I have no idea who this man is edition
This thread is for a slower-paced discussion than the sticky, try to refrain from spamming memes in caps lock.
Streams: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jjoq7snv24I [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCybaCBcB2c [Embed]
Obligatory comfy vidya music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mtf7pocKg-E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GavnF2SuOc
Poll: http://www.strawpoll.me/10476109
no anime
/pol/ btfo
Not achieving the levels of comfy I was earlier tbqh lads
These stupid french cucks barely speak english
they should be in Paris sucking kebab dicks and not in the US
anime is a okay
boring
SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS
Literally what do you do in this game?
It looks like this would get stale within one day after seeing all the mountains and doing the different races
SSX Tricky with all the fun sucked out.
>All these /v/ babies who can't into skiing
>>341129206
Y u angry
This would actually be pretty fun in VR
Holy fuck that guy just died. This is not comfy.
HE DIDN'T FLY SO GOOD
>stand somewhere high
>spot some side missions
t. Ubisoft
>Whining about the rainbow pins
How to spot edgelord robots who will literally never get laid
Well at least I have a new album or two to listen to.
>that horrifying scream
Shit son
Had a bad day, can I get some (you)'s mates?
Did he died
ARGGGGGGGHHHHHHH
Anime
>>341129206
triggered
Sony, please fucking save this E3.
drerp zones
>that slow ass menu
Off piste a shit
Anyone else ski here?
did that guy die
>go pro helmet cam
so thrilling
>>341129206
Neutrals need to be purged.
>>341129206
>>341129419
Who triggered you so much?
looks casual as fuck. Like a wii title, but with a hub
this game doesn't look too bad, just a little boring
This game looks nice, only fat basement dwellers would disagree
Also it probably will be a blast with VR
This game >>> anime
Fresh thread, fresh anime. Do you part, keep the anime flowing. Keep the comfy high.
GAY ASS SPORTS
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>sassy since birth
This seems dope actually. Wouldn't pay full price, but it's interesting enough.
This game looks tight, fuck anyone who's gonna shit on it.
Cant you do this shit in GTA?
The skydiving thing.
This game doesn't look too bad honestly
>parachute poofed into nothing
>those framerates during the transition
Looks like we really need PS 4.5 and Xbone 1.5
This is the kind of game that should be VR
WHY IS THIS GAME NOT VR BUT THE SCREECHING EAGLE GAME IS?
I wouldplaythis game
>those death screams
w-wew...
>>341129483
How would Sony save it? They have jack shit.Microsoft had a good conference anyway, you fucking fanboy cunt.
HONHONHON
*sips wine*
You zought that zis was le game? Honhon
[BAGUETTE NOISES]
>OP hates memes
>no no no NO
>UAAAAGGHHH
Base-jumping seems like a retarded thing to do. It's like parachuting at high speeds with a thousand times more obstacles.
2012 level graphics
>o no no no no no
>>341129419
Virtue is always in the middle, anon. Extremism is never positive.
WHERE IS THE FUN
WHAT IS THIS FAGGY GAME
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>comfy game interrupted by a man's death scream
Still might buy, love me some snowy landscapes and fast
Why do the french always ruin videogames?
>>341129524
go away evil dogger
Who gave a budget this big to a game this boring
>>341129585
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
SNOW DICKS CONFIRMED
those screams tho
MWAAAAAAAAAAH
>>341129509
Aye lad. Off piste is best piste
Looks entertaining.
Would pay maybe 15 bucks.
>those screams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K956y2om92I
This game will die quicker than the division.
Enough with the contentless MMOs.
SEE THAT MOUNTAIN?
YOU CAN RIDE IT
>>341129671
I agree. But all the VR games show the graphics don't hold up. They would need to downgrade it considerably.
>showing that guy die again and again
JESUS CHRIST FRANCE
STOP
>rewinding and replaying your friend fucking dying on the mountain
Jesus Christ not since de Sade has there been such a cruel Frenchie
All this virtual sport and physical achievement is really getting my blood pumping
Why don't they just make a mountain climbing game?
>>341129524
go away evil dogger
Who else /bored/ here?
I LIKE THAT JUMP
Can we agree that Aisha was the best thing about this?
Not saying it is a good thing.
It is just that bad.
>>341129821
Fucking hate it 2bh
Call me a pleb but it's just too slow and boring unless you're suicidal
>People straight up dying
Fucking hell Ubi
I liked that jump
>instead of playing the game you can just watch the game
>AMAZING
Did they just literally take a clip of Drake saying NO NO NO NO NO from Uncharted?
>Sonys conference is coming
>no matter how good or bad it is there will be constant shitposting threads for like a month.
should I just filter Sony to save myself the trouble?
>>341129770
the french ruin everything
The multiplayer on this game is going to bed dead as fuck.
E3 without an AssCreed game really hurts. Could I get at least a teaser?
>Going FAST
Sports games are saved?
>>341129603
HAHA I UNDERSTAND THIS YEARS OLD MAYM :D
>>341129787
Yurofags love dumb boring sports like skiing and soccer
Who plays this shit?
>A couple cool Webms for Webm threads: The Game
SKI FREE YETI CONFIRMED
Half of this E3 is full of sports games.
Motherfucking normalfags.
Normalfag shit.
>>341129524
Watch Dogger 2 is better
Post yfw France tries to make a game
This seems a bit sadistic
>>341129524
go away evil dogger
>those death screams
Holy shit
>Those screams
Holy shit
YOTSUBA CONFIRMED
![hqdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wI5QL4U.jpg "hqdefault[1].jpg")
>>341129820
>throw yourself off a mountain and kill yourself simulator
Day one buy if VR support
>>341129451
here (You) go m8
YOTSUBA !
>all these people dying
holy fuck
>those cheering apes
>mountain death simulator
>>341128945
>NO NEW ASSASSIN'S CREED GAME
>INSTEAD, LETS TALK ABOUT THE MOVIE
Fuck yourselves, Ubisoft.
I love how they are dying so casually.
EA: F
Bethsda: D
Microsoft: C- (Too much time jerking off their new box, minecraft and dumb shit. Scalebound, Tekken 7, FF15,Dead Rising 4 and beyond thieves look good though so can't knock it down too far)
Ubisoft: C+ (Mostly fun, sports brought it down, but the dancing at the start was brief and they picked a damn good Queen song for it so can't complain.)
Will Sony and Nintendo continue the trend of it gradually getting better? Can Nintendo, and or Sony win this shit!?
Happy Wheels 2 looks really promising
There's something really wrong with this game
>>341130087
Orson, please...
>that fucking DING
absolutely savage
>>341130085
YETI
>First-Person Mountain Sport Fatal Accident Simulator
Thank you Ubisoft
>Snowboarding's answer to SKATE
mite b cool
this is genuinely the scariest game i've seen in my life
holy shit
>that clown
Too creepy.
Is it just me or is this e3 especially safe in comparison to other years? As in, there isn't a ton of cringe to be found, or a ton to laugh at companies being completely out of touch with their audience
>>341130120
>>341130085
where?
Literally a suicide simulator.
This actually looks pretty damn cool.
>>341130087
AH THE FRENCH
>This peaceful music
This game isn't fucking peaceful at all.
>sports games
Come on where are the fun vidya
>pure fun
>this casual "muh feel" simulator
the game actually looks somewhat comfy
wouldn't pay $60 for it though
>>341130029
So start watching sports, faggot.
Christ this is boring.
>>341130235
It's been on steam for like a month
Not gonna lie, looks pretty cool game.
>That guy who got his skull caved in by the bell.
[sound of spine breaking]
>>341130029
face it, gaming is no longer a niche.
the gamer is dead.
>>341130080
>>341130081
Shitmind
>>341130053
They already ruined Dude Sex
>>341129603
Who else is hype for Sinfest: The videogame?
>>341129451
Fuck (You)
At least ubi had a new IP
Holy fuck this makes we want to never go skiing.
>nature game
>shit graphics
amazing
whoa.....so this is the power of mountains
>>341129483
Microsoft had a good conference you fanboy cunt
jesus you people
>shitty indie music
the circle is now complete
It's really comfy until some fuck dies screaming next to you.
>>341129954
Understandable. It's extremely satisfying when you get a rythm going. Not skilled enough to be suicidal tier yet though
Point Break: The Video Game
Game looks like it's just a pretty casual relaxing thing, nothing too outstanding but for what it is I think it's good.
There's one more game left according to the leak. An original IP.
>>341130158
>Sony
Almost confirmed to win
>Nintendo
Almost confirmed to lose
-No NX
-Only pokemon and Zelda
>>341130253
Nintendo isn't here
>People dying casually - the game
I don't get what the audience is suppose to be. Is there no objectives or anything?
>>341130309
Yeah
Especially when this exists:
http://www.snowthegame.com/
>>341130405
You see that mountain over there? You can die on it.
>>341130253
Yeah, I was really expecting them to go full ham for VR
>>341130029
Start watching sports then. They're like video games, only in real life.
This extreme sports game looks fun as fuck.
Too bad everyone else will hate it.
Also,
>Ubisoft
>>341130158
>Ubisoft: C+
>Ubisoft getting anything above D
How wrong can one individual be
>>341130029
>he doesn't watch sports
>>341130335
I laugh, I'm ashamed.
>>341130319
>>341130330
For guys like me who doesn't know how snow feel, it looks cool as fuck.
>>341129090
Anyone?
>>341130253
I agree. It's just been okay.
>>341130358
No they didn't, fuck off.
>>341129770
>>341129973
honhonhon
can i fucking leave now
>Dead Snow Chads: The Game
KEK
>KEK
KEK
>KEK
KEK
are they gonna cry for the fags again
> STEEP
> waiting for the VR support announce
> they don't deliver
Uh, great game to play for 2 hours
>>341129963
anyone?
i thought there was supposed to be one more game announced?
>>341130468
yes it was steep
They should just go all the way and at MK X-ray deaths they probably want to anyway
>only one new game
Zhuge was wrong lol
I'm probably going to buy that game because I love skiing but don't live in a country with mountains
when the fun games will start to appear?
Where's the new game!?
>Aisha towering over all of them
Is there a single normal sized man there?
Oh god I hope they break out into a dance number
>>341130573
it sets eax register to 0
Sign me up. Never getting another ssx anyway.
>rawr
>>341130624
there's a sticky for your shitposting
YOU GUYS SAID THERE'D BE ANOTHER GAME
>>341130557
>watching other people have fun
I bet you watch Lets Plays too, faggot
>>341129451
>no snowboarding dinos.
Dropped.
>>341130557
Watching sports is the worst way to waste time unless you're just a homo
>>341130668
Of course.
Didn't the leak promise two new games?
Is it terrible that I can't stop laughing at the savage mountain death I just witnessed?
I liked the presentation a lot more this year compared to the cringefest last year.
>SSX but without the things that make SSX fun
woo
epic
>>341130668
Not enough clowns or furries for that
>>341130437
Idea: What about playing as an extreme mountain medic, to save players who have shattered their bones on the mountainside?
I think Steep could be hilarious just for the crash stuff.
I can't wait for Vivendi to buy them out.
>RAAARRRRRR
>everyone comes back out at the end
this is a cool idea actually, wish all conferences did this
why does this frenchie keep inserting himself trying to become a household name. people cant even spell your name
UBISOFT LOVES YOU GUYS
>>341130668
Edgy.
>>341130738
AC game as a one last thing count on it
>gorilla roar
>>341129268
I agree completely
shitshow
i will buy only South Park tho
>>341129603
wowow I am familar with this meme :DD
Flying fast is gonna be fun as fuck
>>341130782
Do i have to tell you to fuck off everytime you shitpost this?
>>341130816
SSX is retarded beyond belief
>>341130748
she a big women anon
that silence after the token "thank you gamers" was awkward
THIS TRAIL IS REALLY COOL
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day 1 purchase on steep, that shit looks awesome.
fite me, faggots. make fun of me for getting hyped about my gaming hobby
inb4 squeal is called 2 steep
>>341130476
Yet
I'm desperately hoping theirs is going to be god awful
The main reason I watch e3 is for the laffs
>>341130809
yes
one was watch_dogs 2
one was steep
I guess we cant trust ZhugeEX
>>341129770
Je suis monté
>>341130573
if you exclusive or something with itself it makes it 0. Second instruction moves whatever's in EAX into the memory location pointed to by my_sides
>I love video games
Too far man
>>341130809
inb4
>One last thing
>>341130593
People with such shit taste are the reason why companies can get away with repeatedly releasing mediocre games
You are killing gaming faggot
I LOVE VIDEO GAMES
>>341130813
>casual snowboarding game
>let's show this guy getting a brain haemorrhage by crashing into this building at 100mph
>>341130532
I would absolutely try it, but can you imagine paying full price for it?
>>341129603
I don't get it.
I fucking hate video games monsieur.
Ubisoft is for the gamers guys
>>341130912
FUck off french cuck
>>341130982
With heels
>>341131010
>Implying they won't say the
>ONE LAST THING
I missed all of Microsoft, and everything Ubisoft but the snowboarding game.
What are the biggest highlights?
>>341130982
for you
>>341130708
No, there were two "New Game" listed after Watch_Dogs 2. Steep is all that's been shown after.
Nobody has fucking killer game this year the heck is this garbage
>>341130158
Fag
>we love videogames
Ubisoft
YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>341131002
It listed watch dogs 2, and two new games
>>341130816
Tricky was the only good SSX game anyway
>>341130542
Like every year it was a fun show that was probably shady, and we'll get to the shady sides when they are ready to be presented but if presented at face value, and that these games were honest representations of what they showed then it was a solid C+.
>All those rainbow pins.
Okay, we get it. 50 faggots died. Just stop already.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jjoq7snv24I
>>341129524
Go away evil dogger
>>341131110
The snowboarding game tbqh. The only one I might actually buy
LEAKER WAS WRONG
>>341131110
Ubisoft commemorating dead homos in front of a literal circus
