BRIE MODE
Why is Sandow such a wigger
>tfw owens made this his twitter pic
Based representation. Why is this fat fuck so likeable?
>Bellas are the only good divas in WWE
>>839379
No one has ever said this
Roman Reigns going to bury everyone tonight. Can't wait.
>>839372
WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH
>>839376
Its cool that he doesnt give a fuck and everything, but surely he must have felt so much better at the weight he debuted on NXT at
>>839382
more like bury the ratings
>>839385
Yeah. I agree. If he does get elevated to WHC level theyre probably gonna have him cut down to that form again
>>839383
FAT DICK
>Mfw Fat Owens Fat blocks people on twitter who call him fat
Heels these days are such pussies.
>>839385
>>839388
Lets be real here, he's pretty short and his rotund nature has been worked into his character/gimmick/personality very well. If he cut down a bit he'd probably be less imposing, lose some of the "uncanny agility" aspect as well as have less perceived weight behind his strikes. He'd ultimately just be another short guy.
What they REALLY need to do is go the opposite route. Bulk that motherfucker up. Fill out the arms and torso to match the gut.
Make him a monstrous little flesh golem.
>>839376
>dipshit son is a Cena fan
Why does he think it's okay to share that?
>>839376
I still have no clue how he landed a 10/10 wife.
>>839376
If you turn on the TV at any time of the day in Canada there will be a channel showing Simpsons reruns and a channel showing a documentary about the Seven Years' War
>>839390
Hes blocked people for far more other reasons too. Its called having a gimmick. Standard Steen before WWE wouldnt of even gave a shit and would probably dish out some good counter bants. Theres only so much you can do when youre kept on a leash by modern PC WWE.
Block Owens Block t-shirt when
>>839391
>, he's pretty short and his rotund nature has been worked into his character/gimmick/personality very well.
No it hasn't.
Owens has never once mentioned his own size.
>>839398
>Being butthurt about banter is having a gimmick
>>839391
>hes pretty short
Compared to dudes like Orton who are like 6'4 yes. He isnt even that short. Hes 5'10-5'11 at most. He isnt Eddie, Rey or Jamie Noble tier.
He wasnt even that much shorter than BMJ when standing next to him
New look for the high test queen.
>>839401
If being butthurt about being butthurt about banter is a gimmick, why isn't being butthurt about banter a gimmick?
>>839400
>I eat popcorn and drink soda every day of my life
No way that wasn't poking fun at his weight
>>839401
>implying he isnt just keeping kayfabe like a good "WWE Superstar"
>>839404
the fuck is that
>>839404
Maybe she should focus less on her hair and more on not having the bodily proportions of a coconut.
I mean I know she's Samoan but this level of dedication to kayfabe is simply unnecessary in 2015.
>>839407
That was probably his choice to say that desu. I doubt dude gives a fuck about what people think of him. Hes a big boy. Also, any outlaw wrestling fag knows that Steen is a GOAT at backstage politics.
>>839412
>debutant of 2015
I'm pretty sure we could see her muffin-top spilling onto the entrance ramp somewhere in late-2013.
>>839372
Worst finisher in the history of fake fighting
Roman confirmed to be spearing Seth Rollins during his acceptance speech ajahhajaa niggas MCL acl Donna be dead again LOL RIP
>>839412
They sure don't. Nia is just shit though.
>>839405
haha menes
>>839414
>Hes a big boy
He's obese and so are you
>>839404
i like it, works with her face. Based nia jax.
>>839418
this.
What the fuck is even that half assed spinebuster she uses supposed to be? is that her finisher? shes fucking sloppy and lazy
>>839416
>forgetting the cobra
mate
>>839418
>Nia is just shit though.
Lel small dicked white boy
>>839420
>its the current year
>still using this as bants
>>839427
Anyone who defends Kevin Owens' weight is a fatass themselves. It will never stop being true.
Missed last week but it sounds like they're shoehorning Ziggler into the IC picture to eat a pin from Deanetty so that KO can move on without being pinned again
>Sorry @frankwweclown I can't control myself around those Gingerbread men
>>839429
I wasnt defending his weight.
>he doesnt know the term "big boy" is also a synonym for being a grown up
retard detected
18+
>>839426
-.-
>>839431
>GINGED
>>839432
"Big boy" is also what mothers call their sons when they're in denial about their child's obesity. I'm sure you've experienced this firsthand.
>>839431
>getting cuckolded by confectionary
>>839430
If KO keeps beating people up its okay to eat a pin now and then,
>>839528
true, but at least if they chuck Ziggler in he wont have to eat pins vs Dean 3 ppvs in a row
>>839526
Cenas 6'2. and their foreheads basically still touch. I dont have the face to face pic. But that aside youre probably just going to spam dank maymays at me
>>839531
Lie after lie
Go neck yourself tubs
>>839534
point proven. Thanks.
keep posting le /fit/ manlet meme though.
>>839431
Where do I sign up to be the bull?
>>839536
Are you blind?
Cena's nose lines up with KO's forehead.
>>839534
>>839541
the top part of ko's forehead could touch cenas forehead. The height difference is barely two inches.
>>839536
> their foreheads basically still touch
No they dont
My point has been proven and yours has been proven robg, are you blind aswell as short and rotund?
And i havent made any manlet comments either.
why are manlets so bitter and defensive lads?
>>839542
Randy literally has slav height
>>839542
>>839544
> robg
*wrong
Fuck knows how i came out with that
>>839544
top part touches cenas where the brow meets. Youre argument is invalid.. stay memeing hard senpai
>>839423
the cobra atleast was hilariously retarded
brie mode is just...sad
>>839546
Bryan had a much better look with the shaved head.
Fucking thanks Brie.
>>839545
>slav
>height
>>839548
Oreowens' spiked up hair that he has purely to give the illusion that he is taller just touches Cena's eyebrows, plus Cena has a fuck off massive forehead, like 5 inches
K O is legit 5 foot 8, why does this obvious fact cause you so much distress anon?
Why don't you love him?
>>839553
Because his promos are boring and full of nothing and he can't wrestle.
>>839552
Holy shit mate it's not possible to be this fucking stupid
>>839552
hes 5'10 apparently. EDDIE was 5'8
http://www.cagematch.net/?id=2&nr=1499
>>839552
> 6 foot take away 5 inches
My apologies
K O is legit 5 foot 7
>>839557
Legit kekt at your first posts but now youre trying too hard
>>839559
Hes billed at wwe as 6'0
ill take the info of a wrestling site that profiles wrestlers outside of their billed heights than some retard on a vietnamese rice farming simulator.
>>839560
The only time Kevin Owens is taller than 5 foot 8 is when he lays down
>>839416
just confirms bryan is a bad teacher and should be blamed for her shitty yes lock. Mean while BMJ helped nikki become a better wrestler.
>>839559
Bray has never had a good non-gimmick match
He's like Roman where he has to be carried by kendo sticks or tables
>>839563
is it summer again. Why are you recycling shit
>>839562
> cagematch.net
Next you will try to use le meltz as a legitimate source
>>839563
What did he mean by this?
>A womyn should win the royal rumble!!!
>>839572
>presence
You mean his belly taking up 50% of the ring
>>839571
No one has ever said this either
>>839577
rude
reminder: highschool is on winter break.
>>839581
Were you made fun of in high school for being fat too?
>>839574
> you can just call me the hamplanet manlet defence force mark
>>839583
Post belly with time stamp and trip.
>>839585
You first fatty
Okay /wwe/ who's superstar of the year?
>>839588
Seth Rollins
>>839588
Kayfabe: Rollins
Actuality: Cesaro
>>839585
>we will never get to see part 2 of the DEVITT vs CMZOM rivalry
>>839574
>Only one (you)
Wew. Are you mad you can't block me on here like you do on twitter?
>>839591
Yeah because Devitt literally got doxxed and his face got exposed and he pussied out.
I guess CMZOM wins by default
>>839592
I think he was saying the entirity of everyone arguing about his height is autistic.
>>839588
Asuka
>>839593
I never saw his face, someone post it please
> inb4 lelvitt is quentin
Lolno
>>839596
this desu
>>839588
Finn Balor
He has singlehandedly boosted NXT from the developmental show to the superior product
>>839597
Why not?
>>839599
but NXT's gotten worse since Balor became champ
Zayn-Neville was the last truly great NXT match
>>839602
the harts are shit
>>839600
Because Quentin had bants and a personality, Devshitt's literal whole schtick was to call wrestlers by their outlaw names and get b8ed into posting his lips
>>839602
you tried
>>839602
I honestly think Asuka is one of the most talented wrestlers in the world.
>>839606
>Quentin had bants and a personality
Actually hype about RAW tonight. Between the Wyatt's vs. ECW match and the championship changing hands last week was really great.
>>839606
Idk how he got over, his debut gimmick was being a cm punk mark if i remember correctly, then everyone ignored him for a while, and then suddenly everyone was on his dick with that shitty new gimmick.
>>839608
You forgot to greentext it and post a fedora m8
>>839604
>Zayn-Neville was the last truly great NXT match
>Yfw it's been over a year since that match
>>839394
to make sure cena knows he likes and him wont get buried too hard.
>>839612
I'm too autistic to attempt irony
>>839608
She's not going to suck your dick because you lied on 4chan about how good she is m8
>>839588
nobody, all of them are trash.
>>839534
>spiked up his hair to look taller
>>839610
Surprising that wyatts and the ECW retirement crew put on a horrid 2 star match at the PPV then the next night on RAW they have a classic multi man match.
>>839611
Boredom mainly, i only spoke to him because he used to reply to every post no matter how shit the b8 was
Also his bitchfits and rivalry with CMZOM were funny
>>839621
Yeah typical tripfag, they're afraid of being ignored so they treasure every (You) they get even if it's b8.
>>839588
Roman reigns or cesaro
>>839618
Next he will come out with a chihuahua on a leash and lifts like bart simpson
>>839588
Dolph Ziggler tbqh. He steals the show every night.
>>839628
Even worse than my Balor b8 lad
>>839628
Go away Dolph
So will Rollins come back to this version?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GW_akkW58_A
> malapropism
>>839634
Isn't there a vocal version of his theme?
>>839629
Tears @ you
>mfw an /asp/ie tried to post in /wwe/
>>839629
His at least got a laugh out of me, take notes bub.
>>839646
>mfw you have no face
I almost forgot today was slammy week. Is there even a reason to watch tonight?
>>839652
To laugh at how bad it is.
>Extreme moment of the year
>no Seth elbowing Brock at the Rumble
>no Solena Del Sol through the ladder
voted for HarpGOAT powerbombing dean but it won't win
>>839634
>>839641
At this point he should just cement his A+ status and doing his own lyrics or insert sound bites from promos.
>>839652
> tfw the slammys have been irrelevant since Owen died
>>839634
That version is way better
>>839656
>he thinks voting matters
>>839437
Samoan genetics.
>>839437
she had some accident because of a drunk driver,pretty bad, gained weight and hasnt lost the weight
>Sting vs. Triple H on MOTY list
>>839405
SUICIDE WATCH
GET THE B O D Y B A G S
>>839671
Are you serious bro?
>>839671
>Implying it wasn't
Only millennials didn't mark out for dx vs nwo
>>839671
What? Seriously?
The ego on this man....
>>839671
I wonder who put that up there
>>839671
Renee is the most qt girl working for WWE
Prove me wrong fags
>>839668
Almost equivalent to
>muh genetics
as a shitty excuse
>>839676
Actually, only millennials would mark out for that, considering millennials were the main demo for those groups.
oh, wait, could you just be an idiot that doesn't know what a millennial is?
>>839652
To see seth.
>>839676
> marking for NWLol helping sting
> against their irl best friends
> not being baffled and snorting in derision at the utter horseshit involved
Found the underager
PJWTS now faggot
>Mfw the royal rumble triple threat is STILL match of the year and it happened in January
>>839681
Why are people this easy to b8 since we moved to this board?
>Best John Cena U.S. Open Challenge Slammy
why?
>>839682
>wanting to witness a microcosm example of why thousands tuned out over the course of the year
>>839686
Why not? That was one of the best parts of the year
>>839553
but i do..
Although i'd love him more if he was booked for something else than high-tier jobbing and if his promos actually made sense
>>839688
You can just put those matches under Match Of The Year category.
Does anyone else feel that Bray is the Superstar of the Year?
He has been the guy who has most consistently performed and made the utmost out of being handed absolute shit. I mean, Seth was booked poorly, but he was booked prominently, too, Bray was shuffled off to the side and had to one-man-carry feuds with Undertaker and Roman.
Unsung workhorse of 2015 for sure.
>>839571
yes, rose should
she isnt even in the divas division ffs, let her win anything already
>>839588
harper or ambrose tbth
To be perfectly honest, I only care about seeing Adam Rose's segment tonight.
Sting vs. Triple H doesn't even make top 100 matches had this year including those done on Smackdown and Main Event.
>>839699
>Ambrose
Literally what has he even done this year?
>>839571
>Charlotte enters early
>gets punched by a male
>rolls out the ring for 90% of the match
>enters later on
>gently pushes the last guy out as he celebrates standing on the top of the turnbuckle not realizing she hasn't been eliminated
>commentators play up Charlotte's heart for hanging with the Men for so long
>she goes to WM
>against BMJ
>match starts
>he tips his cap
>hits the AA
>gets the clean 1, 2, 3 over sexism after a contest of equality between two equal athletes
>>839696
I think he has been on every PPV this year.
>>839686
because the best match category couldnt be all cena matches
>>839703
Would be mad for months but would mark the fuck out for that BMJ win.
>>839704
He wasn't on the Elimination Chamber.
Which was retarded because the IC Elimination Chamber was won by Ryback whom he pinned the prior PPV.
>>839702
He was one of the most fun guys to watch (in-ring and outside) for me also, he's over af and just won a title
>>839710
Nice b8 bruh, you got me.
>>839710
Oh so he did nothing.
I just realized that Kevin Owens wasn't as fat in NXT. So basically he was told to lose weight, he did, and then as soon as he was in a comfortable position, he became a fat cunt once again. This fat fucker should NEVER EVER be anywhere close to the WWE title until he learns basic willpower.
>>839710
>deanetty marks
>>839696
>He has been the guy who has most consistently performed and made the utmost out of being handed absolute shit.
I'd argue that would be Cody Rhodes
At least Wyatt got a WM match with Taker.
>>839710
Not him but fuck 90% of Ambrose's in-ring game this year.
They have booked him appallingly and he doesn't give a shit anymore.
Though he's one of the better talkers even though he only gets to via backstage segments and is usually consigned to twitching memeily as Roman speaks in the ring.
He's also legit one of the only over Faces/People in general.
>>839714
yep hes a fat piece of shit
>>839717
Key-words, "made the utmost".
Cody has been shit.
Worst RAW ever coming up or just worst of the year?
BASED PAUL AND VINCE AND K KWICK
>>839722
It's not RAW
>>839714
>that real-life Heel-work
>this mark getting obliterated
Holy fuck yes.
>>839714
Pretty much the opposite of kassius ohno, not only did he still his gimmick and his job, he did it better.
>>839721
I like Stardust though
Guys I was edging and almost busted to those Kana gravure videos on youtube. Does this count as a nofap relapse?
>>839722
Christmas episodes are always the dankness because WWE go off the deep-end of retardation.
>you know remember that Christmas episode a couple years ago wherein ADR was mid-way through working a Face Turn
>then he suddenly ran over Santa so he could resume his Heelishness for one night only and job out to BMJ who LITERALLY saved Christmas
>>839553
I do. You're just a false prophet.
>>839728
>I like Stardust
FILTERED
>>839723
Eva blacked when?
>>839730
Thanks adam from what culture! you truly reminded me of that time!
>>839730
>so much heat even his own son hated him for it
based ADR
>>839734
Who and what?
>>839714
>this mark
When people are in NXT they practically live out of the PC. Paige and Becky have gained noticeable amounts of weight too.
They need to get him a personal trainer or something
What superstar do you think gives the best hugs?
I bet it's Goldust
>>839738
What they need to do is learn to craft more stars across the length and breadth of their roster so they can substantiate rotational touring with numerous top guys of each brand and give people more time to rest up and hit the gym.
>>839738
Becky is fine. Paige has become chapter and soon she's be a book.
>>839739
Goldust and Bayley in a cage hug match when?
>>839729
Yes. You're getting a lump of coal for christmas now, naughty boy.
>>839739
Big E tbqh
>>839739
Big E, those massive arms are probably soft as fuck and according to Jericho the Big Ending its the comfiest finishing move you can get
>>839739
Mark henry and ptp.
>>839739
All of the big guys
and Bayley:^)
>>839738
or you know stop hitting burger king after every show and go work out.
True GOATs find a a way to keep in shape and get gainz.
>>839749
Imagine being in that man sandwich
>>839749
>or you know stop hitting burger king after every show and go work out.
ZZ
Z
>>839755
>Fat fuck cuts through the lot instead of going around to walk off some of those carbs he's about to gain
wew
>>839753
Don't be sexist you pig!>:()
Anyone got that gif of Owens eating inside a car?
>>839753
We need an official collection of insulting monikers for Bayley.
Surely we can squeeze a few more funny ones out.
>Bay Leno
>The Bayboon
>John Beaner
>Roman will have a better title run than Rollins
The state of creative
>>839755
>putting the performance center right cross a burger king
its like it was a test for all the NXT people lel.
>>839765
Faces almost always have better runs because they're allowed to have clean wins.
>>839763
lel i forgot about that hope someone has it.
>>839764
>we
Fuck off back to reddit.
>>839755
What if he just orders a salad tho?
WHO HYPED FOR RAW IS ROMAN
>>839703
BMJ?
>>839778
Blow Me Jackoff
>>839775
he still should have taken the long way, also their chicken sandwiches are pretty good.
>>839778
Newfag out
>>839770
>we have this one guy with endless talent who likes awesome high flying maneuvers
>and we have that brooding, dark, muscular and boring guy
>we need a new top face who should be believable as a real talent who works his ass off and a top heel who has to cut his high-skill stuff
hmmm
Is there any raw acestreams for tonight? Want to watch raw live for the first time but dont want shit quality.
>>839776
RAW IZ TATER TOTS
BAZINGA THIS
Wishes for 2016 /wwe/?
Mine is to see Bray Wyatt rebranded as a racist super-heel named Wyatt Power and feud with Big E.
>>839787
http://www.wwe.com/wwenetwork
>>839775
Fast food Joint salads are usually packed full of calories anyway thanks to the myriad dressings.
>>839788
I swear Vince must have gave him that line
>>839793
>CHRISTMAS BALLS
>>839793
>I thought you had these big ol' boulders but it, uh, seems that Santa left you with little lumps of coal
>>839793
I GUESS YOU JUST DONT HAVE BIG ENOUGH JINGLE BELLS SON!
>>839792
Im 99% sure raw isn't on the network at least not in the UK.
>>839793
Come down here to the ring Vince, let me hear your balls jingle all the way
baleebs
>>839790
For WWE to develop the entire roster instead of relying on one guy. I'd like Vince to die too, because he is directly in the way of competent booking, for the women especially.
>>839804
>I'd like Vince to die too, because he is directly in the way of competent booking, for the women especially.
If EVER a fedora image was appropriate
>>839802
>both eyes close
He even botched a wink
>>839805
BAYLEY-VE IT!
>cue entrance music and Christmas-goblin
>>839553
Because he jobs constantly.
>>839800
raw is next week
>>839806
Absorutely eric
They remind me of beavis and butthead and also the columbine shooters
