MONDAY NIGHT RAW GAMETHREAD #4
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>>1443216
Give me a run down. what happened so far?
>Bray not wwe champion
Push this man and drop the Shield bullshit.
>>1443260
FOOD FIGHT
>>1443260
Fucking nothing
>4-7-16
Fuck off Europoor
>>1443260
Worst RAW of all time. Not even exaggerating.
>>1443284
also rare appearance of the Shining Stars and Darren Young in said food fight
Does anyone else seriously get creeped out by the Wyatt family?
Something about them just really sends chills down my spine...
>>1443260
Seth talking about Roman while standing on a table with his crotch on top of Dean's head while completely ignoring Dean and Dean did nothing
>>1443260
Fun little food fight segment in the beginning.
Just had a cool Wyatts promo.
The rest is typical holiday episode filler shit.
the shield needs to fuck off and put the belt back on cena
>Bray Wyatt and Luke Harper vs Broken Matt and the Willow in a Ladders and Fireworks match near the Wyatt shack
>Event is called 'Sanctuary of Fear'
Would you watch it?
>we are little over halfway through
>only promising singles match has come-and-gone
>main event angle wrapped up
>still have to endure new day
WHERE IS THE LIGHT
WHERE
IS
BMJ
>>1443216
if it's so bad why are you all still watching?
>>1443260
The same thing these last few weeks.
>>1443299
I saw the shining stars on main event the other night. They're already buried after only one Raw match.
Oh yes another Ray Donovan season, great series.
Baron Corbin is based
PREDICT RAW'S TV RATING FOR THIS WEEK
>1.9
>>1443302
Dean literally attacked Rollins
>Korbin program
WHAT DOES IT MEAN ASSPEE
LE LONE WOLF
>>1443308
>getting memed this hard by how much everyone "hates" stuff
Are you new to this website?
>Seth who would actually make a great face is the heel
>Deanetty the worst wrestler and getting no pops even as champ, hasn't lifted weights in 7 months, looks like a complete twink
>Roman getting better reactions than both
>Bray wasted in some meme tag feud instead of having an iron grip on the title
>andre the Giant trophy
That shit is cursed.
>>1443315
Well, he has good taste in video games at least
>>1443260
Deanetty got 0 (zero) pop in his home state as an american champion on the 4th of july
>>1443324
What does he like?
>Baron Corbin promo
why
EXCUSE ME
>Icky Vicky is back
BEEG MODE
KURT FAGS BTFO!
>vickie
no kurt
RECORD LOW RATINGS
EXCUSE ME
V I C K I E
I
C
K
I
E
>cenetty on soon
Vicky put on some weight.
>Vickie Gurrerro
BASED VICKIE GUERRERO IS BACK LOL AT JBL
OH GOD.
>WW UNIVERSE
LOL
>WHOA
THICC
VICKIE!!
THANK YOU BASED VICKI THANK YOU BASED VICKI THANK YOU BASED VICKI THANK YOU BASED VICKI THANK YOU BASED VICKI THANK YOU BASED VICKI THANK YOU BASED VICKI THANK YOU BASED VICKI THANK YOU BASED VICKI THANK YOU BASED VICKI THANK YOU BASED VICKI THANK YOU BASED VICKI THANK YOU BASED VICKI THANK YOU BASED VICKI THANK YOU BASED VICKI THANK YOU BASED VICKI THANK YOU BASED VICKI THANK YOU BASED VICKI THANK YOU BASED VICKI THANK YOU BASED VICKI THANK YOU BASED VICKI THANK YOU BASED VICKI THANK YOU BASED VICKI THANK YOU BASED VICKI THANK YOU BASED VICKI THANK YOU BASED VICKI THANK YOU BASED VICKI THANK YOU BASED VICKI THANK YOU BASED VICKI THANK YOU BASED VICKI THANK YOU BASED VICKI THANK YOU BASED VICKI THANK YOU BASED VICKI THANK YOU BASED VICKI THANK YOU BASED VICKI THANK YOU BASED VICKI THANK YOU BASED VICKI THANK YOU BASED VICKI THANK YOU BASED VICKI THANK YOU BASED VICKI THANK YOU BASED VICKI THANK YOU BASED VICKI THANK YOU BASED VICKI THANK YOU BASED VICKI THANK YOU BASED VICKI THANK YOU BASED VICKI THANK YOU BASED VICKI THANK YOU BASED VICKI THANK YOU BASED VICKI THANK YOU BASED VICKI THANK YOU BASED VICKI THANK YOU BASED VICKI THANK YOU BASED VICKI THANK YOU BASED VICKI THANK YOU BASED VICKI THANK YOU BASED VICKI THANK YOU BASED VICKI THANK YOU BASED VICKI THANK YOU BASED VICKI THANK YOU BASED VICKI THANK YOU BASED VICKI THANK YOU BASED VICKI THANK YOU BASED VICKI THANK YOU BASED VICKI THANK YOU BASED VICKI THANK YOU BASED VICKI THANK YOU BASED VICKI THANK YOU BASED VICKI THANK YOU BASED VICKI THANK YOU BASED VICKI THANK YOU BASED VICKI THANK YOU BASED VICKI THANK YOU BASED VICKI THANK YOU BASED VICKI THANK YOU BASED VICKI THANK YOU BASED VICKI THANK YOU BASED VICKI THANK YOU BASED VICKI THANK YOU BASED VICKI THANK YOU BASED VICKI THANK YOU BASED VICKI THANK YOU BASED VICKI THANK YOU BASED VICKI THANK YOU BASED VICKI THANK YOU BASED VICKI THANK YOU BASED VICKI THANK YOU BASED VICKI THANK YOU BASED VICKI THANK YOU BASED VICKI THANK YOU BASED VICKI
MY VICKIE IS FINALLY BACK
EXCUUUUUUUSSEEE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Vickie will never sit on your face
VICKY IS BACK!
Vickie got FAT
RECORD
LOW
RATINGS
BASED FUCKING THICKI MILF
>>1443323
They just don't follow up
BASED
THICKIE
Dem titties
Nice tits Vickie
VICKI VICKI VICKI VICKI VICKI VICKI VICKI VICKI VICKI VICKI VICKI VICKI VICKI VICKI VICKI VICKI VICKI VICKI VICKI VICKI VICKI
Apologize.
>Vicky is here
Those ratings looking dire right about now.
I guess I had my hopes up too much thinking that Kurt Angle would come back.
>indypendant
VICKI CONFIRMED FOR OUTLAW
Fuck shes obese
>No heat
>Just WHAT chants
I fucking hate the What chant.
She's so fucking ugly
What is she doing here?
Vicki got fat again. Shame, she actually got pretty fuckable her last few years in wwe.
But muh Angle
>>1443326
Road Rash series.
Can't hate a guy who likes that.
>you will never wear those earmufs
EXCUSE ME
She can still get more heat than anyone else on the roster.
I want to eat out Vickie's fat ass
HOW
DO
YOU
WANT
YOUR
RATINGS
SENPAI
also Vickie reminds me of one of my friend's ex. Fat, uggo with a shrill awful voice
>Vickie got a louder pop than Dean Ambrose
Process that.
#VickieRunsSmackdownLive
#VickyRunsSmackdownLive
This is the best promo Vickie's ever done
A P O L O G I Z E.
THIS IS RAPE
RAPE
RAPE
RAPE
KURT ANGLE WAS JUST SEEN BACKSTAGE
NOT A DRILL !! !! !!
>WW Universe
Vicki has really lost her touch.
>>1443372
MY FUCKING DICK
>that cougar necklace
How do i get with vicki, i wanna bang her. Dat ass those tits though
God damn. I'm done with WWE outside major pay per views. Goodnight.
#VICKIERUNSSMACKDOWNLIVE
#VICKIERUNSSMACKDOWNLIVE
#VICKIERUNSSMACKDOWNLIVE
#VICKIERUNSSMACKDOWNLIVE
#VICKIERUNSSMACKDOWNLIVE
#VICKIERUNSSMACKDOWNLIVE
Based JBL
RYDER SIGHTING
>will vickie bring back all the hot divas >will vickie bring back all the hot divas >will vickie bring back all the hot divas >will vickie bring back all the hot divas >will vickie bring back all the hot divas >will vickie bring back all the hot divas >will vickie bring back all the hot divas >will vickie bring back all the hot divas >will vickie bring back all the hot divas >will vickie bring back all the hot divas >will vickie bring back all the hot divas >will vickie bring back all the hot divas >will vickie bring back all the hot divas >will vickie bring back all the hot divas >will vickie bring back all the hot divas >will vickie bring back all the hot divas >will vickie bring back all the hot divas >will vickie bring back all the hot divas >will vickie bring back all the hot divas >will vickie bring back all the hot divas >will vickie bring back all the hot divas
I would drop 3 or 4 nuts inside of Vickie 2bh
>jack swagger is still employed
What, is he pregnant?
#VickieRunsSmackdownLive
Lets get it trending boys
>VICKI IS MORE CHARISMATIC THAN THE DIVA ROSTER
Jesus that voice! It's fucking grating!
>>1443388
See you tomorrow.
>BEEG is the team captain
Why did JBL just do that?
Bring back Brad Maddox to run Smackdown.
>Apollo is shorter than Ryder
why is team america full of jobbers?
>Apollo and Zack looking like white and dark variations of an ice-cream bar
>JBL
WAIT SO IF KANE'S TEAM AMERICA IS HELL IN AMERICA?
Isn't Kane a Spainard?
>>1443400
Autism
>>1443400
VICKIE GUERRERO!
Isn't Kane born in Spain???
>Team USA is full of washed up olds guys and jobbers
W E L P CONFIRMED FOR JOBBING.
>vicki and steph are the only women in the building who can speak
RYDER
Y
D
E
R
Based jbl
>Big show boosting everyone up except apollo lol
>the fucking pop for jack swagger
put the belt on him
Isn't Kane from hell?
EUROCUCkS ARE ABOUT TO GET FUCKED
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
SWAGGIE TIME
>>1443410
Army base or whatever
Just think about rubbing suntan lotion into all of her crevices and folds.
FIGHT
AND
WIN
>>1443401
He only runs paige's ass
Has Mark Henry lost weight? Like, a lot of weight?
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
AMERICA HAS BETTER TALENT THAN THIS
>>1443406
>doesn't know about Kane's American Chokeslam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2vRaaO2I5c
>Demon from the depths of Hell
>Team USA
subtle
>>1443410
Military base
FIGHT AND WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN
Good to see Mark Henry is in the match.
>>1443410
Kalisto born in Chicago, they cancel out
RECORD LOW RATINGS
So beautiful. I'm cryin mang.
swagger is a big dude
Reminder Kane is from FUCKING SPAIN and Kallisto is from FUCKING CHICAGO
>appollo manlet
>>1443410
and kalisto from chicago, it's another episode of vinnie got alzheimer
Haven't watched WWE since edge's injury, question: What happened to Kane? He is not as sinister as i remembered.
>>1443412
when you're right, you're right
>>1443401
This x 200
>swaggie shaved
based
They will lose, won't they?
Yes it's a big bad show tonight
>kane standing around like a dork for this segment
just take him off tv already
I can't take this
>>1443400
He still hates Eddie
>>1443434
For you
Ratings receding faster than Deanetty's hairline kek.
>multinational alliance
This would of been a perfect time to call it the League of Nations.
>>1443439
got old.
Swagger is bigger than Kane. Just fucking push him, Vince. Everyone smokes weed.
Big Show should be GM
He's good at talking and really shouldn't be in the ring anymore
>>1443406
Hell, Michigan
It's real look it up
>>1443406
Well, Detroit is in the US?
Kane is the libertarian grandpa we all need
>>1443435
And Sin Cara is from Texas.
>>1443452
nice memed
>>1443443
Kurt angle is going to get involved with the match
>>1443443
yes
>team USA about to lose
>Darren Young comes out and single handedly destroys team foreign guys
Post yfw
>>1443452
Swagger has already been pushed numerous times tho, and failed each time for various reasons.
He has a little chant going for him, but he's not good in-ring, and sucks hard at promos.
He's this generation's Duggan.
why did they have that spooki lights outs ad :(
>>1443443
HAPPY FOURTH AMERICA!
>>1443419
>Kevin Owens and Sami Zayn on the same team
What's the over/under KO lays out Sami and leaves
>>1443460
I know this to be true
>Big Show
>Good
IF KURT ANGLE'S THEME ISNT PLAYING RIGHT NOW YOUR STREAM IS 10 YEARS BEHIND
>Kalisto from Chicago
>Sin Cara is Texan
>Jericho born in New York
>>1443426
>Kane will never impose his American will on you
>>1443452
You guys would stop liking him the second he got the push, just like Dean.
>>1443473
>/asp/ liking Dean before he was pushed
>>1443471
>Kane is bron in Spain
>>1443473
>/wwe/ liked dean
>deanetty
Based Ziggler
>>1443463
They should give him the all american american american gimmick back Tbh.
>Dolph/Vickie call back
Nice
>>1443471
Jericho is from Winnipeg you idiot
>you will never manhandle Vickie
kane is going to spend the whole match breaking down austrian economics and kicking butts
post yfw Team America crushes every other nation
>>1443476
>/asp/
>liking anyone besides ruru, harpgoat, and RVD
Vickie's cougar titties are amazing
>Dolph letting Vickie leave
>Dolph throwing away the only charisma he ever had
Someone plz screen caps Ziegler on his cell phone.
BREEZEANGO
FABREEZE
MY FAVE FIVE
Also Vaudevillians jobbing to Golden Truth kek
IS IT MY EYES
>double jobber entrance
>Golden Truth gets an entrance
How the hell are they going to split these rosters?
>these subtitles
Seriously?
>Breezango in VIP spot
Maybe they will do things with them again?
>GoldenTruth
Piss Break
Is Golden Truth HoF-bound?
hahahahahah dolph
BASED
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
WHEN DOLPH IS MORE BASED THAN YOUR WWE CHAMPION LMFAO
>you want it, you got it, the golden truth
THE GOLDEN TRUTH
>you are now imagining Vickie and Dana pushing their tig oily bitties up against each-other
>>1443485
iktf
based thick milf
>Jobber segment
Im going for a smoke
It's nigger time
>Vaudevillians jobber entrance to Golden Truth
Fuck
>>1443493
It was something like,
>yeah mom I lost again, it's OK though I tried.
>Cruiserweight bracketology wednesday at 9 with daniel bryan
I dig it
Anyone remember the Swagger Soaring Eagle?
I'm going to cook. This match is going to be shit.
>Goldentruth will never be as good as BookerDust
>tfw miztruth will never happen again
>>1443487
Me too, anon.
WASSUP
>Food Fight actually leads to a match
>>1443512
>ultima lucha this week
>>1443513
Chavo's second best gimmick behind only Kerwin White
>>1443511
Well thank you but that's no screen cap.
Was that Ryback in the foodfight?
>>1443473
>just like Dean.
wootist pls
>Vaudevillians are now jobbers in a jobber feud
I feel like they waited too long to pull the trigger on Golden Truth and fucked it
>Ryback and Jack Swagger are still in WWE
B U R I A L
U
R
I
A
L
Weren't Vaudevillains in the title picture two weeks ago?
HOLY FUCK
VAUDEVILLAINS FUCKING BURIED
HAHAHAHAHAHA EVEN VV ARE FUCKING JOBBING TO JOBBERS!
>Vaudenvillains
>great heels who got back to back PPV title shots
>now jobbing to Goldentruth
holy fuck
>>1443513
of course
>2 minute match
Oh dear
Vaudevillians officially buried
>Jobvillains
>>1443530
Yes they were
FUCK THIS COMPANY
>Enzo and Cass literally beat up local jobbers last week
>Golden Truth gets to beat Vaudevillians, who about 2 weeks ago, were the number 1 contenders for the tag titles
Remember when the Vaudevillans were the #1 Contenders
>>1443526
They waited till after wrestlemania was over when they were red hot. Impeccable timing.
memevillians are jobbers now
BASED
What the fuck?!
>>1443533
to be fair it's impressive they lasted this long without being jobbed out
Vaudevillans, state of your push mates.
What the fuck? A few months back didn't they establish The Vaudevillains being like the #3 or #4 tag team being only behind New Day, E&C, and maybe The Club?
The hell did they move down to jobber tier so quick?
>>1443516
Do you mean Awesome Truth?
That was an amazing angle. Wish they had run further with it.
>>1443523
pics? i miss the big guy so much
>Goldust has been wrestling for 28 years
>Entrance longer than the actual match
English fags buried on INDEPENDENCE DAY.
As it should be. No taxation without representation!
>>1443550
And he can still go. That was impressive.
>>1443548
>Wish they had run further with it.
It was planned for a long run but Truth failed a Wellness Policy test and got suspended.
>>1443549
>tfw no more Taskmaster Ryback
>>1443549
>Yfw he's announced as Brock's opponent for summerslam.
>lilian garcia is older than kane
>>1443552
>English fags
>name vaudevillains
>Vaudeville was a genre of theater popular primarily in the US
You're an uncultured swine, Anon.
>>1443558
is she full spic? they age so well
Are these Darren Young segments ever going to pay off?
>>1443546
They have no fucking idea what they are doing, that how they moved down the card so quick. They were the only heel tag team in the past few years to actually get a little heat because of what they did to Enzo. But of course WWE goes full retard and ignores that entirely and makes them in to the jobbers that I figured they were going to be anyways.
>>1443558
Kek
>>1443557
He's not gonna wear the singlet so he won't be the fun Ryback
>>1443557
>jojo mirin'
>Ziggler's phone call was played on WWE's Snapchat
>"Oh yeah, Vickie showed up and I pretended I didn't know her. Yeah, I don't know, like 36D."
Has anybody on the planet got less charisma than Darren Young?
ZUES RETURN CONFIRMED
I miss Jarvis Solid.
>>1443558
big show, kane, and ryback was so fucking awesome. they were so fucking over against the wyatts. i remember they got the biggest reactions at one of the ppvs
MAKE DARREN YOUNG STRAIGHT AGAIN
Seriously this promo. Are they trying to have record low ratings?!
I really hope these Darren Young promos turn into him being a believable and well booked IC Champ for a decent 2-3 months.
>>1443572
Reigns
>darren young being blessed with the chickenwing
Based, desu
DARREN IS GOING TO GET THE CROSSFACE CHICKEN WING
BRRRRRRAPPLEDOUGH
>CENA GETTING A BIGGER POP THAN EVERYONE ELSE ON THE SHOW COMBINED
HE ACTUALLY DID IT
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>1443570
Oh shit nigga get me the video
>Darren Young
>not a problem
It's delays like this that made the Golden Truth and Rising Stars stale and dead on arrival
>That pop
It's like someone returned or something.
These segments are so bad.
>>1443572
deanetty
I love how they imply that Darren Young was ever great to begin with.
>Kids screaming
Dropped
>>1443563
I hope they end abruptly after Backlund finds out Young is gay, and being a full blown Trump supporter, Backlund lynches Young. A good old fashioned fag drag.
>even Cena is commenting on how dead the crowd is
>Cena
>literally no pop
LMAO
Fucking finally! BMJ is here!
>After 3 month long NPC dialogue, Darren Young has been given the chicken wing
ABADOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>BMJ gets the only pop of the night
BASED
>>1443591
just like america
>Cena
>huge pop
>deanetty (the champion)
>0 pop
defend it
BMJ LITERALLY BURYING THE CROWD
>>1443595
Check your volume m8
crossface chicken wing was over as fuck back in my day
>crowd actually comes alive for Cena
THE MEMES ARE REAL
HE'S THE ONLY MAN THAT CAN SAVE THE WWE
Giving Darren young the cross face chicken wing
>subtle racism
>Not fired up tonight
>Crowd boos
kek
BMJ CALLING OUT THIS WEAK ASS CROWD!
Holy shit so many kids
>CENA CALLING OUT THIS SHITTY CROWD
>>1443603
He is he is
why is he slipping into his nigger speak?
Who /usedtohateCenabutnitanymore/ here?
DEANETTY AND JASETHY BTFO
LMAO
>CENA RAGGING ON DEANETTY FOR GETTING 0 POP
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HOLY SHIT
FUCKING BURIED
BASED FUCKING CENA
AHAHAHAH DEANETTY RIP IN PISS LMFAO
>>1443614
Once I had sex, I saw the way
Columbus get your shit together!
>>1443602
One represents what America wants to be. The other represents what America really is.
>>1443614
I did until I realized how good he was and stopped being a jabroni ass smark
>BMJ BURYING THIS SHITE MARK CROWD
mildly hype t b h
>why aren't you fired up
>why are you disappointed
>Cena isn't even scheduled to have a match
Maybe they came to actually see him do more than try to be the Rock on the mic
A P O L O G I Z E
>This dead crowd
Will Vince ever put the title back on Cena? Does he not like good ratings?
JUST PUT THE BELT ON CENA JUST PUT THE BELT ON CENA JUST PUT THE BELT ON CENA JUST PUT THE BELT ON CENA JUST PUT THE BELT ON CENA JUST PUT THE BELT ON CENA JUST PUT THE BELT ON CENA JUST PUT THE BELT ON CENA JUST PUT THE BELT ON CENA JUST PUT THE BELT ON CENA JUST PUT THE BELT ON CENA JUST PUT THE BELT ON CENA JUST PUT THE BELT ON CENA JUST PUT THE BELT ON CENA JUST PUT THE BELT ON CENA JUST PUT THE BELT ON CENA JUST PUT THE BELT ON CENA JUST PUT THE BELT ON CENA JUST PUT THE BELT ON CENA JUST PUT THE BELT ON CENA JUST PUT THE BELT ON CENA JUST PUT THE BELT ON CENA JUST PUT THE BELT ON CENA JUST PUT THE BELT ON CENA JUST PUT THE BELT ON CENA JUST PUT THE BELT ON CENA JUST PUT THE BELT ON CENA JUST PUT THE BELT ON CENA JUST PUT THE BELT ON CENA JUST PUT THE BELT ON CENA JUST PUT THE BELT ON CENA JUST PUT THE BELT ON CENA JUST PUT THE BELT ON CENA JUST PUT THE BELT ON CENA JUST PUT THE BELT ON CENA JUST PUT THE BELT ON CENA JUST PUT THE BELT ON CENA JUST PUT THE BELT ON CENA JUST PUT THE BELT ON CENA JUST PUT THE BELT ON CENA JUST PUT THE BELT ON CENA JUST PUT THE BELT ON CENA JUST PUT THE BELT ON CENA JUST PUT THE BELT ON CENA JUST PUT THE BELT ON CENA JUST PUT THE BELT ON CENA JUST PUT THE BELT ON CENA JUST PUT THE BELT ON CENA JUST PUT THE BELT ON CENA JUST PUT THE BELT ON CENA JUST PUT THE BELT ON CENA JUST PUT THE BELT ON CENA JUST PUT THE BELT ON CENA JUST PUT THE BELT ON CENA
>Ohio is still hungover from the Cavs winning
>>1443620
FUCK OFF
NEW THREAD
>>1442336
>>1442336
>>1442336
>>1442336
>>1442336
>when you carry the company for more than a decade until some young, promising talent can take the mantle from you
>WWE gives it to Rollins
>fails
>WWE gives it to Reigns
>fails
>WWE gives it to Ambrose
>fails
>Cena'sfw he has to watch the shieldetty's kill his show
>>1443614
I hated him until Roman turned into a blander version of him, then i realized that Cena was actually ok at some things
