Now: Glitchless OoT Any%
Deep in the night: Trauma Center
gamesdonequick.com/schedule
nth for judyposting
>>344373030
>glitchless
>uses glitches anyway
>>344373030
>Glitchless
CALLED THE FUCK OUT
>the fat asian chick is still announcing
we're truly in hell
Also they're basically admitting they're using glitches right now
CALLED OUT
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female:"big penis$"
ALL THE CATEGORIES ARE ARBITRARY
its not a glitch....................... from a certain point of view
this damage control LOL
6th for question cutting right through this glitchless bullshit
bugs =/= glitches
they are exploiting bugs, not glitches
DU DU DU DU DU
I'd rather watch Kripp play Snorestone than this bug free letsplay.
>>344373030
>glitchless
Reminder that this category is literally arbitrary
>The developers intended for bombs to boost you through the air
Nigga no they didn't.
I HAD THE STREAM MUTED
WHAT WAS SAID THAT CALLED HIM OUT
there is no way in hell the devs intended on you beating the dragon by spamming bombs in one hole
Reminder all categories are arbitrary, and this one is the worst.
Allowed Techniques:
-Power Crouch Stabbing
-Roll invincibility
-Jumpslashing in mid-air for more distance
-Shield dropping
-Using broken deku stick
-Rolling from the blue switch in Jabu Jabu's Belly
-Damage boosting
-Getting on top of the falling spike trap in the Shadow Temple
-Damage Buffering
-Placing bombs on lava pits to damage Volvagia
-Skip talking to the owl by switching weapons
-Opening underwater chests while wearing the Iron Boots
-Backflipping onto the falling ceiling in the Forest Temple
-Passing through the back of the door to Darunia's room
-Attacking through a wall, block, or red ice
-Opening flaming treasure chests
Banned Techniques:
-Infinite Sword Glitch
-Megaflip
-Ground jump
-Hoverboost
-Superslide
-Hovering
-Crossing Haunted Wasterland as child
-Rescuing the Carpenters as child
-Going Out of Bounds
-Going through a wall
-Getting the Big Key in the Shadow Temple without Din's fire
-Stepping onto an outer wall of area (e.g. early Shadow Temple)
-Diving with navi, ocarina, bottle, or magic items
-Flame storage
-Reverse Bottle Adventure
-Getting the Gold Scale as a child
-Something except for a sword on B (excluding normal circumstances like riding Epona)
-Changing items into bottles
-Wrong warping and skipping cutscenes (using death, etc.)
-Catching something in a bottle during a cutscene (e.g. early basement in the Forest Temple)
-Using a bottled item to hold down a switch
-Ocarina Items
-Z-slide
-A-slide
-Going through the roof of the Gerudo jail with Hookshot or Longshot
-Getting Zora Tunic without blue fire
-Falling through the green slimy thing with a fairy in Jabu Jabu's Belly
-Skipping the "trials" in Ganon's castle
-Dying while standing on a switch in order to skip pushing a block onto it
-Dying with a fairy to damage boost Link to an otherwise unreachable ledge (e.g. boosting up to the switch in the main room of Dodongo's Cavern)
eh
rehhh
>having to explain yourself every two minutes
This is how you know your category is shit.
>>344373136
>the fat asian chick is still announcing
Are you talking about edobean? Because I want torapeher tbqh
Watching /v/ sperg out over semantics is more entertaining than this run.
100% would have been better
This announcer is fucking B A N N N E D
So what are you guys REALLY doing right now.
I mean, I'm pretty sure we are all half paying attention to this shit.
My got... after thousands of hours of being exposed to OoT I never realized that she used DekuNuts to flash Link.
My life is a lie.
>>344373106
For you
>>344373106
What's your favourite Judy webm?
>hookshot into it
>spam a
>the devs totally intended this guys!
>The devs intended for you to i-frame thru fire walls to skip puzzles
Speed runner logic
>>344373235
Donator said "What is it that makes this a glitchless run as opposed to a glitched run?"
HOW THE FUCK IS THIS INTENDED
When's Trauma Center? That actually sounds fun.
>>344373282
fellow /srg/ poster? sup dude
>>344373274
She reminds me of my ex kind of.
All you losers who can't understand the distinction between what is or is not a glitch. This really isn't that hard to wrap your head around.
>>344373367
Dang
Thanks anon
>opening a chest underwater using a hookshot glitch
>not that important so it's allowed lol
I N T E N D E D
D E V E L O P E R
M E C H A N I C
>>344373239
>>344373232
theres so many points where the developers didn't intend for what this fucker did this whole time
the fact theres skips tells you all
fuckin insecure speedrunners
This is so fucking bori
>Speedrun marathon
>Have four hour run that is slower because "glitchless"
>Uses glitches
>But only certain ones
>Is slow
>And boring
Why is this allowed?
>>344373340
I'm actually browsing /v/ right now. They have a thread up about SGDQ, you should check it out.
>>344373239
His explanation made no sense. None of this shit is intended by the devs. He should've just left it at "we decided minor glitches are okay, but wrong warping and other shit isn't".
>>344373428
explain that last skip then
>>344373106
>>344373351
>>344373356
>>>/b/
You missed the meme race for a couple of hours.
Tell me bout the tasmanian tiger incident, what happened
>>344373243
>-Opening underwater chests while wearing the Iron Boots
>-Using broken deku stick
Why wouldn't you be allowed to do these?
>>344373232
>being knocked back by a bomb is unintended
so i understant that the devs intended for you to stay in the same exact place after an explosion?
What are you drinking while not watching this run /v/?
/v/ino here.
Legitimate strategy.
Why didn't they name it "no major glitches%" ?
>>344373467
Renamon
L I T E R A L perfection
>>344373382
>they didn't want that to happen
I can understand not wanting to show any% again especially since the fastest strat isn't consistent, but I don't see why this run is in over 100% or MST.
>>344373508
guinness
>>344372839
NEVER fucking post shitty inflated reaction webms in my presence again.
>>344373340
drinking and really trying to grasp what these guys consider glitchless
Reminder that people who get upset over this category are crybaby virgin faggots who really need to take the sticks out of their asses and just enjoy the game... even if it is just a massive steaming pile of dog shit.
>>344373508
Crown Royale
>>344373363
I agree with them that that one isn't a glitch. The developers intended for iframes to make you invincible and not take damage or get knocked back.
>>344373523
Not as catchy
>>344373523
I want to impregnate Taylor Swift
>2 more hours of this
>want to stay up for the pikmin run
JUST
>>344373402
pics?
>>344373030
They've been exposed. This will surely be their downfall.
EH REH
EH REH
EH REH
>>344373508
Boulevard
Can someone tell me what the runner is doing that is an ACTUAL glitch?
I don't understand how hitting hit boxes is a glitch...
>>344373467
Fidget is mai Waifu
>>344373495
>Opening underwater chests while wearing the Iron Boots
This is just what he did, aka use the hookshot to open a chest you shouldn't be able to.
>>344373586
Go fap.
>>344373469
there was a donation incentive for a pacifist run
it was met
the runner constantly killed shit anyway
They probably told the announcer to read off more meme donations now.
Which Crimson Demon would you semen.
I WANT TO FUCK THE POE SISTERS
LISTEN
"""Glitchless"""
Holy shit just do the "glitched" run ffs no one wants to see you beat the game "Glitchless" in 4 hours because you didn't perform 20 out of 50 glitches.
>>344373523
or
>we choose which glitches are ok and which are not%.
>>344373428
>Runner himself has called them glitches
Accidental or not, that is pretty revealing
I don't understand that meme.
>>344373642
I want to marry and impregnate Megumin
>>344373538
Did 100% get super broken and awful or something? Why not just do 100%?
>>344373508
Water
Which is the better speedgame?
you can consider all categories for your answer
>>344373642
Dorkness
"""""GLITCHLESS"""""" RUN
>>344373546
>those terrible artifacts
Did you fucking make a webm from camcorder rips?
>OOT any% WR is 10 minutes now
How?
why don't they just call this "no wrong warp/no OOB" or "all dungeons"? those are categories lots of games have
>>344373467
Zoroark
>>344373546
>>344373239
The devs intended you to hit hitboxes. Hitboxes existed during that fight.
You guys are trying way too hard. You aren't clever or intelligent.
>>344373523
to make it seem impressive
>>344373686
They've already done it and the best runner is mortal enemies with Uyama
The rest are half an hour behind or worse
>>344373402
Then I would rape your ex, anon.
>>344373656
they have to do that no matter what
>>344373698
I think zelda is shit so 64 senpai
>>344373243
The fact that they called it glitchless is just retardation. Why not call it 'all dungeons' or something like that?
>>344373626
Wait, what? Hookshot? That post only says iron boots, which sounds legit.
>>344373467
Coco, ever since the age of 6 before I could fap to her.
>>344373698
Fucking Mario are you kidding me.
There's so much more movement options it's insane.
>>344373698
Super Mario 64 easily
It's barely a contest, there's so much more movement options
>>344373698
>Mario travels through space
>Link travels through time
>>344373698
Mario, no contest.
>>344373642
Aqua no doubt
sup guys, just got banned 3600 minutes in twitch chat.
wanna know what I said?
"@(just some guy I was having a conversation with about the glitched any% run) nice, I remember when cosmo got 18:10, that was a huge deal"
so I guess saying cosmo gets you an hour chat ban??!
fuck that gay shit
SHITTY WEBMS LEAVE!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
>>344373686
Because ZFG is the only one that's good at it and he only does AGDQ
>>344373698
mario. zelda is too fuckin slow
We call these not technically glitches a "half glitch press".
It's not a full glitch and therefore it doesn't count towards the no glitch clause.
And I know what you're saying already.
"A glitch is a glitch, you can't say it's only half a glitch."
Well, TJ 'Henry' Yoshi, hear me out...
>>344373467
>waifu
Nah
>>344373717
I just trimmed the webm the other dude posted since his was fuckhuge with the sides of the room shown for no reason. Go ask >>344372839 why it's full of artifacts.
>>344373698
super mario is pure execution
in oot (relevant categories) most of the fun is how the runs are routed and sequenced
and it has very complicated glitchs that have to do with memory manipulation
>>344373789
have you never seen Ocarina of time any %
it's literally just one big glitch with insanely precise movement tech that super mario 64 doesn't even rival
>>344373742
I would love for someone to interview Miyamoto and ask him that, just for the autist butthurt when he responds with "what? you weren't supposed to be able to do that"
>>344373586
cant wait for anothers trannies gone quick
https://youtu.be/zXcIGJP7vCc
>tried walking out of the boundaries
>Banned Techniques:
>-Going Out of Bounds
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Fuck speedrunners
>>344373840
You're forcing it
PLEASE TELL ME THE FUCKING DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A GLITCH AND AN "EXPLOIT". BECAUSE THIS SHIT LOOKS LIKE GLITCHES AND SHOULD BE CLASSIFIED AS SUCH
>>344373864
I watched both of them side by side, the smaller one is blurrier.
![stdin_snapshot_01.40.11_[2016.07.09_17.18.45].png](https://i.imgur.com/5F6qp7U.jpg "stdin_snapshot_01.40.11_[2016.07.09_17.18.45].png")
>>344373880
Im watching it right now
>>344373880
Can Link travel to parallel universes? I thought not.
Mario 1
Link 0
>>344373698
>you will never go back to the summer of 2011 when Sig was nolifing runs
>>344373467
Her
>>344373938
It's a joke, get over yourself.
It's friday night and your watching anime. explain yourself.
>>344373864
God you're stupid as fuck. Obviously you don't trim it and reap the lower bitrate that compensated for the wasted space. Trash the whole fucking thing and get a high quality rip.
You're worse than him for proliferating low quality without benefit of an untrimmed webm.
>>344373987
Fine, try this one.
>>344373946
Exploits are just using the game's mechanics in an unintended and glitchy way.
Glitches are literally breaking the game.
>>344374031
Holy shit sauce?
>>344373889
Hitting hitboxes is an intended mechanic.
Wall clipping is not an intended mechanic.
Is this a simple enough explanation or are you going to continue pretending to be retarded?
>>344373810
>>344373789
link has as many moves as mario
and even more if you consider mega sidehops, superslides, esses, wesses, hesses, bomb hovers, ground jumps and many more
>I don't know how long it would need me to read them all
>no Halo speedruns
Was anything done on Xbox fat?
>>344373467
Furfags need to get gassed.
>>344374080
>glitchy way
>>344373946
Glitches breaks the games "physics"
Expliots uses the games "physics" to their advantage without breaking them
HEY KILL YOURSELF
>>344374080
you too
>>344373875
110% EXECUTE
>>344373698
Mario, you can see more awesome stuff on it, not only faster but better.
>Hey, Listen!
Cringe
>>344374097
>hitting hitboxes in situations where the devs never intended said hitboxes to be hittable is intended
your mental gymnastics are fucking amazing
>>344374132
Can a human impregnate a bunny cop?
>1/5 OF HIS BANK ACCOUNT
1/5 OF HIS BANK ACCOUNT
>1/5 OF HIS BANK ACCOUNT
1/5 OF HIS BANK ACCOUNT
Furfags need to get laid
>See something that can vaguely be interpreted as the female form
>Become obsessed with fapping to it
>>344374031
>still posting this shitty meme when the good webm already exists
>>344374034
>implying there is literally anything wrong with being alone on a Friday night
>Danny B
Is this the same guy who did Necrodancer's soundtrack?
>>344374161
She does actually look like Edobean, you're right.
And I don't retract my earlier statement, I would still rape her. I'm glad you see my way, anon.
>>344374108
Call me when Link travels to parallel worlds and can cause monsters to levitate.
>>344374227
holy fuck that's sad
>>344373946
A glitch is an oversight in the way the game was made which can lead to various effects.
An exploit is using these to your advantage.
>>344374204
Then you should probably wait a few more years for your brain to develop. I can't give a simpler explanation.
it would be nice if the runner let her read donations instead of making excuses for glitching.
Also, I thought the games were supposed to be done quick?
Reminder that frame perfect is a buzzword and most of the "tricks" are multiple frames long and that "glitchless" means no MAJOR glitches
>doing entry level tricks throughout a regular playthrough counts as a speed run now
>>344374161
This is the person speaking?
>>344374121
A few things. I don't know why they didn't do Halo. Hell, I would actually donate to see it. At least my donation would be a real one, unlike the (((anonymous))) ones.
>>344374201
>donates $1000
>why don't yu donate what do you need the money for
fuck the 3rd world I support myseld,friends and family
https://www.reddit.com/r/speedrun/comments/4ryk67/ocarina_of_time_any_glitchless_isnt_actually/
>reddit is defending this run
>>344374080
>glitchy way
>glitch
Literally a glitch.
>>344374273
>when Link travels to parallel worlds
wrong warp
>>344374281
>implying exploits can't be glitches
Fable economy says hi
>>344374281
B-b-b-b-but the developers obviously intended for 'THESE' ones to be used!
>>344374313
I agree that this is a stupid category.
They should have just done MST.
>>344374227
Why is shit like this encouraged?
>>344374242
Where is it?
>first time I ever played OoT
>get to Phantom Ganon
>Navi hint says we need to find a way to reflect his magic
>thinking what I have that's reflective
>oh hey, glass! I have bottles!
>empty a bottle
>swing bottle to reflect the magic orbs back
Didn't know I could just use my sword until I got to the real Ganon fight. Oddly enough, swinging a bottle -does- work.
Why don't they just do 100% run when they're just using "minor" glitches?
>>344374061
A bomb!
![stdin_snapshot_02.50.39_[2016.07.08_23.32.34].png](https://i.imgur.com/rzoo19X.jpg "stdin_snapshot_02.50.39_[2016.07.08_23.32.34].png")
>guy who was number 1 until we changed the rules
>>344373030
>almost 4 hours
no fuck that.
>>344374209
Only one way to find out
>>344374153
If you have to use airquotes, then you should clarify your terms more. How is the bridge clip a mere exploit, but something like sliding/levitation isn't? Both are abusing the same game engine, but to different ends.
>>344373946
I imagine generally glitches involve memory/state manipulation. Having mechanics in a game that don't do this but have unintended interactions is oversight on the developers part.
>>344373467
>>344374281
>EXTREMELY BROKEN
>NOT A GLITCH
OH BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
I'm gonna shit, hope I don't miss any more ebin habbenings while I'm gone
>>344374306
>frame perfect
>pixel perfect in a 3D game
>subpixels in a retro 2D game
What's the difference between a sellout and just a mega-popular runner?
>MFW I realize Narcissa was right, and all of the categories actually ARE arbitrary
HOLY SHITTT
>>344374421
I remember you posting this before
Good stuff
>>344374421
doesn't it have a superior hitbox by virtue of being larger or lingering longer?
>>344374313
this. it seems like this """"""glitchless"""""""" category just spawned from "fuck, this wrong warp is too hard but i don't want to do 100%, lets just make a new category for scrubs like me"
>>344374418
Because it's for charity you fucking jew.
>>344374420
It's on pomf somewhere.
>>344374451
But wrongwarping isn't an oversight?
>>344374496
Can furfags just make their own thread, why do they need to shit this one up?
>>344374486Runners aresellouts
>>344374340
why am i not allowed to downvote shit
>before we changed the rules
Of course you changed the rule
you couldnt beat someone's time so changed the rules so you could beat him
>>344373779
because all dungeons uses glitches and takes 90 minutes you fucking mong
>>344374331
Cosmo has gone through some shit, so I somewhat don't blame him for losing his fucking mind.
4 YEARS
HOLY KEK
>>344374476
I'll let you know don't worry
This run wouldn't be so stupid if it wasn't so fucking boring.
>>344374486
WITWIX GETS MONEY NIGGA
TOO BAD JEN LOOKS LIKE AN ALIEN FUCKED A JEW
SADKILL THE KEK-OS
>4 (FOUR)YEARS
>donating to a fake foundation
Cuck-os
>>344374496
What did she say?
>>344374550
>>344374486
if youre popular and dont sellout youre an idiot
>took me 4 Y E A R S to beat this part of the game
jesus
no really
who
is
the middle guy on the couch
i want to suck his feminine penis
>>344374451
Being able to bomb hover isn't a glitch, it's an unintended interaction that the developers overlooked.
>>344374486
a sellout is happy off stream and just doing it for the money. a mega popular runner has no life outside of streaming and would be suicidal if they stopped
>>344374597
I played OoT when I was 20. I was stuck for days until I read a guide on how to solve the puzzle of looking at the sun or some shit.
>>344374452
great taste
What is this """glitchless"""" meme? Did he actually glitch in a glitchless run? What glitches?
I N T E N D E D
N
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>>344374626
I think they are cute together my fellow WitWix fan
>>344374486
witwix has a winning personality for meme lovers and he knew hed never make any real bank being a speedrunner, plus he has to pay for all of jens shit despite the fact that she gets tons of donations, id sell out too
>>344374680
>it's an unintended interaction that the developers overlooked
So a glitch.
>takes a nap at the start of the run
>wakes up
>seeing It still has 2 more hours
>Nobody claps except for 1000 dollar+ donations now
Times change.
>>344373467
I'm going to marry Krystal!
Repeat after me; G L I T C H L E S S
this is the dumbest category ever
>>344374486
well hes fat and shes ugly
good couple
>using a trowel to put on 10 lbs of makeup
>that wolf whistle
>>344374587
redditors complain about how downvotes aren't an "I DISAGREE" button and get butthurt over their arbitrary points
basically, who fucking cares, it's the shittest forum on the web
>>344374496
Cosmo. COSMO.
>>344374764
I'm pretty sure she's been claimed by millions of other autists, you may want to try again.
>>344374706
Thanks anon
>>344374759
[read the quoted post m8]
>>344374763
People used to clap for any donation above $100.
Now you see $300-400 not even getting claps.
>>344374721
He's using the crouch stab damage glitch every single fight.
He has an extremely strict definition of the word glitch apparently.
>>344374626
Witwix is such a progressive faggot. It's kinda sad since I thought he was based before I found out. Same goes for his viewerbase.
>>344374803
triggered
I want that person banned
they perpetuate rape culture
>>344374763
They know they're all fake. Notch has forsaken them.
>>344374828
I want to fertilize her eggs
>>344374702
oh, well good job anon!
I beat the game when I was like 10
I N T E N D E D
D E V E L O P E R
M E C H A N I C
>>344374741
not sure who I feel more sorry for
her having to suck a fat dudes dick
or him settling for an uggo
>>344374721
It means literally what it saysless glitches :^)
>>344374741
W I T W I X R A I D
>>344374828
>people actually find ugly fish people attractive
This definitely smells fishy.
>>344374764
Get back to /ntr/
>run is boring as shit
>but memeing about """glitchless""" is fun
I just got back. Were there any epic memes about the water temple?
Where are the mods?
Why all this furry shit?
Also faggots, is that autistic comic still going? candybowl some shit, i dont remember the name.
>Will only get four keys and change the water twice
Oh, I'd love to see this.
>>344374034
Wrong, it's friday night and I'm watching a boring Ocarina of Time letsplay.
>i'm not supposed to be able to do that
>intended developer mechanics
>>344374558
>glitchless
>>344374839
She's mine
