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>>142205815
Last row's fine.
Also, what are your thoughts on the part 4 adaption so far? I think they're doing a seriously good job, but I'm saving full judgement till we're halfway.
>still no scribblenauts stand
anon...
>>142205974
That's SUCH A GREAT QUOTE AFTER ALL
>>142205974
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXYeARRyDWk
Daft Punk stand when?
>>142205815
>pc masterrace
if anyhing animeonlies are console babies
>tfw you will live to see Tonio animated
>you'll live to see the RHCP fight, Old Joseph, Rohan, and Kira killing fatty animated
I'm so excited /a/
>>142206176
Not if you die right now
>>142205815
Thats somenice b8 anon
>>142206316
>Not using the superior gif
>>142205815
If Jolyne was the 7th Jojo, does that make Anasui the brojo?
Goddamn, Araki, I can't believe how much he made work Jolyne and how little to other Jojos.
>>142206176
Do you think any of us will live to see foo fighters thick green lips animated?
Skip part 5 plz
>>142206381
Jolyne is 6th and i guess the brojo is that girl with the kiss stand
>>142206385
>Skip part 5
>>142206449
Its not bad but its not half as good as anything that comes after it or part 4
>>142206361
That gif used to get spammed every thread so I've grown resentment towards it
I want to see people attempting to translate gyros jokes with their jobs depending on it
>>142206381
polpol best girl
What are some casual fan comments you heard or read? They're theories on how part 4 will end like DIO will return, reactions, etc
>>142206487
opinion trashed
There're only three good things about P4:
- Josuke randomly ruining other people's lives
- The final fight
- Having an end
Jesus christ, what a fucking boring shit load of nothing.
The only thing that stopped me from dropping it were a couple of anons here saying the end was worthy.
Shit of Part 4
>>142206648
A few animeonlies thought Yukako was checking out Josuke at first.
I honestly don't blame them, since Yukako falling in love with SSJ2 Manlet came out of the blue.
>>142205815
>favourite minor villain is jumpy asian man
honestly the worst thing about this
>>142206648
I dont think there are many people left that bother to comment and read comments but dont care enough to read the manga or stumble upon spoilers
>>142206487
As long as we agree it's better than parts 1-3.
>>142206648
>>142206672
There you go.
>>142206648
I know an animeonly that this RHCP is gonna be the main villain
Diavolo for president WHEN!!!?
Rate and b8
>>142206820
Fuck off asshole.
>>142206648
I heard someone say after they watched episode 1 that they thought the opening scene was the result of angelo's stand.
>>142206672
Part 4 is good man i enjoyed it. Part 5 is pretty good too but its boring as fuck it feels like the whole part is just stand battles adventuers with whore and turtle gang. It had some of the cooles stands in the series though like mettarica and purple haze and green day had a cool concept. Part 4 is infirior to part 5 imo
Baisically
2<8<1<4<5<3<6<7
>>142206822
Ranges from ok to awful
>>142206822
Not bad, although I think Pucci's stand is kind of a jerk with a horseass
>>142206886
>Part 3 above 4, 5 and 8
>Part 3 above anything.
>>142206820
Diavolo was gay and stupid
Easily worst main villan by miles
>>142206948
THAT's the actor they got to play Jotaro?
What in God's name will Joseph, Abdul and Polnareff look like?
>>142206865
I hope casuals still think that.
>>142206948
That thread is still alive?
>>142206940
Part 3 in the anime was good.
Manga didnt do it much justice
Hey guys
Did I already told you how much I loved y'all ?
>>142206996
They'll get the most japanese people for those roles.
Put Avdol in blackface
>>142206839
Blow me, bitch with pastry hair.
Really, you suck m8
>>142206916
I'm serious I've been fapping to Jolyne pictures for a week straight after I read part 6 (I read it after 7)
>>142206513
In all the villain group pictures, why is everyone else having fun yet Kira always look like the autist at the party who wishes he was anywhere but there?
I have several of these pictures, and in every one he has basically the same look on his face.
>>142206940
What dont you like about part 3?
Sabaku ore wa stando da,anon
>>142207019
I cannot agree with this. They devoted an entire episode to the Sun and the pacing dragged tremendously.
>>142207054
>skipping parts
no sir
>>142206886
switch 4 with 2, ignore 8 or put it the first and you are me.
>>142207054
Those lips right?
>>142207061
Because Kira is the embodiment of the autist at the part y who wishes he was anywhere but there
>>142206822
Everything was fine till the last row, 6/10.
R8
>>142207106
As boring as the sun might have been it was a much needed break from all the punchghosting that had been going on in almost every episode.
>>142207054
What pictures, she doesn't have too much lewds.Unless you're telling me you fap to the manga pages
>>142207079
Boring stands.
Most of the fights weren't that good.
Meh-tier crew.
We didn't see DIO that much.
Meh-tier minor villains with very few exceptions (i.e the first D'arby).
First half is boring.
Star Platinum stopping time is still one of my least liked Jojo asspulls.
One-shot abilities never used again such as stand shrinking.
>>142207124
4 was allright
2 was boring ad hell and made me hate joeseph untill i got to part 4 and saw him being an actulal hero
Part 8 is so fucking boring i couldnt bare to read through to the newest parts im still a bit behind but i dont care much for it
>>142206957
you have to be kidding me.
Diavolo is the only 'villan' who actually does everything right to win but ends getting rekt because muh morals and because the 'good guys' must always win.
Even the reason Araki gave him for being a villain was ridiculous.
>>142207250
>untill i got to part 4 and saw him being an actulal hero
>part 4 Joseph
>hero
>>142207191
9/10 only thing I would change would be part 8 stand and Part 5 stand. Not bad picks though.
>>142207023
I love you too
Did anyone actually feel bad for Shigechi
I didn't. Fuck that guy.
>>142207241
Sums up my thoughts exactly.
If anything, I feel the part would have been better if they just went to Egypt and it went from there, and DIO did a little more than wait for the last like 2 volumes before showing up. It's why I prefer Part 1 Dio to Part 3, I like it more when villains have a role throughout the story, as opposed to just doing stuff at the very end.
>>142207106
Pacing was bad i dont think they neede 50 eps but it was really good other then how unecesrilly long it was and how stupid some of the gags were like abdols dad and dio stopping time picking polnareff up taking him down 2 steps and going back to the exact same pose
>>142207241
I dunno i liked the simplicity but i guess alot of that is dissapointing i can see where you are coming from
>>142207054
She's very hot.
Strong woman nnnnggggg
>>142207217
I just search hentai of her, but occasionally fan art will prove even hotter
There's this one hentai picture of her where she's double the size of the guy she's getting fucked by and there's the most hilarious face I've ever seen in my life
>>142207191
9/10 I'm not a big fan of Kraft Work tho
>>142207359
>I like it more when villains have a role throughout the story
Me too. It's why I like Kira and Valentine a lot.It also makes me worried for Jojolion, because I don't think we have seen the main villain yet.
>>142205974
>>142206039
I forget, do we know the name of his stand/what it actually does yet?
>>142205945
My thoughts are that you are a faggot seeking validation from others.Spread your cheeks and i'll give it to you.
So how do some of these stand have a mind of their own to a point where they can interact with their user?
>>142207052
diavolo is more likely to blow anyone out of the jojo villains
truly the gayest villain
>>142207282
Thats why hes a shitty villain
He had a dumb abillity and even though in theory he was supposed to win araki wanted fucking gorno to be a gang star
>>142207284
He was going to kill himself for a baby he didnt know stupid
>>142207457
His stand name is Speed King.
So far, it's been revealed it has something to do with heat but the full extent and nature of its abilities are still a mystery.
>>142206822
My boner won't go away either after looking at Hol Horse
>>142207406
Link it
Anyone got the araki doodle of Hato and Damo together?
>>142207542
how could you possibly be attracted sexually or otherwise to fucking bumbling doofus shit horse
>>142207473
Its just a story anon its not real
>>142207473
Some stands are independent (Surface, YO-YO MA, Whitesnake for example) the user basically tells them what to do and they follow his orders but they are not directly controlled.
>>142207411
9/10 to you too, I just like Kraftwerk more for the ability which honestly would've worked really well for a brojo/ally.
I need to see more hentai of joskues mom and the part 6 girls
Mostly foo fighters
Do any of you have your own made up stands? Ive made up one if anyone would like to hear about it
>>142205961
>a stand that can summon literally anything from your imagination
too op desu, especially if you can just call in an "invincible giant lightning fast super strong cthulhu" any time you want
>>142207412
After people like Damo, Karera, and Jobin whose characters all shined so brightly immediately after they showed up I'm not too worried about that.
>>142207683
>>142207567
Just look at her fucking face I'm dying
>>142206167
Most animeonlies I know are losers with alienwares who watch haremshit and whatever shonen anime is trendy
>>142207150
Sounds more like Diavolo to me desu
>>142207782
Feels like it's traced
this is the main villian of part 8's stand. remote romance, with the ability to summon any ego from any dimension.
>>142207683
>Foo Fighters will never ask you to hydrate her
>she will never pull down your pants, eyes hungry
>your cock will never become instantly erect from the situation
>she will never plant her lips at your cockhead
>she will never split a couple of individual plankton Foos up through your dickhole
>they will never swim up into your nutsack and swallow your individual sperms
Why even get up in the morning
>>142207902
looks gay
>>142207782
How do i find the unvensored version on mobile
>>142207487
>Dio was a closet angry gay who wanted Jonathan's dick
>Kars literally has a male as lover and companion (Esidisi)
>DIO finally got Jonathan's booty and faps to himself on a daily basis
>Kira is an autist who has a Dominatrix humanoid Cat as master and faps to hands of dead womyn
>Pucci is in love with DIO and probably fucked his brother.
But somehow Diavolo is the gayest because he was married, he had a daughter and then he wanted to kill her?
>>142207492
So Diavolo is a shit because Araki doesn't know what to do his own characters and doesn't fully get into storetelling mode?
Nope.
pick one.
>Yasuho becomes crazy thick, but Karera gets a canon 9 inch dick
>Hato takes Yasuho's place, but Yasuho gets killed at the beginning of the story to compensate
>>142207906
>pucci as least favorite
7/10
>>142207962
I will pick option 2 but only if Hato ditches the jumpsuit.
>>142207906
Patrician t-
>Pucci as least favorite
7/10
>>142207970
9/10
>>142207904
>flat chest,no lips
Anon F.F. without a giant pair of youknowwhats and her big thick green ol lips is like jojo without stands.
>>142207970
>favorite is giorno
why/10
>>142207061
Kira doesn't like parties.
>>142207947
>>Pucci is in love with DIO and probably fucked his brother.
He loved DIO as he loved God, you don't sex God, and why would he fuck his brother are you retarded?
>>Kira is an autist who has a Dominatrix humanoid Cat as master and faps to hands of dead womyn
He faps to women.
>>DIO finally got Jonathan's booty and faps to himself on a daily basis
Fanwank. He's known to have fucked women canonically. Araki said he was bi, but that's less gay than Diavolofaggodoppiotwinkshitnigger
>>Kars literally has a male as lover and companion (Esidisi)
Again, fanwank
>>Dio was a closet angry gay who wanted Jonathan's dick
Yet again fanwank
>>142207926
google (or bing) "Jojo stone ocean hentai"
>>142208038
>is like jojo without stands.
I can hear the hamonfags coming.
>>142207947
YES. Its a bad charcther because it was made without much purpose. You cant say hes well made just because YOU like him. You need proof and points
>>142207962
Option 1, on the condition that Karera and Yasuho become a couple
I would like to have a stand with no face that tells me silly jokes.
>>142208149
But how can I tell you jokes if it has no face?
>>142207683
I just wish there was anything even halfway decent with 8's girls. They're by far my favorites in both design and personality and the source material even offers a lot of situations to build off of, yet there's nothing at all.
>>142208080
>bing
Someone post the seinfeld midget with a baseball bat im on mobile
>spent all day in JoJo threads again
>>142208172
STANDO POWA
>>142208196
You could just bing it
>>142207355
at first I didn't but then I realized he was only in middle school and his parents would never even know what happened to their son, also him running frantically from kira while thinking of his parents' safety made me feel awful
>>142208188
Blind is good girl
>>142208209
You're ruining that punchline by forcing it into places where it makes not much sense
>>142208172
Because it make it looks cute, something like made in heaven without mouth.
>>142208039
because while still not the best, he is a lot better if you read part 5 in anything but english.
>>142208188
blonde yasuho is cute
>>142207355
He was only 14, poor kid
>>142208072
>you don't sex God
I beg to differ
>>142208247
Shigechi wasa good boy with a pure heart. He reminded me of myself as a child. A fat little asshole. But thanks to realizing what i was i bacme too kind for my own good. Shigechi couldeve been a good boy
>>142208204
>tfw i don't even read jojo's but i lurk in those threads every day.
It was an ordinary afternoon in the Cujoh/Shrek household. Shrek –wearing a floral-printed white apron, electric blue oven mitts, stiletto high heels, fishnet stockings, red lipstick, and nothing more– had been baking onion cookies, when Jolyne entered through the front door with her strapon.
>>142208352
you should read it :)
>>142208352
Explain the series to the best of your ability, right now, I'm curious what you've picked up
Josuke's mom is the best
>>142208352
Go read it and start by binge watching part 3 than catch up to part 4 anime.
You can skip the first 2 parts if you want most people forget they exist anyway
>>142208196
Bing is my porn browser
>>142208072
>you don't sex God
according to you.
>why would he fuck his brother
how am I supposed to know? Pucci is crazy. And he was in love with DIO, he wanted his D. They shared bed for Pete's sake how dense are you?
Araki himself is probably a closet bi/gay jesus christ, have you forgotten this is Jojo we are talking about?
[About Kira] >He faps to women.
And Diavolo fucked one, married her, and had a family with her.
>Araki said he was bi, but that's less gay than Diavolofaggodoppiotwinkshitnigger
Bi is more gay than straight, and Diavolo is straight you dumbass. You are just calling him gay because Araki gave him pink hair, how fucking retarded are you?
>>Kars literally has a male as lover and companion (Esidisi)
>>Again, fanwank
Nope, Esidisi says so in a slightly way. If you fail to catch indirects or read between lines you may find something like Naruto more of your liking.
>>Dio was a closet angry gay who wanted Jonathan's dick
>>Yet again fanwank
You just sais that Dio was bi, but meh, whatever.
>>142208359
stop
>>142208425
Why
4 days to Tonio you weeb fucks
>>142208359
cont...
>>142208467
It's more efficient for porn browsing in every way, it's more user-friendly, I get better results normally.
>>142208120
A character doesn't need to be " made without much purpose" to be a good or a bad character in terms of quality, deep or development.
You can't say he's a shitty made just because YOU don't like him.
Diavolo had that awful ending because 'muh moral'. That's it, he was meant to win and rekt everyone else. He didn't, that just shows how irresponsible Araki is.
>>142208392
Part 1
A dude got saved by another, years later the 2nd dude has a kid, the kid kills the dude and its send to the first dude then he already has a son, some weird shit happens with a mask and the blonde one gets vampire, then the MC learns some electric power to kill the blonde and the blonde pass as dead just to kill the mc some years later.
This was made of pure "spoiler"
I got hooked by the weird ass stand designs.
>>142208309
nah man, who cares.
>>142208599
>HE WAS MEANT TO WIN
Go back to dying, Diavolo.
>>142208599
Diavolo was stupid as an idea
It was a waste of a perfectly good stand design,shitty abillity shitty story
>>142208352
wow dude
Read it bro, join the party, is fun.
>>142208715
>shitty abillity
But I like it's ability. And I think it fits in with Diavolo's desires.
>>142208632
You didnt miss much of the part 1 story actually. Forgot speedwagon and the fact one of the dude is a lip raper
>>142208715
How does it work?
What would've happened if Johnny died instead of Gyro?
>>142208733
Explain to me a new situation where you can use the abillity to your advantedge ,and try to explain it so anyone can understand the abillity
>>142208416
>skipping parts
Might as well just read part 7 since everything else doesn't matter anymore
>>142208784
It ju rks
>>142208784
It just works
>inb4 it was me,bait
>>142208822
No because unlike part 2 parts 3-7 is intereting. Part 1 is good but its like a completely diffrent show
>>142208809
>Explain to me a new situation where you can use the abillity to your advantedge
Ambushes.
>explain it so anyone can understand the abillity
Skipping ahead in a youtube video, if the video was real life and the skipped portion ceases to exist.
>those lips in the DIU anime
I don't think I can watch the Stone Ocean anime. I'd have a raging boner every single episode
>>142208773
Part 2
There are aztec hyper fit dudes, mc looks gay, aztec dudes do gay poses, mc finds a blonde friend that looks gay as well, mc has to save the world the blonde dude dies and mc says "SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZAAAAAAAA" Defeat aztec dudes crazy shit happens piranhas in airplane aztec dude plays guitar with a leg, dies in lava, mc goes to his own funeral.
>>142208645
Everything was happening in that direction, it didn't happen because Araki decided to take a dump in the form of a Golden Flower.
>>142208715
It's clear you don't like him, but your tastes don't modify reality.
>>142208488
Jolyne Cujoh was so excited about the thought of Shrek’s big green pickle, that she could hardly contain herself. “Jojo, it will all come in its right time! Now, slow down and enjoy it” Shrek said with a wink. “Yes, darling. You know what’s best...” Jolyne told Shrek. “But, let’s keep the stockings on you. I like it.” Shrek agreed. He liked to wear them.
..
Jolyne took Shrek’s oven mitts off of him. She took her time, kissing Shrek’s big, hairy green belly while taking them off. “Shrek, I really do love you” Jolune said. “I know,” Shrek said, “And I love you too”.
Jolyne took Shrek’s mitts completely off and set them down on the floor. She thought she’d like to try them on later.
Jolyne saw Shrek’s big, hard, ogre stick, and wanted to touch it.
Suddenly, there was a knock at the door.
Shrek yelled out a "GET OFFA MY SWAMP PORCH" in a thick scottish accent as is his trademark, but Jolyne pushed him back. With a win kshe walked sexily over to the front door, her strapon bouncing with every step.
But when Jolyne Cujoh opened the door it was her father Jotaro Kujo
He looked really mad at his ogre loverdaughter, it looks like prejudice was strong in Joestar men (from Joseph against Japanese to Jotaro against the Ogres.)
How would they get out of this mess?
To be continued
>>142208939
I dont understand at all
>>142205815
template?
>>142208798
Peace for my heart
Thread seems way more underage than usual.
>>142208941
The reason part 6 took me 3 times as long to read than any other part is each time i saw thick colored lips i had to masturbate
>>142208905
>part 5
>interesting
Also you want to talk about skipping parts, 5's the one that you can totally jump past. 5 also still doesn't have a solid translation, last I checked.
Did someone else pick that up?
>>142209005
Dude my dick is unbreakable diamonds.
>>142209110
You have an invincible crazy d
>>142209005
I aint reading all that nigger
>>142208939
Isn't this power shit? It only works for raping people and don't even enjoy it.
>>142209099
I said i hope they skip part 5 anime in The begining of this thread but i stil think its better than 2
>>142209070
we got a new Anasui between us and a guy who is writting kinky stuff
Apparently they're new additions
>>142209179
Anon, if you want to judge a villain stand based on its rape potential, the only ones that are good for it is the World due to all those timestop pornos.
I guess D4C too.
>>142209005
>it looks like prejudice was strong in Joestar men (from Joseph against Japanese to Jotaro against the Ogres.)
I'm fucking dying please continue
I got the lyrics to Roundabout tattooed on my back just because I'm such a big JoJo's fan.
>>142209235
>not Close to the Edge
>>142209200
I honestly really dig a lot of things about 5. Mostly the character designs and aesthetic, though.
I still mostly recommend people skip it if they're not into it. Especially because last time I looked it was still the old trash translation.
Are the first bunch of part 6 chapters fixed yet, either?
>>142209223
>timestop pornos
/r/ing that one greentext about a dude who can stop time making the best cumshot in existence with his hair turning grey during it
>>142209220
kinky joshrek anon here, i've been making these for a while, shrek plus jolyne is my new fascination right now though
>>142209225
lemme make some more hot shreklyne
>>142209257
What?
>>142209179
It works wonders in the criminal world.
>>142209223
And Rohan's one
>>142209235
At least you were subtle.
>>142209331
I was only talking about main villains.
>>142209385
MISTA NO
Predictions for JJL 55 go!
>>142209385
I want a PS2 Stone Ocean game
>>142209431
We will finally see Flashback Man.Who comes in and kills Damo for real.
>>142209413
MEEEESTA
DAIJOUBU DAYO!?
>>142209431
RIP Damo
>>142209431
>Hato climbs to the roof to get out of Damo's range and try and kill him
>Joshuu joins in for a surprise attack by unbolting the floorboards and appearing covered in sewage
>Damo gets interrogated before being killed/somehow escaping
>>142209290
I want Jotaro to kill Shrek and fuck Jolyne, please.
>>142209273
Batato had really decebt translation for all parts and as for their part 5 translation except for the beginin chapaters its pretty well translated
>>142209413
FUCK YEAH
DIE STINKY DIRTY
>>142209543
Back when I was keeping up with it the beginning was the only decent part because Jojo Project redid it. The rest looked better than the really bad stuff, but it was still off.
I ended up reading part 5 in Japanese, though.
>>142209437
If Phantom Blood has a game Stone Ocean should too
>tfw no playable F.F. in anything ever
At least there's those fighting games that let you make a character ;_;
Make your own stand name/ability
[SEYMOUR BITS]
Breathes out spores which if they land on anything living will grow a smaller version of Seymour, using whatever it landed on as the material (skin, plant, blood ect) however these Seymours cannot move past where they were grown.
>>142209431
Damo Doesn't kill again.
>>142209637
Not everyone knows how to read moon-runes
>>142209771
and who is seymour
Who can make Okuyasu happy for the rest of his life?
>>142209225
>>142209005
Shrek knew this wouldn't to end well, he knew there was only one thing left to do.
Jolyne knew this as well, but she wanted to spare her father. "Father, you gotta go, I am loving my fSHrtekl:
Jotaro stood there, not responding, onyl his eyes had any emotion and it was disappointment.
Jolyne Cujoh knew she would have to resolve this, but how?
Shrek huffed in a bunch of air past his red lipsticked mouth, past his gnarly rotten teeth that Jolyne loved to lick, straight ot his lungs. There wasn't much time left.
Before the loveable oger could use his trademark belch assault attack, jolyne Cujoh pushed her racist dad outof the room and slammed the door.
Shrek looked sad. He was really antsy after being bluegreenballed, and the onyl other way an oger can unwind is by brutality.
Jolyne knew this though and sauntered over, wiggling her fake dongle all the way, to entice her lover again.
"Shrek my love, I'm sorry that he just won't understand our love," Jolyne said. "But I hopeyou understand how much I love you, my big green guy."
She went back to the act of kissing his big green beller, and soon he was hard again.
Just as Shrek thought Jolyne was going to touch his green monster, Shrek suddenly found himself flipped over. “You want to be dominated!” Jolyne Kujoh said. Shrek moaned in pleasure. “Yes Jojo!! Make me feel like an onion!! Peel at the layers of my green ass!!!” Shrek said. “As you wish, love” Jolyne replied.
Jolyne began Shreking it up with Shrek (i’ll spare some details, this is a christian imageboard after all). “Oh, Shrek.. SHREK.. I’M GONNA SHREK ITTT!!!” Jolyne said.
“Yes.. Make me feel like a real ogre..!” Shrek said.
As Shrek was about to come, he yelled “OGRES ARE LIKE ONIONS!!!!!!!” so loud, the neighbors would be able to hear. If they had neighbors. Luckily, he had his swamp all to himself. Or so he thought. Little did he know, Jotaro Kujo was glaring stoneoceanfaced from the corner of the room, awaiting the time to strike.
>>142209780
>Rock men job again
>>142209827
Reimi. Too bad she dead though.
>>142209840
Please more anon
I need to read the thrilling conclusion
Does anyone actually even play ASB anymore? I've mostly been playing with like my sister because my friends won't touch it because they are serious about fighting games, and there isn't anyone online.
>>142209789
They could learn how. It only takes years of study.
>>142209771
[Marsellus Wallace]
Make anybody say "looks like a bitch" whenever you want, you can actually kill people in so many different ways.
The easy way is killing them by suffocating them.
i hope you brought your appetites its time to dine fine likemineral water
>>142207782
That looks like those WikiHow drawings.
>>142207782
>the guy looks like a regular person and not a fashion disaster
why does this irritate me as much as it does
>>142209771
[Celldweller]
Can create surfaces around the user that perfectly mimics his surroundings. The user is capable of seeing through these walls, but they look and feel natural to anyone else.
>>142210166
The stand would be a pseudo-humanoid with samuel jackson vibes.
>>142209771
[Ballroom Blitz]
a stand with the power to "obscure" anything, including it's user's identity or the stand's own power.
>>142210429
Why is an Italian telling Japanese puns
>>142209771
[Crawling in my skin]
You can make any edge sharp enough to cut diamonds, and you can create edges y round things including, yourself people and the stand itself.
>>142210429
COMEDY GOLD
>>142210429
The last panel was funny and finally i ubderstood the shitty joke.
>>142209840
>>142209961
After that, Jolyne leaned in, her face contorted in pleasure. "What an ogre-load" and she leaned in to kiss him.
But, Shrek pulled away.
"Shrek? Are you too tired to go at it again my love?" Jolyne looked dissapointed she wouldn't get another go with her plush green dildosheathe.
"No, Jolyne, you don't get it." Shrek shook his wobbling slightly overweight chin fat. "He's right behind you!"
It turned out Jotaro Kujo had used time stop to enter the room.
In that moment, Jolyne Cujoh learned two things.
1. Her dad really was a racist, noti fuckign around, it wasn't a joke.
and
2. Shrek could see stands.
"Jolyne, look out!"
Shrek tackled Jolyne across the room, narrowly dodging a barage of punches from an angry Star Platinum.
"S...shrek, you can see that?"
"I told you, us ogres have layers. Peel away enough hand you'll be surprised what you find inside." Shrek said.
Jotaro Kujo glared. "Get away from my daughter, you beast! I'll break you into green eggs and ham! Green ham, that is!" He unleashed another flurry.
Shrek began to glow with gaseous green energy. What Jolyne first thought was his stench lines turned out to be his raw fighting spirit beginnign to manifest. "[Wayne's The World]!"
A man that looked a little odd, with dark long hair and a hat that said Wayne's World, with a face a little like Shrek's, appeared next to him. This was it! This was his [Stand]!
Jolyne and her father stared in disbleivf.
Shrek cracked a small smile. "You throw a mean punch, Jotaro... Not!" He said as he stepped forward with his stand. "NOT!NOT!NOT!NOT!NOT!NOT!NOT!NOT!NOT!" his stand cried as it loosed a flurry of punches that Star Platinum onyl barely was quick enough to counter.
The fight was intense. Green and star platinum's color for that day blurred back and forth as they ripped off Kenshiro. Jolyne was still dumbfounded, but even if she wasn't,. in her heart she would know this is her Shrekkie's fight.
To be continued
>>142209827
josuke
>>142209799
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yMJwCVJa-A
>>142205815
4/10 read the fucking manga faggot
>>142206822
8/10 good taste but too much part 5 hate
>>142207191
6/10
>>142207411
9/10 fantastic taste anon
>>142207906
>part 6 crew being your favorite crew
everything else is pretty good
6/10
>>142207970
8/10
>>142210429
>>142210535
It's been a while since I read part 7, but I feel like there was a point where Gyro said "yare yare daze". Can anyone confirm, or am I just retarded
>>142210593
rate my stand
MAN IN THE BOX
can make any moving object or person whitin a 20m radius accelrate in any given direction by constantly increasing speed!it atops acvelrating once its out of range. Also if you get attacked by the stand you technically get accelrated backwards really fast. It can only accelrate one object at a time and it can accelrate another object only once the previous one is either completely stopped or out of range
My stands allows me to cum as much as i want, infinite stamina for sex and inmune to AIDS, but each time that i use the stand my mom or any related if not my mom gets gangbanged by niggers.
>you will live to see naked Jolyne, Hermes offering up her panties, and F.F. growing her boobs animated
oh baby
>>142210780
>That last row
4/10 ruined good taste so quickly, what a shame.
>>142210793
I dont remember taht but both gyro jhonny and a bunch of other people from diffrent parts say ORAA when attacking and some even go ORA ORA ORA
>>142210780
>shitting on Part 6 this much
>>142210800
9/10 wonderful head and it's veiny and thicc i could suck it all the day.
>>142210820
I forgot about all that
What a time to be alive
>>142210780
>I hate stone ocean!
o im laffin
>>142210793
Yeah, I think it was during the Blackmore fight.
Young Joseph said it too once, and Yasuho did the "Yare yare dawa".
>>142210842
I think he said it during the Blackmore fight, shit this is bothering me I'm gonna go check
>>142210871
I shaved all around my groin today and its very itchy
rate my taste senpai
>exchange least favourite villain to Kars and not part 1 Dio
>>142210780
Jolyne that low
Kill yourself my man
>>142210961
I feel like i saw these exact choices allready
Anyway 6/10
>>142210922
Oh anon, i want to breath over it and drench it in my cereal while i'm eating it at the morning.
Part 1 was really good why dont more people like it?
>>142210961
>Pucci as favorite villain
>Pol as favorite brojo
>the rest
Great tastes, 9/10
>>142210800
sounds op. Couldn't you just fuck people over by slamming them around with air or crushing them with their clothing?
>>142210823
>>142210859
>>142210905
>>142210973
I think I need to reread part 6. I hated the ending so goddamn much that it pretty much made me hate the rest of the part. I actually remember enjoying it while reading it too. Seriously though fuck that ending
>>142211041
Please dont. I might get it sucked soon.
You see i got this girl to come over to my place and teach me guitar and i hope she likes me
>>142211067
No because id have to wait till they stop. Also if someone has a ranged stand im pretty much fucked
>>142211045
what is it with the amount of "Why do people ___ part 1?" posters lately?
>>142211086
Reread it anon, it's pretty damn good. Why'd you not like the ending though? I thought the ending was the most effective thing in the series, sure I'd have liked a genuinely happy ending but Pucci ACTUALLY winning in a big way was a huge surprise and it made it so fucking hurtful to read, it was brilliant.
>>142210806
>use the stand
>kidnapp the niggers
>rape them
>kill them
>infinite cumdump and food 4 life
>???
>profit.
>>142211126
Also guns would be pretty bad,the stand could redirect one projectile at a time but if someone has a rapid fire gun or abillity im done for
>>142210685
Jotaro was an old man, he was getting tired quickly. But Shrek was still youthful enough, and full of ogrely vigor. His stinky hands didn't do Jotaro Kujo any favors for continuing to fight.
Shrek saw his chance, and took it.
"This is it! With this one, my stand [Wayne's The World] will roll you!" Shrek announced his attack. Pulling back his fist, he shot it forward, sending it into Jotaro.
But, he failed.
Jotaro countered instantly with time stop, and planted his fist through the nude ogers ass, knowing the onyl way to an ogre like Shrek's heart is up that backdoor.
"Time resumes!" Jotaro said.
Jolyne looked shocked. "Shrek! What did you do to him?!" She cried.
Jotaro said, "Yare yare daze, get your things, you can live at home now."
Jolyne started to cry a little, she is strong, but she deeply loved her Shrek. Her strapon dildo bobbed with each involuntary tear, slappign between her and Shrek's belly.
Jotaro Kujo turned to walk out to wait for her to gather her stuff. But he didn't smell what was in store.
It turned out, Shrek's stand ability wasn't just a punching thingie. He also turned thigns smelly, but it poisoned and kileld them. Jotaro was destroyed
Shrek sat up in Jolyne Cujohs arms. "I'm not gone, there's no need to cry sweetheart."
Jolyne was overjoyed. "Let's get Shrek baby" They had a happy long amrriage. The end.
What happened of a planet or celestial body had a stand?
How would that work? What would be the stand?
>>142211092
I'll teach her how to do a proper thight job.
>>142211044
The argument is that while it wasn't bad everything else was simply better.
I have no idea why Jonathan is always ranked as worst Jojo or why his death is rarely ranked as the best tho.
>>142211044
In short, it's too short and Jonathan's more of an ideal than a character, like Superman.
Everything between the Joestar Mansion fight and Dio's Castle fight was a forgettable mess bogged down by lame villains and pointless character additions (Tonpetti, Straits, fucking Poco, but Dire's excusable), along with introducing a pretty uncreative power set that just let Jonathan and Zeppeli do whatever they wanted but mostly let them punch things better. It seemed more like Araki wanted to make things more EXTREME and cliche to appeal to the demographic that loved Hokuto no Ken instead of writing what he actually wanted to write.
>>142211145
what the fuck i meant >>142211044
The stakes have never been higher
>>142211168
Btw the accelration isnt light speed so unless someone is very close to the centre he wouldnt even be accelrated that much, though i could use it to throw people up to the celing and back to the floor if they are close enough
>>142211190
i hope you all liked my fanfiction!! it's my favorite pairing OuO :3 :P
>>142207683
> tfw no proper porn of the girls, let alone doujins
> even sexy fanarts are way too rare
>>142211191Life is the Earth's Stand.
>>142211191
>>142211225
But anon
Im not a gay
>>142211253
Imo
Part 1>parts 2,5,8
And part 3 is only a little better
http://www.crunchyroll.com/anime-news/2016/05/29/kento-yamazaki-rumored-to-lead-a-live-action-jojos-bizarre-adventure-stardust-crusaders
fug
>>142211314
>Genderbent Jotaro has more doujins than Jolyne
>>142211370
Look bro, you'd better keep that taste on the hush hush least you wanna get jumped
>>142211370
>Part 1 above anything
>Yet along above 5 or 8
Hopefully that girl can teach you good taste holy shit
>>142211314
Search jojo r34 paheal my friend
>>142211370
Me too, but someone has to do the dirty job
>>142211446
Sounds like a bad idea
>>142207411
Why do people hate YYM so much?
Its by far a good fight, but why is it hated so much? Its got some good Annasui moments and there are plenty of worse fights objectively, such as white album.
>>142211418
>>142211431
Screw you guys part 1 is the shit.
Part 8 is boring part 2 is stupid and part 5 was okay but not amazing
>>142211488
I second this.
>>142207592
Hours late, but here.
I want to shove my balls in Miraschon's face
>>142211488
You want tig ol anime biddies or no?
Quick! You have 30 seconds to draw Sheer Heart Attack or your mother will die in her sleep tonight!
>>142211521
Part 1 is a generic good vs bad story, it's not even bizarre. Part 8 has some of the best buildup so far and a really good premise, it'll easily shape up to be one of the best parts at this rate
Part 5 had better characters, fights, actually pretty much better anything than part 1 did. Part 1 is literally fucking HnK with vampires and breathing
>>142211548
thank you anon
>>142207061
>In all the villain group pictures, why is everyone else having fun yet Kira always look like the autist at the party who wishes he was anywhere but there?
He just wants a quiet life.
Parties and a quiet life do not compute.
Besides, parties can bequite a handful, Anon.
>>142211417
> the genderbent male character have way more sexy fanarts than the actual girls
>>142211446
To get two pages of shit fanarts and the rest being yaoi? Sure.
>>142211417
Is there any genderbent of dio?
That would kill my dick.
>>142211575
FUCK YOU
>>142211520
>White Album
I was with you until there.
>>142211575
Someone post immunity cat
>>142211575
Im on my phone fuck
q(£#฿)
O O
>>142211520
Because people forgot about Lovers
Or Dark Blue Moon
If you treat Yo Yo Ma as a gag fight that went on a little too long it's a lot more bearable
>>142211635
I thought Sheer Heart Attack had no weakness, but I think I've fou
>>142211610
plenty.
>>142211584
I'm like kira a worthless cringy autist, without the fashion, /fit/ness, or stand.
>>142211145
It gave me the vibe that all of the adventures that I had read and enjoyed up to that point had been pretty much nullified and don't matter which pissed me off. Then on top of that, the shittiest character in Part 6, no fuck it, in all of Jojo is the one who takes down the main villain. I'd be fine if someone cool like Anasui killed gay priest, but why fucking Emporio? He's such a little bitch.
>>142207797
So phone "gamers" then.
>>142211700
at least you're not a murderer
but you're probably also not handsome
>>142211712
>anasui
>cringey waifufaggot
>cool
wew lad
>>142211712
A "little bitch" still did a shit ton throughout part 6, the fact he was only a fucking kid yet still stayed strong and chose to tail with the group when he could've just fucking walked out.
Him being the one to go balls-to-the-walls in the end and kill Pucci on behalf of Weather Report and the whole gang was badass, the poor kid went through so much but was still able to deliver vengeance on behalf of the whole crew.
>>142211583
Fuck you i dont care about your opinio >>142211712
anymore since you are better at
explaining yourself
>>142211712
Part 6 end was way to rushed
Also how the fuck did araki let kira get awaybwith like 4 diffrent abilties?
Detonation
Bubble bombs
bite the dust
Sheer heart attack
Was there any more?
>>142211773
>emporio
>tiny little bitch boy with the shittiest stand of all time
Yeah, Anasui would've been better
>>142211773
>hating one of, if not the best character in SO
Not even him but fuck off
>>142211816
>having taste this shit
I feel bad for you anon
>>142211820
He's a nice kid that can go into secret rooms and have infinite stuff from those rooms, it's a cool stand dude
>>142211610
Yeah, lots.
>>142211642
Lovers was pretty cool, not for the fight itself, but for how it showed Jotaro's rage building up throughout the arc so the final multi page punch barrage felt really satisfying. In comparison Giorno's one against Cioccolatta was something that just kind of happened.
I think Wheel of Fortune is the only stand fight in the series that doesn't have anything interesting to offer.
>>142211842
F.F's expression always makes me fucking die in this page holy shit
>>142211858
>>142211575It's supposed to be Vitamin C
Its 3 am and i have 4 hours of sleep because of this thread fuck you guys. Bye
>>142211897
>girl head on man body
uh
>>142211712
>this whole post
these are the people who dislike stone ocean
>>142211915
It's okay, her superior vampire biology will mold Jonathan's body into a more appropriate form.
>>142211914
Good night, anon.
>>142211914
goodnight anon, do well tomorrow.
>>142211939
Who would've thought?
Hayato vs Emporio
Who wins
>>142212008
Hayato's dad can beat up Emporio's mom
>>142212005
reminder that yasuho does not wash her hands
Is it only me or have these threads really started to degenerate even more than usual after the first Yukako episode?
>>142212008
Does Hayato get Stray Cat?
If not, probably the one with the gun.
>>142212005
I'm just always so taken aback by the stupidity anon
>>142211575
Yare Yare Daze
>>142211816
>Bubble bombs
That was a combo with Stray Cat and thus doesn't count.
Sheer Heart Attack, you could argue as it being just something invincible that Killer Queen primed into being a bomb. Seemed a bit excessive, though.
Bite the Dust was an ability gained through the Arrow.
All three of Killer Queen's bombs had some relation towards Kira wanting to continue his quiet life, and it's not like other Stands didn't have ridiculous numbers of abilities (All of the Crusaders' Stands, for instance, the most egregious being Hierophant Green and Star Platinum).
>>142212005
Cute Yasuho dude
>>142212054
Is the lack if dignity a trait in the Hirose family?
>>142212059
We were great until Terufag got unbanned
>>142211994
And if it doesn't work like that, she can always steal Erina's body.
Or Jonathan's if he's a lady too.
>>142212115
The real question here is, why can Killer Queen control Stray Cat's air bubbles?
>>142212080
Thus is life in these Jojo threads, don't let it get to you anon.
>>142212135
thank you, I wish I had the comic the guy who drew this did about Gappy's hair under his hat.
>>142212008
Emporio will whip out a gun and shoot him. Or dump him into the ghost room and let him starve to death because Hayato wouldn't know the way out.
>>142211970
Fem DIO's body is literally a penis
>>142212217
Looks like Grim, nice
>>142208573
Fuck off Ego
>>142212218
I would fug that penis
>>142212180
Killer Queen doesn't
Kira uses math to estimate where it's going
>>142212218
fug
>>142211575
Someone rate pls
>>142206822
can someone post a template, I am lazy
>>142212137
across universes it would seem
>>142212054
>Koichi's mom lets a thug into her house and lets him con her
>Yasuho's mom spends all day playing videogames and not knowing where her daughter is or who she's with
>>142212180
>>142212245
i think he means when kira was taking directions from his dad to blow up josuke in the house.
>>142212245
He remotely changes its direction mid-flight though, doesn't he?
>>142212059
It was great up untilterupostergot unbanned. And the last thread was also good.
This thread started with a shit OP, so the rest of the thread is gonna be shit too.
>>142212260
Here
>>142211627
5/10
>>142211633
6/10
>>142211672
8/10
>>142211745
10/10
>>142211908
7/10
>>142212217
7/10
>>142212254
7/10
>>142212180
But it can't.
Remember that Kira even had to guess where they were going? All he can do is prime the air bubbles.
What are the ten strongest stands in your opinion?
inb4 The World Over Heaven
>>142212292
>5/10
fuck you, i had to hurry
i don't want my mom to die
>>142211683
fuck I meant this one, 8/10
>>142212180
Stray Cat controls them, Killer Queen just tells it what to do I assume
>>142212298
>Survivor
>GER
>Tusk
>KC
>MiH
>SP
>TW
>KQ
For anything else it depends, such as NBIG
>>142212282
>>142212284
Kira used math to determine where to give Stray Cat scratchies so he'd unconsciously move the air bubbles slightly
>>142212341
That soap was fucking huge
>>142212298
Star Platinum: The World
Star Platinum
THE WORLD
The World
Anything below is irrelevant.
>>142212341
>>142212264
Toniomind
>>142212297
But he did. Ghost dad gave him directions via phone and he moved the bubble accordingly.
>>142212218
Blame Jonathan.
>>142212410
my and his posts were several minutes apart
that's not how that works
>>142212292
Thanks senpai
>>142208983
I love this because you got the meme parts, the only parts that really matter
>>142212459
That Damo looks an awful lot like an Earthbound character.
>>142212420
Well shit I forgot that part.
Maybe KQ shoves its Dick on SC's roothole and moves the air bubbles with it, as if it was a joystick.
>>142212101
>the last panel
I'm dying.
>>142212454
I genuinely think this panel is one of the most terrifying things Araki has drawn
>>142212519
Please don't bring that autistic bullshit into these threads
>>142212548
>Earthbound
>autistic bullshit
Legitimately offended
>>142212562
It's basically the same as Undertale, they share the same fanbase
>>142209771
[How to Explain]
I can see and project a 'schematic' of any object I touch. The schematic shows 'stress' similar to a 3D modeling program. This works on living things also.
Here's the song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZhIGtyyH7c
>>142208983
what do you know about steel ball run? you've been pretty accurate so far
>>142212459
This is more cute than it has any right to be, take my 10/10 anon
>>142212597
would jolyne fuck a horse?
>>142212588
Oh, I still think of the Earthbound fanbase as the starmen.net guysI did post regularly in /utg/ when the game first came out but the threads quickly revolved into 100% waifufaggotry
>>142212689
>I did post regularly in /utg/
kill yourself
>>142212639
If she had the ability she'd fuck anything that moves. Maybe even you.
>>142212396
Is SP really that good?
Pre stand jojo > post stand jojo
>>142207782
>>142210284
>>142206822
>>142207542
Wikihow?
Can't get rid of boner?
>>142212101
Charmy Green could totally beat MIH
>>142212733
I dunno why but this made me feel sad
>>142212751
hot opinion anon, fucking revolutionary
>>142212751
Give me one good reason why JoJo should have continued with Hamon instead of Stands.
>>142212780
Maybe because I directly insulted you.
>>142211610
nigga, is this your first time in a jojo thread?
>>142212819
I think it's because you implied that he was dead, but unfortunately for him he isn't.
>>142212809
>>142212708
NoI don't regret it really, they pumped out a ton of OC in the time I was there. What I do regret istripfagging on the Doctor Who generals on /tv/
>>142212751
My opinion > your opinion
So... That part 6 ending, huh?
Sure was a good ending wasn't it.. hmm?
Really tied everything up nicely.what in the fuck
>>142212899
>tripfagging on the Doctor Who generals on /tv/
Holy fucking shit just kill yourself already
i want to kill myself just reading this
>>142212837
I want to penetrate First Lady Valentine's Love Train with my Tusk
If you know what I mean
>>142212942
You're kind of rude, anon
>>142212926
I liked it. Araki is at his best when he comes down on you like a hawk, swiftly and unexpected.
>>142212926
You just finish reading?
>>142212964
You're contributing to the degeneration of 4chan
I can't forgive that
>>142212955
you want to shoot Valentine with your infinite fingernail?
>>142212955
Valentine wouldn't go from President to First Lady just because of a gender change.
>>142212926
I liked it because of how unexpectedly sad it was. It was a fitting end in it's own right but damn I get depressed thinking of what Emporio went through
Poor kid, I hope he had it better in the Ireneverse
>>142212899
But the important thing is that you stopped posting in those generalsright?
>>142212979
Yeah. Read the first three chapters of SBR and gonna continue tomorrow. Hopefully I'll finish it by next weekend and can start on P8.
Okay, anons, here's an idea.
Take the last number in your post, and whatever part it's from, take a stand from that part and make it useful in an office environment. A regular, 9 to 5, desk job. Make a stand from that part useful there.
If it's from 1 or 2, make Hamon or Vampirism useful in the office space, and if it's 9 or 0, choose any random Stand and make it work in the office place.
Ready? Go.
>>142213024
beep
>>142213024
Rollan
>>142207061
>villian fic anon never delivered
it still hurts
>>142213024
Rrrrrrrollllll
>>142213018
Get ready, those first two volumes are a fucking blast.
The rest is great, too, but those first two are an amazing start.
>>142213018
Take your time, Anon. Many consider SBR to be the best part. Personally loved it.
![[Malicious Maladies Made Marked Down].png](https://i.imgur.com/aYt1IRl.png "[Malicious Maladies Made Marked Down]")
>>142212837
>Kars- Rich bitch who is too good for you. Possibly lesbian.
>DIO- total slut, swings both ways, will use you for your cash and dump you. She looks nice, but its all a ploy. Has a possibly stolen boob job.
>Diavolo- literally a crack whore with a nice dress. will probably steal your kidney to get more crack.
>Valentine- Pure christian waifu who did nothing wrong. She will go to church, help make america great again, and raise a pure american family. She is also cool and fun, can teach you how to shotgun a beer.
Valentine is the only correct answer.
>>142213024
rolling.
>>142213057
>Only just started 7
>>142213010
Yep, now I'm filling the void that is my time and social life with these threads
And then these will end, be forgotten, and I'll have to find somewhere else
>>142213024
RollingHope I don't get 0 or 9
>>142212837
>Ultimate lifeform
>Cowtits
Does not compute.
>>142213024
rolling
>>142213024
Last post was this
>>142213061
No idea how vampirism would be useful in an office, let alone hamon. I am sure Araki would know, though.
>>142213001
valentine actually could've pulled in an alternate universe version of himself where he was a female
>>142213054
Killer Queen: Eco friendly garbage disposal
>>142213052Still busy with studies anon, forgive me.
>>142213024
rolling
>>142213059
Interesting opinion ya got there. Seems like most people think that the first chunk of the part is boring until it picks up.
>>142213024
roll
>>142213024
Hoping for a 4 or 8, just gonna pick Killer Queen
>>142213049
>D4C
Summon alternate versions of yourself to help you get jobs done quicker
>>142212955
>First lady
That's Madame President to you.
>>142213159
Beat you to it faggot
>>142213132
Why was SBR so inconsistent about keeping powers?
>>142213150
I really like the race bit. The fights are great, but I think Araki can make a really good race story when it's just a race, too.
>>142213116
I wanna bully wammu
>>142213120
>0
shit uuuuh
use Star Platinum to type ridiculously fast?
>>142213024
Roland
>>142213103
Star Platinum: Draw really good.
>>142213116
low test
>>142213127
I would've liked SBR so much more if at least some of the alternate Valentines were actually different.
Like there's the original fat Valentine, but then every Valentine after that is exactly the same.
>>142213153
Use Bast to keep all my paperclips or whatever together, I don't fucking know I hate part 3
>>142211712
Its not fucking real.
What the fuck is with this "baww nothing i read ever happened may as well give up on jojo for life ;----; "
And the endings actually one of the more uplifting ones.
>>142213259
STOOOOOOPPPP
>>142213167
Not stealing your alt universe selves' pudding from the fridge
>>142213180
>>142213132
>not using Killer Queen to rise up the corporate ladder
You're cute.
>>142213288
>risking having the pudding menger your stomach
>>142213242
Vampirism: Freezing ability could come in handy whenever the shitty fridge in the break room stops working.
>>142213326
>keep your food cold at your cubcile so your shitty coworkers don't steal it
>>142211712
Did your memories of parts 1-6 just disappear? Because you realize that this is a fictional story, nothing got nullified. The main villain of part 7's stand literally shows that there's infinite possibilities and that the story Araki told with the original universe is just one. Like there was a universe where Johnny and Valentine were chasing after diamonds, who's to say that story wasn't more "valid" or "canon" than the one we saw?
>>142213310
>not wanting a quiet life
>putting yourself in the spotlight
>>142213265
>I don't fucking know I hate part 3
Thanks for that unnecessary bloging.
>>142207906
>part 6 crew your favorite crew but pucci is your least favorite villain
>>142213180
Ha, fuck you, I choose Part 8 Killer Queen and use bubbles to do your job better.
HEY YOU
>>142213439
>le any personal remark is le blog meme
epic
Shiā Hāto Atakku...
>>142213393
>implying you can't shut people up and tie up loose ends with Killer Queen
Once again
>>142213493
No David Bowie, the song goes:
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER
HEART ATTACK
>>142213485
Stay asshurt pleb, thanks for letting us know.
>>142213493
>has no weakness
>has several weaknesses
>>142213537
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAL
CARDIAC
>>142213537
INAR INAR INAR
INARTICULATE
Why do people think KQ is such a powerful stand, its not that strong and I dont think it cou
>>142213364
I think he means the entire fate of the joestar bloodline thing. On first glance it does look like Araki is shitting on all the jojos who sacrificed so much only to die in vain. But thats a dumb POV because after the gay priest goes to homohell where he is being raped by women all day, the joestars of the reset universe are finally free from their cursed fate and can live normal lifes.
>>142213263
>fat Valentine
>buff Valentine
>girl Valentine
>robot Valentine
>caveman Valentine
>pirate Valentine
Together they are... THE CHRIST CORPSE COLLECTORS CLUB (otherwise known as the 4c
>>142213576
Huh? What did you say?
Anon, please tell me what you were gonna sa
>>142213611
Why do people think Killer Queen is such a powerful stand, its not that strong and I dont think it cou
>>142213584
>loli Valentine
>cripple Valentine
>Valentine that didn't become president and is just a patriotic weirdo
>nudist Valentine
>>142213611
>>142213611
Why do people think Killer Queen is such a powerful stand, its not that strong and I dont think it cou
>>142213555
Fuck off, he was giving a reason for his.choice being poor pre-emptively so people dont wonder why he isn't using vanilla ice to make documents and random objects disappear to troll his boss/coworkers.
>>142213611
Why do people think Killer Queen is such a powerful stand, its not that strong and I dont think it cou
>>142213009
But what about the part 4 and 5 characters, what happened to them?
>>142213502
>2
>desk job
Oh good, I suppose that the ripple can help me survive overtime night shifts forever.
finished revision of my special snowflake version
added new box, favorite figure
>It's another Bites the Dust thre
>>142213714
>Valentine
>Minor Villain
?
>>142213024
Rolling.
>>142213764
he wasn't the final boss :^)
>>142213714
Why is Yasuho coming out of the frame?
>>142213771
I use vampirism as an excuse as to why I have to come in late.
>It's another Bites the Dust thre
>>142213646
>"I hate a part" means "I have no knowledge of a part"
>names bast one of the lesser known stands
He was giving an excuse when he didn't need to and sounds like you're both whiny faggots. Do you two fuck each other on the weekends?Here's your (You)
>>142213783
You don't need to be the final boss to be a major villain though, that's just silly.
>>142213804
i saw it on another of these and thought it looked neat
>>142213764
>>142213783
but actually just a cheeky way to include him somewhere
wish i could do the same for joseph and maybe pucci
could killer queen make my parents get back together?
>>142213966
No.
>>142213966
well it helped shinobu's relationship
>>142213966
Sure thing, Hayato.
>>142213825
Maybe that was a more memorable stand for him for some reason, I dont know. And if people voicing their opinion about hating a certain part is blogposting you can easily accuse half the people in this thread of just that, including the guys who post the charts.
>Do you two fuck each other on the weekends?
Don't act like you're not lusting fir burly bara action, anon.
>>142213966
Your parents would still be together if you didn't exist
>>142213804
PP Act 3's power is to transcend reality which allows Yasuho to escape from the fictional medium she and her friends are trapped in
man fuck jolyne and hermes, if I found a stash of dvds with superpowers I'd go nuts
could killer queen make my parents get back together?
>>142213804
I do that a lot.
>Kira will never learn to love Hayato and his mom
>he'll never slowly kill less and less people, eventually fully stopping
>he'll never form a bond withat Hayato and be forced to apologize to the families of those he killed in small but meaningful ways
>he'll never redeem himself and in the process finally achieve the quiet life he's always yearned for
End me now please
>>142214092
>Kira and Whitesnake look like they're crawling under the heading to get out of their boxes
got me to chuckle, 9/10 for that.
>>142214071
>fuck jolyne and hermes
I'm trying
>>142214120
>>142214092
Actually, I take it back, you've got some fucking spot-on taste there, 10/10.
>>142214127
both look like they'll give you a disease if you touch them once.
Does anybody have that screencap of a Kawajiris SoL anime concept?
>>142207473
Maybe on the same way a Tulpa work?
Maybe stands are just developed tulpas
>>142214232
More for me
who has that link to the imgur album with jojo reaction images
Is fucking FF beastiality or necrophilia
Because I'd be okay with both
>>142214371
Yes.
>>142214371
Both
>>142211575
I can only draw shitty cute girls, spare me
>>142214371
>Is fucking FF beastiality or necrophilia
It'sthe best thing ever so it doesn't really matter
>>142214232
Excuse me, my waifu takes that description
>>142214465
Draw a SHA as a girl and you will be spared
