no MMAFaggots allowed
>Usos winning tag team of the year despite being out for about half a year
what the absolute fuck
ryback 30 time wwe champ
kevin obese owens heart attack age 35
>>842428
They're getting the Roman treatment
Smdh tbqh New Day is way better, though on the verge of getting stale
Who enjoying Breaking Ground here?
>>842441
WHOS ASS IS THAT
>>842442
Based Billie Kay.
>you will never be a clueless as fuck Eva Maria being taught by Sam Zayn and Tyler Breeze
jdimsa
>Bo dressed up as Santa
best moment of RAW, no contest
>>842448
At least it's some evidence she's actually trying.
>>842461
Well no one is gonna remember what happened on the Slammys next week so it's kind of pointless
>>842466
It's a complete waste of time. The next few shows are just phoned in because nobody can be bothered until Rumble season.
>>842469
About Rumble, I wonder how many surprise returns we'll see.
I hope RVD will appear
>>842452
All that effort and she's still getting outshined by girls making their TV debuts
#WhosYoDaddio
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12unZlp1ENk
>>842470
The biggest surprise entry for a Royal Rumble would be good booking
Imagine if it could actually be a quality match with smart booking that led to a satisfying winner
>>842429
>Implying Ryback won't have a heart attack first due to all the steroids.
>>842475
100% its going to be brock. Cena is wayy too obvious since hes the coverboy for the RR poster.
I would like someone new and fresh to win and get into the title picture but realistically, Vince is just going to have a part timer win.
Im ok with Brock I guess, Its just the same fucking match a 2nd year in a row is really not exciting at all.
>>842477
> not banking on the posterboy
Do you even watch WWE?
>>842478
>Cena vs Roman
>>842476
ryback is completely natural my friend
>>842483
>>842500
If we're giving awards to tag teams who only stayed active for half the year it should've been Cesaro & Kidd
Rollins & Nikki are heels but they still won
stop lurking our threads Smark Busters.
>>842502
Both out of injuries so they get sympathy votes... It's not rocket science.
>cesaro & kidd
lel
>>842503
They only come here to link their new videos don't they?
>>842435
Absolutely perfect. Based Ro man.
thx anon
>>842504
> I-I'm not wr-wr-wrong
Are you stupid?
Rollins was WWE World Champ for over 200 days and Nikki had a record-breaking Divas Title reign, they both got it on "merit"
The fuck did the Us-OW!s do this year?
>Rollins wins the slammy
>returns
>cuts the most bog-standard recap promo like he had done for the duration of his boring reign
Holy fuck get a load of this guy
>>842510
Nah he's right. Rollins was a Main Eventer for a lot of the year and got injured so that was all sympathy because people would look past his Heel/Face shit at the work he put in and his unfortunate injury.
Nikki is surprisingly over with markettes
Nobody really cares THAT much about the Tag Division so I'm betting the votes are low and the Usos are over with jimmies.
New Day and Usos were the only ones that likely got any votes at all, Rey Mysterio probably proxy'd a few for Kalisto but other than that I'm betting the vast majority went to those two and it was directly Usos' jimmies vs New Day's smarks.
Jimmies were always gonna win.
>>842480
Sounds like a virgins nightmare.
>>842521
nice meme
>>842521
Of course it is, how do they pick who they want to cheer for?
>>842526
>>842521
>blatantly samefagging
>>842521
I think Cena vs Roman could have some legit potential if they made one of them a tweener.
Really, they have to do this, right? I mean Face vs Face Angles are fine when it's an older guy such as the Rock who part-times, but two active guys, both of whom genuinely vying for the spot as Top Face?
Somebody has to buckle for the sake of intrigue, right?
>>842530
>vying for the spot as top face
Cena is and until he retires, be the top face.
>>842533
I wish I believed this as vehemently as you do
Roman's simply too strong
>>842527
Not him, dummy.
>>842530
Reigns will heel it up like he did against Bryan
Then immediately go back to being uninteresting once he WINS LOL
Remember, 28th is boycott Raw.
>>842542
Fuck off Smarkbuster kek
>Neville Wins Breakout Star of the Year so KO can interrupt him, set up a match and shuffle Neville off to the side with minimal screen-time
>No-Draw Outlaw just happens to be backstage
>Usos Win Tag Team of the Year
>Nikki Diva of the Year
Could they have made it any more laughably scripted?
>>842556
It feels like they gave the Uso's it to make it see less scripted...
>we obviously wouldnt give the award to these guys who were gone all year, it must be that they're so popular that the fans voted them anyway because the fans are definatly choosing
>>842556
>Could they
Yes, the answer is always yes
>>842441
>>842443
>>842444
enjoy a real ass from breakingground even eva passing by is checking her out.
People fucking care about a fake award for a fake sport. Lol.
>>842556
>>No-Draw Outlaw just happens to be backstage
bryan was backstage?
>>842565
Best take what you can, that bitch gonna be future endeavoured sometime soon most likely.
>>842566
We care when they make it blatantly obvious just how fake it is. At least attempt to be realistic.
>>842566
It can be funny at times when they accept the fake award. Especially Nikki Bella
>this goes out to every little girl in the audience
>the ones who buy tickets to see me and to see NXT
>i am a role model for these little girls and i know you all come just to see me!
>can clearly see her underwear through this strange black negligee
>all while Paige is standing beside her looking bored like she just wants to be put out of her misery
things like that just make you laugh. Not to mention half of the award winners didn't show
>the winner is sting!
>...but sting isn't here! so I accept the award on his behalf even though no one cares about me!
>the winner is brock lesnar!
>...but brock isn't here...and uhh...did you really expect him to be?
>meanwhile seth who tore his acl and mcl shows up on crutches and cuts a six million dollar man promo about a month after the initial injury
Can't even finish or watch this show anymore.
>a bunch of heels proud they beat up a midget
>they won't stop hugging each other
>sheamus doesn't even care he lost the title
>keeps hugging rusev
>Kane
>get out of my ring
>they dont want me to get out
>get out of the ring
>you sound like a little kid.
mom tells the 13 year old son to leave a room, but the son is 13 and in puberty so he wont do as mom says.
>get back in the ring
WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE DOING?
>>842567
What?
>>842582
Yeah that was fucking stupid.
>get out
>lol imma make u mad
>by doing what u say
>GET BACK HERE
Just made Steph look stupid and Roman's range as an actor/speaker is woeful.
>>842587
not only did it make Steph look stupid, it made roman look like an annoying ass teenaged kid who rebels against his parents with passive agression.
>LOL
>OMG
Fucking cringe.
Also
>not showing the Curb Stomp in the Seth montage
>>842591
curb stomp is racist therefore not allowed
>>842591
Is it really banned?
>>842588
And showed Roman's god-awful emoting.
How does one go from "brooding, smoldering, handsome bad-ass" to "Samoan Mr.Bean" so quickly?
>>842591
>Seth wins the WWE title with Curbstomp
>not long ago after it's completely erased and the short montage just shows him winning the title but not using the curbstomp itself
come on, wwe
>>842428
Its fan voted m8
>>842596
Well you can't really blame them, it was the perfect storm to offend soccer moms.
>particularly easy for the keedz to try out at home
>particularly dangerous if the keedz do try it
>has strong racist ties in real-life
It's like if they made someone's finisher "stabbing".
>>842598
Then Seth adapted Pedigree which is really fucking easy to pull off when you're a kid too
>>842599
Yeah, but it doesn't either evoke such violent imagery or have direct ties to white power rangers stomping black people's skulls onto the curb.
>>842595
they want to push him as the next Rock.
funny and dangerous.
>>842601
Problem is Roman is not charismatic at all
>>842603
and not as good in the ring.
or as good on the mic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tX1l-fACxn0
stumbled across this segment earlier today.
>>842594
Yeppers. The move was deemed "too fun" so they had to hit it with the banhammer due to WWE's No Fun Allowed policy.
Is there a regular episode of Raw or is it just the slammys? I can't find a stream anywhere.
>>842577
>can see her underwear
So, basically the same amount she wears to the ring?
>Paige looking bored like she wants to be put out of her misery
So, selling the (albeit shit) angle of being named incorrectly as the winner while the actual winner makes a speech?
>>842443
Peyton is so much better, unfortunately it looks like she's getting blacked by Apollo.
>>842470
It's a shame they already ruined the return of Zayn and Cena. Brock, Orton, and Bryan are pretty much the only surprises left for actual possible winners. I don't give a shit about MVP showing up as a surprise entrant.
I'm pretty happy that Kalisto won that Slammy to be honest lads
>>842613
fuck off beaner
>>842615
LUCHA
U
C
H
A
>>842612
>It's a shame they already ruined the return of Zayn and Cena
>Zayn
How?
>>842480
No idea what the WHC match is gonna be at RR, but I've got a feeling Brock is gonna get fucked out of the rumble and then leads to a quick feud and a triple threat match at mania. Cena is literally the only guy kayfabe that can beat Brock, or even put on a good match with him, so it's hard to do anything with him.
>>842618
"Zayn returns" promo's in NXT. Cena wrestling next week. I'm speaking more on the surprise RR entrant front.
>>842620
Oh, well I get you on Cena but Zayn's return is only being pushed as an NXT thing.
He still has the potential to be a shock entrant in the RR.
>>842600
>only neo nazis ever stomped on peoples heads
Why do Americunts make everything about race?
>>842621
Takes all the shock out of it when you know he's doing dark matches and coming back for an NXT match. Still works best when you don't hear a word about a guy.
>>842577
>Nikki got a louder pop than Paige
>>842622
I'm a bong, m8
It has obvious correlations to very vicious imagery WWE would like to separate from and that's not even mentioning its combination of easy-use and devastating effect in a shoot situation.
>>842628
based nikki!
Who would you mark out for the most if he appeared in RR without previous announcement?
I'd pick RVD, Jeff Harvey, Bryan, JBL, maybe Sting
>>842628
She has literally performed more consistently than Paige this year.
And Nikki's shit but Paige is just abysmal.
>>842620
> watching post-neville NXMeme
get out nerd
>>842628
she did. still think the slammys are suspect but nikki over paige isn't a strange result and i wouldn't have been surprised if either won. if charlotte or sasha won I would've called bullshit. still that was a return pop and the situation was built for her to get a reaction.
>>842607
Based. Just watched a bunch of segments in the related videos and man the difference in quality from then and now is night and day.
Those days are never coming back are they?
>>842629
Jesus Christ I hate people like you so much
>>842634
I know, took such a serious drop in quality but I still somewhat enjoy it. A lot of people forget that it's the developmental league, it's not always gonna be perfect.
>it's a "Dean is shirtless" episode
>>842634
>watching post-Bo nxmeme
fucking geeks desu
>>842637
>being edgy
>>842632
>>842643
>mfw
Would mark out like a 10 year old Cena fan.
>>842598
You mean like the back stabber?
>>842643
>>842646
>yfw Cena and Angle are the final two
>yfw Angle makes Cena tap and Angle Slams him over the top rope
>>842632
>>842632
Jericho
>>842648
>my dick when
>>842628
if you ever go to a WWE event I can guarantee you'll see more people in Bella gear than Paige gear
it shocked me too the first time
>>842628
bellas are hella over
paige is just over
>R-Truth joins The New Day
>Now they have 4 men The New day starts feuding with The Wyatts
Don't act like you wouldn't enjoy it.
>>842657
only if they become the new nation.
>>842632
>Kurt
>Balor
>Jeff Hardy
>Sting
>Bryan
Kurt appearing would make me go insane
>>842658
Nah they'd have to call it the Shin Neo Nation - Fighting Climax 100%
>>842657
>adding people to a successful formula
I wouldn't. Truth wouldn't even fit.
>>842502
>Nikki
>heel
No. She got all gushy, thanking the crowd and saying it was for the divas. There are no 'heel' divas. They change on a weekly basis. Paige is freaking face again after insulting a dead guy a few weeks ago.
>>842661
>>842657
I agree
he's too old
Truth is fine on his own but having comedy jobbers isn't part of the WWE's formula now. Everything has to be building to the few focal points which are the belts. Its wasn't always like this but I guess it is now for better or for worse.
>>842628
The Bellas are loved by the marks. Paige is a smaller combination of marks and smarks. Plus she really didn't do anything at all this year besides job. Nikki had a big title reign at least.
Paige had a great 2014, but this year was meh.
>>842666
I didn't mean in that sense, I just meant comedically, he doesn't mesh.
He's the usual cringeworthy family-style cartoony WWE comedy. Albeit he actually makes it work sometimes as opposed to say, Santino, who is unfiltered cringe.
New Day are a little sharper than that.
What would happen if 'IWC' smarks overnight become the clear cut majority of WWE fans? Would the product have to change to appeal to them or would it embrace it's demise and continue pushing Roman?
>>842659
I'm pretty sure I'd just pick right up where I left off with the "YOU SUCK" entrance. Now if he came out for Rusev about a year ago I would have been excited.
Predictions for Smackdown tonight? I see Ambrose retaining and New Day losing. We Lucha booties now.
>>842657
>not Bo
>>842675
BO is going to join the wyatts and make them BOLIEVE and take over the family and kick brayyyy lmao out, so he can job by himself.
>stephanie beat up tom phillips because she got mad for no real reason and set up bullshit matches.
what
are
we
doing?
>mfw we get Brock vs Kurt 2 at mania
>>842681
forgot this
>>842678
>punishes the Usos and Dean
>by putting Dean in a 1 on 1 with guaranteed minimal interference
>and putting the Usos in a completely odds-overcomeable situation they have overcome in the past
>not putting Dean in a gauntlet match against the entire midcard
>put putting the Ushits against New Day, Ascension and Los Matadores in a 7v2 Tornado Tag
>>842678
wonder what the backlash would be if Triple H beat up JoJo
>>842678
She's just being a woman, anon. It's nice to have some realism now and then desu.
>>842685
Of course it would be deemed both sexist and racist blah blah blah. Thinking about feminists makes my brain cry.
>>842685
Wouldn't be the first time he put a monkey in its place, brother.
>>842684
all this because roman got out of the ring when steph asked him to.
>>842685
Phillips lives matter.
>>842686
man, nothing realism in wwe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsESZMBJhXw
this was only two years ago
how far has the WWE fallen?
>>842425
There's nothing "based" about Kevin Owens.
*Ryan Reeves voice* stupid
>>842477
They're probably doing Cena vs Del Rio for the US Championship instead.
>>842733
go away russo
>>842733
>best healthy wrestler they have right now.
>best talker they have right now.
>>842757
Arent wrong about the talker part but
>weight gain since august
They need to cut his body down to to how it was in NXMEME if they move him up
>>842757
>>best healthy wrestler
my favourite meme
>>842730
Watching everyone's face during this is hilarious
>tfw Daniel Bryan will never ever perform in WWE again
>>842763
>no john
>no seth
He isnt wrong though. Hes a better in ring worker than everybody else right now except maybe flippy manlet neville. He barely ever gets gassed and evidently has good cardio
Visually he just looks like a slob
>>842768
>rollins out, cesaro out
its just meme after meme
>>842757
None of those are true.
IWC BTFO
https://twitter.com/JoeyStyles/status/679392243921235969
Asuka's theme is so fucking good.
>>842772
>>842770
E P I C
P
I
C
>>842773
>irrelevant sandnigger
>btfoing anyone
>>842773
>>842777
Joey Styles is a dunecoon?
>>842776
Maybe you should eat less of those and you'll look less like Kevin obese Owens.
>>842610
Slammy edition of RAW. It's just one show.
>>842781
No, he's more guido shit. He looks a hell of a lot like a sandy in his profile picture though.
>>842780
>being baited by le antismark autists
m8, just let them bathe in their own shit unironically.
Whos your all time favorite rassler famalam?
I just had this crazy thought that the rise and fall of Eric Bischoff might actually make an interesting film, given how we went from being rejected by the WWF for an announcing job to almost putting them out of business.
They could cast Leonardo DiCaprio as Bischoff to attract the normies.
>>842786
fuck if i know.
>>842780
>im far from obese
>>842786
No need to get r00d, anon. We're just playing. Well I am at least. I don't dislike Cesaro or Rollins, it's just fun to bait people.
>>842757
>>842761
>>842763
>best wrestler
I love KO but you guys seriously need to develop some form of memory past goldfishes.
It's like you forget how good guys are if they're not allowed to wrestle on TV. They don't miraculously stop being good just because WWE can't utilize them.
KO is a near Top 5 on a fully healthy roster but Neville's healthy and he's fucking incredible in-ring.
tbqh tho I think KO is the best overall package they have in-terms of their young guys
If he loses in one aspect he beats them in the other
>Dean and Bray are near or passed his level as speakers
>he surpasses them in-ring
>Seth surpasses him in-ring
>he kills him as a speaker
>>842794
>Owens surpasses Seth in mic skills
I'M THE GUY WHO BEAT JOHN CENA ON HIS FIRST DAY HERE
YOU LIKE THAT?
anyone gonna watch super smackdown?
seems like it might be decent but then again it's smackdown so who knows
>>842794
HEY SMARKS. *shakes ass*
YOU LIKE THAT HUH?
>>842774
Yes 21st Century Schizoid Man by King Crimson is a good song
>>842794
>Seth Surpasses him as a speaker
No
>Seth Surpasses him in ring
Yes.. absolutely.Seth is the best ring worker and destroys everybody in terms of. performance (in b4 inury joke). Him lardo and no charismasaro are my picks for work rate
>Dean surpasses him as a speaker
I can actually get behind this. Deans promo skills is all he has going for him.
>Bray
Nah.
>>842799
I am. I've nothing better to do. Just wasting away the hours til friday.
>>842802
>>Seth Surpasses him as a speaker
>No
I meant that KO killed Seth as a speaker.
Like, Seth beats KO by a little bit in-ring, not much but a noticeable amount.
KO beats him fairly soundly at talking.
Thus, KO better overall package.
>Seth is the best ring worker and destroys everybody in terms of. performance
Cesaro, Zayn, DBry, Neville.
>>842804
Face it fatty the only reason you like him is because you're 200 lbs
>>842798
>>842800
>>842804
YOU LIKED THAT HUH?
>>842808
>200 lbs
>heavy
Twink whos under 6 ft detected
18+
>>842812
If you're 200+ lbs I very strongly doubt it's all muscle.
TIME IS COME AND GONE FOR WORDS
A THOUSAND THREATS I'VE HEARD BEFORE
>>842807
>Seth beats KO by a little bit in-ring, not much but a noticeable amount.
It's not even close
Seth is so much better than KO it's ridiculous
The only people who can touch him are Bryan and Neville, maybe Cesaro
>>842813
>he thinks 0% body fat is healthy
>>842810
>>842807
>Like, Seth beats KO by a little bit in-ring, not much but a noticeable amount.
lel seth has a diverse moveset owens does not
>KO beats him fairly soundly at talking.
yet when people repeat his promo style you get pissed off.
That promo seth did yesterday was better than what owens has done in months.
>>842815
>over-rating someone this much
Don't be a mark, m8. Seth's incredible in-ring but KO is fantastic, too. There's not that much of a difference just because there can't be THAT much of a difference when both guys are operating on those levels.
Seth's a Top 5 Guy but he's below DBry, Cesaro, Neville and Zayn.
>>842817
HEY ANON
YOU LIKE KEVIN OWENS HUH?
>>842814
BUT WORDS ARE CHEAP
BUT LIES ARE BIG TO TAKE
>>842815
Neville a shit. KO is atleast impressive in a Roy Nelson sense because he can move around because of his size. So im replacing Neville.. Nevilles still great tho. I agree with you on all the other shit
>>842816
>Hes over 200 lbs and a Kevin Owens fan
To be expected.
>>842815
Just the his look alike fanbase still pissed owens lost the slammy.
>>842820
>recycling old memes and pics
Yes anon. I get it. You're trying to fit in
>>842818
>lel seth has a diverse moveset owens does not
They both have pretty good move-sets. I think Owens' is more diverse honestly due to the mixture of heavy-hitting and somewhat acrobatic/agile stuff.
>yet when people repeat his promo style you get pissed off.
What?
Seth's promo yesterday was really boring. He just doesn't have much personality as a speaker. I don't think he's a bad speaker or anything but he's soundly trounced by KO in that regard.
He just did a boring recap segment because that's all he's capable of. He wasn't even forced to carry 15 minutes like his reign and he was still very dull.
>>842819
>Don't be a mark, m8
Says the overweight Kevin Ownes fan
>it would take Kevin Owens the entirety of SummerSlam to pull off this spot
>>842820
>that height difference
Christ, no one is ever going to take this guy seriously as a main eventer. He is totally dwarfed by almost every top guy.
>>842820
>being this worked
>>842827
State of this gimmick, mate.
>>842823
This fuccboi is really trying to get surly on the internet
>>842827
Have you not seen his debut match? He did a much more impressive version of this.
Anyway. Youve basically exposed your gimmick so.
Apply yourself more tripshit
>>842831
the state of your heart
>>842833
This fatty really got triggered on the internet.
>>842837
Fuck me, it's like someone rolled a pizza into a ball.
>>842825
>Trying to fit in
Wew lad.
>>842837
This picture is oppressive.
>state of this thread
what the fuck happened to /wwe/. I miss /sp/
>>842845
>What happened to /wwe/
Lol spotted the /asp/. You're pretending as if Kevin Owens was ever liked in this general. Just go back to your stonecold circlejerk thread pham.
>>842825
HEY FANS
*eats candybar*
YOU LIKE THAT?
>>842847
newshit spotted.
>>842845
The banter did slide hard when we moved to /asp/
Owens needs to do more of his cool moves.
>>842850
Please lose weight
>>842851
Probably because we lost about 40% of the regular posters when the move happened.
>Someone says something negative about Kevin Ovens
>5 neckbeards crawl out of the woodwork and call him the best thing since sliced bread
>>842847
Not that guy but /sp/ liked KO coming up.The fat jokes are fun bht The YOU LIKE THAT COLE meme didnt start getting over till we moved to this shithole. Ziggler, Deanetty and Bray were the people that everyone shit on.
>>842852
HEY VINCE
*wipes blood*
YOU LIKE THAT?
>>842852
Hopefully they let him whenever or if he ascends. Stone Cold has a good taste in workers phamily
>>842855
>people try to discuss a wrestler
>five /asp/ies come out of the woodwork and try to banter with stale memes
State of /wwe/
What the fuck happened to ZaynOwens Mark? Atleast that guy could handle the bants. You KO marks are all fucking pussies.
Guys instead of fighting amongst ourselves we should go shitpost in MMA and toy gun threads, it's much more fun
>>842857
Nah, that's just the ol' WWE Style pidgeon-holing him. Neville's honestly the guy with the broadest skill-set in-terms of the superficial (flips, mat/technical, strikes) they have.
DBry is more versatile when you go in-depth, tho
I'd rate them
>DBry
>Cesaro/Neville/Sami in some ordering of your choosing becaue fuck if I can separate them
>Seth
>>842856
>sp/ liked KO coming up.The fat jokes are fun bht The YOU LIKE THAT COLE meme didnt start getting over till we moved to this shithole.
This literally isn't true and I can prove you wrong in about 5 seconds by going through the /sp/ archives.
>>842866
>giving bumps to those shit threads
Nah. This is /wwe/'s house now lad
>I watch wrestling for the matches
>>842863
>Atleast that guy could handle the bants
Newfag detected
You now remember the time /wwe/ broke ZaynOwens mark
Well, YOU don't.
>>842870
BMJ is a lucky man desu
>>842868
>oct 2015
>he'll just nitpick the posts he wants to
dont waste your time lol.
>>842861
>/asp/ies hate Kevin Owens
Doubt it kid.
>>842848
THIS IS AWESOME!
*CLAP CLAP*
>>842875
He still posts here and never left like devshitt though
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE MY FRIEEEEEND
>>842877
>Says that meme didn't start till we moved here
>Show him an actual post from the /sp/ archives
>y-y-y-ou're just cherrypicking
You can like any wrestler you want fatass. Just don't expect everyone to do so as well. If you're looking for a hivemind go back to reddit or /wooo/ where you get banned if you say something negative about a wrestler.
>>842852
didn't he do a starship pain looking move off the turnbuckle in one of his Cena matches?
forgive me, I'm not a movesguy
>>842884
>talks about hivemind
>contributes to le /mu/ tier anti smark contrarian posting
Im sure youve always liked "HarpGOAT" right? The irony in this post is fucking hilarious
>>842886
But I'm not a triggered overweight /asp/ie.
>what happened to /wwe/
Embarrassing.
>>842880
Devitt was the one who outed him for being fat in the first place which gave rise to all Kevin Owens fans being fat.
>>842891
>/asp/ie getting btfo
The amount of buzzwords being thrown around in this thread is amazing to witness
>>842889
Doesn't matter who I like fatso, if someone doesn't like them I'm not going to sperg out over it like you are.
>Oh no you don't like Kevin Ovens, you must be le trolling! How can you not like this overrated indie darling?
>Uses the word "anti smark" unironically
You /asp/ies and wootists are so easy to spot. Lose weight.
>>842893
Fuck off caleeb, the only thing you started was being a fucking faggot in these thread.
post a pic to prove you're not an /asp/ie
>>842885
dont remember.
but i kinda doubt he would do flippyshit stuff like that.
>>842893
people were saying that long before that happened, it the most used bant ever. CMZOM admitted to being a fat french faggot way before that is well.
>>842899
>>842894
>Fattie can't handle the heat from the Kevin Ovens roasting
Tears
>>842903
kekt hard
>>842904
>this mad
Continue
>>842899
>>842899
You now remember that Drew McIntyre was supposed to be the future of the company.
Fat jokes aside and all the /asp/cucks that cant handle them. We can all agree that Kevin Bloatens is a solid worker right?
>>842908
Lose weight
>>842876
But Mr. Sexy Ass lottery is banging her
WELCOME TO THE KEVIN OVENS SHOWWWWWW
I'LL BE YOUR CHEF FOR THE EVENING
>>842913
>We can all agree that Kevin Bloatens is a solid worker right?
There's nothing solid about that fat belly
>>842913
>We can all agree that Kevin Bloatens is a solid worker right?
Yeah he'd make a great caterer.
>>842914
go on
>>842913
yes
