. Hope it starts working better soon, slow Internet is annoying as hell.
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>>671403592
I will, though Miho is still great.
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>>671403345
>husbandos too for all the ladies out there!
I have no answer for this.
It's brilliant, Fran anon.

>>671401460
I'm alright, sticking to Casual Fortress as my internet isn't that great right now.

>>671402015
I'll screencap if you ever get the trips, anon.
Never give up.
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>>671403695
Maple is shit, coconut-chan is far superior.
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>>671403592
MFW my car doesn't even have that feature.

Well you're alive, that's good, was there any customers in the car panicking? kek
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>>671403262
Good taste anon
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>>671403478
I live in a city that's sold its soul to Comcast and I fucking hate it. Hope fiber gets here asap

>>671403992
There's a lot of good things here in the States, but tea isn't one of them
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>>671403992
This is why you purchase imported tea

It means you have less of it, but you appreciate it more.
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>>671403890
I just think Pepsi tastes better. Coke is more fizz in my opinion.

>>671403992
Hope your internet gets better soon too. That sucks man.

>>671404054
I was just being an asshole on Gmod. We all have our time passers. TF2 was pretty fun but the lack of good content makes it less playable after awhile.

>>671404193
Comcast is the devil of internet providers. I'm so sorry.
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>>671404136
Ty anon
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>>671403807
Fixed
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Claiming Misato, the rarest waifu.

>>671404399
I also prefer Pepsi.
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>>671404054
I won't let you down boss

>>671404399
Always thought coke had a better taste in my opinion. Extra fizz was always a bonus in my eyes.

It's a shame my uni only has pepsi though. Have not had a coke in a good while.
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>>671403957
>tfw getting citadel penetrations on Atagos when I play World of Warships.
>Tfw I am tempted every time to say something stupid like "Pan paka pan."
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>>671404535
>I also prefer Pepsi.
you monster
I would never invite you into my home.
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>>671404773
But anon, if I drink Pepsi, that leaves more Coke for you...
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>>671404535
>I also prefer Pepsi.
My man, you're welcome into my glove compartment any day of the week.

>>671404709
Hey man, whatever works for you is fine by me. That's a damn shame, most fast food joints just offer coke, we should switch places.
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>>671404193
That'd suck, I drink too much tea to move there. Same with fish and chips, I heard it's awful in America compared to England.

>>671404307
That's a good point, I don't feel much need to though. PG Tips is pretty top quality despite the Welsh tea being pretty good.

>>671404399
Check'd.
Yeah, I can only hope. My I'm tree rent provider is a pile of shit so if I call them they don't do anything about it.
Also to weigh in, pepsi is better. Has more flavour in my opinion.
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>>671404100
It was my truck. So a 9000 pound wall moving at 60mph that didn't want to stop.

>>671404017
>See pic
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>>671405012
>I'm tree rent
What the fuck is that. I meant internet.
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>>671404950
I don't think I'd fit in a glove compartment...is there another meaning I'm missing?
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>>671404886
Well said, truce
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>>671405122
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>>671405244
You're right, that doesn't make any sense. Glove compartment would be like a closet. Just forget that I said that, you're welcome to my home any day of the week.
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>>671404950
Wish we could
Literally every food place outside my uni offers coke.
Still boggles my mind.
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>>671404461
She has tits?
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>>671405309
I'm glad we agree.

>>671405639
Maybe someday I'll be able to. Probably not, this is /b/ after all...
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>>671404771
>citadel penetrations
Oh god, one of those people. Look buddy, I know you think you're hot shit because you aim for the citadel, but you shouldn't. Aim for the fucking magazine and sent that fucker to hell. Hitting the mag is so much more efficient than hitting the citadel. People aimed for that shit in real life, you know
>HMS Hood
If you don't know how the Hood sunk, you've just proved my point
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>>671405639
I just watched a shit ton of Martin Shkreli thanks to you. Interesting stuff.
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>>671405038
Actually, are any of the girls from Girls und Panzer not good?
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>>671406126
Magazine is counted as a citadel pen in WoWs with the small extra chance of magazine detonation. Also, aiming in a BB is unreliable and I think I usually hit the magazines when I get citadel penetrations anyway because those things are all over the ship. Also, U.S.S Washington best BB.
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>>671405778
On that pic
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>>671405546
Good to see another witchbro.
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>>671405668
Yeah, some places serve Pepsi but it's rare. Soda problems.

>>671405953
Yeah, it is /b/. Meh, we're all humans if you look at it as grey.

>>671406129
Oh yeah? Glad you like him, he's a pretty funny guy. Been watching some Gavin McInnes myself, he's fucking great.
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>>671405012
Depends on location. Here in New England we do a damn good job
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>>671406193
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>>671406789
Maybe someday we'll all meet up somewhere. That could be fun.
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>>671406443
USS Washington best BB? Naw, best BB IRL was clearly the Yamato. But the devs of WoWs are russian so they're going to come up with some bullshit blueprint BB that fires Jesus's pubic hair or some other OP bullshit
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>>671406830
Another new englander. Nice.

>>671406789
Oh cool, glad you like him.
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>>671406865
Good point.
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>>671406706
I like trudy more but you can't just pick one.
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>>671406910
Yeah, I'd like for that.
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>>671407168
>tfw South American
H-have fun guys...
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>>671407145
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>>671407168
We have a Steam group, maybe we can organize it.
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>>671406910
Some say that would be the start of the world's ugliest orgy.

>>671407326
Swim over. Cubans do it all the time.
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>>671407018
Yamato did jack shit. Washington snuck up on Kirishima and wrecked that bitch, and only ever got hit with one shell ever because it was lucky and fast. That shell didn't cause any serious damage either. Meanwhile, Yamato with its gap its it's AA system got wrecked by planes before it could beach itself and become a battery like planned. Functional BB is superior to fuel guzzling super dreadnought that did nothing.
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>>671407353
You, I like you friend.
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>>671407326
Most people in here are from Europe anyway, shit would probably never happen.

>>671407364
Organize a giant Steam chat where we all are awkwardly silent and twirling our thumbs at what to say.

>>671407589
Never got the appeal of orgies unless you like AIDS.
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>>671407090
Nice. Where in NE? Mass here
>Also Skhreli is best husbandon
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>>671406830
Oh yeah? I guess it would depend on location. I plan on visiting America sometime, any suggestions?
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>>671407589
It could still be fun.

>>671407877
I would just talk until one of you did to shut me up.

>Misato
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>>671407985>>671407877
Why wouldn't i like AIDS? It's an effective form of cleansing. Thanks FBI.

>>671407985
Also Mass, oh shit.
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>>671408101
I'm a pretty big talker too. I'll talk to ya, no worries.

>>671408214
To get rid of us fudgepackers, honestly it just gets rid of the whores who don't want to use condoms, sex wise I mean.
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>>671407775
>ThumbsUp.jpg

-Miho
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Image limit?
I was having fun
>sad Ruri.png
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new bread
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>>671408507
I don't think there's any point to doing a group chat when that's what these threads already are.

>Misato
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>>671408507
>us fudgepackers
Oh i see
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>>671407617
The Yamato was obsolete before its keel was laid, same with every other WW2 BB. Saying the Yamato is bad because it was destroyed with weapons that would have had the same effect on the Washington is just wrong. They're both obsolete, but the Yamato is more battleship than the Washington.
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>>671408214
Oh shit son. A fellow masshole

>>671407992
I've been across a good lot of the US. My favorite places have Upstate NY, New Hampshire, Vermont, Virginia, Florida (Only the Space Coast) and DC. In my state we have been Cape Cod, The Berkshires, Boston

>Ruby
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>>671408738
Yeah, true. Don't wanna go overboard.

>>671408830
Wat.
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>>671407985
>Skhreli is best husbandon
His voice could melt ice.
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>>671407159
I like all the Suomus witches...
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I'll make the new thread, give me a second.
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>>671409217
>>671409217
Here ya go.
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New, Atago approved bread

>>671409164
>>671409164
>>671409164
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>>671408899
Nice, was thinking of visiting New Hampshire. Had a friend from there

>Stocking
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>>671409279
>>671409342
Oh fuck
>Ruri
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