Cm punk ruined wrestling
>>1096262
What happened for that spike? Is it just DB?
>>1096268
No, the WWE network launched
That's a stock chart, superstars barely affect stocks besides Benoit incidents
>>1096271
Ah fair enough. I figured it was views or some shit.
MODS
Besides based KO that entire build to the announcement for the IC ladder match was terrible. Fuck those other geeks, Sami and KO deserve better.
>>1096279
It's like they realised that they didn't have any mid card matches built up.
And still , the Kalisto and Ryback one is still on :sigh:
I'm really disapointed that we cant have the Zayn vs Owens at Mania but in the other hand , for a match like this , you need a serious build through the history of them two .
So I dont mind for the ladder match , it will be a great match .
my silverback legend ryback vs triple hhh wm 32 wins wwe champ
kevin obese owens vs samoa john wm 32 pre-show subway eating contest
>everyone wants to know whos fighting me for my intercontinental championship
>dolph shittlers music hits
BOOOOOOO
>mizs music hits
BOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>1096284
They shouldn't rush zayn owens. I want a long build.
How can you watch WWE in its current state? I just watch old episodes on WWE network
>>1096290
Raw is monday nights pham, the best you could do is drink yourself to sleep but tuning in is unavoidable.
>>1096288
>it's another episode of Dolph Ziggler trying to be relevant
>>1096302
Will he ever have a good program? The only chance he had was DBry.
>>1096309
Who cares at this point, I just really want him gone from my TV at this point
>>1096288
>zayn hits
no reaction
feelsgoodman
>>1096256
>tfw Beeg had a knee brace on last night
Hope he's not hurt
>>1096288
Based Miz working the neckbeards
Are there any videos that actually show meme ambrose is a good wrestler or is it just a meme?
I think I'm finally starting to like Axel because of the yee he does
>>1096315
We should start a fundraiser for anti-smarks' hearing, they all seem to suffer from deafness
>>1096315
He had a rather weak pop but some people actually chanted OLE OLE OLE OLEEEEE for a while
>>1096318
New miz is great. I always enjoy a mizTV segment nowadays. And he can put on an ok match.
I'm dumb as fuck. Sorry.
>zach ryder
>stardust
>sin cara
>winner faces owens
>>1096331
Triple DQ pls
>>1096331
would rather see WooWooWoo in the match than botchcara, and I thought Stardust was going to turn back to Cody?
>>1096343
Actually wasn't Ryder attacked first by Owens? So he won by DQ technically?
>>1096279
>Zack Ryder
>Sin Cara
why
Just watched Raw legally
>tfw cringe New Day promo
>tfw no Ryback
>tfw only one divas match
>tfw no Lana or Naomi
>tfw Zack Ryder is getting a title match for no reason
>tfw Stephanie is jealous of KO and HHH relationship
>tfw you have to skip past 132 Shane/Undertaker recaps/segments
Everything after AJ/KO went to shit in a massive way. God.
Atleast Beeg will be fit for WM32. Also, Sasha was BTFO again by Becky. I HOPE to God Sasha doesn't win.
>mfw JBL called KO "heavy"
>>1096375
>mfw Sasha wins and you're put on suicide watch
>headline matches for mania are hhh v reigns, taker v shane, dean v lesnar
>reigns comes out and cuts a shit 2 minute promo against a girl
>hhh only appears backstage
>lesnar, taker and shane aren't even there
this is awesome maggle
>>1096389
>mfw Sasha wins and she goes on to have a worse 1st title reign than Paige because she has no character whatsoever
I personally want CharGod to win. I'd just feel bad for Sasha is all. That jobber Becky sounded like well rounded character on commentary last night and Sasha just kept saying she's a boss and that she hasn't been pinned. She's got smarks to thank for her push.
lol
>>1096406
Sasha is literally Paige 2.0. She's marginally more talented but three times as overrated by neckbeards. Becky and Charlie are much more fun.
>>1096423
I wasn't behind Charlotte cause her face run was awful but heel Charlotte is great. I want her to come out of WM with the belt but drop it to Becky a couple months later.
Or Nattie just wins whatever senpai.
You guys are hyped for Helena Sell at Mania, right?
>>1096442
>that webm
I love Randy when he's actually having fun and not just going through the motions. Hes's so entertaining when he tries.
>>1096442
>yfw it's not a gimmick and Vince really retires
>>1096423
She was GOAT in NXT. I'll admit she hasn't done much on the main roster, but hasn't had much of a chance (ie. PPV matches) yet either.
>>1096375
>Zack Ryder is getting a title match for no reason
It's because the flippy goblin broke his leg
>>1096442
I'm only hyped because I don't know what to expect
but deep down I have a feeling that in the end Shane will lose
Does the entire roster have to show up for RAW even though some people aren't go to do anything? Like, was Jack Swagger, Ryback or Mark Henry there last night?
>>1096463
Shane's definitely going to lose.
>implying Shane O Mac is going to be the guy to retire Taker
>implying HHH and Steph are going to not be on TV
They IRL think The Authority are amazing.
>>1096467
Haitch will turn face so he will still open RAW with 20 minute promos
YOU SEE THE THING IS
>>1096449
THERE'S NO BELL TO RING
>>>/wsg/1000726
>>1096472
Fuck I miss the curbstomp.
>Dolph name dropping botchamania.
>>1096423
>Sasha is literally Paige 2.0
Kek, this is actually pretty true. Thing is no one has really been able to do well on the main roster, in NXT Sasha was legit good though
>>1096473
Honestly was one of my favourite finishers ever
Pedigree didn't suit Seth at all
>>1096476
Pedigree only looks good when the person doing it is big as hell, that's why it fits Haitch but Seth not so much.
Remember those few RAW episodes where Seth would use a new finisher in place of Curbstomp? That was shit
There's no way Triple H is not going to main event a Takeover before he retires, right?
>WWE Presents: NXT Takeover: Bow Down
I don't think he'll be able to resist getting a face pop from neckbeards
>2 weeks away from Mania
>That RAW yesterday
Literally what are they doing
>guys guys lets make Roman stand in front of a car and have Steph scream like he's a ghost
>lets have HHH punch him and then he can drive away
What about the rest of the show Vince?
>Well I'll announce Taker has to retire but we'll air 5 promos about it
>Wing the rest of it
>>1096473
Will we see it again when seth returns or will wwe bitch out and keep it banned?
>>1096478
Kek that finisher was absolute shit. Once on Smackdown he even went for the Curb Stomp but remembered he has to do that new crap, it was so sad to see.
>>1096481
Will we bollocks see it again. Could just give him his nose breaking knee as a finisher
>>1096479
Doubt it, he's already shown on NXT PPV before and NXT is small fish compared to what he's already done in his career.
>>1096481
Doubt it. They literally cut it out of the best of NXT. Even if they did he won't really be able to use it as a face if he does turn
>>1096478
The one that set up like a double underhook ddt/dirty deeds and then he just sort of fell forward instead of backwards? Yeah, that was just brutal bad.
>>1096482
Has she been that bad? I've pretty much been tuned out since Seth got injured, from what I do see she's barely on and even if it is it's 5 or 10 minutes.
Maybe it's the main roster schedule. On NXT you're only taping shows monthly, right? You have plenty of time to plan out and talk about the pace of a match. On the main roster not so much. She was legit good though, had some top tier matches
>>1096482
She was on point at Royal Rumble. She needs to channel that cool Sasha every week. And also stop saying "boo boo".
Book Seth a new finisher?
>>1096487
Nah, not that bad really. Still way better than most of the divas including Charlotte who drains the life from the screen every time she appears. Becky is a better babyface than Sasha, though.
>>1096492
She's face now?
Doubt that works well
>>1096491
curb stomp.
>>1096487
It's not that she's been bad, it's just that on the main roster the ladies are given shit to work with, no one can thrive
>>1096491
Cartwheel sidewalk slam
>>1096495
Thats a great new finisher right there. Good suggestion.
>Stan Hansen in the HoF
About damn time
>>1096487
She did jack shit all throughout December and was totally absent for the whole of January up until the last week. I dunno, it kinda feels like she's trying too hard to be cool now.
>>1096502
Literally who?
>>1096493
She's face in the sense that she no longer fights non heels but still acts every bit as arrogantly as she did as a heel.
>>1096491
Phoenix splash maybe if he turns face
>>1096505
18+
>>1096482
Her booking, the fact that's not like 90% face and the fact that she's not talking enough. In NXT she was either wrestling or talking (in-ring and segments), on MR she only wrestles. Her being put in Team BAD could've been a great storyline but instead there was no dynamism between her and Naomi. There was no leader, no ace and no follow through after they disbanded. She needs a reset.
Also, I think the writers just struggle sometimes when fans chant for wrestlers before the wrestlers have done anything. The "We Want Sasha" chants must've messed with their originals plans for Team BAD.
>>1096510
>outlaw wrestling
>>1096512
>Stan Hansen
>outlaw
18+
>luke harper out now too
Do they even have 20 guys for the battle royal without double dipping?
>>1096513
What belt did he win in WWF?
>>1096514
what happened to harper?
>>1096517
Injured in the dark segment after Raw
>>1096517
Knees buckled in last nights dark main event.
Theres like an injury plague in wwe right now, wouldn't be surprised to hear hes missing mania.
>>1096508
Maybe he'll actually hit it as a face
>>1096516
The WWE title, US title, IC title, Euro title, Hardcore title, and Tag title
>>1096514
>>1096519
oh wow
On a Harper note, what's Bray doing at Mania? Everyone's got tired of his promos at this point, right?
>>1096520
I guess the only reason he didn't hit it as heel was because the move is too hype-tier and too face-like really.
Still, wish they never banned Curbstomp. Hell, I gave it to my CAW in 2k16
>>1096521
But he didn't
>>1096525
He did, by proxy
>>1096526
>by proxy
It doesn't work like that. He's an outlaw shitter
>>1096527
>Broke Sammartino's neck with the power of his lariat
>outlaw
18+
>>1096524
Curb stomp is great but the guy taking it has got to set up well. None of this cena scuttle to face the hard cam shit
>>1096522
At this point, he's most likely just in the battle royal.
I haven't paid attention to his promos to decipher them to see if theres hints to his mania match.
Theres only 1 raw and 2 smackdowns to go and he still doesn't have a match.
He went to being penciled in for a match against brock to having literally nothing scheduled.
JUST
>>1096529
>Outlaw shitter is an unsafe fuck
Typical
>>1096529
>Doesn't know what outlaw means
18+
>>1096528
Kek remember when people thought Itami or Sandow would win the Battle Royal and then Beeg just went and won
>>1096530
I loved how Brock took it, same with RVD. Then again those people know how to take a finisher and sell it well.
>>1096511
>Her being put in Team BAD could've been a great storyline but instead there was no dynamism between her and Naomi.
Fuck that segment where they split was painfully awkward to watch.
>>1096536
Sandow maybe, who the fuck thought itami was winning?
>>1096482
they book her like the finished article (which she was in NXT) but isn't in the main roster.
She needed to do something on the main roster to show she was the Boss, not just say she was the boss because of stuff that only a section of the audience knew about.
I was all for her making Nikki (who was champ) tap out early on to make a statement but all she did in 2015 was lose matches with Team Irrelevant and then win random singles matches.
>>1096537
Neville took it great too, made it look like death
>literally attacking Braun Strowman
How drunk or dumb would you have to be?
>>1096536
Sandow had the best storyline going in the ARMBAR, so it would have actually made sense.
no one thought Itami was winning it.
>>1096539
I bet you'd call ryback unsafe though.
Typical double standards smarks.
Acquire sexual intercourse.
>>1096539
Injuring another wrestler with a basic move is called being unsafe. What belts did he win in WWWF?
>>1096532
He's in the Battle Royal for sure. Who else is gonna win it? Kane? lol
He should win it and then have his cronies destroy the trophy to disrespect Andre.
>>1096545
>no one thought Itami was winning it
All those NXTfags did.
>>1096549
I'd say Kane has a better chance.
The trophy seems like a thank you for your service award.
I see kane and henry winning it in the future.
>>1096550
WWE literally said that all of his fame came from outlaws. Give it up lad, he's an outlaw wrestler
>>1096555
But he's commentating with Cole
>>1096513
He got more famous elsewhere
Hence he is an outlaw shitter
>>1096542
>I was all for her making Nikki (who was champ) tap out early on to make a statement but all she did in 2015 was lose matches with Team Irrelevant and then win random singles matches.
That booking was terrible. They wanted to make her unbeaten but also not be anywhere near the divas title so they could save it until Mania. You can't have your cake and eat it. She would have been better off getting a title shot instead of (or in a triple threat with) Nikki or Paige at one of those PPVs and losing.
>>1096557
He got famous elsewhere after decimating Sammartino
>>1096558
She'd be better off being used for riding lessons at the barn.
>>1096553
Nah. Kane's power level has dropped too far, he's a jobber now.
Big Show until last year was still actually booked as a monster. Funnily enough, after he won the trophy he became a jobber.
>fandangos new theme is elevator music
still my boy.
>>1096551
really?
>>1096558
>They wanted to make her unbeaten but also not be anywhere near the divas title so they could save it until Mania
This alone tells me she's going to win
>>1096563
>new theme
wot
>>1096558
I think Jericho said it on his podcast: They brought up three girls who they wanted to push, whilst also pushing Nikki/Brie and Paige and potentially Naomi
in a division with one belt
Of course it ended up a clusterfuck where nobody got over
>>1096563
NXTfags were delusional at the time. They also thought Fin Balor was going to show up at every fucking PPV main event
>>1096562
>implying that means anything.
They had kane choke slam beeg last night so now they consider him a threat again.
Kane is easily making final two at least, i think he's winning though.
>>1096551
Nobody thought it. Stop making up opposing arguments.
>>1096563
Always look forward to the Fandango match in England. He's everyone's boy over here
>>1096560
She could ride me in a barn any day
>>1096572
Why does she always have this look on her face like she stepped out of her house for the first time and the sun is killing her eyes?
>>1096567
Most "divisions" only have 1 belt tho
>>1096569
Strowman eliminates Kane then walks over the top rope and hands the trophy to Bray-Bray.
>>1096567
The NXT call ups all got pushed straight to the title almost as soon as they got called up. After Nikki got her record or whatever they just pushed all the others aside but none of them really developed a character on main. Charlotte has now but shes gets by far the most screen time and also had a boost by -Look guys its female ric flair.
MOVE TO THE MUSIC
So is Shane vs. Taker the main event or what?
>>1096578
PLAY THAT FUCKIN MUSIC
>>1096576
>People actually think the wyatts are winning anything
>>1096579
No.
>>1096579
Yes, like Punk vs Taker was the main event.
>>1096579
>implying
It's Haitch, they're just calling everything the main event to try and make it seem like Maina is absolutely stacked
>Generic 7 man ladder match
>Usos vs Dudleyz (Literally how is this on Mania)
>Nation whatever vs New Day
Some of these are real shit tier matches we see constantly, I don't understand why they're on the Mania card
>>1096585
Because WWE is creatively bankrupt?
>>1096585
They're on the card because everyone else is injured and they have nothing else to fill the card with.
Expect the rock to talk about nothing for an hour again like last year, he might even go on longer this time.
>>1096585
I don't understand the purpose of Usos vs Dudleys on the WM card really. I just don't.
Make it a 4 way tornado tag with the titles hanged above the ring and a match between LoN, Dudleys, New Day and Social Outcasts and it would be way better
>>1096587
b..but muh Shane!
It will all change, y..you'll see
>>1096585
>Nation whatever vs New Day
This is the only time we've ever need the New Day defend their belts as a trio against another group with more than 2 memebers
CAN I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE
>>1096592
YEEEE
>>1096592
It couldn't possibly get any worse if he was calling the shots, at least he's sane
>>1096597
Mate he won't actually be calling the shots
>>1096589
Who's injured that New Day would've defended against?
The IC Ladder clusterfuck was always happening, it's just that some of the participants are subs for guys like Neville or Cesaro
Ask someone who was at Raw last night anything
>>1096600
Is Neville injured too? How?
>>1096602
He broke his leg doing a baseball slide.
>>1096599
Hence why I said "if" buddy
>>1096603
Bloody hell
I bet at this point they're not even surprised by these injuries
>>1096601
could you smell ko
>>1096601
Who got the biggest pop?
>>1096608
Sasha Banks
>>1096601
How were the boos on Roman compared on what was shown on tv?
>>1096606
sitting too far up
>>1096608
Good question, it's hard to say because of how dead the crowd got, but honestly it might've been Jack Swagger in the Superstars match. In RAW, I remember KO, AJ, Sami and the divas getting loud pops and that was about it.
>>1096610
Didn't see TV, but they were loud. Even children near me were joining in on it.
Even the Smarkbusters are turning into smarks now, they can't find one redeeming thing about WWE.
>>1096613
*divas referring to Sasha and Becky
and the Roman boos were probably the loudest thing the entire night
>>1096601
What did you have for lunch.
Also did nattie get a good pop? The one for her sharpshooter at road block was huge
>>1096613
>Even children near me were joining in on it.
lol Reigns is so fucking doomed
>>1096577
Sasha's first title match will be Wrestlemania, Becky's was in january
the only person who was pushed straight to the title was Charlotte, and even that was probably too late considering it was 2 months after the call up and no-one cared at that point
>>1096618
A bacon, turkey, and cheddar melt from Cosi (panera bread sort of place).
Nattie had a decent pop, nothing special but nothing to be disappointed at.
>>1096575
The tag division has one belt but they only push at most 2 teams at a time, not 9.
Men's division has 3 belts
>>1096622
I guess. I kinda just forgot the entire teams shit that happened and I kinda tuned out from Survivor series to rumble
>>1096627
understandable considering the teams thing was so bad
Should the women get a midcard belt? I feel like in theory I want one but I seriously doubt the ability of WWE to keep two storylines going in the division
>>1096631
A tag belt might be nice. You don't need more than one world championship. Maybe bring back the Women's Title and put that above the Diva's I guess.
>Seth promo
Boring chants
>Dean match
Boring chants
>Roman anything
Thunderous boos
Nice "future main eventer" stable you got there Paul
>>1096631
If WWE weren't retarded, maybe. You could have the Diva title become a midcard belt and bring back the women's championship as the big one. The division is too shallow at the moment though.
>>1096631
probably not enough of them to make it worth while
a tag belt makes sense because if you're not in the title picture you're in a random tag match every week
>>1096279
>Sami
No
>>1096634
It's amazing how much they fucked up everything considering how brilliantly The Shield were booked.
>>1096633
I feel like a tag division would just be people teaming up for 2 months then one turning heel over and over again.
>>1096634
mostly booking issues desu
Roman has been forced stupidly, Seth got 20 minute segments literally every week and Dean gets pops desu but some of the shit he does in matches is stupid af
>>1096641
that's kind of what they do anyway
>>1096279
>Sami and KO deserve better.
No, fuck those jobbers.
>>1096645
Yeah and I really don't want to encourage more of it.
Hogan still going HAM at gawker, kek
LOOK IN MY EYES
Wwe desparately needs ryback on the show. Look what happens when he's off the show. Dead fucking crowd.
Ryback vs aj styles should be a us title match not kalisto faggot
>>1096655
So what effect has this had on Gawker as a whole? Are sites like Kotaku done?
>>1096658
I heard that early this year Gawker got some outside investment from some russian mark, but to keep the site operational it's gonna cost $$$ out the ass.
>>1096634
1.Just don't make Seth talk too long; He's good as long as he don't pull a 20 minute segment.
2.Make Dean show more versatility in ring instead of just doing brawling style and meme-moves.
3. Change Roman's personality into a silent assassin badass.
>>1096655
Why does he sign his every tweet
>>1096658
Little until appeals process
It will be getting overturned as well
>>1096660
This whole case looks like some WWF storyline
Hogan going against a big name wrestler who's managed by the Million Dollar Man
>>1096664
Because the size of Hulk's ego makes his lawsuit win money look like peanuts in comparison.
>>1096664
It's to clarify if it's hulk hogan sending out that tweet or if it is terry bollea
really
If Orton didn't get suspended, what do you guys think he would have been doing at Wrestlemania?
>>1096315
Crowd was dead as fuck all night.
At least they got into the ole chants. Based Sami.
>>1096674
>suspended
Wot? I thought he was "injured" from taking out the trash
>>1096676
So he took LoN out?
>>1096676
He is injured. The suspension meme is just that, a meme.
>>1096674
I could see him vs Kalisto for the US title. Kinda low on the card for him but a good way to put some young talent over
>>1096674
USOs Dudleys would have gotten bumped in favor of Orton vs Kane
You know it to be true
>>1096676
Orton walked about before Hell in a Cell (?) when he heard he was on the pre-show.
WWE is just trying to cover it up as he was injured, yet, didn't show any surgery footage of him like every other top star.
Shit, they even covered a referee getting stitches last week. The writing is on the wall.
My Zack will go over at Wrestlemania, I know this to be true!
>>1096682
Source?
Remember when the US open challenge was meant to put someone big over
Remember when it guaranteed a good match every week
>>1096683
>Ryder has a championship match at Wrestlemania
>John Cena doesn't
>>1096685
Yes. Remember when fucking Del Rio beat him for the belt and is now a jobber.
>>1096684
There is no source because no sites have officially reported on it, but it's obvious as fuck to see.
Vince probably told him he's suspended until Wrestlemania. The end.
If he shows up on the Post-Mania RAW, then everyone will catch on that he got suspended.
>>1096688
Shame Del Rio gets basically no reaction from the crowd outside of the Si once in a while
>Roman vs Hunter
>Dean vs Brock
>IC ladder match involving Sin Cara and Ryder
>Kalisto vs Ryback
>Divas 3 transwoman dance
>Divas tag thing with Lana and Brie
>LoN vs ND
>Styles vs Jericho
>USO vs Dudleyz vs Golden Truth?
>Kane vs Beeg
>Andre the Giant Lower on the Totem Pole than Zack Ryder Memorial Battle Royale
JUST
>>1096690
>Vince probably told him he's suspended until Wrestlemania
Mate if he was suspended I'm pretty sure Vince would put it aside and get him back given the current state of the roster
>>1096696
Like he did with Punk, right?
Lads, just spent the last 3 hours fapping and finally came just now
Fuck anti-depressants
>>1096695
Let's not forget the obvious Rocky segment that will take an hour and some shitty "performance" from a "musician"
Fuck, I'm glad I won't watch this WM live
>>1096695
>no shane vs taker
'_>`
>>1096699
What the fuck is Dwayne even doing?
The countdown promos focus so heavily on him, casual fans would think he's in the main event or something.
>>1096702
I have no idea. Last year people thought it would set up Rock vs Haitch but it did not. Then Rock comes out on some RAW not long ago saying he will be on WM, but doesn't specify what he'll do and why.
It's for putting Roman over, isn't it?
>>1096699
Would Austin make an appearance? I'm only watching because he might shows up since Mania is in Texas
AZTEC WARFARE 2 THIS WEEK
>>1096700
beat me to it..how does one forget what could be Taker's last Mania match.
>>1096704
>It's for putting Roman over, isn't it?
Vince tried this last RR, but it failed.
>>1096702
He gonna win andre the giant memorial battle royal
>>1096704
He'll definitely come out once Roman gets the 3 count and the confetti is falling
Roman will literally be a 3 time champ in such a damn short time span, Deano hasn't held thatt belt once lel
>>1096705
He could make an appearance but I don't really know what he'll do if he really gets out there.
Unless he just gets in the ring, cuts a promo about how it's great that WM is in Texas and then fucks off back to backstage. Which wouldn't make much sense but it's WWE we're talking about.
>>1096711
Do you really think Vince cares? He thinks people already forgot about that, and many people already did.
>>1096634
Seth and Dean are both suffering from piss poor booking syndrome.
Most of /wwe/ seems to at least enjoy Seth on an in-ring level. Heel or face he can put on a damn good match. It was the 20 minute promos every week about how great he is that made people sick of him. Just don't have him talk for that damn long, his promos in the shield were fine. Just about anyone would grow stale with that much mic time every single week.
Dean is the opposite problem. He's one of the best talkers in the company at the moment. He's demonstrated many times he's got the charisma. But fuck his current moveset and his character. He needs to be given a more expansive moveset so his matches can be watchable. Some punches and a rebound lariat isnt enough. They need to drop the lolsorandom lunatic fridge shit too. The commentary team doesn't take him seriously anytime he's out. They just repeat the words crazy, whacky, lunatic and madman like autistic parrots. When he loses the majority of his feuds, people just eventually think he's shit.
Roman is a mix. He got the kiss of death when Vince wanted him to be the new FOTC, because it meant dropping the whole silent badass thing that made people like him. It also meant exposing his utter lack of charisma and limited in ring ability. And creative has only made those weaknesses more and more apparent by shoving him down our throats. It's like taking shit, spraying it with febreeze and putting some diamonds and glitter on it.
>all 3 heralded as the undisputed future
>all 3 booked horribly and falling out of favor with fans
It's stunning how WWE always finds a way to fuck things up.
>>1096696
Are you suggesting that Vince would help the product but take a hit to his ego?
>>1096715
>Just about anyone would grow stale with that much mic time every single week.
Don't tell that to Hunter, he's been cutting the exact same promo for almost 20 years now
>>1096695
Shane vs Taker?
Only matches worth watching are Dean vs Brock and the divas title match desu.
You also forgot the hour's worth of Rock segments and celebrity performances.
What match are you looking forward to the most at Wrestlemania?
>>1096715
>Just about anyone would grow stale with that much mic time every single week.
Bray's a good example. Great mic skills, we had MISS TEACHER LADY and now no one gives a shit what he says because it's just rambling
This entire segment was so based and the match at the end of it was brilliant
https://youtu.be/aU2IdxZhgzA?t=302
>>1096706
Guaranteed best match of the week.
>>1096718
Well he's sure as fuck been cutting the same promo ever since the authority storyline started. Big reason why I stopped watching desu. Almost 3 years of this shit and no payoff in sight. It's become like someone's shitty self insert wish fulfilment. Always getting the last word in, always winning even when you lose, always being a focal point of attention and never getting any comeuppance.
>inb4 worked
>>1096722
Probably Shane Taker solely because something unexpected has to happen.
Also I'll probably enjoy the 7 man spot fest.
Dean Brock I'm trying not to hype myself for so when it is good it will be better
>>1096729
Honestly because of the Haitchposting maymays now when I watch a Haitch promo I just laugh because he repeats the same lines over and over again so much it's hilarious.
I guess I'm workproof at this point.
>>1096695
That isn't a JUSTworthy card, honestly.
JUSTworthy ME, but the card has some decent shit.
>Dean vs Brock
>IC Ladder spotfest
>LoN vs ND
>Styles vs Jericho
>Andre the Giant battle royales always prove to be fun
These should all be good to great. Other stuff, not so much, just kinda there.
>>1096695
>Roman vs Hunter
After HHH's last two matches and Roman being a solid PPV performer I expect it to be a pretty decent match
>Dean vs Brock
Not hyped or anything but I'm sure I'm going to enjoy it.
>IC ladder match involving Sin Cara and Ryder
The whole thing stinks. Better than KO vs. Zayn though.
>Kalisto vs Ryback
HYPED for Ryback's entrance
>Divas 3 transwoman dance
See pic related.
>Divas tag thing with Lana and Brie
Looking forward to Naomi, Tamina and Lana triple superkicking Paige.
>LoN vs ND
Could steal the show. Won't though.
>Styles vs Jericho
Why not
>USO vs Dudleyz vs Golden Truth?
Ugh.
>Kane vs Beeg
Wut?
>Shane vs Taker
Toilet situation.
Mania's going to exceed everyone's expectations like last year's Mania. Still going to be average though.
>>1096674
Wrestling uh...
AJ Styles or something
Orton seems so out of place now
>>1096683
"no"
>>1096738
Orton can easily go and retire at this point or get a part time contract like Brock or something. He's done it all, had a lot of championship reigns, wrestled against the best and he's still not fucked up enough to not be able to walk.
>>1096738
That would've been a pretty good match honestly
I'd rather have Y2J, but Orton would've been okay
>>1096745
After Fast Lane, my hopes of AJ vs. Jericho at Wrestlemania being good greatly diminished.
>WM32
>triple h losing match
>ref is down for some reason
>masked man comes into the ring and hits roman reigns with a never before seen move
>triple h pins roman reigns
>1, 2, 3
>masked man hits triple h with the same move
>he removes his mask
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0R2XZRrZDFo
How hard do you mark?
>>1096735
>Mania's going to exceed everyone's expectations like last year's Mania
Top kek you have some low standards
>>1096745
Orton is good when he can be arsed and I feel like he would be with AJ
>>1096735
>Mania's going to exceed everyone's expectations like last year's Mania.
Not hard to do when you expect nothing/a shitshow.
With no star power on the active roster and next to no build up it's 2 or 3 relevant matches and then jobbermania.
>>1096741
>Orton can easily go and retire at this point or get a part time contract like Brock or something.
apparently he's been trying to get an HBK deal for about a year now (i.e. he only does RAW/PPV/occasional smackdown - no house shows)
He should probably get it, the guy is a veteran and completely suffers from over-exposure and not giving a fuck. If he only did RAW's he'd probably give a fuck a lot more considering he wouldn't be wrestling as much.
>>1096715
>Dean is a good talker meme still running wild
>>1096749
alternate idea I thought of is him taking his mask off before attacking triple h
triple h thinks they're friends and goes in for a hug
seth hits him with his new finisher
>>1096749
But whats his motivation?
>>1096751
> arsed
> nattie mark is english
>>1096756
1. He wants his belt, that's motive enough to attack HHH
2. He hates Roman so he chooses to screw him over
3. He wants to prove to everyone that he doesn't need Triple H to be champion
>>1096516
He was the AWA World champ in the 80's and was also the WCW US champ in 1990 or something. He was more of a star in Japan though.
>>1096749
not a lot considering how contrived that idea is
>>1096749
I'd mark just because I'd be happy to see Seth. Him costing Roman the strap is just a bonus.
Would be quite a sight watching all the anti-smarks short circuit after their precious poster boy gets snubbed two manias in a row.
>>1096759
Anything wrong with that or?
