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Ocarina of Time forever
gamesdonequick.com/schedule
>back room gambling
THATS FUCKING ILLEGAL
"""""""""""""""""""""""glitchless"""""""""""""""""""""""""
lmao
>glitchless
>/v/ hates mario
>/v/ hates mega man
>/v/ hates kirby
>/v/ hates zelda
>/v/ has absolutely no complaints of 2 dooms and 2 doom clones followed by a gorillion of the same glitchfest first person shooters
I know some of you are just shitposting for attention, but some of you are being sincere and you need to fuck off back to whatever shitheap you came from.
>Narcissa donation
Welp I'm out. fuck this place.
thanks cosmo
ITS HAPPENING
>glitchless
>her
who's this girl announcer
Why are they playing the MingLee version?
Ocarina of Time is a good game, 8/10. But it doesn't deserve the status of perfect because of various issues, like unskippable cutscenes. "Being an old game" only works with the N64 release, but doesn't defend the 3DS remaster which has the same exact problems.
Agree or not? Share your thoughts.
WinWaker Cosmo PogChamp
>THAT DONATION
>all those deleted messages after that donation
Those anonymous donations sure aren't GDQ LLC
>comso donation
>everyone is silent as fuck
AYYY
>Glitchless Any%
>Still abuses bugs
Can this guy get banned now?
>narcissa gets mentioned in donation
>half of chat is timed out
top tippity kek
>that Narcissa donation
Its like an obituary.
NARCISSA
> her
>post Cosmo
>get banned
YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
Announcer clearly didn't know who Narcissa is >_>
>>344368735
shit I missed it what was the donation?
qt sneakypie plaid gf
Dude......for twice a day this week, I've been coming to /v/ and asking for cringy and awkward shit from this sgdq and I gotta tell you.....
I made a terrible mistake. A big mistake, this is too much shit to handle. I didn't know it was gonna be like this, anon.
>>344368686
/v/ has an irrational love for kirby idk what the fuck you're on about
Official SGDQ 2016 Tier List
>Old GQD Tier
Jak and Daxter
>Top Tier
Deus Ex
Sonic '06
Gimmick!
Star Wars: Jedi Academy
>High Tier
Super Mario World
Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze (Race)
Pepsimeme
Demon's Crest
Momodora: Reverie Under the Moonlight (One-Handed)
Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (Blindfolded)
Catherine
Actraiser
Hagane
The Elder Scrolls II: Daggerfall
>Mid. Tier
Sonic Adventure 2
Super Mario Bros. 3
Max Payne 2
Fallout 3: Tranniversary Edition
Tetris Block (Excluding setup)
Kirby and the Amazing Mirror (Co-op)
>Low Tier
Literally everything else
>Ty the Tasmanian Trainwreck Tier
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger
Trials Fusion (Shilling)
>cosmo mentioned
>massive surge in <message deleted> in chat
lamo
Literally, LITERALLY only making a donation to encourage shitposting
>our orc-a-rina
>>344368686
I don't think """"/v/""""" hates mario, megaman nor kirby. Zelda on the other hand is objectively shit.
>cosmo is the only zelda speedrunner /v/ knows
holy shit why do I even bother with this board
>calls cosmo a "she"
>then says its a hero
lel.
>>344368713
10/10 when I first played it
8/10 after so many years
Still good tho
>>344368686
>treating /v/ as one person
if you want a worthless echo chamber to bounce your own opinions back to you, fuck off to reddit faggot
Find ONE flaw.
>>344368803
bruh........
>Cosmo twitch emote is a bannable offence in chat
Jesus Christ
>>344368890
>no dick
>>344368795
of course she knew who narcissa is. why do you think she read the donation? she probably doesn't have anything against trans people like people on /v/ do
>>344368702
yellowkillerbee i'm guessing
>>344368691
>>344368715
>>344368742
>>344368784
>>344368814
>>344368870
user was timed out
Reminder all categories are arbitrary, and this one is the worst.
Allowed Techniques:
-Power Crouch Stabbing
-Roll invincibility
-Jumpslashing in mid-air for more distance
-Shield dropping
-Using broken deku stick
-Rolling from the blue switch in Jabu Jabu's Belly
-Damage boosting
-Getting on top of the falling spike trap in the Shadow Temple
-Damage Buffering
-Placing bombs on lava pits to damage Volvagia
-Skip talking to the owl by switching weapons
-Opening underwater chests while wearing the Iron Boots
-Backflipping onto the falling ceiling in the Forest Temple
-Passing through the back of the door to Darunia's room
-Attacking through a wall, block, or red ice
-Opening flaming treasure chests
Banned Techniques:
-Infinite Sword Glitch
-Megaflip
-Ground jump
-Hoverboost
-Superslide
-Hovering
-Crossing Haunted Wasterland as child
-Rescuing the Carpenters as child
-Going Out of Bounds
-Going through a wall
-Getting the Big Key in the Shadow Temple without Din's fire
-Stepping onto an outer wall of area (e.g. early Shadow Temple)
-Diving with navi, ocarina, bottle, or magic items
-Flame storage
-Reverse Bottle Adventure
-Getting the Gold Scale as a child
-Something except for a sword on B (excluding normal circumstances like riding Epona)
-Changing items into bottles
-Wrong warping and skipping cutscenes (using death, etc.)
-Catching something in a bottle during a cutscene (e.g. early basement in the Forest Temple)
-Using a bottled item to hold down a switch
-Ocarina Items
-Z-slide
-A-slide
-Going through the roof of the Gerudo jail with Hookshot or Longshot
-Getting Zora Tunic without blue fire
-Falling through the green slimy thing with a fairy in Jabu Jabu's Belly
-Skipping the "trials" in Ganon's castle
-Dying while standing on a switch in order to skip pushing a block onto it
-Dying with a fairy to damage boost Link to an otherwise unreachable ledge (e.g. boosting up to the switch in the main room of Dodongo's Cavern)
Quick, tell me a sadpanda tag.
>>344368813
cheers anon, I needed a nice recap of which VODs are worthy to watch later
There is literally nothing wrong with wanting to be a girl.
>>344368743
>Waaaaah this speedrunner is skipping this completely undemanding cutscene please ban
Kill yourself weebshitter
>>344368945
Video games
>>344368813
You haven't seen Curse of Issyos, have you?
Give it a watch when you get the chance. It's Top Tier for the banter alone.
>>344368945
incest
REPOSTING
it doesn't employ anything that the developers didn't intend, it just joins them in a way that they didn't intend.
glitches are things that the developers didn't intend.
I miss cosmo, he was like the one guy that knew how to make speedrunning seem fun while having his own geeky anti-charisma.
Ive been banned for 4000sec for that kek donation
>>344368945
tanlines
why didnt she get a slot for sgdq?
>>344368942
my mind wanders
>>344368937
>>344368702
>yellowkillerbee i'm guessing
>>344368937
you guessed wrong
>>344368945
Kemoshota
>>344368945
banana pie
>>344368942
>skip talking to the owl by switching weapons
How arbitrary can you fucking get?
Any% isn't arbitrary imo, since it allows everything possible.
>>344369058
becuase shes not a tranny.
>>344368890
Not real and my gf. That's two.
>/v/ suddenly full of twitch chat posters
kill yourselves desu trees
>>344369030
I missed it. What did you say?
>>344368890
Where can I put my dick when I'm bored with blowjobs?
>>344368996
Those two were hilarious. One snide cunt and one literal robot. Their interview after was great too, the interviewer had no idea how to handle their constant banter.
It also helps explain why the Jak and Daxter run was good, Pcull was involved in both of them.
>>344369097
Holy shit fuck you and fuck that pos
>>344369030
You got banned for mentioning the donation, or you got banned for actually donating?
Because if it's the latter, that's fucked up. If it's the former, serves you right for not knowing gdq chat mods are nazi thought police.
>>344368890
Too old
>>344369058
Because the people setting it up are ugly, haggard, sociopathic women devoted to inflating their ego, not actually helping people. Prettier women are a threat.
>>344369058
Failed the penis inspection
>>344369058
Because she has a vagina.
You will never be as alpha/drunk as stiv and intimidate cosmo to the point of insanity.
https://vimeo.com/95646490
>>344369141
Im pretty sure a slit opens up
Like gills
why aren't there more girls becoming boys traps?
>>344369141
>doesn't know about paizuri
Boys can be cute girls too.
Cosmo is not one of them.
>>344369085
excuse me?
"Link... I'm afraid it's been... 7 years."
>>344368803
>tranniversary
I don't know how such a restricted gdq can produce such cringe, but the runners find a way.
>>344369134
Cosmo
>>344368945
moral degeneration
those long ass cutscenes are the reason I hate these games.
Zelda is the MGS of nintendo.
>>344369286
Because not everyone is a degenerate
>>344369346
WHOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>You are now older then Adult Link
>>344368813
That trails fusion run was the most boring shit I have ever seen at a gdq event.
>>344368813
DUDE CAR KEYS LMAO
>>344369141
right between these
>>344369410
Black Skin
Netotare
>>344369264
>wowee look at me i'm so drunk lmao xD
wtf is wrong with Americans
>>344368945scat
>>344369396
Literally everyone is a degenerate.
>>344369410
female:prostitution
>>344369058
No feminine penis
>>344369346
WOOOOOOAHHH HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
So what are must watch for this year GDQ.
Seen the late night Jax and Daxter
My list so far seems to be:
Deus Ex
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger
Was watching a little of Caveman's but i doubt there any way he lived up to the previous run.
>>344369365
So you just used his old name? lol it's a screen name, not like calling him his real name over his dumb new tranny name.
>>344369431speedrun/comments/4rvfli/trials_fusion_sgdq_2016/
>>344369410
Banana cream
>>344369410
Lactation
Feet
UniformI forgot my login HELP
>>344368942
>Using broken deku stick
>Getting on top of the falling spike trap in the Shadow Temple
>Opening flaming treasure chests
They're taking the piss, right?
>>344368686
Face it anon mario is milked more than cod people are getting tired
>They accepted a 4 hour OoT run just because it has a tranny in it
>>344369410
vanilla
The theme of trannies and traps continues with Shiek.
Agenda.
HEY, LISTEN!
I swear to god if I hear one more Navi impression
>>344368813
>pepsimeme not god tier
STOP
EL OH EL NAVI IS SO ANNOYING
who is this dumb cunt on the mic
if they wanted a 4 hour run of OOT, why cant they just do the 100% version of this game instead? this shit category is pretty boring
DUDE LET'S TAKE ONE OF THE MORE INTERESTING GLITCHFEST GAMES AND MAKE IT BORING AS FUCK LMAO
anyone have the drinking game rules?
>>344368813
How was Klonoa?
>>344369410Hand-holding.
>>344369461
imagine a reverse titfuck
>>344369410
Gender bend.
>>344368945
crossdressing
>>344369525
I don't think so or humanity would already be dead.
>>344369286
the rise of the feminine male is due to the sexual revolution of the female. Now that a female is allowed to pursue a mate of their choosing they will always flock to the most desirable mate available. This leaves the majority of males without mating individuals. The resulting psychological trauma of having no mating prospects drives males to "invent" them by taking on the role of the female partner.
>>344369516
They put alcohol on a pedestal, so being drunk seems like a passage into adulthood, so they exaggerate the drunkenness. In countries where alcohol is introduced earlier, this phase is more evened out and civilised.
Going to make a donation with some navi quotes, /v/. Wish me luck~
>>344369264
Jesus he's got a problem.
Can you stop?
>>344368813
LE CAR KEYS MAME HAHAHAHAHA
>>344369656
100% glitchless is like 5 hours, do you really want that?
>>344369775
You can do it anon!~ <3
>"pops up" a ledge in a glitchless run because the corner is fucked up
Excuse me?
>>344369286
For the same reason why speedruners play games on easy.
Choosing to play life on hard is just retarded
>>344369683
It was ok. A bit more mellow after that Jak and Daxter run, but Caveman was still enjoyable to listen to. I was content watching it.
>>344369775
Make sure to say "Hey! Listen!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1yzoiUIGGs
>>344369375
http://exhentai.org/g/896746/560ea1b0fc/
http://exhentai.org/g/873988/11227cf893/
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>>344369519
http://exhentai.org/g/948746/c6a8996a6a/
http://exhentai.org/g/791246/fe15ae3c5b/
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http://exhentai.org/g/168345/7f0b51afde/
http://exhentai.org/g/521380/8e7287c95c/
>>344369535
http://exhentai.org/g/607020/d5d24c72fa/
http://exhentai.org/g/691274/cbcb625954/
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http://exhentai.org/g/760365/3ef483b5b2/
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http://exhentai.org/g/717020/cc43bbc455/
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http://exhentai.org/g/605116/7477a25a63/
Text limit, ask for more.
>>344368686
I've loved just about everything today
>>344369821
i still dont get the car keys shit
>>344369715
This is actually an entirely natural occurrence and has been noted to occur in other species, thus the rise of traps and trannies is natural.
>>344369439
>this anon is still THIS MAD that bonesaw's run got in and his didn't
>this anon is fuming since Bonesaw got away with everything and got promoted
>>344369775
Don't.
If you do it I'll break his nose.
>>344369715
But usually that means they start dating men.
It doesn't explain why Chris went trans and still seeks other women to fuck.
>>344369861
trap
crossdressing
>>344369861
Cum inflation
>>344369775
>>344368813
Mario maker should go in high tier, not a speedrun but it was entertaining as fuck to watch
>>344369683
i find caveman's commentary really negative, so 5/10
>>344369903
It just means Chris is mentally ill to a higher level.
>>344369656
100% in a marathon setting would be more than 5 hours
and zfg doesnt come to sgdq and his pb is 20 minutes faster than everyone else
>>344368696
s...source ?
>>344369861
Trans
SJW
Tumblr
Owen Wilson almost killed himself a couple years ago because of his nose.
Why doesn't he just get plastic surgery?
GREAT FAIRY PEEING ON LINK
>Great Fairy
>>344369410
skindentation
forced_yuri
pipelining
contemplating_dog_knees
>>344369984
>Not a speedrun
Nope
this game is full of sexual innuendos
ITS NOT A GLITCH OK I DONT CARE WHAT YOU THINK
>>344369861
milf
>dem polygons
BAN THIS SEXIST PIG
>>344369861
fft threesome
>>344370072
>those torpedo tits
>>344369656
>>344370020
They're doing glitchless because its a run that hasn't been done at a gdq before, not specifically because of its length. And 100% would still be about 4:30 at worst if it was zfg.
>damage boost
>glitch
>>344368936
I don't really give a shit about trannies, but if you're going to be one, at least use a real name and not a special snowflake fake name nobody would ever name their kid
>Doing something completely unintended
>It's not a glitch
fuck off
>>344368945
coprophagia
>>344369552
I get nothing, what's the site?
>>344368686
>/v/ hates kirby
Look, I know this is bait but at least try
Kirby is probably one of the most beloved franchises on this site
>>344369557
>Pass
Ask for help in #e-hentai IRC.
http://exhentai.org/g/555603/305727ddf8/
http://exhentai.org/g/935496/634f86469c/
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http://exhentai.org/g/483356/a4eea42a15/
>>344369697
http://exhentai.org/g/889443/2812ad9f32/
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http://exhentai.org/g/934026/923b90812f/
>>344369698
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http://exhentai.org/g/834987/b1ca110ea3/
http://exhentai.org/g/822604/fdf0399c97/
http://exhentai.org/g/767170/73f3aa375f/
http://exhentai.org/g/686834/9caf3fb20d/
Bad luck, text limit.
this runs great wow
>>344368481
>I know let's run the exact same game the exact same way for 1000th time
STOP FUCKING RUNNING THIS GAME
FOR FUCK SAKES AT LEAST RUN TWILIGHT PRINCESS OR ORACLE OF AGES/SEASONS
EXPLOITS NOT GLITCHES
>being able to grab a ledge while being stunned from a bomb was totally intended guys
>>344370253
leddit /r/
>>344370262
le sad panda seekrit klub XDD
were so 1337!
>>344370203
>And 100% would still be about 4:30 at worst if it was zfg.
lmao nope
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6U2ufR5sC4A
>>344368890
She's an adult.
>>344369852
I've missed the vast majority of runs due to work the past week, and am going to have a long go through of VODs. Was J&D really that good?
>>344370262
Futa
He can't even play the fucking song, this guy blows.
>>344370323
mad cause retarded
maximum cringe
>>344370203
This isn't glitchless. This is just a really bad runner doing any%.
>>344370323
trying to hard, my man
I appreciate the effort, could trick a few
Why do they always read these fucking small-fry donations?
End it
>>344368813
>Wow
Also Gimmick is an amazing run. truly requires skill to play
>>344370287
Haha car keys
>>344370287
My wife's snores don't let me sleep
>that donation
what in the fuck was that donation
what a cringey fuckin message
C R I N G E
>that donation
People who send donations like that should be shot i think
jesus christ this announcer is awful. fucking attention whore, she got so wet hearing herself read that donation
Fuck that donation man
She should come on camera to read her donations. Hnnnnnng
>cramming tons of memes in one comment
Is it possible to speedrun Adventure mode in Super Smash Bros Melee?
>>344370342
That was a year and a half ago, zfg has gotten much better and the record has gone down 15 minutes.
peak of autism donations right here
le cringe xd
>>344370262
Female crossdressing/traps
>>344370450
Solid 7
>>344370421
Fuck I missed it, what was it
>>344369965
Already did this one.
>>344369972
http://exhentai.org/g/934051/d8b74a74e0/
http://exhentai.org/g/801244/95e66ab12d/
http://exhentai.org/g/794200/2a129e1cd8/
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http://exhentai.org/g/460087/a13e0732d8/
http://exhentai.org/g/302388/8f43d3317f/
http://exhentai.org/g/94552/a7e6a84284/
http://exhentai.org/g/361038/9c77c9b07c/
>It's a """""anonymous"""""" donations AQDQ
>>344370323
>>344370501
>>344370501
BUMP FOR THIS i was pissing
>>344370080
>forced_yuri
>no hits found
why did you get my hopes up anon
>>344370223
SOURCE
Someone clarify this to me. It's okay to be a terrible runner as long as you call it a glitchless any%?
>>344370501
Some fag made a paragraph using all Zelda games's titles.
>>344370438
The horrible part is she's better than the previous announcer
>>344370450
Plaid girl is cuter
>>344370474
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ig1WQHwGvAo
Yeah, fuzzyness is pretty okay.
what was the donation
>>344370451
>Game titles are memes
What
>>344370498
nose knocks her down to a 5
>>344370474
I know some Melee pro players run it
>>344370503
urethra insertion
>>344370397
You're acting as if that was the only joke
I fucking hate how /v/ shits on legitimately great things to spite who enjoy them, it's the attitude of an obnoxious teenager.
But there are chill people too.
>>344370450
You are the problem with GDQ, congrats.
>>344370342
zfg is a fag dude, clint stevens cucked him hard
>>344370482
it has gone down 10 minutes
and you see, it's a marathon
it's more stressful and there are no resets if you fail a glitch or get bad rng
>>344369552
>Minutes before we went live. TheBoshos, 2nd ninja rider, was asked to change his shirt for unspecified reasons. Most likely reasons are because the shirt was creepy and inappropriate. It was a full blown up picture of JonBenet Ramsey's face. Look it up if you don't know who that is. This was the shirt https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0290/8145/products/paome_0b7d1e80-69b9-0132-b97d-7a9935f44f92place_JwnIy5YEQLaQ5ecAjZ49_JonBenet_20green_20background6.png?v=1418999234
top kek
cucked by a helmet
>>344370593
>>344370503
female:urethra insertion
How was pepsiman? I missed it
>/v/ takes a break from spamming exhentai links to say someone donating to charity is cringy
pffft hahahaha keep being autistic
>>344370503
minigirl
>>344370503
Santa outfits + Christmascake/OL
Alternatively, Santa outfits + brown skin
Why can people watch Zelda over and over and over and over again and find it entertaining? Is that AUTISM? Serious question?
>>344370708
FMV/10. Also, good/10.
Where is this tranny that everyone is talking about rn?
>>344368481
How can they call this shit glitchless?
>Exploits aren't glitches!!
>It's not a glitch if we say on our FAQ it isn't a glitch!
Are they serious?
>>344370708
Solid 8
>>344370450
got her twitter/instagram, senpai?
>>344370708
best run of the event
How do I become a trap?
>>344370737
not everyone has seen it run
this category has never been run at GDQ
Best zelda game
none of those other runs come close in terms of depth of mechanics
>>344370737
I bet a large portion of the audience doesn't watch every run, every GDQ
>>344370737
tfw youve never played OOT
i just wish it was english so i could understand the story
>HE CALLED IT A GLITCH
WHAT THE FUCK
>>344370737
Because it's silly and cooky and nostalgic and nintendo, man xD xD ROFL
>>344370737
They're just pretending to like it because everyone else is pretending.
>>344370652
>clint cucked zfg
>even though clint quit as soon as zfg came back to 100% and beat his old record in a few weeks
>>344370768
Blogging on Twitter, Cosmo retired to be a faggot after JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS annihilated him at NWC15.
>>344370870
female: huge balls
