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Rate waifu thread
Obligatory claim.
im not sure what this thread is asking for... who we wish or who we have?
>>670400483
thumbs up/10
>Not sure if i should be here
>waifu is 3D
Shit/10
LICHITA?
>>670401103
Not sure myself, only waifu thread up. Will make an appropriate vessel.
>pats for thumbs up
>>670399836
Yo OP what was your intention with this thread?
>>670399836
why tho?
What are y'all listening to right now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8DKaD57VB8
>>670403148
Nothing, but take this song you won't like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgDNCmGr-Q4
>>670402842
>>670400916
>>670399836
the hell is this shit?
>>670403997
>being an autist weeb
https://youtu.be/nftxDrStny8
>>670403792
I like most music in general depending on the genre. I'm enjoying it.
>>670403997
OP for got to include the word "celeb" before waifu.
>>670404255
>Cowboy Bebop
My man.
>>670401865
I was hesitant too - but a waifu thread is a waifu thread.
Hi all
>>670404207
>using waifu to begin with
>so much a part of your life you use it even irl
>calling others weeb
>>670404304
>OP for got to include the word "celeb" before waifu.
you say that like that makes it better.
>>670404705
Glad someone knows who the real prize in Gate is.
>>670404669
Hello!
>>670404823
It doesn't.
>>670405089
Hiya Hand-kun
>>670399836
My grandma watches that show.
>>670399836
Lichita?
>>670405422
Is she single?
>>670404669
Hello
>>670404982
that slut is only good for reactions.
3 nights together without sex and she's already telling people you are engaged and checking your voicemail and reading your phone
>>670405389
Heya, thumb nibbler. You doing good?
>>670405647
Hi Yukko
>>670405794
Hm, good point. Nothing but crazy chicks beyond the gate, it seems.
>>670405871
Doing ok. Trying to prep to move, though - it's a bit busy, and I'm extremely lazy
>>670405647
Nah
>>670406208
Moving is always a pain, hope it goes smoothly for you. Glad you're doing okay.
>>670406640
Thanks! How are you, Hand-kun? Up to much recently?
>>670406208
Moving to bigger and better places i hope.
>>670406482
I'm glad she has someone then.
>>670399836
I'm guessing we're supposed to rate your waifu, OP.
>3D
Oh boy, we're off to a bad start.
>>670406796
That's the plan. Moving out a bachelor suite, so I'll have an actual bedroom soon... hurray :3
>>670406796
>I look forward to a day very today!
Ehhh...?
>>670406757
No problem, I'm doing fine. Pretty tired but who needs sleep when you have a late night waifu thread and canned sugar nectar. Thanks for asking.
>>670407075
Some privacy is always great.
>>670407075
You moving far or just to a nicer place?
>>670407421
A toast of my own sugar nectar to you, Hand-kun
I already have privacy, but I feel that living in a suite has been bad for me... Lacking any separation between my bedroom and the rest of my home hasn't imparted any good habits on me.
>>670408164
Just getting a nicer place, still quite nearby, since I work around here
>>670408723
Sugar nectar toast it is, to your new home. May you avoid many door toe stubs in the near future. Hey man, more power to you. Whatever makes you feel more comfortable.
Oh yeah, since I forgot...
Rumia claimed
Yup, knew it.
>>670408723
>>670408723
Seems like you're doing well for yourself. Good job.
>>670409354
>who needs sleep
>>670409354
Hi Heather
>>670409593
Thanks <3
>>670409593
>>670410400
Hi there, catching up on some threads I keep open all the time.
>>670410693
There are other threads worth reading?
>>670410933
Well of course.
Just look now there are like 3 furry threads, 2 dick rate threads, and a R34 thread. Nothing, but gold.
>>670410933
>>670411357
Its some generals on some other boards.
>>670411357
Oh please, Yukko, you haven't even started on the good stuff.
R9K has so much to offer right now
>>26682245
>>670412289
>Please don't make fun of me
>>>/r9k/26682245
>>670411883
Ah, the mythical lands beyond the wall - I've not been outside /b/ in a long time
>>670412289
That Armature porn is pretty good tbh
Also hi Neko
>>670412289
>>670412483
>unironically going to /r9k/
Oh I would so bully you.
>>670412289
What the fuck happened to /r9k/
looks more like /b/
>>670412733
Robots are use to that
>>670412566
I only ever come to /b/ for these threads any more.
hand bump
>>670412566
Hey Rumia, nice dubs.
>>670412733
Don't bully the neko.
>I know you won't.
>You wouldn't, right?
>>670412875
R9k has Waifu threads aswell.
>So does /a/
>>670413829
I'd bully you till the cows came home.
>>670413829
Meh /a/ waifu threads aren't great. Although i like /a/ and think the people there are still funny.
>i'm always afraid to say different boards are ok for fear of backlash.
Miho claimed
Just saying hi at friend's house.
>>670399836
LOL
Maite Perroni is hot as fuck, Lichita is fugly
>>670414469
Hey Miho.
>>670414469
Hello miho, enjoy your normalfag night.
>>670414674
>>670414760
Kind of.
>>670414941
Hey man, just enjoy your night. From the sounds of things lately, you really deserve it.
>>670414070
They're already home though.
>>670414070
It's all fun and games until someone gets set on fire.
>yuuko
>>670415201
Yeah. Be around later
>>670414070
So, the cows aren't in home right now?
>>670414469
Hey, Miho.
Did you managed to repair your keyboard?
>>670414263
Yeah, /a/ is still pretty good.
>Even though I only lurk there occasionally.
>>670415216
I know you know that that was a figure of speech.
>>670415339
Wow. Rude.
>>670415690
Is Cowgirl rubbing off on you or something?
>>670415810
At least the popular kids noticed her. Right?
maybe she died happy.
>>670416324
You want me to start posting Yuuko lewds?
I'll fucking do it.
>>670415810
Well cats do rub themselves on things a lot, cows do it too as a matter of fact.
>>670416421
>>670416558
>sees impending shitstorm
>hides
>>670416421
Just noticed the filename
NOICE
>>670416782
Na it's all in good fun.
>>670416558
Don't be so desperate.
>>670416769
Oh ha, ha. Did you also know cows have "best friends" and get anxious when they are separated?
>>670416782
Nah, not really. Just stirring up conversation.
>>670416892
Right?
>>670417026
I believe it, cows are cool, would love to have some eventually.
>>670417026
Did you know the barnacle has the largest penis proportional to its size?
>>670417422
It's all in those baby doe eyes.
>>670417026
Thank goodness.
>>670417545
Did you know that the whole theory based around the amount of spiders that crawl into your mouth every year is a load of shit?
>>670417545
And pigs have 30 minute orgasms, lions can fuck for hours on end with no rest, and honey badgers will fuck your shit up.
>>670417902
If an Octopus's beak can fit through a hole, it's entire body can.
>>670417902
I bet spiders are healthier than my cup noodles.
>>670417902
You're just in denial.
It's DOZENS AND DOZENS EVERY NIGHT!
When you wake up with "plaque" on your teeth its really dead spider juice.
Wake Up America
Did you know that there were more black slave owners in america than white?
Book cake is mine!
>>670418083
Camel spiders aren't spiders.
>>670418165
Depends on the spider, friend. Don't go eating the small ones.
>>670418349
All I hear is free food.
Did you know that African tribal leaders would sell their disabled and prisoners of war off to slavers.
Kirsty Sky
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DuXjaCChfg
>>670418571
Did you know that there are tribes if africa with natural resistance to neurological degradation from cannibalism as a result of centuries of eating people?
Saltines are not actually called "Saltines."
Saltine is a brand name trademarked by Nabisco.
The actual name for the cracker is "Soda Cracker"
>>670419023
Fucking hell, no I didn't. You win, those savages.
>>670418571
>>670419023
>>670419138
Did you know that niggers genetically aren't people?
BESTO WAIFU REPORTING IN!
>>670419286
Yeah, I've heard a lot of lectures with that basis from my father when I was a lot younger.
>>670419138
If only they learned to eat spiders instead.
>>670419286
Did you know women have about 6% (I'm pretty sure) less neurons than men?
>>670419499
Well. not to be that guy, but people who say race is just skin deep and there are no other genetic differences don't know what they are talking about.
>>670419136
Otters sleep holding hands
>Ruri.png
>>670419472
In the original SANIC for the Sega Genesis, the opening "Sega!" sound byte took more space on the cartridge than the first level.
>>670419499
Its true, that's why Ebola only killed niggers, yeah it affected some western niggers but because their families have been in the west for long enough, they have some of the genes that allowed them to survive it.
>>670419722
I believe it, would explain a lot.
>>670419794
Chimpanzees will prostitute themselves for food.
>>670419722
The spiders only crawl in white mouths apparently.
>Well. not to be that guy, but people who say race is just skin deep and there are no other genetic differences don't know what they are talking about.
Yeah, they really don't. But it's gotten to the point where it doesn't matter whether you're right or wrong anymore, it only matters if you're catering to someone's feelings.
Not being "that guy". It's the cold truth.
>>670420046
Dolphins can have sex slaves.
>>670419794
Ahhh, too bad otters are massive dicks IRL.
>>670420046
Dolphins can commit suicide by choosing not to breath because it is not an involuntary action like with us.
Flipper soon after its show was cancelled committed suicide.
>>670420253
>>670420353
Two dolphin facts are always better than one.
>>670420253
>>670420353
There are lasers that will tighten your vagina or open your sinuses.
>>670420253
>>670420353
>Both talked about dolphins hived mind
50% of human DNA is a virus.
>>670420046
>>670420353
Chimpanzees are still more sophisticated than Niggers, though.
>They at least get something out of it.
>>670420353
You worked in a Zoo, right, Yuuko?
>If a male lion takes over a pride, he executes all of the cubs.
>Those poor fuckers
>>670420649
Wait what? Lasers can do this?
>>670420854
I interned for one.
House cats and lions have no behavioral differences and will attempt to preform that same task in the wild.
>>670421139
Google it.
>>670420799
>we're a human hive mind
Didn't know that either, you're out facting me.
>>670421197
Huh well dame been a thing for a few years.
We measured our first gravity wave like a week ago.
Diamonds is the hardest metal know to man.
>>670421541
Nuckin' futs right?
>>670421553
This fucking debate again.
>>670421525
ummm running out of facts....
We know more about space than the ocean
Cleopatra lived closer to the moon landing than the building of the pyramids
>>670422142
It isn't a debate. It is fact.
>>670421553
Earth's flat.
>We know more about space than the ocean
I know that one, always pissed me off. We need some sort of Soma set up.
Didn't know that last one, neat. You just know these off the top of your head?
>>670422455
Last part was for >>670422142
>>670421553
A Polar Bear trying to blend in with the ice will cover their black nose with their paws.
>>670422455
This is kind of frightening.
>>670422455
I'd download myself for the task. Fuck it.
>top of your head
ya, isn't everyone?
>>670422455
The moon is made of cheese!
