Kevin Owens
Cheeseburger
Suprised to see Charlotte turn on Ric this soon. Was expecting this for around SummerSlam, but i guess that's what you get for going off the script and insulting the bosses daugther. Sad to see the way they have just shoved Dana in with Charlotte instead of Emma too. They didn't even try to give her a chance to stand on her own
>>1322224
She insulted Stephanie?
>>1322224
No need for Ric when you have someone that can actually get physical with your opponents now. It still doesn't make any sense for Dana to pair with Charlotte though. I get that she's rough in the ring and they're trying to protect her until she improves but it's dumb all the same.
I feel bad for Emma desu. I hope she hasn't lost her spot and still gets pushed when she comes back. Her and Dana are based together.
>>1322233
Ric did. Said that she was a bad businesswoman or something like that
>>1322211
what an ungrateful little shit. i dont care if she goes face she´s still gonna get the boos coz its not that she´s a great heel or anything everybody just fucking hates her.
>inb4 thats her job xDD
i dont wanna watch people bullying elderly on TV that´s just wrong. Maybe TNA´s the better show since WWE´s fucking shit
>>1322285
get worked mark
>>1322285
stop copy/pasting youtube comments, mark
Anything fun happened on RAW? Contemplating watching it right now
>>1322212
oh shit waddup
dam boi
dam
>>1322297
Seth is still a chickenshit heel and has a match with ramen at mitb
ric got btfo
>>1322222
dammmmmm sun nice dubs holy shit
>>1322300
>Seth returns as a chickenshit heel to make Roman look strong
Alright, not watching then
FUCKING
K
E
K
>>1322316
>wearing a sk8er beanie to hide your balding head
JUST
>>1322316
Will they EVER learn?
>>1322285
wrestling isnt real, ric loves it when people talk shit to him anyways
>>1322316
Would you rather be a manlet or a delusional "rawker" that's going bald but refuses to cut his hair?
look how smol that negress is
>>1322316
I want to break Jojo in half with my average dick
>Seth getting cheered as a heel
That's not a good thing, that means he fucking sucks.
>>1322349
>it's bad that the fans enjoy watching him
He's getting a huge reaction, which is pretty good
>>1322316
>Ziggler talking about technical wrestling
>Ziggler
>a good technical wrestler
Seriously, when he tries to do his little collegiate pinning combinations I feel that Kurt Angle just begins violently heaving up balls of solid gold in disgust, somewhere.
Could you beat Kevin Owens in a hamburger eating contest?
>>1322372
Any returning hard worker would get a huge reaction against Roman
It's not necessarily good for his role, but it's a lot of popularity the WWE SHOULD be playing off.
I think he did a decent job turning it into heat, though. Even though it was the cheapest heat ever.
>>1322349
It means that his and Roman's roles should be reversed since that's obviously how the crowd perceives them, but WWE don't give a fuck and are tonedeaf as always as to what the fans want. They so badly want Roman's push as a face to succeed and it's been 2 years now and he's still the most hated person in the company.
It's a shame since Roman is continually improving and has shown he can rise to the level of his competition, but when they are purposely leaving him off shows, limiting his screentime, editing any negative propaganda regarding him and refuse to have him embrace a character shift that he's clearly more suited toward I don't see how they can expect anything less than the complete rejection he's been receiving from the crowd.
They, probably Vince, think they need Cena 2.0 as a marketable face. Nevermind the fact that strategy is antiquated as fuck at this point and for some reason having a single guy as your top commodity and only reason to have people attend your shows and tune into your product is somehow preferable in their minds over having a handful of top stars who can rotate in and out and thereby increase interest and creative output via variety.
It's no wonder NXT stomps them in every category.
>>1322349
Maybe 20 years ago. Today, fans cheer performers they enjoy watching and boo ones they don't. The only way to get legit heel heat is with particularly creative booking, for instance Lesnar beating the streak was the only way he would get heat.
Charlottefag 2 of 30 reporting in. Real shame how God kept stumbling in her promo last night after the great work she did on the mic last week. I mean, the back end of her promo was brilliant but she still gets way too flustered by the crowds. Also, I'm glad atleast that she was the dick in the break up. Not too glad that Dana's been paired with but whatevs.
Anyway... Who's next for God? Is it possible that they'll make her sit out MITB so she doesn't get the PPV winning streak record?
The Miz needs to be elevated. Not saying he should be WWEHC but he should be inserting himself in the conversation. He's easily having one of the better title reigns in all of wrestling this year.
>>1322392
>thinking they won't give her the streak
It'll either be Charlotte vs Paige or Dana+Charlotte vs Becky+Nattie/Paige.
She needs to stop getting rekt by crowds
>>1322211
Does anyone have a clip of Ric telling Natalya to kill herself on SmackDown a couple of weeks ago?
>>1322421
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5fEPLZ63v4
>>1322316
Dolph is pathetic.
>>1322425
Amborse loosing it in the backround just makes this segment
>>1322388
>It's no wonder NXT stomps them in every category.
I actually made note of something really minor recently that highlights the differences in how each staff approach the talent.
>NXT
>Gotch is quiet, never says shit, silent strongman stereotype, like a silent movie burst into life
>Main Roster
>He actively speaks as part of the gimmick
His voice doesn't fit the gimmick whatsoever. NXT got that, and kept him quiet to fit some facet of the gimmick. WWE tried to make him speak.
NXT play to strengths. WWE attempt to convert you to their own regardless of what's best for you.
>>1322388
>It's no wonder NXT stomps them in every category
>>1322425
That was great. Thanks.
Post women who can actually run the ropes.
>>1322434
Asuka
>>1322316
"wanna go twos on a bastard?"
>>1322382
Who
>>1322316
>tiny adorable JoJo
Also fuck both of these guys suck at speaking.
>hipster frankenstein
Dolph's banter is fucking horrific. And Corbin wouldn't understand how to properly emote if he got a year's worth of lessons from John Goodman
Karl Anderson - Never cared about this dude, but fuck he has some great mic skills.
Owens Beating Styles Clean: I think Styles is Buried, pretty much.
Charlotte- Great as usual.
Seths Return - His promo was great.
Baron Corbin promo- Fucking loved it. Never liked this guy and was questioning his call up but it was the only above average thing of the night.
>>1322447
For real?
>Styles lost clean to Owens and Reigns
>gonna lose clean to Balor when he debuts
Is he buried??
What was up with that Crews and Jericho botch?
Jericho goes for a lionsault and Crews jumps up expecting to catch him or something and just gets a concussion. You could hear Jericho asking if he's all right and saying he's so sorry while pinning him so I guess it was Jericho's fault.
>>1322450
face it. he is.
Anything happen on raw worth downloading it for ? I saw the Seth heel return last night but that's it.
>>1322449
Sounds like he's down to a midcard now. Vince saw he couldn't pull ratings as champ and is disappointed he botched his first feud with Jericho so badly.
>>1322456
Someone who appears on TV every week and faces big names all the time is not even close to being buried
>>1322434
>>1322459
I'd say he's more at Ambrose level right now
>>1322458
Baron Corbin's promo. For the first time he looked legitimate badass.
>>1322376
I mean if you're comparing him to a literal olympic gold medalist obviously he's garbage but he's won college championships
>>1322439
not 3 though, that's unfair on the kid!!
>>1322425
>But Mr Flair, surely you're too old to cut a meaningful promo?
>I'm not too old - I'm only 93. And don't call me Shirley.
>>1322468
I wasn't comparing him to Angle.
And yeah, he's an accomplished athlete. But he's a shitty technical professional wrestler.
>>1322458
>Jericucks this delusional
JERICHO
SUCKS
>>1322449
He's not buried.
YET
>Wearing a beanie to hide his balding hairline
Just shave it already
>>1322537
kys carter
Ahhhhh just woke up and haven't fapped in 3 days feel wierd
I wonder if my Dean fucked Renee last night
>>1322518
That mid card is all outta whack.
You gotta divide it into upper-mid, mid and low. Zayn/Sheamus/KO/Cesaro/Rusev shouldn't be in the same bracket as the outcasts or sin fucking cara
>>1322536
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeb
>>1322518
>See power rankings from 1990
>Uppercard
>Undertaker
>See power rankings from 2016
>Uppercard
>Undertaker
J U S T
>>1322551
>he faps
LMAO LOSER
That womens """wrestling"""" segment was atrocious
>>1322566
so was Deans match desu
>>1322567
Honestly Dean is so fucking boring lately in terms of in ring work. Shitty rebound clotheslines he does every time, opponent in the corner and he runs on the opposide side, rebounds by jumping on the lowest turnbuckle and goes on for a forearm/clothesline again.
He never does anything else other than fucking clotheslines, chops and punches outside of his finisher. Also diving elbow which looks like shit.
can the meme club members go back to japan?
all their members are a butch of manlets now.
>>1322573
>now
Is being short just something you can become? I fucking hate memes
>>1322573
>butch
>>1322564
>he so beta that hes afraid to even touch his own dick
My cena even named his sig move about fapping
>>1322567
>implying my dean doesnt get the biggest pop each week
>>1322590
>implying i didnt fuck last night
>>1322454
I thought that looked wrong too.
>>1322460
yum
>>1322560
FUCK
>head lock master
top kek does fat ass browse here?
>>1322596
Counts in ur mums book too
>>1322560
I remember being on forums back in 2005 with people who figured he only had a few years left. 11 years later he's still here. Based Taker is eternal
>>1322583
>>1322584
quit samefagging Carter
>>1322615
>he thinks carter is the only person who hates indy shitters
ha ha ha ha ha
>>1322612
As a huge Taker mark I wish he actually retired from in-ring competition at this point.
Hell, imagine putting some monster heel over with Taker as his mentor. Shit would be at least taken seriously.
So Zack along with Titus/ADR are going to be the remaining two. Goldy and Truth are feuding with Fandango and Breeze. Swaggie is buried and someone needs to feud with Miz for his belt.
>>1322622
Seems like Fatass will win it then.
UNLESS we get fucking swerved to shit and ADR actually wins MITB.
>>1322624
Dean is winning it
what a geek
>>1322637
Based Balor
>>1322624
I bet Fatass winning the MITB is just a tool to reignite the feud between him and Zayn.
Imagine if you told your past self who maybe have enjoyed the Shield, that when they break up the feuds they all will have together will ALWAYS be lackluster. Would you believe it?
>>1322673
Yes, because it's WWE
>>1322454
I think Crews was supposed to jump up a bit earlier so he could have caught it, but since he was too late he was taken by surprise and had to sell getting hit.
>>1322637
God wrestlers are such fucking dweebs nowadays.
Wrestling was better when the marks were in the audience
what was the theme song for the Sunday ppv? The one with the girl singing
>>1322699
Death Grips - Inanimate Sensation
>>1322699
PVRIS - Fire
What are your top 5 matches from this month?
Who are the top 5 wrestlers (male/female) from this month?
>>1322734
1 Dean Ambrose
2 Roman Reigns
3 AJ Styles
4 Chris Jericho
5 The Miz
>>1322734
I don't even know if I remember 5 matches from this month. IC Championship match at ER was very good.
AJ Styles
KO
Zayn
Charlotte
Jericho
>>1322211
>charlotte supposed to cutting a super cold promo on her dad to show how evil she is
>starts crying
what a useless bitch
>>1322747
>Charlotte
>>1322734
Kevin Owens
AJ Styles
Miz
Zayn
Charlotte
Honorable mention for Cesaro. The IC title picture has been amazing this last month
>>1322734
Roman Reigns v. AJ Styles
Miz v. Zayn v. Owens v. Cesaro
War Machine v. The Briscoes
Sexy Star v. Mariposa
Matanza v. Paqual Mendoza
1. AJ Styles
2. Roman Reigns
3. Bobby Lashley
4. The Miz
5. Pasqual Mendoza
Special mentions: Mike Bennett, EC3, Charlotte, Daga
He'll be fine
>>1322772
outlaw wrestling tip tip etc
>>1322777
>777
The trips of truth
>>1322734
>What are your top 5 matches from this month?
Reigns v Styles
IC Title 4 way
The rest have been shit.
>Who are the top 5 wrestlers (male/female) from this month?
Charlotte is the only male/female wrestler I know of and she sucks.
>>1322786
>Charlotte
>She
Pick one
>>1322777
Kys dean mark.
Seth is goat and better than that shitty bald le whacky faggot
>>1322792
>seth is goat
The ratings say otherwise ;^)
>>1322734
>What are your top 5 matches from this month?
1. Zayn vs Owens at Payback (Which was actually on the first of this month, so it counts)
2. IC Four-Way
3. Killshot vs Marty the Moth
4. Kalisto vs Ryback
5. Muertes vs Matanza
1. Zayn
2. AJ
3. KO
4. Rusev
5. Cesaro
>>1322795
Because they was pushing Roman reigns you stupid fuck
>>1322777
Carter shitting on Rollins for being an indy guy when he constantly tripfags using Ambrose taglines is retarded AF even for him
>>1322777
>indy shitter
Rollins at least wrestled in a real wrestling promotion unlile Le Whacky Man who wrestled in a promotion where wrestlers literally had to injure themselfs with a hedgetrimmer to get over
>>1322800
Oh yes when Seth was champ last year getting R E C O R D L O W ratings they were pushing Roman....
Fuck you're stupid.
Reminder that Apollo is so happy that he is impervious to pain
>>1322791
Sorry, what are you supposed to call them again? Xhe?
>>1322827
That would be a great heel gimmick tbch
>Roman wins MITB
>we get a Joseph Park/Abyss split in his personality
>Roman actually cashes in MITB on his other personality
>which turns into Good Guy vs Bad Guy to determine THE Guy
How hard do you mark?
>>1322833
Sasha
>Seth Rollins comes back
>Still has his CAW theme song
why? this was the perfect chance to fix that
>>1322873
His theme is based
>>1322392
>Charlottefag 2 of 30
stop lying, we all know there's only 4 people who post on this board
>>1322777
Kek
>>1322885
It's actually just me, you, and that other guy but secretly we're all Carter
>>1322876
you are theme is good
>>1322211
ric's face is hard to look at, he's got that old lesbian going on
I loved Charlottes Promo. The best Promo so far this Year
>>1322257
Pretty ironic considering she's making business worse by breaking up the most entertaining part of the womans division. Ric antics brought some good shit to a weak division.
>>1322891
all the posts on this board are me with my router
Last nights raw made me realize that Roman reigns carries the show so fucking hard. Last nights show was unbearable to watch after Roman showed up for 2 minutes and left. Holy shit. It sucks without Roman.
>>1322902
back to instagram kid
>>1322902
Said no one ever
>>1322777
>is HHHs boy toy
now i'm jealous
>mfw john cena suuuuuuucks john cena suuuuuucks chants during his return video package on raw
>>1322908
Why are you posting here, Vince? Shouldn't you be busy talking to lawyers on how to screw Cody Rhodes even more by not letting him work elsewhere so soon.
>>1322619
He should have retired after the last match with Trips.
I wonder if WWE will do some history revisionism a few years from now and actually pretend Roman was cheered heavily during current times
>>1322837
>Joe Leati Anoa'i shows up in an black suit
>Roman Reigns shows up in typical tacticool black
tfw they've already got 5 guys in the MitB match who could all believably win
>>1323166
Didn't watch RAW, who's in currently?
>>1323015
.>wanted release
>wwe gives him the release even though they didnt have to.
>is surprised they dont want him to jump ship immediately after letting him go home
its a common practice even in the business world. A non compete clause.
>>1323168
Ambrose, Jericho, KO, Zayn and Cesaro.
>>1323168
>Sami Zayn vs. Cesaro vs. Chris Jericho vs. Dean Ambrose vs. Kevin Owens vs. TBD vs. TBD
>>1323166
>Cesaro
>Zayn (this early)
>Jericho
>believably win
>>1323170
If Vince concentrated more on using/treating all his talent better just as he is as litigious, then he wouldn't have these kind of problems to begin with
>>1323171
>>1323174
Let's see
>Cesaro
>winning anything
>Jericho
Doubt, no real reason. He'll probably be just the ring general just like in the RR
>Zayn
Highly doubt they'd give him the MITB briefcase right now, he'll probably feud with fatass more
>Dean
Midcarder 4 life, unless they want him to cash in and we'll have a shield triple threat early
>Owens
Probably the most likely one right now
>>1323183
Unless they get a unique opportunity if they win another match
>>1323176
They're booked stronger than the IC champion, so in kayfabe sense they're at MitB level, obviously they wouldnt book Cesaro or Zayn to win but they're booked strong enough to seem like they have a chance
>>1322772
based Johnny Nitro
>>1322437
He said women. Not monkeys
>>1323189
yeah thats what I guess would happen hence the 'could'. wouldn't be surprised to see AJ and Miz worm their way in
>>1323195
Miz still has the IC title though, he'll probably defend it against... who, exactly? Every IC title contender from ER is in the MITB match.
Fuck, what are they even doing? inb4 AJ gets an IC title shot and wins out of nowhere
>>1323197
Seth has title match, Cena and Orton, Bray, or maybe someone boring like Corbin or a New day member
>>1322772
Accurate
IM FAAAACINNNGGGGG
THE DEMONS IVE CREATEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
>>1322460
MODS
MODS
MODS
>>1322537
>>1322551
The state of carter
so, is it the New Era-Era, or the New Era?
>>1323197
>>1323201
Cena for some recognition and importance value.
Bray because he finna win lads
#BraysYear
>>1323218
new era because they like the new era fitted hats.
>>1323200
He's up against Cesaro tonight.
Where is dean mark?
General is dead as fuck when hes gone
>>1323226
I mean in the MITB match. Zzzzayn, Fatass and Cesaro are all in that match.
Who will Miz face there?
>>1323237
AJ Styles.
His main event is over
>>1323241
I wouldn't really be mad at that, though I still think AJ belongs in the main event as his wrestling ability is just too good. But giving him the IC title would still mean PPV appearances and good matches.
Hell, it's fine for me. At least he won't have to go down to one spear again
Who will help out AJ against the Gun Group?
>women wrestling sucks
>>1323249
Prove that it doesn't
>>1323248
All of his friends in NXT from that one place, you know Total something or whatever?
>>1323248
Sting, Joe and Angle reforming the Main Event Mafia
>>1323249
Is that Tim Heidecker?
>>1323250
Back to mgtow virgin
>>1323248
balor then balor turns on aj and they feud.
>>1323259
Can't prove? alright
>>1323262
You upset that i made fun of your virgin club?
Just wrote a 20 page paper on WWE. Kill me pls
>>1323268
Let us read it
>>1323271
It's boring as fuck about how WWE uses digital media for big data collection
>>1323266
Only fat virgins are fans of womens wrestling because they think it will get them laid 2bh lad
>same boring promos
>same chickenshit heel crap
>still using the worst pedigree ever
>same awful entrance theme
Why did people trick me in to thinking his return would be good for the product?
>>1323280
>projecting yourself
Fucking lel. Saying you aren't s virgin isn't going to make you not a virgin mgtow fuck
>>1323292
The 1 thing I wanted was a new finisher. Seth's pedigree is garbage
>>1323298
>replying to yourself
>>1323306
>no, you!
This virgin is seething hard
>>1323248
roppongi vice, why do you think machine gun said roppongi yesterday?
I am a manlet, how so i get taller?
>>1323317
Maybe because it's a famous area in Tokyo for clubs and nightlife
How has Nakamura been doing at NXT? I haven't kept up.
Is a Royal Rumble debut possible or even earlier?
>>1323325
Few squashes, teamed up with Austin Aries and is having a match against him at the next Takeover. He's had one promo and it was pretty funny
>>1323321
you need to kys, 18+ and pjwts also phs
>>1323328
excuse me?
What would've happened if ECW didn't get Jew'd out of PPV money in 2001?
>>1323326
Cool, thanks.
>>1323333
They'd get jewed out sooner or later
>>1323328
Oh, you wanna shoot?
>>1323336
Yeah, as soon as they got even close to challenging Vince he would've just raided them again and fucked over guys like CM Punk and Daniel Bryan
I haven't seen ER yet but people said that Roman did a cool move. Does anyone have a webm of it?
>>1323358
it was a michinoku driver.
>>1323166
>tfw they've already got 5 guys in the MitB match who could all believably win
You.... you do know wrestling is fake, right?
>>1323326
>RAGE
>*has a seizure*
loved it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyVAkQfqvRI
owens just cuts good promoes.
>>1323376
>copyrighting non-finisher moves
>>1323376
>being this gullible
>>1323378
cut burgers? dw
>>1323378
he is pretty good at cutting onions for his burgers
>>1323358
It was a modified Blue Thunder Bomb
>>1323174
Zack is going to win so they can move up Mojo. Titus or ADR is going to feud with Miz
>le Meltz: "WWE love Dana Brooke. She’s going to be a big star. She’s going to be the female Roman Reigns
thoughts?
>>1323407
>WWE love Dana Brooke. She’s going to be a big star. She’s going to be the female Roman Reigns
>>1323407
This has to be trolling on your part or Big Match Dave's.
>>1323437
Dave actually did say that
>>1323437
Well in that case it's Big Money Meltz pulling a pretty sick prank on me
>>1323407
dana brooke fucking sucks
>aj styles is older and possibly has nagging injuries
>puts on a great match 24 hours after a brutal extreme rules match
>roman's only work is to just wander into the ring to chase away rollins
what will make /asp/ angrier? roman stays champ for a year or owens wins the championship?
>>1323458
Most people here like KO so i guess Roman
>inb4 hello Kevin, pictures of fat dudes in KO shirts and pictures of the MacDonalds belt
Yeah we get it he's fat
>>1323464
Hey fat fuck owens have you lost weight?
>>1323465
>>1323466
Hehe i posted it again hehe
>>1323465
Dana B+rooke is based
200 times better than that pathetic jobber beC+ketty and that talentless man C+harlotte
>>1323472
I don't really mind her honestly
She's not good in ring but which Diva is really
>>1323471
hehe you still haven't lost weight since the last time i posted it hehe
>>1323458
roman lookin strong for a year would just be frustrating, it'd be the same shit as after the two aj matches for months on end
owens winning le ultimate prize would at least result in a lot of new fun shitposting
>>1323472
>Dana B+rooke
It's DanA+ Brooke
>>1323473
Shes sexy af
What else do you want from > wimmins wrestling, yagetme
>>1323480
Chubby Dana's fat ass is pleasing
>>1323486
>he wasn't even Sashaposting
You can't just clamor to use it in any context lad.
>>1323479
My bad
>>1323486
Vince pls
You've buried this deeper into the ground than Daniel Benoit
>>1323486
kek
>>1323483
post some pics senpai. i need some proof of your statement
who /nowayjose/ here
john cena,,,,pplss come back,,,, india loves you
>>1323497
I dont even like sashA+ that much really, i just fucking hate beC+ketty
Also
> unironically owning a computer to browse 4chan in 2016
Seek sunlight nerd
>>1323506
you haven't left your basement in years how would you know
>>1323505
>everyone posts on pc
You should seek sunlight since its pretty obvious you dont know about smartphones, nice damage control sashafag
>>1323508
I literally just came back from the beer store ya fucking dweeb
>>1323407
>female roman reigns
she's actually good on the mic
> carter pretending he goes outside
Qts wearing revealing clothing must really bring out your natural raping tendencies you filthy nigger
Good thing you dont leave the basement
>>1323509
> posting webms on a phone
Wut
Tell me more nerd
>"Dana Brooke is better than Roman Reigns"
>>1323513
>projecting his nerdness onto others
>>1323515
What phone do you use to post webms poindexter?
>>1323513
Theres literally nothing wrong with rape
>>1323514
>women wrestling in general
>>1323517
>>1323516
Samsung Galaxy s4 , now seek sunlight sashafag
>>1323517
Bullshit
Case in point, that is how an autistic nigger like you was conceived
