WHO THE FUCK WRITES THIS SHIT?

>>1340648
how hard is it to just fucking wrestle?

WWE is becoming like the NFL

>GUYS LETS COPY A JERICHO SEGMENT FROM 4 YEARS AGO >GUYS LETS COPY A JERICHO SEGMENT FROM 4 YEARS AGO >GUYS LETS COPY A JERICHO SEGMENT FROM 4 YEARS AGO >GUYS LETS COPY A JERICHO SEGMENT FROM 4 YEARS AGO >GUYS LETS COPY A JERICHO SEGMENT FROM 4 YEARS AGO >GUYS LETS COPY A JERICHO SEGMENT FROM 4 YEARS AGO >GUYS LETS COPY A JERICHO SEGMENT FROM 4 YEARS AGO >GUYS LETS COPY A JERICHO SEGMENT FROM 4 YEARS AGO >GUYS LETS COPY A JERICHO SEGMENT FROM 4 YEARS AGO >GUYS LETS COPY A JERICHO SEGMENT FROM 4 YEARS AGO >GUYS LETS COPY A JERICHO SEGMENT FROM 4 YEARS AGO >GUYS LETS COPY A JERICHO SEGMENT FROM 4 YEARS AGO >GUYS LETS COPY A JERICHO SEGMENT FROM 4 YEARS AGO >GUYS LETS COPY A JERICHO SEGMENT FROM 4 YEARS AGO >GUYS LETS COPY A JERICHO SEGMENT FROM 4 YEARS AGO >GUYS LETS COPY A JERICHO SEGMENT FROM 4 YEARS AGO >GUYS LETS COPY A JERICHO SEGMENT FROM 4 YEARS AGO >GUYS LETS COPY A JERICHO SEGMENT FROM 4 YEARS AGO >GUYS LETS COPY A JERICHO SEGMENT FROM 4 YEARS AGO >GUYS LETS COPY A JERICHO SEGMENT FROM 4 YEARS AGO >GUYS LETS COPY A JERICHO SEGMENT FROM 4 YEARS AGO >GUYS LETS COPY A JERICHO SEGMENT FROM 4 YEARS AGO >GUYS LETS COPY A JERICHO SEGMENT FROM 4 YEARS AGO >GUYS LETS COPY A JERICHO SEGMENT FROM 4 YEARS AGO >GUYS LETS COPY A JERICHO SEGMENT FROM 4 YEARS AGO >GUYS LETS COPY A JERICHO SEGMENT FROM 4 YEARS AGO

LITERALLY

FILLER

THE COMPANY

Can Baby Dick Rollins get injured again? He fucking sucks?

TROLLED THE FUCK OUT

jesus fuck, just go to commercial already

>>1340680
THE XFL

30 WRITERS

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Just tuned in. Did Cena come out yet?

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>>1340680
>watching WWE for the wrestling

Seth the master ruseman

Wow, they're really going balls deep for Roman, huh?

Make everybody look scared of him.

This is embarrassing.

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>People still use the Justin Bieber chant.

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does vince pay jbl extra to suck reigns dick every show

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Asukafags unite!

>>1340704
Yes.

what is this shit

FUCK YOU VINCE

FUCK THIS IM OUT YOU KEKS

Vince really is a petty fuck

That segment was literally just to drag Seth down to Reigns' sea of boos

what the fuck is going on

That was the worst 5 minutes of my life, and I once passed a kidney stone

How fucking gay was that?
Run up and down the ramp 6 times.
Fucking horrible

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what was the point

>>1340695

How long did that fucking rehashed segment take

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>they're going to make Seth do this every week until people cheer Roman

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>literally wasting time

What an awful show

>>1340723
Fugg what'd he say/do?

>>1340704
No

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Bored smark standing by

Cena will enter MITB right?

>six man tag team match

real original

>"This is a wrestlemania material match"
Yeah sure

>>1340704
Yeah he came out in the first segment, said "everyone on /asp/ needs to have sex right now" everyone cheered and he left

>>1340728
How bad was that kidney stone?

>one hour in
>there has been less than 8 minutes of wrestling

>>1340709
>American boo

I actually liked that Chicken Game from Seth. I cant really explain it, but it was so weird that it was likeable.

Maybe its because Roman stopped talking, I dunno.

>>1340707
Seth being a chickenshit heel isn't really big news, he would be afraid of Goldust if he had to fight him

>>1340706
So is he from >>>/s4s/?

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>>1340721
well she is best girl

>not switching to Thunder vs Warriors

BASED CENA

BMJ is coming back to probably cut a 3 minute promo

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>that segment

Anyone who didn't think that was funny as fuck just got worked

Why does RAW need to be 3 hours long when they clearly have segments where they just waste time for fun?

LMAO

GOLDERBERG IN 2017

p-plis don't bury Rusev, M-Mr. Cena

GOLDBERG RETURN WHEN

Golberg wut?

>goldberg cocktease
FUCKYOU

>pre order to play as goldberg
the jews have gone too far

GOLDBERG!

>Del Rio in a meaningless 6 man tag

it's like he's back at AAA already

also, the hatch was just a gimmick for an ad for the WWE game, Goldberg is going to come out

One hour in and i uhh think we had two matches?

Roman looked so strong, guys!

>Goldberg

Woah, Ryback is the preorder bonus for WWE2K17

GOLDBERG

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GOLDBERG!!!!

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Is that fucking Goldberg?

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>preorder bonus

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AND HIS NAME IS JOHN VENA
A

GOLDBERG
GOLDBERG
GOLDBERG

How long till Goldberg shows up to put over Reigns' spear as stronger than his?

Friendly reminder
Roman WM ME : 2
Seth WM ME : 1
Punk WM ME : 0

GOOOOOOLDBERG

>>1340742
Same thing he always says.

MOTHER FUCKING GOLDBERG

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GOLDBERG

MOTHER FUCKING GOLDBERG

IM MARKING THE FUCK OUT
MARKING THE FUCK OUT
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
MARKING THE FUCK OUT

holy shit it's Goldberg

>>1340733
>until people cheer Roman

they're going to be disappointed

>the champ
>the guy
>the man
>the club

who is naming shit and why haven't they hung themselves yet

i thought goldberg was all about not playing ball with vince?

>Goldberg Commercial.
That was pretty neat

GOLDBERG
O
L
D
B
E
R
G

>Jewburg in the new 2K game
>the big announcement

HA HA HA THE ABSOLUTE FEDERATION OF WWE

JEWBERG!!

>>1340760
>american """"""""sports""""""""
no thank you

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>Goldberg

>>1340781
two tag team matches

and i'm not sure the second qualifies as a match

BASED RYBACK

>not paying attention because commercial
>hear Goldberg's theme
>get excited
>pre-order to play as him in 2k17
Fuck you WWE.

>the hatch thing was about goldberg

>>1340781
correct. And one was over in 3 mins with a rollup win

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>It was all for the next WWE video game
>Goldberg sold out to Vince

fuck goldberg

>JEWBURG IS PREORDER BONUS

I can still hear Buffer
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD
BERG

GOLDBERG HOLY FUCK!

GOLDBERG VS JOHN CENA

SUMMERSLAM 2016

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>THE CITY OF RYBACK

If I wasn't watching the show rn and saw these Goldberg posts I'd be really excited

>GOLDBERG VS BROCK 2 AT WRESTLEMANIA CONFIRMED

HOLY SHIT HOW HARD ARE YOU GUYS MARKING OUT RIGHT NOW

So Rusev will cut a promo about how much america sucks in the 8pm hour and John will come down to shit on him? Shane will come out and put the US on the line. BMJ wins the belt on memes day?

>>1340826
Would lose my shit.

Will RAW get higher than 1.5 this week?

Will Goldberg come out and spear Roman?

I'd cream myself for that.

>>1340760
>watching a full basketball game
>not just watching the last 4mins of a close game

Can Goldberg beat Reigns?

>Goldberg shows up at Survivor Series
>Loses his last match at Mania
I can legit see this happening.

>>1340718
No, but JBL gets fired if he doesn't.

MY CHILDHOOD HERO

BASED GOLDBERG

PLS

But fuck wwe games

>>1340777
>jewing to play as a jew
jewception

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SAVE_US.CENA

please

>>1340825
same

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>goldberg

I dont know if I want this

>>1340810
Goldberg's all about getting them shekels

All these underage kids not alive when Goldberg was the best thing in WCW

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>commercials cut off the goldberg promo
>have to check this thread if it was legit
>it's for wwe2k17

>They didnt fire Rybotch so they can use his silhouette in 2k17 promo

KEK
E
K

>>1340831
...you're surprised someone with the last name "Goldberg" would sell out?????

Never gave a shit about Goldberg but I'd take literally anything else right now. Have him come out and spear some geeks like The Club and Vaudevillians

Well, Ryback is technically still employed right?

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>>1340844
>THIS

>>1340838
Didn't they kill him in Cincinnati a while back?

BASED RYBACK

>kikeberg jeworder bonus
POTTERY

wtf are you all talking about my stream has ads no jewberg

>>1340842
That was just it

The WWE 2K17commercial they opened up a hatch and outcame Goldberg

>>1340821
Based HHH stopping Goldberg ruining WWE in 2003

Goldberg vs Nakamura when

>>1340842
It was, didn't you see the images? Its the same exact shit lol

How did you guys not know goldberg was gonna be in the new game. It has been known for quite a while.

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>>1340840
IM ACTUALLY MARKING THE FUCK OUT

FUCK "THE GUY" ROMAN
FUCK "THE ARCHITECT" ROLLINS

GIVE ME DA MAN
GOLDBERG
O
L
D
B
E
R
G

IT WAS EVEN HIS OLD "INVASION" WW2 THEME, NOT THAT PIECE OF SHIT FAGGOT ASS WWE VERSION

>>1340840
Cause that match was so well received.

>>1340862
Goldberg hates Vince's guts

Like genuinely hates the man

>>1340859
>Goldberg
>Literally who???

>>1340843
No

>come back from commercial
>it's another commercial
WHAT
THE
FUCK

Imagine if in between all that Jasethy wankery Goldberg came through the crowd and speared Roman then held up the title

>Guys who will win da orcs or da hummens????
>they both win they team up ayyy :DDDDDD

Goldberg was free to play as in the last 3 games, fucking kikes.

>It's a raw full commercial episode

>>1340648

Just over 1 hour on Sky sports 5 UK - 13 ad breaks so far. Plus the weird warcraft movie trailer with Kane speaking (he is not in it)

>>1340796
0 for Dean too...

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>warcfraft

Not even David Bowie's kid could break the vidya game movie curse

RAW IS COMMERCIALS RAW IS COMMERCIALS RAW IS COMMERCIALS RAW IS COMMERCIALS RAW IS COMMERCIALS RAW IS COMMERCIALS RAW IS COMMERCIALS RAW IS COMMERCIALS RAW IS COMMERCIALS RAW IS COMMERCIALS RAW IS COMMERCIALS RAW IS COMMERCIALS RAW IS COMMERCIALS RAW IS COMMERCIALS RAW IS COMMERCIALS RAW IS COMMERCIALS RAW IS COMMERCIALS RAW IS COMMERCIALS RAW IS COMMERCIALS RAW IS COMMERCIALS RAW IS COMMERCIALS RAW IS COMMERCIALS RAW IS COMMERCIALS RAW IS COMMERCIALS RAW IS COMMERCIALS RAW IS COMMERCIALS RAW IS COMMERCIALS RAW IS COMMERCIALS RAW IS COMMERCIALS RAW IS COMMERCIALS RAW IS COMMERCIALS RAW IS COMMERCIALS RAW IS COMMERCIALS RAW IS COMMERCIALS RAW IS COMMERCIALS RAW IS COMMERCIALS RAW IS COMMERCIALS RAW IS COMMERCIALS RAW IS COMMERCIALS RAW IS COMMERCIALS RAW IS COMMERCIALS RAW IS COMMERCIALS RAW IS COMMERCIALS RAW IS COMMERCIALS RAW IS COMMERCIALS RAW IS COMMERCIALS RAW IS COMMERCIALS RAW IS COMMERCIALS RAW IS COMMERCIALS RAW IS COMMERCIALS RAW IS COMMERCIALS RAW IS COMMERCIALS RAW IS COMMERCIALS RAW IS COMMERCIALS RAW IS COMMERCIALS RAW IS COMMERCIALS RAW IS COMMERCIALS RAW IS COMMERCIALS RAW IS COMMERCIALS RAW IS COMMERCIALS RAW IS COMMERCIALS RAW IS COMMERCIALS RAW IS COMMERCIALS RAW IS COMMERCIALS

WORCROFT

Could Thrall and Varian beat Roman Reigns?

Brand vs. Pisspoor Mechanics 2k17

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>warcraft

inb4 Warcraft inducted in HoF

>>1340894
He was literally only in 2k14

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>>1340729
You can't blame either Roman or Seth for it, that's just ridiculously bad writing.
I reckon it's to get heel heat for Seth, getting "BORING" chants is probably better to Vince than him being cheered against Reigns

It's such a shame desu, all this shit writing throughout the entire show that the wrestlers themselves can't really do anything about. They have Seth come back on such a high, and after that I'm not sure anyone even cares about either guy in this feud anymore.

>>1340888
They probably have a really long segment with no commercials planned.

>>1340882
Goldberg has said as recently as January of this year (2016), If Vince gave him a "good storyline" and enough of a paycheck, he would return to the WWE. He just doesnt want a Legend's Contract, he wants to wrestle again. He's not terribly old and is still jacked as fuck

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were back from commercial...

... heres another commercial

why are our ratings so low guys????

Cena time!

CYKA BYLAT

holy fuck Lana

>>1340906
kek

Lana spelled backwards is anal

LANA <3

>Rusev and Lana

BMJ AYYY

This RAW has more ads than is healthy for any human being.

Not to mention that completely awful Seth and Roman segment.

>State of the wankery era

CENA TIME BOIS

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>cena is back to bury rusev

Best part of Raw time

CENA INC

Lana forgot accent for a bit there

cena pls no bury

>Lana

MUH DICK

inb4 Big Match John takes RuRu's title

Who else thinks Lana's theme song sounds like it came from a jewelry commercial?

BMJ coming in less than 2 minutes.

Eu-merican hero
What did she mean by this?

Swagger comes out and beats Rusev in a non-title match. Calling it now.

>>1340885
He had the biggest win streak and the best entrance in WCW.

This raw is awful

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>WWE 2k17
>Still on Xbox 360 and Ps3

>>1340844
My Dream is that some jobber comes out in the middle of the ring, then he gets speared bu Goldberg, Edge, Rhyno, and Reigns from all 4 posts.

>Lana forgetting her accent

Bitch you are suppose to be Russian!

>>1340898
Thank God David is dead to not see son watch his shitty film

pls no Cena

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RURU TIME

MATCHKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>Umerican hero
Wew lass

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>Umerican

Uhh Lana forgot to do her Russian accent lmfao

its 1993 all over again

>>1340922
eh

the magic of rusevs first title reign is gone

>there are "people" from wisconsin that paid money for this

RUSEV MADOKA
>RUSEV MAGICA
RUSEV MADOKA
>RUSEV MAGICA
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>RUSEV MAGICA
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>RUSEV MAGICA

Time for Cena to get an immediate title match and win

> Umerican hero

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Ruru!

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Lana about to get Kofi'd

>>1340933
Its like meximerica but with europe

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Lana's new tiddys

WOO WOO WOO

>Rusev doing the Cristiano Ronaldo pose after Real Madrid won the Chapions League
Fitting

Jesus that obvious BMJ foreshadowing...

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Did Lana just completely drop her accent for a min there

WOO WOO WOO

ITS HAPPENING

WOO
WOO
WOO

OH SHIT

WOO WOO WOO

RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER

>ryder coming out second

NO BROSKI NO!

NO

DON'T HAVE CENA RESCUE RYDER

PLEASE

ZACK DADDY SQUASH MATCH

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REMOVE WOO FROM PREMISE

CENA WANTS TO BURY RYDER TOO

OH THE MANATEE.

SHIT ITS RYDER

Over under 1 minute?

BASED ZACK BASED ZACK BASED ZACK BASED ZACK BASED ZACK BASED ZACK BASED ZACK BASED ZACK BASED ZACK BASED ZACK BASED ZACK BASED ZACK BASED ZACK BASED ZACK BASED ZACK BASED ZACK BASED ZACK BASED ZACK BASED ZACK BASED ZACK BASED ZACK BASED ZACK BASED ZACK BASED ZACK BASED ZACK BASED ZACK BASED ZACK BASED ZACK BASED ZACK BASED ZACK BASED ZACK BASED ZACK BASED ZACK BASED ZACK BASED ZACK BASED ZACK BASED ZACK BASED ZACK BASED ZACK BASED ZACK BASED ZACK BASED ZACK BASED ZACK BASED ZACK BASED ZACK BASED ZACK BASED ZACK BASED ZACK BASED ZACK BASED ZACK BASED ZACK BASED ZACK BASED ZACK BASED ZACK BASED ZACK BASED ZACK BASED ZACK BASED ZACK BASED ZACK BASED ZACK BASED ZACK BASED ZACK BASED ZACK BASED ZACK BASED ZACK BASED ZACK BASED ZACK BASED ZACK BASED ZACK BASED ZACK BASED ZACK BASED ZACK BASED ZACK BASED ZACK BASED ZACK BASED ZACK BASED ZACK BASED ZACK BASED ZACK BASED ZACK BASED ZACK BASED ZACK BASED ZACK BASED ZACK BASED ZACK BASED ZACK BASED ZACK BASED ZACK BASED ZACK BASED ZACK BASED ZACK BASED ZACK BASED ZACK BASED ZACK BASED ZACK BASED ZACK BASED ZACK BASED ZACK BASED ZACK BASED ZACK BASED ZACK BASED ZACK BASED ZACK BASED ZACK BASED ZACK

>>1340767
I laughed but it dragged far too long, didn't like it

It is a Rusev squashes Ryder and Cena appears

>RuRu vs Ryder

RYDER GET REKT TONIGHT , FUCK HIM RIGHT IN THE ASS RUSEEEEEEEEEV

OH GOD...ITS 2011 ALL OVER AGAIN

>Zack Ryder trying to fight for the US Champ belt
>RuRu wins
>Cena comes out
>wins title
>fucks Emma in front of him

kek

KEK

K E K

LEL

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burying this guy even more to make cena llok good

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>RYDER GOING BACK TO FUCKING SQUASH AND BURIAL

FUCK YOU VINCE FUCK YOU VINCE FUCK YOU

Why do they keep doing this to ryder?

WOO

WOO
WOOOOOOO

>zack ryder
>no pop

lol stop pushing this ryder meme.

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>Zack Ryder

TOP KEK

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Ryders taking the title guys

Eternally buried lmfao

>burying Rider and Rusev at the same time

>weekly Ryder burial

Poor Zack.
Why won't Vince stop burying the guy? It's been like 7 years, you can stop burying him now.

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>Ryder

KEK Fire him already

Will they ever update Ryder's theme to this?

https://youtu.be/JCoMMR8Jzm4

It's been forever and a day...when did Zack Ryder start coming back on TV?

FEED THAT FUCKER TO RUSEV

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ZACK RYDER IS ON TV

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

I REPEAT

ZACK RYDER IS ON TV

*AIR RAID SIRENS*

Jersey American Hero.
Let's do this! Woo Woo Woo

RU

RU

RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>RYDER WINNING THE US CHAMPIONSHIP
BASED

>Cole: "Zack Ryder a long time Mets fan."

Is he a Mets fan...for life?

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Ryder gonna job again...

Rusev will let Zack job and put him in accolade for 4 minutes and BMJ comes out to save Zacky baby and challenge Rusev

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Well shit

>2 hours until a decent match

I missed this whole Goldberg thing, was it not on Sky Sports?

Did ... Did she just say "Zach Rainer"?

>Its a Zack gets buried even further episode

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EVEN IF MY BROSKI LOSES HE STILL WINS

>awful Seth and Roman segment, just confusing and bizarre
>hype twitter for weeks, it's fucking Bill Goldberg in 2016, no one gives a fuck
>based Zack and Rusev

at least they got something right

>>1340995
not his fault they booked him like a total geek for years

HERE COMES CENA

>>1340995
You know Kevin has been messing with the crowd volume all night right?

RYDER PLEASE

>>1341026
did she steal that dress?

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i fucking love rusev

LETS GO RYDER
WOO
WOO
WOO

>>1341033
No, Emma is a good girl now

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>HAHA! YOU AMERICANS SUCK!
>Doot doot doooooot
>Could it be?!
>Big Match John is here!
>We do not suck, fight me for the title!
>1! 2! 3!
>DOOT DOOT DOOOOOOT

>>1341007
not enough Woo's

>lets go ryder chants
How is he still over after being buried and unused for nearly 3 years?