Sleep tight Duce
>>143014622
Fuck you.
First for fluff.
FUCK YOU
Hello
Reminder that if you do the "first" and "last" shit you are cancer and need to die.
>streaming
The fuck anon
Posting best scene from the movie.
https://a.pomf.cat/tgkkvu.webm
>The Uni girls get to see this every day
>>143014728
We don't need that thing, get it out of your mouth
pew pew
>>143014705
But if you're not first, you're last.
ChouCho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Un9UiVL6Dms
Bully ALL the garupons while you still can
>>143014758
They also see it when she takes a poo.
Duce's dirty socks
Why is Miho so gay?
>>143014758
>>143014758
Lucky them
Why is Momo such a crybaby?
>>143014893
Everyone involved with the Nishizumi is gayer than a monkey on nitrous oxide.
OK guys, I'm dipping my toe in the water: Is pic related a good tank book to start, or do you recommend anything else?
>>143014893
Miho is a harem protag done right. Gets all the bitches but only has her eyes on her sister.
Tea time!
>>143015124
>Not fresh from the source
Plebs
>>143015022
Chieftain's hatch on youtube has some nice tank stuff. That's also a good start.
I want Shizuka to milk me dry!
Kaichou's little secret!
>>143015180
You have to pay a lot more for that.
>>143015274
Rin pleasewait your turn
>>143015295
She hasn't started growing hair down there?
Damn. Such a pity the archives lost this part of the past.
>>143014930
Because she's best girl. Her tough front she puts up is adorable.
>>143015274
Sanity is overrated.
>>143015022
>idolizing the faggot that attacked the bonus army
>>143015838
Bully thread?
>>143016040
Pls don't bully Erika.
>>143016098
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvF3awImJac
>When she sees your dick
I want to gently bully this creature.
>how
>>143014830
Seem like I unconciously quoted that doujin in the last thread. Nevermind, it pictures my point perfectly.
also it's pretty good
http://dynasty-scans.com/chapters/rooftop_1
>>143016247
Tell her she's no longer allowed to TOTSUGEKI!
>>143016366
Feels like the OVAs kind of killed any drive for Strike Witches.
No hype for the next SW season in Japan.
>>143016221
Who is the smuggest of the Garupans?
>>143016461
Love is dead
>>143014772
did somebody say...
>>143016461
It's amazing how shittily handled SW was compared to GuP. S2 was way too deep in the safe zone and pretty much cloned the plot and episode progression that S1 had. Also Yoshika is fucking shit and she makes Miho look awesome.
>>143016468
Smug-chan
>>143016468
Is this a real question?
>>143016517
Just sleeping.
>>143016461
Maybe they shouldn't have picked the shittiest squad.
>>143016396
>gently bully
>no longer
>she would probably commit seppuku.
just tell her anyone who says TOTSUGEKI first today can't have dinner.
>>143016603
I want Saori to milk me with her thick thighs
>>143016564
Despite her friendly exterior Miho is a calculating military strategist sociopath, I can't even compare her to Yoshika.
>>143014654
Of all things it must have ended with this.
Why?
>>143016468
This one
Don't forget to donate blood.
Your blood can save a senshado maiden!
>>143016596
Anime adaptation of Nogami's SW work never.
http://exhentai.org/g/57142/6e1d4a5779/
>>143016702
I want Yukari to poke needles in me!
>>143016396
>>143016631
Make the entire Chihatan team practice nothing but retreats all day.
>>143015486
>Maho and Yukari
>>143016702
I can't donate blood in the US. I lived in the UK in the early 90s for a period longer than three months so they consider me a risk of mad cow disease.
>>143015838
Pleb.
If you REALLY want to bully her, let Erika build Models in front of her.
>>143016796
And do you have mad cows?
>>143016593
There hasn't been a proper thread for months. Even SW threads on Futaba are quiet. It's over.
>>143016603
FAT
>>143016750
I want to poke needles in Yukari! Especially in her nipples!
>>143016841
Does Saori count?
>>143016702
>'Nonna, any idea why they didn't want us to promote blood donation?'
>>143016841
Don't think so. The perspective of the US medical community is even if we don't know that disease can be given through blood transfusion and even if we don't know whether it can incubate for decades without any symptoms it's better safe than sorry to just not let Brits get free money for their plasma.
>>143016841
Doesn't matter, it's a lifetime ban.
Same with anyone who's had buttsex with another dude
>>143016677
And that's what makes her fun, Miho wasn't just some cookie-cutter selfinsert or generic genki girl, she had a distinct personality that you don't always see in a female anime MC.
Yoshika was a non-character, a crappily written boring audience surrogate that could go OP and get speshul powers whenever the plot demanded, because the SW writers were effectively playing a zero-risk game and didn't want any MC that stood out. And it looks like Brave Witches is going to make the same mistake again with an MC that looks just like Yoshika.
>>143014654
What doujin?
I want to embarrass the Duce and poke her!
>>143014725
That was the hypest shit, I actually started giggling and crying.
>>143016997
THAT one
Friendly reminder that Darjeeling will lose to Miho in S3
BREXIT NOW
>>143016882
It'll wake up with the new anime.
>>143016697
No, it's this one
Have you already stopped loving Nishi?
>>143017038
There are so many of them, though.
>>143016763
>retreat
It won't work anon, the whole team would shout "turn reverse and TOTSUGEKI" happily and parctice it all day.
>>143017127
She charged off as quickly as she charged in.
My Finnish beauty is still here though.
Rastvitali yablani i grusha
Paplyli tumani nat rikoy
Vykhadila na byerik katyusha
Na vysoky byerik na krutoy
Vykhadila, pyenyu zavadila
Pra stipano, sizava arla
Pra tavo katorava lyublila
Pra tavo tchi pisma birigla
Oy, ty, pyesnya, pisyenka divikhchya
Ty liti za yasnym soltsim fslyet
I voytsu dalyech pagraduchye
Ot katyushi pirigay privyet
Pust' on fspomnit dyevushku prastuyu
Pust' islychit, kak ana payot
Pust' on zyemlyu birizhot radnuyu
A lyubov' katyusha sbirizhot
Rastvitali yablani i grusha
Paplyli tumani nat rikoy
Vykhadila na byerik katyusha
Na vysoky byerik na krutoy
>>143017193
That faster off-vocal version in the movie was great, too.
>>143017076
>rosbeefs getting this desperate
>>143017127
As much as I like Nishi. Others hold my heart.
>>143016908
Fat in all the right places.
>>143016568
She has a name now.
>>143017331
Yes, Rapeface-chan
>>143017298
Pierre, we're going to leave your union; buy anime for a much cheaper price then you'll ever be able to with your socialist economy; and we're going to make anime real.
>>143017399
I'm a rock now?
>>143017331
I want Colzafaccia to touch my cazzo and whisper to my ears, "Ce l'hai piccolo."
>>143016882
That's because it's shit mate. Be honest, you know GuP is better in every way.
>>143016882
Brave Witches will do it. Even though while reading about the cast, their powers and destrutive tendencies I expected some Symphogear-tier stuff and then saw the new PV which was the old "pew pew Neuroi lasers" again, my hope is still alive.
Fuck the notYoshika though.
https://a.pomf.cat/cjutcz.webm
>>143017127
Nishi is earnest, loyal, willing to learn and has a big heart, a good wife and proper lady without doubt.
>but while Nishi is a good choice for marriage there are other best girls for a crazy love affair
>>143016882
Helma.us
>>143017331
Isn't that what we've been calling her the whole time?
>>143017493
The GuP anime is better, but I like the wider SWverse better.
>>143017127
Rosehip > Nishi > Arisu > Mika
Sorry about that mate.
>>143017646
What about Uni team?
>>143017512
How would Nishi react if she found out you cheated on her?
>>143017646
What about Clara?
>113 posts
>DUCEposting hasnt started
wtf is going on?
>>143017697
Have you watched Patriotism?
I am confused, which one is which?
>>143017646
Mikko > Rosehip
>>143017714
Italians are eating.
>>143016066
I want to feel that rosehip
>>143017705
She is just Nonna 2.0
>>143017738
It makes me unsecure that little girls are better tank drivers than me.
>>143017819
Or that they stronger than you
>>143017819
You're supposed to pilot planes, not drive tanks Faggot McFagfag
>>143017508
Well I'm pretty sure that even Brave Witches aren't the type to suplex a space shuttle.
Caesar gets no love in these threads
>>143017127
Frankly, I'm amazed how they keep on churning out best girls after best girls. The core cast was already lovable, but they managed to top themselves. I wonder what kind of character will become the fan favorite next time around.
Semen demons.
>>143017906
Ugliest.
>>143017970
But that's not Naomi or Arisa
>>143017508
I was pretty hype for Brave Witches until I heard they were adding a Yoshika v2
Absolutely terrible
>>143017906
She's happily married, what more could she want?
>>143017968
what Garupon ISN'T a semen demon, honestly?
Taka-chan
>>143017992
Hey fuck you
>>143017970
To the arena you go.
>>143017906
She doesn't get enough fan art.
>>143017697
>implying I was implying things like cheating
Nah anon I'm talking about different choices under different situations
Say, if I was diagnosed with cancer, I would leave Nishi and throw myself into a love affair with girls like Mika. As I don't have enough guts to finish it she can help me enjoying every second left in my life to the limit and I won't become her budget, after happily letting her dry my bank account out and watching her gone with WIND I would have no choice but calmly shooting myself.
>with no remorse
>>143018028
saki, fukuda,
>>143018039
>misses rest of Hippo team giggling.
>>143017992
>naomi
>arisa
>ugly
>>143018080
>not wanting to cure saki's autism with a dicking
anon pls
Girls with a big appetite are love.
>>143018009
Same, but I don't think she looks like Yoshika, more like some Destroyer from Kancolle.
>>143018080
Are you gay, son?
>>143018113
Naomi is a fugly butch, there's nothing appealing about her unless you are into guys...oh, okay.
>>143017992
Get some taste, anon.
official art
>>143018177
She manages to look even loli-er than Katyusha, my brain just can't
>>143018062
Hippos got the shaft end of the fandom
>>143018246
can't what?
>>143018156
You'll only end up with a fatass at that rate.
>>143018177
I hope we get a S2 and Fukuda grows a little because currently she does nothing to me. nothing
>>143018292
>grows a little
>>143018192
I wanna get pounded by this 17 pounder-san
>>143018251
I still remember when everybody love Erwin
>>143018326
Shut up Nonna, you already have Katyusha
How do you like the Hippos as normies?
>>143018272
I think he's saying his brains are yelling "DAUGHTER!" so hard that his other brains doesn't manage to function.
>>143018367
One OVA wonder
>>143018381
They are ten times hotter than in their chuuni mode.
>>143018381
>normies
>>>/reddit/
>>143018420
>[x] Take Erwin's hat
>>143018367
https://a.pomf.cat/bptgow.webm
>>143018376
Lolis should be lolis forever
>>143018367
I still do, anon.
>>143018280
Healthy. Not fat.
>>143018381
I legitimately thought that was Mako on the left.
>>143018537
Sure thing Saori
>>143018381
It's shit.
>>143018585
You wouldn't a fat fucking seal
>>143018457
Anyone can post the "take off Erwin's hat you take off her hat, take off Erwin's hair color you may laugh your tear out" picture from some manga?
Bless you
>>143018466
>lolis should be lolis forever
then they are just midgets
>>143018537
Health becomes fat the moment she gets consistent sources of food.
>healthy
>>143018684
>Dat abdomen
Jesus Christ how horrifying
>>143018040
Arisa please. Even your bf dumped you.
>>143015124
Avvin a lemsip
>>143018367
We still do.
>>143018803
At least she had one, fatass
What did she mean by this?
When are we going to sing the Boko song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgaMh4XcDsg
>>143019280
>Rosehip's blonde sister
>>143019189
>>143019280
I need more of this pairing for reasons I don't quite understand.
>>143019189
Anal rape.
DUCE DUCE DUCE
https://a.uguu.se/nl0o6IiMuC5c.webm
>>143019280
>>143019627
the crackiest paring of them all
>>143019459
I want Erika to win against Shizuka!
Though at this moment I think KMM will lose because even though they apparently changed (fuck yeah Koume), BC remade themselves from scratch which I think scores more points in RW system (and that's also why Jajka will ultimately lose)
>>143019696
Has the next chapter of RW been translated yet?
>>143019736
You mean chapter 11? Yes, it's 100% translated and 25% typesetted
>>143019857
Neat, when will typesetting be done, approximately?
>>143019643
who is pigrelated?
>>143019839
Worst girl, best dog
What marches or songs do you guys think they should use for some of the other schools if they ever animate them?
Miho is such a good singer.
https://soundcloud.com/cxv61304/cambyd3rrh1y
>>143020010
Grüne Teufel, for some Panzerbrigade 150 based school
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=povGcNhZAyY
>>143019696
At least she managed to get some appreciation from Maho, it seems. Maho obviously doesn't approve the fire.
>>143020010
The one that was in the movie Rock.
>>143015022
Tigers in the Mud is good shit.
>>143018381
>>77725402
Hi VenomRoy.
>>143019696
She is growing more and more of being a "Victory over everything maniac" to "Maho won't be here next year, we must change and I must as well in our strategies"
It seems that does only work with the Nishizumi style
>>143020184
Oryou a cute
>>143020010
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stHE8L0S42E
I miss the old threads, they were a silly place. Season 2 can't come soon enough.
>>143020010
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2L8SYD6ar0
For a French team.
Alright, Groundless 12B is now officially finished (barring some minor things like proofreading), and I'll dump it in a few hours or so.
I'll also make it a double feature with a partial dump of Salty Road 1 (redux). It's still a WIP, but overall it's looking pretty good.
>>143020271
Good times.
>When she sees your dick
>>143020278
>France
>>143020224
One has to wonder if Maho already started to built her up as her successor.
Most probably she would take measures in time to prepare the school for when she leaves? I mean, it's the family school more or less.
>>143020271
This joke was done for real in the OVA by the rabbits.
Why does the wiki list Maho's age as 19? There's no way she can be anywhere older than 18, even the JP Wikipedia lists her age as 17.
>>143020293
Are you the person who does /ak/ releases? If so may I ask why your group does half honorifics and half not?
>>143020457
I still can't get over the Western references in this show, can't wait to see what's next.
>>143020555
Reminder that Darjeeling is a huge cunt to Rosehip
>>143020601
She is to all the non nobles.
>>143019923
No data on that yeat, I'm just a humble anon relaying info.
>>143020555
I only listened the Continuation and Pravda ones, seems that was a mistake.
>>143020524
I do a couple, but not all of them. I'm just a typesetter and editor along with posting some of the releases on both the wiki and Batoto (just because I find it easy to use).
In regards with honorifics, the different translators have different styles. Some do them with, some without. Quality control is not exactly high on the priority list for us.
>and I get an excuse to post this image again
>>143020601
>>143020601
Darjeeling is a cunt with pretty much everybody.
She does it so elegantly that nobody notices
>>142999728
>The T28 was only really useful in breaching the entrance. I'm reluctant to say it forced Ooarai into a worse tactical situation given that Ooarai missed the opportunity to shoot off its tracks from around the corner and thus halt the entire advance.
I bet Darjeeling would have dropped her tea when the T28 simply sheds its outer tracks and continues as if nothing had happened
>>143020694
St. Gloriana is great.
Chi-Ha-Tan is TOTSUGEKI
Ooarai is meh
University is great with the raging lesbo pedo trio
Who's the most popular girl in Japan?
>>143020457
Which OVA?
The Anzio one? I can't recall.
>>143020860you, anon
>>143020730
Clearly the sign of sexual frustration. Dar needs some serious banging.
>>143020847
Is she the ugliest thing to exist in GuP?
>>143020860
Darjeeling
>>143020939
Is fat popular nowadays?
>>143020946
But anon, that's not Sodoko.
>>143020946
>>143020946
That would be Saki
>>143020010
Erika of course!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fc-DgRO1SrQ
>>143017378
Only for your self-touching selfI know is redundant
>>143021041
I'll cut you, cunt.
>>143020847
It's just strong motherly instincts.
So Erika is the next KMM Kommander. Is the same age as Miho?
>>143020601
>huge cunt
I think you misunderstood that Gloriana skit. Darjeeling doesn't arrange the manners lesson because she's mean to Rosehip, she's raising her as a senshado asset. She sees her value, as evidenced by the last part, but is sure that the rest of Glorianas are too orthodox to accept Rosehip even if she personally nominated her as the captain. So in order to ease the tension, she wants Rosehip to become a bit more ladylike to give her a slight chance in the future, fully aware that she will never reach a 100% ojou level.
The fact that she's havin' a giggle at the same time is just Darjeeling being Darjeeling.
>>143016603
Is that the imprint of a buttplug in the figure?
They KNOW
>>143021152
>>143021152
No, they are lesbian pedophiles.
Just look at that Arisu
>>143021041
>implying Old One Saki needs to be seemingly-beautiful in ordinary people's eyes
>>143021033
Fight me faggot
>>143020945
Jingles pls
>>143020989
Fat will be always popular
>>143020860
Simply judging from the number of pics on Danbooru, it's Miho.
>>143018439
>he thinks Plebbit invented "normies"
Fucking David Eddings already used it in 2000
>>143021266
Scans fucking when?
>>143021266
Your projection capabilities are astounding, pedoniichan.
>>143021421
How about on pixiv? I don't know about the numbers but I always see new Anchovy pictures.
Reminder that ships are better than tanks.
I don't what this show was thinking because everything was a pile of shit.
Found the /ak/mobile
>>143021268
>Ah Autism
>Or some say Saki
>Do you hear our prayers?
>As you once did for the determined Boko
>Grant us ChouChous, grant us Chouchous
>Plant ChouChous in our chariots
>To cleanse our beastly chariot
>The grand sea of japan, hidden now, from sight
>Ooarai of course
>Let us sit about, and speak feverishly, Chatting into the wee hours of
>New tanks, of the higher chariot!
>>143021684
And even that has more armour than a Wiesel.
Have picture of this nice shrubbery for your trouble
>>143020293
Hey, Lardagus, do you remember the thing about maybe doing Haifuri subs?
After Haifuri is almost finished, I think it is not a great masterpiece, but it's /k/ enough to deserve a subs without glaring /k/ mistakes, after all.Plus leo-chan will give me hell if she doesn't get subs that I can't watch without laughing.Basically the only thing that I need help with are the exact speeds Mike orders - all else I think I got covered. You said you could help with that. Still up to it?
>>143020524
Different persons, different criterium. In the GuP BD episodes release, it was "-san gets taken out (unless its use becomes relevant), the rest are kept". Others had other criteria.
>>143020555
That was the translator localizing a Japanese joke
>>143020924
OVA 2, but he's wrong - the one they referenced was *PAM, not th efunniest joke
>>143021945
Speeds? Like when she is commands Full back or Flank?
Yeah, I'll see what I can do. Just give me the episodes and the times and I'll figure it out later.
>>143020924
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xU4ofXAyXxM
>>143022056
>the one they referenced was *PAM, not th efunniest joke
did you not open the image?
>>143021639
your existence is a pile of shit
>>143022152
I never got this joke. Is there a reason it's censored?
>>143022230
Spam is a brand.
>>143022230
it's from monty python
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anwy2MPT5RE
don't know why it's censored tho
>>143022230
>>143022280
Bypassing copyright. Otherwise, it costs money
>>143020010
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNxSlBNP6zQ
>>143022230
The same reason you see WcDonald's in anime.
>>143022333
>Sweden
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8GDLy9K2Fk
>>143022132
OK, I'll make a list after ep. 12
Cute family
>>143022496
Nice meme senpai.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8UucPqNcFo
>>143022588
My memes ain't just dreams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_tjxz4yS_U
Sweden is lost
>Your tea is delicious, Rosehip!
>>143022540
No problem. I technically need to watch episode 7 on anyway. I've been too busy in past weeks to be able to watch anything...Like blogshit-worthy family issues and deaths, but that's for another time and place.
>>143022496
>>143022642
Godammit, neither of these are that one nasheed track you hear in all the ISIS parody videos. You all know the one.
>>143022668
This is what /gup/ has come to.
>>143022668
I refuse to believe it
>>143022753
A bunch of perverts
>>143022567
Who is that on the right?
Miho is in Shihos arms, Maho walking towards her, so who is the woman there?
>>143019677
Their bumping was so intense it destroyed a house.
>>143022723
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4SzsGdIHHQ
This?
>>143022793
>nigger hand
Yup, checks out
>>143022850
Her childhood friend/maid.
Post rare Erikas.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZDJUTYDiq8
>>143022850
nanny
>>143022668
I hope everything you love is born with palsy.
>>143022668
Fuck this shit, i am out of here
>>143022857
That's the song alright, but why did you have to traumatize me with a video of the dub. I had successfully managed to avoid ever hearing it until just now.
Also, what's the name of the song?
>>143022723
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQoJvI8XUa0
>>143022907
At least something good has come from this.
>>143020010
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psH6TQL1u7A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtzKdoaD29I
>>143022857
Holy fuck at first I thought I was hearing a fandub, it was that bad. They don't even try to sound cute.
>>143022933
It's just not the same without constant cries of Allahu Akbar in the background. The verses are nowhere near as strong as the chorus either.
Also, why those a video of a static image have a framerate counter?
>>143022668
Dafuq?!??
>>143022933
What the fuck, this is fake sands pool music.
There aren't enough Snackbars to be the real thing.
>>143023018
I don't know, you asked for the track people use on those parody videos.
Just go to /gif/ or /wsg/ to see the "allahu ackbar" edits.
>>143022931
Salil Sawarim iirc
https://youtu.be/tBlWfpK0Nb0
>>143022901
>>143022931
>tfw the makers of this video had better voices than the official cast
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SSOQz3-eJw
>>143022931
I don't know. I was wondering about it too.
>>143022668
What's inside the box?
>>143014963
>Good Omens reference
>>143023121
A dick
>>143022668
I'm genuinely disgusted.
Are the manga listed on the /ak/ wiki all of the spin offs GuP have?
>>143023206
>liking the Tetris version over the real cheeki breeki
>>143023093
>abridged
>>143022642
500 years ago, Denmark invaded and every nobleman and cleric was executed.
When we kicked out the Danish and reclaimed our country, we could start over with a clean slate.
Pray that Putin pulls a Kristian II in the near future.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfKnvyt6-8s
>>143023330
Yes, your point being?
>>143017726
>ywn commit gory seppuku with Nishi while both of you are in prime blooming beautiful youth
>>143023330
Yes. It's really good.
>>143023353
Scheiß Franzacken
>>143022668
I've seen this picture before, but for a moment on opening it I genuinely thought that was a piece of meat
>>143023378
Yep, shame that Bandai_Visual have taken episodes 3 and 6 down.
Fuck Bandai_Visual
Post cutes
>>143023442
>>143023364
>Putin
You'll be even worse off if the Russians conquer you.
Just ditch your military and let Denmark give you what you deserve.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YygznNJ2-Hk
>>143022669We know, m8. Remember, IRL is more important than /a/inb4 asspains
>>143023505
Russia can barely deal with the land they have right now, I wouldn't worry about them
>>143023468
Why does our little commander look so unhappy?
>>143023442
stronk cutes
>>143022161
Thumbnail misled me
>>143023548
Because it's cold as shit.
>>143023550
I'm gonna fap to this later on
>>143023426
Les sanglots longs, des violons, de l'automne.
Blessent mon coeur, d'une langueur, monotone.
Daphné à Monica.
Il y a le feu à l'agence de voyage.
Inutile de s'y rendre.
>>143018251
In a lesser show their one-note personalities and idiosyncratic appearance would have made them the most popular characters.
>>143023508
That Shiho pic probably stands next to Eclairs bed.
>>143023545I know, but this place helps keep my mind off of things, otherwise I would have went crazy years ago.
Well, as my plans fell through today, I'll start the dump now! I present Groundless chapter 12 - The Eye of the Grim Reaper (part 2).
Pardon any minor mistakes, it's been a while since I worked on most of it. If any of you see something, say something and I'll fix it for a final release.
>>143023442
>>143022668
meh, I've seen far worse
but I hoped to get away from shit like this at /a/ at least.
>>143023864
Dammit Kay, you can't just exude sex like that.
>>143018280
Ill just spank the fat away.
So we take them on the road.
We'll make billions
>>143023999
Are the walrus really that calm to allow a human to get that close?
>>143018776
communism.jpg
>>143020010
>Saunders singing Marching Through Georgia in Engrish
Remember to vote Leave on the 23rd.
>>143024035
>thirty midgets driving tankettes
Final boss of Ribbon Warrior confirmed
>>143022567
>>143023508
What kind of madman do you have to be to even approach Shiho, let alone impregnate her?
>>143019857
spoonfeed me just once and tell me what you must know to be a typesetter.
>>143024163
One who is not a beta loser.
>>143023210
Yes.
>>143024163
You can only win if you aim the top.
>>143024104
Of course. Do it for Darj.
>>143024163
I'm surprised she only has 2 kids, I would just hug her huge tits and blow my load in her womb every day.
>>143020293
add tragic girls that are guns to the list and I will donate
>>143022850
That looks like an old woman's haircut, so I imagine Shiho's mom
>>143022668
Is this some sort of bacon?
>>143024068
They can be.
I just would not dare to try it. If a walrus decides it doesn't like you, you have a problem.
>>143020706
You are doing God's work and I love you guys. No homo.
>>143022857
What is this Nasheed?
>>143016702
Fuck, I got an automated phone call asking me to give blood too. I feel like I'm being stalked by vampires.
>>143024163
Someone who has seen hell and when he see her, he just said to himself.
> Pfff, This will be easy
>>143024183
Why not just lay flat on the floor, turn around and shoot upwards to get the light? Why do those morons stand up?
v5 subs when?
>>143024406
>>143023074
Thanks mates.
>>143024386
>>143024389
Because untrained rebel militia?
>>143024163
Twice
>>143024210
How do you even prove yourself alpha to her? She participates in tank battles for fun.
>>143024367
Only the dead can know peace from her pleasure.
>>143024471
Dogfight champion
Martial Arts maybe?
>>143024471
Tanks are a girly pastime in the gupniverse.
>>143024509
Wasn't that basically a propaganda video that said that?
Come on pilots, let's go heckle Momo at a match.
If I came inside Erika would she like it?
>>143024618
Erika waking up after sleepover with Maho?
>>143024671
Are you a Nishizumi? If no, then welcome to DIE
>>143024471
Do manly things like knitting or painting.
>>143024671
Ony if anal
http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1850467
http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1850469
>>143024671
Yes
>>143024542
Didn't some garupans got so popular with boys they needed relationship advice from Saori? We don't see much male characters in GuP but it's safe to assume that the way of the tank really works wonders.
>>143024783
Pretty sure that was just first years being first years
>>143024783
(unless you're Saori)
>>143024826
what do you mean? Saori has a (air) boyfriend!
>>143024783
Makes one wonder how much fan letters someone like Maho gets.
>>143024920
Well, in Motto rub rub she was getting basically truckloads of chocolate.
>>143024920
More like dick pics
>>143024818
>>143024895
>>143024920
>tfw "become a maiden through senshado" is just a meme
>the only recognition garupans get comes from middle-aged millitary otaku
>"boys dig chicks in tanks" is just rationalization
>>143025043
>>143024920
All from Erika.
>fat
>desperate
I think Saori would be the best in bed.
>>143024951
I just want to get a hot bath and a warm bed ready for sophia.
>>143025115
>One day she will find Erika with a ribbon around her in her bed.
>>143025176
>>143025179Next chapter, funny enough.
>>143025176
well, if you didn't include your troops decisionmaking and the possibility of a sniper, then your plan wasn't bloody perfect, was it?
>>143025276
>>143025156
>fat
Healthy
>>143025302
Should have brought a tank.
>>143024951
>that slaughter
>that laughter
>>143025343
That's just wrong, Yukari.
>>143023864
>Katyusha still a midget.
Fucking womanlets.
>>143025211
>Erika, can you get off of my bed? I want to sleep
>>143025433
Just shoot that shit with an HE shell. Can't be a problem if it doesn't exist.
>>143025475
And that's it!
I'll have some Salty Road next thread, seeing as this one is nearly done.
>>143024895
M8, even the JAV she made is a solo scene
>>143025521
thanks as always, that ark was one hell of a ride
>>143025433
Solve it by carbon coating delta.
>>143025521
ez frags ez life
>>143025486
It's surely big enough for two. Or for three.
>>143025530
Wait, what?
Anywhere I can find it? (Also are there any featuring any of the other guppies?)
>>143025343
What if my problem is a lack of fuel?
>>143023864
Is there more grown up gups?
>>143025433
>Russian math
wait for general winter and hope the problem solves itself?
>>143025521
We're reaching dangerous levels of suffering here.
>>143025433
A question combined the knoeledge of derivative and Set Theory is still part of math.
Fixed.
>>143025521
thanks m8
>>143025669
Why are these rabbits bullying that dog? Can't they see her legs are giving out?
>>143025775
Have fun writing that on your calculator, m8.
>>143025789
Maho just performs an initiation ritual on her successor.
>>143025433
It looks like that's just 'a show this identity' at the top of the page and then the bottom part is going through each step to show it's so rather than an actual problem.
>>143025738
Is wrong, comrade! In Russian math, problem solves you.
>>143025530
>(air) feminine charms
>>143025343
Solve for lambda. Feel free to use a calculator.
>>143025706
Rotate the turret 180 degrees, fire repeatedly.
>>143026052
I'd rather use the tank here.
>>143026113
We need this in S2.
>>143026138
With or without Erika trying to become one with it?
>>143024706
Erika following coitus with Yukari again, filled with regret and longing.
>>143025692
>Anywhere I can find it?
(EKDV-363) Anikosu H_ Ai Uehara
>(Also are there any featuring any of the other guppies?)
>COSQ-034 Girls und Pussy
>>143026052
Time traveler please.
>>143026113
I want to hug Erika!
Too much suffering and /sci/ shit in this thread.
>>143026193
Thanks
>>143026236
Elektra only accepts the Nishizumi family for that.
>>143026313
I'll get myself adopted by Shiho then
>>143026113
Who would be the loader?
>>143026351
Not blood related doesn't count. You aren't even a girl, how could you hug her?
>>143026276
I want to fill up Carpacio with my Carpacio.
>>143026449
>how could you hug her
Sexually!
>>143026449
Simple, pull her towards me and wrap my arms around her back.
>>143014621
I am the best girl
Prove me wrong
>>143025669
>>143025789
Did you know that female rabbits if don't mate with the male, some of them will assume the male role and will start mating with other females. So that image is 100% correct.
They just need a good dick.
t. Rabbit farm owner.
>>143026460
It's okay Takachan, just follow your heart.
>>143026368
Caesar.
>>143026236
Erika wants to hug Maho!
>>143026525
>Did you know that female rabbits if don't mate with the male, some of them will assume the male role and will start mating with other females
Wait, what?
They just hump each other then or what?
>>143026578
And Maho wants to hug Miho. What now?
>>143026302
Don't thank me, Anon.Because they're both shit
I *really* keep them for the amusement value - thet REALLY are unfappable
>>143026578
>>Erika wants to hug Maho!
I want to cum inside Erika!
>>143026624
Maho hugs Miho, Erika hugs Maho, Miho hugs Erika. Feel free to add Yukari, Eclair or other Garupans at will.
>>143025433
>russian math
Even the dot product dot is weird.
Anyways,that is quite easy to prove.
>>143026707
Gay.
>>143026578
>Caesar.
>not a loli
Just think about it. It would be like KV-tan taken to an entirely different level.
>>143026619
Yes like if they were the male.
But here is the problem they don't only hump they also bite and scratch viciously, if you let them alone long enough without a male they will kill each other in a festival of humping and bites.
>>143026052
Sorry, I'm theorical, not experimental.
>>143026052
If lambda = wavelength and ni equals the frequency, and assuming lambda*ni=c (3*10^8), then lambda is equal to exactly 3.
>>143026790
... so, yuri BDSM sex?
Makes it sound a lot better than it actually is.
>>143026634
>>143017066
>Churchill AVRE
RIP Miho
I WANT TO BECOME THE DUCE
>>143026790
>>143027008
I'm now imagining the Rabbit team doing that.
I think I may end up with priapism.
>>143027167
Humans don't do that.
>>143020524
Depends on the setting of the story and the translator.
>>143027092
I'd really love to see Oorai get the AVRE.
>>143020601
Oh, its you again. Your autism in one of the last threads went on for eternity.
>>143025433
>"solves most", I repeat, MOST "math problems"
>posts exotic problem that can't be solved using a regular pockket calcuator
>wrong
I should shove a tank'sseat underyour ass to give you a ride to a libraryso you can learn the meaning of the word "most" - which would also solve that problem.
Q.E.D.
>yukari explains.jpg
>image limit
Boo boo
>>143022668
>cant see what this image is but I know exactly what image it was due to the descriptions in
>>143023426
>>143024291
The internet has ruined me
>>143027342
>"solves most", I repeat, MOST "math problems"
But if MOST of your problems require calculation, you're not even doing the real math.
>>143027342
By that wein, you can use atankto take a ride to ask a math expert and offerhim a joyride a around Oaraito solve for you the math problem that can't be solved with a calculator.
As expected of thte Tank Fairy
>>143027342
>most math problems
>solvable with a calculator
Yukari, I defer to your expertise on tanks, but you're embarrassing yourself.
>>143027477
"real math" can be solved with knowledge, but you also can use a calculator to make sure you don't make a tricial algebra mistake that ruins your calculations - i.e., they CAN be solved with the help of a calculator.
Bonus points if it's a tank-mounted one
>>143027557
>tricial
Much like a speelchecker can be used so a trivial typo doesn't spoil a good reasoning. That typo actually helps the point, Anon.
>>143027604
>speelchecker
*spellchecker
As mandatoy of any post about spelling
>>143027539
>>143027477
>theoretical math
>useful for calculating trajectories, working out advanced fuel economy calculations, telling me how many shells to buy or doing my taxes
>real math
>only deals with things that aren't real
Which one of you let the nerds in?
>>143027557
>gone from "solved by" to "solved with the help of"
Now you're just moving the goalpost here.
>wittyxkcdorsmbcstrip.jpg
I'm just messing with you, by the way.
>>143027660
>implying those can't be solved with a scientific calculator
>implying you know how to use one
>>143027685
Watch your mouth, i have Titan cat next to me.
>>143027342
Most problems can't be solved with a calculator.
And this isn't really exotic, it's quite simple.
>>143027557
No, really, numbers is just a small part of math.
>>143027753
>I also haven't seen a scientiic calculator ever
I'm sure you'd have to google "reverse Polish notation"
>>143025902
Wasn't her best friend Mako?
>>143027788
>numbers is just a small part of math.
Now you're just making every math theorist ever cry
>>143027800
I have an HP50g in my hands right now, which uses RPN.
>>143027800
>ever not just saying postfix notation
I bet you watch popsci.
>>143027720
That's the point. Math that can't be solved with a calculator isn't useful math. Yukari has absolutely zero need of set theory.
>>143027660
Probably every mathematical theory has a practical use. It's just not a mathematician's job to do it. For example, just because you do cryptography doesn't mean you program encryption software.
>>143027906
And cryptography can be done mechanically/with a "calculator" of some kind. This "real math" anons are going on about is just academic wankery.
>>143027866
>ever using meme designations instead of actual names
>>>/v/
>>143027685
Mizushima
>>143028000
>>143028000
/thread
>>143027836
I'm a mathematician myself, and I barely use numbers, only symbols.
>>143028038
How often do you use tanks?
>>143028089
Every tuesday.
>>143027867
The "useful math" as you put it is what's left when the mathematicians have essentially soled the problem, and reduced it to a case of just plugging in the numbers. Without the slog of theoretical math first, you never get to the "useful" bits.
>>143027947
>And cryptography can be done mechanically/with a "calculator" of some kind.
Cryptographic algorithms can be executed using a calculator. The math behind it has nothing to do with calculation. It's like saying you're a tank engineer when you're a tank driver.
If you can't into Lie algebra, you shouldn't even be posting here.
>>143028121
And the theoretical problems aren't "problems in life". Those are the ones where - how goes it? "the mathematicians have essentially soled the problem, and reduced it to a case of just plugging in the numbers".
So, yes. Most problems in life can be solved by a calculator or a tank- which, as it can be used to travel to a mathematician to ask him to solve a problem for you, could REALLY help you solve an hypotetical "problem in life" that is a math one and that can't be solved by a calculator.
Is math really important in Senshado?
>>143028121
>>143028156
Yes. Yukari is not interested in theory but in practice. She does not need advanced math more than she needs to know how to smelt or how to refine petroleum.
>>143028189
Why would I ever believe Lies? It's literally in the name.
>>143028272
If your gunner can't into Hamiltonian mechanics, how can you expect her to land a single hit?
>>143028262
>>143028272
So, are you saying that senshado is really the way of life?
Wow, Finns really got it all figured out.
>>143028283
It's pronounced Lee's, which as a proud Union man I cannot condone either.
>>143028312
Maho hit me!
Maho hit me!
>>143028348
>actually learned something from this thread
Well fuck me.
>>143028272
I guess? Since they probably can't get a laser rangefinder and a ballistic comp on a senshado legal WW2 tonk?
>>143028272
You come across a basket with 5 apples. You have to share it between you and your 2 lolis. How do you divide them up?
>>143028262
>the mathematicians have essentially soled the problem
because they are so poor they need to moonlight as cobblers
inb4 Chiha-tan TOTSUGEKI theory
>lets define an operation called a charge operation...
>>143028486
The 5 apples spoke to me in the night. "Eat me," they said.
>>143028486
>You have to share it
But that is where you are wrong.
They can have the basket I guess.
>>143028486
What apples? I see no apples here.
>>143028486
What if they don't like apples?
I love you Erika.
>>143028486
Two and a half for me, two and a half for one of the girls.
The other one can have the banana.
>>143015022
Tiger in the Mud > everything else
>>143028636
>forcing your loli to eat a banana
Your are a bad person.
>>143028721
I liked Ponyo better
>>143028486
I hate this shit. Just say divide 5 by 2.
Otherwise I'll just give the lolis two apples each and eat one myself.
>nobody has a knife
Carpaccio is ashamed on your behalf.
>>143028827
I always have a knife on me, but I don't want to bother cutting up the apples.
>>143028486
A meal without meat is not a meal. The two lolis will have to play rock paper scissors. The winner gets 5 apples. The loser gets to be cooked.
>>143029059
Frankly, I wouldn't put it past Mika to go full Hannibal Lecter on her lolis.
Last for Nishi's nishis.