>"It ain't gonna eat itself, anon"
What do you do?
>>26682245
>What do you do?
cry and apologize
Why is it so brown, miss?
Ask her how she got into my basement
>>26682298
Why do you have poolside furniture and full sunlight in your basement?
>>26682308
I'm guessing he used points to pick those options in that "what items would you choose when stranded in a basement for ten years"
judging by the color of that cunt i guess she has some sort of disease, so no thanks
>>26682245
Proceed to suck her toes.
>>26682392
what's wrong with dark pussies?
>>26682418
wtf, why would you do that?
>>26682245
whistle over my labrador
>>26682245
Eat my ice cream
>>26682392
>I have never seen a vagina
Your post is dumb
>>26682245
Pee on her
>>26682457
Because he likes toes you fucktard.
>>26682245
rape my dog
>>26682392
have you never seen a vagina before? is your only experience "pro" porn?
>tfw want to eat pussy but have no gf to do it to
>>26682245
that actually looks really good senpai
perfect shape and everything
id eat that thing right up
>>26682575
>tfw pussyeating fetish
>21 kv
>>26682245
Not sure why, but I find vaginas grotesque. I'll probably never eat a girl out because I don't want my mouth anywhere near one.
>inb4 ur gey lul
>>26682570
Might I remind you that this is r9k, and NOT THE FUCKING NORMIE CLUB REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
>>26682245
cook it up on the grill i don't eat roast raw
>>26682245
Eating pussy is a real drag. I go wild with it for like a minute or so so I can say I did it before just jamming it in.
>>26682245
>What do you do?
go look for someone to eat it
>>26682768
then go watch some armature porn and see that 98% of pussies are similar to dicks and have slight discoloring compared to the rest of the body. this isn't "normie" shit. its common knowledge you mongoloid.
>>26682908
I'm actually not from Mongolia, but nice try. You can take your "common knowledge" back to the normie realm from whence it came... Bitch..
>>26682908
>armature porn
>>26682653
In rome dude, they would consider you a faggot. Men who fucked other men would have considered you a faggot dude.
>>26683047
>In rome dude, they would consider you a faggot
>attracted to lady parts
>gay
w-wha?
>24 years old and no idea how to lick pussy good
Seriously scared when the time comes. I'll probably fuck up and start fucking her pussy with my tongue like I'm doing the right thing.
>>26682970
well then go on living in your bubble of ignorance. Just don't get mad when everyone calls you a an idiot for not knowing common shit.
>>26683047
So...
Rome collapsed because the ladies weren't getting cunnilingused enough?
I can believe it.
>>26683047
Why is there always someone who has to talk down on going down on women when it's mentioned on 4chan?
>>26682245
>What do you do?
Fuck it
>>26683152
>>26683084
you white knights are making me sick. you're supposed to put your DICK IN HER. women need to be dominated to reach a climax. you really think you're going to dominate her by eating her pussy? where's the power? you gotta pick her up and fuck her like she's never been fucked. maybe warm her up with some pussy eatin teasin, but only to warm up.
>>26683094
It's all about her breathing man. Pay attention to her breathing. you have to synchronize your tongue strokes on her clit with her breathing, until you lock on and have her tempo mastered. once you know her tempo, you can edge her for a while, and then get her to beg for a climax, they love that shit. you'll know they're cumming because you'll feel muscle spasms and she'll probably grab your hair really fucking hard and lift her pelvis up in the air like she's possessed. it all depends on how powerful the orgasm is. shit can get fucking crazy if you're not careful... or if you are careful. ;)
>>26682245
>"Can it fix its nasty discolouration?"
>>26682285
>cry and apologize
FPBP
>>26682245
Well, I ain't eating it either
>>26683123
You're dumb for falling for that obvious bait.
>>26683331
>you're supposed to put your DICK IN HER
ya senpai of course im going to put my dick in her thats the whole fucking point
just because i have a fetish for that shit doesnt mean im some femdom c.,uck
>>26682245
Remove bra, quickly lift her legs up and proceed to mating press some sense into her.
Yeah baby i bet all the fembots got soaked by reading this.
Hey, I recognize that vagina. They used to be a man.
>>26682245
I'd get on top of her, and for a brief moment, make it look as if I am going to oblige her and eat the pussy. Then I'd punch her as hard as I can in the face. Then if I haven't already knocked her out, I'd unleash a barrage of punches to her torso until I feel satisfied. Then I would say to her "that's what you get for being a disgusting whore. No one likes an easy tramp, and you will surely go to hell and burn for eternity if you don't let this be a lesson to you." Then I'd leave and go to the bar for beer and pool.
>>26683957
>fetish
It's called oral sex you pathetic virgin. It's not a fetish.
>>26682245
Put my dick in it until it gets awkward
Why the fuck do people actually want to mash their face into a bitch's muff and just slobber on it?
Fucking gross perverts.
Get some mayonnaise and toasted bread for that roastie. A dill pickle and some Terra chips would be nice as well.
>"It ain't gonna change itself, anon"
What do you do?
>>26682245
eating pussy is basically my number 1 and favorite fetish
>>26682245
Yeah, you're right about that
>>26686406
Cry and apologize
Ravioli
>>26682294
>>26682392
skin in the pubic region is naturally darker for a lot of people, but you have seen so many vageenz im sure you are expert
>>26682245
i would tell her:
"greater than 2016"
"greater than not having a self-eating pussy"
>>26687229
Kek, thanks anon. That made my day.
>>26687229
I wish I had one of those
>>26682245
I'd eat it if she promised not to look at me during
>>26682392
>I have never seen a vagina before
>>26682294
Are you quoting the porno "large ladies lick tits" because they said that exact line like 5 mins in to it.
>>26683331
There's no power in dominating someone weaker than you, unless you're a skinny cuck who's into fat chicks or maybe even bodybuilding chicks with clits longer than your peen
>>26687688
damn vaginas are fucking hilarious
