Trips you take a shot?

Drink

>>660397188
fake

>>660397405
Will deliver if trips are made

dubs drink the whole thing and make a webm as proof

444

>>660397188
I have no idea who you are, what did you do last time?

Tell your story please Jizzus

Jizzus,is that you?

ez trips

go

did jizzus come this year ?

Imma need more than that mate. I wanna believe but i fell jizzus would back more than a bottle of smirnoff screwdriver

>>660397188
Put it with the others+timestamp if you're the real jizzus

where's the rest

888 drink up

timestamp you utter faggot.

evidently this aint jizzus

Fuck trips, tell us what happened,jizzus.
/b/ cares about you.

sharpie the date on the glass for proof op
Also Check em

>>660397188
No way. Post the doll
>>660397603
Newfag

trips are easily done unlike quads

It's a Jizzus miracle!

Rollin for trips

>>660397888
WINRAR! DRINK IT FAG

>>660397888
WINRAR

>>660397935
This. We need to know, Jizzus.

Please tell me this is true!!

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>>660397603
newfag confirmed!!! the cum collector has returned thats what!

I have posted my precious collection several times, however, this is all that remains of it after an incident with my now ex, whom discovered it all.

>golden corral
>jar of cum
>pour in salad dressing

pour it on you skin jizzus

>>660397908
>timestamp

It literally says 12/30/15 you blind retard

Pay a prostitute to drink it and record

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>>660397188
I believe jizzus

>>660398153
yeeeaaaaaaah right.

>>660398194
Roll 4 this

>>660397888
Drink up cumslut

Jizzus, what happened to you man?

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>>660398153
Show tapes

trrrips

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Nigger...That's grapefruit juice. If you are the real Jizzus, show the doll with your jug.

>>660397935
Jizzus,listen to this man.

>>660397405
>>660397435
>>660397564
>>660397603
Fucking newfags thinking this is just another fag like him. Show him some respect, faggots. This man has achieved more than youll ever do.

>>660398153
Kek how did she duscovered you precious precious treasures? Also what she said ?

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as a profession handwriting analyst, i can say with 100% certainty that OP is a huge faggot.

>>660398153
please say it isn't so, and what we can do to remedy this.

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You disgusting fuck.
I remeber what you did last time with those piss filled jars.
What demons could posses a man to come to this point?
What went wrong in your childhood that hardwired your brain into thinking shit like this is even slightly acceptable to brag about?
When will you ever stop collecting your own piss? (You can make new piss all the time you know!)

Please tell us

>>660397188
Good old jizzus

trips for drank that nasty thang

>>660397603
get out

>>660398167
what has date got to do with 'timestamp'? you utter fucking gook

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Here are my last 2 bottles

>>660398638
damn I found the betafag.

>>660398638
Faggot

>>660398743
That's cum you retard.

Those are full 2l bottles of genuine cum.

>>660398648
>>660397188
thoughts?

>>660398153
bullshit
you're just a wannabe copycat jizzus
faggot

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>>660398743
>piss
yeah right

>>660398869
We love you jizzus

>>660399030
he's full of shit obviously

>>660398956
Piss colored cum who cares?
Just because you jerked it out doesn't mean it comes out of a different hole.

>>660398153
Not buying it, jizzus is kill

>>660398956
>knowing what cum filled jars look like

>>660398869

SHOW THE DOLL

looks like copycat

>>660398869
Shiat jizzus thats a great loss. Hope some day all this pain will have a reasonable conclusion. So wut hapoened ? Greentext

>>660397188
jizzus?
or copycat faggot?

>>660398855
The date shows it's not some random picture. By including the date OP shows the picture is recent. Plus, none of the other pictures in >>660398648 have the exact time, anyway.

>>660398873
>>660398880
Just shut up with your shitty games no one cares about. Jizzus is a legend, let him tell his story.

SHOW US THE DOLL JIZZUS

>>660398869

whole collection please

>>660398869
Come on wheres the doll
The tapes
I need something more man i wanna believe

>>660399296
>not knowing what cum filled jars look like
newfag

>>660399256
Newfriend, I'm not OP, and cum isn't pee pee, are you 13?

>>660399256
don't try to cover up your ignorance with more ignorance.

>>660398869
doll please. Or screenshots from your posts from last year.

>>660397188
It's not him guys

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Shoulder surgery on my right arm to remove a bone spur

>>660397188
>>660398869
You have failed us when we needed you the most. Don't for a second think you can just waltz back into our lives after leaving us at such a crucial time.

We have put our time and faith in you...

You were the chosen one! It was said that you would destroy the cancer, not join them. You were to bring balance to the newfaggotry, not leave it in threads.

>>660397188
It's that time of year again eh? Hello Jizzus

>>660398869
Not Jizzus,just a fagoot

http://www.epicurious.com/archive/blogs/editor/2009/01/cooking-with-se.html

>>660399296
I have ever seen one IRL tho, but to the point of saying piss when everybody is saying Jizzus, and being so newfriend to the extent of not knowing him/being able to google it for 3 seconds shows the kind of fucking abnormal retarded faggot you are.

Sono in un trhead leggendario?
Www nerdz eu ftw

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>>660399296
> Being this new

>>660399356
suck some more cock you fucking newfag

>>660399726
are you fucking 60 years old god damn

End is nigh

Deliver faggot

>>660399913

faggotto

>>660398648
Agreed, completely different script. OP confirmed faggot.

>>660398869
your 2 is written differently as well as your b

>>660397188
I have trips aids

I want to believe.

>>660399999

Someone just got majors.

>>660398869
I believe

>>660397188

If I post quints you have to dump every bottle of jizz you ever saved on your face and post it on /b/ with a time stamp.

>>660398648
Why is it yellow?

>>660398869
if you truly are jizzus, then post your entire collection

>>660397188
yall niggas are being trolled by lemonade.

>>660400167
See >>660399726
as I said, I have gone through quite a lot since I was last here

>>660399337
>>660399296
>>660399280
>>660399256
>>660399119
>>660398880
>>660398873
>>660398855
>>660398789
>>660398743
>>660398587
>>660398578
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>>660398379
>>660398362
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>>660398155
>>660398129
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>>660397435
>>660397405

The amount of retarded newfags in this thread disgusts me.
>Seeing the fucking timestamp
>Rolling for shit instead of asking him shit like what happened
>Not even knowing who he is.

The eternal summer.

>>660398869
Why is it yellow?

i just entered this thread, someone enlighten me on the situation

>>660400153
Terrone

>>660400693
Who cares, we want to belive that Jizzus is with us for another christmas.

>>660400640
Speak not of our prophet heathen

My first time seeing jizzus

>>660398869
And how do we know you're the real Jizzus?
That could very well be strained Italian dressing in a glass jug. Post the doll from the 2013 post, or the tapes...ANYTHING from your previous posts could verify this.

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>>660398153
No fucking way.......

>>660400803

raviolinnnni

>>660400801
People are worshipping a jizz collector

>>660400918
We don't, famous OP posting is about believing and the miracle of christmas.

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>>660400803
ITALIANI DI MERDA
statevene su rusechan

>>660400769
This.

A lot had changed, Jizzus, a lot has changed.

>>660400769
Here's your (You) redditard.

>>660400769

I know who he is I just wanted to see him dump 20 two liter bottle of jizz on his face for the lols.

>>660400496

>>660400769

Hey,forgot this one >>660399935

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>>660400782
I guess the one on the right is what happens when you have low nutrient diet like just ramen for almost a month

>>660400769
nice try newfag

>>660400769
>Not even recognizing that the handwriting is from a different person

Yeah, fuck off m8

>>660400769
Just bc I want him to drink it means I don't know who he is?

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>>660400496
rolling for this

>>660401232
what did you ex gf say when she found your bottles full of jizz?

tell us your story, jizzus!

>>660401232
Is your ex now your ex because she found your jizz bottles, or for some other reasons?

DRINK IT BITCH!!!!

>>660401278
See >>660399726
I am incapable of using my dominant hand

why are all these retards rolling for something? kek

>>660401278
>using handwriting as proof
>while having two bottles filled with cum + a timestamp on the pic
Well ok

>>660400769
>not knowing who someone is
you my friend must be new

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>>660400496
Why not just do this with it?

>>660401652
There were other tensions leading up to the break up, but the discovery of my collection was the last straw

>>660401768
>ONLY ONE PERSON IN THE WORLD WOULD SAVE THEIR CUM

op is a cool dude for saving his cum, but a huge faggot for pretending to be jizzus

Please jizzus just tell your story ignore the new fags

>>660400963
>>660401047
Tormate a zappare la terra

>>660401709
OP are you going to tell your story or...?

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I... I want to believe...

>>660397188
Bait. That's juice not jizz

>>660400769
Anyone can post a fucking times tamp you autistic

>>660400769
bruh, you have way to much time

>>660401709
Then show the fuckin' doll. It's not fucking rocket science, faggot.

>>660401774
Well,he has been posted a hundred of fucking times this week. He comes every year. You have to be either retarded or on your first day on 4chan to dlnt know him.

This is obviously some wannabe trying to get attention, you're all so gullible

>>660397188
Your my hero. Hope things are going well now.

check the 3 in 2013 from the real Jizzus timestamp and compare it to the 3 in 30 from the FALSE PROPHET

>>660402204
or people might not be interested in shitposts
just because you see shit everyday, doesn't make it quality shit.

how fucking autistic must you be to safe your own cum?

>>660402087
I met a girl about 7 months ago after, and things hit off quite nicely. I was a little tight on cash and was unable to do a lot of the manual labor that is involved for my work due to shoulder pains

>>660402090
Cree, Manuel, cree.

>>660401676
Get out fag

Jizzus, i took vacation from work just to await your eventual return in this fountain of filth.

Please bless me / us with your presence. Educate the newfags because they spring eternal, much like the pale yellow fluid of your gonads.

>>660402463
>shitpost
>jizzus

...really. If you think jizzus is shitposting, what are you even doing in this thread.

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>>660402666

Jizz jugs how longs it been?

>>660398869
I-Is it really you?

>>660402666
Drink ITTTTTTTTT

>>660401743
The eternal summer, my friend.
12 year olds being edgy.

>>660402811
if you think op is jizzus, what are you even doing on this planet?

>>660402521
Was the shoulder injury from jerking of too much?

>>660402521
At the time I did not know that I had a bone spur, but she was always complaining that I did not spend enough time or money for her. Things got pretty nice the 2nd month in, and around 4 months in, we got an apartment together. Things only went down hill from there, and she would start huge fights over little things like leaving the dishes in the sink.

post pics of dolls please

Tell the fucking story of the discovery of your jizz.

>>660402811
where else is there to go, everything nowadays is a glorified shitpost.

>>660403105
How many posts a day do you see of people showing their own cum on two bottles with a timestamp?
Just asking. Maybe you are right and there are more jizzus out there?

>>660401232
I'm sorry you have to live off ramen man. That sucks

>>660397944
Checked

>>660403146
>leaving the dishes in the sink
That's the least of her worries m8

>>660403146
Around the 6th month I was pretty much sick of her, but I wanted to be happy with her. I guess she at that point only saw me as a person who helped pay the rent

Jizzus is love

>>660403146
You should have shown her one of your cum bottles and told her
"Continue to fight, and you will be drinking this for a month"

>>660403395
Well, i dont know, but if you dont like being here you can go somewhere else.

>>660403490
>op saves cum because he's a freak
>dec 26 passes and no jizzus
>OH SHIT ITS MY CHANCE TO BE EFAMOUS

Jizzus, i love you. You are my role model.

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I usually dont do this. but here is a pic of me. you shall know who jizzus is. thanks for following me since so many years.

>>660403983
kek

>>660403983
Again, how many freaks do you think keep their cum on a bottle?

Its only a jizzus thing.

>oh, and also implying he has done that in 4 fucking days,after jizzus didnt showed up.

Ok man.

>>660404167
Photo is from 2010.
http://subversities.blogspot.com/2010/10/uc-student-regent-jesse-cheng-comes-out.html

WE WANT THE REAL JIZZUS!
DEATH TO THE PHONY!

>>660403226
>>660402197
>>660400918
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>>660400167
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>>660399241
>>660399119

/thread

>>660404167
Is that really you?

Selfie with the timestsmp of the bottles or fake.

Jizzus, where is the doll?

>>660404788
See
>>660404745

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>>660399735

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This is how new religions are started.

>>660403090
And they keep on asking stupid things that won't happen....damn at least winter break is almost over

This shit is b8 you dumb faggots

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>>660404537
>also implying he has done that in 4 fucking days,after jizzus didnt showed up.

are you retarded or something? obviously he didnt do it in 4 days.. he had the cum already.. you think no one else does really fucking gross shit?

>pic related, a fucking CUM BOX

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>>660404781

We know you're not jizzus but since he is now gone you can succeed him.

>>660399726
Tell us what happened to the other bottles for fucks sake

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>>660405244
>cum rag

>>660405502
Damnnn

>>660405244
Ok, any cum bottle?

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>>660405244

real experienced in cum spotting i see.

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>>660405244
>>660405502
a cum wall

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If it was Jizzus and saved those bottles, he would have posted on the right date, not late.

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>>660400496
>If I post quints

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>>660405695
i heard you guys like cum storage

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I had my shoulder surgery and about a week later, she started moving stuff around to make it easier to get to when she found and dropped the box contains my collection, busting 2 open. She kicked me out that day and I had to spend what money I had on a new apartment and basic living utilities. Pic is of what I was able to pack up while she was yelling that she would call the cops.

>>660405997
how about a cum drawer

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>>660406110
forgot the cum sorry

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I think is pretty fucking obvious he is NOT the real Jizzus.

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>>660405631
how about some bottles of vomit

>>660406027
Calling the cops? Is storing that shit actually illegal?

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>>660406425
oh and a dash of cum

>>660406425
Not cum. Still havent found another faggot who stores his own cum.

>still jizzus exclusive

dude, some anons are really fucked up in their mind. how disgusting. and then they are wondering that they are virgin and dont get pussy

so again, OP could have been a cool dude, but instead he's just a huge fucking faggot.

>>660406506
She started calling me a freak and a rapist, and a pervert, and she thought I was going to rape her while being heavily medicated with a useless arm.

>>660406778
Kill yourself newfag

>>660406912
Poor Jizzus #2

>>660401232
god dammit you are beta anon

>>660406912
What the fuck. Rape her? While disabled? Just for seeing your bottles of cum?
I mean, its not usual to find those but have fear to being raped for that its a bit stupid.
Bitches be crazy, jizzus.

>>660406912
and why did you throw the jizz away?

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Put in balloons and launch at people

>>660406912
I know you loved her, but please understand that she didn't love *you*, as in the real you.

rolling for cum on face trips do

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Should I just start all over? Now that I have a new living place and what not?

>>660408079
Noooo such a waste put it in your ass

>>660407612
I believe she threw everything I owned away that I didn't get in the box before I left. I have not gone back since. She is currently in the process of getting a restraining order

>>660407915
>>660407662
>>660407325
>>660406795
>>660406778
>>660406181

Just stop. Not happening. Shut up.
Sorry for the newfaggotry,jizzus. Things has gone a bit out of hand in here.

Sage this thread til he posts the fucking doll and not those beer bottles with egg nog in them

>>660408079
sacrilege!!

>>660408079
Add it to the collection bro. Keep it

>>660408475
Understsndable. I would like to go more detail into the story but it is hard to type with just my left hand, and I want to keep thread from 404

>>660397188
Bruh. I thought you were dead , what happened?

>>660408415
You need to get a restraining order from her. Please don't tell me she's draining your bank account too.

>>660408079
Dont waste it man. Start from the beggining, but make it spectacular.
You have two bottles of cum. What do you want with those? What have you EVER wanted to do with those?
DO IT.

>>660408578
Being this new and denying Jizzus

>>660408279
>>660408620
>>660408748
thats a bottle of tartar sauce it is obviously different from>>660397188

>>660408415
Just sneak into her house and put the jizz EVERYWHERE.

>>660408079
Dump it on your most expensive furniture(non leather)

>>660408079
fake and gay

Op is a fag

>>660408826
Jizzus managed to save part of his stash from bitch girlfriend

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>>660408826
Jizzus is hero till the end

>>660408797
>>660408978
Jizzus, dont let any dub nor trip decide your fate. You are the owner of those bottles of cum, and you are the one with the duty of deciding what to do with those. You've earned it, man.

>>660402033
this.

ITS YOUR MOMENT,JEEZUS! DO WHAT YOU WANT TK DO THE MOST!

>>660409510
>arguing with some guy who can't prove he's someone else to keep semen in bottles
fag

>>660401709
We belive in you jizzus, you bring us faith

>>660409845
>We
I don't. This is b8. Are you retarded or just polish?

>>660409786
What are you even talking about? Arguing with who?

Jizzus, whatever you'll do with those bottles will be fine to us. We respect you man.

Someone should collect bottles of their own shit and post every month.

an hero jizzus

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Jizzus I came to /b today to see if you returned !
So glad you made it, sorry about all the shitty newfag cunts. You are a hero

JIZZUS! CHOOSE YOU PATH AND WE WILL ACCEPT IT! YOU ARE THE ONE IN CONTROL OF THOSE BOTTLES, DO WHAT YOU MUST!

>>660409444
Holy shit, Jizzus got out of the house with a bottle, fucking kek

i wish i could come that much,
i can only do a dribble even when looking out a window

>>660410439
Gtfo

>>660410936
kek. wtf?

>>660410952
come at me bro

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>>660408475
Put it in this guys dick hole.....reverse cumming.

>>660411111
AW FUCK!

>>660410936
What you looking at fam

>>660411301
windows turn me on and i like the families to stare