RAW GAMETHREAD #4
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The Big Dog and his chiseled jawline is here
WHO THE FUCK WRITES THIS SHIT?
>>1340648
how hard is it to just fucking wrestle?
WWE is becoming like the NFL
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LITERALLY
FILLER
THE COMPANY
Can Baby Dick Rollins get injured again? He fucking sucks?
TROLLED THE FUCK OUT
jesus fuck, just go to commercial already
>>1340680
THE XFL
30 WRITERS
Just tuned in. Did Cena come out yet?
>>1340680
>watching WWE for the wrestling
Seth the master ruseman
Wow, they're really going balls deep for Roman, huh?
Make everybody look scared of him.
This is embarrassing.
>People still use the Justin Bieber chant.
does vince pay jbl extra to suck reigns dick every show
Asukafags unite!
>>1340704
Yes.
what is this shit
FUCK YOU VINCE
FUCK THIS IM OUT YOU KEKS
Vince really is a petty fuck
That segment was literally just to drag Seth down to Reigns' sea of boos
what the fuck is going on
That was the worst 5 minutes of my life, and I once passed a kidney stone
How fucking gay was that?
Run up and down the ramp 6 times.
Fucking horrible
what was the point
How long did that fucking rehashed segment take
>they're going to make Seth do this every week until people cheer Roman
>literally wasting time
What an awful show
>>1340723
Fugg what'd he say/do?
Bored smark standing by
Cena will enter MITB right?
>six man tag team match
real original
>"This is a wrestlemania material match"
Yeah sure
>>1340704
Yeah he came out in the first segment, said "everyone on /asp/ needs to have sex right now" everyone cheered and he left
>>1340728
How bad was that kidney stone?
>one hour in
>there has been less than 8 minutes of wrestling
>>1340709
>American boo
I actually liked that Chicken Game from Seth. I cant really explain it, but it was so weird that it was likeable.
Maybe its because Roman stopped talking, I dunno.
>>1340707
Seth being a chickenshit heel isn't really big news, he would be afraid of Goldust if he had to fight him
>>1340721
well she is best girl
>not switching to Thunder vs Warriors
BASED CENA
BMJ is coming back to probably cut a 3 minute promo
>that segment
Anyone who didn't think that was funny as fuck just got worked
Why does RAW need to be 3 hours long when they clearly have segments where they just waste time for fun?
LMAO
GOLDERBERG IN 2017
p-plis don't bury Rusev, M-Mr. Cena
GOLDBERG RETURN WHEN
Golberg wut?
>goldberg cocktease
FUCKYOU
>pre order to play as goldberg
the jews have gone too far
GOLDBERG!
>Del Rio in a meaningless 6 man tag
it's like he's back at AAA already
also, the hatch was just a gimmick for an ad for the WWE game, Goldberg is going to come out
One hour in and i uhh think we had two matches?
Roman looked so strong, guys!
>Goldberg
Woah, Ryback is the preorder bonus for WWE2K17
GOLDBERG
GOLDBERG!!!!
Is that fucking Goldberg?
>preorder bonus
AND HIS NAME IS JOHN VENA
A
GOLDBERG
GOLDBERG
GOLDBERG
How long till Goldberg shows up to put over Reigns' spear as stronger than his?
Friendly reminder
Roman WM ME : 2
Seth WM ME : 1
Punk WM ME : 0
GOOOOOOLDBERG
>>1340742
Same thing he always says.
MOTHER FUCKING GOLDBERG
GOLDBERG
MOTHER FUCKING GOLDBERG
IM MARKING THE FUCK OUT
MARKING THE FUCK OUT
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
MARKING THE FUCK OUT
holy shit it's Goldberg
>>1340733
>until people cheer Roman
they're going to be disappointed
>the champ
>the guy
>the man
>the club
who is naming shit and why haven't they hung themselves yet
i thought goldberg was all about not playing ball with vince?
>Goldberg Commercial.
That was pretty neat
GOLDBERG
O
L
D
B
E
R
G
>Jewburg in the new 2K game
>the big announcement
HA HA HA THE ABSOLUTE FEDERATION OF WWE
JEWBERG!!
>>1340760
>american """"""""sports""""""""
no thank you
>Goldberg
>>1340781
two tag team matches
and i'm not sure the second qualifies as a match
BASED RYBACK
>not paying attention because commercial
>hear Goldberg's theme
>get excited
>pre-order to play as him in 2k17
Fuck you WWE.
>the hatch thing was about goldberg
>>1340781
correct. And one was over in 3 mins with a rollup win
>It was all for the next WWE video game
>Goldberg sold out to Vince
fuck goldberg
>JEWBURG IS PREORDER BONUS
I can still hear Buffer
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD
BERG
GOLDBERG HOLY FUCK!
GOLDBERG VS JOHN CENA
SUMMERSLAM 2016
>THE CITY OF RYBACK
If I wasn't watching the show rn and saw these Goldberg posts I'd be really excited
>GOLDBERG VS BROCK 2 AT WRESTLEMANIA CONFIRMED
HOLY SHIT HOW HARD ARE YOU GUYS MARKING OUT RIGHT NOW
So Rusev will cut a promo about how much america sucks in the 8pm hour and John will come down to shit on him? Shane will come out and put the US on the line. BMJ wins the belt on memes day?
>>1340826
Would lose my shit.
Will RAW get higher than 1.5 this week?
Will Goldberg come out and spear Roman?
I'd cream myself for that.
>>1340760
>watching a full basketball game
>not just watching the last 4mins of a close game
Can Goldberg beat Reigns?
>Goldberg shows up at Survivor Series
>Loses his last match at Mania
I can legit see this happening.
>>1340718
No, but JBL gets fired if he doesn't.
MY CHILDHOOD HERO
BASED GOLDBERG
PLS
But fuck wwe games
>>1340777
>jewing to play as a jew
jewception
SAVE_US.CENA
please
>>1340825
same
>goldberg
I dont know if I want this
>>1340810
Goldberg's all about getting them shekels
All these underage kids not alive when Goldberg was the best thing in WCW
>commercials cut off the goldberg promo
>have to check this thread if it was legit
>it's for wwe2k17
>They didnt fire Rybotch so they can use his silhouette in 2k17 promo
KEK
E
K
>>1340831
...you're surprised someone with the last name "Goldberg" would sell out?????
Never gave a shit about Goldberg but I'd take literally anything else right now. Have him come out and spear some geeks like The Club and Vaudevillians
Well, Ryback is technically still employed right?
>>1340838
Didn't they kill him in Cincinnati a while back?
BASED RYBACK
>kikeberg jeworder bonus
POTTERY
wtf are you all talking about my stream has ads no jewberg
>>1340842
That was just it
The WWE 2K17commercial they opened up a hatch and outcame Goldberg
>>1340821
Based HHH stopping Goldberg ruining WWE in 2003
Goldberg vs Nakamura when
>>1340842
It was, didn't you see the images? Its the same exact shit lol
How did you guys not know goldberg was gonna be in the new game. It has been known for quite a while.
>>1340840
IM ACTUALLY MARKING THE FUCK OUT
FUCK "THE GUY" ROMAN
FUCK "THE ARCHITECT" ROLLINS
GIVE ME DA MAN
GOLDBERG
O
L
D
B
E
R
G
IT WAS EVEN HIS OLD "INVASION" WW2 THEME, NOT THAT PIECE OF SHIT FAGGOT ASS WWE VERSION
>>1340840
Cause that match was so well received.
>>1340862
Goldberg hates Vince's guts
Like genuinely hates the man
>>1340859
>Goldberg
>Literally who???
>come back from commercial
>it's another commercial
WHAT
THE
FUCK
Imagine if in between all that Jasethy wankery Goldberg came through the crowd and speared Roman then held up the title
>Guys who will win da orcs or da hummens????
>they both win they team up ayyy :DDDDDD
Goldberg was free to play as in the last 3 games, fucking kikes.
>It's a raw full commercial episode
>>1340648
Just over 1 hour on Sky sports 5 UK - 13 ad breaks so far. Plus the weird warcraft movie trailer with Kane speaking (he is not in it)
>>1340796
0 for Dean too...
>warcfraft
Not even David Bowie's kid could break the vidya game movie curse
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WORCROFT
Could Thrall and Varian beat Roman Reigns?
Brand vs. Pisspoor Mechanics 2k17
>warcraft
inb4 Warcraft inducted in HoF
>>1340894
He was literally only in 2k14
>>1340729
You can't blame either Roman or Seth for it, that's just ridiculously bad writing.
I reckon it's to get heel heat for Seth, getting "BORING" chants is probably better to Vince than him being cheered against Reigns
It's such a shame desu, all this shit writing throughout the entire show that the wrestlers themselves can't really do anything about. They have Seth come back on such a high, and after that I'm not sure anyone even cares about either guy in this feud anymore.
>>1340888
They probably have a really long segment with no commercials planned.
>>1340882
Goldberg has said as recently as January of this year (2016), If Vince gave him a "good storyline" and enough of a paycheck, he would return to the WWE. He just doesnt want a Legend's Contract, he wants to wrestle again. He's not terribly old and is still jacked as fuck
were back from commercial...
... heres another commercial
why are our ratings so low guys????
Cena time!
CYKA BYLAT
holy fuck Lana
>>1340906
kek
Lana spelled backwards is anal
LANA <3
>Rusev and Lana
BMJ AYYY
This RAW has more ads than is healthy for any human being.
Not to mention that completely awful Seth and Roman segment.
>State of the wankery era
CENA TIME BOIS
>cena is back to bury rusev
Best part of Raw time
CENA INC
Lana forgot accent for a bit there
cena pls no bury
>Lana
MUH DICK
inb4 Big Match John takes RuRu's title
Who else thinks Lana's theme song sounds like it came from a jewelry commercial?
BMJ coming in less than 2 minutes.
Eu-merican hero
What did she mean by this?
Swagger comes out and beats Rusev in a non-title match. Calling it now.
>>1340885
He had the biggest win streak and the best entrance in WCW.
This raw is awful
>WWE 2k17
>Still on Xbox 360 and Ps3
>>1340844
My Dream is that some jobber comes out in the middle of the ring, then he gets speared bu Goldberg, Edge, Rhyno, and Reigns from all 4 posts.
>Lana forgetting her accent
Bitch you are suppose to be Russian!
>>1340898
Thank God David is dead to not see son watch his shitty film
pls no Cena
RURU TIME
MATCHKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>Umerican hero
Wew lass
>Umerican
Uhh Lana forgot to do her Russian accent lmfao
its 1993 all over again
>>1340922
eh
the magic of rusevs first title reign is gone
>there are "people" from wisconsin that paid money for this
RUSEV MADOKA
>RUSEV MAGICA
RUSEV MADOKA
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>RUSEV MAGICA
Time for Cena to get an immediate title match and win
> Umerican hero
Ruru!
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Lana about to get Kofi'd
>>1340933
Its like meximerica but with europe
Lana's new tiddys
WOO WOO WOO
>Rusev doing the Cristiano Ronaldo pose after Real Madrid won the Chapions League
Fitting
Jesus that obvious BMJ foreshadowing...
Did Lana just completely drop her accent for a min there
WOO WOO WOO
ITS HAPPENING
WOO
WOO
WOO
OH SHIT
WOO WOO WOO
RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER RYDER
>ryder coming out second
NO BROSKI NO!
NO
DON'T HAVE CENA RESCUE RYDER
PLEASE
ZACK DADDY SQUASH MATCH
REMOVE WOO FROM PREMISE
CENA WANTS TO BURY RYDER TOO
OH THE MANATEE.
SHIT ITS RYDER
Over under 1 minute?
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>>1340767
I laughed but it dragged far too long, didn't like it
It is a Rusev squashes Ryder and Cena appears
>RuRu vs Ryder
RYDER GET REKT TONIGHT , FUCK HIM RIGHT IN THE ASS RUSEEEEEEEEEV
OH GOD...ITS 2011 ALL OVER AGAIN
>Zack Ryder trying to fight for the US Champ belt
>RuRu wins
>Cena comes out
>wins title
>fucks Emma in front of him
kek
KEK
K E K
LEL
burying this guy even more to make cena llok good
>RYDER GOING BACK TO FUCKING SQUASH AND BURIAL
FUCK YOU VINCE FUCK YOU VINCE FUCK YOU
Why do they keep doing this to ryder?
WOO
WOO
WOOOOOOO
>zack ryder
>no pop
lol stop pushing this ryder meme.
>Zack Ryder
TOP KEK
Ryders taking the title guys
Eternally buried lmfao
>burying Rider and Rusev at the same time
>weekly Ryder burial
Poor Zack.
Why won't Vince stop burying the guy? It's been like 7 years, you can stop burying him now.
>Ryder
KEK Fire him already
Will they ever update Ryder's theme to this?
https://youtu.be/JCoMMR8Jzm4
It's been forever and a day...when did Zack Ryder start coming back on TV?
FEED THAT FUCKER TO RUSEV
ZACK RYDER IS ON TV
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I REPEAT
ZACK RYDER IS ON TV
*AIR RAID SIRENS*
Jersey American Hero.
Let's do this! Woo Woo Woo
RU
RU
RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>RYDER WINNING THE US CHAMPIONSHIP
BASED
>Cole: "Zack Ryder a long time Mets fan."
Is he a Mets fan...for life?
Ryder gonna job again...
Rusev will let Zack job and put him in accolade for 4 minutes and BMJ comes out to save Zacky baby and challenge Rusev
Well shit
>2 hours until a decent match
I missed this whole Goldberg thing, was it not on Sky Sports?
Did ... Did she just say "Zach Rainer"?
>Its a Zack gets buried even further episode
EVEN IF MY BROSKI LOSES HE STILL WINS
>awful Seth and Roman segment, just confusing and bizarre
>hype twitter for weeks, it's fucking Bill Goldberg in 2016, no one gives a fuck
>based Zack and Rusev
at least they got something right
>>1340995
not his fault they booked him like a total geek for years
HERE COMES CENA
>>1340995
You know Kevin has been messing with the crowd volume all night right?
RYDER PLEASE
>>1341026
did she steal that dress?
i fucking love rusev
LETS GO RYDER
WOO
WOO
WOO
>>1341033
No, Emma is a good girl now
>HAHA! YOU AMERICANS SUCK!
>Doot doot doooooot
>Could it be?!
>Big Match John is here!
>We do not suck, fight me for the title!
>1! 2! 3!
>DOOT DOOT DOOOOOOT
>>1341007
not enough Woo's
>lets go ryder chants
How is he still over after being buried and unused for nearly 3 years?
>Gold Bond
>Goldberg
>Golden Truth
What did they mean by this?
>>1341006
perfect timing
>rusev kicking out at 1
What an ass
That was a smooth as fuck transition into the accolade.
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
Uh......that wasn't the accolade Cole....
LITERALLY ZERO SELL LMAO
that new accolade is based as fuck
>>1341026
He's a god
LET'S GO RYDER WOO WOO WOO
They know when they chant USA they are chanting for Rusev, right?
LMAO
M
A
O
>kick out at one from two broski boots
LMAO
>>1341042
Big banter towards Jeff Jarret.
>squashed again
why give him the IC belt for a day? did they really need a transitional champion?
B U R I E D
SQUASH! RYDER BURIED AGAIN!
bahaha just quit ryder go find cody
ALRIGHT RURU
YOU'RE TIME IS UP AND HIS TIME IS NOW
>the broski boot gets woo woo woo chants every time
what? i thought the accolade was a camel clutch
Cena incoming
Here comes Cena
Ryder jobbing so Cena can return..... poor guy
>That new accolade modification
B A S E D
R U S E V
>Ryder literally landing on his ass
Kek
Yeah fuck off rusev. Boring cunt
Damn...
Two (2) broski boots, and only a 1 count
are you shitting me
Oh god he is coming out to bury rusev again
>WHAT
WOO WOO WOO
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
AMERICANS SUCK
YOU ALL SUCK
I AM FOREIGN
>RUSEV ;)
cena is coming
>>1341038
FUCK IT'S HAPPENING
BIG
MATCH
JOHN
>cheese gobbling cheese
>>1341040
He's actually likeable.
>Titus O'Neal
Cena heel turn incoming
this all seems very familiar
Fucking cheese Americans
>Titus O'Neil
>Titus
>Titties O'No
stop
>cheese gobbling cheese
kek'd
>it's not Cena
Wow....I'm surprised
BRIGHT OUT ALL THE JOBBERS
cheese gobbling cheese people
BASED FUCKING TITUS
That new Accolade looks too painful
Please don't hurt Zack
BIG
TITUS IS BACK
based ruru
CHEESEGOBBLERS
Titus?
Where the fuck is John?
>two and a half minutes
>Titus
TITUS!!!!
ITS TIME TO BE MAKING MOVES
MILLION DOLLA MOVES
KEK
What the fuck did he just say about cheese??
Is Titus trying to get into fights with everyone?
>oh you expected Cena?
>Here's Titus
Lmfao
BIG MATCH TITUS
>its OK when rusev buries guys!
>Titus
Kill me
TIME FOR CENA
TIME FOR CENA
TIME FOR CENA
TIME FOR CENA
TIME FOR CENA
>Titus
wut
madness?
THIS IS MEMORIAL DAY!
>Titus
Thats not BMJ?
Titus is a fucking nerd
>Titus?
>Ryder still dead on the ramp
top kek
fuck off nigger
in coming
hahahahha Americans are so fucking stupid holy shit
cheese gobbling cheese?
>Titus o negro
well this was unexpected
>cheese gobbling cheese americans
TITUS
MAKING MOOO ON AJ LEEE
BASED TITUS CONFIRMED AS BLACK CENA
Accents must be optional tonight...
titus over okay!
USA being a bad advert to humanity as usual. A wild Titus appears.
Damn, Cena got niggier, and less charismatic
kek, Titus casually walking past Ryder's crumpled dead body and showing no concern for him.
WATCH OUT VINCE TITUS IS ANGRY AGAIN
MILLION
DOLLA
MOVES
>Not Cena
>Titties O'Neal
>Get yourself over on the internet
>Buried forever
>Shove Vince out of your way
>Get a paid vacation and a title
Get a load of this boss
Tities is going after ruru?
>implying Rusev isn't the embodiment of the American Dream
When will they respect him, bros?
>what is blowhard?
kek
>cheap shot
Stereotypical black man
>Bulgarian Blowhard
NICE
WWE patriotism is the most annoying patriotism
> USA USA USA
>Not just saying, Bulgarian Bitch
smdh familia
FUCK YES
NO BMJ JOBBING RUSEV
BASED PANCAKE PATTERSON
Wait..Titus?
What a swerve I expected Cena
>>1341135
I have a feeling the entire cast and crew are shitfaced. Tonight has just been sloppy all around.
THAT PUNCH
JESUS CHRIST
>TITUS
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHA WHAT
I can't wait to see Lana get BLACKED by Titus
TITUS IS OVER AS FUCK
>what is blowhard?
Looks like Cena turned black for his heel turn.
>>1341065
>He was ic champion only a few weeks ago
Has anyone been buried harder and faster than Ryder?
poor Ruru. He has to put over that talentless negro Titus
THE STATE OF APOLLO CREWS
HEEM SLEEPY
BASED TITUS ONEIL SINGLES RUN
TITUS O NEIL VS RUSEV FOR THE US BELT AT MITB
IM FUCKING DOWN!
VINCE WITH THE BIGASS BAIT LMAO
i switched away for 30 seconds. WTF happened to Zak?
>>1341148
at least he did not ... Grab
no cena
Why is cena black?
Ryder really needs to ask for release. He has so much potential and im sure he can achieve it anywhere else
>this is going to be an actual feud
I thought he was going to destroy titus and then cena was going to come out
Ryder LITERALLY just got cucked
i dont think a match has gone over 5 minutes yet..
>>1341158
This, that was pretty good
Wew I like this chimp out Titus
>that intensity
>>1341139
He is just being an American hero bro.
>>1341164
Benoit.
Pretty bad Raw so far
>THAT RIGHT HOOK
BASED TITUS
What is fucking happening. This Raw is dicks.
Based Divas segment (washroom break)
Time for a smoke
>>1341171
that nigga dead
>>1341146
Rusev has unintentionally been one of the most sympathetic babyfaces since he debuted. He's a great embodiment of the American dream. He immigrated here and made something of himself, chasing the American dream and achieving greatness and riches as a result. But he gets shit on by faces because he's brown and speaks a different language.
>>1341171
Career ending inury
>mfw BMJ's comeback is the main event
Pissbreak time
Punch looked stiff but my stream is abit shit
Just bring BMJ out
>showing more of that painful Charlotte/Ric promo
Please god no.
how many commercials so far ?
Titus is legitimately the worst overall performer in the company
"""""""""""""""""WOMENS WRESTLING"""""""""""""""""
>we're gonna have strong, empowered women wrestlers!
>storyline is about daddy issues
So what is Cena gonna do??????
Titus O freaking Neil is less buried the Zack Ryder. This is some bullshit.
If Rusev isn't literally in your top ten of all time get the fuck out of here
>>1341171
He jobbed. What else would happen?
>>1341206
Appear literally at the last 5 minutes of RAW
>>1341202
Are you high?
>>1341155
No, Cena is going after Miz and finally locking up that GRAND SLAM
WWE Tribute to the Spooks
>>1341206
rap
this is a really weird raw, writers must be scrambling to set shit up for the brand split
>>1341197
THE WOMEN'S (NOT DIVAS) SEGMENT IS NOT A PISS BREAK DELETE THIS
Titus = Based
>Recaping that awful segment from last week
Are they serious? Do they want a 0.9 rating? Looks like that's what they're going for.
>>1341205
>storyline is about destroying the patriarchy and not needing a man
>>1341184
Dude!
>black person cheap shotting in a fight
Vince you mad man.
What is a blowhard anyway?
Damn, Flair looks like that old man from Ren & Stimpy.
>women's segment
>Need to shit
Coincidence? I think not
>cheese gobbling cheese people
Holy shit.
They can't be wondering what's going wrong backstage when this is what they air weekly surely?
>>1341164
I haven't seen anybody buried harder and faster than Ryder since the last time they buried Ryder hard and fast as fuck.
>up against game 7 of the western conference finals and game 1 of the Stanley cup finals
>expecting RAW to be good
>>1341230
have sex /pol/turd
Know what doesn't shine?
Puerto Rico's debt Maggle!
The Shining jobbers
fuck the headache elevator music sweaty colon shitters
>WWE jerking people this hard for Cena's return, but blue balling us until the end of the show.
Fuck this shit I'm watching basketball.
>>1341222
I remember some guy on Reddit typing (It feels good to type that) after typing Women's title.
Why are they still running with this advert for America's cheap Spain
lel piano music
>>1341242
Nobody gives a shit about hockey ... for fucks' sake more people typically will watch Bowling than they will hockey.
>>1341246
I don't think that's what a blowhard is
>>1341265
He will return to talk about USA and hype his American Grit shitshow. By crushing foreigners.
Ric's not looking so hot, lads. I don't think he has much more in the tank.
>people giving a shit about this
Not even once
MUH DADDY ISSUES..... women's revolution
Boring as fuck
She's called Charlotte because both are full of black guys
but didn't steph slap the hell out of ric??
>Nikki wishes Brie died in the womb
>Paige brings up Charlotte's dead brother
>Charlotte says Ric is dead to her
Is Planned Parenthood sponsoring the Women's Revolution?
>5 hours of love Wwe per week
>3 hours for commercials
>an hour for "story"
>an hour for the same 5 matches over and over again
What's not to love
Ayy based enzo and cass
>>1341445
Cheese Americans!
All the cheeses..
>american """"""""cheese""""""""
Fromunda Cheese and Gloryholes PG RATING!
>>1341515
I thought I was the only one who caught JBL say that!
