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>injured cm cuck and made him cry like a little baby
>made cm cuck quit
>is the only active wrestler in 2016 who actually looks like a wrestler
>pisses off fat neckbeard smarks all the time
>nice guy who wouldn't ever do anything wrong
>is one of the most entertaining wrestlers on the roster

Ryback WWE champ when?
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>>847594
>fcking
Heh what a cuck.
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>>847592
Ryback is genuinely terrible
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>Takes himself too seriously
>can't take a joke
>took cialis to impress Brock Lesnar
>Botches in the ring
>Shit promos
>Believes he is a better athlete than Goldberg
>useless and only interupts segments

Face it Rybotch will never progress further in his career and will never be WHC.
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>Trump takes over America
>calls Vince the same day
>tells him that they need to make wrestling great again
>gives Vince close to infinite funds
>buys out RoH, TNA, and other bigger promotions in USA
>due to the size of the roster RAW is now 4-5h
>and SmackDown is live and not pre-taped
>Trump personally fires everyone from the creative team
>brings back Hulk Hogan who cuts a promo about hating niggers and mexicans
>whole crowd cheers like it's 90's ECW
>Iron Sheik replaces Michael Cole on commentary
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>>847607
>marches into vince's office and declares that he's the next john cena
>next week jobs to kalisto
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>>847610
>marches into vince's office and declares that he's the next john cena

lelwut really?
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So why doesn't Ramen ever wear the belt?
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>>847608
>Iron Sheik on commentary while Hogan cuts a promo
>THAT JABRONI HOKE KOGAN IS NO GOOD
>I COULD BREAK HIS BACK AND MAKE HIM HUMBLE RIGHT NOW
>throws a beer bottle at him
>FUCKING JABRONI
>JBL tells him they need to advertise the wwe network again
>DOWNLOAD THE WWE APP AND SUBSCRIBE TO WWE NETWORK OR GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU JABRONI
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>>847613
Does he also get a boner during commentary?
https://youtu.be/B8sPIeLZ6eE
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So I heard Brock is returning the week after Cena does.

RR winner?
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>>847592
>>is one of the most entertaining wrestlers on the roster
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>>847608
Wouldn't it be better if Shiek was there to pick on Cole

>"this doesn't look good for Cesaro-"
>THATS NOT SAY-ZARRO STUPID MATHER FACKER IS DOLPH ZIGGLE
>HOW THE FACK YOU HAVE JOB IF YOU CAN'T SAY THEIR NAME RIGHT
"looks like he got you there maggle!"
>I DO I MAKE HIM HUMBLE HE IS FACKING FAG AND JABRONI
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>>847592
It must be awful being that size desu

Constant eating to maintain mass
Shitting 30 times a day
Low sex drive from steroid abuse
Hitting the gym constantly
Injury prone
Paranoid incase you start losing mass


Not saying I wouldn't like those kinda gains, just not the maintenance involved
>inb4 natty Ryback
This is what you call natty
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>Its a 6 man tag team main event episode.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mej5wS7viw

This would have made for a GOAT AE wrestler's theme
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>>847625
Vince should really book Lesnar and Cesaro as a tag for the hell of it one day. It'd be Steiner Brothers tier with them just throwing everyone around like ragdolls
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>>847592
Really, Ryback seems like a great guy. He just fucking flat out sucks in the ring and on the mic.
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>>847625
>Injury prone
2 injuries since hes been on the main roster one of which was a staph infection.
The indy guys are subject to worse since they have taken a shit load of bumps already, they are injury prone.
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>watching latest Botchamania
>TLC Sheamus vs Reigns
>Crowd chanted "We miss Rollins"

And you fags said he didn't draw.
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>>847625
>calling ryback injury prone while posting a tag team whose members are both out with injuries

kek
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>>847592

/asp/ies need to stop making /wwe/ threads
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Time for some Vince McMahon stories

>Vince, as a prank, had real police "arrest" Jonathan Coachman for running a betting pool at work. Coach said when the cop car finally turned around and brought him back to WWE HQ, he openly wept in relief and rage. (Jonathan Coachman, from an ESPN website article)

>Vince used to get steroids delivered DIRECTLY TO HIS OFFICE, both for him to use and to distribute to Hulk Hogan (this is public record, from the steroid trial).

>Vince said something insulting to Kofi on a plane, and Kofi didn't do anything. As they were getting off the plane, Jericho told Kofi that if he didn't confront and fight Vince immediately, Kofi's career was effectively over in Vince's mind. This was how Vince tested his talent or something. So Kofi got in Vince's face and they actually got in a fight on the plane. (Jericho's podcast)

>Apparently Vince invited Mark Henry to a workout session. Bear in mind that Mark Henry's claim as world's strongest man is based on the fact he is the only man to have competed at top level Olympic Lifting, Power Lifting and Strongman competitions (which though they may seem the same are quite different). Vince tried to out rep him on every exercise. Henry went along with it because he's naturally competitive and even admitted that Vince tested him a little bit. Mark quit before Vince did. The next day Vince phoned Mark in great pain and admitted he had made a terrible mistake.

>JR once farted in a car with Gerald Brisco, which made Brisco start gagging and throwing up. Vince heard about that, so backstage at RAW one night, he tried to fart and make Brisco puke. It backfired, and Vince shit in his pants. He then had to go out to the ring and do a promo! JR said that all the production people in his headphones told him about it, and that they were instructed to keep the camera shots ABOVE Vince's waistline for the entire promo!
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>>847634
They were taking the piss. The also chanted 'We want Cena'' too.
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>>847634
I will start that chant at mania.
Unless hes better at that time and has a match.
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>>847634
>A couple of marks chanting for him makes him a draw
Wew lad, is ryder a draw too?
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>>847632
The points I made are generally for guys that size, not just Ryback that are more injury prone in gyms etc. The last point was an extra.
>>847636
Read above, not Ryback in particular
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>>847646
Kek, Vince is fucking crazy. Too bad we'll never get an autobiography from him. Stories involving him are always gold.
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>>847646
>directly to his office

That's fucking smart
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Do you think Vince uses cocaine?
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>>847646
Vince would also fight with Kurt and Brock as well. Tough old bastard.
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>>847646
>Vince shit in his pants
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>>847646
I wonder what JR's farts smell like
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>>847651
his story about some girl in playboy is fucking weird man. He stuffed leaves in her vag.
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>>847654
He probably did in 70s he looks like the type of guy who at least tried it then.
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>>847654
>LOOK AT THIS PAT! IT'S CALLED MOLLY!

The real question is what drug hasn't Vince used.
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>>847663
im guessing black tar and meth.
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>>847592
>Punk quit because he didn't want to be wrestling a jobber-4-life like Rybotch
>this is considered a positive for Rybotch and WWE
top laff
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>>847634
>ignores the huge ratings drop during his reign
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>>847670
he quit because he knew he would never have the size and look of the big guy.
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>>847625
Was that Adam Rose with them?
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>>847675
>rose
>kidd
>cesaro
yea all jobbers makes sense.
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>>847657

probably like your mouth
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>>847670
Punk quit because he's not a team player.
He wanted it to be the CM Punk show, and as soon as he lost the title and had to do favors back, he took his ball and went home.
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>>847675
Yes. They tried to call themselves the Brass Ring Club, even had shirts on a pre-show.
I'm sure Rose is the one who got blamed for everything.
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>they have to keep putting 70 yr old Vince on Raw to stop Ramen taking the ratings below a 2

The fucking state of this company
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>>847678
He quit because they treated him like shit
>while he was champion he was never main event
>super Cena still got all the main events
>made him lose the the title to a part-timer when he worked every single event
>stuck him in a mid-card feud with unsafe jobber Rybotch
>WWE doctors wouldn't treat his injuries
>Vince would sell Steph into sex slavery to have someone with legit star power like Punk back now
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>>847678
Wrong but keep being salty two years after he fucked off
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>>847682
Wew lad, just parrot everything he said on that colt podcast bruh.
Only thing i agreed with that was shit was him not main eventing as champ.
Fucking cena vs john Laurinaitis in a comedy match main evented over a championship match.
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>>847684
>just parrot everything he said on that colt podcast bruh

Well, those are the reasons he left so what do you expect. Wew lad
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>there are people itt that think cactus jack wasnt foleys best gimmick
>there are people in this thread that think cactus jack didnt have the best theme followed closely by dude loves
>there are people that think cactus jack didnt have the best look
Plebs
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>>847687
Tits or gtfo noel
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>>847684
Sorry I forgot smarks on the internet know all the inside scoops and Punk just lied for two hours straight about everything
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>>847683
Im not the one who left the company and yet still finds the time to tweet during every single monday night raw 2 years later :^)
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>>847592

Based Ryback
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>>847636
I know Cesaro has the shoulder thing but I thought Kidd got future endeavored? I haven't seen him ages.
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>>847698

Kidd is also injured
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>>847694
>he even cyber stalks someone he supposedly dislikes
Feminazi tier obsession you got there m8
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>>847687
do you like cactus jack or summin?
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>paige being fat

Look, even byron doesn't want to touch her lumpy fat skin
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>Kane is a cool libertarian dude
>CM Punk is a liberal cuck

Who in WWE is the most conservative?
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>>847708
BLACKED
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>>847708
>BLACKED
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>>847711
Vince
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>>847703
Nah i just see whats posted here and on dirtsheets desu
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>>847712
>>847713
>implying homo Byron wasn't WHITED
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>>847712
>>847713
>mfw she started following remy lacroix on twitter
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>>847716
Sure
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How's Apollo doing in NXT? I watched a couple of his matches before he was called up and he did some crazy flippy shit. dunno if he's allowed to do that anymore.
>>847708
>JoJo jealous AF
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So what was the point of debuting Brown Strongman again?
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>>847687
It was his best gimmick but Mankind looked way better. he looked average as fuck as cactus.
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>>847733
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>>847708
If Byron was an alpha like me he would've finger banged her right there.
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>>847657
chili beans and bbq sauce
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>>847733
Rowan was out sick desu
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>>847733
To set up the Wyatt's where they're just good enough that beating them actually means something.

Same reason they had the soul eating storyline going into Survivor Series. It's classic Vince booking.

>make a guy look good so that the other guy they actually want to look good can neuter him later

See also: Rusev
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Could anyone pull this off in WWE today?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2ohpJkHp-U&app=desktop
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>people thought this lazy shit would make it in WWE
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>>847743
Yeah like Big Show going into his Brock house show match.
That style of booking really needs to be dropped imo.
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>>847749
That match was ridiculous
>Brock just gets up after three consecutive chokeslams and wins in a couple of moves
There's making a guy look good and then there's making everyone else on the roster look totally pathetic
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>>847751

The booking of Brock is both amazing and yet fucking terrible.
They should have had Roman beat him to help ground him some, cause now he is just plain silly. He's like Silver Age Superman of Wrestlers.
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>>847732
he's a bland babyface, I'm guessing he's been neutered a bit in his flippyshit but I didn't watch his indie shit.
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I'm dumb as fuck. Sorry.
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Is there a better HOF induction + speech than this?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_iRgdsDvQcc
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>>847755
>They should have had Roman beat him to help ground him som
18+
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>>847751
Wew lad, you think that match was ridiculous, and yet you'd have had Roman go over Brock?

Not even the markiest of marks would find that believable.
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>>847772
I think you replied to the wrong person lad
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>>847749
It's that kind of booking that's gotten the E in this mess.

>corporate wants to push X
>fans want to see Y or Z get pushed
>corporate proceeds to make Y, Z and the rest of the roster look worthless
>X leaves for some reason and now they have nothing
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>>847698
Kidd will never wrestle again. The injury he sustained had a 95% death rate
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>>847796

Good, fuck that spoiled brat
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Ryback should.have been champ in 2012/2013
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>>847796
Every injury has a 100% death rate

Just depends how old you get :^)
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So.....
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>>847778
The E seems to have it much easier this time around, y'know since there are no viable alternatives left- TNA's a coke-addled whore on her last legs- and the 'X' in question has nothing that'll carry him to Hollywood or MMA anytime soon.
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Booker t can kick deanettys ass
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Book a Rumble winner that isn't Cena or Lesnar. Make it reasonable.
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>>847832
Jack swagger
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>>847834
>swagger vs reigns as wm main event

JUST
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>>847829
What happened with Jarret promotion?

What about LU?
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>>847832
Who else do they have that's a credible challenger? I guess they could call up Samoa Joe
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>>847832
>One New Day member wins
>They act like the three will be WWE champs.
>Handicap 3on1 WWE tittle match at WM with Team BAD on their corner.

>inb4 Fantasy Booking

>>847838
KO.
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>>847608
Royal Trump-ble when?
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>>847838
>Samoa Joe
>credible
Did you even watch the London takeover? He looked like ass.
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>>847837
GFW just keeps filming episodes, hoping they get a TV deal.
Kind of idiotic at this point, because they're going to have a years worth of content by the time any station shows interest.
They should just gradually release them online/YouTube and hope a network sees it.
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>>847845
They should just sell to wwe. Gfw is probably better than smackdown and nxt
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>>847849
That's really what the WWE Network should be. Multiple wrestling promotions on different nights.
Only reason it doesn't happen is because Vince doesn't want it to be branded pro-wrestling, which is understandable, because then he would have to pay state athletic commissions thousands of dollars every year.
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>>847851

I'm still hoping NJPW does that and lets WWE take over streaming for them. Their streaming service is shit and hard to navigate
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>>847859
NJPW had a shot of doing some minor co promoting when WWE was in japan HHH asked them if they wanted to cross promote they passed. Could have opened the door for NXT and NJPW stuff.
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>>847835
>>847834
BASED!
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>>847860

NJPW probably had good reason not to do that - they've been burned multiple times by the bigger US promotions when it comes to cross-promoting stuff and WWE tends to want exclusivity when it can get it. That'd cost NJPW a lot of their foreign talent and they're light on for homegrown stars right now.
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>>847830
Thing is being mr czw he would get his ass kicked but keep getting up, hes used to beatings and injuries.
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>>847861
>Your reaction when more top guys gets injured and WWE has to use underused talent like Heath, Sandow, Axel, etc like how they are using Swagger.
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>>847865
>implying

They'll just put that Indian guy from the performance center on the main roster.
Apparently he's facing Cena soon.
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>>847867
Am I being bboozledm
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>>847867
I think you mean that former NFL guy who already has the look.
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>>847873
Fuck no. The ego on that guy is unreal.
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Are there actual retards that watch breaking ground? Fucking cucks. One episode and I was done
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>>847877
>Fucking cucks. One episode and I was done
your loss fuccboi.
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>>847877
It's so bad it's good.
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>>847873
>Tino "The Meano" Sabatelli
>Not Mojo "The Rated R Partystar" Rawley
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>Nikki Bella is months away from a return

Rip in piece wwe divas division
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>>847877
>HHH tries to take credit for Regal's work while simultaneously trying to bury him even on Breaking Ground
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>>847890

There would be no NXT without HHH
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>>847883
I like your style bro.
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>>847900
Is that his finisher?
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>>847832
Reasonable-ish:
>Christian returns in late 20s spot to a huge pop. Mad gamble but the hype would be real if they don't fuck up his then upcoming reign.
>Dolph Ziggler winning from #1 or #2 spot. WWE may not like it, but Ziggler has been a consistent favourite in recen rumbles so him winning would be hype and very safe.

Not Happening:
>Daniel Bryan return
>Kurt Angle from SPECIFICALLY the #2 Spot. #1 contestant's face shows the same shock as the crowd.

Ideal Returns/One-off appearances:
>Shelton Benjamin.
>MVP
>Carlito
>Jeff Hardy (if he's not meth'd out)
>STAND BACK! There's a Hurricane comin' through (probably a HUGE pop into an INSTANT elimination)
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>>847901
At one point it was I think he may be doing something else now.
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>>847890
>>847898
The NXT to be had with HHH would not be good with the absence of Regal.

Captcha: 1 2 3
Two sides of the same coin, my friends.
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>>847903
>>847903
both above returns are too smark and lel worth but the returns are reasonable
>shelton
vince still likes the guy didnt leave on bad terms in good shape
>mvp
same as above.
>carlito
he wants to get paid and WWE didnt want to play ball so the paid ADR instead.
>hurricane
that seems out of left field unless its near his hometown and no the pop wouldnt be huge it would be decent though.
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>>847903
Shelton is busy invading Noah.
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>>847879
Just for that? Nigga i see and experience that everyday of my life. You people are truly beta. I can tell you never leave your house or have a gf or friends. The show sucks, it's worse than total divas.
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>>847903
>Hurricane
They could have him help out neville since he's supposed to be a superhero too

>Neville is alone and getting beat up by some heels, probably stardust and his goons
>Neville is getting pummeled maggle!
>Hurricanes music hits to a huge pop
>Comes into the ring and stare off with heels
>This is awesome!
>Neville gets up and they team up and eliminate the heels
>Then they stare off with each other
>This is awesome!
>Beeg wakes up (he was in the ring the whole time sleeping) and eliminates both with one hand each
>BOOOOOO
rate it
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>>847915
>this is awesome chants
Fuck off full sail cunt
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>>847917
Hey I don't like them either but you know that's what you're going to get.
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>>847903
>Christian returns in late 20s spot to a huge pop
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Breaking ground is so fucking weird

All this talk about people's actual lives but they still use their wwe names
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>>847634
Did your delusional ass forget his title run made the ratings drop like never before.
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>>847921
>have champ
>RAW is bad in every segment
>champ booked like an afterthought
>blame the champ

The reality is that nobody in WWE is a draw now, fucking orton's never been a draw and he's still an eternal top heel
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>>847920

It's a weird show
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>>847922
Cena and Punk were the only draws since all the old fucks and the cripples retired in 10 and 11
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>>847926
I like the PR part

WWE IS SERIOUS ABOUT CONCUSSIONS
THE RIGOROUS NXT CONCUSSION PROTOCOL
WWE WILL NOT LET CONCUSSED WRESTLERS PERFORM
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>>847927
Woops, meant to reply to the breaking ground talk
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>>847925
Totally lost it when Canyon Semen introduced himself
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>>847915
>Neville for Super Hero In Training
>Whole angle is based on Hurricane mentoring Neville despite Neville being better than Hurricane
>Cruiserweight Title is brought back now that we have some decent contenders for it.
or
>Neville and Hurricane become Tag Team champion and Hurricane finally "graduates" Neville from SHIT to Sidekick. Cue Neville being offended by being considered a "Sidekick' and fighting Hurricane.
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>>847832
HHH. Seems obvious to me. That's the title match at 'Mania.
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>>847832

No one else because as the slammys made evident, the company invests more in part timers than the people who slave around for 300+ days on the road.

My choice would be Big E though.
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>>847903
>Ziggler winning
>reasonable

BUT THAT'S WRONG YOU FUCKING BRONY
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>>847935
>ratings in dire straights
>HHH, the biggest draw of the attitude era, laces up his boots and enters and wins the royal rumble to main event what will be the greatest Wrestlemania of all time
Based Triple H
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>>847935

>HHH
>Being in the rumble match

"No"
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>>847940
Stop.
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>>847903
>>847903
>Ziggler
>winning
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>>847931
I hate him so much

A fucking volleyball player whining about promos not reflecting the actual person
Like fucking wrestlers don't use characters
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>As noted here over the weekend, several WWE Superstars are not going to be working Tuesday’s Smackdown tapings because WWE is pulling double duty and having two shows the same night in different locations. The same concept is for Monday, as WWE will also have two shows with one being in Brooklyn for RAW and a WWE Live Event in Allentown, Pennsylvania.

>The following Superstars are being advertised for the Live Event in Allentown: Kane, Dolph Ziggler, Bray Wyatt, Erick Rowan, Luke Harper, Braun Strowman, Tyler Breeze, Tommy Dreamer, The Dudley Boyz, Paige and Charlotte.
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>>847951
Tomorrow's show is a must watch episode of RAW.
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>>847946 (you)
>>847939 (you)
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>>847951
Why are they doing this? I'm for it because that means RAW will have a based card but I'd still like to know.
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>>847954

Yeah Cena and Vince but it's interesting they have other people doing a house show while RAW airs. Are they really that pressed for money?
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>>847951
>2hours of the show will concist of Roman cutting promos.

JUST.
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>>847832
>santino mrella wins RR
>reigns goes over at maina
>next one goes over bork lornor
>rollins comes back for summerslam
>crossfit jesus is champ again
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>>847959
SAVE.
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>>847959

RATINGS
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>>847940
>*biggest draw of all time

fixed
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>>847957
They do that all the time every year, It's just business as usual.
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>Mfw Sting vs. Triple H was nominated in the top 5 matches of the year in 2015.
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>>847969
it's up there
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>>847969
>Reminder that he won funniest segment of 2015.
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>>847970

Yeah in the top 200 for sure Hunter.
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>>847972
what do you think should have been in its spot
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>>847973

About 200 better matches I've seen this year that weren't slugfests. It was the only match nominated from mania, suggesting it was the best match of the show when it most definitely wasn't. HHH vs. Bryan for MOTY in 2014 made more sense than that retirement home fiasco. Cena vs. Cesaro, Rollins vs. Cena, even the NXT women matches were way better.
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>>847629
>the steiner brothers aren't in the wwe hall of fame
>the bushwackers are
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>>847957
>thinking wwe isnt rolling in money
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>>847981
stocks have dropped hard

Vince isn't even a billionaire now
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>>847981

>Le lose 300 million dollars in one day man
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>>847980
>Demolition isn't in the Hall of Fame
>The Freebirds aren't in the Hall of Fame
>The Bushwhackers are
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>>847982
I'm not gonna repeat myself so I'm just gonna call you a retard.
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>>847982
Vince stopped being a billionaire when he paid for Linda's senatorial run. Wasn't it like 100 million or some crazyass number like that?
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>>847983
Vince actually made back his money and when they got to 1 Million network subscribers they were breaking even so now they're actually making a profit from the network
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>>847986
his net worth is actually 1.12 Billion right now
>non of us will even make a fraction of that
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>>847951
These fucking people never get a break, do they?
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>>847951
>More team extreme jobbers vs Wyatts
>Dolph Ziggler vs Tyler Breeze round 40
>Paige vs Charlotte
I feel sorry for those attending that live event. At least some underutilized people might get used this week.

Right?
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How could anybody hate this man?
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>>848006

He's shit in the ring and on mic
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>>848004
I hope Heath Slater gets to fight, he needs a little push.
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Apparently Ric is on Raw tomorrow. But if Charlotte is working the live event I can't imagine why he'd be there. They never appear without each other anymore.
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>>848007
Cesaro is shit on the mic. Do you hate him? Clearly you're just a fat neckbeard smark who hates someone just because they remind you of your high school bully.
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>>848011

He's good in ring though
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>>848010
to put over roman or perhaps the first HOFer will be announced?
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>>848006
>he got your eyes
Christ
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>>848013
he cant tell a story like Ryback

in all fairness, few can
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>>848016

Ryback get off /asp/ or ask Vince to give us back /sp/
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>>848002

That's why being a pro-wrestler is the worst job on earth.
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>>848010
Cena's going for his record
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>>848014
>yfw Roman is inducted this year
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IY60wbTotIc

>/asp/ tries to find a date
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>>847951
that house show sounds like crap other than the GOAT harper
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>>847832
> Dean Ambrose turns heel to hype up a Wrestlemania match

I think Hardy might really come back this one. I actually like'd his TNA storylines.
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christ he is a gigantic queer
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>>848029
you mad he met he met the love of his life?
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>>848022
is that bryan and vinny brent?
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>>848011
I like when people complain about mic work while the 2 biggest part timers don't speak, the us champ hasn't spoken in a single promo for almost 2 months and the most over woman in NXT doesn't even speak english.

I think the best thing WWE can do with him is give him the IC title, make Owens persuit the US title again, give him a good stable of mid-carders/nxt promotions to rival him.
Cesaro VS Orton/Ziggler/Hitami/Zain/Kalisto/O'Neil
Give him like a 6 month run against these guys for PPVs, call up Apollo Crews to bury him and get Apollo instantly over.
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>>848022
not a lot of jews out here in seattle

lots of asians though
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how'd your team do today /wwe/

>steelers
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>>848016

the only story Ryback can tell is getting gassed after the 1 minute mark
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>>848038
>Ravens
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>>848038
>pats
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>>848038
>cowboys
at least wrestlemania is at cowboys stadium.
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>>848044
Cowboys should relocate to LA.
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>>848043
at least you're going to the playoffs, bruv
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>>848038
>giants
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>>848043
>pats
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>>847832
Undertaker
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>>847832
Vince McMahon. The only way ratings will go up.
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>>847991
If you make any money, you'll actually make a fraction of that.
get a fucking job.
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>>848055
>Broken down old man
no
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>>848044
somebody better get stunnered
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>His favorite superstar is under 6 feet
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>Finisher is a kick
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>playing wwe2k16
>win MitB my first year
>game doesn't want me to cash in so they keep the title matches as triple threats or gimmick matches I can't cash in on
>you also can't cash in if you have an ongoing rivalry
>Seth keeps running in on my matches every month
>Mark Henry randomly attacks me on the way to the ring
>Big Show, once my tag team partner, is no longer speaking to me
>Authority outraged that I still end all my matches by attacking my opponent with the ring steps
>pretty sure MitB is the next ppv

am I going to lose my briefcase?
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>>848029
>>847970
Triple H vs. Sting was a fucking terrible match, in every way.
Why would Sting be so glad to see the nWo black and white come to his aid? Are we just suppose to forget 1997?
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>>848074
>Are we just suppose to forget 1997
yes because he joined the NWO wolfpac with who? hall and nash.
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>>848078
That's why I said nWo black and white...
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>>848072
>Big Show being bipolar
I'm amazed at the realism desu
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>>848072
Yes, cash in at RAW or Smackdown
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>>848044
>>848061
>Reigns comes out the first 2 minutes
>tears ACL
>out for 6 months
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>>848038
>Saints
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>>847832
HHH entering himself last and using the league of jobbers to eliminate everyone. They could do it, but HHH should not be in the WM main event, unless they make it first match again like Bryan and winner faces Cena/Bork in the ME.

Ambrose winning then turning heel but they've put the IC belt on Ambrose now, so I don't see that happening.

Taker I guess, but he shouldn't be main eventing WM.

That's about it.

Really Cena or Brock is the right choice.
>>
Look in my eyeeeees
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>>848109
>HHH should not be in the WM main event

"HHH should not be but he is" is the highlight of his entire career
>>
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>>848118

Is working for the WWE the worst job in the world?
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>>848006
Never knew he was a manchild.
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>>848125

You didn't? He posts him playing with toys all the time
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>>848133

His gf is hot
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>>848118
>mfw Kenzi_ferraro
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>>848151
hes the based guy so im not surprised
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>>848070
>not liking Sweet Chin Music
>>
I'm 80lbs
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>>848202
eat brie eat
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>>848173
There's SCM and then there's the shitty version that every other guy does now
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>>848206
> he thinks HBK invented superkicks

18+
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>>848207
Who used one as a finisher before him?
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>>848207
an 18 year old wouldn't know any other superkick users either actually
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>>848207
>making shit up
I implied that his superkick is unique and stands apart from all others, not that he invented it.
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Will they ever make a promo package as good as this one again?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsX1ATcyQxU
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>>848208
Chris Adams

Also a bunch of tag teams used it as a signature in the 80s
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>>848213
>Lil Naitch's reaction
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>>848213
Not on purpose
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>>848215
England wins again
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>>848207
Nice try no one tuned up the band before hbk
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>>848222
Your mum sucked off the whole band before HBGay
Thats why he lost his smile ;_;
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Who watching BOLA 2015 here?
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>>848229
> watching eBOLA
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>dat Mandrews vs. Ospreay match

Good match. Too bad you people will never watch anything good.
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>>848233
> not watching one of the best tournaments of the year

18+
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>>848239
> outlaw power rangers fight sequence
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