/wwe/ presents... Monday Night Raw gamethread 2 - Big Daddy Haku
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first for bring back hulk hogan
Second for /nogf/
>Deanetty
>brock backing down
wwe pls
A
FUCKING
CROWBAR
Anybody else from /a/ here?
Raw will get better, right?
>Brock forgot there's weapons under the ring
Why doesnt he just shoot Brock?
>Dean getting tossed into another feud that he's guaranteed to lose
>>1075547
Everybody wants Hulk Hogan back
Why is creative set on making Brock look like a geek every time he appears
>>1075586
inb4
>we all /a/
Fuck off weeb fuckfaces
>Dean/Brock at WM
Could be good. Dean should be champ right now though and fighting his heel turned best friend.
>Dean gets a crowbar out
>Brock still doesnt back down despite it not being a fair fight
>im supposed to cheer and support deanetty
>>1075587
When Kurt returns, yes :)
>>1075589
Cornette pls
So Lesnar isn't afraid of ripping a car apartwith his bare hands but can't handle a crowbar.
>>1075534
No weebo fags allowed
>>1075586
we all /a/ here
>>1075586
Jesus Peru, can't you let it go already?
NO MATTER WHAT DEaN WILL NEVER LOOK STRONG AGAINST BROCK
>Dean isn't over
>pure babyface pop
>let's go Ambrose!
>Got BROCK LESNAR heat
Deanetty shitters BTFO
Who here is waiting for based heel Jericho to cut a promo?
KURT
ANGLE
>that segment
who /renee/ here?
Kek my Dean BTFO Bitch Lesnar
wheres our silverback ryback?
>>1075586
yep
>>1075595
>Marking out for Deanetty
>>1075586
Reporting in
>>1075595
>>1075602
Fags.
So will Bork win at wm?
>Ryback with a jobber entrance
BURIED
>ryback gets a jobber entrance to kalisto
kek
>>1075612
>Wearing thigh highs
YES
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>>1075615
Speak for yourself gorillacuck.
>roidback
>Ryback coming out during a commercial
BERRIED
LEAKED KURT ANGLE RETURN THEME -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwbEcjYM-RU
RYBACK !!!!!!!
>evil Sin Cara
lol wtf
Ryback with jobbers entrance lol
>Sin Cara's outfit
Sin cara looks like a gimp
>>1075602
>tfw you will never sit in Hakus' lap drinking beer watching anime
why even live
BOTCH
>it's a Ryback is booked 50/50 episode
>that Sin Cara outfit
the fuck
>these lucha outfits
Muh dick
>Sin Cara vs Ryback
Gee, who's winning this one I wonder.
>Black Sin Cara
Nice
SIN CARA NEGRO IS BACK
>Kalisto dropped the belt on the jump
>mfw
NICE BOTCH
HHAAHA
>dropping the belt
HOLY SHIT
DID HE JUST JUMP FROM THE FLOOR OVER THE TOP ROPE?
how is this guy not getting pushed
Super Dragon and a butterfingered Kalisto
VENOM teaming with Sin Cara
>>1075586
>>1075638
Glad I wasn't the only one
Sin Cara looks better in a black vest than Roman does
>losing your belt
>>1075629
kill urself fat nigger
>>1075621
>butthurt
so Ryback shreks Sin Cara to set up a US belt match
IS THAT SIN CARA NEGRO?
>Sin Cara's outfit
WARDROBE BOTCH!
>>1075633
bitches wanna fuck me
cause I look like Rambo
>Ryback vs Sin Cara
TIME FOR BOTCHES
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>>1075634
RYBERG!!!!!
It's Gimp Cara!
>Ryback getting the jobber entrance
How is Pittsburgh crowd? Will they boo the hell out of Roman? Would they mark when he comes back?
>Sin Cara negro is back
>All these morons watching streams that are 5 minutes behind.
Stop being poor please.
Ryback should get the US belt and have open challenges each week where he face random indie midgets and beats them in 10 secs
This crowd is fucking dead lmao
Ryback confirmed crowd killer
Black Sin Cara is the most powerful of them all. It is Power Rangers all over again!
looks bad ass as fuck in black
>>1075675
Sometimes it takes a few seconds for posts to appear here
>>1075673
Roman is over, expect cheers
mfw an american was fat near me
>dead crowd
good job, roidback
>Ryback match
AND THE CROWD GOES MILD
Why is gimp batman fighting a roided up twink in his underwear?
you can hear a pin drop just about
>WE WANT ANGLE
COULD IT BE
>>1075679
You're dumb as fuck
WE WANT ANGLE
>beating people up pays the rent
Be right back, going to pick a fight in the streets.
Anime fags on /asp/ = cancer
>WE WANT ANGLE chant
Fucking vanilla midgets.
>we want angle
all these hopes getting crushed tonight
>>1075687
It gets the kids excited
Are they chanting "We Want Angle?"
Is this happening tonight?
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muh next goldbergfags BTFO
>mfw a Brit tuned in late for RAW cause he wanted to stay up till 4 am watching children's mandrama
anything important happen at the start?
>We Want Angle chants
Kek he aint cummin
Ryback has the same match every fucking time
>that failed lucha chant
K U R T
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>even kalisto can't keep this crowd alive
>>1075683
>mfw yuropoors are up at 5am for soap opera in tights
>Kalisto turning rudo
kek
>>1075701
>113,915 views
BOTCH
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I can dream
How can you not be impressed with the big guy?
>NO HEAT WHATSOEVER
based as fuck
Lmao deadest crowd ever
Come on, WWE. Sin Cara can be great if you leave him.
>Ryback did extra damage
Yep, Kalisto is going over
THAT LITERAL SILENT CROWD LMAO
Post YFW Angle comes out later to save Shane McMahon and the HITC match at Mania becomes Taker vs Angle.
tfw no Pokéfags to snuggle with
>Dumbasses thinking angle is coming out tonight
If Angle comes out tonight, /a/ is banned from these threads.
But hes not coming out so /a/ is here to stay.
>No reaction
Ryback confirmed not lasting the year
>Literally no one cares about Ryback winning
>And Eupoor and an American where being gay next to me
>that one guy chanting feed me less
which one of you was that?
>feed me less chant
Is Sin Cara a BOY NEXT DOOR?
LITTLE GUY
We /pol now with Rubio?
>>1075719
>those fucking angle chants
If only...
>size matters
Little dicks BTFO
SMARKS BTFO
SIZE MATTERS
>Size Matters
Okay, Vince, we get it. You have a small penis and you hate anyone under 6'2.
SIZE MATTERS
LITTLE GUY
RYBACK PUSH
SIZE MATTERS
LITTLE GUY
RYBACK PUSH
SIZE MATTERS
LITTLE GUY
RYBACK PUSH
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RYBACK PUSH
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LITTLE GUY
RYBACK PUSH
>ryback getting a singles match at mania
>owens isn't
what the actual fuck
>ryback talking
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So is Rybotch a heel or nah?
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>>1075720
Deal
>>1075702
everything was irrelevant
MANLETS BTFO
>segment with Steph
DONT MAKE ME LISTEN TO HER SHITTY MUSIC PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>He cuts a promo too
for fuck sakes
HAHAHAHAHA
NO ONE GIVES A FUCK
RYBACK CONFIRMED CROWD KILLER
MANLETS BTFO
>SIZE MATTERS
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>the angle is now about height
>insecure /fit/izens pop for it ITT
>Kalisto vs RyBerg at 'Mania
No
please no
somebody hold me
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>>1075738
Yeah. Turned a few weeks ago.
MANLETS BTFO
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This is literally /wwe/s dream feud, except executed poorly.
WTF DIDN'T KNOW RAW WAS ON YET. Anything happened in the first 50 minutes?
>>1075728
LITTLE MARCO BTFO
>>1075744
WELCOME TO THE FEMDOM
>Ryback vs Kalisto will possibly be on the main show card at Mania
Please keep this trash on the preshow
>>1075675
>paying the electric jew
How close is big guy to getting let go?
>people think Kalisto isn't getting that babyface underdog power level boost and beating Ryback
Wew /wwe/
>>1075744
IT'S THE QUEENDOM
WHERES THE KINGS BOW DOOOOWN
BASED FUCKING RYBACK
Angle coming out next!!!
>>1075744
queendom wigger shit.
>>1075720
I would leave these threads forever happily if it meant Angle could come back.
>>1075759
Please lose weight. I bet you like AJ Styles.
So, who /y/ here?
MANLETS BTFO
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See what happens when a good big guy beats a good little guy?
>literal silent crowd
>Let's give them a program for Mania
Jesus Christ
>Size Matters
Ryback confirmed losing so they can have a shitty feel good moment and cole will drop a shitty sound bite "Kalisto proving size doesnt matter!" When kalisto goes over.
>All these Manlet Smarks trying to talk shit to Da Based Guy
>Meet the Blacks
dat racisss
>>1075748
>insecure manlet projecting his insecurities because he cant handle banter
>>1075771
are they making yaoi for New Japan Young Lions now?
>>1075776
Exactly, /wwe/ btfo again
>>1075776
rey mysterio all over again. yawn.
>LU ad on USA Network
WWE BTFO AGAIN
WE WANT ANGLE
BASED CHRISLEY
>>1075780
>insecure /fit/izen being a hypocrite because he can't handle being called out on an anime imageboard
Angle when, 11pm exact?
>Ryback says "Size Matters"
>Smarks get triggered cause they're size queens, overweight, out of shape, and all their indie favorites are manlets
Based Ryback working the smarks top kek.
>>1075771
Jesus, New Day released a monster upon the community.
>only time on /asp/ where you can easily spot the eucucks cos of DST
we really need flags
>>1075789
During Stephanie's promo
>>1075784
And there's nothing you can do about it
All of this for a fucking ad?
OH YOU DIDN'T KNOW...
Time to take a dump
>All the Brits tuning in right now
IT'S THE QUEEEEEEEENDOM
>thigh high boots
Lads...
Why didn't they show THE BIG DOG?
>>1075790
INDEED
Angle's neck is held together by a pin and he's had multiple DUIs. WWE will never let him wrestle again.
>MUH DICK
She's starting to walk out retarded like her father
steph looking qt
>mad dog vachon in a hot dog commercial
We miss you, Mad Dog. RIP.
Fuck Stephanie is on point tonight.
AY YO HOL UP IS RAW ANY GOOD?
>>1075783
none. also nigger I just went to /sp/ and there were 4 anime related pics on the 1st page.
>>1075801
jericho shh
>Steph will never sit on your face
Stephanie should be coming out to "My Time"
>>1075804
This
>>1075792
when they make the pro wrestling board it should a nsfw board, have flags, id's and sound webms
>>1075794
>THE LITTLE GUY HAS DONE IT, MAGGLE!
>HE'S OVERCOME THE ODDS AGAIN!
it was boring to watch in 2006, please, not again 10 years later.
BEHOLD THE KING
THE KING OF KINGS
DING DONG WITH A DING DING DONG
LUG ME LUG ME LUG ME
Wait.. Why has raw started?
Shouldn't it be starting in 5 mins
Fuck me
>you will never tie up stephanie mcmahon and hate fuck her for hours
Why even live?
ALL HEIL
ON YOUR KNEES DOUG
>steph has an announcement
>she announces Hiatche's twenty minute promo
So is there a reason why the show didn't open like this?
>tfw my mom looks like Stephanie.
ON YOUR KNEES DOUG
TRIBBLE HADGE
>dat gut
Is she pregnant again?
>>1075814
TIME FOR A FUCKING HHH PROMO
>SEE, QUITE FRANKLY
>IN THIS BUSINESS
>Triple H no-selling his injuries
>>1075819
Fuck off
>>1075798
>thinking brits dont watch the 1 hour show before Raw
>no pop or heat for Haitch
Hahahahahhahah
LOOK UP AT TWITTER, ANGLE WAS SPOTTED AT BACKSTAGE
>>1075821
Welcome to daylight savings
>>1075821
Clocks got set back an hour in freedom country
>>1075827
They were expecting europoors who tuned it just now because they didn't know about summer time
HOLY SHIT IT'S CONFIRMED
KURT RETURNING IN THIS SEGMENT
SHOVELMASTER VS BALEE DAT VS KURT ANGLE MAIN EVENT AT WM32
JBL said Haitch is a 15 time world champion
It will happen, won't it?
>>1075818
We have to give the babies there bottles sometimes
>>1075831
H I G H T E S T
SEE THE THING IS DEANO
Oh great, time for another 20 minute segment where Haitch masturbates about how great he is.
>>1075827
They had to have Ryback right before to kill any energy the crowd had so Roman wont be booed so much.
I guess the 20 minute promo was just an hour late.
Is there any way they could make us care less about this feud?
>>1075586
>>1075602
>>1075821
Hello Brit
>Mfw Brits tuning in right now probably think RAW is just starting cause of the obligatory 20 min promo but an hour has already gone by
Angle Time?
YOU SEE
QUITE FRANKLY
THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS
QUITE FRANKLY
>Reigns v HHH at WM
fuck they're actually gonna go through with this
>>1075843
That makes sense actually.
HHH gets less of a reaction than Tyler Breeze
LMAO DEANETTY FANS BTFOLMAO DEANETTY FANS BTFOLMAO DEANETTY FANS BTFOLMAO DEANETTY FANS BTFOLMAO DEANETTY FANS BTFOLMAO DEANETTY FANS BTFOLMAO DEANETTY FANS BTFO
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