>no one even bothers posting in these now because they know theyll get deleted
Mod is Vince McMahon, /wwe/ is Alex Riley.
>>1173482
Yeah i was wondering why nobody was here. Looked for a smackdown thread but nobody made one.
>>1173482
Wait is /wwe/ general against the rules now?
I haven't watched WWE regularly since 2011 when cena got fucked over. Now this Roman guy makes me want to watch WWE again.
This board would get more traffic if people didn't post like autistic weeabos replacing anime with wrestlers.
>>1173506
Reigns is pretty cool
He's what brought me back when I first heard about him
Also Daniel Bryan and the streak ending brought me back
>>1173510
baka, reigns? how much of a contrarian do you have to be? personally, Seth rollins brought me back
>>1173514
is it wrong to like the guy? i thought he was pretty cool when i had heard of him, beating kanes record for royal rumble eliminations and all of this talk of him being the future back in the spring of 2014 interested me
Also Undertakers streak ending shocked me when I heard about it and people liked this Daniel Bryan guy as well
No active Smackdown thread? I know it's not the most hype of shows but still, makes the board seem dead as fuck.
>>1173514
>Seth rollins brought me back
>>1173502
Did you literally just find this board? We have to wait for the last general to hit page 8 before a new one is allowed
>>1173521
Even back in /sp/, /wwe/ never cared about Smackdown
>>1173404
So lets abuse the ultimate warriors name to give random cancer patients awards from a fucking wrestling company.
>currently watching smackdown
Ryder is schooling the shit out of Miz wrestling.
Will forever go unnoticed
By the observer:
>Raw opened with JBL, and the way he delivered the line (and repeated it later word-for-word) indicated he was saying something ordered by Vince directly, that tonight people are booing guys they’d usually cheer and cheering guys they’d usually boo, but they’re having a good time and that’s what counts. I guess they wanted to tell the viewers not to take seriously everyone booing Reigns. I hope they’ve got a good line for next week.
kek
>>1173560
that is literally true though
>>1173537
W...why?
>Cole will never be kicked to smackdown
>>1173567
Because the mod can do whatever he wants sadly, wouldn't be surprised if I got banned for posting this.
The supposed reason is that it bumps other generals off the board, but limiting the generals has increased the amount of shitposting, un-needed and bait wrestling threads being made.
>>1173507
>>1173567
The mod is a buttmad airsoft fag. These "rules" don't exist on any other board.
>>1173575
>hurrr durrr we're on 4chan so we have to act like retards
Nah
>>1173507
What does this even mean?
On any other board a new thread is made when the old one hits the bump limit. /asp/ergers refuses to do that.
As the other anon said, it leads to tons of shitposting threads
>>1173586
are you on a quest to rid 4chan of shitposting?
that's very noble anon
>>1173593
>thinking i would attempt to do the impossible
Nah I just try not to take part in it
>maryse got an entrance
>maryse is actually back
BASED
A
S
E
D
>>1173603
>have a divas 'revolution'
>start bringing back shitters as a rib
I hope Vince does this, maybe he'll bring back Eve Torres to fuck over Zack Ryder again.
Pls bring back Kaitlyn. Pls bring back Kaitlyn.
>zack ryder is over as fuck
>still have him lose the rematch
feel bad for the guy
you have a guy that brings some legitimacy and importance back to the midcard titles and then you give it back to the fucking miz
>>1173621
>stable of natalya, beth phoenix and kaitlyn
muh dick
>>1173628
>he doesnt like the miz
Having Maryse with him just makes it even better
>>1173628
Vince apparently has something against people actually liking the holders of any title. He only gives them to people who are actively hated, no matter if heel or face.
>>1173567
>>1173537
>>1173579
/m/echfag here. That is the case for our generals as well. And it's a good rule to enforce to prevent unwarranted spamming.
>>1173597
it got worse after hiro teased a wrestling board tbqh
>>1173634
this is why miz is awesome, marks hate him, smarks hate him, proper wrestling fans appreciate his ability to get heat from both
why I like pic related too
>mauro BTFO batman vs superman
kek based mauro
I want to be inside of the toilet big show takes a dump in
>>1173646
>good rule to enforce
Have you seen the state of the catalog? Before there was 5 or so /wwe/ generals all past bump limit, now there's 50 pointless threads
Damn Becky looking like a domestic abuse victim.
I haven't been in Australia so long I marked out at Emma's accent.
>tfw you miss home.
>>1173662
>tfw went home for a few weeks not long ago
It was nice desu you should take a trip back
>>1173615
>implying eva gracie torres is a bad worker
>>1173647
I didn't realize that being a 'proper wrestling fan' meant that you're either too dumb to recognize go away heat or are an uppity contrarian douche.
>wwe paid for shaq to come out to one of this years biggest bangers for a 2 minute appearance
>give generic shit to rollins and ambrose
kek
>>1173662
Harden the fuck up, straya.
>>1173668
>miz
>x-pac heat
Nah senpai let's be real here he's just a cunt irl and fans can see that. Eva Marie is shit though
>>1173672
>implying shaw wont be a regular on the main roster come summerslam
>>1173682
>tfw shaq vs rusev
he would make him shine
>>1173672
He's facing beeg in orlando at next years mania.
>>1173628
>>1173634
>>1173643
Do you plebs know anything about character development
Zack Ryder losing the title to a great heel like Miz will only make for a great storyline. Right now its only been a few days and its already one of the most compelling stories in both Raw and Smawdown.
He will definitely get the title back during the next PPV, youre just getting worked hard by vince
>>1173697
>orlando
>>1173698
I already don't give a shit now that Ryder lose the rematch and Miz is the IC champ.
>>1173698
>already lost his rematch on fucking smackdown
>thinking he'll get another title shot
The fuck m8
>>1173706
>>1173708
getting worked this hard
>>1173698
>>1173711
I bet you cucks are still waiting for his US title rematch.
>>1173711
Zack, pls stop posting. It's getting sad.
>>1173711
>The storyline definitely isnt over
>Zack's getting the title back
>>1173510
I didn't like reigns, but after last years wrestlemania against bork made me a fan of his too
>>1173711
I somehow believe this.
Roman Reigns vs HBK, yes or no?
>>1173711
>There are people who actually still think Ryder is going to get a push
>They would actually admit to being fans if this vanilla as fuck wrestler with a dated meme gimmick
>>1173693
Now I want to see if Rusev could hit his based superkick on someone Shaq's size
>implying that in 5 years Roman won't be making bank on some syndicated Canadian tv drama about a bounty hunter or something that also runs on ion network
Anyone who thinks Ryder isn't getting the title back by Payback is fucking autistic
>No other babyface over enough for Miz to drop the title too
>Miz won DIRTY, if he had won cleanly then the storyline would be over
basic WWE booking 101, Vince is trying to get "sympathy" for Zack
>>1173740
>have hbk come out of retirement to job to reigns
Why would you want to do this to me and all the other HBK marks? I would stop watching wrestling if this happened
>>1173756
>vince is trying to drive zack to suicide
ftfy
>>1173756
>yfw he doesnt
theyre gonna keep it in miz then have cesaro beat him to throw a bone at the guy.
You really think this wasnt just Vince being like.
>HERES YOUR MOMENT KID
Dont get your hopes up dude
What the fuck has happened to Zack's left eye?
>yfw they do a storyline where zack gets cucked
>ends with the social outcasts quadruple-teaming emma in front of him
>>1173769
Vince jizzed in it when Zack "earned" his mania moment.
>>1173404
confirmed Reigns vs Seth as Summerslam right?
>>1173756
This desu. Emma is probably going to be in Zack's corner to even the odds too.
>>1173775
wouldnt be suprised if they had emma turn on him in kayfabe during the match to shovel him even harder.
kek
you guys want to see some cringe?
>>1173777
>>1173771
>not a returning santino marella
One job
>>1173778
I swear to god...
>>1173780
Was about to reply calling him an unfunny, edgy cunt, but he wasn't worth the effort desu
>>1173756
He 100% gets it back, they bring useless Maryse to get people to buy into The Miz at bit more. Though desu I don't see a Ryder V Miz PPV without somebody else involved.
>>1173778
This would literally be the best thing to happen in WWE since WM 30 if this happens. Would be Vince's greatest rib ever
>>1173789
>He actually thinks Ryder is getting a run with the strap
>>1173789
Honestly i assume Jericho will slide in and put Ryder over. There would be no fucking point to him beating AJ at Mania otherwise, now that AJ is going for the main.
>>1173794
>the strap
>>1173698
>He will definitely get the title back during the next PPV, youre just getting worked hard by vince
You're giving Vince waaaaaay too much credit right there. Saying Ryder getting another chance after this second burial is like saying AJ is going to win the WHC from fucking Reigns. I'll always root for Ryder, but this is Vince we're talking about.
THE SAD STORY OF ZACK RYDER by Mick Foley
The story of Zack Ryder is a sad one.
It's a sad story because I've seen so much great, hard-working talent recently on the independent scene, and know how difficult it is for them to even get a shot at the big time, let alone get over...really over. Zack Ryder was over...and now he's not.
It's a sad story because he found a new and unique way to make himself a valuable commodity in WWE - and now his value is gone.
It's a sad story because in November of 2011, after a heavily promoted "once in a lifetime" teaming up of John Cena - WWE Universe and Dwayne The Rock Johnson, Madison Square Garden, the most famous arena in the world erupted in "We want Ryder" chants - and now those chants are gone.
It's a sad story because I refereed several of his main event matches in Europe in that fall of 2011, and saw the joy with which he was received by the fans in that main event role - a role he is unlikely to ever know again.
It's a sad story because fans bought his merchandise, they watched his show on You Tube, they liked him on Facebook (almost 1.5 million) they followed him on Twitter (over 1.5 million) and he made people smile - and now those smiles are gone.
It's a sad story because eventually people get tired of finding out that the WWE Superstars they have supported with their cheers, their purchases, their signs, their follows and their likes aren't real Superstars - and little by little, those fans lose interest in WWE, find other interests, and become former WWE fans.
>>1173810
It's a sad story because the next time WWE talent is given the speech about reaching for the brass ring, at the very least, in the back of their minds, they should be thinking about the guy who reached out and grabbed that brass ring - and was asked to return it.
Maybe his surprise victory on #RAW will be the start of something new. Maybe.
I remember standing in the ring with Zack and #CMPunk at Nassau Coliseum and gladly handing over my claim to being Long Island's most popular wrestler to Zack, Take a good look at that photo. Really look at it. Look at me, still important enough in the company's eyes to be part of an in-ring celebration. Look at Punk, breaking character, and willingly looking foolish, because it was a fun thing to do, and Zack Ryder's character made having fun, and wearing a ridiculous wig seem like the right thing to do. Look at the joy on Zack's face. That type of joy was infectuous. It's the type of joy we're not likely to see again. That photo is less than three years old...but it seems like such a long, long time ago.
That's sad.
>>1173790
>Emma Miz and Maryse all relentlessly stomp on him in the corner after the match.
>miz rolls out of the ring and grabs a trash can from under and throws it in.
>Emma: THROW HIM IN THE TRASH!
>Miz hits another SCF on him before they proceed to do so
>I CAME TO PLAY hits
>Camera zooms in to Ryders legs sticking out of the garbage can while Miz's music plays
>IT LOOKS LIKE HE DIDNT LIVE UP TO HIS HYPE MAGGLE!
>onto the next match
Breast cancer only exists to promote WWE.
>>1173825
Nice
>>1173818
Tbh if that actually happened, I would finally stop watching WWE and jump shit to MMA. No one, especially Ryder, deserves that kind of burial.
at least zack got le wrestlemania moment
who's someone that never got the mania moment they deserved?
>>1173849
Good for you.
>>1173851
Punk deserved to main event WM
>>1173864
Get back to watching AJ get fucked by a stranger, Phil.
>>1173864
Mania 29 newfriend.
>>1173740
Reigns no, one more spear would put him in a wheelchair.
I could see him fighting Ambrose or somebody a little more lanky tho
>>1173851
Barrett
>least cringe-worthy commentator on a WWE show
>stuck doing Smackdown which nobody watches
How do we get him on RAW?
>It appears his role on top will be different from John Cena. Cena would laugh and smile at people who booed him. Reigns is going to be more reactive it seems, including yelling back and swearing at the vocal ringsiders, so long as a camera isn’t there to capture it. His role is now the world champion and he’s not turning heel, but he’s the old-school champion like Dory Funk Jr., Jack Brisco or Lou Thesz in the sense they become heels because they defend against faces with the psychology fans want to see a title change. But they never behaved themselves like heels, and just did a few subtle things in the matches to play that role.
>Reigns was mouthing stuff with his back to the camera at some ringside fans when they heckled him saying “I run this bitch.” He did something similar off camera at Mania, as ringsiders were booing him heavily as he was leaving the ring after the show, and he said, “This is my motherf***ing house, bitches."
BASED BIG DOG
Why is Curtis Axel dressed like a bootleg BMJ now?
>>1173911
You have to kill Cole JBL & Saxton, Lawler's heart will do it for you
>>1173911
Don't know why you hire someone with some background and a reputation and stick him in some minor B-Show.
>tfw they'll make a Stone Cold/JR relationship between Roman and Byron
>>1173851
Bret never got to stand tall over Michaels bc of fake injuries
>>1173927
Good
>>1173899
that wasn't the main event
>>1173927
>better 90's midget always came out on top when it was important
Feelsgoodman
>>1173936
Everyone agreed it was newcuck.
>>1173941
Punk himself said it wasn't the main event.
>>1173927
Bret got his when everybody celebrated at the end of X, just because it's not the one you wanted doesn't mean it wasn't there.
>>1173945
Punk doesn't know what he's talking about.
>>1173953
maybe if you're cucked from your title and your main event by Dwayne you know what you're talking about tho.
>raw after mania always gets the highest viewers
>shane runs raw for one night
>vince is impressed with the numbers
>agrees to let him run raw for another few weeks
>steph gets pissed
>has to run smackdown
>declares war on raw, even though they don't air the same night
>brand split happens, draft and everything
>WWEWHC, tag team and divas champs are dual brands, but only wrestle in PPVs and go-home shows to avoid injuries
>US and IC title on separate brands
>european and cruiserweight belts come back for lower card prestige
This is what will happen in the coming weeks. Else wrestlers would start benwah-ing each other in ten years.
>>1173926
>the two colored guys banding together to kill the redneck who keeps calling them ugly
lawd have mercy
>>1173958
>tho.
We're done here Phil.
>watch total divas
>alicia's sisters tits
holy fucking shit why did she cut her tits off so fucking nice holy fuck
>>1173959
>implying they'll bring the viewership up when the 2016 post-Raw 'Mania had a million less viewers than 2015 post-Raw 'Mania
Post your fantasy booking on WhatCulture instead.
new where,why are these generals always full
https://twitter.com/sbaldasano/status/717873788864630785
>>1174056
>new where
What? This is some next level shitposting
looks like nakamura is already near the top of nxt card
>>1174074
Literally why did Jericho go over?
The nigga is like 60 years old. Vince must really hate TNA guys.
>>1174091
inb4 bullet club debuts on nxt as balor turns heel to face swagsuke
>>1173518
>is it wrong to like the guy?
yes
>>1174091
Kek Nakamura doing shitty NXT house shows in high school gyms kek
>>1174095
AJ already beat him multiple times and pinned him the next night.
>>1174091
is that a literal high school gym
>>1174091
NXMeme coming to a high school gym near you!
>>1174109
"event center" might mean high school in north carolina kek
>>1173698
this wwe we're talking about, don't be hopeful about anything because they will let you down
I keep rewatching when roman spears Stephanie and I'm 100% sure she exploded in her fucking pants
>>1173778
>wouldnt be suprised if they had emma turn on him in kayfabe during the match to shovel him even harder
>mfw
>>1174137
Sounds like she got REIGNED
>tfw I told Vince to give Ryder the belt at Mania so we could just make him lose it the next day to piss off the internet smarks
>tfw he actually did it the ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>1173564
What are some matches where cena goes super saiyan like that and goes ham? Pretty badass desu
>>1174166
Does anyone know what he was laughing at?
>>1174171
>desu
Go back to /a/ you weaboo faggot
When is Haitch bringing Joe to squash Roman?
>>1174177
>he doesn't know about 2bh or pham posting
Wew lad
>>1174180
>implying joe isnt going to be romans samoan buddy/heater
post dank memes
>>1173911
I have no idea. Mauro needs to get called up to RAW badly
>>1174180
Kek implying Vince would let that reckless manlet fat slob anywhere near his golden boy
>>1174185
>manlet
Why is dean mark so dumb
>>1174188
Joe is like 5' 10" hes a manlet kek
>Roman recruits the Usos, Tamina and a debuting Joe
>Nakamura, Hideo and Asuka debut together as the Yakuza
>New Day inevitably recruits Apollo Crews
>the Wyatts all shave their heads bald
>Race War storyline commences
How hard do you mark?
Cesaro >>>>>>>> Dogshit >>>>>>> AJ Styles
>>1174198
>Wyatts shave their heads but keep their beards
Could be a cool looks, although eric is already rockin that look
>>1174199
18+
Ambrose > Rollins >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Reigns
>>1174198
>no Alberto, Kalisto, Sin Cara, and a returning Rey Mysterio forming a stable that hates Trump
>>1174198
THATS NOT PG
>>1174199
>cesaro has never challenged for the whc 1-on-1
>aj styles hasn't even been on the roster for 3 months and already is
kek
http://strawpoll.me/7311054
>>1174216
Yes, I'm made about it. And fuck the smarks that defend this bullshit.
>>1174198
What's the basis for the fued though?
>Samoans hate Japs for being the white man's newest cash cow
>japs hate blacks because of Xavier Woods' weeaboo tendencies
>>1174220
AJ Styles is more over than memearo ever was in a timespan of 3. He also moves more merch than his shitty swiss flag shirt selling ass ever did. Cesaro has no Charisma and a bad hairline. Maybe if you organize meetups and give more white signs with cesaros name on them at live events h-he'll have a chance at getting over!!! :OOOOO
Stay
Mad
Faggot
;)
>>1174220
>says cesaro is better than aj styles
>refers to smarks as if they are a separate group of people
kek
Gentlemen how do we Fix Aiden English a turn him into a good singles competitor?
>>1174220
>And fuck the smarks that defend this bullshit
The Smarks want Cesaro to be a top guy you dumb fuck, it's vince that doesn't believe in him.
>>1174238
Shave him bald and debut him as the fake Cesaro
Cesaro vs Cesaro at Summerslam
>>1174235
My ass Styles is more over, when he's not in his TNA playground that is Orlando, he BARELY gets a reaction.
>>1174238
he was destined to be a jobber
>>1174246
FUCK YES BOOK IT VINCE. This is what Cesaro needs to elevate him to his inevitable destiny of low tier midcarder.
>>1174242
Yeah, but they want Styles more.
>>1174255
I see, glad you interviewed them all so we could learn this well-informed fact anon.
>>1174041
agreed but i imagine wrestling with tats that big would start taking a toll in certain areas, maybe it wears more on the back.
>>1174234
>Japs feud with the Samoans because the Japs mistook them for Hawaiians since they look the same and want to re-enact Pearl Harbour on their asses
>Samoans hate the Blacks because the Blacks said they're not black enough to use the word nigger
>everyone elses hatred for the blacks are self explanatory
>Roman repeating the "not a bad or good guy" line on Smackdown
Jesus Christ end this already Vince
Is Ivory the most underrated diva in history in terms of hotness? Is it because of Right to Censor?
>>1174297
Literally who?
>>1174300
18+ friend
Why do so many wrestlers have legit autistic kids. Is it because of HGH abuse?
I know
>Usos has autistic daughter and son
>Orton has an autistic daughter
>Benoit had an autistic son
>The Rocks daughter isn't autistic but her bodie is dephormed and looks like a character from Fallout
>Shane McMahon has three autistic sons
Am I missing anyone else?
Is it Noelle hour yet my friends?
>>1174308
Owen Owens is another one I think
>>1174310
post more noelles, i'd like some rare ones if you have any
>>1174310
I bet Mick Foley gives her personal intimate wrestling lessons if you know what I mean.
>>1174296
In b4 it's his catchphrase.
>>1174310
just how disappointed is Mick she's fucking a mark clown?
>>1174308
Wasn't Benoit's an autistic step son?
>>1174317
yeah i can't wait until she hits the ring, mick is such a cool dad for training her
>>1174321
Benoit went crazy because he was a cuck?
>>1174324
Oh yeah i bet he trains her everyday with extra sessions in his bedroom. I bet he puts Mr. Socko on his dick and then shoves it in her mouth.
>>1174332
excuse me, can you please not talk like that? i was just having a friendly conversation with you
>>1174296
>already has to do the "you can love me or hate me" shtick
How long was it before Cena had to start addressing that?
>watching smackdown
>that vaudevillains
holy shit. how long is left in their careers? another month?
>>1174297
>Ivory hot
Euch no thanks. I'd Rather Tori instead.
>>1174339
Cena always referred to himself a good guy though despite that.
>>1174367
Cena was a good guy and THE guy at the same time but never had to explicitly say it.
>>1174361
the sad thing is they will last longer and be better booked than the Ascension....hopefully
When it's all said and done, where will he rank among the greats?
Will he be remembered positively or negatively?
>>1174380
They're both fucking shit, the NXT tag division has only recently got decent tag teams in it other than Enzo & Cass.
>lucha dragons
>vaudevillains
>ascension
All fucking shit, god knows why people try and say NXT was good while Ascension and Neville were the main champs for a year.
>>1174388
Positively obviously, literally no one is remembered negatively that was a top guy after they leave
>>1174388
Top 15
>>1174390
Ascension has some really cool tag team moves. Really underrated
>i'm not a good guy and i'm not a bad guy but i am the guy, baleeb dat bbygrils
what did he mean by this?
>>1174394
Who are the top 15 for you?
Off the top of my head, in no order:
1. Hogan
2. Flair
3. Cena
4. HBK
5. The Rock
6. Stone Cold
7. Bret Hart
8. Savage
9. HHH
10. Undertaker
11. Harley Race
12. Dusty
13. Jerry Lawler
14. Roddy Piper
15. Andre the giant
>>1174408
>no kanyon
>no kurt angle
>no sting
>no scott steiner
>>1174413
Maybe Stinf, Kurt Angle or Steiner for the top 25 or 30. No way for the top 15.
>>1174420
ok but you agree on kanyon
Miz's wife is goddawful.
>>1174421
I consider myself a big fan of wrestling, but I've never seen a match and can't even tell you what he or she looks like
>>1174408
I must be a bit old school, but I think I'd put Cena down a bit lower just because of who else is on the list, HBK I think for sure was a better wrestler.
>>1174428
>in no order
>>1174238
RETURN OF THE ARTISTE
>>1174426
homo
>>1174426
you got wurked famo
>>1174426
yeah i dont know why shes fucking speaking
>mfw people are pretending to like The Miz purely to try and troll Ryder fans.
literally not one part of this is actually funny or even entertaining.
How long til women main event raw again? The way things seem to be going now I give it like a year
>>1174321
no he beat his son with the steps.
>>1174332
Mr. Cocko
>>1174366
Tori looks like Steven fucking Tyler from Aerosmith you homo.
Do you have a thing for dudes with long hair?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVSIA-DXEXg
thoughts?
>>1174464
(You)
>Becky vs Emma
muh dick
>>1174501
>expecting me to listen to some faggots opinion for 10 minutes about fucking wrestling
>taking wrestling this seriously
>linking a video with the word 'pipebomb' in the title
kys
>listening to the stone cold podcast
>BMJ is literally responsible for enzo and cass's gimmick and the reason why theyre so over
holy shit he is actually the fucking GOAT
>>1174509
>two jobbers going at it
I don't even know who will win this one. Should be some really good matches though.
>>1174512
>can't use videos to try to start conversation
fuck off stupid vagina
>>1174514
>cena will be head coach for developmental one day
>cena could be a gm or some sort of authority figure one day
>cena could be a commentator one day
wew lad
>>1174518
>conversation on autism: the board
Maybe you should try reddit. They might provide that.
>>1174518
>too lazy to type out something to start conversation himself
>expects people to watch a whatcancer video
>expects any kind of conversation that wont just end in out memeing people
Really senpai?
>tfw aj will be speared by ramen in a cheering all state arena
punk pls come back
>>1174585
> Chi-Town picking BBYGRRRL over THE PHENOMENAL ONE
Vince stop posting your dream journal
>>1174585
>Chicago cheering Roman
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. My city booed the shit out of him last time. Not a fucking chance
>bored
>mania pre-show divas tag shows up on youtube
>watch it for kicks
>all those asscheeks hanging out
also brie had a pretty good yes lock conversion, bryan would be proud if he weren't a feral monster whose degraded mental state is being kept secret by wwe
>>1174514
1: it's not a gimmick
2: Enzo was doing his schtick before he got signed to WWE
>>1174390
Neville was the greatest NXT Champion by a fucking mile
>>1174585
There is absolutely no way Roman gets cheered in Smarkago.
>>1174602
i paused my stream when the zoom in to lanas crotch happened when she got pinned and busted a nut
no im not a virgin. Just love her gear haha
>>1174605
It's not even a schtick. Enzo actually is a fucking loud NJ guido.
> ib somebody brings up that Reigns got cheered at Extreme Rules last year
Everybody worth a shit was at the Blackhawks game (or bought ROH tickets) and it took banning table spots for every match except that one to get Reigns cheered.
He's been shat on in Chicago ever since.
>>1174607
>boring geordie cunt
>good because hes a flippyshit spot monkey
wew
>>1174609
>no im not a virgin. Just love her gear haha
>best music
>best album
>best era
>best everything
Quick question for anyone to answer.
I was watching Nakamura's matches with Zayn and Styles and I'm wondering: how do wrestlers who speak different languages communicate/control spots during a match? I'm assuming they didn't run through the entire match before hand, yet the flow was so smooth.
>>1174683
A huge amount of communication in wrestling matches is non-verbal. Talking helps but you don't need it and a lot of moves keep their name across languages anyway.
If this sounds like it'd screw new guys who don't know the cues/aren't familiar with the other guys style, you'd be right/
>>1174619
> I didn't watch his reign but I feel compelled to shitpost about it
>>1174698
Ah that makes a lot of sense, like suplex is a Latin word. It's really impressive how experienced wrestlers can run through a 10-20 minute match without missing a beat
>>1173498
> looking for a smackdown thread
Found the newshit
Fuck off back to wew
>>1174712
Jericho talks about this in his first book, he mentions that he and Ultimo Dragon would name an entire sequence as just "Spot #2" and then flawlessly run through it
>>1174741
beanstalk promo.mp4
>>1174741
I liked that feud
>>1174712
>>1174698
>>1174712
>>1174698
This. A huge part of it is ring awareness. A lot of wrestlers will set themselves up in a position for a spot and, hopefully, their opponent catches on. Either that or they'll just use those cues.
>Wrestler puts your arm around his shoulder = Suplex, it's time to jump.
>Wrestler puts you in a headlock and steps backwards = Running rope leapfrog sequence
etc...
>ITT fat smarks pretending to know anything about wrestling, when they don't know shit
Go back to fantasy booking
