----Official Raw Gamethread----
Discuss raw here
Dean turns heel tonight.
>>1075089
>Monday Night Raw gamethread
>all three people in the OP Pic are injured in some form
>one of them is main eventing wrestlemania
Hope it gets pruned just for the poor form tbhfamily
>it's a filler episode
>>1075095
>2016
>Sucking dicks
>>1075089
Wow I can't believe you chose those wrestlers I mean Ramen Reigns... lol no way, manlet Daniel Bryan (cringe!) and that childish embarrassment John Cena I mean shouldn't he be fucking Amy Schumer or something
>>1075097
>2016
>not kissing your wife before bedtime
NO THEY DON'T WANT NONE
NO THEY DON'T WANT NONE
>mfw Bork, Shane, Taker, Foley, and Angle all on Raw tonight
>>1075099
>2016
>not hugging your wife's son to bed
>>1075099
>2016
>Having a 3DPD wife
>yfw Kurt Angle returns
>>1075100
>YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP
What did he mean by this?
>inb4 mod prunes this thread and stickys 2cold
Kurt Angle has the best pop inducing theme cause the way the trumpets just explode.
>inb4 Legend's contract
>>1075107
he meant
>YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
>Thinking Angle is returning
Why do smarks always set themselves up for disappointment?
At best, haitch talked to him about a future HoF induction.
>tfw you should be studying for the GRE
>tfw you'd rather watch based Angle return on Raw
get hyped bros
>>1075111
He needs to come back.
The worlds largest YOU SUCK chant must happen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yQsPE7pzNo
The GOAT is coming back tonight
>It's a Roman returns and gets booed Episode.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wiftmVaf0eA
Is Mick going to get a mega pop when this hits
>>1075120
If Meltz didn't confirm it then I don't believe it.
>>1075109
> In b4 sour anon makes a thread far to early to beat Steve to it
Welp, too late.
>>1075124
>Being this salty
At least put your trip on fag
What are my fellow /asp/ies drinking tonight?
Im drinking 12 pack of Molson Canadian.
>>1075125
Make 9 more threads fag.
>>1075127
Knob Creek bourbon to start.
>>1075124
benoit ur self steve faggot
If Angle returns I think I might die from an orgasm
>>1075127
Water.
>>1075130
>The state of this cunts attempt at bantz
What are the odds Angle actually appears?
I haven't watched Raw in a long time but he's an all-time favorite. Would love to see that pop.
>>1075136
18+
How long?
>>1075136
Look at this jabroni.
>>1075137
> Can't even think of a good enough come back
No wonder /sp/ didn't want you.
>>1075127
Dr. Pepper. And if I need to stop my brain, Sake Oro.
>>1075138
0.0000000000000001% chance tbch
>2016
>not drinking water
Faggots all of you
anyone got a stream
>>1075146
http://wuptime.weebly.com/stream-2.html
how shit will raw be tonight?
>>1075145
Im sure everyone here drinks water underageb&. We need some liquor to get through this shitshow though.
>>1075142
>Can't even think of a good enough come back
>He thinks he was clever
Yes we will make more threads, stay booty blasted you spent all day making your OP pic and now you cant use it steve
>>1075127
Coffee
>>1075151
Come on, it can't be that bad, I hear they're gonna hit Mick Foley with a car and then the New Day is gonna run a train on his daughter in the ring.
>>1075151
>he drinks alcohol watching a kids show
kys faggot
>>1075155
Nigga y u drinkin coffee at night?
let's rate this raw even if it's not even started
2/10
>>1075160
So I don't fall asleep
>>1075159
Kek I bet you're not even old enough to buy liquor. Kys underage b&
>Nig day opening
>New Day to start the show
Wew, how do you want those ratings senpai?
>opening with new day
wut
New Day time!
>>1075164
>he drinks alcohol watching a kids show
KEK
IT'S NOT KURT ANGLE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>Beautiful Katamari
OH GOD YES
Enzo and Cass tonight?
>>1075157
Can't wait
>>1075127
Pepsi
>New Day defending titles at the start
Are they replaying Roadblock tonight?
>Hey guys I'm Xavier did I mention I play video games yet
>>1075170
It's not though
>>1075177
Fuck off phil
DUDE BOOTY AND UNICORNS LMAO
Holy shit a wrestling match to start off RAW...
>it's a stale day segment
So are they admitting that these dudes eat ass?
>Vince still doesn't know theyre talking about eating ass
The New Day are supposed to be heels? What?
Didn't we just see this Saturday?
>>1075186
I'm...I'm so confused. Wrestling? On Raw?
Any chance CharGod wrestles tonight?
I feel like I've watching the same New Day promo over and over. And I barely watch Raw now.
>alberto touching Rusev
ayy
anyone else from /a/ here?
So are they facing the LoJ at Mania?
legit what is this heel v heel shit
what is the new days wrestlemania programme?
Can they disband the League already please?
>>1075191
They turned face
>Its a Barret eats the pin episode
THE LADS ARE WINNING IT
>>1075191
Slow face turn.
>Its a heel team vs heel team opener
>>1075190
>Implying Vince doesn't eat ass like he's Pac Man
The beginning of Raw isn't a thirty minute promo?
Is this real right now?
>>1075127
Tea
Is taima shitting the bed for anyone else?
Shit Day vs Based European Superpowers!
>no 20 minute promo to open raw
WTF is this shit?
Can i have a (You) please?
Why are the league so stupid and not going after Nig Day 4v3 or 3v3?
>>1075204
He ate the pin at roadblock
LoN are getting the titles right now
screencap this
>>1075198
hi :3
>>1075198
/kpg/ here
>>1075215
(You)
>>1075213
+ Mexican
>League of Nations vs New Day
Fuck off
Did something happen backstage? They open straight up like that?
No Roadblock video package? No Authority opening promo?
>>1075190
he's not an expert on analingus. Unlike you, faggot
>Start RAW with a Tag Team Championship match.
Was there an entire opening segment before this and we weren't shown? Is this pre-recorded and shown out of order? Am I dreaming?
>>1075216
Considering they're in the Authority's favour, I'm surprised they don't swing things in their favour. Like having one of them be the special ref or something,
>>1075194
Nah. Nothing left for her to do until Mania
>>1075215
>>1075215
mmmm let me think
@1075215
No.
>>1075216
Don't think you can win the titles in a 3v3 match.
>yfw the Ascension comes out and challenges New Day to a !atch at Mania
>>1075215
"no"
>>1075198
/a/ here
>Xavier wrestling
I wonder who's eating the pin
>>1075192
it was the other two you fucking idiot. Goddamn, did you even watch? FUCK YOU AND FUCK OFF
Kofi: WHERE SHE AT THO?!
Lana and Rusev BTFO
Wait, is Raw on? Why the fuck is it an hour early? It's barely midnight in uk
>>1075215
Sup nerd
> We won't get a based New Day vs. Dudley Boyz feud going into Mania where Spike returns to even the odds
Have Los Matadores been fired yet?
>xavier is wrestling
Oh shit. Theyre dropping the titles.
New Day are just a bunch of uppity niggers. Only love brother.
-HH
>>1075210
Not even a recap??
Although this match is kind of a recap
>>1075236
>yfw Xavier makes the winning pin
>>1075240
Americans celebrate day light savings a few weeks earlier.
>>1075240
Daylight savings time.
Why is this fat nig spanking a grown man in the ring
>>1075242
good
My wifes son loves new days attire
>The dindus in pink with dildoes on their fucking heads shaking their asses are the faces
Th..th..thanks sjws
>>1075252
Well at this point, yeah, it wouldn't be the same with THIS New Day.
>>1075251
WE FIGHT ON FRIDAY NIGHTS MAGGLE
Soooo, no Enzo and Cass?
>mfw yuropoops stay up until 3am every week to watch a show made for american children even though they can skim through it the next night
gimmie a (You) if you think this is pathetic
If it's ND vs LoN at Mania Im gonna go fucking crazy
Anyone else think ADR is underrated?
>Match to open raw
>Xavier wrestling instead of being ringside
WHAT AM I WATCHING!?!?!?!?
>>1075259
(You)
>>1075255
dude give it a fucking rest
>>1075260
Maybe you should go back there and stay
So who is supposed to be the babyface here? Also I thought Barrett left the company?
Also Big E is setting off my gaydar harder than ever.
>>1075259
I actually do it to shitpost here in real time
Don't give me a (You) don't fucking do it!!!
>>1075265
let him live
Anyone else love Xavier's Iron Sheik boots?
>>1075259
>>>(You)
>>1075264
How is it like to be BTFO on Saturday
>>1075243
I just assumed they wrestle the Ascension at house shows and Superstars for the past year-ish.
>>1075264
You're still alive?
I like the 20 min open promos, I feel like I'm missing something.
>>1075248
Who /m/ here?
I wonder if Xavier is a little rusty after all this time.
>>1075271
New Day with Seth as their reluctant "captain" was the best thing ever.
>>1075262
Not really, he is one of the strongest workers on the whole roster and a god tier heel.
>>1075276
This
>>1075276
sametbhfam
>>1075262
Everybody says that, but at this point ADR deserves what he gets for signing up to WWE. He was doing so well in AAA, but he got greedy and decided to throw his dignity, his skills, and his Mega Championship for more money and a shitty U.S. Tile reign.
rate /wooo/tube's chat
>>1075282
Don't fucking agree with me little bitch
Is Kofi legit hurt? His elbow is taped up.
The Edge & Cringe Show That Totally Reeks of Awkwardness
>>1075288
leave him alone
http://www.wrestleview.com/wrestlers-birthdays
Who do you share a birthday with? Rocky Johnson and Vince McMahon for me.
>>1075286
-10/0
This match is going to end in dq
who /gif/ here?
booty on ym ass?
New day should be disbanded
>>1075294
For sure
>>1075292
Dude same here.
>>1075276
Yeah, me too
>>1075292
Christian.
![[screams internally] animu.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4JbDa1k.jpg "[screams internally] animu.jpg")
>>1075179
>he said he had a triforce tattoo in a promo
>thought he was joking
>just working the gimmick
>google it at some point during the week out of curiosity
>images of Xavier – long before New Day – boasting a triforce tattoo alongside LoZ cartridges
He's a faggot, apparently.
>Mfw Brits will tune in, in an hour's time acting surprised
At least you wont be staying up till 4 am losers
>>1075292
None of them
xavier is a great seller
God im falling asleep here and it's only been 15 mins. Kill me.
>tfw you realize everyone on screen right now will make it into the HoF one day
>Del Rio is the only one who deserves it
>>1075292
Nobody
Closests are AJ Styles and Velvet Sky (june 2nd) and gorilla monsoon (4th)
Rawly Reminder:
Do NOT respond to tripfags. Do not under any circumstances make them think they are welcome. When they are ignored they will stop acting like faggots and go back to anonymous. Thank you and stay safe.
Why is it starting an hour early?
Did I miss anything first 15 minutes? Why is this match happening?
Is this the first heel hot tag in WWE history?
>>1075305
Reminder that Xavier called Bloodborne bad because it was too hard
>>1075311
HoF is a work and means nothing.
>>1075311
>Rusev
>HoF
KEK
>>1075285
To be fair, being with AAA involves spending inordinate amounts of time in Mexico, and no one should be blamed for not wanting that.
This is a good match
Big E, Rusev and Lana have a threeway
how long will she stay alive?
Big e heart attack when
>>1075292
Taker
>booty to belly
>>1075300
you just want to look at macros being spammed, don't you?
>>1075292
literally no one
What is wood's finisher?
>>1075317
Reminder that Souls games are trash
>>1075315
Vince has extended raw to four hours so it's an hour earlier to let americans get a good nights sleep. The match is happening because why not?
>>1075315
Vince had a stroke in the ring during his promo.
And it's early because USA/Canada turns into daylights saving time
>>1075320
>still doesn't realize the HoF is completely meaningless and the WWE throw anyone who hasn't actively shit on or severed ties with company in just to kill time over WM weekend
Why do they call him Big E?
>>1075330
The Tromboner
who /candyd.oll/ here?
>>1075294
Unless the put the titles on LON in time to turn New Day face for WM and the MASSIVE cheers they're going to receive in Dallas. Then New Day keep trying to get the titles back for a while before winning MITB and freebirding the briefcase. Then Kofi and Xavier turn on Big E when he's about to cash it in, with Big E eventually succedding and cashing it in and becoming the new face of the company over Roman as was the original debate between Vince and HHH way back when.
>>1075330
Eat Defeat
>>1075330
Lost in the Woods?
RAW is already ON? One hour earlier?
Do you americans fix your clocks again?
>>1075330
A shining wizard
>>1075338
Right here my nigger
>every rusev hit
>yeeee uhhhh toe
What did he mean by this?
>>1075330
morning woods
So are New Day face or heel?
>that pop when Xavier rolled up Rusev
New day face confirmed
>new day retains
tripfags btfo
CLEAN FINISH
L
E
A
N
F
I
N
I
S
H
BASED XAVIER BASED XAVIER BASED XAVIER
FACE TURN NEW DAY
XAVIER GOT THE PIN!
Never saw that coming
>XAVIER PINNED RUSEV
WHAT
If this is the Mania match, fucking hell
Making New Day face makes sense but the crowd will never not chant "New Day sucks"
>>1075248
wow the league of jobbers is doing something i can watch now.
They are based heels now
New Day face turn here! IT'S HAPPENING!
>Rusev eating the pin
>Rusev eating the pin to Xavier
>Rusev eating the pin to Xavier via roll-up.
BASED BULLHAMMER
>LON actually getting over as heels
Xavier is like the 4th person to ever pin Rusev?
The bullhammer, camel clutch, whatever Del Rio does, why does the League of Jobbers have so many shit finishers?
Why is this still going
Who will interfere?
Enzo and Cass where are you?!
LON a lock to win the belts..right?
New Day don't seem to need them anymore at this point.
>league of jobbers
>>1075370
Jay Lethal.
THE LADS THE LADS THE LADS THE LADS THE LADS THE LADS THE LADS THE LADS THE LADS THE LADS THE LADS THE LADS THE LADS THE LADS THE LADS THE LADS THE LADS THE LADS THE LADS THE LADS THE LADS THE LADS THE LADS THE LADS THE LADS THE LADS THE LADS THE LADS THE LADS THE LADS THE LADS THE LADS THE LADS THE LADS THE LADS THE LADS THE LADS THE LADS THE LADS THE LADS THE LADS THE LADS THE LADS
BOOOOOOOORING
>Goodnight sweet prince
Are New Day faces now?
>>1075360
I mean, that's fair. Even when Angle was a face, he still got the "you suck" chants - only then, they were out of endearment.
This is actually DECENT heat LoN are getting
>>1075367
Did you take a break from wwe?
>THEY DON'T WANT NONE
Based Lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2J2U56s3ZY
>crackas
Good night, sweet prince.
FUCK WTF LEAGUE OF NATION IS SO BASED NOW
NEW DAY FACE TURN IS BASED TOO
>>1075379
Yes.
>4 irl tough guys beating up 3 nerds
This is the most realistic thing I've seen in a while watching WWE
The lads are still having fun
Why is it still going? WE GET IT, move on or have a save, fuck.
>start RAW with a good match instead of a boring promo
>make up for it with unnecessarily long heel beat down
>League of Jobbers is the most dominate faction
Well I guess the Wyatts really are done now.
>>1075375
Jay Lethal in New Day would actually be pretty based
