I only want the Cross-fit Jesus Seth Rollins to have a merry Christmas for Christmas.
>People still watch the E without Cesaro, Dbry, Punk and Rollins
3rd for BIG KEK JOHN
/CorbinClub/ W W @ ?
NXT tonight:
>Sami Zayn returns to action vs. Tye Dillinger
>Jason Jordan and Chad Gable vs. Blake and Murphy vs. Hype Bros vs. The Vaudevillains
>Elias Samson vs. Bull Dempsey
Tribute to the Troops tonight:
>The Usos & The Dudley Boyz & Kane & Ryback & Roman Reigns & Dean Ambrose vs. The League of Nations & The Wyatt Family.
>Rusev vs. Jack Swagger.
>Ryback vs. Kevin Owens.
>Team BAD & Paige vs. Charlotte & Alicia Fox & Becky Lynch & Brie Bella.
>Mark Henry vs. Bo Dallas.
>>844185
What happened to Cesaro? And is there any hope of Bryan ever coming back or has he been forced into retirement?
>>844194
Ded and ded
>>844194
Cesaro got a shoulder injury.
Bryan says that NFL doctors cleared him but WWE's won't because of his concussion history. He might choose to leave so he can continue muh passion in the outlaws and die in a bingo hall.
>>844193
da based guy wrestling twice, fuck yea. Thats how you get a bigger tank.
>>844194
Cesaros done until the summer maybe.
Bryan is done forever in a wwe ring, he wants to pull a kurt angle and risk dying or getting paralyzed in the indies.
^:)
ryback 17 time wwe champ
kevin coronary owens 18 time tna world champ
I want Seth to cuck me.
Get well, Sef
^:)
>you will never marry the A+ player
why live?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2d5Jn4W0UQ
look who got an interview.
its our boy.
>>844241
Sami Zayn has a new name?
D-E-A-D thread
>Hogan is still banned from WWE
>>844241
I love you Heath, you deserve push more than anybody.
>>844263
such a nice guy.
>>844198
Have you never watched a tribute to the troops taping in your life?
>>844241
>mfw Slater gets a feud with Michael Cole and Kevin obese Owens does not
>>844262
>Hogan a shit
Ryback 16 time world champion
Kevin Ovens 1 time heavyweight champion
>>844278
>stealing gimmicks
Benoit yourself
>>844187
No thanks
>>844241
they should pus him in a tag team with Sandow and let them have some success
>>844286
Put him with Sami, let Sami grow out his hair, they both get the same hair do and call themselves The Charismatic Twins. It's fucking money if i say so myself
>>844298
no, they could be the one man band tag team because they look alike.
>>844239
>You will never get cucked by the A+ Player
:/
>>844303
Even better, I like the way you think.
>there are people who unironically are gonna watch the meaningless tribute to the troops shit
top kek
>>844305
i miss being cucked :/
>>844310
Don't they always send out divas wearing hardly anything though?
>>844310
Yep
>>844279
>Thinking you own gimmicks
>>>/r/eddit
>>844312
>wearing hardly anything
They haven't had sexy outfits in a long time
They should bring back the Championship Scramble Match, they were fun.
>>844310
>Not watching for based Swaggie inevitably going over Rusev
* Jack Swagger vs. Rusev with Lana is up. Back and forth match but Rusev won with The Accolade
* Mark Henry squashed Bo Dallas, who was dressed as Uncle Sam
* Kevin Owens comes out talking about how Canada is better than the United States. Ryback interrupts to a big pop and we get a match
* Ryback defeated Kevin Owens by count out. Owens got himself counted out here
* Paige, Sasha Banks, Naomi and Tamina Snuka defeated Charlotte, Becky Lynch, Brie Bella and Alicia Fox
* Roman Reigns, Dean Ambrose, The Usos, The Dudley Boyz, Kane and Ryback defeated Sheamus, Rusev, King Barrett, Alberto Del Rio, Bray Wyatt, Luke Harper, Erick Rowan and Braun Strowman
get rekt you sad fucks. #fuckthetroops
>>844344
>Swaggie inevitably going over Rusev
the state of you famaloo, you still watching? kek
>it's a USA has a creepy obsession with its armed forces episode
>>844349
>get rekt you sad fucks
???
>>844352
>it's a Brit stays up till 5 am in the morning on a weekday watching mandrama episode
>>844349
18+ lad
>watching survivor series 2003
>cole sounds like he gives a fuck
>thuganomics cena
>he has a jets jersey on kek
>"yoyo this whole paper view is ass backwards, the main event is on first, I come through the curtains like a fetus, the rest of them are just afterbirth"
fucking GOAT
>>844359
12 years of being screamed at by Vince takes it's toll on a man
>>844359
Were you not alive during that time?
>>844356
get rekt you fucking bitch
>mfw there are people are ACTUALLY going to watch tribute to the troops in this thread
>>844377
Rekt how?
Literally everyone knew the results a week ago and no on here watches tribute to the troops you underage edgy cunt.
>>844355
>D-Don't disrespect muh serving men and women
>Y-Y-You stay up late to watch wrestling B-Britcuck
Fuck you and your army
>>844380
stay mad retard lmao. Go eat a homeless mans diarrhea and consider yourself fucking destroyed idiot
>>844384
Wew lad, no need to take it out on me because your parents left you alone on xmas week.
>>844384
>Go eat a homeless mans diarrhea and consider yourself fucking destroyed idiot
>>844385
>this is supposed to be banter
go stick your dick in a black pudding and put your bitch ass back to sleep. It's pretty pathetic your staying up to watch a show dedicated to the AMERICAN army, I mean.. HOW KEKED CAN YOU BE LOL?
>>844386
>tripshits having a word on anything
Fuck off before you get doxxed bitch. #lizardsquad
>>844384
Honestly I agree with this post.
The lad you were replying to is a huge faggot.
>>844384
>I frequently outwit my opponents in online sparring contests
>>844349
>''All American'' gets rekt in front of his troops by a Yuropoor
>>844349
>Jack Swagger loses AGAIN to rusev at TTT
fuck the WWE
>>844398
>a jobber
>losing
Who would have thought
>>844398
heels win to build heat for the main event
I might tune to see how much heat Rusev gets from le troops.
>a 8 man tag followed by a 16 man tag
I feel sorry for my American Heroes
>>844403
>any of the heat on a taped show
>real
Why is botchamania so fun to watch?
I miss edge :/
>>844412
Because you are a loser that gets no social stimulation other than botchamania and lets plays
>>844314
Never said it was mine you ugly cunt
>>844415
me too anon
>>844415
Same:(
>>844427
That projection tho
>>844439
That tumblr post
SETH
FREAKIN
ROLLINS
>>844441
U da man sef
>>844442
Forgot pic
>>844441
The Man
Sasha Banks is literally your lord and saviour.
>>844444
Quints confirm!
>>844443
skin needs to be way browner he's armenian
>>844440
18+
>>844445
>>844446
>Seth Rollins is literally our lord and saviour
ftfy
>>844451
I'm 18 and one quarter so ur REKT
>>844445
Did she used to say "Banks" instead of "Bank"?
>>844453
>mfw anon was a newfag near me
>>844262
They stereotype a trio of niggers and highlight Naomi's big black ass but saying nigger in your own private home is the worst -HH
>>844461
>mfw anon took me seriously
>mfw anon also had no face
>>844460
She's said both at one time or another.
>>844462
>Naomi's big black ass
Now I gotta fap. Thanks anon
>>844462
Yeah but Hogan is a cis white male. Team BAD are just being empowered women:)
>>844444
>mfw Rollins got quints
is there anything this man can't do?
other than keep his knee intact
>>844469
>is there anything this man can't do?
NO
NO
NO
>>844469
Draw
You know, I was curious about Stephen Amell/Green Arrow after he won the slammys. I didn't bother watching his match with Stardust/Barrett cause I just assumed it would be another awkward hot tag celebrity thing where Neville would take most of the beating, but I'm pretty surprised. Amell is actually pretty decent at selling and wrestling in the ring. It's pretty fucking surprising, he looks better than a lot of guys that WWE has shoved down our throats when we know they're green as fuck.
Is he the best celebrity appearance WWE has had since Tyson?
>>844469
Not kill ratings
Not be boring as fuck on the mic
Not injure himself or others
Not get so much shitty media press in a short span but still get a pass
>>844484
Trump was better desu
>>844484
>Amell is actually pretty decent at selling and wrestling in the ring. It's pretty fucking surprising, he looks better than a lot of guys that WWE has shoved down our throats when we know they're green as fuck.
>Is he the best celebrity appearance WWE has had since Tyson?
How about you work on making your show watchable instead of shitposting on 4chan, Stephen?
>>844181
daily reminder Cole specifically said "our new home for Smackdown right here on USA, each thursday"
the shit will continue to be taped and edited crowds
>>844493
>watching smackdown
>>844494
>watching
>>844484
Snooki
>>844494
It's comfier than Raw, to be honest.
>>844499
Nothing comfy about piped in cheers and tag matches main events where the faces win.
Stopped watching a few weeks ago and caught raw this Monday. Is Roman really this over.
>>844412
But that's not botchamania, that's le smarkbusters.
>>844502
Yeah but there's slightly less Roman
>>844503
He got cheered when he won the belt in Philly, the same city that ripped him to shreds when he won the Rumble.
Why doesn't Ramen wear his belt?
>>844511
He's too cool for it. That's his entire schtick.
>>844511
Gave it to his daughter for her bday
>>844513
*mild pop for JoJo*
>>844515
>Actually watching TttT
>>844517
>Not being a red-blooded American.
Absolutely deserving of Freedom.
>this promo
Why do I watch this shit
I had no expectations for this special and I am still disappointed
4x4x4x4 tag team match
Who ready for the sequel senpai?
who /NXMeme/ here?
>>844508
zzzzzzzzzz
>>844523
THIS IS WRESTLING *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*
>>844523
Well, I was until pic related. kek, guess i'm not the only one who tunes in solely for Asuka.
>>844530
>>>/wooo/
>>844530
I guess the demon used to be Jack the Ripper?
>>844530
>guess i'm not the only one who tunes in solely for Asuka.
Same here desu. Bayley's okay but she's not there this week either. Next week is a damn clip show or something.
>tfw Bayley will never hug you
>>844540
Never say never, anon.
>>844540
>tfw bayley will never lower her fat ass slowly onto your cock moaning louder and louder with each millimetre of cock covered
>>844544
>>844544
don't be lewd, fampai
>>844544
She has a boyfriend cuckboy
>>844547
That would make him the cuck, dipshit.
Sami Zayn is a cuck
>>844548
In you imaginations
Is this the current thread?
This board is a lot of shit for having /wwe/ as a home.
All the other past episodic threads are all the way at the top and this was further down.
It's like a wasteland here.
>>844553
zzzzzz
>>844557
ZZ is the future.
What went wrong with the ascension?
>>844561
Creative made them a LoD tribute team instead of their own thing
>>844559
The fuck outta here nigga
>>844568
Indeed
/sp/ here, how you faggots enjoying your new home? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
>>844572
FUCK OFF
>>844572
Faggot, like you're not about to go through a drought in less than a couple months.
Fucking /turnleft/ and apehoop. What do you really have left to bandwagon on till later next fall?
Better get involved in /meeh/ so you can get psyched for a huge month+ long ad campaign for fight matches to last longer than a minute.
>>844583
FUCK YOU
>iggles fans
>>844583
Not really.
"Better to rule in Hell, than to serve in Heaven" as it's said.
Besides, the board just needs to be managed to accommodate /wwe/ and all the other threads.
Not to mention, smaller groups can be better. With more creativity flowing. Especially when there's less ISB shitposters like yourself.
I mean back then, it'd be like 10x of you, plus you being a faggot in one of these threads.
Now it's just you senpai-sama
>>844587
All this delusion. Enjoy your children's show on your neck beard containment board you massive tools.
>>844583
>all these wrestling threads,diva threads light moderation, our personal board
yea bruh sucks so much that this place so much, go back to spee and try to make a bro culture thread that will get deleted while i got post about hightest divas. Oh wait thats probably why you are here.
>>844602
>mfw mods tried to boss us and got cucked along with the rest of /asp/
>>844604
>mfw literally cannot be stopped now
>>844592
>Next year minus 7 days
>shit posting on another board for your childish amusement
>ywn cover becky's face with your nog
jdimsa
>>844611
>tfw THE nog probably has
>>844617
>He's still here failing at getting anyone irritated
>He thinks being on any 4chan board is something to be proud of
>>844617
wish we were on based /sp/ where we could have bunda threads...oh wait
>>844502
it was live this week you fucking idiot
>>844529
>bayley almost breaks sasha's neck in both matches
>HEYYYYYB ALEY WONT U BEE MY GURL :3
>>844629
I know that you cock monger, it's not live for the other 51 weeks of the year. Ingest cyanide.
>>844630
>bayley
sash just is shitty at those moves and bayley saved her from a broken neck.
>>844635
This, bitch tried too hard to sell like ziggler.
>>844630
Bayley was the only thing that saved Sasha from a broken neck after she way overdid the jump.
>>844633
all the hype was that since it was moving to USA it was going to be live
but cole nixed that last night when he said thursdays on USA
>>844639
Naomi does the best suicide dives cause she's actually big and thick, this just looks sloppy.
>>844642
i kek'd when jap girl did the naomi butt move on BG and the girl got a concussion, LEL
>>844642
Yeah, Sasha is way too slender to make it look impactful.
>>844629
Don't tell me you actually watched it, it was a shitty Christmas show.
>>844643
nothing but bone with jap girl with namoi its just nice.
>Naomi will never thrust her thick ass into your face
why even live
>mfw I'm Canadian
>mfw I don't have to watch Tribute to the Cuck Protectors.
>>844185
Don't forget about him <3
>>844530
>not watching for Sami and JJ & Gable aswell
>>844656
>America's B-side
>Opinion of any relevance
>>844648
Thanks famalam, will watch before I go to bed.
How dead is Christmas day going to be?
>>844666
depends how many people celebrate it.
im going to be gone most of the day might pop in via phone to say sup and merry xmas to /wwe/
>>844666
I'll be here all day desu
>mfw I realise how pathetic that is
>>844660
>Sami and JJ & Gable
Literally who?
Sasha bent Alicia's back so bad, holy shit I've never seen her put on so much fucking torque before.
>>844675
wrestling seth rogen and benjamin & hass 2.0
>>844181
>>844181
who /watchwrestling/ here
https://u.pomf.io/dzesjf.mp3
>>844675
> he isn't Ready, Willing...and GABLE
LAUGH AT HIM
Why the fuck Roman still uses the vest?
He's a world champ now, he should dress like one..
>>844696
Why the fuck Stone Cold still uses the vest?
He's a world champ now, he should dress like one..
>>844698
Why the fuck Cena still uses the skin?
He's a world champ now, he should dress like one..
>>844699
Ruined it.
>>844696
Because he's still being carried by The Shield
Also his pigeonchest
>>844700
Good. It was reddit tier.
>>844698
Austin didn't wrestle in a vest.
I can't even understand what these stupid Brits are saying.
>>844181
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=622_SfrCjmQ
I can't hear you
I DON'T FEEL YOU
Why the fuck is Cena returning on a random raw
>>844721
To hide the fact that the ratings would otherwise plummet and reveal that people know nothing has changed. So they stick Cena on there to salvage it.
>>844724
same reason they gave romin the belt right before a gimmick RAW knowing everyone wouldnt care but then the immediate road to WM which gets increased ratings by default but they can act like its roman
>>844713
ywn lick candice's creamy blood soaked body
So can someone explain to me why there's a WWE general, and yet half the threads are still a bunch of random ass pro wrestling threads? Honestly, I can deal with you guys being on this board, but it's annoying when you take up half the threads.
Thank you to all the people sticking to this general.
>>844735
>Implying we give a fuck
Fuck off /asp/ie cuck, this is our board now.
>>844735
>and yet half the threads are still a bunch of random ass pro wrestling threads
it specifically says pro wrestling board and new moot said it was all good.
>but it's annoying when you take up half the threads.
just bump up the threads you want by discussing the topic.
>>844725
this company is too carny to exist, how did these fuckers beat everyone else?
>>844747
Attrition
>>844747
they're the only ones with a major global television contract
>>844713
>
>WWE took down Michael Cole's interview with Heath Slater
>>844735
We're asserting our dominance.
>>844767
>>844767
Why? What did he say that could have pissed the big man off?
>>844774
Probably reached for the Brass Ring
>>844774
He was trying to get over without Vince's permission
> In the book, Jericho claims that while on a plane Vince McMahon made a snide remark to Kofi Kingston saying, "Maybe one day you'll get over," a comment which visibly disturbed Kingston.
>As Jericho and Kingston exited the plane, Jericho told Kofi that he had to go back and challenge him to a fight. At first Kingston seemed to think it was a rib, but Jericho knowing McMahon's personality was totally serious about the situation.
>Kingston took Jericho's advice and got back on the plane and asked Vince McMahon if he had a problem with him. The two traded verbal barbs back and forth until Vince McMahon shot in for a double leg takedown out of nowhere and he and Kingston subsequently wrestled around. McMahon has been known to test his amateur wrestling against the likes of Kurt Angle, also repeatedly attempting to take him down on a flight. McMahon finally got up and laughed the situation off, with McMahon liking that Kingston stood up for himself.
Absolute madman
>>844792
Pretty sure McMahon only hires niggers so he can beat the shit out of them
>>844792
same reason ADR became one of his favorites he stood up to him even to the bitter end when he got fired.
>>844792
>tfw you'll never wrestle with Vince
>>844767
The cameraman was laughing way too hard. Seemed like a joke and not serious.
>>844805
zzzzzzz
>>844648
HOLY SHIT THE ZIGGLER DEAN MATCH
>REF STARTS TO COUNT
>ONE SHOULDER IS BARELY DOWN - ziggler
>REF STOPS
HOLY FUCKING HELL
>>844832
Why are you typing in all caps? And how is that a botch?
Matches on RAW should only be allowed to be 2-3 minutes tops. I want to see sports entertainment not another boring match.
>>844837
zzzzzz
>>844832
>>844837
>I don't go to wrestling shows, I go to sports entertainment events
>>844792
Fucking based.
>>844721
To cut promos about how he's gonna win Royal Rumble every week to hype that show.
>>844841
>>844842
Calling sports entertainment """""""wrestling"""""" is literally fedora tier.
>>844643
>the naomi butt move
She calls it the Rear View.
>>844837
This.
Save the long matches for PPVs, Raw is for storylines.
>>844241
NEVER FORGET
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWQJu2Qnjy8
>>844849
separating the two is more fedora teir
Roman Reigns - WWE champ
USOS - Tag champs
Rikishi - US champ
Samoa Joe - NXT champ
The Rock - IC champ
Nia Jax - Women's champ
Tamina - Divas champ
Kevin Obese Owens - chipotle champ
Make it happen Vince :^)
>>844859
is that where Creative got the idea to keep reusing the popcorn and a soda spot?
I'm watching botchamania, and the botches on the outlaw wrestling circuits are ten times more hilarious than anything I've ever seen Sin Cara or Ryback botch.
>>844882
Yeah but I can't find those botches as funny because they're literal nobodies, I expect them to be shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgnMj7-v0gU
Post some goat tier themes
>>844893
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Idum4bIlGdg
I am never not hyped for his entrance
If Vinny Mac doesn't show up to Rae's next real episode they are so fucked
>>844893
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpqnGJPRUGM
>>844893
Whose theme is that?
>>844864
So why would you want MORE shitty WWE 'Sports Entertainment" angles instead of the matches?
Which at least have a chance of being good?
>>844903
>Responding to bait
https://youtu.be/tWz1JpHfPF0
this promo was pretty solid. VIVE LE QUÉBEC
>we get to go to the doctor for free
lal
>>844767
It's still on WWE Deutschland youtube channel if anyone still wants to see it. WWE doesn't want Slater's social media campaign to take off anymore than it has.
>Memevillains have title match in Brooklyn
>Enzo and Cass have title match in London
What dumbfuck booked this?
>>844948
WWE
>>844543
That crowd is so sad. Like, even tho nxt has more legit wrestling than that "main" product, the crowd acts like a bunch of tweens at a j bieber concert. Chill.
