>>660397586
Exactly what you'd imagine it feels like. Warm, soft, slippery.

I had unprotected sex in March. It was pretty cool.

>>660397586
Like a bucket of sand.

>>660397586
like two bags of sand

>>660397586
it's not that what feels so good

it's knowing somebody desires you what makes you happy for a brief period of time

i don't know man, i'm a 20 year old virgin

Really wet and slippery, feels amazing aswell!!!!!

>>660397586
Warm, slippery, tight, kinda clingy. You really feel stimulated all around your dick in a way that your hand just can't replicate. There is also the mental side of it where you are just way more turned on then when you masturbate.

Blow jobs are still the best tho

like your dick is having a bath

Fingering it is nice aswell really sqishy inside ;)

>>660397586
Shit op it feels pretty good Op but I hada girl cum on me like literally a waterfall.
>I told that bitch to get off me and left.

>She called me crying but I was pissed.

>I'm the only one that cums in a pussy like fuck.

>>660398515
Blowys are the one <3

>>660397586
Hot, soft, wet.
Imagine something thag was made for penises to go inside.
It's the most perfect thing.

>>660397586
No idea. I don't have a dick.

Feels like a waste of money. Sex is so hyped but in truth ain't even worth. Save money don't chase bitches bruh. Get weed and alcohol turn up: profit. I'm sticking to my best friend my right hand man aka my fucking right hand.

>>660397586
Vag feels like the part of your mouth under your tongue

File: 1424326224861.gif (2 MB, 320x200) Image search: [Google]

2 MB, 320x200

>>660398380

>tight

>>660397586

It feels alot like fucking a dog

>>660398746
agreed, although my gf cant make me cum on her own so i have to jack off and have her lick and suck on the tip when i cum.
That feeling is so fkn amazing

>>660397586
like win

>>660398380
For my pencil dick its not tight.

File: image_44.jpg (100 KB, 560x694) Image search: [Google]

100 KB, 560x694

Feels the same as when you fuck a girl right in the pussy

i have a thin dick but it's like 6.5in so im scared a girl wont feel it or some shit, but girls can cum with a sharpie / hairbush / finger which is thinner so im not sure.

The dalgamek vagina is 9 feet wide and full of razor sharp teeth

It's like you fuck 3 Balloons attached to each other.

>>660399361

hard or soft??????

>>660397586
like a bag of sand

Warm bowl of spaghetti. Dead serious

>>660398709
>underrated post

File: biggs.jpg (39 KB, 401x496) Image search: [Google]

39 KB, 401x496

Like warm apple pie

Stick your finger in your asshole instead of the ribs feeling vertical they are horizontal and stimulate your dick.

>>660398515
Blowjobs fucking suck dick

It feels like what your dick was made for.

File: 1449030712635.png (397 KB, 499x569) Image search: [Google]

397 KB, 499x569

Is pussy worth eating?

>>660397586
>Hot
This was the first thing i thought when i lost my virginity. It was so much warmer than i ever thought it would be.

But yeah, hot, soft/slick, wet. like everybody else said.

>>660400394
No it is disgusting

fucking amazing. Best feeling ever. But tbh id prefer some nice head to some pussy. Idk maybe ive only fucked whores.

but to put it into context, take your finger, shove it in your ass and wiggle it around. It almost exactly feels like that, but wet.

>>660397955
this can confirm

File: amuseadinho.jpg (61 KB, 623x527) Image search: [Google]

61 KB, 623x527

>ctrl+f
>putin
>nothing

Common, guys.

>>660397586
>>660397188

>>660400394
Only if you're going to get a blowjob off it.

Feels exactly like you'd imagine it to feel. Like pushing your dick into a warm wet hole.

Unless you're unlucky enough to be fucking someone with a huge pussy. Then your dick will feel like the clapper in a meat bell.

>>660397586
warm, wet, frictiony, and also amazing

>>660400394
Is that a brussel sprout?

>>660400394
no

>>660398515
This dude is a fat slob who doesn't know how to fuck

>>660399002
Holy ahit anon, accurate af'

>>660397586
feels good.

>>660399002
YEs!!!!!!!

>>660399002
holy fuck! one day man... one day...

19 old virgin here...it's hot inside? smell is bad?

File: 1442926991336.png (100 KB, 251x238) Image search: [Google]

100 KB, 251x238

>>660400824
That's the lady who ate nothing but cheesy potatoes for decades, then was put on a diet plan

>>660397586
Sex is amazing the first couple of times, after awhile masterbation is the way to go. Now getting yo dick sucked is Top Tier and can never be replaced unless you can do it yourself. In which case why tf do you need anyone? You just won life buddy.

>>660401069
Because thrusting is so hard aye?

>>660399002
like the bottom of your tongue or the bed your tongue lies on?

>>660398961
This. It's good but it wasn't as life changing amazing as I was expecting, I hired an escort once and had a threesome with my wife and her best friend so I know it's not just her. Gonna get divorced then go to college after I quit my job so I'll see how it is there but so far it's been pretty meh.

>>660398112
Bump

>>660401564
It's usually above room temp and very wet. And if she has a yeast infection it can have a fishy smelling odor but normally it smells very much like skin except for after their period which BTW never get your red wings..

Some have almost no smell. Some honk like a bucket full of hot mackerel.

Beauty part is you can't tell what you're going to get until you get in there.

>>660397586
like the inside of your mouth but warmer & tighter

>>660397586
just go fuck an ugly bitch.

Anal is better.

>>660402052
thanks m8

>>660400315
Ha.

>>660401949
The bed

>>660402373
No problemo anon :^)

File: 1417711465931.gif (115 KB, 255x184) Image search: [Google]

115 KB, 255x184

>>660397586
this gif will explain how it feels

it's like getting two warm slabs of meat and rubbing them on your dick

>>660402465
oh ok. Seems like that would be hard to get off on?

>>660399002
god damn

>>660402308
Yea. Science prove its the same type of skin on the inside of your cheek. Just tighter and wrinkly. The reason head exist. Very similar except with a toungue flapping around.

>>660402690
That's just what it feels like to touch

Had sex for the first time today at the age of seventeen. It was a little underwhelming. Maybe it was because I didn't give a shit about her? Eh.

What does Vagina smell?
Is it worth to eat it?

PD: A 15 cm cock is enough? Or its too small?

>>660397586
It feels like a hole. Lubed hole.

It feels good but as sex... It's greatly overrated.

>>660399002
Fuuuu

>>660402968
oh

Even with a condom, it feels fucking amazing.
Warm, moist, slippery ...

>>660399002
well i never noticed that

>>660399002
Wow, so accurate.

>>660402080
Case opening,yes?

>>660403083
Also because the first time always sucks, because u don't know what you're doing

>>660403117
Depends how you feel about the person you're having sex with.

>>660403100
Your dick is fine.

>>660403638
mmmm, and when it´s not?

Thank you.

>>660403100
Vaginas smell kind of like a faint smell of cheese? Unless it has a yeast infection which it smells like fish specifically tuna
It can taste anywhere from sweet to like grape leaves (soury-ish)

File: that_feel.png (31 KB, 500x461) Image search: [Google]

31 KB, 500x461

>>660399306

>>660398709
Girl "cum" or "squirting" if you mean that is a myth. It's piss. Most girls that squirt don't know this; some do. Look it up

>>660403100
>What does vagina smell?
Depends. Long day, musky. Infection, fishy. Fresh out of the shower, slight to no hint. Before/after period, metallic.
>Is it worth to eat it?
Depends on the vag but hell yes.

And yah dicks fine dude, 14cm is just above average so 15cm

>>660403871

Thanks for your answer!

it's pretty overrated, tbh. especially compared to drugs and alcohol.

>>660400394
feminism: 1
bursel spouts: -0

>>660404168

Thanks!

It's aight. It's less about what the vagina feels like and more if she knows how to work it to get you off.

>>660404128
it's not piss, i dabble in obstetrics and other black magic

>>660397586

had sex with a number of hookers this year. used a condom. i can say it was really underwhelming, i couldn't feel much with the condom on. i've never had unprotected sex.

however, i imagine i also wouldn't enjoy unprotected sex, because i've also received blowjobs without condoms and they were OK, but not great.

in conclusion, it's OK, blowjobs are OK, but to be honest i just enjoy kissing and touching more than anything else.

>>660403100
definitely too small

>>660404183
You're welcome :^)

I'm not fat I'm in normal shape, No body builder or anything.. Workout every other day...

I was surprised how sex is so much of a workout, I think it takes alot longer to get off opposed to fapping because I'm in a physical mode working hard and not thinking about it. Definitely pace yourself and have fun with it.

That being said I think sex is a little overrated, Yes it's completely different but after you get off you could care less if it was with a girl or by yourself.

>>660405035
Agreed

>>660404760
Unprotected sex does feel a lot better though

>>660400315
kek

File: 1449055910899s.jpg (9 KB, 208x250) Image search: [Google]

9 KB, 208x250

>>660398380
> tfw erectile dysfunction

>>660400315
Underrated post

>>660397586
it depends on who it belongs to imo

File: LOL.jpg (143 KB, 800x736) Image search: [Google]

143 KB, 800x736

BIG BLACK COCK !!

>>660397586
Like warm apple pie

>>660405777
trips

>>660399146
how to spot the dicklet

>>660401564
It smells like skin and sweat as long as she cleans it. Tastes kinda dry. And yeah, it's comfortably hot.

>>660404760
how does it feel kiss someone?

I´m 19 and I couldnt kiss some girl yet
I feel like shit

>>660406565
It's boring unless you like the person. It's awkward the first times, and it's not really pleasant before you get used to it.

>>660400394
All these virgins are giving advice, don't listen to them.
Blowjobs are ok, but fucking a girl while she squeezes her pussy feels much better, if you've never fucked it will make you cum in very little time.
A nice clean pussy tastes amazing and to me there's nothing more fun than making a girl cum with my mouth. It feels best for them and making the pussy cum makes me hot as fuck so I slam my dick in as she is coming, best time to fuck and coming at the same time is like magical.

File: image43.jpg (41 KB, 526x526) Image search: [Google]

41 KB, 526x526

36 year old virginfag here. I try to imagine what it was like when I was born because that's the closest my dick has been inside a vagina. Pic related yes it's me.

>>660406565
if you think about it, we're technically kissing ourselves everytime. Just rub your own lips together and focus attention on that act alone. That's what kissing a girls feels like, minus the stubble from the stache...sometimes.

>>660405035
>>660405411

:(

According to you fgts.
What´s the Average?
What´s the correct size?

>>660397955
>>660398107
is it
two bags of sand>a bucket of sand
or
two bags of sand<a bucket of sand

File: 1434870443051.jpg (11 KB, 233x344) Image search: [Google]

11 KB, 233x344

>>660407624
Why would you want to imagine your moms cunt?

File: fleshlite-does-it-work.jpg (36 KB, 700x700) Image search: [Google]

36 KB, 700x700

>>660397586
Just get yourself a flashlight and warm the thing up before you use it. That and some good lube (warm the lube, too) and it's pretty damn close to the real thing.

You can even wedge it under a mattress or couch cushion or something and actually FUCK it without using your hands. Seriously, it's about as close as you're gonna get to the feeling of an actual vagina without having to interact with a woman.

>>660407545

This is cringy bullshit, The first time I had sex I fucked all night long. Nice try virgin

>>660399002
Best answer in the entire thread. Can 100% confirm. Maybe a LITTLE more of a rough texture.

>>660408131
this is actually pretty good advice, just tried this this year for the first time and it was nice. Not as good as the real thing, but getting pretty close. Intense orgasm as well! I would use the soft inside of the fleshlight wrapped in a towel instead of the hard plastic between something else...

>>660407624
>36
Nope.jpg

>>660399002
This, also lick your hand and smell it. That is what sex smells like.

>>660397872
Unprotected. I might have used 10 condoms in my life and I've had 60 women and been married twice. Never caught anything and only had one kid out of wedlock.

warm, wet, tight, and soft

>>660406565
Just feels like rubbing your lips together, if its with someone you care about though (SO) its on a whole new level.

Dw about your age, i didnt kiss a girl till i was 20, just took the right one to come along and understand how in-experienced i was

>>660397586
depends
if shes wet itll be great
tightness depends on her
>>660398380
the mental parts big for me
idk what clingy implies but the warm/slippery is accurate.

>>660410391
>>660410391
The fuck?

File: 1440089961550.png (72 KB, 291x180) Image search: [Google]

72 KB, 291x180

>>660410395
>only had one kid out of wedlock

So you mean the worst thing that could happen happened

My first time she was tight as fuck, it felt great but like uncomfortable because of how tight she was. My dick isn't even that big tbh.

File: 38293810.jpg (6 KB, 230x220) Image search: [Google]

6 KB, 230x220

>>660397872
>Only one

>>660399818
McDonald's or homemade?

File: HankHillKush.jpg (24 KB, 593x592) Image search: [Google]

24 KB, 593x592

>>660399538
this...everytime....this

>>660400394
I wouldn't eat it for dinner if that helps

>>660407624
How are you a virgin? I've seen sadder lookin' fucks than you that get pussy all the time.

File: 1450693274474.jpg (39 KB, 600x539) Image search: [Google]

39 KB, 600x539

All pussy feels great
Some pussy feels better than others
Some are too soft
Some are too rigid
All feel great

>>660411728
Yep. Had physical experience with about 7 to 10 women in my life. I'm 26. Not particularly impressive.

>>660397586
Don't give up, man. Lost mine at 22 a couple months ago. Not while in college, actually with a fattie I hooked up with at work. I like fatties. They will treat you really well. Take my word for it.

>>660399199
Kek

>>660412137
IS THIS ACCURATE?

File: hey, thats pretty good..jpg (62 KB, 1920x1080) Image search: [Google]

62 KB, 1920x1080

>>660400394
tbh fam i get a real thrill out of a girl sitting on my face with her fingers in my hair grinding into me.

she has to have good hygiene tho.

>>660412592
Look at the noses

>>660411130
Sorry I meant the back of your hand

>>660333333

>>660412657
So growing and styling a beard can literally hide your uggo, this is something I must consider doing.

>>660412592
the bald guy has a mole on his forehead.

like an expensive fleshlight

File: dan-bilzerian-no-beard.jpg (18 KB, 500x503) Image search: [Google]

18 KB, 500x503

>>660412137
>>660412592
>>660412657
>>660412974
>>660413075
this is him sans beard, the comparison is lies.

>>660411526
It was only $30,000 and 16 years of my life. Can't say it was worth it but I fucked a bunch of girls. Only 1 that I know of. When I was 14 I had this beach trip and ended up fucking like 10 girls raw and I never saw any of them again. Was great fun.

>>660397586
I dunno man and never will

File: 1447535679457.jpg (73 KB, 414x397) Image search: [Google]

73 KB, 414x397

>>660407545
wise man.

>>660408600
pic related

File: 1451499648148.webm (3 MB, 720x405) Image search: [Google]

3 MB, 720x405

bag of wet sand

>>660397586
>Widower-fag here
I think I can help you figure it out OP. Having recently lost my wife I am not really ready to date yet. Though I still need to get off. Having been married 6 years and getting it on the regular my hand just doesn't do it for me. I have tried and tried to find that perfect thing to remind me of the feeling of fucking my wife. I've tried Fleshlights, Tenga's, OnaHoles, etc nothing is quite right. So I started making my own. I think I have finally gotten it.

You will need:
>Two extremely large condoms. The biggest you can find.
>One Microwave Oven
>One 4oz bottle of JO lubricant
>One OveGlove
>One wooden spoon
>One 32oz Jar of Hellman's Mayonnaise.

Only Hellman's will work. The others can break down with the heat generated by friction, even with copious amounts of lube.

First you will need to open the jar of Mayo, and remove about one third the contents. Using the wooden spoon hollow out the center of the contents, leaving about 1 inch remaining in the bottom of the hole. Next you will need to Place the first of the two condoms in the hole you have dug and stretch the end around the top of the jar. Fill this condom with about 0.5 Fl OZ of JO Lubricant. Then remove the second condom from it's package and place it in the hole. Inflate the condom with your mouth. This will displace the Mayo, and Lube around perfectly, and remove air bubbles between the condoms. Next stretch the second condom around the top as before careful not to allow any air. Finally place the apparatus into the Microwave Oven for 34 second intervals 7 times in a row, with exactly 11 seconds between. This will cause a reaction in the Mayonnaise turning it into a flesh-like consistency. Remove the apparatus with the OveGlove, and fill the opening with the remaining lubricant. Then fuck it vigorously. You now know what a Vagina feels like.

File: 1451498081800.webm (885 KB, 1764x1074) Image search: [Google]

885 KB, 1764x1074

n stuff

>>660397586
Like an orifice designed by nature to stimulate a penis to orgasm. Warm, wet (if you've done the right prep work), depending on the position it puts pressure on different parts of the penis, and if you don't have a micropenis, it jas a really tight bit at the end that feels really good when you bottom out.

>>660398952
Well how does a dick feel inside you?

>>660410960
>idk what clingy implies
It implies what the bitch will be like for months afterwards.

>>660409307
I never considered doing that... Wrap it in a towel THEN stick it under the cushion or whatever? I'll try that.

>>660414039
Ignore "her".

It's like heaven then you get to fuck it

Virginfag here, I always wondered what's the difference of the feeling when you fuck a girl with and without a condom?

>>660414307
Condoms dull the feel but its aight and the smart thing to do if you ain't fixed. Never trust a bitch who says she's on the pill. Wrap your tool

>>660414636
Also dem aids.

>>660414636
This.

>>660412137
Haha maxas panasus seip i dan bilzerian

>>660414777
The chances of a man catching AIDS from a woman through unprotected vaginal sex are so remote as to be insignificant.

File: a1c.jpg (52 KB, 534x650) Image search: [Google]

52 KB, 534x650

>>660398952
You know the rule, femanon.

File: 1451520237172.jpg (12 KB, 211x208) Image search: [Google]

12 KB, 211x208

like this.

>>660414777
And that risk goes up 90% if she's a nigger fucker.

>>660415097
>femanon
Back to leddit.

>>660415022
what is this

>>660397955
/thread

>>660414636
Thanks fam, now i can go to sleep