The paper of Mario edition
This thread is for a slower-paced discussion, try to refrain from spamming memes in caps lock.
>Streams:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_p6V5VCkm4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNKgwyy2WTI
>Obligatory comfy vidya music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mtf7pocKg-E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GavnF2SuOc
>Polls:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10476109
http://www.strawpoll.me/10486326
RIP Paper Mario
F
Toads are cute
FUCK EVERYTHING
Please don't hack me for this, 4chan, but y'all need to stop making these sexual comments.
From, NeoGAF.
>I FOUND ONE
>>341503042
LET'S TAKE THE WORST PARTS OF STICKER STAR AND PAPER JAM AND PUT THEM IN ONE GAME
>Mario can literally create and destroy the world at will
Mario has ascended to God hood.
there should be no challenge in this game
>Give me back the princess or I cut you in half
>one of the toads stays bent
FUCKING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-cdNgezswM
I'M DONE
looks like paper wow
Gun to your head
you are forced to buy one game
Color Splash or #FE
which one do you buy?
Just ignore the game and rub your penis while thinking of Audrey's exposed mega melons
You know you want to
Please end my life.
I have never wanted to die more than right now.
It's like love
It's like romance
I expected this but I'm still disappointed.
So why exactly did Miyamoto think PM64 and TTYD were bad games?
>One of a kind key
>Gives it to the crumpled toad
So, fucking, obvious.
dynamic
>Courses
Still level based
FUN GUYS!
GET IT?
FUN GUYS!
![20ffa266-bf44-4083-8d91-ba518da0ec54[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/kdTfgUb.gif "20ffa266-bf44-4083-8d91-ba518da0ec54[1].gif")
post yfw paper mario is dead
Audrey is CUTE
I'm pretty sure toads are just for this first area and now the whole game.
Luigi Lives Matter
Somebody please shut down Intelligent Systems already.
They have produced nothing but garbage for over a decade now.
I sure do love Paper Mariofags sperging out.
It's almost as much fun as Primefags during Federation Force.
>We will never get Luigi's castle aka Luigi's mansion 2
>green mario cosplayer
welp
>>341503290
Kill me man, do it, I beg you.
Where the fuck is Rhythm Heaven
>luigi reduced to a coin bonus
WHAT
THEY ARE MAKING THINGS WORSE
THEY IMPROVED FUCKING NOTHING
NOTHING
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Reminder that the original N64 Paper Mario was just a gimmick as an attempt to justify its piss-poor graphics. The series is nothing special.
Is the fag posting twitch memes gone yet?
>this new mechanic
AI FAWN WAN
>PM:64
>Story book world
>Everyone is 2 dimensional in a 3 dimensional world
>SS/Color splash
>DUDE PAPER LOL
>LOOK EVERYTHING IS PAPER
>PAPER XD
>>341503290
hashtag fire emblem
at least it will be a new crappy experience
i already played shitter star
>Nigro slowly turns to jap bitch
>"M-maybe you should uhh...cut d-down on the u-umm, T-toads?"
How would you react?
>>341503265
happens in nearly every paper game
It was so close too. I actually kinda like the graphics.
>>341503290
#FE is actually a good game, so it.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10495099
http://www.strawpoll.me/10495099
http://www.strawpoll.me/10495099
>You can cheat at a game
wew lad
So, how was Paper Jam? Was it any better? I heard they managed to do the "story with no original characters" thing better than in Sticker Star.
Is this Toad Shuffle supposed to be humorous?
Because I'm not laughing
>>341503337
Looks pretty flat in that pic
ANGRY HUEY ON DECK
F
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqrymQgBrKc
>>341503432
Nigga it's called Paper Mario.
>>341503351
>reminding me of Federation Force
t-thanks..
I haven't played any Paper Mario since TYD, how come all Toads are just palette swaps?
HOW THE FUCK IS THAT A PUZZLE?! YOU DON'T HAVE TO FOLLOW THE TOADS OR ANYTHING!
IT'S LIKE PLAYING ''WHERE'S THE FUCKING BALL?'' WITH TRANSPARENT CUPS!
SHUFFLEGATE: EXPOSED
SHUFFLEGATE
SHUFFLEGATE
>SHUFFLEGATE
This keeps getting worse.
>glance at stream
>only see "Shufflegate Exposed"
What
what now
what fresh hell did they unleash
/v/ was wrong this looks nice
hip to the kidz
>>341503290
Give me the gun, I'll do it myself
>Shufflegate
Where's my paper Richard Nixon?
>paints toad
>toad was already bent anyways
>you could easily follow it with your eyes on top of it
game is for kids, not the sequel anyone wanted obviously
Is there zelda scheduled or was I fooled
I liked the concept of "cheating" by painting a Toad.
>A floating bucket
Seriously, Nintendo?
>shufflegate
heh
>tfw qt Japanese game dev gf
>>341503323
>the toads "shuffle"
>they all wind up in exactly the same spot anyway
fuck
>>341502737
>Experimentation should be saved for new series.
It is a new series though. Just a new Paper Mario series.
The previous games literally had RPG in their titles and were marketed as RPGs. These games don't have RPG in their titles and aren't marketed as RPGs.
Paper Mario was indeed fine as it was though. But we won't get two Mario RPGs in the same fiscal year/season. That's just ridiculous. So we haven't gotten one.
Chances are they'll still make the next or another future Mario RPG another Paper Mario one though. Especially after Paper Mario Mix.
And especially so since the non-RPG Paper Marios have actually sold decently, keeping the brand alive as opposed to if it hadn't had a single game since ttyd.
>>341503042
>Shufflegate
we truly are one with the toad[raughs]
>>341503564
so?
It's about ethics in shuffling
>>341503550
Paper Jam isn't a PM game, but it is way better then Sticker Star.
>>341503610
Cause damn Tanabe had that stupid notion for some reason.
I missed everything today before this, what did they show?
kinda comfy
>Shufflegate
kek
It looks better than Sticker Star, but that's not saying much.
Sorry I'm late, is the bucket female and is she cheeky?
at least with #FE id be board with idols and weeb speak not a fucking bucket
>>341503564
Because she used to be flat, she got a boob job
>>341503550
It's was okay.
They mainly had paper versions of characters interact with the "Real" ones. Mostly because by Alpha dreams own admission that had no idea how to handle it in any other way.
>Shufflegate: Exposed
>shuffle gate
i'm done
not only does it have shit gameplay, its going to have memes too
>>341503615
>>341503621
>>341503630
>>341503636
>>341503640
>Retards thinking gamergate is the only thing to have "gate" in the title.
>>341503747
her head is huge
>>341503290
FE looks like an ok rpg outside of the idol shit
>>341503290
Beg for the sweet release of death
>>341503337
Hnnnnnnnnnnngh
Odds on them not fucking up Paper Mario on NX?
>>341503564
She got a boob job a while ago
She probably wanted more attention from guys
Who's whinier, Paper Mario fans or Metroid fans?
I thought I knew but after this thread not sure.
>>341503760
I realize that, but I hear about it a lot and I heard that the story thing bled into Mario and Luigi, too.
>>341503806
This was really cute
Was that a shonen protagonist Toad with a scarf on the right?
>this game is so full of charm
>>341503845
le ebin "vee doesnt know anything" meme
fuck off Nixon
>>341503709
she's like 40 years old and unmarried. so cute
>>341503605
It's actually Mario Story.
Also semantically, only Mario would have a reason to be made of Paper.
my main problem with this game so far is all the free shit it gives you whenever you move 3 fucking inches
What gets to me the most is that nobody asked for this. And nothing of what we asked for is in the game.
It's the opposite of Zelda. They fucked us.
>>341503838
>watergate is a meme
>>341503337
Where did her tits go?
>>341503690
if it was so fast that it was impossible to tell maybe
>>341503351
>Nintendo shitting on two great franchises
Gee I wonder why people are upset
Did you love Other m too?
>>341503940
>Being upset and having reasons why
>Whining
ZELDA WHEN?!
>ZELDA WHEN?!
ZELDA WHEN?!
>ZELDA WHEN?!
ZELDA WHEN?!
A FUCKING MAP THO
>>341503042
I JUST SAW A UNIQUE TOAD AT THE END OF THE STAGE!
>>341503931
fuck, i'm gonna have to go through my folder when this is all over and weed out the doubles
>>341503931
>fake tits
FUCKING DISGUSTING
>Multicolored jizz and coins after you beat the level
Is mario getting paid for Bukkake?
>>341500868
>>341503838
>memes
>>341503845
I know what you're getting at, but do you really think they would've used "gate" if Gamergate hadn't existed, and Watergate was the only existing scandal?
>Courses
>In my turn based card rpg
>>341503747
I was wondering if it was just angle or this:
>>341503829
>>341503940
>paper mario fans
>implying everyone doesn't think sticker star gameplay is shit
its an rpg
where fighting enemies
is actually bad
MAP SYSTEM AND LEVEL SYSTEM LIKE STICKER STAR
WHY
Wasn't Zelda supposed to be at 3:15?
Would you be fine with a Paper Mario partner system if eventually they release partners in DLC form? What about crossover partners from different Nintendo series?
>>341503940
>tfw Paper Mario and Metroid fan
WRITING IS ON POINT
COMBAT IS AN IMPROVEMENT ON STICKER STAR
IF ONLY WE HAD SOME OC NPCs
>chat explodes when the star at the end is showed
Fuck, thats like getting punched in the nuts after waiting in line.
This fucking sucks.
>>341503845
>goobergate invented [x]-gate
You have to be 18 to post here
>>341504006
I want to eat that cake.
>>341504015
people seem pretty mad about zelda too
>>341503940
t. Audrey
depressing shit
rest in peach paper mario
we barely knew ya
>>341503940
Paper Mario fans literally just want a game like the first two. They've have three games in a row that are nothing like the series defining ones.
>>341503845
Who mentioned anything about gamergate you fucking imbecile.
you know what i am assmad about, its not because this game is shit, its becuase they are in a beach region, but not fucking PIANTAS, that race from SMS would at least have some fucking diversity of characters instead of fucking recolored toads everywhere
>>341503721
Look man, I love M&L. And I can see your point on why having two Mario RPG series might be a bit much, but as much as people complain about Nintendo rehashing stuff like Pokemon or Kirby, compared to other series which have received experimenting, have had mixed results. I like PM. But Sticker Star was the weakest and for them to make a direct sequel to that is very questionable.
>>341503962
Paper Bowser actually talks in PJ and Junior gets some actual character development. It's just a stronger story compared to Sticker Star in general.
>>341504074
>RPG
POST RARE TOAD
little earthbound vibe
>>341503806
>all toads
If you don't get EXP from fighting enemies, then what's the point of fighting them?
>that cutout power
horrendous
so lame
>>341504129
>COMBAT IS AN IMPROVEMENT ON STICKER STAR
ITS THE SAME EXACT SHIT
>>341504141
The star?
PAPER KOOPALINGS
PAPER KOOPALINGS
PAPER KOOPALINGS
PAPER MORTON JR!
>>341504039
>two great franchises
You mean two "spinoffs"
Because that's what they are faggot.
>checkboard dimension
that's cool
>>341504121
>Disliking either
Wow so you enjoyed Super Metroid? Fuck you're special.
KOOPALINGS
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>341504129
NO IT ISN'T
ITS WORSE
FUCK YOU
this is depressing, not even the cut out thing is cool
>>341504062
Needs the same effect applied to 4th panel but pretty good.
This is good
Fuck /v/
MORTON
O
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T
O
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PAPER KOOPALINGS
PAPER KOOPALINGS
HIT THAT BINGO CARD
KOOPALINGS CONFIRMED
WHERE'S THE BINGO
>Paper Koopalings
MMMMMM
SHIT JUST GOT BETTER
Was Morton always supposed to be literally retarded?
>Morton has severe autism
fuck my SHIT UP FAMALAM
>>341504206
In theory, getting better cards/stickers.
In practice, none really.
Youtube link when
I wanna see the like/dislike ratio
>turns his magic wand into a generic hammer
I see
>the Koopalings
>again
real fucking original
>>341504006
Spot the virgin
>KOOPLINGS
>>341504206
you do, it upgrades your paint bucket capacity
That cutout power looks so....bad.
But hey, Paper Koopalings, so some actual fucking characters.
Why is Morton talking like a retard
i almost feel like crying because i'm so angry
>>341504064
Yes? Surely a couple triggered retards is not more prominent than watergate to you.
Because nobody I work with knows what the fuck GG is but everyone knows what watergate is, even people that weren't alive for it. Its a pretty long running joke.
MORTON SAFE HERE
>>341503290
#FE I guess
>>341504084
Enemies drop coins and stickers to get more stickers.
The issue is the combat itself is unfun as fuck.
>>341504154
For what ?
>People hate koopalings now
Enough, I quit, you are beyond salvation
WE'RE GETTING CLOSE TO A BINGO FOLKS
>>341504169
Super paper mario was a great game though.
Oh god, Morton my child, what did they do to you?
I WANT ZELDA
>koopalings the same size as Bowser
Why does no-one in the Mario universe have consistent sizes?
>>341504206
there's isn't any
welcome to sticker star
imagine someone fucks up and then does the same thing AGAIN after people point out that they fucked up
welcome to why people are mad about color splash
ALSO NO COOL BOSSES JUST KOOPALINGS AGAIN
3700 fucking coins.
>>341504331
I want to fuck bimbo Audrey
>remember that Paper Jam hinted that the Paper Koopalings were "taking care of business back in the paper world"
Oh fuck
>can't use fake partners in boss battles as they would run away because they're scared
wow, genius, now there really is no reason to do standard battles again
>mfw I've been wanting paper koopalings forever and now they're stuck in this shitty game
>>341504062
kek'd
Stop writing in all-caps niggers
This is the comfy thread
Calm down and comfy
>>341504331
She's literally a kid in a womens body
The aesthetic of the game is nearly perfect. Why did they have to make the gameplay so shit?
>map/course select
>stickers just replaced by cards
>whack the ground to get color+cards
>koopalings
What the fuck is this
CARD
GAMES
are there partners in this paper mario?
>>341504129
It's a slight improvement on SS, but not enough to change any minds considering most hated SS at the core.
>"Enemy cards are good so don't avoid battles"
>five minutes later
>"You can't use enemy cards on bosses"
>Koopalings
The only good thing in this game
>>341504528
>BRING ME PEDAL STOOL
>ME SAFE UP HERE
>HIGH PLACE BROKE
>SCARY DOWN HERE
What the fuck?
>>341504446
>Super paper mario was a great game though.
That's not what TTYD autists said at release.
>>341504064
yes
>tfw just want to ram my cock into Audrey
I want to do her like a primitive monkey and grab her huge bazbingos
>>341504129
>writing is on point
HAHA THEYRE PAPER GET IT
HAHA THEYRE MUSHROOMS GET IT
>>341504253
The star at the end of the course, the goal to the end of the level where you get the COURSE CLEARED. It really is Sticker Star 2, they didn't even bother to notice how disastrous the very first trailer went when it premiered.
>>341504446
>extremely limited inventory for cards
Where?
>Morton is a mega-sperg
>MORE TONS KILL U NOW
>GIBBE TABLE MORTON WANT TO FEEL TALL
>>341504197
i love patterns like this
Please tell me that the card selection segment is on the Wii U gamepad only and doesn't show on the entire fucking tv screen.
Fuck you /v/ this game actually looks fun.
I fell for your shit and caved into the hivemind and hated before I actually saw it. About to preorder 2 copies now, getting a copy for my cousin's birthday.
This is fucking awful. How can something that looks so good also look so terrible.
>>341504296
Coming up sir.
>>341503303
WHEN IS THIS FROM HOLY FUCKKK
>>341504528
tfw no womanchild gf
hmmm Interesting, they foreshadowed the Paper Koopalings in Mario and Luigi Paper Jam.
>>341504440
what the fuck are you talking
they've been constantly shoved into our face when they're pretty much soul-less characters like toads
even sticker star had some unique bosses
>>341504528
All of Treehouse is manchildren.
>hitting enemies with paint makes them lose color
>>341504331
My penis
>That Morton dialogue
Seriously what the fuck?
So Mario is legitimately killing his enemies now?
>>341504659
Did they not show that, I thought they did.
>>341504606
TTYD is amazing, and is a better game than SPM.
SPM is still a great game though.
Also I prefer turn-based to action so I'm a bit biased.
>48dmg
hope
Never played Paper Mario before, looks alright.
>48 damage
wat
>He sets his hammer on fire
>There's an extinguisher in his inventory
GEE, I WONDER
OH FUCK MORTON 48 DAMAGE
>>341503290
#FE
I can tolerate a mediocre SMT game over new paper mario
>Koopalings are the bosses again
who /hopingtheniggerdiesonstream/ here?
>48 DAMAGE
DAMN
>>341504584
>-48
wew
>>341504702
>>341504667
It's only on the gamepad.
>Tfw I just skimmed through two hours of missed Treehouse footage in about 5 minutes and I'm on Paper Mario now
Not giving a fuck about Monster Hunter or Tokyo Mirage Sessions really helped.
>>341504639
>fake tits
audrey is worst girl
48
Damn this nigga is a unit
LITERALLY STICKER STAR 2.0
If not for the shitty StickerStar combat this game looks really good. If not for the shitty StickerStar combat...
>still fucking paper mario
Jesus, move on
I'm sick of looking at this shit already
>48
>>341504757
>>341504759
>>341504768
nah there's just gonna be an item that totally solves the problem and removes all challenge
>>341504593
>>341504331
How old are these pics? At this E3 she looks like she has aged rapidly>>341504639
>48 damage
>>341504667
It is.
>Koopalings
That's nice and all, but if they're the boss of every zone, then that's pretty shit.
>>341504446
x the "to defeat a boss you need a specific item"
>>341504702
that last panel is giving me a seizure
also what the fuck just happened
Oh GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
They're repeating the thing-stickers bullshit with "you gotta use the right thing or you are fucked", except it's even worse now
I'd be hyped for the paper Koopalings if it wasn't for the fact that it gives them an excuse to, yet again, not make original characters.
FUCK KOOPALINGS
FUCK TOADS
I WANT SOME NEW FUCKING CHARACTERRSS
>>341504606
Gameplay got boring after a while and it was more of a spinoff, which generally tend to get shit
DAT EXTINGUISHER
>>341504702
Saved
>48
FUCKING SAVAGE
