RAW GAMETHREAD 4: USO Boring Edition
1st for /a/
no weebos allowed
WHO /BOLIEVE/ HERE?
>Bo overselling like HBK on crack
top kek
WHO /BOTRAIN/ HERE
>Their FAT ASS father
Ayy lmao
flying usos maggle
ugh
this is just sad
Its Wrestlemania season......
MUH SUPERKICKS
Rakishi BTFO
Dudley's rekt those islandcoons
They use their shitty Samoan culture as a crutch
Wew
>Bubba Ray calling anyone fat
What if Ziggler wins tonight, and the match he chooses at Wrestlemania is to be inserted into the Shane v Taker match so he can help get rid of the authority forever? Ziggler can do all the crazy spots and bump around Taker then Shane can help win with his one trademark insane spot and that way they match actually becomes passable.
>>1076752
>This are Wrestlemania Hype RAWs
Literally me - intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor
The crowd is beyond dead
What is heat
Who /FAT ASS/ here?
WE ONLY KICK EDITION
>the jobcast
I STILL BO LIEVE
DUDLEY BOYZ BLEW THE SAMOANS OUT
>Mfw fat anime fag near me
Based Bubba redpilling everyone on the Samoan faggots
>FATASS father
Did I just hear Scott Steiner on commentary?
FATASSES
>>1076752
>>1076755
WE RUN THIS SHIT
MICK FOLEY SIGHTING
>>1076788
Sunday Nights
MICK FOLEY
My Dean gunna bash Brocks head in
FOLEY IS GOD FOLEY IS GOD FOLEY IS GOD FOLEY IS GOD FOLEY IS GOD FOLEY IS GOD FOLEY IS GOD FOLEY IS GOD FOLEY IS GOD FOLEY IS GOD FOLEY IS GOD FOLEY IS GOD FOLEY IS GOD FOLEY IS GOD FOLEY IS GOD FOLEY IS GOD FOLEY IS GOD FOLEY IS GOD FOLEY IS GOD FOLEY IS GOD FOLEY IS GOD FOLEY IS GOD FOLEY IS GOD FOLEY IS GOD FOLEY IS GOD FOLEY IS GOD FOLEY IS GOD FOLEY IS GOD FOLEY IS GOD FOLEY IS GOD FOLEY IS GOD FOLEY IS GOD FOLEY IS GOD FOLEY IS GOD FOLEY IS GOD FOLEY IS GOD FOLEY IS GOD FOLEY IS GOD FOLEY IS GOD FOLEY IS GOD FOLEY IS GOD FOLEY IS GOD FOLEY IS GOD FOLEY IS GOD FOLEY IS GOD FOLEY IS GOD FOLEY IS GOD FOLEY IS GOD FOLEY IS GOD FOLEY IS GOD FOLEY IS GOD FOLEY IS GOD FOLEY IS GOD FOLEY IS GOD FOLEY IS GOD FOLEY IS GOD FOLEY IS GOD FOLEY IS GOD FOLEY IS GOD FOLEY IS GOD FOLEY IS GOD FOLEY IS GOD FOLEY IS GOD FOLEY IS GOD FOLEY IS GOD FOLEY IS GOD FOLEY IS GOD FOLEY IS GOD FOLEY IS GOD FOLEY IS GOD FOLEY IS GOD FOLEY IS GOD FOLEY IS GOD FOLEY IS GOD FOLEY IS GOD FOLEY IS GOD FOLEY IS GOD FOLEY IS GOD FOLEY IS GOD FOLEY IS GOD FOLEY IS GOD FOLEY IS GOD FOLEY IS GOD FOLEY IS GOD FOLEY IS GOD FOLEY IS GOD FOLEY IS GOD FOLEY IS GOD FOLEY IS GOD FOLEY IS GOD FOLEY IS GOD FOLEY IS GOD FOLEY IS GOD FOLEY IS GOD FOLEY IS GOD FOLEY IS GOD FOLEY IS GOD FOLEY IS GOD FOLEY IS GOD FOLEY IS GOD FOLEY IS GOD FOLEY IS GOD FOLEY IS GOD FOLEY IS GOD FOLEY IS GOD FOLEY IS GOD FOLEY IS GOD FOLEY IS GOD FOLEY IS GOD FOLEY IS GOD FOLEY IS GOD FOLEY IS GOD FOLEY IS GOD FOLEY IS GOD FOLEY IS GOD FOLEY IS GOD FOLEY IS GOD FOLEY IS GOD FOLEY IS GOD FOLEY IS GOD
I can actually see the resemblance in Noelle's face now. Fuck.
Who /feg/ here?
I made Becky Lynch
IT'S MRS FOLEY'S LITTLE BOY'S LITTLE GIRL'S REALLY OLD CRIPPLED FATHER
FOLEY FOLEY FOLEY FOLEY FOLEY FOLEY FOLEY FOLEY FOLEY FOLEY FOLEY FOLEY FOLEY FOLEY FOLEY
mick foley looks like my uncle
FOLEY IS GOD
>Baredwire Baseball bat incoming
MICK
I
C
K
AFTER HE TALKED ALL THAT SHIT AND SAID HE'D NEVER WATCH RAW AGAIN
Mr socko?
>Mfw a clinical retard who lurked /a/ was obese near me
WHERES NOEL AND HER PHAT ASS
>FICK MOLEY
>CHEAP POP
>mfw pokefags got killed off forever
>its a papa foley convinces meme ambrose to fight someone episode
>WHY DEAN WHY
FUCK I MISS BENOIT
>YFW Mick gives Dean Mr. Socko
post the video of Mick and Dean getting into a fight
>Foley shows up
>Cheap pops with the name of the city
THEY KNOW
Reminder that Foley has CTE and will be shitting in diapers in a few years.
>>1076826
Sleep tight kitty
CACTUS JACK
DUDE LOVE
MANKIND
MIKE FOLEY
>>1076800
You're still here?
Mick Foley, meet Mick Foley Jr.
Didnt Dean and Foley almost get into a shoot fight?
holy shit mick foley is braindead
WHY didnt he challenge Brock to a deathmatch?
>>1076752
/va/ here
>Right here in Pennsylvania
IT'S BARBIE
>it's not Mr Socko
THE BAT
THE BARBWIRE
>deep dark resources of your mind
BASED FOLEY PASSING THE CRAZY (BARBED WIRE BAT) TORCH
>>1076816
FUCKING CALLED IT!
OH FUCK OFF.
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OH SHIT
>that rubber barbed wire
dolph ziggler
ugh
>Ziggler
>>1076837
>MIKE
>>1076820
I'm fucking dead
>>1076808
>Dean's going over
>I know this to be true
Mr CZW is back! Chanel your inner outlaw Deano.
>>1076826
>ywn be this comfy
>tfw Ambrose/Lesnar is carrying the hype for Wrestlemania by itself
DEAN AMBROSE CASTED AS NEGAN CONFIRMED
iT'S A SPIKED BASEBALL BAT!
Dean going over confirmed
No fucking way he loses off after getting a rub from a HOF
>barbie
THANK YOU, SANTA!
>Haitch midcarding
DEAN IS THE NEW CACTUS
>Dean will be a fan favorite who destroys his body and gets constantly disrespected
WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE
>an hour left
Ziggler HHH iron man match confirmed
>>1076816
nice call
PG WEAPONS BLOWN OUT
Muh boy Dean just absorbed Based Foleys hardcore power levels
The torch has been passed on
Its Deans time
IM GONNA TAKE YOU TO THE COMBAT ZONE BROCK
>>1076841
>people actually got worked by that
wew
>THIS ISN'T EVEN THE MAIN EVENT
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS RAW?
>>1076837
>>1076859
I'm just going to assume you're on a phone and it spell checked?
Will they ever give Dean a deathmatch in WWE?
>>1076865
>DEAN AMBROSE CASTED AS NEGAN CONFIRMED
how can he be Negan if WE'RE ALL NEGAN
>>1076870
CONFIRMED
BASED FOLEY STRIKES AGAIN
>>1076837
>Mike
FOOOOOOOOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY
Someone call?
>>1076872
Still have Shaneo, Vince and Taker
I would love if Dean wins by pulling some crazy hardcore shit on Brock. It doesn't hurt Brock if Dean has to go to war in order to beat him.
Why does the bat look so different now?
>Spiked Baseball Bat
>WWE shits itself anytime someone bleeds
DEANETTY
>>1076865
WERE ALL NEGAN
/wwe/ acting like Dean is based all of a sudden now
Don't try and change your minds now
Neat segment but they shouldn't have had him open the box. Everyone who isn't a casual knew what was inside, but the pop at WM would have been huge if he opened the box during the match after pulling it out from underneath the ring.
I also liked Ambrose with a crow bar, but this is cool, too.
who /shovels worms/ here?
>>1076872
30 minutes of that is for Undertaker walking down to meet Shane and Vince
>Foley passing the torch to dean
Kek confirmed jobbing to brock
>>1076867
But that HOFer is Mick Foley. The man who made a career of making others look good. Ambrose is doomed.
Ziggler is going to go over haitch with the sweet chin music and fame asset DX combo. Reminder haitch is weak to DX moves.
tfw no Poképals to hang around and share some feelings with
1 ON 1 WIT DA UNDATAKA PLAYA
>>1076816
Its not the same senpai
Foley fucked people up by rubbing it on their foreheads and setting it on fire
Its useless, Brock isn't gonna do any of that shit
>>1076898
Triple H doesn't exist where he is without HBK and Foley.
>>1076887
Do you think they'd have the same bat from nearly 20 years ago?
>>1076861
Hes going over Brock no doubt
>Roman with the return and distraction for Trips to lose
>being so desperate for Roman to get over they need to use Dolph Ziggler
Hey, it's Candle Jack! Will he be at Wrestlema
Dammit Peter Dinklage, fist Pixels now this? Does HBO get anyone anywhere?
this Raw has zero flow, what gives?
>>1076898
Mick Foley has also won the world championship multiple times
>Trips not the main event
BURIED
UFC BTFO
>>1076895
Then he will say something like "What's up?" Then it's another 30 minutes to go away
>>1076910
How high was she here
Am I the only one with a hard-on right now?
Be honest
>the "Did you Know?" segment is sponsored
>>1076916
It started an hour earlier today for what it's worth
>pick any match except the main event
>if you beat the guy in the main event
What?
>No pop
>>1076917
And kept it for like a week.
>>1076910
this is sad to watch
>>1076905
>the guy who bladed despite orders not to isn't going to do hardcore spots at the biggest event of the year
>It's a both of Trip's themes play in the same RAW RAW
>Its been three years since curtis axel
based game
Literally zero reaction for HHH
>>1076910
Becky is so beautiful and sexy
but fuck it looks like she's either drugged out of her mind and/or the room is baked to like 120 degrees.
Based Trips will squash that fuckboy ziggler
HHH has one of the best entrances 2bh
>>1076907
Obviously not, it just looks weird
>>1076924
no it didn't you fucking idiot neet fool
when on earth did he switch back to this music? i
>>1076937
I agree
>>1076907
I have the same underwear from 20 years ago, so yes
>>1076937
Trips buried
>>1076892
If Clinton can change her mind about everything she's stood for, /wwe/ can too.
>>1076937
Liar!
>>1076937
It's the water
>>1076938
kek
>2016
>Triple Bitch is still wrestling
>>1076906
No one exists in wrestling without someone else. Who is Hogan without Sheiky baby? Who is the Rock without Foley and Austin? Who is Austin without the Rock and Vince?
>>1076937
How late do you stay up for this shit?
>>1076942
he uses this music for matches
>>1076909
>One pedigree
>Many crushed dreams
I'll give you props though, you don't give up
My dad said triple h is roiding
Is he right
>HHH gets two entrances
Look, you may be a 14, 15, hell even 16 time world champion, big deal, it's all fake. You never never beat me, you never beat anyone
5 minutes just for Haitch's intro
>>1076935
I think someone described it best with
>She looks like an android being forced to do this against her will
>>1076956
Fuck off, skeleton
Raw has been the HHH show for almost two decades now
Do white people really not mind when someone spits on them? Why are those plebs in the front row clapping that HHH spit on them?
>>1076944
underrated post
dubs prove it
Why isn't this the main event?
>>1076952
not true, your mom retired last year
>SHOVEL TIME
>>1076910
Who else paused this at the 11 second mark?
>>1076955
thats crazy
Idgaf what anyone rhinks
Hunter is a great worker
>>1076938
Literally beat me to it.
>>1076942
When Doug finally got on his knees.
>>1076887
I swear JBL is saying Dolph Zigger
At least Dolph gets to say he got pinned clean by HHH
What signs would /wwe/ bring to RAW?
>>1076956
Leave spooks!
>>1076958
Scott Steiner said he'd take a piss test if Triple H did
He left because it never happened
Pretty much.
>>1076965
White people fuck their dogs so spit is nothing to them
HOLY FUCKING SHIT I FIGURED MY DAD WOULD FUCKING BE ASLEEP BY NOW AND NOT COME INTO MY ROOM TO TALK SHIT ABOUT ME WATCHING WRESTLING
OF COURSE NOT AND OF COURSE THE MOMENT HE BARGES INTO MY ROOM IS THE MOMENT HHH IS SPITTING THE WATER OUT OF HIS MOUTH AND HE FUCKING SAYS "WHATS HE DOING? SPITTING CUM OUT OF HIS MOUTH?"
FUCK OFF
>>1076978
BECKETTY > SASHA MINX
>dad who hasn't watch wrestling in 15+ years walks in as this match starts
>sees HHH is wrestling so he stops for a second
>asks who that "kid dressed as Michaels is"
>>1076964
that's what happens when you marry the bosses daughter.
>>1076963
"no"
>>1076966
Thanks anon your dubs speak no lies
>>1076974
kek
>>1076985
DAD FACE TURN
>>1076844
I love that poster.
>>1076978
>He does it for free
>>1076982
Every monday
>>1076985
kek
>>1076974
top fucking kek
>>1076985
>>1076982
Lel
>>1076910
>dat look at 0:16
muh dik
the lack of heat for this is embarrassing
>>1076982
This is my favorite meme
This and "my wifes boyfriend"
Can someone post that btw
>>1076982
>Stealing my gimmick
>>1076978
Glass of milk section
HUNTER TALKS TOO MUCH
>>1076982
Not up to quality but still decent shitpost
>>1077000
Because everyone knows it's just another futile attempt to get cheers for Roman.
Man that dropkick was based.
SHUT UP DOLPH
YOU TALK SO FUCKING LOUD
Think the crowd just realized Kurt is never coming back
>>1077007
based on what?
When did Shawn get so scrawny?
RIP shoulder
Hard bump
ZIG INJURIED
>>1076978
HERE'S THE THING on one side and FACT OF THE MATTER IS on the other side
Hold it up whever Triple H is talking
>>1077010
your moms cunt
>>1077010
shit
sometimes I hate knowing the meta behind this show.
No matter how much I want somethign it will never happen because I know how retarded wwe booking is
>>1076910
Who is this?
>" i must sell everything!!"
>>1077011
The AIDS finally caught up to him.
>>1076978
AYOOOOO
>Dolph wins
>"At Mania, Steph, I want a match with... Kurt Angle"
>the horns play
Hello lads
Here to remind you that Ryback was trending again this week but Deanetty wasn't.
>>1077024
timestamp it you faggot.
>>1077024
What are Dean's memes?
>>1077024
BIG GUY
>>1077015
>being so butthurt over bait you searched for beastiality porn and saved it to your computer
m8...
>>1077000
Because anyone with two brain cells to rub together knows this will just be another attempt (and failure) to get Ramen Reens over.
>>1076978
PORPOISES1925 SAYS I JUST SPOILED YOUR ASS
>dad walks in
>sees HHH
>Starts talking about how he remembers me hating HHH when I was a kid even though he's always liked him because they were the same age
>I said "Huh, that's funny. You're the same age but he's a millionaire that is world famous, helps run a big company and you're a divorced guy that no one but me talks to"
>dad got quiet and walked out of the room
did I fug up?
>>1077024
>Read the hashtag
>Nearly every post is about how shitty he is
>>1077023
I don't.... suck!
>>1077027
>watching ROADBLOCK
>that one point when trips clothesline deanetty head off
>HHH asks the reff: 'is he alright?'
>reff then asked deanetty if he's alright
SEE THE THING IS HEEL OR FACE
TRIPOL H IS BASED AS FUCK
>>1077015
THE GOAT
>>1077029
>black on goat
>bestiality
Pick only 1
>>1077029
Who is more butthurt, him or the ass raped goat
>>1077024
BIG GUY IS HUNGRY
>>1076978
>>1077024
>#Pumprules
>>1077023
>Dolph wins
>Dolph wins
>"At Mania, Steph, I want a match with... you"
How hard do you mark?
>inb4 Ziggler wins and demands a match against Sting
>>1077033
Shit pasta
>>1077024
You've posted this exact same list which goes in the exact same order at least 4 times now.
Fuck off gorillacuck.
>>1077026
Go check twitter now
>tfw these threads convince me I'm missing funny RAWs
>>1077027
Watch him wrestle and you'll know
ziggler v the rest of the spirit squad at mania how hard do you mark
Reigns incoming soon
Just got off of work, anything interesting at all happen?
