Weeb games edition
This thread is for a slower-paced discussion, try to refrain from spamming memes in caps lock.
>Streams:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_p6V5VCkm4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNKgwyy2WTI
>Obligatory comfy vidya music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mtf7pocKg-E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GavnF2SuOc
>Polls:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10476109
http://www.strawpoll.me/10486326
i wanna fuck her
My body is ready
Sniff panties.
KOWASHITAI
First for WELCOME TO HELL
COLOR SPLASH TIME
COLOR SPLASH TIME
COLOR SPLASH TIME
WE'RE GETTING FIRST EVER LIVE FOOTAGE
WE'RE GETTING A TRAILER
WE'RE GETTING BOX ART
WE'RE GETTING GENERIC TOADS
WE'RE GETTING A RELEASE DATE
BUT MOST OF ALL
WE'RE GETTING DISAPPOINTMENT
1st for disappointment.
>last day of treehouse
>not enough audrey lewds
It's gonna be another sticker star, yet I'm still here watching
PREPARE YOUR ANUSES
iwata is rolling in his grave after that shit
Audrey is for plebs
Kindra is cute
Paper Mario deserves to be cancelled.
COLOR SPLASH!Prepare for disappointment.
I would do almost anything for one night with Audrey
I need to suckle on those sweet mammaries
The person drinking milk straight out of the carton is me
what if color splash looks good
>>341499830
Why can this get jap audio but P5 cant?
Claiming the booth babe with the huge tits
MAGNUM DISAPPOINTMENT INBOUND
haha
time for colour trash
But guys, what if color splash isfun?
>>341499868
There may be hope for Paper Mario.
If anything needs to be cancelled it's the shit they just got through streaming, or Metroid Force Fed.
>>341499814
>actually censored her boobs.
Paper Mario isn't weeb, just retatded.
ZELDA BREASTS OF THE WILD WHEN?
>>341499837
ross is a pure maiden
Surely Sticker Star 2 could at least be BETTER than Sticker Star 1 and be a good game on those merits?
DAILY REMINDER
all this proper titty meat
>>341499882
It does look good, but it probably plays like shit.
>Time for the continued desecration of what was my favorite series of all time
haHA
>Color Splash up next
On a scale of 1-10, 1 being this isn't so bad and 10 being JUST FUCK MY PAPER MARIO UP, how bad will this be?
>tfw i'm still drowning in pleasure from cumming as I type this
>>341497819
The point stands though.
Calling it a hardcore RPG while still pulling this crazy ass censorship is fucking ridiculous when the target audience will know it all.
It's pretty obvious this was ruined by a few on the treehouse and not by the actual Nintendo.
![feat-papermario-colorsplash[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rJDYDfx.jpg "feat-papermario-colorsplash[1].jpg")
>"Okay, let's get the OTHER game that we'll likely get shit for out of the way right now."
Oh, and there's a release date: October 7th.
HELP
That big-ass model of the tentacle thing from Zelda is fucking awesome.
>>341499918
Jap audio with more censorship
Dub with less censorship
pick your poison
IT'S TIME
>THAT QT AS FUCK JAPANESE COY GIRL
Does anyone actually give a shit about Paper Mario? Be honest with yourselves. The N64 and and NGC days are long, long gone. They should put the series to rest because they clearly don't know what to do with it anymore.
HERE WE GO
>>341499830
Wait, doesn't Treehouse last as long as E3?
Pray that it's good.
So DQ VII is out Sept. 16th.
Who's hyped?
Cute christmas cake has arrived
>>341499918
The weaboo factor is somehow even higher than P5.
>STORY
AHAHAHAHAHA
Time for shitposting
>>341499982
There is no hope, it looks like shit, plays like, shit and is made by shit devs.
ITS TIME! BRACE FOR IMPACT!
who is that qt
>>341499928
Look at them bazoongas
>>341499838
Iwata had the game made and asked them to make it an atlus title you dumb mouthbreather.
fuck this stupid nigger, i hate this so much MUH DIVERSITY GOTTA HAVE NIGGERS
>toad
fucking stop
this
FUCKING SHIT
>Narration
>paper mario
F
THAT FUCKING NARRATION
what the fuck is this garbage narration?
>it's-a-him, alright
I laughed
>this narration
WHAT IS THIS NARRATOR
>this same faggot doing the VO
LOL PAPER
>>341500121
Today's the last day.
Time for disappointment boys.
>Mario was just mailed a body
Jesus christ that's morbid
At least there's a fucking story this time jesus christ
>>341500240
Audrey "Jugosaurus Rex" Drake
why god
This dude better shut the fuck up.
LUIGI IS DEAD
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
THAT PAPER ANIMATION LOOK SO GOOD WHY ARE YOU SO MEDIOCRE GAME
>TFW NIGGER NEEDS TO NARRATE FOR NINTODDLERS UNDERTSNAD WHATS GOING ON
Fucking stop narrating it, what is wrong with you.
Why are these WiiU controllers hooked up via fucking industrial bridge wires.
Are they doing it live?
it isnt narrated, its the guy on the stage
>>341500358
Can some of you guys post more Theresa?
LITERALLY RECEIVING DEAD BODY THROUGH THE MAIL!
TOOOOOOAAAAAAAAADS
this narration..... isnt actually in the game, right?
Peach and her assistant literally just handed Mario a corpse.
i did a lot of radio in college and let me tell you that's some shit ass work
>Paper Mario
>No Kindra or Audrey
Tuning out, lemme know when to start paying attention again
>>341500354
Fuck off.
>>341500358
Its perfectly fine you fucking liar
The dev lady is qt at least
>>341500425
capture software
I'm a bit late, but
>DQVII is 4 days before SMT IV: Final
Good job.
>Color Trash with shitty voice over
FUCK NIGGERS, I HATE THIS FUCKING NIGGER, KILL HIM KILL HIM NINTENDO ARE DEAD
what the fuck am I hearing
it's already better than sticker star
kek
Thank god for this narration or I'd never have been able to follow this fucking mario cutscene
>close out stream when yokai watch came up because it looks fucking stupid and made me feel like i'd rather do actual work
>finally decide to open stream up again
>"and if you can tell by my shirt, we are getting ready to play some paper mario color spla-"
I didn't need to care about the rest of E3 anyways I guess
>fountain has 6 different holes
>TFW you can tell the narrators race just by his terrible narration
>What happened here?
GREAT QUESTION NINTENDO
ALREADY GARBAGE
ALREADY GARBAGE
ALREADY GARBAGE
ALREADY GARBAGE
ALREADY GARBAGE
ALREADY GARBAGE
Your attempts to ham it up aren't working, not Jackson.
>Huey
BON VOYAGE BASE GOBLIN
I HATE IT
I HATE IT
I HATE IT
I HATE IT
I HATE IT
KILL ME
FUCK THIS
They should put Color Splash on the NX so I have one more reason to buy that and ditch my WiiU
>>341500425
So that they can stream what's on the gamepad if they have to
Nice graphics tbqh
>HUEY
ITS A WOLF SNAKE YOU FUCKING SHITTER
This opening was better than the entirety of Sticker Star.
>paint can???!?!??!
not gonna lie though huey is clever
mien sides
Is the narrator literally the black guy on treehouse right now? They sound the same
Please end the narration.
GET BACK IN THE BUCKET HUEY
>>341500429
Still, what's the point?
>>341500492
that bitch is like 50 years old
>Paper Mario Sunshine
Instantly in love
>>341500460
nah it's the nigger onstage doing live narrationand it sucks
The graphics are so good too. Goddammit.
>mariow
>see can of paint
>kill it
YAMEROOO
This narration is fucking hilarious
>travel companion
travel companion
>travel companion
travel companion
>travel companion
travel companion
>travel companion
travel companion
BRUTAL MURDER ON SCREEN
Jesus Christ
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Just what the hell am I hearing..?
>>341500429
audio is to clear for that
For the love of God someone please shut him up.
rip
>>341500442
Im trying to find what the hell is happening
>the spooky music
>Shy guy sucking that toad dry
Lewd
That Shy Guy just killed a Toad
F
>mario just witnessed a fucking murder
Why is this game bad again?
Fuck you /v/
>>341500602
I think he's literally narrating it live. None of this had better actually be in the game.
>>341500534
Not until we see the gameplay
RIP TOAD
/v/ should do a narrating story of all these E3 shit LMAO
>>341500358
>>341500487
fuck off, todd
She's a cutie
>>341500602
He is doing improv, nigga.
this tabata woman is so cute
I bet she's shy as fuck and lets you do anything you want to her
SUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC
TOAD
NOOOOOOOOOO
Where's the trailer?
Let the rage fly
I will never buy this game because of that. Fuck this shit, holy fuck.
>Literally sucked this toad off until he came all his colors.
When you nutted but the shy guy keeps sucking.jpg
RATE DAY 2 PRE-ZELDA
http://www.strawpoll.me/10495099
>>341500602
No.
Isn't Tabata the one always trying to think of the casual gamer for the games she works on?
ABSOLUTE DISASTER
MURDER THE NARRATOR
That fucking narration was awful
There is absolutely no fucking way that this voiceover is in the main game. It's too horrible and out of place, and it's voiced by the same guy playing the demo.
That shitty ass voice acting better not be in the final game.
>This Dora the Explorer-tier narration
What the fuck
I doubt the narration is in the actual game, just guessing from the timing.
i now want shygirl sucking toads dick so hard, the color comes off him
>>341500728
because Sticker Star combat
because no unique Toads
because LOLPAPER jokes
>toad did this
>the toads did that
>save toad
>do the thing for toad
yup its shit
SUCC'd
IT'S SHIT
I missed Square Enix, did KH3 get a release date?
holy fuck who is this cute bitch
>IT'S KERSTI ALL OVER AGAIN
BRING BACK THE GIRLS
may the lord have mercy on it's soul
2 fps
This game is just brutal to Toads
>>341500730
Treehouse never do their own voice acting. Of course it isn't in the game.
TOADS THIS
TOADS THAT
TOADS
TOADS
TOADS
>>341500619
She's still qt as fuck
Tabata! My oldest friend, I haven't seen him since I entered cro-high
>>341500675
Could be taped, but it's definitely the black dude fucking around. Not something you'll get in game.
>we're going to skip dialog
>they can't read that fast
FLUDD WHEN?
>FLUDD WHEN?
What was the narration? That was in-game right? And he sounded nothing like the nigga on stage.
>>341500831
... you don't say
it was the black guy narrating it
it's not in the game, it was just for fun
That Shyguy is fucking brutal.
>>341500763
Damn she a thirsty ho
I need me one like that
>>341500865
Yeah, next month
IT LOOKS SO GOOD WHY IS IT SO BAD
Hang on, isn't this the plot from de Blob?
>reverse mario sunshine
>still on an island
>>341500846
>because no unique Toads
Why was Miyamoto so against this again? Did he ever actually give a fucking reason?
ITS ACTUALLY GOOD
>>341500708
Thanks mane
>>341500865
Nope, we have to wait till winter for "news"
who is that cutie?
THE NARRATION WAS BY THE NIGGA ON-STAGE NOT IN-GAME
>THE NARRATION WAS BY THE NIGGA ON-STAGE NOT IN-GAME
THE NARRATION WAS BY THE NIGGA ON-STAGE NOT IN-GAME
>THE NARRATION WAS BY THE NIGGA ON-STAGE NOT IN-GAME
THE NARRATION WAS BY THE NIGGA ON-STAGE NOT IN-GAME
>THE NARRATION WAS BY THE NIGGA ON-STAGE NOT IN-GAME
THE NARRATION WAS BY THE NIGGA ON-STAGE NOT IN-GAME
>THE NARRATION WAS BY THE NIGGA ON-STAGE NOT IN-GAME
THE NARRATION WAS BY THE NIGGA ON-STAGE NOT IN-GAME
>THE NARRATION WAS BY THE NIGGA ON-STAGE NOT IN-GAME
THE GUY ON STAGE DID THE SHITTY NARRATION, IT WASN'T FROM THE GAME
THE GUY ON STAGE DID THE SHITTY NARRATION, IT WASN'T FROM THE GAME
THE GUY ON STAGE DID THE SHITTY NARRATION, IT WASN'T FROM THE GAME
HERE IT COMES.
HEARTHSTONE
Someone let me know when they aren't playing shit games please
>this course is called toad bay beach
>course
wat
>>341500651
>Mario just stands there and watches Toad just slowly die
>Mario is playing Yugioh
this looks so fun and innovative
>tap to select cards
NO
NO
NO
WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
I cant even watch this, guys
It hurts too much
>HP: 50
NO
NOT AGAIN
>>341501045
>>341501046
how did you not realize this already
>>341501046
>>341501045
NO SHIT YOU FUCKING RETARDS
>quite obviously the shine sprites from Sunshine
>some literally who new island instead
Literally why the fuck recycle the shine sprite?
>>341501045
>>341501046
how could you not tell that
STILL no Zelda
How do I kill myself?
Why are there no unique characters except for a fucking paint bucket?
Where's all the crazy designs for the unique Goombas, and Toads, and other characters?
So uhh..
Why do we hate this game again?
Shit looks fucking beautiful.
Is this shit a meme or is the game actually bad?
From the look of it, it sounds like a bunch of retarded shitposting.
This looks nice graphically, but what is this bullshit gameplay? Literally just make it like the fucking two first ones and you have a best-seller on your hand. FUCK THESE CARDS.
NO
NOOOOO
NOOOOOOOO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
IT'S STICKER STAR ALL OVER AGAIN
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH
>the toads are having a beach festival!
But why toads? Would it be THAT hard to just port the Pianta models? They're not even models, they're fucking 2D sprites. Do you NEED to use toads?
How does this game look bad?
Apologize now you assholes. This looks great.
This game... sucks.
This looks good
>select your cards
>>341501013
Talked too soon
>card system still in
>>341501163
Change
People are fucking entitled as shit
Geez guys
>>341501180
HOW THE FUCK DID THEY NOT LEARN
WHAT THE FUCK
>>341500868
I still don't know why I find this so hilarious
>>341501163
Lurk more newfag
This hurts to watch
>>341501158
in 10
>>341501163
go and actually play paper mario and ttyd you faggot, then you'll understand
What was wrong with sticker stars? I didn't play it.
>>341501045
>>341501046
What is it about the word "comfy" you not understand?
Fuck off.
>my children liked to paint, so I made it into a Paper Mario game
Just slit my throat
>>341501160
No unique designs allowed.
CARDS
>CARDS
CARDS
>CARDS
CARDS
>CARDS
CARDS
>CARDS
CARDS
>CARDS
CARDS
>CARDS
We just had a Mario RPG so I neither expect nor feel that this Paper Mario game needs to be one. I just hope that this game improves on the flaws from Sticker Star and is a good game on its own.
It would be really nice if the next Mario RPG is Paper Mario though. But we will probably not get any news on the next Mario RPG until some time next year.
>You have to paint the cards each time.
>>341501163
because the combat is like sticker star and the RPG elements have been removed
>>341501163
graphics are amazing but then i saw
>cards
and nope'd
What was that green orb? EXP perhaps?
No exp rip
>>341501160
Shigeru hated.
>>341501163
It's sticker star 2.
It's garbage.
>>341501192
They are actually models. Have been since Paper mario on 64.
When will this card shit stop.
>the attack cards use a mana system instead of being permaused
>healing items are pre-colored and presumably consumable
Thank fuck. It's a little less shit than SS.
>>341501163
Pmario fans are autists that wanted a rehash
>Your mana reserve is literally the 3 baseline colors
>you summon attack by coloring them, emptying color reserve accordingly.
That's actually a nifty mechanic.
>mfw never was a fan of Paper Mario anyway
It's an abstract kind of rage and joy.
>Cards
>GUYS ITS MADE OF PAPER! EVERYTHING IS MADE OF PAPER! DID YOU NOTICE ITS MADE OF PAPER? LOOK, EVERYTHING IS PAPER!
Nobody finds this impressive.
Having never played a Paper Mario game, what is wrong with this one?
So far it looks fun
