Who /christmas nostalgia/ here?
first for real wrestling in NJPW and not shitty wwe
First for NJPW > WWE
>>845697
Who are these no talent hacks?
>>845697
Yeah man those are some pretty cool stomps
First for objectively hottest diva in pro-wrestling history.
>>845697
Man you know something sucks when your most over wrestler looks like a faggot.
FAUGH
AH
BALLLLAAHHHHHHH
>>845709
How long did his title reign last?
>i only watch WWE
>>845697
>Slaps and stomps
>Real wrestling
wew lad, I bet you're the type to chant this is wrestling when divas wrestle
>>845712
Didn't you start a njpw general and it only got 3 replies just from you? No one is ever gonna like this crap. Get out of here.
>>845712
Is that guy a jobber?
>2015
>kane in your main event and the authority angle still alive
great product you have there wwe
>>845712
Omg such a cool knee im totally going to check out njpweeb now
>>845697
That is the most effeminate stamping i have ever seen
>>845707
Wrong
> people are going to unironically reply to the /sp/ b8er with his tired old b8
>>845720
Im glad its 2015 and i STILL have Kane around.
>>845697
Nakamura is literally at comedy jobber level both in terms of skill and gimmick
Watching RAW and Smackdown then watched 99 RAW crowds wtf happened?
Crowds today are literal dead. Every once in a while you get dumbass this is awesome chants thats it. Like i dont want chants i want people to be excited. Fucking cheer for your man its part of the fucking show. WWE isnt half as good when you just sit and watch doing nothinv.
>>845707
>>845725
Double wrong
>>845735
Nope
Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal
>>845737
>That face
I love stacy but at least pick a good picture lad.
>>845741
>Complains about face
>Posts that
>he is spending his christmas morning discussing a children's tv show on an anime image board
kek
>>845744
>Implying there's anything wrong with trish's face
>>845711
22 days
>>845745
>anime board
Where?
>>845749
>Champ for just 3 RAWs
;_;
>wanted to get blackout drunk today but instead forced to clean a flooded basement
Fuck this holiday
>>845745
I know you didn't get any gifts this year cause no one loves you so here's a pity (you)
Merry Christmas my /sp/erg friend! :-D
>>845745
>christmas morning
Try again pal
>>845755
Here's another (you) my lonely friend
miss the swedebro lads
Merry Christmas, guys. I hope none of you are spending it in this shithole too.
>>845765
Flag gimmicks were best gimmicks
>40 posts
>17 posters
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>this cucked off /sp/
Will New Day split up soon?
>>845777
You stupid nigger, fuck you, I hate peoples like you do much, I hope you die drowned on your on cum
>Regarding Roman Reigns winning the WWE World Heavyweight Title, there is often a lot of jealousy when officials pick certain talents to be the top guy when others believe they are more deserving but that is not the case with Reigns.
>According to The Wrestling Observer Newsletter, most WWE talents like Reigns and were very happy for him when he won the title on RAW. This says a lot as far as Reigns being nice to everyone and getting along with the crew.
Reigns is here to stay lads, haters can fuck off to >>>/outlelwrestling/
>>845787
BASED
>>845787
Everybody already knew we were looking at 10 years of super Reigns to replace super Cena as soon as he won the belt
>Haitch/Reigns will be the main event of WM32
JUST
>>845792
FUCK
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1451007549247.webm
A+ commentary
A+ storyline
A+ wrestlers
A+ main event
A+ chairshot
>>845794
HBK was so good at selling
>>845787
Mainly because he's not a Haitch cuck
>>845799
Haitch specifically said Roman was a project of his on Austin's podcast.
>>845800
>Haitch is just as bad as Vince if not worse
>Another 40 years of these two
RIP WWE
Who is best seller these day
>>845807
dolph
>>845807
Obligatory Dolph Ziggler mention. Brock is good at selling when he actually does it. Sasha is great too, especially when it comes to suplexes.
will based ryback ever be wwe champ?
>>845807
Haitch, he sold that chairshot at the back in TLC like a champ.
>>845814
Yes
>>845814
ryback 19 time world champ
kevin obese owens 1 time heavyweight champ
>>845814
Most likely, however it will probably be a short lived one like Sheamus recent reign.
>>845807
Orton or Ziggy
>>845814
No, he's dumb as fuck.
>>845818
agreed
>>845787
Truly he is the future GOAT
>>845807
Roman Reigns
Why wasn't TTTT done in front of actual troops this year? How the heck is it any different from a regular show if it's just in some arena?
>>845787
BASED ROMAN
>>845835
Don't be so unpatriotic. Fuck off to Afganistan if you hate America so much.
>>845839
How about you fuck off to a school and gain some reading comprehension first?
>>845840
How about showing some respect for the red white & blue and the values of our great nation.
>>845789
Roman is like 30, he won't be even close to Randy's or Dwayne's title count
>>845846
He's on 2, isn't the rock on 7 or 8
>>845846
>he won't be even close to Randy's or Dwayne's title count
I pity the fool who thinks this. He's 3 years into his career and already a 2 time champ.
>>845850
> implying that Vince isn't going to keep the belt on Reigns for at least 435 days
>referring to current WWE talents by their former ring names
>>845861
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yl5GkLaDYGY
merry christmas
>>845863
pretty good promo
HLR and a merry christmas to you to friend
merry christmas /wwe/. /asp/iecucks can go fuck themselves
>>845866
Merry Christmas ZaynOwensMark. Looking forward to a new year of making fun of your fave Hopefully he wins the big one (no pun intended) this year ;)
>>845867
cheers m8
>irish wrestler
>WE WUZ CELTICS N SHIT
when will this meme end?
>>845807
The best aspect of Dean Ambrose is his flawless collection of "this fucking hurts" faces.
I got back into wrestling about a year ago after a long ass break. One of the first matches I saw had Dean in it and he legit made me Google how fake wrestling was.
I was pretty damn certain wrestling was fake and Dean made me question that, which is why he's still one of my favorites despite being extra sloppy.
>>845814
I'd like to think my "Fix Ryback" thread inspired this recent uprising of Ryback posts in the general.
Unleash The Ryback
>>845898
Well he is CZW alumni so he's had plenty of practice with actually getting injured
>>845902
He's not quite alumni yet, he's just on a long break.
Have an A+ christmas or holidays /wwe/
>>845910
u da man sef
>>845910
u da man sef
>>845807
Brock. Seth is also good.
>>845899
Lol fuck off
>>845915
WE MISS ROLLINS
>>845866
Merry christmas JCMZOMark me old mate, dont eat too much today lad
Why did Ricky Dragon Steamboat where a krottie gi? He never did krotie moves? Why didn't Steamboat and Tugboat form a tagteam?
>>845877
>arab wrestler
>WE WAZ MARTYRS N SHIET
>japanese wrestler
>WE WUZ SAMURAIS N SHIET
>black wrestler
>WE WUZ KANGZ N RAPPERZ N SHIET
>mexican wrestler
>WE WAZ LUCHAZ N SHIET
>russian wrestler
>WE WUZ BRUTAL N SHIET
>canadian wrestler
>WE WAZ KEKZ N SHIET
Meme'd.
>the state of this general
>>845692
Who else /all alone watching old WWE/ this Christmas morning?
>>845944
This is literally my first Christmas alone. At least last year my ex was still living here. Now I cant see my family because no license, ex is gone, etc. Merry christmas my doubledoubleE bros.
>>845944
I'm in Canada watching WWE Network free preview. Its a lot of jerking off of HHH. They make such a big deal about him and DX invading WCW on the tank. They never ever show the only funny part which is when they asked fans how much they paid for their tickets
>>845946
That's cool I guess. I'm watching WM 20 myself
>mfw Donald Trump giving his endorsement for Jessie Ventura '08
>he is spending his christmas morning discussing a children's tv show on an anime image board
kek
>>845957
>hes spending his christmas shitposting the same thing multiple times on a japanese porn imageboard
>>845957
Yes...and apparently so are you...
>>845960
>you post this last night
>i sleep, wake up and youre still here
So you actually were here all day? kek
>>845960
Ok then see ya tomorrow again I guess :)
Post your xmas haul /wwe/ bros
Still waiting for that elusive Wrestlemania Moments Bret Hart doe ;_;
>>845964
What exactly do mean by xmas hauls? Gifts from friends & family or just stuff you bought for yourself during the xmas season...;_;
>>845964
what kind of queer buys wrestling merch?
>>845968
the bret hart guy.
>>845971
>everyone lives in the same timezone
Benoit yourself
>>845972
>He's not freedom
Ha what a kek
>>845974
you know, technically this is the real life.
internet is part of this thing we know as real life.
its a real person on the other end.
>>845974
> who's
*whose
Ive been talking to braindead ameridumbs too long
So was Dbry's WM 30 run supposed to be a clone/reboot of Beniot's WM 20 or was it just coincidence?
>>845975
Ok
If i knew your physical manifestation and not just some words and personaility on a screen then id have got you something pham
>>845978
oh im not that guy.
i actually have freinds and family to give me gifts.
>>845977
Well he did give homage to him by using some of his moves so maybe he gave homage by having an amazing WM moment and then fucking off from the main event
>>845973
>americunts still think theyre free
>>845973
>America
>Freedom
Top cuck.
http://www.engadget.com/2015/12/18/house-senate-pass-budget-with-cisa/
>you will never watch daniel bryan take a big fat hornswoggle sized vegan shit into brie's mouth
>>845988
Is the bus seat sniffing retard back?
>>845988
>the bellas are in to scat
Weirdest backstage rumour ever tbqh
You now remember the snake charmer segment.
>>846006
No I don't
>>846013
Consider yourself fortunate.
>>845964
>2015
>wearing nike trainers
the state of bretchav
>>845866
Can we start calling him Koko now?
>>846006
Luckily most people don't because they stopped watching Smackdown in 2011.
>>845964
>action figures
>>846039
Normally I would disagree, but Jakks put out some terrible WWE figures towards the end of their run.
They were all basic repaints at triple the price.
>>846015
Shut up nerd
Airmax 95s are and always will be a timeless classic you tasteless cunt
>>846041
2bh the figure is absolutely terrible, bret looks like a boss eyed chyna
Il post a close up later tonight when im home
When are the WWE gonna get rid of gimmick PPVs? They're almost always shit and ruin any chance of gimmick matches feeling special or hype. The only yearly match they should have is MITB but at WM.
>>846050
What about the rumblelad?
>>846046
Nah they're for chav cunts that wear tracksuits and live off of benefits tbqh
>>846051
Forgot about that because they've been shit for the past 3-4 years my bad
>>846050
WWE doesn't care.
There has been maybe one good Elimination Chamber since they made it a PPV.
Why do you people still watch this shit?
>>846059
That could be a GOAT tier roster if the booking was good and they all had good characters tbqh
>>846050
>Elimination Chambers will never be special again
>>846060
That's the thing, even if the booking was good, they have HORRIBLE non-redeeming characters that you can't even give a shit about them.
>>845964
That's pathetic. A grown ass man buying action figures and wrestling gear. Benoit yourself.
>>846059
If ANY of those fuckers, minus Cena of course, were to die today, NO ONE (besides the smarks that pretend to care) would miss them.
>>846052
> chavs
Pls, they are rudeboy trainers aka the kicks of the evolved form of rich chav
These are the premium 2 weeks worth of dole model and if i see you on the street im taking your bus money then im leaving their imprint on your nose
>>846059
Cena is literally perfection. He transcends mortality. He is the very opposite of cancer.
>>846060
>GOAT tier roster
Goat tier is right, especially if Daniel Bryan was still wrestling.
>>846059
Cena is the GOAT, randy orton also alright. The rest can die any day and no one would give a shit.
Randy Orton is the most overrrated shit ever.
>>846059
>When he outgrew his legend killer persona, he outgrew any compelling personality
>Great, underused as a heel. Garbage, oversaturated as a face
>Hey guys, I know we have fifty big guys on the roster, let's push this guy though. At least he's amusing on the mic.
>Hating on Ziggler. Oh shit, what are you doing, Niggler?
>Keep him at mid-card as a gatekeeper.
>Rhodes was great, Stardust is not.
>Never again... unfortunately
>He'll only look like a PUNK Bitch if he comes back.
>You right.
>>845787
>smarks
yo yo yo yo pop a 40 and check your rollies
So what'd you faggots get for Christmas?
>>846087
Xbone and some games
>>846087
warm clothes and some nice candy.
>the miz will never be wwe champion again
why even live bros?
>>846093
>why even live bros
You answered this in your post :^)
He will be if Reigns, Sheamus, Cena and Del Rio get injured in the next month or two.
>>846095
Nah they'll give it to Beeg in that case
>>846093
>people look back fondly on the Miz in the main event
>>846093
apparently that christmas movie sold well and the airings had good ratings
i just want to say happy christmas to everyone in the world
>>846101
:3
>>846087
A new computer and some new clothes
>>845712
Hey, I've seen divas do that move before
>>846101
You too, my friend.
>>846107
haha that ref going into business for himself she should have got into his face
>>846069
Too bad he can't share that gift with the make a wish kids, eh?
>>845944
right here
>>846114
He is sharing it by ferrying them off to heaven with a five knuckle shuffle ensuring that they will transcend their mortal shell and living forever with jesus.
>>846087
$50 Walmart giftcard
>>846093
Miz is shit. He should be a midcard heel at best
>>846041
>buy a deluxe aggression Shawn Michaels
>it's bigger than all my mattel figures
Still looks cool tho
>>846087
Undies and a knife sharpening kit
>>846125
They need to change the whole announcing crew.
I know it's wishful thinking, but here's who I'd put in commentary if I were Vince, had the money and the product
Xavier Woods with Austin and Joey Styles
>>846136
>Xavier as the heel announcer
>Austin on announcing with him.
Holy shut how have I not known how GOAT that would be? Now I'm sad it will never happen.
>>846136
I'd put in Mauro Ranallo, Bas Rutten and Joey Styles
>>846140
Did Ranallo appear on Smackdown yet?
>>846136
Put Renee back on
>>846136
>not based Corey Graves as the heel commentator
>>846073
>>When he outgrew his legend killer persona, he outgrew any compelling personality
>Implying
Punt/legacy Orton was dope.
>>846143
Corey Graves could have been CM Punk 2.0.
Too bad he was even more fragile than that cunt.
>>845733
Damn millennials
>>846142
Renee slurs too much. I like her, she looks good, but imagine her live during 3 hours. She'd speak like Flair by 10. She barely manages to do the PPV panels without fucking up once every intervention.
>>846143
Corey Graves looks like a huge pussy, which is one of the problem with WWE commentary right now.
Byron, Cole, Tom Philips, they're all huge pussies. I don't want to see some fucking retard talk like a fag over a good match. I want someone with character. JBL has some character (he acts kinda cowardly now though, which is shit), JR had character, Styles had character, Lawler had character (sounds like a pervy uncle though, he always did though), T has some character.
>>845733
This exactly.
People wonder why no one likes NXT crowds and brits, it's because they just chant bullshit and try to distract from matches instead of actually hyping the matches and segments.
Its one thing if the segment/match is shit, then do what you want to let WWE know its shit.
But singing for your babyface when they're getting pummeled? You take away from whats going on, boo the heel instead or do an appropriate chant for the babyface.
>>846149
Brit crowds are literally the best you pleb
>>846157
Found the bong who stays up till 4 am
>>846157
Shut up Muhammah
>Cena's Christmas gift to everyone is his return on raw
Truly the GOAT
>>846163
No, the GOAT would have to be the technical ring worker Bryan Danielson. He knows workrate, he doesn't get gassed and he has that in-ring psychology unlike Roman Lames who was picked by Vince "Out of Touch" McMahon just so he could bury Bryan.
>not watching NJPW
>not watching ROH
>not watching TNA
>>846148
>Corey Graves looks like a huge pussy
Go Fuck yourself, he's the only young commentator that doesn't look like a fucking geek.
>>846168
The only thing Corey Graves wouldn't look like a geek in is gay porn
>>846168
He doesn't sound like a beta cunt either like byron.
I think he's really nice to listen to on commentary, his voice is just right for a heel commentator.
>>846168
>a hipster-looking fembot that appears sexually confused is somehow better than a geek
the biggest problems right now with the commentary are Lawler and Cole.
Cole is bearable when someone is yeling at him to do his job better, but Lawler is just the drizzliest of shits nowadays.
JBL is great, Byron knows when to shut the fuck up, and Graves is the best commentator they have right now.
>>846168
JARVIS SOLID
*CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*
JARVIS SOLID
>>846175
>JBL is great
When he first returned he was, now he's become shit.
It's not really the guys themselves that are the problem, it's the puppet masters in gorilla position.
>>846179
he still has golden lines every show, and he puts people over.
>>846180
Who has he put over recently?
I can only think of him burying the fuck out of guys like the ascension of doom.
>>846181
puts owens over all the time.
>>846175
If they had a decent product and let him talk as un PG as he wanted maybe he wouldn't be as bored and shitty as he is now. If he could go back to being the weird pervy guy during the diva matches they would be 100 times better.
>>846181
He puts KO over every single match he's in.
>>846182
Yeah he's pretty good at bringing up wrestlers accomplishments including outside WWE.
>>846175
I reckon Lawler is the bearable one for the most part, Cole is just a dick hole that even the WWE staff despise.
Put bas rutten on like another anon suggested
>Look at Cesaro's uppercut what the fuck is that shit, a move he uses to fist his husband?
>in fact I'm getting in that ring right now to cut off his face with a rusty spoon, FUCK YOU AND YOUR GOOFY FACE
>>846188
Lawlor single handedly ruins Smack down every week.
>>846193
>Watching smackdown
>>846195
>watching
>mfw I realize BMJ will be back within days
it truly is the most wonderful time of the year
>>846199
>watch
>>846193
>watching smackdown
>>846203
Doesn't matter when all he'll be doing is facing Del Rio and the focus will still be on Reigns beating up 4 guys on his own again.
>>846207
>Reigns beating up 4 guys on his own again.
>Be WWE
>Have no survivor series match with any sort of build up
>Have one man go over a stable all on his own
>Book Wyatts vs. Kane and Taker
>Kane and Taker beat up all 4 members of the wyatt family then ask for a 2 v 2 match
>Go home show to SS was a divas contract signing
This year has been a disaster
>>846210
>This year has been a disaster
It had its moments
>>846167
>>846168
Found the faggot
>>846212
Bad outweigh the good
>>846158
>>846161
>americlaps bootyblasted they aren't even the best crowd in their own fake sport
>>846217
Took you long enough to think of that Nigel.
aight, which of these two gentlemen is a bad ass wrestler, and which one is a wrestling podcast host?
>>846217
Go to bed snaggletooth
>>846224
I never bothered listening to their podcast, I just imagine Eric is the most annoying smark in existence.
>>846217
Yeah Canadian crowds are the best
>>846232
hes smarky, but he aint annoying.
makes brilliant points about stuff thats wrong with shit.
>>846235
>League of Nations was formed after SS
Which was beyond stupid to do
>>846235
bullshit.
>>846237
It was obviously a last minute idea they went with judging from the formation of it
>post yfw Cena returns as a heel now that Roman is the top face
>>846241
>there are people who still spout this nonsense
>>846108
why is the boss so QT?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqpWCdBblCw
undertaker return must see footage
lel, paiges mom is posting on her Instagram because of swede
>>846261
again?
>>846261
Fuck her and her pikey family tbqh
>>846252
>Dalvinder Singh Sandhu
>he is spending his christmas FRIDAY NIGHT discussing a children's tv show on an anime image board
KEK
>Smackdown is interrupting The Twilight Zone marathon on the 31st
Fuck you /asp/ies.
Sincerely,
/tv/
>>846291
>not using 4chan's auto post feature to set up your shitposts weeks in advance
I've had the posts pre set for weeks. I'm at dinner with my family right now faggot.
>>846292
Sure you are you lonely ass virgin.
>>846287
don't blame us we don't like smackdown either
>>846294
Well /tv/ hates all television and film so I guess that makes sense.
Sup faggots? You get any good gifts from your mommies or do they just ignore the failure of a man child that resides in the basement?
>>846296
Finish your dinner Nigel. No electronics allowed at the table.
>>846296
got a new super soaker
if only i had a camera i could brag to those airsoft faggots
Cammy is a qt3.14
>>846296
I am 19 years of age. I am not a child. I don't receive gifts for Christmas. If you receive gifts for Christmas, you are not allowed to be browsing this board.
>61 posters