RAW GAMETHREAD #3
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Who /v/ here?
Tell me what you are looking forward to at E3.
1st for curryman
FOURTH FOR BMJ HEEL TURN
Kevin Owens is a fat piece of shit
Kane is in Warcraft?!
AND HIS NAME
WWWYKI
>>1340220
what the fuck is e3
who /BEEG/ here?
the fuck is this warcraft crossover
Kane is in Warcraft?
>>1340220
E3 is still a thing? Kek
>Kane Warcraft commercial
WHAT THE FUCK
Turned on a random Nitro instead of watching this shit
Hot segment to open the show. Flair/Goldberg/Nash/Hollywood Hogan
>>1340220
P5 western release date.
>>1340220
Zelda U
>'IF WE TELL THEM THAT WE'RE IN A NEW ERA ENOUGH TIMES MAYBE THEY'LL START TO BELIEVE IT'
t. Vince
Why is Kane in Warcraft?
1st for Papa Shango
>Most of the teens posting here don't even know who Papa Shango was
KANE IS CRAFT
the absolute madman
>samoan gibberish
>ushits and goldnigger
Are they actively trying to put me to sleep
REMOVE SAMOA REMOVE SAMOA REMOVE SAMOA REMOVE SAMOA REMOVE SAMOA REMOVE SAMOA REMOVE SAMOA REMOVE SAMOA REMOVE SAMOA REMOVE SAMOA REMOVE SAMOA REMOVE SAMOA REMOVE SAMOA REMOVE SAMOA REMOVE SAMOA REMOVE SAMOA REMOVE SAMOA REMOVE SAMOA REMOVE SAMOA REMOVE SAMOA REMOVE SAMOA REMOVE SAMOA REMOVE SAMOA REMOVE SAMOA REMOVE SAMOA REMOVE SAMOA REMOVE SAMOA REMOVE SAMOA REMOVE SAMOA REMOVE SAMOA REMOVE SAMOA REMOVE SAMOA REMOVE SAMOA REMOVE SAMOA REMOVE SAMOA REMOVE SAMOA REMOVE SAMOA REMOVE SAMOA REMOVE SAMOA REMOVE SAMOA REMOVE SAMOA REMOVE SAMOA REMOVE SAMOA REMOVE SAMOA REMOVE SAMOA REMOVE SAMOA REMOVE SAMOA REMOVE SAMOA REMOVE SAMOA REMOVE SAMOA
2 tag team shit in a row. 3 if you include new gay.
Fucking die. Fucking die.
>>1340241
This
>the brand split probably won't break up the Usos
why can't they just get rid of these guys?
>usoniggers
>>1340238
it's a dead, empty shell of what it used to be. Much like the industry itself.
What happened when we were on break anyways?
Did Golden Truth just stand there for 4 minutes waiting for USOs?
are the usos getting booed?
>Usos
time to watch some hockey
>>1340220
Wwe 2k17
>reminder
Anybody else from /y/ here?
Please fire these Islandniggers already
>>1340220
Nintendo NX and the future of the Wii U.
XXXTh3d3m0nkan3XXX
>>1340259
>>>/woo/
Is this the worst opening hour in raw history?
Fucking Usos ugh
ColeSLAW
How did I never see it?
ALL YOU LITTLE WHITE KIDS CHANT WITH WITH THE USOS YO
OH MAN I CAN'T WAIT FOR THIS
>>1340220
Smackdown vs RAW 2k 17
What's happened so far?
>BREEZEDANGO GETS A REMIX
I know that isn't going to happen, but i really want the golden truth to beat these fuckers
>>1340267
R Truth rapped
>that's coach
Top lel truth
>KO gets shit for wrestling in a cutoff shirt, but the Usos do it and its fine
Fandango can save this raw
Please let based BreeDango bury the Ushits.
>BREEZANGO
not FABREEZE instead
Watched the opening segment and had enough
>>1340291
Steph's legs looked nice
This is going to be awful.
DAT MASHUP THO
Based Fandango and prettyboy-Christian
>They turned Fandango heel
...
I LOVE YOU BREEZUS CHRIST
Why couldn't they be called Fabreeze?!
>>1340295
Shame they're gay as fuck
>>1340272
Needs Rock's sleeve tattoo and Austin's vest
tyler breeze is literally fucking sacha baron cohen's bruno
Breeze and fandango are just faggots, right?
>they actually put a drop of effort into remixing breezes and fandangos theme
>New Bore vs Vauderatingkillings
Then
>Breezzzzzzzzzango vs The Whosos
Ratings = rekt
I actually enjoyed that little inset promo, good job Tyler
>COACH
KEK
>samoan retards vs fucking faggots
you can't win either way
>Dat mashup
I support this team until the end
THE EWWSOS
BREEZDANGO FOR THE WIN
I thought breeze and fandango were going to make out for a second there.
>>1340242
So Nintendos only thing?
>>1340309
No they didn't. Have sex
>>1340317
Dean would have seen through the facade and realized they have nothing to do with cleaning products.
>>1340287
Thats the Money in the Bank match nigger
>you gonna listen to colin powell and cleaver beaver
wut
>Not Fabreze
>>1340220
More "remasters" shitty PC ports, tired Mario sequels, and $100 unfinished dudebro shooters
>>1340315
Not like he was doing much as a face
I'd respect these fags if they actually like made out with each other
Is Fandango an /a/-bro?
MISSED TWO SCARRRRRRS FOR THIS SHIT!?!?
>when we say uce you say so
>uce
>no
>uso shouts "uce"
>played in "so's"
>2 tag team matches in a row
WHO BOOKED THIS TRASH
>Beaver Clevage
>>1340315
I don't think Fandango was ever face, you faggot.
Fuck the usos if they win, they need to be buried forever
Breezango's gimmick is being a gay couple right?
>>1340287
>one good wrestler in the whole match
>and even he is years past his prime
Smarks will enjoy this
>>1340322
Isn't it just a Zoolander parody?
SPOILERS. GOLDEN TRUTH ATTACKS FREBREEZE AT THE END
WHERE
IS
CENA
>>1340220
infinite warfare
>>1340331
teaming them together was one of the last shots creative had for getting them over
Usos are the only thing bad involved in this
Breeze is such an awful wrestler
Hot damn
How u want ur ratings famm?
>>1340357
No, they're being dumb super models
>Warriors vs thunder is about to start
>WWE give us breezango vs boo sos
fuck this shit i'm out
>>1340339
Kek!
guys....im getting a little nervous.
Cena said this morning on the Today show he would never keep the idea of turning heel "out of the picture", and last month on the YES network Michael kay interviewed him and he also said he would love to work as a heel at least once...
A lot of turns happen on REturns.
IS THIS THE NIGHT?
>small chants for Tyler
>immeadiately loses
of course
>roll up win
SOMOAN CENAS WIN AGAIN LOL
thank the lord the match ended quickly
BRING OUT JOHN
Fuck this shit.
/asp/, I have a legit question for you. I frequent /v/ a lot, and most people there post anonymously. How do you stand all these shitty attention seeking tripfags? Why haven't the mods banned them yet? This is almost as bad as /vg/
>>1340341
>6 man tag team match
you dumb fuck
that was the slowest, shittiest looking backslide.
was he trying to do the Zig Zag?
why do the Usos act like Cryme Tyme?
Breezango is getting more of push than golden girls
>>1340337
Yeah, maybe the PS4 lineup too
Is this all deliberately awful so people watch the new split-off smackdown, or just to make Cena look good?
Literally a squash match.
REEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING SAMOANS
there can't be a bigger definition of jobbers
>>1340369
>cut off her tits
thanks judaism
>>1340387
aboculture.txt
BASED
U S O S
S
O
S
>that's not Coach, Coach has talent
REKT
SAMOANS WIN LOL SAMOANS WIN LOL SAMOANS WIN LOL SAMOANS WIN LOL SAMOANS WIN LOL SAMOANS WIN LOL SAMOANS WIN LOL SAMOANS WIN LOL SAMOANS WIN LOL SAMOANS WIN LOL SAMOANS WIN LOL SAMOANS WIN LOL SAMOANS WIN LOL SAMOANS WIN LOL SAMOANS WIN LOL SAMOANS WIN LOL SAMOANS WIN LOL SAMOANS WIN LOL SAMOANS WIN LOL SAMOANS WIN LOL SAMOANS WIN LOL SAMOANS WIN LOL SAMOANS WIN LOL SAMOANS WIN LOL SAMOANS WIN LOL SAMOANS WIN LOL SAMOANS WIN LOL SAMOANS WIN LOL SAMOANS WIN LOL SAMOANS WIN LOL SAMOANS WIN LOL SAMOANS WIN LOL SAMOANS WIN LOL SAMOANS WIN LOL SAMOANS WIN LOL SAMOANS WIN LOL SAMOANS WIN LOL SAMOANS WIN LOL SAMOANS WIN LOL SAMOANS WIN LOL SAMOANS WIN LOL SAMOANS WIN LOL SAMOANS WIN LOL SAMOANS WIN LOL SAMOANS WIN LOL SAMOANS WIN LOL SAMOANS WIN LOL SAMOANS WIN LOL SAMOANS WIN LOL SAMOANS WIN LOL SAMOANS WIN LOL SAMOANS WIN LOL SAMOANS WIN LOL SAMOANS WIN LOL SAMOANS WIN LOL SAMOANS WIN LOL SAMOANS WIN LOL SAMOANS WIN LOL
fuckyeamy nigga goldie going ham
>>1340378
He'll come out and attack Roman at the end of the night after Roman wins his match.
>>1340378
>implying they ever turn #1 merch seller Cena heel
If he turned heel only neckbeard dweebs would buy his shit.
>>1340375
>posting it again because no one replied
Get a life faggot no one cares
BASED OLD MANS
THAT POWERSLAM
B A S E D
G O L D U S T
>>1340369
Please stop posting my waifu.
How mad would people be if Golden truth got Tag Team champion?
New era guise
>JBL seems genuinely angry about Golden Truth
How good was that spot /asp/
GOLDUST POWER SLAM
BASED
>everyone forgot about Seth already
Jasethy
Baron so upset at john
BASED JBL
>the world is still buzzing
seriously forgot about this ppv
SETH IS GOD
>the golden truth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qo571I6bkS4
>>1340407
they said the same shit about hogan
This is literally just smackdown
Why do I keep hearing Carlito's theme?
>>1340415
Why would anyone be mad? That would be based. Have sex.
WOMAN
A
I
N
S
>>1340316
BREEZUS CHRIST I LOVE YOUUUUUUU
>negative nancy
>>1340431
Get that cartoon shit out of here
ok that Powerslam was dank.
And I think I could be the first time and smoked and the bellas vs Xavier Woods and Waters The only thing that I have been in his 40s the show and was generally well liked on the set by his cast mates which made his death all the more heart breaking news and information on the toilet at lunch time and money to pay for the ic title unfication and also if you are looking for the first time and smoked the MASSACHUSETTS JOINT XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
>BE AMERICAN COMPAGNY
>SPONSORED BY BATTLEBORN
KEKS
WWE IS CUKS
i want to tune out every time the commercials roll
every 2 minutes
i never make it past the first hour
GG ratings
>ramen promo next
fuck yeah spliff break
>Roman promo
time to take a piss
>>1340414
I've always wanted to send someone famous a pic of my dick
>Camp WWE
>The world is still buzzing
No one even remembers Jasethy came back on a C PPV
>>1340431
fuck off faggot
>>1340409
that is gross as fuck nigga
i bet you imagine her farting
vince tooted xp
Monday Night ADS
>"We want the Total Drama audience"
ROMAN PROMO
>>1340369
>remove tutti
Why
>>1340445
>missing "chinese" keyword
Sorry your request has been invalidated
>>1340456
Is it big and black? If so go for it.
Whens the womens """"wrestling"""" i want to have a smoke but I don't wanna miss based BMJ
>Roman is next
>GSW-OKC is about to start
Vince...
Does anyone watch camp wwe?
is it worth it?
>>1340462
18+
>yfw Cena doesn't come out until 10:55
Dubs for Cena returning to join the Wyatt Family to help topple the Roman Empire
>>1340471
Give me your phone number senpai. Ill let you know when hes on :)
>>1340457
Gotta say, I really like this pic. Props to whoever made it.
holy shit this RAW is terrible
>tribute for the troops salute
>stephanie and shane get blacked by New Day
>Boredvillains vs New Day who get rekt by Kitteh Club
>multiple cole botches
>Fandango and Breeze vs Rikishi's Sperm squash
>Golden Truth attacks Breeze/Fandango
>Reigns on mic
>>1340467
Ass is still fat
>>1340471
kys
>>1340470
Lemme get cowtit's sc?
>>1340474
Nah, it's gay as fuck
did I miss BMJ?
>>1340474
simpsons and south park are only non degenerate cartoons.
>>1340483
>tribute to the troops
>negative
Deport yourself
>>1340477
10pm slot gets the highest viewership in the show. So the big ratings getter is always on at 10 or close to it.
time for a piss break!
>ramen promo
welp time to see durant choke i guess
>>1340474
Anyone who voices themselves, Vince especially, are the only good parts about the show. Overall the show is mostly in the middle
>>1340467
Possibly to get less attention
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>1340486
>4chan neckbeard having sex
>>1340483
i missed new day vs vaudvillains, did the club intervene ?
THEM BOOS!!!!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOO
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>those squeals
fuck its all fat chicks
>those piped in cheers
You can run but you can't HIDE ROMAN!
>>1340490
Replace Simpsons with based american dad
did they mute the crowd again?
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>1340489
nope
but youre just in time for a roman promo...
>X-Pac > Roman
Kek
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMAN BOONS
LITERALLY THE SAME FEMALE SQUEAL EVERY WEEK PLAYED IN OVER THE P.A WHEN ROMAN COMES OUT
This is really bad.
>>1340490
Simpsons is degenerate as fuck now.
Replace that with F is for Family.
>>1340481
Thanks senpai
Its 416 (862) 8899
God bless
OOOOOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
>>1340491
>he actually believes troops deserve any respect post WW2
top kek
Awww I left.
How was the boo? Or was it cheers?
ROMAN REIGNS
THE GUY WHO HAS LOTS OF SEX
THAT POP FOR THE BIG DOG
B A S E D
A
S
E
D
>>1340474
I couldn't even get passed the first episode and I watch so pretty childish shows so that's saying something
>there was a sign that said xpac > Roman
Lel
It annoys me that the belts are rarely worn
>tfw BMJ will never interrupt Roman and AA him
>>1340499
>a frog poster on a greek olive wrestling reviewing forum
>having sex
>ever
>>1340513
No... They just played stock cheers over it.
EVERYONE is bored
>crowd muted
>"BOOOOOOOOOOO"
>>1340527
a lot of booing
one really high pitched girl
Shit crowd.
Save us Sethgod
They should give him a gypsy gimmick and rename him Roma Reigns
based roman
>>1340495
>Seth Green
>WWE Trying to be actually funny
>WWE trying to be edgy
>Robot Chicken
>Utelizing wrestlers as characters in a cartoon show, as if anyone outside of wrestling would watch the show
Everything about it is cringier than even the Edge and Christian show.
>>1340513
Yes.
>>1340512
this also i enjoy bob's burgers
>>1340519
>inb4 someone makes it part of the theme in a custom youtube titantron
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>1340499
>>1340485
>How dare someone insult my waifu
u suck roman
Seth please.
Him and BMJ are the only reasons I'm here
>YOU SUCK ROMAN
OH SHIT
THEYRE STILL BOOING
GET THE VOLUME KEVIN
POLARIZING FIGURE
>>1340529
>Pop
All I hear is boos m8
>>1340522
i usually only watch returns on fx.
i saw a bit of rick and morty, wasnt too bad.
it's a short list though
why does jbl suck for ramen so much? he's a heel announcer REEEE
>Rodgers doesn't boo Roman
Homosexual doesn't boo Roman, shocking news
>the man vs the guy
Kill me.
>IM THE GUY
STOP THE GUY SHIT
>two years since the shebd broke up
Where has the time gone
Roman's promos are just awful. He just get wost every week.
These boos....
>literally just constant boos
The guy promo again. kill me
The MAN™ vs Thee GUY™
OH MY FUCKING GOD, ROMAN IS LITERALLY DOING /ASP/ MEME PROMOS
>THE GUY
T H E G U Y
H
E
G
U
Y
BASED ROMAN
>this promo
I'M NOT A GOOD GUY
BASED ROMAN
SMARKS CRYING ABOUT THHEEEE GUY
>WAHHH MUH AJ STYLES
>MUHH STYLES CLASH
BASED ROMAN UR THE BEST
The guy, the
>it's literally "The Man vs The Guy"
>pop for Rollins
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SETH FUCKING METAL
>replaying his vid again
lmaooooo
LOVE HIM OR HATE HIM YOU HAVE AN OPINION ON HIM MAGGLE
THE MAN SOUNDS A WHOLE LOT BETTER THAN THE GUY
The man
The architect
The sexy ass lottery winner
The A+ player
30 writers for this shit
>>1340572
It's a meme for a reason
>>1340546
Tell me more
>>1340571
>The MAN™ vs Thee GUY™
Only on the WWE Network™
BASED SEF
SethGOD save us!
SETH SETH SETH SETH SETH SETH SETH SETH SETH SETH SETH SETH SETH SETH SETH SETH SETH SETH SETH SETH SETH SETH SETH SETH SETH SETH SETH SETH SETH SETH SETH SETH SETH SETH SETH SETH SETH SETH SETH SETH SETH SETH SETH SETH SETH SETH SETH SETH SETH SETH SETH SETH SETH SETH SETH SETH SETH SETH SETH SETH SETH SETH SETH SETH SETH SETH SETH SETH SETH SETH SETH SETH SETH SETH SETH SETH SETH SETH SETH SETH SETH SETH SETH SETH SETH SETH SETH SETH SETH SETH SETH SETH SETH SETH SETH SETH SETH SETH SETH SETH SETH SETH SETH SETH SETH SETH SETH SETH SETH SETH SETH SETH SETH SETH SETH SETH SETH SETH SETH SETH
>>1340529
It was like 70% boos.
You can literally only hear women cheering for him.
Time for Rollins to say the same shit and then run away again
>polarizing
>95% boos
nigger pls
Seth needs music that isn't one generic breakdown.
>he's not a good guy
>he's not a bad guy
>he's a Hott guy
That sign just sumarized all of his fan base
Seth just won the sexy ass lottery
>>1340577
Yeah so based as everyone in the crowd boos.
It's so weird seeing Seth without the belt
>>1340470
I have a big white dick. What Diva should I send my dick to?
take him down rollins
Rollins is so handsome~
>MUH THE GUY PROMO
You realize New Day will never do Sethgod's theme again
>seth music hits
>giant pop
THANK YOU CROSSFIT JESUS
Sethfags Unite
>He won't beat Roman with the curb stomp tho
where the fug are the burrito boys
>>1340603
Pat Patterson
New to WWE, are both these guys heels?
This crowd sucks hard.
Also, how can you manage to make your 2 lines sound shit as hell like Roman? HOW? THEY ARE GIVING YOU THE BIGGEST SPOT ON WWE! PRACTICE YOUR FUCKING MIC SKILLS! PRACTICE YOU SHIT
>Mute us Mr. Dunn sign
>>1340599
An the lesbian haircut on the front row with the I drove 3 hours for roman reigns sign
What was the point of that
Who writes this shit
>Walk down the ramp
>Then walk up it
>Then grab the mic
>ignoring all the cheers for Roman
fucking autists
>>1340601
Any reaction is better than no reaction
Keep crying
Roman is a big draw and the main attraction
THIRTY WRITERS.
isn't this jeridad's bit from like 3 years ago?
God jasethy has found a way to make his promos longer and worse
>>1340614
Roman is supposed to be the face, but nobody likes him.
this is terrible
MARK MY WORDS.
>Money in the bank.
>Dean wins match.
>Cashes in that night.
>Triple threat match.
>Ambrose becomes champ.
>Cena comes out and attacks.
>Doctor of thuganomics.
>Every Seth Mark is Dean Mark falseflagging
Jasethy sucks
>>1340619
quit being a faggot
Geez Kevin stop messing with the sound here!
what the fuck is this ?
MIC BURIED
>They really want us to cheer for Reigns
Why fucking bother when Seth is clearly the face in this feud?
>>1340598
Was hoping he would get a remix of his theme when he returned.
>>1340603
Nobody cares about your tiny dick, white boy.
SEF pulling every heel tactic in the book.
What is the point of this
wtf? talk already cunt
What is the point of this
Seth working all these faggots
these jericho antics
>this writing
>THE STATE OF THIS RAW >THE STATE OF THIS RAW >THE STATE OF THIS RAW >THE STATE OF THIS RAW >THE STATE OF THIS RAW >THE STATE OF THIS RAW >THE STATE OF THIS RAW >THE STATE OF THIS RAW >THE STATE OF THIS RAW >THE STATE OF THIS RAW >THE STATE OF THIS RAW >THE STATE OF THIS RAW >THE STATE OF THIS RAW >THE STATE OF THIS RAW >THE STATE OF THIS RAW >THE STATE OF THIS RAW >THE STATE OF THIS RAW >THE STATE OF THIS RAW >THE STATE OF THIS RAW >THE STATE OF THIS RAW >THE STATE OF THIS RAW >THE STATE OF THIS RAW >THE STATE OF THIS RAW >THE STATE OF THIS RAW >THE STATE OF THIS RAW >THE STATE OF THIS RAW >THE STATE OF THIS RAW >THE STATE OF THIS RAW >THE STATE OF THIS RAW >THE STATE OF THIS RAW >THE STATE OF THIS RAW >THE STATE OF THIS RAW >THE STATE OF THIS RAW >THE STATE OF THIS RAW >THE STATE OF THIS RAW >THE STATE OF THIS RAW >THE STATE OF THIS RAW >THE STATE OF THIS RAW >THE STATE OF THIS RAW >THE STATE OF THIS RAW >THE STATE OF THIS RAW >THE STATE OF THIS RAW >THE STATE OF THIS RAW >THE STATE OF THIS RAW >THE STATE OF THIS RAW >THE STATE OF THIS RAW >THE STATE OF THIS RAW >THE STATE OF THIS RAW >THE STATE OF THIS RAW >THE STATE OF THIS RAW >THE STATE OF THIS RAW >THE STATE OF THIS RAW >THE STATE OF THIS RAW >THE STATE OF THIS RAW >THE STATE OF THIS RAW >THE STATE OF THIS RAW >THE STATE OF THIS RAW >THE STATE OF THIS RAW >THE STATE OF THIS RAW >THE STATE OF THIS RAW >THE STATE OF THIS RAW >THE STATE OF THIS RAW >THE STATE OF THIS RAW >THE STATE OF THIS RAW >THE STATE OF THIS RAW >THE STATE OF THIS RAW >THE STATE OF THIS RAW >THE STATE OF THIS RAW >THE STATE OF THIS RAW >THE STATE OF THIS RAW
Based Seth
>>1340599
I guess you need to be obese to hate Roman
>people like Seth
wtf is this shit...
>boring
kek
>that thing in the front row with the "drove 3 hours" sign
>>1340615
Have you seen the lines he's supposed to say? The guy vs the man? I wouldn't give a fuck either
>>1340614
Everybody is a heel on WWE now, except Paige, Sin Cara and St/y/les
THIS NON STOP ACTION IS TOTALLY MAKING ME FORGET THE WARRIORS ARE ON RIGHT NOW
WERE's BIG MATCH JOHN?!
Is it me or is Rollins limping?
>30 writers
>copying the jeritroll no talk promo from 4 years ago.
DO SOMETHING
>>1340614
They want to make Roman face, but everyone hates him. And Rollins is heel, yet everyone loves him.
>>1340640
I miss Mickie so fucking much.
ever since that pussy Shane returned RAW has been the worst it's been in years
>>1340640
Fuck Mickey James is so hot!
I strangely liked this segment....I cant really explain why.
>>1340605
....that bunny.
>THEY BROUGHT SETH BACK FOR THIS
Best promo ever :)
is he autistic?
So they really did give up on this raw
>>1340640
Make us hate Seth
Make Roman look strong
>>1340640
to build up tension
HAHAHAHAHA PUSSY SETH CAN'T FACE THE GUY
SMARKS BTFO
>>1340619
>being so desperate for attention that you pretend to enjoy Roman on a Azerbaijani pictograph board
>boring chants
Good job getting seth heat desu
man i love rollins but what the fuck is this crap
Vince burying Seth because he is more over than Roman
What a petty bitch
>Rollins back
>boring chants
Kek jasethy
>having seth put the fans to sleep so they boo him
>tfw seth actually sucks but roman is just complete asshole
turn this fucking bitch heel already jesus christ
>Metal Gear Seth V
.....WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?
WHO WRITES THIS SHIT? FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
>people sat down and wrote this.
Good thing Raw is 3 hours so we have time for this
>this was supposed to be a good episode
I'd rather see a kane vs big show
They are trying so damn hard to make people boo Seth. Yet he will still get more cheers than Roman.
>>1340691
Got any more of AJ senpai?
What in the fuck was that segment?
Based fucking Seth working the marks and smarks here
>th-then walk to the fr-front of the ring and h-hold the belt up
Seth even a bigger chickenshit heel than before he got injured
Kek smarks seething. What a worthless damn segment. What a waste of time.
It's like they were told to go waste as much time as they could.
What the fuck was that
>>1340619
>Can't tell those are stock cheers
Kill yourself.
>>1340682
Getting seth heel heat, and it worked
So Seth is Chris Jericho now?
Holy shit who wrote that?
WHO LITERALLY LOOKED AT THAT AND THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO AIR
>JUST KEEP RUNNING UP AND DOWN THE RAMP SETH THEY'LL LOVE THAT THEY'LL EAT IT UP SETH
Seth making Roman look strong ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
JBL lying that he was in a WM main event kek
21 doesn't count
>Leave as a chickenshit heel
>come back as a chickenshit heel
so what was the point? to make Ramen look strong?
>>1340689
It depends on who do it.
Jericho was based when he did it.
And the draft?
>>1340619
He got like 80% boos, and you heard a few women cheering for him. That was literally it.
>Some writer actually wrote this shit
>In the end more people are still cheering for Seth than Roman
Jesus Christ
>>1340682
Creative being creative
>>1340727
It didn't do shit
>Goldburg
>>1340754
July.
THE HATCH WAS FUCKING 2K17 PREORDER
>>1340735
muh dick
God damnit Bill
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLDBERG
GOLDBERG!
meh
>>1340640
Trying to get heat for Seth and establish Roman as a face despite everyone giving WWE the exact opposite reaction they want.
>>1340657
It sort of looked like it to me desu
I don't think he's actually ring ready yet, but should be for MITB in theory and they're hoping that works out
THE HATCH SHIT WAS FOR FUCKING GOLDBERG IN 2K17
GOLDBERG WTF
>>1340743
>so what was the point? to make Ramen look strong?
The point of literally every segment is to make Ramen look strong.
G O L D B E R G
>>1340620
>Roman
>The main attraction
You do know John Cena comes back tonight right?
The Gobbeldy Goldberger.
GOLDBERG IS GONNA RETURN
OMGGG
They did this with sting in 2k16
Please come back to us Bill!1
Writers wrote that.
Writers sat down. Said 'Let's have Seth tease he's going to get in the ring over and over. Say next to nothing and then leave.'
They then okayed it, sent it to Vince, he okayed it and then it happened.
GOOOOOLDBEEEEEEEEEEERG
>pre-order and play as Goldberg
Was that fucking it? Really?
FINALLY WCW MODE
THIERRY HENRY PLEASE FUCK OFF YOU BALD FAGGET
>>1340852
18+
Did they?
>>1340835
Really doubt it
>>1340824
And don't forget: they got paid to come up with that.
>>1340830
Have sex you grand level wizard.
>Someone actually thought that this would gain Seth heat and make Roman look strong
Who was the intern that wrote this suit?
>mfw they bring back Goldberg to put Roman over.
>WOW TRAILER
>Lana accept slipping
Here comes Cena
>all those kids in the audience
Oh god this crowd is shit
So did Lana just forget for the first half of that promo that she was supposed to have something resembling a Russian accent?
RYDER ON RAW!!!
WO! WO! WO!
poor job ryder
>>1340950
>>1340914
>>1340914
>being this faggot
>>1340950
>>1340914
>same-fagging this hard
>>1341036
>implying that same-fagging is any better
>>1340950
>>1340914
>>1340852
here he come, BMJ is on his way
CENA SUCKS
>>1341036
>homosexual pedophile
>with AJ Lee
Go fap to Sasha Horse Banks
>7 year old boy body
O k a y
>WWE using dead soldiers as part of a story
Did they?
>>1341132
Nice.
>you ain't no Bulgarian brute
>you're more like a Bulgarian blowhard
Perfect opportunity to call him a Bulgarian bitch and they fucking ruined it
>>1341154
Why not?
>>1341176
Only top star are allowed to say bitch
Wew lads, that punch sounded off. Think Titus might've tagged Sev with a potato.
>>1341176
That was a Reigns quality promo.
>>1341176
Anything would have been better blowhard ttbhpham
>>1341176
I'm not entirely clear as to why using 'bitch' would be altogether that exciting ... kinda lazy actually.
>>1341226
Shut up bitch
>>1341226
It would sound better and it'd be more insulting
>>1341238
Well, you've convinced me.
>>1341169
>Being this virgin
Bye
>womans champions ric flair
Whens cena coming
>>1341311
Now
>Faces saying that Charlotte did the right thing
>after she practically disown him on live air
Wow what role models
How would you rate this piece of shit show so far?
Pissbreak time
Also
>giving the Divas the Shitcraft match
Kek
>>1341344
pre-BMJ?
3/10
Post-BMJ?
10/10
I JUST GOT OFF WORK AND JUST STARTED WATCHING, HAS RYDER SHOWN UP?1
>>1341454
He came and got beat by Rusev
