>yfw the Usos Victory announcement is a Heel ploy by New Day
>yfw Michael Cole introducing Usos
>yfw Xavier plays the FF7 Victory Theme on trombone and they come strutting down the ramp
BRIE MODE
>>839957
WAWAWAWAWAWAWA
BRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMMM
>Only Seth match nominated for match of the year is the triple threat that brock carried.
Wew lad, the state of your champion for the majority of the year.
>>839949
>based e doing both a work and a shoot
>>839969
>voting isn't rigged in this show with predetermined results
Uh huh
>>839965
Honestly his only match that should be up there for the duration of his reign was vs Cena at SS anyway.
That was probably better than the Royal Rumble Match in honesty, though.
Cena/KO at EC should win, regardless.
>>839969
>Getting worked this hard
>>839963
BABABAB BABABAB BABABA BABAB
BAAAA BABABA BABABAB BABABAB BABABAB
BAAA
BRRRRRMMMMMMMM
Roman Reigns - WWE champ
Usos - Tag team champs
Samoa Joe - NXT champ
Rikishi - US champ
Deanetty (Roman's token white friend) - IC champ
Nia Jax - Women's champ
Tamina - Divas champ
Kevin Obese Owens - Superstars main eventer
Make it happen Vince :^)
/asp/ies GET OUT
THIS IS FOR REFUGEES ONLY
IF YOU'RE ONE OF MY BASED /sp/ BROS GIMMIE A (You) FOR UNITY!
THIS IS OUR BOARD NOW!
>>839969
>every person that works for them won't admit that it's a hoax
You think, lad?
>>839977
Hi
>>839980
Even the ones that don't work for them anymore.
Dont worry lads, you're getting worked by the Miss Universe angle
;^D
Someone make a gamethread
>>839957
>tfw I did this a few days ago while bored and onw it appears at the start of every thread
>>839984
You're embarrassing yourself m8.
>>839994
Enjoy being alone then
>>840000
Thanks I will. Quads confirm.
>>839994
I don't use tumblr.
>>840027
Your reaction image suggests otherwise
Stephanny's voice is annoying
WHY ARE THERE THREE RAW THREADS
I CAN'T MONITOR THREE ACTIVE THREADS AT ONCE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>840205
This. Yall niggas need to consolidate like a shit mortgage, f.am.
>>840035
>tumblr filename means I, personally, must have taken it directly from tumblr
I suggest you do your homework, newfriend
>>840454
>mfw i go on tumblr and just edit filenames of pics i get from there and fags dont even know the difference
>>840205
use the one with most posts
>miss 30 minutes of RAW because I need to be present when mom and pop argue over our family phone plan
>mfw pop can't even remember what kind of plan he signed his name on
How do I trick this codger into paying my bills?
Why the fuck does anyone cheer for the Bellas? I dont understand??
>>841424
Have sex and you will.
>>841424
i cheer for based nikki.
>divas revolution
>>841468
> implying that Nikkucks aren't virgins
18+
>>840881
Go blog in the Steve too cold thread
They actually did the Steve Harvey parody, the mad men!!!!!!!!!!!
WEW
That woman wasn't enjoying a Pepsi at all.
HOLY FUCK THAT THING NIKKI WAS WEARING IS THE HOTTEST SHIT EVER
HOLY MOTHER FUCKING SHIT SHE LOOKS GREAT TONIGHT
>>841492
fucking called it even said it was going to be r-truth.
>>841498
CM PUNK BURIED!
One of the worst Raws i've ever seen desu
What a piece of shit RAW.
Literally nothing happened.
>>841969
They did the miss universe thing
>>841973
Don't.
>>841969
At least Seth was there
They should just do away with cage matches completely.
>>841984
That was a terrible decision to have him come out.
Rollins should distance himself as far as possible from being a heel.
Stephanie should have accepted the award.
That could have been the perfect basis for him turning face when he returns next Summer.
Did literally anything on RAW happen to make it worth watching ?
>>841992
Nope. Bunch of matches that were pointless. Honestly felt like a clip show for a sitcom.
>>841992
Not in the slightest.
Watch New day promo on YT.
>>841992
Nothing
>>841992
Paige got BTFO
>>841997
>>841996
>>841995
>>841998
Thanks lads
>Sheamus and Ambrose on top of the cage
>In order to win you have to drop off the cage
>They're both still hanging on for dear life
>Sheamus is punching Ambrose who gets knocked off the cage
>He lands on the ground, starts celebrating cause he won although he just got punched there
>Now Sheamus wants to get down only to get speared
>there are yuropoop anons that actually stayed awake ALL NIGHT to watch raw
>it's 4am for them
>they are still awake right now complaining how bad this episode of this childrens show was
>mfw
>>842004
his brother in the back, looks just like him and is taller.
hello went to see meme wars rather than watching Raw
which parts are good? I'll watch Seth's segment. Was the Cage match any good? Did BMJ come back? Any Vince? Is the attitude era still back?
>>842006
Waltman introduced the hand symbol, inspired by his trip to Europe where club-goers would do the "Wolf's head" sign of the Turkish National and Cultural Symbol. In the nWo, Hall and Nash brought the hand sign with them, and it became widely used by the nWo members and fans worldwide.
>>842010
It was literally shit. All of it.
How the fuck did they have a cage match and it was still not worth watching
Stephanie is so fucking hot.
>>841698
>>841698
>>841698
>>841698
>>842014
Mostly cause there's no blood allowed, no edginess, just stupid slapping spots when they're both on top of the cage and for some reason still hanging on.
>>842014
When was the last time we got a good cage match?
Haitch vs Brock?
>>842019
>Kane knows we exist
>>842020
>Triple H vs. Brock cage match
>good
That match was a legitimate joke.
>>842014
Cage matches became lame once pins and going out of doors became winning stipulations.
>>842020
i liked Jericho's cage match against le spooky swamp man
>>842010
BMJ is back next week to bury the LoN
>>842014
Cage matches are almost always shit
>2015
>Tommy Dreamer wrestling consistently on Raw
>Daniel Bryan tending to his garden and Rain Wise water storage system
>>842014
cage matches haven't been good since the 80's
marks still fall for the meme so they continue to roll them out from time to time
>>842020
I'd have to go all the way back to my childhood desu family.
Even Hell In a Cell matches these days aren't that good.
My best Hell in a cell match to date still is that Rikishi vs. Undertaker. vs. The Rock vs. Triple H vs. Kurt Angle vs. Austin. Unreal that this was a match that actually happened.
>>842031
They should have retired the cage match after Taker vs Mankind
That was one strange Raw. Just rehashes of matches we've seen for the last month. Kane vs Wyatts, Becky vs BRIE MODE, Ziggler vs Owens. It was all so lazy. I hope it's just because it's Christmas and it was a slammy episode, but I wouldn't be surprised if last week was a one off.
At least muh irishfu got a clean win for once.
>>842031
Bret vs Owen was the best cage match of all time
>>842033
I couldn't agree more
that match pretty much destroyed cage matches forever
>>842030
Too over, Vince doesnt wants anything getting in the way of the Samoan takeover.
>>842035
yeah, I jumped the gun with the 80's remark
there were still some good ones in the 90's
>>842037
>Vince knows he could make money off Brian but won't take it
How can you be this much of a faggot
>>842040
Pride, ego and being a senile bastard
>>842039
Good point
>>842032
Jeff Hardy cage match agaisnt Umaga was pretty good.
post wrestlers you want to see on UpUpDownDown and what video games they should play (bonus if you include which game they should play)
HarpGOAT
BMJ
Roman
Miz
Becky
>>842046
18+
>>842046
stan hansen
dance dance revolution
>>842046
>Wrestlers back in the day used to shoot cocaine off stripper's tits
>Nowadays they sit around and play video games
I want to see Ric Flair hit towns with young Randy tbqh. That's what I want to see. Not cucks sitting around playing games from the 80's talking "nerdy"
>>842040
Vince really believes Bryan its not material for the future of WWE.
He still believes Mastodons are the way to go.
Is Breaking Ground any good?
2016 Superstar of the Year, the A+ Player, the Aerialist, the Architect, the Man Who Built the Sheild and the Man Who Destroyed the Shield, former Mr. Money in the Bank, the Undisputed Future of the WWE, the rightful WWE World Heavyweight Champion, the Second Coming, Cross-fit Jesus,THE MAN, SETH FREAKIN' ROLLINS
>>842052
It's pretty laughable but watchable in a chatroom.
>>842046
HarpGOAT, BMJ, Becky, Sasha and Beeg. Don't care what they play, just wanna see them.
>>842052
Shoot no.
>>842052
I can't get over the fact WWE has reality shows about becoming a wrestler in full kayfabe
>>842050
Get a new gimmick Jarvis you boring cunt, no wonder you never got anywhere in life
>>842050
>he said, posting on the mongolian cavepainting imageboard
>>842053
Literally can not be stopped
mick foley's santa fetish is fucking weird
>>842053
How can a man be so based?
>>842057
Becky and Sasha have both been on.
>>842046
Fucking Madden final when?
>>842060
Funny thing is I'm not even Jarvis. Glad I triggered you though.
>>842063
He's all too willing to whore himself out for a paycheck.
>hey fuck you vince, your product sucks and here's my weekly blog as to why
>'hey mick wanna dress as santa? we'll give you some money'
>'why sure pal!'
>>842066
hopefully they recorded it tonight
>>842065
You can never have enough of those two senpai
>>842061
Watching people play video games is one of the most beta things you could ever do pham.
>>842068
He says he does it cause the hell in a cell match gave him trauma and dressing up as Santa all year gives him some sort of reprieve from all the dumb things he's done in his career for people's entertainment.
>>842053
torn quad incoming
screencap this
>>842072
Mick...had a hard life
>>842071
>can never have enough Becky
agreed
what did he mean by this
>>842084
>there mind
>>842081
>dem pig tails
>>842081
Please tell me there's more from this set
>>842084
*they're
>>842081
sauce
>>842094
*their.
>>842096
kill me
>that pop for seth
I miss him so much bros
>>842099
It wasn't a pop, more like muffled noise mixed in with some boos.
>>842099
you just miss him because he's gone
if he were there you'd be complaining about his booking just like with everyone else
HNNNNNNG
>>842105
What do you think her father thinks of this?
Based Ramen
>>842113
>chair didn't make him look strong
someone's getting fired
Kevin James is right. How did Gravity man win the Slammy? Kevin beat John Cena and was the champion of the intercontinental. Gravity man only best Star Dust
>>842109
Thanks m8
>>842119
dont forget MARK HENRY!!!!
>>842122
and KING BARRAH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJrAMn8lQwk
>>842122
>Dat pop fpr Henry.
Over, push him Vince!
>>842126
>Henry
>Pops
>Memes
>>842124
fuck off and stop shilling your shitty videos.
>>842105
>liking Noelle
Guessing you haven't seen her terrible WrestlingFigs show.
Who is that fat elf? They should get two slut elfs
>>842107
well seeing as how the clown pays for her everything i think he probably doesnt pay attention or think of what she does unless he calls her or hasnt heard from her.
>>842132
They were supportive.
I read both books.
>>842124
>24:43
>>842143
Fucking disgusting. All that photoshop can't take the ugly away
>>842143
Why did they make her upper body look so big?
who would win /wwe/'s slammy for tater tot of the year
>>842140
Fair enough!
>>842143
god Bo is the best
wish they would give him something to do
Is Seth Rollins a muzzie? He looks like some kind of sand race
>>842157
half armenian I think
>>842157
hes basically a little bit of everything.
>>842155
>Bo is the best
>>842155
I like Bo, but his best days with this gimmick are far behind him.
>Seth
>no pop
>no heat
>no boos
Jasethy
>>842169
He got somewhat of a face reaction when he looked into the camera and did the rebuild speech.
![tumblr_ni6mw7m1Ru1r81c8to1_1280[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Yu0Yd7y.jpg "tumblr_ni6mw7m1Ru1r81c8to1_1280[2].jpg")
>>842147
to make her waist look small
charlotte's holding that title to make room for sasha
>Noelle to Frank: Don't touch my hair. You're not big enough and you're not sexy enough. There's only one man who can touch my hair.
https://www.instagram.com/p/_lI_clJEy0/
>>842175
>someone is willing to pay one thousand dollarydoos for Sasha's shirt
Flairs on suicide watch
He calls them...his fireflies.
WHEN WE SAY UCE YA'LL SAY OH
BASED
ROMAN
>>842185
OW
>nikkis outfit
truly the greatest diva of the decade
ilu nikki
>>842185
>that one woman clearly on her phone
Fucking millennials
>>842188
Trish a shit
>>842188
Do you think she likes anal?
>>842143
She's hot
>>842188
what a whore. doesnt she know kids are watching?
>People unironically defend this slut
think of the little kimmies that idolize her. Fuckin degeneracy
>>842191
Why even bother?
>>842194
>muh children
They've seen it all by age 10 now with the internet. It's only the human body, anon. Don't go all murrican on us.
>>842194
Lol what
>wearing a jumpsuit where people can see clothing that's exactly like your ring gear is degenerate
Go back to /r9k/ you neckbeard
>>842194
i know its b8 but yes now they know everyone wears underwear.
>>842205
mate this is /asp/ not /r9k/
>>842196
Johns a cuck
>>842205
You're not even trying anymore are you?
>having kids
>year of our lord 2015
le sigh
>>842208
>le /r9k/ meme
go to a feminist rally you white knight faggot.
see? I can fingerpoint too ;)
>>842205
You dont get out much do you?
>>842210
>le sigh
Last I saw someone say this was on funnyjunk in 2010.
>>842216
Only b8 can combat b8
So does everyone hate Neville/Ziggler/Owens/etc yet?
>>842191
>Dressed like this
>"I want girls in the audience to look upto me"
>>842218
>Neville
Neutral towards
>Ziggler
Sick of him
>Owens
Still based
>>842218
>Neville
Boring
>Ziggler
been washed up and stale for years now
>Owens
No reason to hate him, guy is still fun to watch
>>842219
Lets hope they do. Millennial women aren't good for much other than eye candy.
>>842218
nevillie is just forgotten really he gets jokes throw his way because hes a manlet and his ear
the other 2 because they are IWC neckbeard/smark favorites.
>>842221
>Owens
>based
What's so based about a fat tub of lard that can't speak worth a shit on the mic?
How many of you know that John Cena vs. Cesaro won the Open Challenge Slammy?
>>842224
Kinda don't want to have a daughter now tbqh
>>842219
all the popstars wear worse. Her ring gear shows more actually.
>cena returning at the christmas episode
wtf is wwe thinking
>>842230
He's going to save Christmas from Owens after he attempts to reveal santa isn't real
>>842226
go to bed Russo
>>842229
Ring gear =/= professional clothing
>>842226
THat he literally looks like 90% of his fanbase.
>>842230
>Christmas episode
>December 28
>>842233
Didn't he already do that with Santino?
>>842238
Lets just not speak of that
>>842233
>implying he wont have a grinch gimmick
>>842236
And that's why he's shit.
>Christmas episode
Gonna boycott Raw, especially since the Smarkbusters are doing the same and aren't reviewing it.
>>842227
>Rollins still injured
>New Day is inevitably gonna job to Usos soon and lose the titles
>Owens is literally the only reason i watch this shit.
Whens Cena coming back to take the title off Alberto El Jabrone. Dude puts me to sleep
>>839949
>Diva of the Year
Sasha better win.
>Paige "wins"
Bullshit!
>Oops mistake it was Nikki Bella
MOTHERFUCKER!
>>842246
He's back next week. No doubt will win the title back at the RR.
>>842226
>my ideal promos are men yelling at the top of their lungs at all times
kek at r truth doing the miss universe thing
and that nikki bella pop GOAT, bigger pop than seth
>>842246
Del Rio is such a moron for selling out and coming back.
He's making just barely more money and working more dates.
Makes zero sense.
Lads, was Raw just Slammy awards and talking or did it have some matches? Trying to decide if it's worth the DL.
>>842247
C'mon, anon. Did you really expect a smark darling to win? Such a fanbase has no real influence. Nikki was the only logical choice.
>>842253
Honestly, don't bother. Watch the little recaps on the YouTube page.
It was pretty much just awkward promos and filler matches.
>>842254
>Neville and Seth aren't smark darlings
>>842242
who?
>>842253
It had an extremely short 4 man tag with TEAM EE CEE DUB + Kane vs The Wyatts. There was Owens vs Ziggler, Becky vs BRIE MODE and Sheamus vs Ambrose in a cage. All short matches.
>>842252
>barely more money
doubt it and hes back in the U.S. doesnt have to travel international as much.
>Roman
>not GOAT
>>842253
Slammy Awards are literally just worked award shows to fulfill Vince and Dunns dream of making a Hollywood film. The fact that anyone takes the voting process seriously is funny as hell tbqh pham.
Watching Owens come out and btfo ziggler and neville walking away like a cuck was pretty amusing though.
Injured Seth was based
Everything else sucked.
Stephen Amell won a slammy so WWE can rake in more jew gold
>>842256
Neville winning was clearly fixed by WWE though. There is no way he'd win over KO in a fair vote. Seth is kind of a smark darling, sure, but he's also male and a main eventer. Banks doesn't appear much and even smarks still tend to dismiss the women as
>lol pissbreak time
>>842258
Who am I kidding. Shit Raw is better than no Raw!
>slammys
>literally half the winners dont even show up
>mfw
>>842263
this desu. Nevilles fanbase is close to non existant and dude doesnt move any merch at all.
They probably just had him win so the segment with Ziggler could happen
>>842265
and yet based seth struggles through his rekt knee to show up
>>842268
>showing up to the slammys
>based
brock didnt even show up in his own hometown
>paying for a ticket to Slammy Raw
>>842269
Brock doesn't give a shit about wrestling though. He's just there for an easy paycheck but is professional enough to put in effort. He's no company man.
>>842265
>slammys
>Part timers win the most awards.
>>842272
>Part timers or worthless new blood jobbers like Neville win/get nominated.
>>842273
>Rock/Ronda winning moment of the year
>Taker/Brock winning match of the year
Breakout Star of the Year
>not Kevin Owens
who books this crap
>>842276
>taker brock somehow better than rr triple threat or cena vs cesaro or cena owens
>>842279
The last Taker/Brock match was excellent though
>>842282
it was good but not even close to the cena matches
>>842282
It was a good match but I wouldn't have it be top 5.
>>842283
Smoooth
People overrate the 2nd and 3rd Taker-Brock matches cause the first one was so bad.
>>842289
Also because they're allowed to do stuff that the full-time roster can't get away with
Top Kek Moment of the Year
>R Truth btfo
Magical.
I wonder if news outlets will be covering the controversial diva of the year award announcement that had everybody talking?
>>842263
> Vince & Dunn fixed it so that a short cruiserweight foreigner would win
You didn't even think this through at all, did you?
OMFG Moment of the Year
>not Seth's cash-in
1 out of 3 so far
>>842299
It was trending on twitter all night!
>>842301
As the other guy said, it was likely set up to allow the Ziggler/Owens confrontation.
>le gets his shirt ripped off man
>>842299
>controversial
>when the majority of diva fans wanted Nikki to win anyway
Anon...
haha raw was so bad.
should've listened to the /wwe/ universe
>>842310
>when the majority of diva fans
>diva fans
Superstar of the Year
>A+ Player
Pretty good but his championship reign was garbo
>>842313
They exist, anon. Total Divas has a pretty sizeable audience.
[spoiler]me included[/spoiler]
>>842317
That tells me that people voted for Roman and Kevin.
>>842317
Seth was flown in just to accept his award.
It was obviously rigged.
