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>>927955
Anyone got source on music please?
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>>927949
>>927955
>>927956
Its hard to imagine why everything but WWE sucks so bad (even though they suck pretty bad these days too)
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>>932813

That was fucking sick.
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>>927949
>has referee
>no one knows the rules
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>>933105
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rx_kBGHrvGU
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Anyone got the super glitchy wrestling game commentary some guy did?
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>>927949

Needs more Skater Boi.
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>>927949
Vanilla Ice?
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>>934399
kek
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>>927960
Wait, did he get seriously injured?
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>>932813
OMFG
It is too better than Neville
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>>934897
Source?
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>>934905
theres no way he wasn't knocked unconscious. i didn't see the fencing response though, or the change in breathing.
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>>927949
That guy look so hilariously uncomfortable on that thing.
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>>932813
That WAS pretty fucking sweet.
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>>928295
song?
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I wonder how much Vince regrets not going forward with the Kaufman angle in the WWF.
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>>935044
Asuka. She recently signed with the WWE actually, shes in NXT right now, look for her debut around Wrestlemania
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>>935250
Which Botchamania was this from? I remember watching it and thinking it was one of the greatest endings, but for the life of me, I can't remember the episode where it came from
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>>928295
lol creative
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>>935244
...she did have a huge ass though, right?
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>>935239
kek everytime
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HHH is champion in the year 2016. Fuck this company.
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>>935204

And this is why I reject any notion of "pro wrestling" as being "good" anything... Not even 'entertainment'...

Fucking blank shit stupid man. You gotta be mentally retarded to even find this shit funny.
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>>935065
Bollocks. The bars bent and broke his fall. It wasn't that far to begin with. He's acting hurt.
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>>935786
THE HOUSE ALWAYS WINS
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>>934899
Is that Kenny omega?
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>>927960
>powerbomb

Not even a powerbomb.
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>>935204
What, no FAAAAAAAT ASSES?
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>>935576
No, she really didn't. She had to wear padding for the gimmick, apparently she pissed someone off and they gave her the shittiest gimmick they could think of.
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>>934382
sk8r boy stayed at my house. true story.
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>>935971
Holy shit. A Wall reference.
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>>935968
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>>935372
Nope, she is challenging Bailey for the Title at the Takeover that is right next to wrestlemania.
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>>932813
The crowds reaction is just so perfect.
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>>927955
How did you not think to insert "Lean Like a Cholo" into this?

500 points from Gryffindor!
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>>935239
you better run and hide when the 187 flies by
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>>935918
Yes it is
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>>936603
>2003 was 40 years ago
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Inoki is easily one of the craziest people in Wrestling.
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>>934881
i always see this without sound and thought it was great, now i hear it and wish i didn't.
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>>937480
please tell me that was Dino Winwood
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>>935968
I always forget what a fucking cunt Low Ki is
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>>934897
Post JAV code fag.
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>>935998

*Pulls lever* GEEZUS!
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>>937430
what is this
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>>935786

BETTER THAN ROMAN
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>>934890
Hworang approved
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>>934399

KEK

Another dwarf pls.
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>>933191
>everything but WWE
>sucks
You know how I know you don't even watch wrestling?
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>>935962
yes it is you fucking retard
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>>935393
lol
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>>927949
song?
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>>939617
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l94UPjZXE-Q
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>>935968
holy shit is he hitting for real? thats fucking brutal
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>>935996
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RIP Daniel Bryan
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>>936073
You tell 'em Sheiky baby!
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>>939495
I swear I thought she was wearing an "I'm a Nogger" t-shart.
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>>940564
I usually see an N-word on that shirt and it ain't Nogger.

Also here she is being thick as fuck and doing Balor's entrance gimmick.
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>>940521
He was taken from us too soon.
RIP Bryan, guess there really isn't anything to look forward to in 2016 now is there.
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>>934399
How did that not absolutely demolish the little guys spine?
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>>940581
Because he knows how to take a bump.

But yeah in the video they have the ringside doctors check on him and you get the feeling he wasn't expected to fly that far.
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>>936606
i dunno if i'm just that tired, or does he get pissed at that slap?
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>>935775
>black history month
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>>940600
It's Nakamura's thing, he's the King of Strong Style which means he hits motherfuckers real hard. Tanahashi slaps him, Tanahashi gets some strong style up in his face.
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>>934897
Did Asuka kill her?
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>>936592
Fucking saved, I laughed so fucking hard at this that night, good times.
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>>935235

what in the actual fuck was that
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>>940574
This was so great, watching Balor react to her was just priceless, it's for shit like this that I love NXT
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>>942302
No, but she's been known too.
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>>943496
"Hey, Steph, want some murder/suicide?"
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>>944173
kek
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>>939532
How come Gilberg never got a push?
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>>946061
They hired Goldberg and he wasn't too thrilled with that angle. Or you know, working - wasn't too thrilled with that either.
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>>940471
Holy shit, that's fucking BRUTAL

Wonder if either of those moves are in 2k16
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>>927949
Music sauce pls
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>>935786
Didn't he retire like 2 years ago?
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>>937991
Fucking show me a hype-er moment in WWE history
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>>935204
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buff is the stuff
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Our partner will shock the world...

Does anyone have The Wall standing on top of that building?
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Rolling for double J
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>>935851
nofunallowed.jpg

Ever heard of campiness?
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>>938129
10 out of 10
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>>938242
That's "Dookie" man. A "fan" that smeared shit on the entrance of the WWE Performance Center and got tazed for it.

Source: Threads about him on /wooo/
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>>935239
>filename
thank you anon
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>>935786
not digging the mega cheese melodrama that is the HHH character progression
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>>932813

I got into LU because some brave soul decided to come into /gif/ and post a wrestling thread, in which this was included. If you're still in this thread, thank you so much. Never have I enjoyed wrestling so much than I do now.

Also I love the way Vampiro just loses his fucking mind and starts running around the ring.
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>>944173
Kek as fuck
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>>942212
I bet vince was livid when they pulled that out
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>>935386
287
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>>935225
I wish Andy Kaufmann was still around. His shenanigans (in general) were the best.
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>>935851
Aww. Aren't you cute. You feel special? You feeling all "Elite" and shit? Well, faggot, guess again. You ain't shit, little man. Here's your (You)
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>>934905
>>935065

you guys are 12 right?
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>>937571
Artie Lange
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>>948831

Man, what a great sequence.
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>>942212
Should've ended the match desu
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Post more Lucha underground shit please
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>>944173

wat is happening in this webm?
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>>958385
Titus O Neil grabs Vince's arm after Daniel Bryans retirement. Suspended 60 days.
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>>935232
He looks like he is pure blood pressure
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>>943496
He was so fucking cool then all the bad stuff happened.
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During the commercial break
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>>932813
Fucking spot of 2015.
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>>934897
Goddamn Kana is so hot.
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>>935786
I don't care for him being the champ, but you gotta know his WM entrance this year will be the shit.
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>>940579
Shane returning to fight Undertaker to take control of the company has potential. I mean Shane has had some damn fine and brutal matches including a hell in the cell under his belt so he and Mark might be able to pull off something worth it.
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>>935255
FOIE GRAS!
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>>934897
This filled me with horn.
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>>935775
>young Bernie Sanders
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>>942212
>WWMEME has become so tame the audience loses their minds over a traditional piledriver
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>>961135
God damn he's looking old these days.
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>>932813
is the commentating meant to sound like poetry?
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>>935277
fucking lost it
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>>927949
Song name?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eJFr97t9-E
w0w br0
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>>934858
kinky
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>>940471
Man, I liked mixed wrestling. Feels fair.
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>>961334
>that pop for that tame telegraphed shit
Man, TNA must be boring as fuck.
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>>937480
>Dueling Carls.webm
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>>938252
This is fucking amazing
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>>939495
Mm Bayley...
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>>965292
TNA sucks, but what you said was incredibly retarded.
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>>934905
pfft no, that would've barely hurt, he's also a terrible actor
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>>963210
KEK
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>>942330
looks like he actually hit him, expected him to get up as planned but went for the pin to make it seem legit, guy tried to break the pin as planned but didnt have the energy or whatever
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>>940581

heh, reminds me of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOOT_3U4rZM
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>>935271
What show was this from?
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>>969711
Ring of Honor shows from back in August or September I think.
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>>964749
That happens when you're pushing 50. That coast to coast dropkick and titantron drop spots were nearly 15 years ago anon HOW OLD ARE YOU FEELING NOW HUH
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>>949818
They got approval beforehand for that.
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>>935998
J
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>>934405
Ziggler fucking got it
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>>934881
>wrestling is real
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>>971862
That saw spot was brutal as fuck though
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>>935786
Shao Kahn?
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>>938129
That's amazing.
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>>949273
Sabu's a crazy mother fucker.
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>>970284
I love Dreamer.
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>>970638
Damn, asian chicks are pretty hot
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>>960409
When I imagine the day he killed his family I imagine it like this.

Chris is home in the living room watching his greatest moments and dressed in his old ECW attire, injecting steroids and reminiscing about his glory days. He's watching the old ECW footage of him breaking Sabu's neck, he see's himself with Dean Malinko as WCW Tag Team Champions. Images of Chris Benoit performing his trademark moves dance across his massive TV. He hears the roar of the crowd boom through the stereo and realizes that it's time to make his mark on the wrestling world forever.

His child cries and his drug-filled mind posits the perfect way to shock the world and cement his place in wrestling history forever. "If I wrestle my own family to death I'll be the greatest wrestler who ever lived! It's the last milestone of a wrestler's career. I've won everyone major title in the WCW and in the WWE, this is all that's left."

He walks into the baby's room, the cheers boom through his stereo system has his infant cries and winces from the auditory onslaught. Chris' eyes go red with blood and he throws his baby like a doll on to the floor and implements THE CRIPPLER CROSSFACE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIsSk4JYn8o
He's just wrenching and wrenching. The baby's long dead but he can't stop, the roar of the crowd crescendos and Paul E Dangerously screams out his name over and over "THE CRIPPLER CHRIS BENOIT, OH MY GOD."
Chris finally relents after he hears his wife is coming back home. He lets go of the child and positions himself in the foyer. His wife enters the house and he delivers a devastating clothesline, knocking her to the ground. He positions himself at the top of the stair case and delivers his trademark "FLYING HEADBUTT" to his wife's jaw, shattering it instantly. Blood pours out of her mouth as she's flipped over and finished off with another CRIPPLER CROSSFACE OH MY GOD CHRIS BENOIT IS THE NEW HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION
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>>936626
actually, the shots in that video are closer to 2006
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>>970638
Goddamit I fucking love Tajiri
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>>980065
Benoit jokes can be funny and all but this is pretty fucked up anon
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>>980065
Song made in his honor
https://m.soundcloud.com/ptpm/chris-benoit-you-a-g
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>>980362
No this is one of the single greatest things I have ever seen in my life.
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>>935244
God, I loved Molly Holly. She was both hot as fuck and fantastic in the ring. I honestly think that she was the best women's wrestler that they ever had and she should definitely go into the Hall of Fame some day.
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>>935576
She sure did and it was pretty fucking great.
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>>935851
That's exactly what's funny about it stupid. His promos are all like that
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>>969664
....the ref doing the cartwheel dude
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>>982056
It's to distract the crowd, so they don't notice that shit isn't going as planned.
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>>981987
>she was the best women's wrestler that they ever had

She wasn't even the best women's wrestler of her time, let alone ever. Jacqueline, Lita and Trish were better technically and better looking, and Sable was the hottest Diva of all time though Terri Runnels was right behind her.
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>>982052
Scott Steiner literally cannot distinguish kayfabe from reality.

Think about it, it explains all of his behaviour.
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>>936614
>>935918
>>934899
Kenny Omega vs (then)9-year old Haruka.
Haruka wrote a letter to NJPW HQ late last year.
She wants a rematch.
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>>935204
Oh, the Steiner Brothers. The reason WWF stopped letting their talent ad-lib promos.
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>>935786
>Sasha, Charlotte, and Alexa
Damn, Haitch got great taste in wenches.
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>>969583
>>939495
>you will never be Finn Bálor
>you will never give Bayley your 'demon' on the dl
why even live
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