Mrs. Foley's baby boy bringing gifts to all the little jimmies, marks, and smarks alike.
Merry Christmas lads.
Keep it to one general, WWEeb
>>845155
General reached bump limit you fuck
Raise your horns for the A+ player
Get well, Sef. Ur da man.
^:)
>>845155
>Nakamura still on /alphaspee/ crying about WWE threads like a bitch nigga
>>845167
More like that pls. Everyone share your best divas gifs and webbums. Spread some holiday cheer :)
>>845156
Don't tell me you retards actually start a new thread as soon as you hit bump limit, and not when your threads are about to 404. And you guys wonder why no one likes you autists.
>>845160
NXMeme London was absolute shite
Also JJ is better than Gable
>>845187
We dont care
This is our board now, if you dont like it then hop skip pham
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zz7Zlgdu9V0
Is he right?
>>845191
He is but Gable is more over
>>845153
>>845173
>All the real doctors have cleared him to wrestle again,
no they have cleared him for physical activity the NFL doctors you know the ones that are getting blasted from a movie and numerous lawsuits about concussions cleared him, the ACTUAL wrestling doctor has not.
> because of bad publicity should something go wrong.
thats probably WWEs call dont blame them, they dont want to be the company if bryan gets severely injured or even worse than that. But the doctor who clears him to wrestle would also be screwed if something happened.
If he goes back to the indies only he and perhaps the promoter would be the ones that would held liable.
>>845187
>Calling others autists when he spergs about threads as if they are an finite resource
wew lad go back to your containment thread, this is my house
>>845197
Why though? He's ok but JJ is much better
>>845172
BRIE MODE
>>845203
WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH
>>845201
Ask the NXT crowds they all have shit opinions and love shit like Tyler Breeze and look how he turned out after moving up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEWtvMXUqoU
>>845212
fucking Jag Thidh
>>845211
NXT crowds are absolutely shit. Always trying to get themselves over with stupid chants.
What should I watch on the network lads?
>>845215
every other diva got btfo'd by nikki desu
>>845215
>2:36
>I find that generally I have a body like a young boy
LMAO RENEEFAGS ARE LITERALLY GAY
Remember when WWE forced Bryan to do a promo the night after Wrestlemania 28, telling fans to stop doing the 'yes' chant?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rR-QKx3llgg
This is why WWE doesn't take fans seriously.
>>845226
I don't see the problem. Heath Slater is an entertaining guy who does his job well. I'd rather he be the jobber on Raw than barret, stardust, or the ascension
>>845223
>they tried to give the YES CHANT to Big Show
>they tried to put Big Show in DBry's spot as the Anti-Authority figure
>>845223
That lead to team Hell No so it was for the best
>>845230
>turned him heel to try to stop his momentum
>claimed it was to get fans to cheer him more
>>845235
Heel Bryan was gold during his WHC run tbqh
>>845239
I'm talking about Daniel Wyatt.
>>845232
Team hell no was so based, that helped bryan turn the tide.
>>845201
because hes got a catchphrase and had more charisma, jordan is getting there finally.
>>845240
I still want to see Bryan's official Wyatt outfit, we only got to see the furry boots
>>845240
shit don't even remember this happened
>>845198
>the NFL doctors you know the ones that are getting blasted from a movie and numerous lawsuits about concussions cleared him, the ACTUAL wrestling doctor has not.
The ACTUAL wrestling doctor is getting blasted from the same movie
>>845240
lel forgot about that terrible shit, why the Wyatts haven't kidnapped and converted anyone since is beyond me, it's actually a good concept.
You now remember how annoying Paige was on tough enough
>in b4 hurr you got worked
>>845256
>getting worked by based slag
>>845262
>being a real life cunt is being worked
>>845262
i want to smell her asshole after she takes a shit
>>845263
>Implying you didn't get worked into voting a talentless ring rat in
Just man up and admit it, I got worked too bruh.
>>845256
yeah she was annoying
you still got worked
>>845265
I want you to drink bleach but we all can't get what we want.
>>845263
>believing tough enough isn't scripted
o i am laffin
>>845269
nice edge fag. Its the holidays..lighten the fuck up retard
>>845271
You asked for it by liking something he doesn't like desu.
>>845271
>I wanna eat shit xD
>Gets upset when he gets told to off himself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=taDoXMrk6i0
>>845270
>I've been wrestling since the womb
>Scripted
She said the same story on Austin's podcast and it was even more ludicrous.
>>845273
I wanna sniff her backside perfume not eat her shit you fucking idiot.
Learn the differences. Merry christmas to you too faggot
>>845266
>he actually voted
kek
How do people know she's a ring rat anyway? Solid 7.5/10
>>845276
I hope you got a noose tbqh
>>845277
>Not voting and having fun bantering with others over whom they voted for
I bet people just love being around you, the life of the party.
>paige actually thinks shes a great veteran with fountains of knowledge
>>845278
i hope your mom gets raped by niggers you miserable cunt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuMf8zucWJg
>>845281
>Been wrestling in me dad's wrestling promotion with me brothers since I was twelve, I'm a ten year veteran
>>845244
was literally two weeks since the yes chant got onto football games and shit and vince realised it was a shot at the mainstream yet he had his yesman not yessing
>>845279
>he has "friends" that sit around voting on tough enough contestants and then "banter" about who they voted for afterwards
Man that's so much fun I wish I was that outgoing and crazy!
>>845282
>Being this upset cause your scat fetish got btfo
You're one unstable cunt ain't ya buddy?
>I wanna eat poopies please accept my fetish
Wanker.
>>845275
Clearly a figure of speech referring to her mum wrestling while preggers. I don't see what's so ridiculous about that story. Some women don't realise they're pregnant until later on. It happens.
Tough enough has elements of realism, sure, but you're silly if you think they're allowed to go off and say what they want or act how they want. Jericho has even said that the 'judging' on NXT was bs and that their opinions were worthless. I doubt tough enough is much different.
>>845287
sorry im a patrician and youre a simplistic normie cuck
i rule you. faggot. get rekt
>>845249
desu they tried it with Bryan - two weeks later he broke free
tried it with Taker and Kane - two weeks later they get buried
doesn't seem very fullproof
>>845282
>trying to act high and mighty while saying shit like that
Literally a tumblrina
>>845292
literally a fartcuck
eat a homeless mans diarrhea idiot
>>845288
NXT: The Game Show was nothing like Tough Enough though
>>845296
AND CONSIDER YOURSELF DESTROYED!!
You're the same guy from yesterday aren't you? Hi.
>>845288
Lol if Tough Enough is so scripted then Bryan must be working us all so hard by being such a soft spoken dude and Hogan being Hogan.
Don't know why you're being such a whiteknight. She was awful and her personality really shone through. Even on the podcast, she was unbearable and Austin literally zoned out listening to her talk about nonsensical things.
>>845153
WWE Superstar Promo Tiers
God Tier
The "Exposer of the Diva Revolution" Miz, Kevin Owens, Bray Wyatt, New Day
Give these guys/gals more Mic Time
Dean Ambrose, Becky Lynch, Sasha Banks, Ric Flair, Paige
Can Speak but have nothing interesting to say Tier
Dolph Ziggler, Sheamus, Charlotte, Alberto Del Rio
Looking off screen at the script Tier
Master of the Feed Me more Ryback, Roman Reigns
>>845286
wew lad, no need to be such a jaded cunt.
>>845296
>fartcuck
Whatever that is you mongoloid
>>845290
>Someone who likes to eat shit calling themselves a patrician
Wew lad. What's your address? I wanna send you a big fat loggy turd for christmas you degenerate alien.
state of this thread
>>845302
wew lad, no need to act like you're not a bullying victim
>>845306
Most alive it's been since the move from /sp/ tbqh you shitposting cunt
>>845304
Its not the same coming from a man. When a woman is beautiful her farts smell good, the hotter they are the better they smell. I know this from sniffing seats after qt's get off public transit and they smelled delicious, and they had to have farted once right? Havent tried eating their shit because im not disrespectful.
>>845307
Yikes, please don't project on here m8 call up your therapist if you need to let things out.
>>845309
B L E A C H
L
E
A
C
H
>>845311
stay edgy nerd. im a patrician bitch
>>845298
>nothing like
It's a 'reality' show. WWE reality shows are literally always scripted to some degree, usually large.
>>845300
I never denied that the judges will largely act as themselves but some things will be scripted for drama. I'm not a whiteknight either m8. She is arrogant and rude for sure but I'm not a babby who gets offended by it. It's entertaining.
Why doesn't the network show some of its shitty movies during christmas?
>>845313
>This cuck who goes around smelling bus seats
Sort your life out.
>>845317
because they want you to buy them on blu-ray and dvd at your local Walmart Supercenter
>>845318
its a perfectly normal aphrodisiac you. peiceof shit. finish school
>>845317
USA is showing Santa's little helper again tonight cuz it did well
Watch it
>>845319
I'm a bong
>>845316
>offended
Wasn't offended, just annoyed. And there's a difference between someone being mean for entertainment and being mean cause that's just how they are. I don't know a single person who found her talking down to people endearing considering she's just 23.
>>845291
They tried converting John Cena too.
Wyatt need to seriously step up his cult leader game.
>>845320
>its perfecly normal to sniff bus seates
Preform sudoku
>>845323
then buy one at your local mosque
>>845327
nah. youre vanilla as fuck. I please women while you fuck missionary.
>>845301
The Miz should be a full-time manager or announcer and completely stop wrestling. Same with Xavier Woods. They're both gold at the mic.
Btw, apropos the "exposing the divas revolution" thing, did Miz get any heat for accidently doing that?
>>845324
Annoyed, then. If I had to deal with her on a day to day basis I'd be annoyed too, but I don't. It's just fun to watch someone shit on other people.
>>845301
>Give Becky Lynch more mic time
Did you hear her stuttering and stammering on commentary on smackdown live?
>>845333
>getting worked by her gimmick
ayy boy
>>845328
>flag banter without flags
>>845334
>Give someone who can't string 2 sentences together more mic time
Yeah if you want her to never get over ever.
>>845333
I think some of that was her trying to show how conflicted she is with regards to Charlie and work the story. She spilled spaghetti hard when asked stuff like 'is winning more important to charlotte than friendship' or something like that.
She's been fine in most promos I've seen.
>>845337
SHUTUP FAGGOT. I WOULD LITERALLY SLIT YOUR THROAT WITH MY HITLER YOUTH KNIFE YOU ARABIAN KEK IN ENGLAND FUCM
>>845330
How did he expose anything?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWqhpkAat0E
Happy Holidays /wwe/
>>845333
a lot of people are awful at it
even cena is not very good on commentary
>>845309
>When a woman is beautiful her farts smell good
Can confirm this is not the case. Girl I knew was gorgeous but she farted a lot and it was fucking disgusting.
>>845291
They never tried to convert Taker and Kane they "consumed their souls"
>>845343
she was ugly was fuck probably
>>845338
>She's been fine in most promos I've seen.
No she hasn't.
>>845342
It's probably a different experience talking on a mic compared to being sat down at a table with Vince screaming in your ear. No wonder some of the talent sound nervous as fuck on commentary.
>>845342
>tfw punk was
Literally GOAT at everything in WWE
>>845342
>a lot of people are awful at it
Only people who are bad on the mic, and when was the last time Cena was even on commentary?
Becky was awful. Can't blame her though, Paige had the same problem when she debuted with her nasty chav accent.
>>845348
>Literally GOAT at everything in WWE
4/10 in the ring doesn't make you "GOAT"
>>845349
Cena was on commentary for that Cesaro/Owens/Rusev triple threat
Nothing standout bad or good from what I remember, he put all of them over but mentioned that he would take advantage of the winner being tired
>>845345
Literally said she was gorgeous in his post you blind cunt
>the state of canacuck scatfag
>>845348
>le worked shoot man
overrated
>>845351
At least he doesn't stutter over his words and make bad puns.
>>845340
The WWE universe turned on the diva revolution after that awful segment they had on Miz TV. The Divas played right into his hands.
>>845340
Maybe not expose, per se.
But the divas were guests at his "talk show" and it got completely out of hand. Audience hated it, the divas cut terrible promos, so in an attempt to save the show (Raw, that is) Miz jumps up, holds his arm up and tells the divas to be quiet. He's a heel you see. Unfortunately, the audience cheered him for shutting the terrible divas up.
The next "Miz TV" he was booked to be beaten up by the divas and the audience didn't like that either.
>>845357
>gulping the bait like a starving trout
:^) Punk is alright lah
>>845357
>Someone isn't dick licking my favorite wrestler so they're trolling
>Muh pipebomb
Overrated trash.
>>845352
u have low standards and she was ugly
objectively gorgeous women have good smelling farts
>>845361
>u have low standards
Canascatfag confirmed can't read
>>845361
like UR MOM
Imagine minding your business in a bus/train then you see some overweight neckbeard sniffing seats. What would you even think/do?
>>845362
you have low standards and your retarded. Shut the fuck up before i dox you and send pizzas and qurans to your house loser
>the state of this thread
>>845364
Im 5'4 and 120 lbs. Im far from overweight. Get rekt idiot
>>845365
>Le I sit in the middle of the ring with my legs crossed and cut whiny promos
>GOAT
I bet you also enjoy Kevin Ovens.
>>845364
I'd be glad I wasn't a Kevin Owens fan like the guy doing the sniffing
>>845369
lmao fuckin manlet
not even manlet, you're worse than a woman SENPAI
>>845368
>the state of her mic "skills"
*sniffs fart*
YOU LIKE THAT, HUH, COLE?
>>845370
>i dont like heels
Brah. Although i think punk is a bitch ass whiner.,You cant deny he was a great heel promo. Kevin James doesnt touch him but hes good too. I bet youre ideal promos are roided up men like warrior yelling at the top of their lungs for 5 minutes
>>845373
she could describe a cancerous tumour in great detail and I would like it because of that accent
>>845339
Let it out you little bullying victim, you can't help being a manlet it wasn't your choice
>>845369
>I'm 5'4
>>845377
My ideal promos aren't "shoot promos" that 99% of the roster would cut well if they were told to go out there and say what they wanted instead of being given guidelines or a script to read.
Le pipebomb is one of the most overrated pieces of shit promos in this entire industry. It's the personification of a whiny internet post.
>DIS COMPANY WOULD BE BETTER IF VINCE WAS DED AND DA REST OF HIS STOOPID FAMELY :D :D :D
>Some fat smark online, "Wow masterful work by CM Punk there"
>>845370
>pointing out how he made himself stand out
Don't worry your favourites Ziggler and Breeze will make it out of jobbing hell one day when everyone else gets injured on the roster
>>845348
>whiny liberal faggot
>GOAT
I'd take Deabetty over him anytime tbqh
>>845385
>taking the cuck of cucks
literally one and the same as the liberal
>>845383
Cesaro, Mizdow and Ryback are evidence that you're wrong tbqh you butthurt cunt.
>>845384
>Don't worry your favourites Ziggler and Breeze
>This projecting
KO is the new CM Punk, except hes fatter, he isnt a whiny cuck about injuries, he isnt a libcuck, and he has a hotter wife that doesnt look like an indian boy
>>845369
I'm 5'1 and 90lbs you fatass
>>845389
>this facade
Why lie about them being your favourites?
When is the Hulkster coming back bros?
>>845390
AJ Lee was cute as fuck
>>845392
well.. hes over with the anticena AE normies after beating cena clean and the retard neckbeard smarks. Hes a much better in ring worker though
>>845394
Never ever, which is the way it should be. Let that festering carcass pass on already.
>>845393
I despise both of them. Try harder though, they're in the same tier as CM Punk anyway.
>>845392
Nice selective memory cunt
>these 4 ropes
>>845397
>>845394
Hopefully never.
>>845400
What about that was a shoot promo dumbass?
>>845401
>waah muh poor racist egomaniac dindu nuffin
>>845398
>i hate everyone
>telling me to try harder
lel
>Trish in 2000 looks like slutty white trash
>Trish in 2015 looks gorgeous
>>845404
>hurrr durrrr but that wasnt the same
Nice try strawman
>>845407
>I hate everyone
Where did I say I hated everyone? Sorry I said Cuckman Punk was shit and hurt your underage feelings.
>>845406
>hulk hogan is racist
Nice try Anita
>>845411
That's because it wasn't a shoot promo. He was told to go out there and say he "delivered" but fluffed his lines.
And we aren't even talking about Cesaro, we're talking about the overrated shanty town that is CM Punk and everything he ever did in his mediocre easily forgettable WWE career.
>>845412
>cherry picking what you posted to seem right
Please have sex
What about a reverse slammys
>worst star of the year
>worst match of the year
I nominate
>Dean Ambrose
>Reigns/Big Show
>>845415
What did I cherry pick?
>>845414
>i know what someone was told to do backstage in wwe
Nice spin on the "my dad works at nintendo" meme dipshit
>>845420
Can you explain to me concisely exactly what about that Cesaro promo was a shoot?
>dipshit
>Getting this emotional over mandrama discussion
Take a walk
>>845418
>said you hate every wrestler mentioned to you and those you mentioned yourself
>hurrr durrr youre upset i hate cm punk
Smark please leave
>>845416
>Reigns/Big Show
gonna assume you mean the smackdown one because their ER match was a decent spotfest
>>845409
Only got better with age
>>845423
You brought up Ziggler and Tyler Breeze out of nowhere and said I liked them, then I shot you down and said I didn't.
Since when did those two encompass everyone?
>>845421
>typing out dipshit means your emotional
Let me put a dollar in your swear jar you underage cunt
18+
>>845416
Eva Marie
Anything Eva Marie
>>845427
Notice how you completely dodged the question and went straight to meme posting. Expected.
>>845426
>takes everything said to him literally
Sorry didn't realise I was talking to an autist
>>845416
Charlotte for worst star of the year. I haven't seen someone this exposed since Roman Reigns.
>>845424
>spot fests
>decent
>>845429
Notice how you try and act like they weren't trying to recreate a similar moment to Punk's rant with Cesaro. Expected.
>>845430
You're the one who brought up Ziggler and Breeze and said they were my "favourites" you dumb faggot.
You can call me all the names you want under the sun but that won't change the fact that She Em punk had a mediocre forgettable career. You literally can't argue against it so you're resorting to petty name calling instead of making clear concise points like an adult.
>>845433
yes, a decent spotfest
wrestling is not some high art form, sometimes it's just enjoyable to watch two guys do increasingly elaborate and dangerous things
>>845434
That's because they weren't. Cesaro said, "No one can outperform me when I step through these 4 ropes" how is that in any way a shoot promo or trying to copy Punk? Are you damaged?
>>845438
>hurrr durrr anyone can do what punk did
>point out someone failing to do so
>b-but he wasnt even trying to do what punk did
Back to /wooo/
>>845436
>im saying something objectively wrong so why arent you trying to retort it?
Just tip your fedora and leave
>>845439
>Point out Punk cut an overrated promo
>This cuck gets upset
>Bring up one of the worst promo people in the company fluffing a basic promo about being good in the ring
>He thinks this is proper comparison or even that there was anything shoot about it
>Tells me to go to woo even though they worship and overrate vanilla midgets like Punk over there
Wew lad
>>845437
>elaborate
LEL spotfests are only good if it's high flyers like hardys, not big show and reigns.
>>845440
>Call CM Punk the goat
>I tell him he was overrated trash
>He brings up Ziggler and Breeze out of nowhere and say they are my favorites
>I tell him they aren't
>WOW YOUR SO EDGY YOU DONT LIKE EVERYONE HOW DARE YOU NOT LIKE KEK MAN FUNK? YOU MUST BE TROLLING! FEDORA TIPPER.
Why are smarks such babies?
>discussion in the thread shifted from women's farts to CM Punk and I'm not sure which one is worse
>tfw CM Punk is never coming back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3keXn_COpY
>>845449
It all comes down to whether you're a homosexual or a neckbeard smark.
>>845449
CM Puke worst wrestler ever
My Ryback best in the world
>>845451
>tfw CM Punk is never coming back
B A S E D
A
S
E
D
>>845409
trish ages like fine wine
>>845409
Was probably on all kinds of drugs back in the day from doing the nasty things Vince was into.
>>845460
You think shes ever rimmed vince?
i bet thats why she got into the HOF.
>>845341
this is pretty based
>>845461
yeah, what an honored institution the HoF is to have to do something like that
>>845341
>CM punk literally buried at the end
Based cena
also, so many friends that are no longer with us
>>845421
> unironically getting triggered at being called a dipshit
>>>/wew/
>>845470
>Using the word dipshit
>>>/reddit/
>tfw Bayley will never hug you
>>845464
Lel context of this gif pls, was it a shoot or worked?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcN16bmkSWU
>>845471
You dont belong here
Leave immediately, silly billy
>>845472
>“You know when you first meet someone and they shake your hand? Hugging is how I shake hands,” she answered. “I live hug life. So there isn’t anyone I wouldn’t hug.”
Don't give up hope, anon.
Fuck this thread fuck this board and fuck the wwe piece of fucking shit they had rusev finally submit to jack swagger on the FUCKING tribute to the troops who we all know is non canon fuck this company
>>845475
Are those videos all made by retarded fans that think it's real still and find out it's fake? I suspect Indian or Brazilian people make those videos.
>>845476
Why don't you make me leave big boy?
>>845484
i'll split your arsehole in half
>>845486
>>>/r/eddit/ is where you're wanted
>>845488
How would you know I'm wanted there unless you're a redditor yourself? Checkmate you unwanted atheist
>>845473
Pls respond
>>845384
Now that you mention it that´s probab ly why we got Swagger back. Now let Slather and Sandow form a comedic tag team.
>>845495
blacked.com
>>845496
It was after Miz won the title. Haitch shakes his hand afterwards though he didn't seem too pleased.
>>845500
>won the title
18+
>>845496
Haitch loves to bury people
Who is the most JUST wrestler of all time?
>>845506
Zack Ryder
>>845506
Definitely Kurt angle
>>845506
Chris Benoit.
>>845502
What?
>>845505
Then maybe you should go back there you overgrown manchild. I didn't even know what /vp/ was till I checked.
>>845511
18+
>>845513
Wtf are you on about faggot? Kill yourself please.
>>845514
18+
>>845514
Have sex. Hopefully with a girl that is 18+
y'all need jesus
>>845451
At least he was alpha enough lo leave instead of being a beta like most wrestlers (Like memesaro) and let WWE screw them over.
>>845518
You need to lose weight first
>>845512
>on /wwe/
>throwing this overused buzzword around
>>845518
18+
>>845522
>wow this board is shittier than my pokemon board
What did you expect? Agreement?
>>845521
You need to off yourself first
>>845525
thats not fair i asked first
>>845505
>>845522
>this board is more cancerous and shittier than /vp/.
*tips virginity*
>>845506
Heath Slater. He made a video which kind of got him over and then shut down WWE. Guy will never ever come out of jobber hell.
JUST.
>>845506
Bret
>>845506
CM "0 main events" Punk
>>845524
wasn't expecting anything, i was just speaking my mind regarding the shitty state of this board, that's all. if you're intending to bait, at least try not to be too obvious.
Just watched NXT London.
Why is the english crowd so much more fun to watch and hear?
Is it cause they dont go there with their family but with their budds?
>>845530
mone in the bank 2011
>>845211
Tyler was based
>>845530
More like CM 'Never beat Cena clean'. He played second fiddle the whole time, even with his year long title reign.
>>845531
>Trying to talk down to anyone when you unironically browse a pokemon board.
Let's be clear, there isn't a single board on this website that is good. Just ones you can tolerate.
>>845534
>CM "0 wrestlemania main events" Punk
Can they push Nikki bella already? What the fuck is even going on in the divas division right now Jesus Christ
