>Cena still gone
>D bry gone
>Seth Gone
where were you when a fat guy and 3 niggers were the only thing that made WWE worth watching?
>>843027
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCimBUXgrds
When is BMJ coming back
>>843030
I watch for more than just based fatass and the new day
>Kevin Owens sucks
>>843030
How does Kevin Ovens make RAW worth watching you moron?
>>843040
please dont turn this thread into what happened in the last one.
/CorbinClub/ W W @ ?
>>843038
Next week. He is facing Alberto Noheato
>>843038
Reminder BMJ is a kuck and got kucked by the A+ player
daily reminder that the "breakout star" got burried on the same night he won the award
nice job WWE
>>843040
Nice selfie
>>843039
> you can just call me zayn owens cuck
>>842984
Pure blue airmax 95s
Wrestlemania moment Bret Hart figure with jacket and shit
Copper bottomed wok
One of those fedora for your lungs e cig snow wolf things
Hoping for a bottle of Elijah Craig 18 but dont reckon i'll get it, shits too expensive these days
Fuck knows what else, clothes and aftershave i guess
What you getting pham
>>843042
hes entertaining? he puts on good matches?
How does deanetty, reigns and Sheamus make RAW worth watching. And the forced euro stable
BRIE MODE
Now that Bbygril holds the gold, who is winning the Rumble?
It's gotta be either Jhon or Bork, right?
>>843044
Will Corbin ever recover from the utter BTFO'ing he got in London?
Can we please not do the Kevin Owens shitflinging again?
>>843049
I have literally never watched a Zayn segment or match in my life.
>>843049
thats not me pham.
>>843050
There's nothing entertaining about that fatass other than the way his tummy rumbles when he takes a bump.
>>843053
Only one that got BTFO was apollo m8.
Did anybody else notice that Rich Brennan sounds like a young Kevin Kelly?
>>843051
WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH
>>843046
You can just say cuck you literal autist
Big Dust in wwe when?
14 years on the road, ready to check out.
>>843055
he actually looks great in this pic. I hope they get him to look like that again eventually
>That smark reviewer with a Jersey Shore accent actually unironically said he believes Fat Owens Fat is winning the royal rumble and then when it doesn't happen he will make a 3 hour review shouting at the camera.
>>843063
>great
Maybe compared to now, sure, but still fat as fuck.
>>843064
Jersey people are embarrasing and disgusting in general.
source: in from jersey
>>843062
>outlaw wrestling
>there are people in this thread that think Brock Lesnar isn't winning the Rumble
>>843068
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fjo0wTuDqYw
>>843066
people use the term in game threads now. I dont care. i got something over :^)
Its like that britbong who got his harpGOAT thing over
>>843064
does he not remember that KO is going to be in a triple threat match?
>>843070
>outraw peruwresringu
>>843069
I'd rather he not because that's toooooooo predictable
>>843030
>filename
kek'd
>>843072
He'll still for sure be in the rumble. Its a damn mid card match
Not saying hes gonna win although it would be a pleasant fresh suprise.
based brock is gonna win 100%
>>843071
The only thing you get over is your blood pressure you fat french faggot
And it was me that started saying harpGOAT before anyone else ;)
>>843074
>implying the Reigns reign even begins before he beats big bad brock lesnar
>>843052
Vince
he's the only way to get ratings up
Reminder that Smackdown is live today, are we making a gamethread for it?
>>843073
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMD8hBsA-RI
>>843079
okay brit. Lets just accept we got terms over so i dont fall on you and turn your bones into powder
>>843082
> we
No
Actually yes, more wrasslin threads will get the aspies vexed as fuck
Should I make a thread about which divas i want to fart in my face to aggro the mmacucks more?
>>843069
>there are people in this thread
Poor bastards.
>>843086
You should watch your diet so you dont have a heart attack before 30
>>843064
>literally says from NY
>what is a NY accent
>the same accent the Dudleys have
>Paul Heyman
>Tommy Dreamer
>Taz
>the rest of ECW
>most anyone else with a brash voice that makes your shitty PG panties scared
>>843040
Why are all Kevin Owens fans fat?
I've never seen a thin KO fan.
>>843086
Do it
>>843088
huh?
>>843086
Yes
Link it here and we will help you bump it
Go into their bodyweight general and ask them what sort of protein powder you should feed your girlfriend
>>843086
Dont ask, just do.
If you're scared of getting banned, just make it on your phone using 4g.
meme
>>843090
I love KO and I'm a hungry skeleton.
>>843090
They are all under 5 foot 9 too
>>843090
the entire front row of the 3rd cena PPV was thin
memee
which diva do you think gets the title first?
Becky or Sasha?
>>843101
Sasha at WM. Becketty will never get it.
>>843089
You should get your Jersey accent sorted you twat
>>843101
> becky
Sasha, unless it is deaf person awareness week soon
>Monday's episode of WWE RAW, with the 2015 Slammy Awards, new WWE World Heavyweight Champion Roman Reigns plus a steel cage main event with Sheamus vs. Intercontinental Champion Dean Ambrose, drew 3.376 million viewers. This is down 13% from last week's 3.884 million viewers. Taking out last week's show, it was the most watched episode since the October 5th show, which averaged 3.378 million viewers.
>For this week's show, the first hour drew 3.443 million viewers, the second hour drew 3.374 million viewers and the final hour drew 3.316 million viewers.
Thoughts?
>>843104
you realize the entire cast of the jersey shore are long islanders right?
the original documentry that spawned the show described that
it has nothing to do with jersey shore
if you think anyone who actually lives at seaside looks like that you're an idiot ,its all old white people who own winter homes
>>843090
God your gimmick is shit.
>>843105
Becky's accent is cute! CUTE!
>>843109
Lose weight family
>>843109
>calls his gimmick shit
>still responds to the guy
>>843107
Shocked that the ratings weren't back record lows honestly.
RAW was garbage last night.
>>843109
Post belly
>>843112
don't worry about me
>>843109
How much do you weigh
>>843114
Based nikki and the A+ player made an appearance, people tuned in.
>>843114
you fucking people are idiots
let me teach you how fucking ratings logic and psychology works
you either A, spend time and money and days/weeks prior ot something marketing it
WWE doesnt even have the fucking show finished till an hour before
so the next step is B
put on a great show that gets buzz and word of mouth then builds up hype for the FOLLOWING WEEK
the current week's raw raitings are based on the previous one's ability to build buzz
>75 posts
>20 unique IPs
kek. Some community you guys are.
>>843124
You do know you're one of those people, right?
>>843124
Thanks for the free bump /sp/erglord
https://twitter.com/JohnCena/status/679399728908525569
https://twitter.com/JohnCena/status/679399728908525569
GOAT
>>843119
152 pounds, 5'9
>>843127
>vortex of disdain
I don't want Brock vs Reigns again but Brock in the RR would be hype as fuck
I know he's just le no-selling suplex man but it would be so fun to watch him wreck everybody
>>843125
nuh uh. I'm unique IP 21
>>843126
implying in a /sp/erglord
Nah, i'm just visiting from another board and laughing at you guys for your reddit-tier community.
>>843131
Sure you are /v/irgin
>>843128
> 5'9
>>843131
How would you know what reddit communities are like?
Are you in one or something?
>>843130
>brock has never won the RR
>>843133
hi bretcuck
>>843127
based match john going to save us from tater tot and le son man
>>843130
Brock shouldn't be in the Rumble at all.
Him winning would be terrible because it would be the same shit as last year.
Cena should win the Rumble and turn heel at Wrestlemania. His heel turn is the ONLY thing that can get mainstream attention for pro-wrestling again.
>>843128
>admitting that you're 5'9
jesus christ
>>843140
owens should grow his hair out this long again
he looks anime
>>843130
Actually Bork is a pretty good seller.
>>843139
>Cena should win the Rumble and turn heel at Wrestlemania.
Will obese internet smarks ever stop calling for Cena's heel turn?
who /confusedandfrightened/ by the youtube redesign
took me like 5 minutes to find the new observer
>>843140
>judging regular people by wrestling standards
It's funny because your probably around my height too. step away from /wwe/ and go out more.
>>843140
Aren't you like 300 pounds
>>843144
>Will fans ever stop calling for Hogan's hell turn?
>>843136
Alight m8
That irrelevant shitter you posted looks like Jarvis Solid circa 2013
>>843148
>Comparing wresting in the 90's to now
When you stop being an idiot let me know. Cena will never turn heel but that hasn't dawned on morons like you just yet.
>>843148
*heel rather
To add to that though, Cena needs to turn heel.
Everyone knows it. Everyone can see that him as a top heel would draw even more money because smarks will willingly buy his merchandise.
>>843140
Didnt anyone tell him there isnt chocolate behind the gold wrapping on that outlaw belt before they gave it to him?
>>843150
WWE 2015 is essentially WWF/WCW 1995.
>>843062
I want there to be a Chuck Taylor 2 so bad.
>>843147
I was like 245 but now im 6'3 and 215, still going lad
>>843151
>because smarks will willingly buy his merchandise.
lel
>smarks
>buying
thats hilarious. One shirt will not justify millions of dollars spent by the jimmies that buy up all the cena merch.
>>843151
Do you honestly think that?
>>843149
kek, we need more rare jarvis
>>843151
>Sacrificing mark dollars for smark dollars
Wew lad
>>843153
Except there isnt any Bret Harts to save the business this time
>>843157
See more: New World Order
>>843158
did he make the switch or did he just stop posting?
>>843158
We most certainly do
>>843161
>Being a worse draw than Yokozuna
>>843155
good work m8 keep it up
>>843161
yea luckily vince isnt paying someone a ridiculous bret hart like contract anymore. Vince learned from his mistake.
>>843030
>>Seth Gone
I reserve the right to not care because he was fucking boring.
Unless they bring him back and focus on his ring-work he'll just be boring again because fuck his promo-work.
>>843163
he was here in the beginning, showed up in my jarvis solid general on /sp/->/asp/ day 1
the amount of shitposting that day was legendary
>>843168
ty
>tfw still a chubby face and loose skin
Guys, where's DEVITT?
Why oesn't the filter work on tripcunts?
>>843030
i was sat at home preparing latest Youtube Raw review when Vinny ring
'john is kill'
'no'
>>843166
> house shows meaning literally anything
Your graph shows Bret outdrawing Hogan so that goes to show how legit it is ay
Also you forget to mention how Bret was always the advertised challenger for the highest numbers, they came to see the plucky underdog and greatest story teller of all time win his belt back
I want to lick Bayley's asshole
>>843176
>Doesn't even know how to filter
Wew lad, filtering is for cucks anyway.
Everyone who filters just unhides what they filter anyway.
>>843180
>Being the worst champion of the 90's alongside Kevin Nash
>Saving anything
Bret going to WCW saved the company.
>>843172
chubby face will gradually go away not completly though until you reach like a certain something or other. Loose skin will get better with time just depends how much and how bad, you will have stretch marks when it does though but you can use that as a reminder that you did well.
>>843182
>>843172
Not exactly the same scale, but I'm 6'2" 92kg (200?) and was 97kg at the start of the year. Put on some muscle at the gym too. The hardest part for you will be keeping it off. Maintainable/credible lifestyle changes are key.
t. /fit/
>new day spoiling han solo's death on raw
>those legit shoot upset reactions behind him by the crowd
>>843182
Same desu. That torso too.
>>843187
would desecrate
>>843188
yeah, i was legit a doughy fuck but now i feel way better. I started in summer and im down like 20 pounds. Ive cut sodas and sugary drinks completely out of my diet. Only water now pham
>>843189
she has nigger cum up there tho
>>843151
> because smarks will willingly buy his merchandise
>>843189
KEK
also, I am hard as a rock.
>>843188
>The hardest part for you will be keeping it off. Maintainable/credible lifestyle changes are key.
this so much, i lost a shit ton of weight i couldnt keep up with the schedule life happened, holidays happened packed on a bit of it back now its back to losing it back.
>>843195
good protein
>>843193
>HEY NEVILL, WATCH THIS
>buries the only guy who won an award last night an had a match
>>843189
Bayley is not for sexual
>>843173
He's Finn Balor on nxt
>>843184
> worst
We are talking about Bret, not Shawn
>>843190
>legit shoot upset
>>843201
that segment was awesome when he called dolph ziggler has been of the year.
because its true.. Also, way to make a face look like a beta cuck WWE
> shoot upset
> shoot excited
>>843204
No I was talking about Bret the shitman Fart as being the worst champ of the 90's, not Shawn Michaels.
We need to do a flag rollcall after the rumble lads, I'm feeling anxious not knowing if the meme countries are in or not
>>843199
If you're young (under 30), I'd recommend upping your protein, veges, legumes and fruit. Try to lay off processed shit. Limit takeaways to once a month or something. Don't drink beer. Don't eat sugar. Eat breakfast religiously. All doable.
>>843187
>>843215
She looks like an alien
>>843217
swn use you to procreate then thrown away
>>843211
Sounds good thanks bro.
>>843215
has her nose always been that pointy and odd for her face?
>>843209
Found the underager
Bret was the best champ of the early and mid 90s
>>843223
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KX7iuxyjHc
>>843214
Natalya's farting gimmick was such a disgrace to the Hart legacy. As if they hadnt done enough to those people already by killing Owen and screwing Bret over.
>you will never watch daniel bryan take a big fat hornswoggle sized vegan shit into brie's mouth
>>843222
You must be fresh out of reddit lad if bitterness on 4chan is noteworthy to you.
>>843227
I don't think he could shit his own bodyweight.
welp, Raw is back to being shit
FAUGH
AH
BALLLLAHHHHHH
>>843224
>Le Femme Nikita after RAW
Those were the days
>>843223
That's objectively wrong my muslim friend.
when is super smackdownl?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnLUd6e-5NM
>Zack doing interview now
Future endeavored when
>>843239
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_oK7QjKqto
>>843239
>they don't even have the decency to let him interview a proper midcarder such as Ziggler
>it's fucking Stardust
>>843238
Tonight. Same time as Raw.
>>843231
By far the most based entrance in WWE right now.
>>843228
>people being nice to each other
this enrages the neckbeard
>>843130
It'd be great if Brock entered #30 and eliminated the last person in like 5 seconds
Is the live smackdown going to just be an hour? I can't sit through RAW 2.0. I at least expect some good matches.
https://youtu.be/Ywapu37npWk
>>843030
is supersmackdown usually good?
>>843255
i mean it is super
>>843166
>those Nash numbers
top kek, vanilla giant can't sell out shit
>>843253
2 hours
>>843254
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wy32uRep4Gc
Guys, where was Adam Rose last night?
If there was one night his segment would have made sense, it was The Slammys.
>>843264
He's been repackaged again :^)
>>843264
They mercifully killed off that horrible segment
What happened to Fandingo?
Who the fuck even came up with that new horrible Rose gimmick? Who is that cringe worthy shit supposed to even be targeted towards?
>>843270
He failed the wellness policy in 2013 when he was suppose to win the IC, effectively ruining his career.
Who's going to be the next Chris and Sunny?
>Rusev and Lana
>Big Cass and Carmella
>Mikaze and Sasha
http://strawpoll.me/6341580
>>843271
>Who is that cringe worthy shit supposed to even be targeted towards?
Vince probably. He sits in the production room the only guy laughing at it.
>MORE ADAM ROSE SEGMENTS DAMMIT
>>843278
This hurts me because Adam Rose is actually super talented in ring but he went from doing squash matches to jobbing overnight
>>843275
>League of Nobodies
>>843280
When he turned party-pooper Heel he had a fucking awesome run of matches and showed some awesome offense.
>>843283
Yeah, it's nice when he does get the rare decent match. He has one of the nicest spinebusters ever. If they gave him more of a push that could be a really good signature move like Goldust's powerslam thing
>>843275
LON doesn't make any sense. It's just muh standard anti-America gimmick. Laziest writing possible.
>>843288
They've stopped doing that shit though, they just beat the shit out of people, which is pretty entertaining
>>843287
I don't get why they don't make that a finisher.
I mean Goldust's scoop-slam would kinda step on Orton's toes and definitively say "mine's better!", but nobody else really does a spine-buster now.
Titus is the closest thing and he's a literally atrocious wrestler and the most bumbling uncle tom motherfucker I've ever seen so they should step on his toes.
>>843288
Have they even demonstrated any anti-America sentiment?
They just don't like Roman.
>>843289
Then they get squashed by Roman every single time, which isn't so entertaining.
Anybody watching Smackdown tonight
Don't watch it all since I read the spoilers
But it is live and I have nothing better to do
Kinda debating on this
>>843280
Remember that time he came out with Cesaro and Kidd and it looked like they were going to form a stable? I was disappointed he couldn't ride them back into the midcard.
>>843107
Roman is LITERALLY saving the company
>>843299
Yeah, only watching it because it's live, not that it'll change the quality or anything.
Could be a fun Christmas special.
>>843107
>>843114
BASED FUCKING ROMAN
>sheamus and roman in the main event
>cena coming back to the main event
>jack swagger and ADR in the main event
feels great f a m
>>843107
People tuned in last week when it was very obvious that Roman was going to win the title, then went back to not caring because this week's episode was the fucking Slammy Awards. Ratings will go back up when it's a normal episode again.
And it only took WWE the entire year to realize that people want to see Roman kick the shit out of people and win instead of get beat and cry all the time.
>>843318
>Taking out last week's show, it was the most watched episode since the October 5th show
do you not know how to fucking read?
this episode was a sucess
>>843166
Those attitude era ratings holy fuck
>>843107
Impressed, honestly. They weren't going to maintain the high but good job for not plummeting back to the low.
>>843322
Those are house show attendance numbers not ratings you tard
>>843321
wow, the highest ratings in 2 whole months
Yeah, let's just ignore the 500,000 people who didn't watch from the previous week because it was the fucking Slammy Awards. I never said the episode was a flop in the ratings. What I did say was ratings would be higher next week. So what the fuck are you so mad about?
>>843329
sounds like youre the one thats mad desu
>>843330
Annoyed, not mad.
:^)
is roman gonna show up to this smackdown? not gonna watch otherwise
>post yfw WM32's Main Event is CeCe vs RoRo for the WWEWHC
>ends in a 60 minute time limit draw after an epic confrontation
>the following night the belt is split back into two
>Cena gets the WHC for newly Live Smackdown
>Roman keeps the WWE Title for Raw
WWE Saved?
Anyone expecting a swerve with Cena returning next week? They can't really be THAT desperate for good ratings, right?
>>843339
>A swerve on a throw away raw
No
>>843336
Of course he will.
>>843336
No but your favorite fatso Kevin Ovens will be on.
>>843338
>WrestleMania main event ending in a draw
>a 60 minute Iron Man match ending in a draw
no
>>843346
I never said Iron Man match.
>Zero of my usual sites have an SD livestream up
Guess I'm going to bed.
So Smackdown is just 1 hour right?
>>843345
He's the champ and has appeared on every single show for weeks. This is a live episode too. It would be surprising if he were not there.
>>843347
Thats actually worse then.
>>843347
So you just want a regular 60 minute match? Either way, it's a shit idea.
>>843351
2 hours retard.
>>843359
spear yourself cuck
>>843364
You actually think people won't shit on a WrestleMania main event ending in a draw? You just don't fucking do that. Kill yourself.
>>843389
>he can't appreciate god-tier storytelling akin to Sting's epic clashes with the Nature Boy, Ric Flair
Just as those two legends did, John Cena's epic clash against the Big Dog Roman Reigns will move rock fans to their emotional cores as they can not continue.
It's money. I'm sorry you can't appreciate that.
>>843402
Please have sex.
I hereby call all A+ players in order for
>sethfags unite
>>843492
>Jasethy
>>843492
checking in.
>>843492
Kill yourself
>>843492
UNITE
N
I
T
E
DEANETTY DROPPED ON HIS HEAD LMAO
>>843758
And then they showed that fuckup like 10 more times
>rr2016
>usos are both out around the low teens, Deanetty comes out in the high teens
>every member of LoN+Owens comes out after and throws out Usos and the jobbers left
>Deanetty getting beaten on by all of them
>Roman comes out around 26
>able to overturn the odds for a sec and eliminates King jobber and del rio and knocks down all of LoN with Dean's help
>Rusev staggers up
>Dean goes to do his meme clothesline
>rusev tackles him and double eliminates himself and Dean
>Owens+Sheamus beating down on prone Roman
>https://youtu.be/V-rybe5jryM
>giant American flag unfurls behind the ring
>pyro and fireworks out the ass
>he rushes in, destroys Sheamus easily
>puts Owens in the ankle lock and holds it past him tapping out
>Romans stirs up
>they're the final two
>angle low blows Roman when he goes for the handshakes
>puts him the ankle lock and grapevines it
>but Roman just wont tap
>climbs the ropes for the moonsault
>Roman gets up and superman punches him in mid flip
>Roman vs Brock (c) at WM
>Angle vs Owens for the IC title
Rate my fantasy booking where I had to make Roman win because it wouldve been too ridiculous otherwise
>>843759
His did the finish go down? I couldn't watch cause I was laughing so hard
I don't know why I bothered to watch this.
Cole getting slowly pissed at Becky for not pushing the storyline was hilarious.
Deanetty got REKT
BASED FATASS
>>843761
why the fuck would Roman win or even be in it when he's the champion?
>>843760
her pits are glorious
>>843763
Ambrose blocked a superkick, Owens got rekt with one instead then Ziggler got le dirty deeds and ate the pin.
>>843765
Cole was actually bearable tonight. The 'dreaded empty box' comment made me kek
>>843770
The Authority schedules the WWE title match for earlier in the night and Brock beats him. Brock returns as a prize fighter (literally what he is irl) and agrees to the fight because they're paying him a shitload of money. Since Roman is over now it shouldnt be a problem having them face each other like that. Roman then looks double strong winning the Rumble after barely losing to Brock 90 minutes before.
>>843766
HES STILL STRONG
BASED FATASS
>>843778
You are even more delusional than Vince
>>843773
>I told ziggler to eat the pin and he actually did it the absolute madman
KEVIN OVENS
*CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*
KEVIN OVENS
>>843784
what is this meme. did he kill a kike or something
