I'm too drunk to come up with an edition edition
This thread is for a slower-paced discussion than the sticky, try to refrain from spamming memes in caps lock.
Streams: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jjoq7snv24I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCybaCBcB2c
Obligatory comfy vidya music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mtf7pocKg-E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GavnF2SuOc
Poll: http://www.strawpoll.me/10476109
deus ex gameplay on twitch stream
half-lifE3
So will Sony show CoD? I hope they don't and let it die.
>Nindies
give me Yooka Laylee or gtfo
I want more webms of wink chan
>>341134483
>>341134483
>>341134130
The ubisoft presentation was so fucking bad. Console gaming is so dead since the beginning of this generation. I'd like to thank you faggots for getting me back into pc gaming.
come in and enjoy some nichijou while we wait !!
http://connectcast.tv/komokomo
>>341134483
ok
see you anons in 3hrs
>>341134650
where's lain
![[A-FanRips]_Baoh_[H264_FLAC_AC3]_[2E084103].mkv_snapshot_12.02_[2012.08.24_21.35.12].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YCgMPXk.jpg "[A-FanRips]_Baoh_[H264_FLAC_AC3]_[2E084103].mkv_snapshot_12.02_[2012.08.24_21.35.12].jpg")
>>341134483
I think i might order one of those customisable xbone controllers for my computer.
Is it just colour customisation or is there more?
>Shantae in Runbow
cute
>>341134210
Eh, thanks, I'll sleep this one out.
>>341134483
who's this seed steed?
THE INTERNET IS OUT OF TIME
MEMES MEMES MEMES
my chair smells like shit
>Shantae
>>341134130
Who is the blue haired "im dressed like an 80's prostitute but dont objectify me" chick? i'd like to get comfy with her, if you know what I mean.
>>341134848
we finished it yesterday
>>341134483
you never said a good one
>>341134940
Brush it off, snort it, gain its powers.
>>341134927
Purple ninja assassin from SAO.
>>341134886
Bumping this.
I did not watch Ubishit's shit thing soooo what happened at it
>2D
stop
>Metroid clone is a Nindie
Just make a new 2D Metroid ffs Nintendo.
which stream to watch
>>341135040
more lain
>>341134483
:3
>>341134130
When will the people want retro style games meme die, /v/?
>>341135151
South Park saved E3
>>341135151
WATCH_DOGS 2 LOOKS AMAZING
>>341134940
Febreeze that shit.
>Metroid clone
>"Nintendo gamers are the most passionate retro gamers"
>Nintendo always gets these retro clones last
>>341135158
HE LITERALLY POSTED THIS ON 4CHAN
AHAHAHAHA
>>341134483
Someone post the cute anime girl making an x with her arms
JUST FUCKING MAKE A NEW METROID
WHY IS NINTENDO SO FUCKING SHIT NOW
>we alien isolation now
fuck, where's my cowboy bebop game? this isn't even a popular genre. normies don't want fucking stealth or whatever this shit is.
![0eaacf6506deead6260dae7b2c96563c[2].png](https://i.imgur.com/OzU9o6W.png "0eaacf6506deead6260dae7b2c96563c[2].png")
>>341134483
ninja assassin girl best girl from that respective series
>>341135151
Aisha strikes once again
>>341135267
>>341135309
oh rite
>>341135151
South Park and a simulator of freak mountain related accidents
>>341135151
Nothing. More tacticool games, an actual presentation about a fucking Division DLC. Watchdogs 2 is shilling hard against Trump and you play super down with the kids DedSec characters that have all the style and characterisation of the cunts out of Hackers movie. For Honor looks like Ryse. A really generic boring looking winter sports game. Fuck i don't even remember what else.
>>341135309
Ubisoft is good at making demos and trailers.
Watch_Dogs 1 also looked amazing but... it wasn't.
>first person action dungeon crawler
neat
I'm watching the Twitch stream and that girl looks competent.
Is the IGN stream any better?
>it's a Western casual EO
>>341135151
Run the jewels fast!
I hope not-SSX is easily moddable.
Replacing all character deaths with small explosions.wad.pif
Also, raptors.
>>341135151
South Park game look cool, I guess.
Watch Dogs 2 looks cool, but then again, so did the first one.
Steep looks chill.
That's about it. Everything else was mediocre or sub-par.
BLESINSKI
>>341135746
watch the dorrito pope stream
Looks cool.
sticky to comfy geoff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jjoq7snv24I
>>341135730
Yeah this actually looks nice.
Too bad I'll probably never get a WiiU
it's my boy bazinga
What presentation is up next btw
Sony right??
I can't wait for Kojimbo's Magical Ruse Cruze
Holy fuck Bleszyński got fat
where can I watch the presentations that already passed streams like Ubisoft or PC?
BAZOOPA
So what's impressed you anons so far? For me
>sea of thieves
>ghost recon
>steep
>Maybe dead like rising
Been quite shite so far tbqhfam
>>341134130
what's the next big conference and when is it?
I know Sony is at 9(EST), but I can't remember if there's one between now and then
Is that that one girl from a few years ago who was like spokespersoning for Microsoft and then gained like 50lbs in the span of a couple months right before E3?
So for 2 and a half hours we get IGN garbage until Sony goes live?
>>341135916
Its also on 3ds and you can emulate it on pc sooner or later under the assumption it wont get ported
>>341135993
Sony is coming up at 6 pm Pacific. I think everything notable ends there.
>cliff already blaming the players for playing his incoherent game wrong
kekkk
>>341134130
Lightning hands directly from Destiny.
Who the fuck rips off Destiny?
![600x-1[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/3jCwatS.png "600x-1[1].png")
>>341135909
did the caffeine rush from mountain dew and doritos finally stop?
Lawbreakers looks pretty fucking fun but god damn I hate the aesthetics.
>>341134130
>we want the overwatch audience
>>341136070
The D3 dlc trailer got me pretty hyped
>>341136204
people who like making insane amounts of cash
>>341136009
He's turning into a balloon. Even his hair is coming out.
>Cliffy B: Fat and Balding Edition
>>341135730
What is this referring to? Am I missing something right now?
>>341136070
Nothing.
I'm putting my last hope on Sony showing something that isn't western AAA garbage.
>>341136070
Ubisoft having a man dressed as a giraffe, a gorilla and a bunch of clowns say their condolences for 50 fags who got wasted by a muslim extremist.
>>341136070
Dishonored 2 but I know its writing is full of SJW bullshit
>that awkward transition
>cliffy b staring at his ass as he passes
>Geoff walked in front of B-man
subtle snub
whats Game Slice? Geoff's new company?
>>341136070
Here's my list, based on ones that have actual gameplay footage;
>Titanfall 2
>Scalebound
>Re-core
>Forza Horizon 3
>South Park Fractured But Whole
In terms of concept;
>Prey
>Quake Champions
>Dead Rising 4
>>341136384
Why would they do that? They've got the largest install base meaning they'll have plenty of normie shit like Call of Duty, Watch Dogs 2, first on Playstation for garbage like Madden, NBA, etc.
>>341136070
I was unironically impressed by Forza: Australia, since I'm an aussie and all.
For Honour looks really nice.
South Park will be great for a second time.
I was always a big Halo Wars fan so the sequel is great news for me.
Watch Dogs 2 doesn't look too bad ignoring all the /pol/ memes.
There was more but i can't even remember.
>>341135309
So did Watch Dogs 1 and we all know what happened with that.
>a mobile FPS set in the main menu of MediEvil
The fuck
>>341136369
It was a Nintendo Indies segment on Geoff Keighley's Youtube Live show.
this poor guy with his shitty mobile game had to follow up all those others
what is this deus ex polygons thing
>>341136809
Literally my thoughts
>there are non-underage fags who know MediEvil
my nigs
geoff has to sit here and pretend to be excited for this
>>341136384
>We will see the Activision shit during sony conference
It almost felt really good not seeing 20 mins of a caw a doodle
>>341136661
I thought Steep had actual gameplay footage
also
>Quake TF2 edition
is there a schedule of guests for geoff somewhere?
how long untlinl sony's conference starts?
>beeping in the pope stream
Thought my neighbors alarm was going off.
>>341136816
Ah, I see. Thanks.
>>341137031
I never said Steep didn't have gameplay footage, Steep just isn't on my list.
>>341134130
Which stream should I be watching right now boys? Where's Geoff?
>>341137153
2 and half hours
>>341136786
>>341135728
I hadfunwith the first Watch Dogs.
>>341136990
Fuck you can guarantee it. For other about that. Damn you.
>>341136009
>>341136308
>>341136338
Spot the virgins
>>341134130
IM WITH YOU GORILLA MAN! IM FUCKING ALL IN!
>MOBILE VR GAME
WHAT THE SHIT
WHAT THE SHIT
remember geoff's kojima interview haha
what the fuck was the point
>>341137153
See this time here:
http://www.e3countdown.com/
Probably not that time since it is Sony.
>>341137218
Oh. I suppose that's fine I guess
Is the girl with the Tumblr hair that disgusting whore Meg Turney or another lolimsuchanerdxD girls?
>>341137243
You can have fun with anything with such low standards please shut the fuck up and never voice your opinion until you play at least 300 different games
>>341137286
wheredoyouthinkyouare.jpg
>>341136070
Forza Horizon has me most hyped. I've been wanting to play the games for literal years now
>>341137224
Youtube.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jjoq7snv24I
Try the OP next time<3
>>341137286
What does literally becoming a physical balloon have to do with sex? Please try to actually explain it. It'll be hilarious.
>>341137224
Top link buddy.
do you think the pope has groupies?
Why does Overwatch have all this backstory when none of it actually matters in the game itself?
>>341134650
>nichijou
Can't you play Azumanga like someone with actual taste
![[Exiled-Destiny]_Dokkoida__Ep08_(75444566).mkv_snapshot_15.39_[2015.09.22_04.56.25].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8u9V03a.jpg "[Exiled-Destiny]_Dokkoida__Ep08_(75444566).mkv_snapshot_15.39_[2015.09.22_04.56.25].jpg")
Jesus christ this is me just hearing Tracer's voice, people thought this was sexy?
She sounds like a fucking Jeremy Kyle guest
>>341137420
I have probably played more than that.
>>341137490
They're call Irish children
Voice acted Lego games are not comfy.
>>341136969
Who remember Fortisque?
>>341137501
Franchise building
That was THE worst PC Gaming show, right?
>>341137501
>Why does Magic: the Gathering have all this backstory when none of it actually matters in the game itself?
>>341137476
Obsessing over a middle aged guys appearance shows that you are either underage, a virgin, or both.
>>341137592
Delete this.
>>341137608
Welp i guess some are just born with no taste
>>341137592
same thing.
>>341137153
About four hours considering Sony always starts an hour too late.
![[FFF] Saenai Heroine no Sodatekata - 01 [BD][720p-AAC][B6B30567].mkv_snapshot_05.48_[2016.02.01_21.14.08].png](https://i.imgur.com/JFprAdT.jpg "[FFF] Saenai Heroine no Sodatekata - 01 [BD][720p-AAC][B6B30567].mkv_snapshot_05.48_[2016.02.01_21.14.08].png")
>>341137286
is Square-Enix going to talk about the DQ 3DS games at all?
>>341136070
>Dishonored 2
>Deus Ex Mankind Divided
>Ghost Recon (cautiously optimistic)
>Steep
>>341137663
it was quite incredible how boring it was
>>341137501
They are following the TF2 route where you add backstory via videos and comics.
I am actually really feeling this Animal Crossing music.
>All this meme admiration for Kojima
He's really not that great...
k-on game when?
>>341137501
It was supposed to be Blizzards next big online MMO until scraped and turned into a online only shooter, so i guess the backstory are mostly remainders.
![kosuzu_sakurazaki_15225[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/cMaqqTD.jpg "kosuzu_sakurazaki_15225[1].jpg")
>>341137601
darn childrens tv shows and their sexy little girls
>>341134130
>the man is just brilliance incarnated
Why do girls always have to go so far when they try to be down with the culture? It's always like IM JUST OBSESSED WITH THIS GAME I PLAYED IT I STOOD IN LINE AT MIDNIGHT TO GET IT I WAS THERE FIRST AND CAMPED OUT FRONT OF GAME STOP AT LIKE 7PM! PLAYED IT MANY MANY TIMES. JUST WOW.
Why do they do this?
>>341137696
Go away Cliffy Bs secret long lost twin sister.
>>341137925
Thought the Kojima admiration was just a 4chan thing. Didn't think normalfags even knew who he was.
>>341137925
He's my favourite movie director
this looks like helldivers
>>341137592
wish i had it man
unless you want me to stream the manga
>>341138049
It probably exists as a shitty VN for PSP or something
>1 Google search later
Yep.
>>341138049
Back on psp and ps3, I played it
>oh yeah
>wow
>really?
>Oh wow
>>341136969
Sir Daniel Fortesque, back from the dead once again.
>>341138068
children are not sexy.
>>341134130
>lets all wear rainbow ribbons to show support for people who if they acted like every day normal people no one would even know about their imaginary affliction or discrimination, not that anyone gives a fuck if you're gay anyway.
>Halo Wars 2 footage on the pope stream
Neat.
What's going to be worse, DoW 3 or Halo wars 2?
Thread comfy again
Did anyone else have mixed feelings about Halo Wars?Would have been 10 times better on PC.
>>341138731
But anon, it is on PC.
>>341138705
I was scared for a while during the Ubi stream.
>>341138731
Anon.
Its on PC.
suda51 and let it die on twitch stream
>>341138731
>Xbox One and W10 Exclusive
>>341138731
nothing microsoft showed was only on the xbone
which makes no sense, given that they can't sell that console
>>341138068
Purper was better
>that powersuit transformation
muh dick
>>341138481
GTFO MUSLIM SCUM
WHY ARE ALL THE GUESTS WHISPERING
>>341138692
Is relic not making dawn of war 3?
Because I always have faith in Relic to not deliver a dogshit game. It might not be amazing but it won't be dogshit.
>>341134130
who's the slut with the blue hair?
>>341139113
Can't sell consoles devs don't want to make console exclusives open that up to the millions of pc gamers. All of a sudden a Microsoft exclusive doesn't seem too bad. They pretty much had to push cross platform.
>>341137243
I forced myself to sit through every mission and complete the storyline cause I actually bought it for full price like a dumbass. The whole thing felt like a chore, it just wasn't fun at all. Hacking was so fucking boring, the driving was shit and the graphics were laughable. You can escape cops simply by jumping into water and they'll never get you. I didn't do any of those side missions or street crimes because it's all the same shit over and over again.
I 100%ed GTAV but there's no fucking way I'll ever do that with Watch Dogs.
>>341137601
Use the Japanese voicepack instead.
>>341137663
It was pretty ok. I'd hoped they would evolve the format a bit from last year but I saw some pretty decent stuff in there. Enjoyed the ubisoft one too once I started watching that. But it's really dumb to let them overlap like that. Just space this stuff out properly. There's multiple days to -get it done-
I feel like we're well into the meat of E3 now though, trying to keep up with multiple streams. In fact I think there needs to be a more holistic overview of this whole event. It gets busier and busier each year and needs some sort of central directorship over it to make it more presentable. Make it so we can follow more of it without missing so much.
>cram everything edgy teenagers like: The Game
What are y'all nerds expecting in the Sony conference? Anything spectacular, any new IP's?
>>341138270
It's a Sega rhythm game, not a VN.
>>341139530
bloodborne 2 and rdr 2
>ubishit
>thinking frequent new consoles is a good idea
WHAT A FUCKING SURPRISE
>>341139493
>tfw you can read the chinese
>>341139530
That one capcom game that's been in limbo, Deep Down
>>341139530
Red Dead 3
>>341139530
Gravity Rush 2
Persona 5
One huge Capcom game between RE7 and DMC5
>>341139636
They don't give a fuck long as their shit sells.
Watch doges sold like hotcakes on consoles.
>>341137637
SIR DANIEL FORTESQUE nigger
>>341139530
A new vita
>>341139530Kojima surprise reveal
>>341139693
so?
>>341137601
Seriously.
>auwight luv spiff a spot o tea on the tip top o the morrow guvnar?
>>341140008
>Nintendo next handheld launch games are Pokemon, Monhunt and Yokai watch.
>>341139113
It seems they're pushing Windows 10 harder than the Xbone at this point. I guess they want more people to upgrade.
>>341139493
>no-pan
fucking awe--
>hair
bleargh
>>341140094
This is what we all hope for.
>>341140217
Hey I'd actually like a new vita. Just not happening
>>341140094
He said that they haven't even started development yet today on Geoff's stream.
They've only been choosing the game engine just last month.
God I miss gametrailers, they were at their best during e3.
>>341140342That's what makes it a surprise
Post more comfy music
>>341140523pope stream right now
E3 is powered by Samsung
Have you praised or cursed Samsung toady?
>>341139530
I'm going in with extremely low expectations so I can't possibly be disappointed. I'm expecting it to be all about how many PS4s have been sold and how many people subscribed to Playstation plus and all the games are just a couple PS3 remasters.
>>341140315
Contrary to popular belief women usually have hair down there.
>>341140523
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-2LAC6mLNQ
>>341140384
were here
>>341136150
NERDING OUT LIKE CRAZY
YO GURL
NERDING OUT LIKE CRAZY
YO GURL
NERDING OUT LIKE CRAZY
YO GURL
>Girl Wood on the pope stream
Classically trained memester
lana is actually alright this year
also
>WAKE ME UP
>>341140769
no shit nigger
Contrary to popular belief, laser epilation has zero cancer chances and not as expensive as people think
Girlwood looks cute.CUTE!
>wake me up
>WAKE ME UP
Holy shit what
>>341140094
>Presenting... Silent hills
>A HIDEO KOJIMA GAME
>Kojima walks on stage
>"Did you rike it?"
>pope forgot the shitty snow game's name
CHOCOLATE GAME GIRL
The great prophet has spoken my friends.
A savior will come and save us from this darkness.
CD project red up next on twitch stream
will it be more GWENT shit or will they give us something about cyberpunk
>no Alison rapp aggressively flirting with Geoff this year
too bad
Steep confirmed for shit. Based Amazoness.
Would you?
>>341141471
left is a fucking qt
>>341141471
Absolutely
>>341141445
He dodged a bullet there
s
>>341141471
Both. Easily.Aisha first.
>>341141471
left? yes
the sheboon? no
>>341141471
both
>>341140315
>he doesn't like soft furry pussies.
>>341141471
does the nigress have a lazy eye?
>>341141432
CPR got big with Witcher, time to milk it out as much as they can with shitty spinoffs like Gwent
Maybe we'll get some info in few years
so is this going to be a trend now, upgraded internals for PS and Xbox every year?
>do something respectful
>this giraffe sends its condolences
>STEEP IS GREAT
>I LOVE STEEP
kek
>>341141471
I'd let her play with my joystick if you know what I mean
>>341134130
She keeps going on about fassbender naked and with no pants and shirtless, etc. I fucking hate that the world makes me think "well someone should complain because sjw cunts would!"
>>341136070
I thought that For Honor game looked ok but we already have war of the roses and war of the vikings so im kinda lukewarm on it.
That WiiU dungeon crawler looks pretty fun actually. That ubi platformer looked like a surprisingly good platformer so im looking forward to seeing more of that.
I'm looking forward to watch dogs 2 for all the wacky glitch webms.
>>341141471
throw Geoff in to sweeten the deal
>>341141740
explain
>>341141471
Either one, not ashamed to admit it.
>type out captcha
>correct, click submit
>connection error while posting
This has been happening so fucking often lately.
>>341140315
>tfw Urushihara gave you a pube fetish
Reminder to not make any predictions for Nintendos stream tomorrow. They already listed what they're showing and that's it. Nothing's being revealed.
BLUE HAIRED GIRL WHO ARE YOU ? FUCK SNIFF MY FUCK
>>341141845
I'd offer her my penile unit for her to enjoy and / or pleasure herself with for mutual gain
>>341134130
Go on shill, tip toe around how obvious it is that you're attacking Trump. Fucking man child faggot.
![4d25958f4eda5e2be276bcd1c6b05d8f[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/pg2dy4t.jpg "4d25958f4eda5e2be276bcd1c6b05d8f[2].jpg")
>>341141854
do your pictures ever fade away then refresh to something else and never let you complete the captcha?
mine do that sometimes
>san francisco
>overthrowing establishment
>social protest, not personal story
SJW bait confirmed.
>Hacks a car and makes it drive away
How stupid is this
>>341142003
that sounds highly inappropriate for a professional environment
Guys I'm gonna go get a sandwich while we have a bit of downtime.
What does /v/ get on their sandwich?
>>341142185
You can literally do that to most modern cars.
>hack teh world
Please
PLEASE
make it stop
>>341142228
It's a good thing most black people don't know what that is then
