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Post some of your favorite botchamanias

https://youtu.be/EVRr2P0vlLg
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Kevin Owens is the best wrestler in the world

Hope he wins the WWE World Heavyweight Championship next year
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>>846630
Kevin obese Owens divas champ blah blah
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>go to listen to the Bryan and Vinny Christmas show
>Wang
>close tab
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If only the YES chant is so fucking over then why hasn't Roman hijacked it?
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>>846681
Tater Tots is more over.
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>>846681
Because it belongs to Beeg now :^)
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ryback age 45 hall of fame legend 20 time wwe champ 20 time us champ 15 time ic champ 10 time tag team champ

kevin obese owens age 45 dead from heart attack cremated because to fat for grave
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>>846643
>being one of Wang's haters
We should all drive down to the dojo and confront him in person.

Also, are they faking being drunk or do they really get drunk that fast? Alvarez started slurring as fuck when they called Promise Thomas.
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Why doesn't Bret Hart get the credit he deserves for making Stone Cold?
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>>846745
>Why doesn't Bret Hart get the credit he deserves for making Stone Cold?
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>>846643
>"I THOUGHT YOU WERE A MAN, WANG!"

The banter was top notch.
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>>846745

The 316 promo made stone cold
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Stone Cold made Stone Cold.
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>>846745
This nigga serious?
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>>846745
Stone Cold made Stone Cold
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>>846745
All real niggas know

>>846779
>>846767
>>846751
Found the underaged google babbies
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I miss /sp/
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>>846784
why? we rule this place, on /sp/ we were just another autistic general
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i miss the flags.
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>>846786
Personally I hated the flags because there were at least 3 finnish posters yet everyone thought we were the same guy
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who /marathonningluchaundergroundrightnow/ here?
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>"Doing action wasn’t a real good fit for me because it’s the opposite of how I work. It was extremely choreographed and extremely scripted.”

Who does BMJ think he's kidding?
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>>846789
thats because i got over.

yall had no personality.
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>>846791
>John Cena
>the generic good guy hand picked by corporate
>cut and paste promos
>limited moveset
>bitches about action movies being too scripted
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>>846784
>>846786


>>846785
This place is dead and has zero relevance other than /wwe/
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>>846798
That's the way it should be. There's almost zero moderation here and we can shitpost to our heart's content.
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I don't care about sami zayn anymore
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>>846805
No one does. That match was horrible on NXT.
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>>846806

I didn't even pay attention to it. I think I got up to get a drink or something and didn't even bother to come back to finish watching it
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>>846628
SUPER DRAGON
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Matt was the better Hardy
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QVa7OTqxw4
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>>846828
IT'S MATTHEW. ALL CAPS.
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>>846830
God I fucking hate these guys
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I miss edge :/
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>>846828

Matt was always the better worker but he's not a better draw. Al Snow would say Jeff was better because of that
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>>846830
That was actually pretty bad honestly.
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>>846830
>Seth walking with no problem at the end
was it a work all along?
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>>846834
Me too, friend. One of the most dedicated workers wwe has ever had.
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>>846841
taped well before his injury
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>>846798
That adds to the prestige. Do you realize that being exiled has literally give pro wrestling a proper home? Fuck the old aspies and their paintball and shit. Complaining about content doesn't add content. So put efforts into making this place proper, and it will run on its own eventually.
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>>846841
This was taped months ago.
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>>846784

me too anon
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>>846801

yeah but this board is disgustingly slow, we dont need all these shit posting threads just the general on /spee/
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>>846784
Same. The active discussion/post rate was better than what this is now.
Only time threads are active like they were is a few hours before RAW or a PPV.
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>We will never get the flags back
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>>846872
At least i can still spot the americunt 95 per cent of the time
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>>846835
>Al Snow
HEAD
E
A
D
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>this weird angle with a fake ramon & diesel and defensive jr
>these random jeff jarrett exposé clips
>sunny breaking up with the smoking guns
who's booking this crap? Raw was decent until september hit
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>>846878

TNA still exists?
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>>846886
yeah.

on pop tv.
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>>846890
>pop tv
Never heard of it.
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>>846892

It has some ridiculous number like 2% of cable providers offer it
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>>846892
got a proper winner line of shows on it.
http://poptv.com/shows
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>>846892
No one really has. TNA is also paying to be on the network, so talent will be getting even less money.
Honestly, there's no reason for it to be in business at this point.
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>>846893
Wew lad.
Dixie's father should just let his daughter learn the cold hard truth and quit burning money on this shit.
>>846894
There's literally nothing on that channel, TNA will probably be its highest rated show because of diehard fans.
>>846896
>TNA is also paying to be on the network, so talent will be getting even less money.
>Paying to be on a no name channel with less viewers than there are /asp/ie oldfags
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>>846894
>Schitt's Creek
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>>846894
>Rebranded as Impact Wrestling for ages
>Everyone still calls it TNA, even the staff
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>>846900
That was the dumbest decision ever to randomly start calling it Impact Wrestling. Casual fans (not that there are any for TNA) probably thought the company was bought out.
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>tfw if WCW won Vince would probably have a podcast now

it would be amazing
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>>846897
they got the 70s show reruns.

thats a proper solid show.

>>846899
tna up the schitts creek.

>>846900
i thought it was impact because the channel was called impact.
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>>846902
>implying Vince wouldn't have gone on a shooting rampage during a WCW meeting
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>>846901
Their hardcore fanbase mostly consists of dumb inbred hicks so they probably thought the same thing.
These are the people who apparently unironically called the police because they saw mickie james get pushed in front of a train on tna.
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>>846905
that was the first and last episode of TNA I ever watched
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>>846896
>>846897
TNA isn't getting paid or paying them to be on the network, they are splitting all the ad revenue. I can't expect that to be much though.
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>>846907
with a library of shows thin as that, that channel aint nothing but ads.
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>>846905
>These are the people who apparently unironically called the police because they saw mickie james get pushed in front of a train on tna.
I don't believe that
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>>846789
>had canadian flag
>people always assumed I was zaynowensmark
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>>846914
Post belly
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*mild pop for JoJo*
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>what's my gimmick Vince
>"you have an ass"
>say no more
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I like roman reign also all his cousin and brother roman reign is a good fight in ring I want roman reign wwe heavy weight championship coz he is never cheat fight roman is good a fight in the ring..
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>>846913
Google it.
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>>846791
Cena calls the spots in wwe
Big match john doesn't listen and follow other peoples choreography

Based Cena
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>>846797
>limited moveset
Nice meme
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>watching vengeance 2003
>they have a barfight set up near the top of the stage
>the Easter bunny is involved
>Matt hardy V 1.0 with a Windows loading screen entrance
>apa drinking whisky and get interviewed by Funaki
>Bradshaw gets in the mic in the bar and says it's a drinking contest
>brother love says a prayer
>entire smackdown undercard out there now
>some jobber dancing on the bar the whole time

Why was this allowed
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>>846763

>empty arena

I thought Stone Cold was a draw.
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Post your face when Renee Young defeats Charlotte & Bayley in a title unification match at the Royal Rumble.
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>>846943

She shouldn't be in ring. There's a reason why JoJo is an announcer and not an in ring talent. Just let her do the thing she's good at
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>tfw Bayley will never hug you
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>>846944
I didn't say anything about JoJo.
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>there are people who think smark's opinions shouldn't matter
>They think WWE should cater to the same people who think Neville is the breakout star of the year and the Uso's is the tag team of the year
give either of these men a push and ratings will tank, eat shit anti-smarks.
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>>846948

JoJo actually has in ring training and Renee has 0
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>>846950

just like your man, the A+ no draw player Seth Rollins? Checkmate, smark.
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Let's hope the WWE can get their act together before the Royal Rumble and maybe bring back Daniel Bryan or call up Sami Zayn to win the Rumble. I could definitely see Roman being placed in the tag team devision as a way to boost the ratings while letting Zayn or Owens become the top guy before Wrestlemania 32.
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Who is the most handsome superstar, and why is it Jack Swagger?

Which makes ADR/Swagger the most handsome feud of the year.
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>>846950

Who should they push? Kevin "Never Drew a Dime" Owens?
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>>846965
>just call me zayn/owens mark
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>>846965
Weak b8
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>>846965

This but unironically
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https://youtu.be/me8WJlqJkyU
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Leaked Hulk Hogan theme and titantron for his return at the Rumble.

http://crossfade.io/#!/kewxyrcgju
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>>846941
it was after the show ended
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>>846966
>mfw weed literally ruined his career

He was destined to the next GOAT too. Smfh rvd
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>>846966
rusev
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>>846965
Owens vs. Reigns is the next Stone Cold vs. The Rock
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>>846966
>2015
>The top current monster heel lost to a washed up Jobber.

How do you say JUST in bulgarian?
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I'M AMA-YAY-YAY-YAY-ZING
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>>846986
пpocтo
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BRIE MODE
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BREAKING NEWS: VINCE TO BE ON RAW MONDAY
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>>846991
WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH

FAT DICK
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>>846986
Rusev was never a monster heel

>inb4 muh fake winning streak
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>tfw will never have a taste of Tenille
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Well the new computer I got wasn't new at all and the store lied to me so I have to wait for it to restore itself back to the factory settings and it took 1 hour to get to 8% so I'm gonna just sit here for a while
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>>846991
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>>846979
I wondered where he vanished off to.
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>>847000
rekt
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>>846991
Worst theme song ever desu
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>>846628
201 is GOAT
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Who here /AliciaFox/
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>>847019
> le rosemaretty
18+
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>>847020
My fucking dick
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>>847020
Her gross outie navel ruins her.
Also she's a shitskin.
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>>847028
(u)
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>>847028
I just hate her weird flat oval faced alien head
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>>847028
black women are hot desu senpai
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>>846950
>Neville
>Break out star of the year

What did he even do this year? Did he get voted over KO just because he's a face?

Fuck marks.
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>>847037
>What did he even do this year?
Flippy shit. They love it.
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>got WWE 2K16 for Christmas
>doing MyCareer
>Face/Heel Choice in the Renee Young backstage interview
>stop wondering why the fuck they made Renee have shark-teeth for long enough to make myself a Heel because I'm edgy
>the next match
>against Big Cass
>Breeze comes out
>"Oh, he must be my Heel bro down here in NXT that helps me ou-"
>Cass looks overjoyed at his showing up
>my custom looks irate
>Breeze proceeds to interfere on behalf of Cass 800 times during the match culminating in him pulling the ref out of the ring as the ref was counting a pinfall after I had hit my finisher and being thrown out
>I then proceeded to win via countout because I went after Breeze to beat him up for a bit because he had pissed me off
>that Singles Match against Big Cass that had many, many interferences and ended via countout got Five Stars

Is this the power of the Next Gen, lads?
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>>846998

>thinking beating R-truth, Jack Swagger and Fandango 300 times doesn't constute a monster heel winning streak even though they did something similar with Goldberg
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>>847049

Why is Hideo Itami's face on the tables match though?
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Serious question here. Do you faggots ever go outside or do you just stay in your mom's basement huffing the stale air that consists of Doritos, Mountain Dew and your old crusty cum sock while you marathon episodes of your shitty man drama?
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>>847049
>getting a childs game for christmas

Manchild spotted.
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>>847057
Probably just a straight up child desu
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>>847055

Here's a (You)

Nice dubs btw
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>>847049
>getting a video game for christmas
>getting a wrestling item for christmas
>getting a WRESTLING VIDEO GAME for christmas
You open that up before or after your Lego star wars set?
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>>847060

Stop being mad because you're an orphan
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>>847060
>shitposting tripfag guy trying to insult anyone on their character or life
kek
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>>847063
I just feel sorry for your parents imagining what they go through when their child tells them they want a wrestling video game for christmas.
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>>846966
>Swags even remotely handsome
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>>847064
>literal child who plays wrestling video games trying to insult anyone
Lol
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>>847074
I'm not the same guy retard
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>thread starts the day at 20 posts
>12 hours later
>barely over 100 posts made

Why did we think leaving /sp/ was good again?
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>>847077
Well, it's not like you faggots had a choice. HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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>>847077
No one thought it was a good idea.
It was a minority on /sp/ that didn't want us there, so they used proxies to vote on a poll so he had to leave.
Hiro's management of 4chan so far has been terrible in every way.
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>>847086
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anyone got a stream for tonight
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>>847089
Name one thing he's done that you consider good outside of this discussion.
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>>847090
There's nothing on tonight...
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>>847091
Sold our data to advertising companies of course. Helping the wheels of commerce turn is an achievement.
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>>847091
What exactly has he done that's bad? Making you losers post on the board that was created for you doesn't count.
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>>847097
Can you even fucking read?
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>>847098
What does it really matter? :^)
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>>847096
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/asp/ what's a good place to stream the WWE network? Want to watch the Rumble with some people and it's harder in Canada.
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>>847106
wwe.com
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>>847044
>beats BMJ in his debut match
>goes on to hold the IC title
>actually wins more matches than he loses

Objectively speaking, KO did a lot more to break out as a star.
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>>847112
And all it got him was relegated to the mid-card.
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Is there a definitive date that the attitude era ended and Ruthless Aggression begins? I'm watching WM 22 and trying to figure the time line out.
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>>847114
About March 2002.
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>>847114
>>847115
*March 2002 for Rutheless Aggression.
The Attitude Era ended sometime in 1999.
2000-2001 was clearly a very transitional product.
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>>847113
>hurr guys should be pushed to the main event immediately

fuck off

look at rollins and reigns and how long it was before either even sniffed the whc, it paid off better that way
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>>847117
>Rollins one of the worst main event heels ever
>Reigns that new Lex Luger aka worst WWE draws ever

Yeah, it clearly worked out.
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>>847117
>Reigns will be a good whc :^)
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>>847118
>>847119
so ko should be a main eventer right now?

there is literally nothing wrong with being in wwe's upper midcard
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>>847120
Yeah there is, since the creative team doesn't even know it exists.
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>>847120
The thing is though, he's never leaving.
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>>847091
Flood the front page with malware and pop ups is a great one
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>>847120
Except you've essentially fallen through the cracks.

Creative no longer gives a shit about you.
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>>847122
Good.
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>>847130
>Ramen marks
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LATEST GOAT LIST

Ring Ability (Technical) - Bret "The Hitman" Hart (Cruiserweight - Benoit/Jericho/Malenko)
Ring Ability (Storytelling) - "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels
Ring Ability (Power) - Brock Lesnar
Ring Ability (Brawl) - Mick Foley
Ring Ability (High flyer) - Jushin Liger
Draw - "Stone Cold" Steve Austin
Mic (Charisma/Serious) - Jake "The Snake" Roberts
Mic (Comedy) - Edge
Submission specialist - Chris Benoit
Tag team - Road Warriors
Stable - nWo
Gimmick - Undertaker
Hardcore - Mick Foley
Hardcore Hipster Special - "Sick" Nick Mondo
Look - Rick Rude
Went to Hollywood and ended up being more famous for being an Actor than a wrestler. Literally the only big time wrestler to have ever done this - The Rock
Legit bad motherfucker (without weapons) - Haku/Meng
Legit fighter (steroid free) - Dan Severn
Legit fighter (other) - Brock Lesnar
Criminally never won a world title - Owen Hart
Announcer - JR
Manager - Bobby Heenan
Slag (old school) - Miss Elizabeth
Slag (modern) - Trish Stratus
Fatty - Vader
European- Dynamite Kid
Putting People Over - Daniel Bryan
Heel - Dudley Boyz in ECW (though it could be that Mexican guy from before we were born who used to get threatened in the streets)
Asshole - Vince Russo
Botch - Goldberg / Mabel / Sabu
Strong Style - Shinsuke Nakamura / Samoa Joe
Shoot (Interview) - Jim Cornette
Not in WWE - AJ Styles
Jobber - Brooklyn Brawler / Gillberg
Best Big Guy (6'10"+) - Undertaker
Color Commentary - Jerry Lawler
Pop - Chris Jericho (millenium countdown)
In ring cunt - New Jack
Potato - Bob Holly/JBL

>>836279
>>836279
>>836279

If you wish to amend it.

Would be interested in Joshi slags because they deserve a category...

captcha:boats
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So I'm watching the 2002 survivor series, and I have a question about the first match. How fucking high is Jeff Hardy? He seems super out of it and is just sort of flopping around even on his top rope stuff. One of which he is supposed to get caught, and he doesn't even make it the whole way over to the guy and just gets dropped. Was his drug problem already that bad?
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>>847146
He was at cruising altitude most of the time.
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>>847120
>there is literally nothing wrong with being in wwe's upper midcard
Thats how they begin their way towards jobbing.
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Was Survivor Series the worst PPV of 2015?
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>>847164
TLC was to me.
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>>847146
Scott Hall is the best all around guy to never get a world title. I love Owen but Hall was over, great on the mic, great in the ring, had size, had a great look, and was willing to put people over despite his position on the card. If the fucker could have stayed even a little sober he would be GOAT.
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>>847164
Fastlane was fucking awful on so many levels
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>>847144
Please don't advertise your weird gay thread here thanks.
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>>847146
Scott hall was the best guy to never be world champ.
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Who else is going to the house show in Allentown PA on Monday?
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>>847171

>He says while unironically posting in a weird and gay thread on a weird and gay sub-forum that was rejected by another weird and gay sub-forum on a weird and gay forum.

OK
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>>847164
Just looked through all the PPVs this year to remind myself and can confirm Survivor Series was indeed the worst, in a shit year of PPVs.

The better question is what was the best?
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>>847173

Think you're responding to the wrong guy but he was on the short list.

As it happens, the category >GOAT Entrance theme is still open and I've got Razor Ramon as the frontrunner.
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>>847177
I kinda stopped after Mania. It was halfway decent from what I remember.
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>>847177
Hell in a cell was pretty good and Wrestlemania had its moments. Everything else has been pretty forgettable.
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>>847177

Traditional team Survivor Series - 1991
All format Survivor Series - 1998 (Rock heel turn/world title)
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>>847177
>The better question is what was the best?

WM
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Am I a total faggot or does anybody else break into tears when listening to JR's commentary of KOTR '98?
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>>847164
SummerSlam was worse because
>John Stewart
>objectively good matches ruined by stupid bullshit
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>>847187

You're a faggot
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>>847189

Thanks

Just wanted to make sure
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>>847188
>>John Stewart
Oh fuck I forgot about that. Why did you have to remind me?
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>>847191

No problem
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>>847177
Hiac

Survivor series would've been good if the wyatts brainwashed taker to fight with them and Kane and rallied a posse to save his brother's soul. Instead we got that stupid tag match.

Woty was money in the bank. Sheamus made no sense. Anyone would've been better at that point. I can't even remember who the captain wrestled. Was it Dean?
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>>847196
>Sheamus made no sense
It made sense.

MitB was just a match to decide for a transitional champ that would help Roman being put over easily.

Now look how well it worked.
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>>847199
I thought Rollins was going to stay champ for a good while until he fucked his knee?
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>>847177
wrestlemania, royal rumble was good or I maybe remebering wrong because seth was so based in the match against brock and BMJ
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>>847187
>>847189
>>847191
>>847193

In fairness, I watched it a few months ago and if I watched with the sound off, it would have just been a memory. But hearing;-

>Good God almighty! That killed him!

>Will somebody stop the damn match!

>Look at this! He's got a smile on his face! For god's sake. Are you kidding me? He wants to go back up.

(That's the one that killed me)

I don't know if it was JR's commentary that made me bleary eyed (I didn't cry - I'm not a faggot), or whether it was the fact I'm in my thirties now and having seen this live, I know that nothing will make me this excited again.

I'm married with kids. But I must admit, JR's commentary made me go soft a few months ago.
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>>847188
>>847192
gotta keep cena strong
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>>847203
Was probably schedule to lose it to Roman, maybe make Sheamus cash in for a triple threat and lose it there.

At least that would make the most sense, really no one besides Roman had a chance in MitB aniways.
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>>847199
So we'll get brock V roman 2.0 and everyone will cheer brock again. They have no more credible heels. Maybe roman can fued with the big show again.
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>>847210
When no heels near then a face gets chosen, probably John will job to Roman now.
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>>847204
Watching philly BTFO of Roman and the rock was fun as fuck to watch unless you're a Bryan

If you're ever expected to be surprised or entertained by the actual rumble match in the last few years you're a fucking mark
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>>847209
Yeah that seems like what they were building for, then Seth got hurt and they just kinda half-assed it and called it fixed.
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>>847212
that might be a good WM match actually, would draw.
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>>847209
This year's MITB was seriously one of the worst fields ever

> bbygurrrl
> Fella
> Orton
> Kane

Cesaro WASN'T EVEN BOOKED THAT NIGHT
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>>847212
If its cena vs roman it will be the same result. People will all be cheering for bmj. I can see it turning out well if they turn one.

Hopefully we find out what they are doing on raw. Both cena and Vince are confirmed for Monday and it's in Brooklyn so maybe rock will show up too.
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>>847220
Is Cena in a match or just showing up?
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>>847219
Wasn't he like injured just right before the PPV or did he get that injury way later this year
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>>847183
Really? I found Mania to be very disappointing outside of the surprisingly good main event.

>>847181
>>847196
I'd probably agree with HIAC. Going into that PPV I was completely unhyped at the repetitive card but it turned out to be good.

>>847204
Rumble was really bad outside of the title match.
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>>847224
Match with ADR. Don't know if it's for the title.
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You now remember Cena vs Rusev in a Russian Chain match
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>>847220
Diference is that John can sell the defeat as a sign of passing the torch or showing huge respect towards Reigns while Brock cant.
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>>847229
I was especially pleased with the taker vs brock match. After the match at summer slam and a lukewarm wrestlemania against brayyy lmao I thought maybe he was finally done, but that match was golden. Plus Roman actually putting on a good match was a bonus. I went in expecting trash and got an over all enjoyable ppv.
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>>847234
>while Brock cant.
How much longer until he takes his toys and goes somewhere else again?
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>>847232
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>>847060
you're so insecure
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>>847240
You can tell because he uses a secure trip as if someone is going to try to find out his password.
Really pathetic.
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>>847226
Cesaro didn't get injured until barely over 1 month ago
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>>847235
The only reason the Lesnar/Undertaker and Reigns matches in HIAC were good is because they got to do stuff the most of the roster is never allowed to do
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Watching Luche Libre has really made me hate modern WWE

>Alberto Del Rio with personality and good wrestling

wew lads
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>>847238
I think he renewed his contract for 3 years, so 2 and a half years.

>>847248
Whether that's true or not, it doesn't mean they weren't good matches.
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>>847254
That's true

The Bray/Roman HIAC being fucking boring is why it wasn't a good match
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Bring back Little Jimmy.
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>>847252
Mexican smarks love the fuck out of Del Rio. I'm guessing it's because he can showcase his personality at home in more ways than he can on American TV.
>>
Sup

Should I start watching again for the road to wrestlemania? I saw that roman won, do you guys like him now? Is Cesaro still hot?
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>>847259
>Should I start watching again for the road to wrestlemania?
No.
>I saw that roman won
Yes
>do you guys like him now?
No
>Is Cesaro still hot?
Yes
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Watching 1999 RAWs

Goldust vs Pal Penis vs Shamrock
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Just went to an indie wrestling event for the first time at MCW with brother to watch his homie wrestle Billie fucking Gunn

Not bad actually, was expecting a botchfest but these guys were legit, loved the flippy niglet

It was pretty cool to see Mickid James, Ethan Carter 3 and Billie Gunn in person at a fucking flea market and shit

It was funny how absolutely jacked EC3 looked compared to the indie guys

Wrestling is so much more fun to watch in real life, >outlaw wrestling isn't so bad at all
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>>847258
Yeah I'm pretty neutral on him and prefer the libre and roidmonsters more but it's not a chore to watch him involved in a storyline like it is on WWE
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>>847263
>outlaw don't actually go to shows, they just shitpost
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>>847262
Wait Val just won by count out in a triple threat match
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watching Rey vs Orton vs Kurt @ WM 22

why is the crowd booing Rey
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>>847268
Eddie shilling
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>>847268
Chicago hates lame duck babyface
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>>847266
Oh god JR just turned heel
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>>847269
>>847271

oh right
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>>847232
Oh you mean the match when Cena cheated to win because he hit the AA but his lights didn't reset?
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wonder if he fucked last night
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>>847252
What a moron Del Rio was. First time EVER fans actually gave a shit about him, so he just goes back to WWE to become the generic heel again.
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>>847144

>Mic GOAT
>Not The Rock

>Draw
>Not Hogan

>Daniel Bryan
>le reddit gook
>On the list

>Pop
>Not Austin

>Manager
>Not Heyman
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>>847291
More money for less work? Who wouldn't pass that up?
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>>847291

They promised him a bigger role and then didn't do it
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>>847291

Its still a business. If WWE came knocking at my door with twice what anyone else was offering, I'd jump too.
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>>847297

how is getting squashed by roman reigns every monday on raw not a bigger role?
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>>847291
>I don't want to be paid more because my character will be written worse

Is that really how you believe wrestlers think?

lel
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>>847302
>>847298
>>847296

Wasn't it confirmed he's just barely making more money but having to work more dates?
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>>847301

AAA/LU promised him a bigger role but didn't. WWE has more money and doesn't pay him in churros. WWE also has a competent medical staff and is a lot smarter/safer
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>>847291
>straight cash
>made HHH eat his words
>less work
>is in the U.S. more
ADR is smart as fuck.
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>>847259
Might as well wait until the Rumble. Nothing will happen between now and then except people like Cena and Lesnar showing up and saying they're gonna win it.

>>847266
I watched one the other day that was a triple threat that the Rock lost by count out. Made no sense.
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>>847304

My understanding was that he's making about the same per appearance, but doing more dates (and most of those days are less physically demanding than working AAA or LU shows).

Whether or not that would be considered better is up to the person.
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>>847305
>WWE also has a competent medical staff

Not according to CM Punk
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>>847313

They're a lot better now, possibly overly cautious if anything.
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>>846830
Brad maddox sighting
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>>847313
>>847305
> Jericho claimed that WWE's drug policy is more stringent than the Olympics and he even faced a potential suspension in 2008 for having elevated levels of testosterone. While a T/E ratio of 6:1 is permissible on the Olympics, WWE requires a 4:1 ratio or better.

>"I kept getting readings of 10:1, 8:1, 9:1. And the guy finally called me. He said, 'listen, you [have] got another elevated level.' I said, 'okay, listen, I know that you think that I'm on something, but I'm not, so if I wasn't on something, what could this be?'." Jericho continued, "he goes, 'well, you probably have a tumor.' I'm like, 'what?' He goes, 'you probably have a tumor.' Like what kind of doctor says that, 'oh, you probably have a tumor'?"
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Monday night raw is gonna be fucking epic

>Cena
>Vince
>Roman
>the rock
>NO WYATT'S
>NO ZIGGLER
>NO TYLER BREEZE
>NO PAIGE OR CHARLOTTE

THANK YOU BASED GOD
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>>847322
>>NO WYATT'S
>>NO ZIGGLER
>>NO TYLER BREEZE
>>NO PAIGE OR CHARLOTTE
Why is this?
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>>847322
you forgot about the big guy ryback
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>>847320

Jericho is hilarious when he's not trying to sell something
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>>847329
more like jerishill amirite? haha
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>>847322
I'm going to the house show on Monday.
The main event is scheduled to be Kane vs. Wyatt.
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>>847322
> this shit taste

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