ANGLE INCOMING EDITION
1st for /a/
Dolph vs Angle
>Triple H vs Ziggler
>>1076119
>>1076119
>Ziggler vs HHH
fucking hell
>>1076107
IS THERE A CHANCE OR IS IT JUST A MEME
>>1076119
KILL ME
SOMEONE KILL ME
JUST
REIGNS CONFIRMED FOR COMING BACK SCREWING TIPS DOLPH GETS THE WIN
Bring out the shovel.
>yfw this happened
>ZIGGLER VS HAITCH
HAHAHA
BUUUUUUURIED
BUUUUUUUUUUUUUURIED
>Haitch vs Dolph
I don't understand this promo
HHH: you're all losers!
*Dolph comes out*
Dolph: FIRE MEEEEEEE
Roman returns and helps Dolph beat Haitch (non-title match obv)
>WW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION
>yes chants
fuck
t
h
i
s
crowd
>HHH vs Ziggler
Sounds like a good match, desu.
Just glad to see Haitch wrestle again. Show these young boys how to work a story
Angle helps Dolph win via distraction.
BOOK IT THEN FUCK IT.
>it's a "the crowd still hates roman so we have to swerve wrestlemania again" episode
>>1076119
Why do they think we like Ziggler?
>>1076124
>announcing a filter
>HHH vs Ziggles
inb3 Ramen comes and interferes and gets booed
Wow Dolph vs HHH cant wait...
>HHH match on RAW
>>1076131
Nevermind
>>1076107
>Haitch vs Ziggler
For what fucking purpose?
Triple h
>stepph why you do this
Obvious that Reigns interferes to get Ziggler the win
>dolph literally holding back tears
burial incoming
>implying Roman doesnt come out to interfer and Zigger loses because its a no title match
>Ziggler is getting all the attention because Cena is injured
Roman interferes in the main event, costs HHH the match.
Alternatively, Ziggler possibly turns heel somehow in the main event so Roman has someone to feud with after Mania once he's won the belt.
>>1076160
He was pretty popular late 2014.
>>1076150
>Reigns comes back to save Dolph
God I hope this fails so hard and he still gets booed out of the building. It wont, but I can hope can't I?
>>1076146
>implying it wasn't samfagging with a mobile
>>1076146
>steph works a crowd easier than anyone in the league
I guess men really are just ready to hate strong, successful women.
ArE WE GETTING A SHELTON MOMENT 2.0???
>>1076166
They hope Roman will get cheers for helping him.. Pretty pathetic at this point.
SHANE AND TAKER SHANE AND TAKERSHANE AND TAKERSHANE AND TAKERSHANE AND TAKERSHANE AND TAKERSHANE AND TAKERSHANE AND TAKERSHANE AND TAKERSHANE AND TAKERSHANE AND TAKERSHANE AND TAKERSHANE AND TAKERSHANE AND TAKERSHANE AND TAKERSHANE AND TAKERSHANE AND TAKERSHANE AND TAKERSHANE AND TAKERSHANE AND TAKERSHANE AND TAKERSHANE AND TAKERSHANE AND TAKERSHANE AND TAKERSHANE AND TAKERSHANE AND TAKERSHANE AND TAKERSHANE AND TAKERSHANE AND TAKERSHANE AND TAKERSHANE AND TAKERSHANE AND TAKERSHANE AND TAKERSHANE AND TAKERSHANE AND TAKERSHANE AND TAKERSHANE AND TAKERSHANE AND TAKERSHANE AND TAKERSHANE AND TAKERSHANE AND TAKERSHANE AND TAKERSHANE AND TAKERSHANE AND TAKERSHANE AND TAKERSHANE AND TAKERSHANE AND TAKERSHANE AND TAKERSHANE AND TAKERSHANE AND TAKERSHANE AND TAKERSHANE AND TAKERSHANE AND TAKERSHANE AND TAKERSHANE AND TAKERSHANE AND TAKERSHANE AND TAKERSHANE AND TAKERSHANE AND TAKERSHANE AND TAKERSHANE AND TAKERSHANE AND TAKERSHANE AND TAKERSHANE AND TAKERSHANE AND TAKERSHANE AND TAKERSHANE AND TAKERSHANE AND TAKERSHANE AND TAKERSHANE AND TAKERSHANE AND TAKERSHANE AND TAKERSHANE AND TAKERSHANE AND TAKERSHANE AND TAKERSHANE AND TAKERSHANE AND TAKERSHANE AND TAKERSHANE AND TAKERSHANE AND TAKERSHANE AND TAKERSHANE AND TAKERSHANE AND TAKER
God Big Show has such a stupid laugh
>Tfw got worked by Steph thinking she was going to say Kurt Angle
>Triple H wrestling
>that SAME GODDAMN TAKER GRAPHIC
>that fucking promo graphic
Why do WWE use graphics that look nothing like their 'superstars'?
That 'Taker graphic is almost as old as the Ric Flair and Shawn Michaels ones they use.
Absolutely no clue where the Dolph gets any match at Mania story is going but I like whatever it is they're doing.
What conceivable match could Dolph want?
>getting a triple H match for free
THANK YOU BASED WWE
>>1076161
>yfw HHH about to pin Ziggler and you hear this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yQsPE7pzNo
>THAT SHITTY GRAPHIC
>>1076190
Taker's hair, holy shit
>>1076158
>implying
There's no saving Mania. It's going to be Roman Reigns every day until we like it or tune out for good.
Tfw no anime fags allowed
They call me quad
SerioUsly? PlEase ReMind A Nigga why Dolph zIgglEr iS even relevant??
>>1076119
AND I BURNED MY SCROTUM
This show is so bad I can't even shitpost
>>1076193
It'll be a "do stand-up and make no one laugh" match
>>1076191
Plus the hair is shooped
>Getting excited for a HHH match in 2016
>>1076193
IC title like last year
Wait Dolph Ziggler is still with WWE? Kekekekekek
>>1076190
>dat jewish nose
>>1076200
>>1076202
He's white.
>every week a 20 minute HHH promo
>Every week Steph gets to physically assault a random wrestler
>everyweek the characters portrayed as the owners of the company insult the people who pay them money
>and they never once get an actual comeuppance
I don't care if I'm being worked it pisses me off more than anything
>tfw no AJ, Big E and Ziggler stable in [current year]
>>1076204
why do people keep posting this
>Dolph Ziggler vs Triple H
>>1076206
heeehhh
>>1076205
BUCKY BEAVER MOTHERFUCKER
>ramen interferes and causes badhbk to win
>badhbk then says, "i can't challenge the wwe champion, but i can challenge to QUALIFY for the wwe championship match"
TRIPLE THREAT SO ZIGGLER EATS THE PIN FROM RAMEN SCREENSHOT THIS
>>1076190
>>1076212
Who could be behind that graphic?
>yfw Ziggler asks for the iwgp Jr heavyweight match @ mania
>Haitch beats up Dean to try and get heat
>the following night
>comes out
>gets "Triple H" chants because crowds prefer him to Roman
>everytime he shoehorns in that crowds apparently love Roman, there are volatile boos
>Dolph comes out to face Haitch in another vein attempt at getting him some heat to use against Roman
This is becoming fucking pathetic.
They're basically tasking the entire upper-card with carrying Roman's feud for him.
>>1076202
He's not, he's the guy fighting against Triple H so Roman Reigns can run in and hit The King of Kings, The Cerebral Assassin, The Game, Triple H
>>1076208
>god help us
Fun Fact: Last time these two fought in a match on a RAW was ten years ago in 2006 when Ziggler was in the Spirit Squad
>Dolph vs. Trips
I would never ask for this
>>1076119
WE
>>1076190
>Undertaker cosplaying as "Spooky Slash from Guns N' Roses
>>1076181
But he won't. The very mention of his name earlier got boos.
>yfw Ziggler pins Trips and Deano doesn't ever
>>1076216
>They got their comeuppance once but it was brushed under the rug and now they just ignore that it happened
>>1076219
>>1076190
I wish Stephanie would slap me.
>>1076216
They already got their comeuppance at Survivor Series 2014, but then they were back in power 3 weeks later so it's not like it even matters.
Also, RAW sucked hard with all the random GMs.
>>1076231
>>1076119
RUN
>Dolph Ziggler on anything but Smackdown
>>1076231
RUN
>Total Divas
Angle confirmed not in Pittsburgh.
FATMAN!
OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE
who is this vanilla jobber
>>1076201
Always makes me laugh
WHO FAT OWENS FAT?
>>1076213
Cry me a river
DAT POP LMAO SAMI BTFO
>Sami Zzzzzzzzzz
OLEEEEEEEEEEEE OLE OLE OELEEE
OLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
OLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
OLEEEEEEEEEEEE OLE OLE OELEEE
OLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
OLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
OLEEEEEEEEEEEE OLE OLE OELEEE
OLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
OLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
OLEEEEEEEEEEEE OLE OLE OELEEE
OLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
OLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
OLEEEEEEEEEEEE OLE OLE OELEEE
OLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
OLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
OLEEEEEEEEEEEE OLE OLE OELEEE
OLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
OLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
OLEEEEEEEEEEEE OLE OLE OELEEE
OLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
OLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
OLEEEEEEEEEEEE OLE OLE OELEEE
OLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
OLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
OLEEEEEEEEEEEE OLE OLE OELEEE
OLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
OLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
OLEEEEEEEEEEEE OLE OLE OELEEE
OLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
OLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
OLEEEEEEEEEEEE OLE OLE OELEEE
OLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
OLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
OLEEEEEEEEEEEE OLE OLE OELEEE
OLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
OLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>1076119
>>1076231
>>1076242
>>1076244
THIS
BOY OWENS IS IN COMMENTARY I WONDER IF HE'LL INTERFERE IN THE MATCH
I swear to god if he's wrestling Stardust again...
FATSO
YOU SELL LIKE THAT IN THE RING DOLPH AND I'LL TAG YOU FOR REAL
KO KO KO KO
Dat feel when I thought steph was announcing Seth for a second :(
Based Sami
>inb4 delusional autists say he got no pop
So, /wwe/. Bets on Skinny Seth Rogan getting over on the main roster?
>Owens mouthbreathing
THE SKA-MAN COMETH
>tfw sami's theme is somehow part ska and part animu
sami is elite
BASED SAMI
>That pop for Sami Zayn
A nice jobber match to cool the crowd down after Triple H's god-tier promo
ITS CANADIAN OVER RATED INDIE TRASH TIME
Zayne will be headlining Superstars and Main Event in 2 months. He is just a boring wrestler.
>Sami using the tights without the mudslime words on the front
Good move
>Jizz
smarks BTFO
BASED MIZ BASED MIZ BASED MIZ BASED MIZ BASED MIZ BASED MIZ BASED MIZ BASED MIZ BASED MIZ
>miz
>watching Fox Sports in Latin America
>I wont be abble to hear based KO on commentary
Why even live?
>THE MIZ
Jesus Fucking Christ.....why
>>1076228
>dat gif
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>1076276
>it's another "I ONLY WATCH WWE AND I DO IT FOR THE STORYLINES" post
>>1076190
>>1076190
>>1076190
Fixed it. 9000 hours with finger paints.
the fuck is that weeaboo shit miz is wearing
>>1076262
Based Porky
>i hate the miz
>>1076235
>>1076240
As I said. they NEVER get their comeuppance
Fuck Vince let himself get fucking pulped more than a few times. but HHH and Steph are almost fucking on par with shitty self insert fanfic characters on tumblr They always win, even when they lose. nothing phases them and fuck me it's just some super fucking bullshit.
I don't hate them as villains at this point I hate them as people
Zayn is mid-card jobber material.
Is kevin owens a mouth breather?
BASED MIZDOW
>>1076289
>>1076258
SHIT
>"I dislike The BASED Miz"
>the city of Cole
Based fatass being based
This match is bound to be a fucking failure.
>Sami Zayn getting bigger pop in Pencilvania than his home country
>I dislike the Miz
>I call sami "Generico"
Sami Zayn boobies.
>inb4 anti-smarks spam flippy shit, indie midget or jobber
>Sami doing that spot for no reason
>>1076300
Wow, Mike, how are you posting on 4chan and wrestling Sami at the same time?
>>1076289
my fucking sides
>>1076266
Me too anon
>>1076289
>>1076293
get worked kid
>this dead crowd for Zayn
Back to NXT with you!
>>1076177
>Mobile
>Neither of the images have "image.jpg" as name.
Stop trying to deny that reality can be fun just because your reality isn't fun.
>ad 2 minutes after an ad
Fuck commercials
Sami Zayn will be fired in less than a year.
Who /gif/ here?
>le generic arguing with the face commentators man
>>1076290
>>1076299
pic
Zayn/Steen Part 4 when
>sami trying to get injured again so he can go back to nxt
what the fuck was that flip. what a loser
>>1076289
10/10 post
>>1076289
Sami is trash.
Thankfully it seems like he will be getting the breeze treatment shortly.
Why doesn't Superman just finna blow Batman up with his lazer eyes?
WHO /a/ /v/ /vg/ HERE?
>>1076320
right here, senpai
>>1076320
Sauce
>>1076293
You now realize the authority storyline has been going for almost 4 years with no payoff and no end in sight.
>Kevin owen's arguing with cole and bryon
>hehe he's so funny
>BASED KO! !
>>1076331
"no"
>>1076330
Muh batfleck plot armorzz
>>1076289
>>1076332
looks like rape tbhfam
>>1076332
sauce?
>>1076329
Is this the guy who injured himself in his intro?
>>1076330
Batman has a mirror in his belt it would just hurt superman
>>1076289
>>1076344
Yes
Thoughts on Shane's sneaks tonight?
Generico vs Steen in WWE...WHY?
>>1076330
maybe he does
Remember when Cole was a Miz mark?
>Byron
>Cleveland sucks!
Has Sami even talked since he debuted? Why do they expect us to care about him
>>1076349
Dollah
Whos a better wrestler Sami or Owens?
>>1076349
Literal money.
>>1076350
Who?
>THE STATE OF COLE
I can hear people in the cheap seats farting.
Sami Zzzzzayn is boring af
>>1076289
>>1076357
He literally talked on MizTV this last Smackdown.
>>1076353
He's an underdog babyface
Entrance music is good
Not goofy looking at all
Randy Orton injured himself during the wake up taunt for the RKO, your point?
>>1076330
why do you ask stupid questions?
Dead silence from the crowd for the Ricky Ortiz of NXT, Sami Zayn.
>>1076366
>Smackdown
So he hasnt
>>1076349
have on in a different colorway, kek.
gonna walk into the office tomorrow dancing around like shane-o-mac
The Helluva kick looks like shit
>Miz actually caught someone
The fuck?!
SAMI ZAYN DID 9/11 NA NA NA NAAA
>>1075516
Samoa Joe did back in TNA
>Owens interrupts a match from the commentators table
WHO COULD'VE GUESSED
sami is fucking dogshit
AHAHAHAHBA KO BURIED BY MIZ
>>1076367
>replying to that post
Owens looks like an out of shape soccer dad
How am I supposed to believe this nigga as champion?
LMAO SAMI DIDN'T WIN CLEAN
>>1076289
I love these threads.
>>1076371
Zayn can only do good promos using a slightly racist fake spanish accent.
Hopefully it'll be Miz vs KO vs zayn at mania
>this dead ass crowd
This raw deserves it desu
>mfw I can't even remember who ic champ is
so is zayn just a skinny clone of owens? they look like brothers
I'm not impressed by Zayn, he just shows up and they expect me to care?
Whens Divas match? I want to go out for smoke
>KO low key helping Sami get a win
BASED BROS
A
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B
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why does rebbit love sameme zzzzzayn so much? he's just another fucking vanilla midget
>>1076382
He looks like the guy who went after Trump.
>>1076376
>TNA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWM-9oqhYGs
i laughed so hard, i dont know why
hey Anons... Raw seems off tonight... is something happening behind the scenes... just the whole show seems out of whack ????
>>1076385
>I hate ska
The neckbeard here would be you.
THE BO HAMMA
>>1076378
>I literally take whatever wwe give me
i know, thats why you still watch you little mark
Is Tumblr gonna complain that beat down on the New Gay was racist?
>>1076373
THIS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2S1GD_NbIQ
this is how you do it
>>1076322
Looked kinda like this with a hood
RENEE GETTING AN UNITED NATIONS GANGBANG LIVE ON MONDAY NIGHT RAW
>what little star headband
RENEE IS A CUTE! CUUUTTEEEEE!
Renee is a womanlet
THE LADS ARE JUST HAVING FUN
>Tonight we sent a message
That you're a jobber stable that's yet to win a match?
Fuck Kevin Nash
OH CHRIST
>>1076391
Hes a hard worker and great athlete!
renee a shit
I want Jojo
THE LADS
>>1076392
What if there isn't one?
>>1076388
>dear ass crowd
Welcome to Pittsburgh
Wrestlemania its going to be complete shit
Rusev is so cute.
>>1076403
I miss Test.
Based Rusev!
>TRAGEDY!
BRIE MODE
Haha based Rusev
>>1076378
Well why not? There's already an hour of ads.