First for BMJ memes
>>1443527
kys Dean mark
Why is the bullet club called the club?
>>1443625
>not marking for dean
reddit is over there pal
>instead of a match, it's a Cena talks for 20 minutes promo
>why aren't you excited?
The crowd is fucking shit
>>1443527
Can't even get the game thread number right. Dirty deed urself my man
>dead silence
Cenafags will defend this.
NO POP FOR THE CLUB
ONLY CENA AND ZIGGLER HAVE GOTTEN A POP
FUCK THIS CROWD
>CENA RAGGING ON DEANETTY AND JASTHY FOR GETTING 0 POP
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HOLY SHIT
FUCKING BURIED
BASED FUCKING CENA
AHAHAHAH DEANETTY AND JASETHY RIP IN PISS LMFAO
>>1443621
damn.... really makes you think..
The Weeb Club
>when you carry the company for more than a decade until some young, promising talent can take the mantle from you
>WWE gives it to Rollins
>fails
>WWE gives it to Reigns
>fails
>WWE gives it to Ambrose
>fails
>Cena'sfw he has to watch the shieIdetty's kill his show
>the state of this crowd
Not even Cena and the Weebs can get them hype
If the Usos come out this is trash
Does anyone else has a boner everytime AJ appears?
He is so qt, no homo
how can Cena be so fucking based?
>AJ on mic
did cena just bury ambrose by calling out this shitty crowd???
>State of deanetty when he's the first guy to draw 1.x ratings
>The Anime Club
>the state of this crowd
Also this AJ promo is pretty good
AJ dropping a pipe bomb!!!
>>1443654
Cena got a huge pop. Just bear your face.
>when the Shield drops your whole clan
>lays the ratings down for the 3 second tap
>>>>re-using the epic meta bury line
C
R
I
N
G
E
>"Bring out the shovel and try to bury me."
What did he mean by this?
HOW DOES BMJ STILL DO IT?
So Cena is actually Haitch?
This is starting to get a little too real now...
>le bury line
cringe
Finn Balor coming through.
Damn, Gallows really hit the tanning bed. You can barely even see his tattoos now.
Hehehehe he said berried xD
>>1443667
THE GRAVE COMMUNITY?!
>>1443652
are you implying Cena has ever allowed any new talent to go over him? Super Cena has killed every rising star's momentum as soon as they get started. Shield only got a little farther because Cena was injured and couldn't bury them properly
>>1443667
CUT THE FEED
Post what you think the RECORD LOW RATINGS final number will be.
AJ is the fucking worst talker in history
>>1443679
1.7
>tfw just woke up at 10pm
>WE GONNA BEAT YOU UP EVERY DAY!
Are they bullies?
![[tips hiss].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/dDsxrVk.jpg "[tips hiss].jpg")
>>1443676
>are you implying Cena has ever allowed any new talent to go over him? Super Cena has killed every rising star's momentum as soon as they get started. Shield only got a little farther because Cena was injured and couldn't bury them properly
>The Shield
>The Club
>The Boss
>The Guy
>The Woman
>The Man
>The Vaudevillains
>The Architect
>The New Day
>>1443673
it's spray tan have sex
>>1443683
True American Spirit right there
>Luke Gallows is only 32
So, guys what are you going to do next week?
>>1443683
The BULLY Club????
BULLY CLUB
>hot asian wife
This is actually pretty funny.
>with my hot asian wife
oh god my sides
>this promo
This is fucking awful.
HOT
ASIAN
WIFE
BASED MACHINE GUN SAVING IT
>>1443676
what's the point of shitposting like this?
>this promo
im fucking laughing real fucking hard right now
>Cena v. Club is 100x more over than Shield fighitng
Are the Club weebs?
HOT ASIAN WIFE
>I'm an AJ Styles fan
The last digits will be the ratings numbers for tonight.
Turning AJ heel was probably the best idea they've had all year
B I G
A
L
L
S
HOT ASIAN WIFE
H O T
A S I A N
W I F E
>Hot Asian wife
What did he mean by this
>hot asian wife
Well, the promo started off promising, then just spiraled into some cringworthy comedy skit.
Oh my fucking god never speak again
RANDY ORTON
HOT ASIAN WAIFU
This promo is cringe as fuck
IF
YA
SMELL
>>1443703
RIP
>>1443700
Nah that's Kenny Omega, by and far.
>#hotasianwife
kek based machine gun
and then they gang up on Cena
who could have seen this coming? The odds are really stacked against him!
how can they earn record profits with record-low ratings?
karl is too based. he needs more mic time
Pretty good segment desu
anyone have pics of his wife
>hot asian wife
What did he mean by this?
#HOTASIANWIFE
Where's a picture of the hot Asian wife?
>hot Asian wife
Holy fuck that promo started off so slow and shitty. AJ had terrible delivery getting to the punch-line.
Decent when they got there, tho
>>1443715
WHAT
MY
COCK
Where is Randy Orton?
He's right you know
>>1443702
Someone needs to tell him AJ doesn't have a bowl cut.
Why isn't Bullet Becky out there with her new friends?
>>1443704
Yeah.
He was okay as a face but as a heel he is great.
>John Cena's little buddies are ENZO AMORE AND BIG CASS
what
>this fucking heat
is Cena the GOAT?
why
>the memers come out
NO
BIG CASS BIG PUSH COMING
Are we watching a house show?
>le random faces save Cena
NOW LISTEN UP PLAYA
WE GONNA HAVE US A 6 MAN TAG MATCH TONIGHT
Pics of his hot asian wife?
LOL THESE JOBBERS ARE THE SAVE
>Team of Cena and Big Cass
Vince is injecting HGH into his cock right now and using it to start fires
Enzo is taller than Cena
How you doin? Couple hatahs.
>Enzo and Cass save Cena
>Play Cena's music
>Enzo and Cass are the new Usos for John Cena
>enzo and cass
disgusting
>Perfect rescue set-up
HERE COMES KURT ANGLE
>Enzo and Cass
Haha, fuck this.
BROTHER NEGRO FUCKING THE HOT ASIAN WIFE WHEN?
>Cena tags with 'zo and Cass
>Turns back into the Dr. of Thuganomics
How hard would you mark?
This JBL explanation
Holy shit
>>1443728
Nah, his delivery's just a bit on the slow side compared to the average "good promo" like Hogan, Rock or Cena where they are just faster paced. You just gotta get used to the different pace.
>enzo and cass do everything
>Cena's music start playing
why?
mark henry hasn't retired yet?
Who will be the next former SD manager to come out?
>>1443730
This is the problem. Where the fuck is he? Not like he can turn this shit-fest around though.
Enzo and Cass was the best they could think?
Damn it
>Kane
>From Hell
>Team USA
wut?
New Day is going to get the biggest pop of the night
>Cena no-selling that beating as soon as Enzo and Cass show up
Kek
CALL TO ME CALL TO ME
>it's a cena leeching off whoever gets the biggest crowd pop episode
>>1443760
Paul Heyman
>>1443767
actually kill yourself.
>>1443760
WOO WOO WOO!
>>1443757
It's nothing to do with pace, it's an entirely separate matter, even. And he has had good delivery in the past, it just wasn't there tonight.
I think it was the really embarrassing, ham-fisted inside "smart" references.
Saying bury was fun once, but it was just wedged in there nonsensically and really turned me off it.
>>1443745
He's at least 6 inches shorter than Cena
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell,_Michigan
>>1443765
the only thing that he sells is merchandising
>summer rae on tv again
but why lads? por que? n-nani?
>>1443769
He's not wrong tho
>Usos show up to help Roman
>Memezo and Big Meme are Cena's back-up
>>1443763
USA confirmed for literally Hell
From 0 to 10, how high are the chances for Anderson to have a solo run with WWE championship at least once? He is pretty based.
>>1443777
kys ok
>The three wiggers are together.
This makes sense.
>>1443767
>it's a NXMemers leeching off of Big Pops John episode
>>1443760
Based Excuse ME!!!
Milffy McMilf
>>1443733
>ruining based Anderson/Gallows with Lass Jobber
Fuck off. Club is already treading water, they don't need Becky to sink the ship.
>>1443772
That I can see. Though the latter part of it was better though.
>>1443776
I like Summer Rae desu
Sad to see the state of here
Jack swagger will come in and single handedly win the match for team USA. screen cap this
>>1443765
This lol
>>1443784
She was here tonight.
>still no randy
>>1443780
Zero. Literal, stone-cold, flat-out zero.
>>1443793
did they?
>>1443778
>when a tag team is so stale and dead, they are downgraded to mere backup for a big star
Enzo and Cass v. Club feud where Enzo spouts cliche anime phrases to mock them when
>>1443785
The Club need a female member 2bh. Throw Tamina in there.
>>1443796
dunno
>>1443780
Goose egg.
>>1443793
Save that hot bod for Summer Slam.
edging that.
Remember when Cryme Tyme became Cena's stormtroopers for a while for no reason? Remember when John Cena was Zack Snyder's best friend for a month so he could snuff out his overness and steal his girlfriend?
>>1443793
cute :3c
Wow WWE is so fucking shit
>>1443782
Cena hasn't been a wigger in years
Becky's by far the best female wrestler on the main roster. Doesn't make occasional botches like Sasha but also isn't just green as fuck in delivery like Charlotte. Sure Becky's not the best promo in the world, but unlike all the other girls who are also kinda lacking promos Becky at least has a cutesy charm.
weren't this guys dead or something?
SHINING
T
A
R
S
>>1443806
>Wow WWE is so fucking shit
what did he mean by this
What does Summer Rae's butthole smell like?
For the people asking for a pic of Karl's #hotasianwife
https://twitter.com/KarlAndersonWWE/status/735985887545171969
Becky no more pop lynch
>>1443804
>Zach Snyder
Holy fuck they're still alive?!
>Becky
RECORD LOW RATINGS
>Becketty
>>1443804
Cena is responsible for how shitty the DC movie universe is too?
They invited me to Puerto Rico again. THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS
>Zero pop for Beckyetty
Whose dick does she have to suck to get over?
>>1443816
Oh shit, my /co/ is showing.
>>1443806
yes
Becky is one of the probably 6 wrestlers with pyro in their entrance. Why?
>ANOTHER PISS BREAK
Ratings are rekt
Oh shit Becky still alive
>>1443814
ehhhh He's probably fucked better in Japan
Puerto Rico is a real shithole, Maggle
>>1443808
>being the best by virtue of being average
>the state of women's wrestling
>>1443813
Charlotte's breath
>>1443814
Well... The important thing is, he finds her beautiful.
Where's BIG BOOTY MAMI
why does she have orange hair
>>1443813
Summer rays
>ZERO REACTION FOR BECKY
Wow, she's so over, guys...
What a fucking miss on that enziguri
NEED
>Becky "no pop" Lynch despite being the only face in the division
Bayley when?
>>1443829
Have sex, with me :3
I wanna see Summer Rae get BLACKED
>>1443834
KEK
>>1443824
Haitch
Who is uglier? Becky or Sasha?
I just saw a TV ad for a Stage where People kill themselves
What the Fuck happened to this World
i can hear a pin drop
also look at the top of summers head lmao
>>1443844
THICC
>>1443785
>treading water
They're like top 5 in the company right now senpai
>>1443846
i want sex too
>>1443850
>>1443846
BEATO SIGHTING
>>1443850
They're both pretty shit.
Becketty is the female version of deanetty, those moves she does in her entrance and her theme song are literally redd.it
THAT BOTCH
>>1443814
Meh
Becky and Paige got so fat.
What are they feeding these women?
BOTCH
>>1443846
i want sex t2
>>1443862
sasha is worse
Jesus christ end this match
>>1443844
She needs to watch her diet.
WHY IS SUMMER RAE A WRESTLER FOR FUCK'S SAKE
>>1443846
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N
Summer Rae is hot, but holy shit, she can't perform.
That slap on the ground.
Inb4 Natty interference
TO BREED
How was the botch?
>Ratings
>Mattering today
They expect families to be out watching fireworks and shit.
>That Autistic scream
>>1443686
>The Game
>>1443874
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BOTCH BOTCH BOTCH BOTCH BOTCH BOTCH BOTCH BOTCH BOTCH BOTCH BOTCH BOTCH BOTCH BOTCH BOTCH BOTCH BOTCH BOTCH BOTCH BOTCH BOTCH
WOMENS WRESTLING CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
WOMENS WRESTLING
WOMENS WRESTLING
OH SHIT IS POTATO DEAD?
It always seems like women are doing moves in slow motion. Is it because they are afraid of actually hitting each other?
Angle isn't turning up is he.
Kek Summer almost broke Becketty's neck botching a suplex.
>>1443874
Stop lying to yourself.
BOTCH A MANIA
* CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP *
BOTCH A MANIA
* CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP *
BOTCH A MANIA
* CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP *
>>1443875
>Summer Rae is hot
No she isn't.
>>1443804
YOU SON OF A BITCH!
>>1443878
Whered u get that from
>>1443686
>The Dude
Is Kalisto Mexican?
>Kalisto and Del Rio in the same team
>Zayn and KO too
![sxx[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/VtU8OCV.png "sxx[1].png")
>>1443856
>he has 3 Supreme Gentlemen
you fucked up Karl
>>1443900
Nah he is a spic. He is born in Chicago
Donald Trump should have made an appearance tonight.
For an America Day episode, there's been an awful lot of Spanish.
>>1443860
>tfw wrapping xmas presents for your kids with your hot asian wife
>>1443902
Strapping young lads!
BASED SPICS AND JERIGOAT
Why are they mixing heels and faces?
just compare the teams holy shit
>>1443896
/bex/
>Jericho speaking Spanish
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST OWENS LOOKS LIKE HE GOT FATTER
SCREW IT
PUT THE SCRAP ON JERICHO
GIVE HIM ONE LAST RUN
RATINGS WILL BE AT 4.0
Why are they speaking in their languages?
>6 of them just going off in spanish
>>1443892
>Can't even grow a proper beard
lmao what a faggot
>diveristy
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>mfw team stupid idiot squashes team usa
how are these teams even fair?
Team USA better come out first and put up a wall at the entrance,
>Lets show them what America is all about
Fucking Cesaro
