E3 Yeah-it's-kind-of-comfy-now Thread
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I'm too drunk to come up with an edition edition
This thread is for a slower-paced discussion than the sticky, try to refrain from spamming memes in caps lock.
Streams: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jjoq7snv24I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCybaCBcB2c
Obligatory comfy vidya music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mtf7pocKg-E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GavnF2SuOc
Poll: http://www.strawpoll.me/10476109
deus ex gameplay on twitch stream
half-lifE3
So will Sony show CoD? I hope they don't and let it die.
>Nindies
give me Yooka Laylee or gtfo
I want more webms of wink chan
>>341134483
>>341134483
>>341134130
The ubisoft presentation was so fucking bad. Console gaming is so dead since the beginning of this generation. I'd like to thank you faggots for getting me back into pc gaming.
come in and enjoy some nichijou while we wait !!
http://connectcast.tv/komokomo
>>341134483
ok
see you anons in 3hrs
>>341134650
where's lain
![[A-FanRips]_Baoh_[H264_FLAC_AC3]_[2E084103].mkv_snapshot_12.02_[2012.08.24_21.35.12].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YCgMPXk.jpg "[A-FanRips] Baoh [H264 FLAC AC3] [2E084103].mkv snapshot 12.02 [2012.08.24 21.35.12]")
>>341134483
I think i might order one of those customisable xbone controllers for my computer.
Is it just colour customisation or is there more?
>Shantae in Runbow
cute
>>341134210
Eh, thanks, I'll sleep this one out.
>>341134483
who's this seed steed?
THE INTERNET IS OUT OF TIME
MEMES MEMES MEMES
my chair smells like shit
>Shantae
>>341134130
Who is the blue haired "im dressed like an 80's prostitute but dont objectify me" chick? i'd like to get comfy with her, if you know what I mean.
>>341134848
we finished it yesterday
>>341134483
you never said a good one
>>341134940
Brush it off, snort it, gain its powers.
>>341134927
Purple ninja assassin from SAO.
>>341134886
Bumping this.
I did not watch Ubishit's shit thing soooo what happened at it
>2D
stop
>Metroid clone is a Nindie
Just make a new 2D Metroid ffs Nintendo.
which stream to watch
>>341135040
more lain
>>341134483
:3
>>341134130
When will the people want retro style games meme die, /v/?
>>341135151
South Park saved E3
>>341135151
WATCH_DOGS 2 LOOKS AMAZING
>>341134940
Febreeze that shit.
>Metroid clone
>"Nintendo gamers are the most passionate retro gamers"
>Nintendo always gets these retro clones last
>>341135158
HE LITERALLY POSTED THIS ON 4CHAN
AHAHAHAHA
>>341134483
Someone post the cute anime girl making an x with her arms
JUST FUCKING MAKE A NEW METROID
WHY IS NINTENDO SO FUCKING SHIT NOW
>we alien isolation now
fuck, where's my cowboy bebop game? this isn't even a popular genre. normies don't want fucking stealth or whatever this shit is.
![0eaacf6506deead6260dae7b2c96563c[2].png](https://i.imgur.com/OzU9o6W.png "0eaacf6506deead6260dae7b2c96563c[2]")
>>341134483
ninja assassin girl best girl from that respective series
>>341135151
Aisha strikes once again
>>341135267
>>341135309
oh rite
>>341135151
South Park and a simulator of freak mountain related accidents
>>341135151
Nothing. More tacticool games, an actual presentation about a fucking Division DLC. Watchdogs 2 is shilling hard against Trump and you play super down with the kids DedSec characters that have all the style and characterisation of the cunts out of Hackers movie. For Honor looks like Ryse. A really generic boring looking winter sports game. Fuck i don't even remember what else.
>>341135309
Ubisoft is good at making demos and trailers.
Watch_Dogs 1 also looked amazing but... it wasn't.
>first person action dungeon crawler
neat
I'm watching the Twitch stream and that girl looks competent.
Is the IGN stream any better?
>it's a Western casual EO
>>341135151
Run the jewels fast!
I hope not-SSX is easily moddable.
Replacing all character deaths with small explosions.wad.pif
Also, raptors.
>>341135151
South Park game look cool, I guess.
Watch Dogs 2 looks cool, but then again, so did the first one.
Steep looks chill.
That's about it. Everything else was mediocre or sub-par.
BLESINSKI
>>341135746
watch the dorrito pope stream
Looks cool.
sticky to comfy geoff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jjoq7snv24I
>>341135730
Yeah this actually looks nice.
Too bad I'll probably never get a WiiU
it's my boy bazinga
What presentation is up next btw
Sony right??
I can't wait for Kojimbo's Magical Ruse Cruze
Holy fuck Bleszyński got fat
where can I watch the presentations that already passed streams like Ubisoft or PC?
BAZOOPA
So what's impressed you anons so far? For me
>sea of thieves
>ghost recon
>steep
>Maybe dead like rising
Been quite shite so far tbqhfam
>>341134130
what's the next big conference and when is it?
I know Sony is at 9(EST), but I can't remember if there's one between now and then
Is that that one girl from a few years ago who was like spokespersoning for Microsoft and then gained like 50lbs in the span of a couple months right before E3?
So for 2 and a half hours we get IGN garbage until Sony goes live?
>>341135916
Its also on 3ds and you can emulate it on pc sooner or later under the assumption it wont get ported
>>341135993
Sony is coming up at 6 pm Pacific. I think everything notable ends there.
>cliff already blaming the players for playing his incoherent game wrong
kekkk
>>341134130
Lightning hands directly from Destiny.
Who the fuck rips off Destiny?
>>341135909
did the caffeine rush from mountain dew and doritos finally stop?
Lawbreakers looks pretty fucking fun but god damn I hate the aesthetics.
>>341134130
>we want the overwatch audience
>>341136070
The D3 dlc trailer got me pretty hyped
>>341136204
people who like making insane amounts of cash
>>341136009
He's turning into a balloon. Even his hair is coming out.
>Cliffy B: Fat and Balding Edition
>>341135730
What is this referring to? Am I missing something right now?
>>341136070
Nothing.
I'm putting my last hope on Sony showing something that isn't western AAA garbage.
>>341136070
Ubisoft having a man dressed as a giraffe, a gorilla and a bunch of clowns say their condolences for 50 fags who got wasted by a muslim extremist.
>>341136070
Dishonored 2 but I know its writing is full of SJW bullshit
>that awkward transition
>cliffy b staring at his ass as he passes
>Geoff walked in front of B-man
subtle snub
whats Game Slice? Geoff's new company?
>>341136070
Here's my list, based on ones that have actual gameplay footage;
>Titanfall 2
>Scalebound
>Re-core
>Forza Horizon 3
>South Park Fractured But Whole
In terms of concept;
>Prey
>Quake Champions
>Dead Rising 4
>>341136384
Why would they do that? They've got the largest install base meaning they'll have plenty of normie shit like Call of Duty, Watch Dogs 2, first on Playstation for garbage like Madden, NBA, etc.
>>341136070
I was unironically impressed by Forza: Australia, since I'm an aussie and all.
For Honour looks really nice.
South Park will be great for a second time.
I was always a big Halo Wars fan so the sequel is great news for me.
Watch Dogs 2 doesn't look too bad ignoring all the /pol/ memes.
There was more but i can't even remember.
>>341135309
So did Watch Dogs 1 and we all know what happened with that.
>a mobile FPS set in the main menu of MediEvil
The fuck
>>341136369
It was a Nintendo Indies segment on Geoff Keighley's Youtube Live show.
this poor guy with his shitty mobile game had to follow up all those others
what is this deus ex polygons thing
>>341136809
Literally my thoughts
>there are non-underage fags who know MediEvil
my nigs
geoff has to sit here and pretend to be excited for this
>>341136384
>We will see the Activision shit during sony conference
It almost felt really good not seeing 20 mins of a caw a doodle
>>341136661
I thought Steep had actual gameplay footage
also
>Quake TF2 edition
is there a schedule of guests for geoff somewhere?
how long untlinl sony's conference starts?
>beeping in the pope stream
Thought my neighbors alarm was going off.
>>341136816
Ah, I see. Thanks.
>>341137031
I never said Steep didn't have gameplay footage, Steep just isn't on my list.
>>341134130
Which stream should I be watching right now boys? Where's Geoff?
>>341137153
2 and half hours
>>341136786
>>341135728
I hadfunwith the first Watch Dogs.
>>341136990
Fuck you can guarantee it. For other about that. Damn you.
>>341136009
>>341136308
>>341136338
Spot the virgins
>>341134130
IM WITH YOU GORILLA MAN! IM FUCKING ALL IN!
>MOBILE VR GAME
WHAT THE SHIT
WHAT THE SHIT
remember geoff's kojima interview haha
what the fuck was the point
>>341137153
See this time here:
http://www.e3countdown.com/
Probably not that time since it is Sony.
>>341137218
Oh. I suppose that's fine I guess
Is the girl with the Tumblr hair that disgusting whore Meg Turney or another lolimsuchanerdxD girls?
>>341137243
You can have fun with anything with such low standards please shut the fuck up and never voice your opinion until you play at least 300 different games
>>341137286
wheredoyouthinkyouare.jpg
>>341136070
Forza Horizon has me most hyped. I've been wanting to play the games for literal years now
>>341137224
Youtube.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jjoq7snv24I
Try the OP next time<3
>>341137286
What does literally becoming a physical balloon have to do with sex? Please try to actually explain it. It'll be hilarious.
>>341137224
Top link buddy.
do you think the pope has groupies?
Why does Overwatch have all this backstory when none of it actually matters in the game itself?
>>341134650
>nichijou
Can't you play Azumanga like someone with actual taste
![[Exiled-Destiny]_Dokkoida__Ep08_(75444566).mkv_snapshot_15.39_[2015.09.22_04.56.25].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8u9V03a.jpg "[Exiled-Destiny] Dokkoida Ep08 (75444566).mkv snapshot 15.39 [2015.09.22 04.56.25]")
Jesus christ this is me just hearing Tracer's voice, people thought this was sexy?
She sounds like a fucking Jeremy Kyle guest
>>341137420
I have probably played more than that.
>>341137490
They're call Irish children
Voice acted Lego games are not comfy.
>>341136969
Who remember Fortisque?
>>341137501
Franchise building
That was THE worst PC Gaming show, right?
>>341137501
>Why does Magic: the Gathering have all this backstory when none of it actually matters in the game itself?
>>341137476
Obsessing over a middle aged guys appearance shows that you are either underage, a virgin, or both.
>>341137592
Delete this.
>>341137608
Welp i guess some are just born with no taste
>>341137592
same thing.
>>341137153
About four hours considering Sony always starts an hour too late.
![[FFF] Saenai Heroine no Sodatekata - 01 [BD][720p-AAC][B6B30567].mkv_snapshot_05.48_[2016.02.01_21.14.08].png](https://i.imgur.com/JFprAdT.jpg "[FFF] Saenai Heroine no Sodatekata - 01 [BD][720p-AAC][B6B30567].mkv snapshot 05.48 [2016.02.01 21.14.08]")
>>341137286
is Square-Enix going to talk about the DQ 3DS games at all?
>>341136070
>Dishonored 2
>Deus Ex Mankind Divided
>Ghost Recon (cautiously optimistic)
>Steep
>>341137663
it was quite incredible how boring it was
>>341137501
They are following the TF2 route where you add backstory via videos and comics.
I am actually really feeling this Animal Crossing music.
>All this meme admiration for Kojima
He's really not that great...
k-on game when?
>>341137501
It was supposed to be Blizzards next big online MMO until scraped and turned into a online only shooter, so i guess the backstory are mostly remainders.
>>341137601
darn childrens tv shows and their sexy little girls
>>341134130
>the man is just brilliance incarnated
Why do girls always have to go so far when they try to be down with the culture? It's always like IM JUST OBSESSED WITH THIS GAME I PLAYED IT I STOOD IN LINE AT MIDNIGHT TO GET IT I WAS THERE FIRST AND CAMPED OUT FRONT OF GAME STOP AT LIKE 7PM! PLAYED IT MANY MANY TIMES. JUST WOW.
Why do they do this?
>>341137696
Go away Cliffy Bs secret long lost twin sister.
>>341137925
Thought the Kojima admiration was just a 4chan thing. Didn't think normalfags even knew who he was.
>>341137925
He's my favourite movie director
this looks like helldivers
>>341137592
wish i had it man
unless you want me to stream the manga
>>341138049
It probably exists as a shitty VN for PSP or something
>1 Google search later
Yep.
>>341138049
Back on psp and ps3, I played it
>oh yeah
>wow
>really?
>Oh wow
>>341136969
Sir Daniel Fortesque, back from the dead once again.
>>341138068
children are not sexy.
>>341134130
>lets all wear rainbow ribbons to show support for people who if they acted like every day normal people no one would even know about their imaginary affliction or discrimination, not that anyone gives a fuck if you're gay anyway.
>Halo Wars 2 footage on the pope stream
Neat.
What's going to be worse, DoW 3 or Halo wars 2?
Thread comfy again
Did anyone else have mixed feelings about Halo Wars?Would have been 10 times better on PC.
>>341138731
But anon, it is on PC.
>>341138705
I was scared for a while during the Ubi stream.
>>341138731
Anon.
Its on PC.
suda51 and let it die on twitch stream
>>341138731
>Xbox One and W10 Exclusive
>>341138731
nothing microsoft showed was only on the xbone
which makes no sense, given that they can't sell that console
>>341138068
Purper was better
>that powersuit transformation
muh dick
>>341138481
GTFO MUSLIM SCUM
WHY ARE ALL THE GUESTS WHISPERING
>>341138692
Is relic not making dawn of war 3?
Because I always have faith in Relic to not deliver a dogshit game. It might not be amazing but it won't be dogshit.
>>341134130
who's the slut with the blue hair?
>>341139113
Can't sell consoles devs don't want to make console exclusives open that up to the millions of pc gamers. All of a sudden a Microsoft exclusive doesn't seem too bad. They pretty much had to push cross platform.
>>341137243
I forced myself to sit through every mission and complete the storyline cause I actually bought it for full price like a dumbass. The whole thing felt like a chore, it just wasn't fun at all. Hacking was so fucking boring, the driving was shit and the graphics were laughable. You can escape cops simply by jumping into water and they'll never get you. I didn't do any of those side missions or street crimes because it's all the same shit over and over again.
I 100%ed GTAV but there's no fucking way I'll ever do that with Watch Dogs.
>>341137601
Use the Japanese voicepack instead.
>>341137663
It was pretty ok. I'd hoped they would evolve the format a bit from last year but I saw some pretty decent stuff in there. Enjoyed the ubisoft one too once I started watching that. But it's really dumb to let them overlap like that. Just space this stuff out properly. There's multiple days to -get it done-
I feel like we're well into the meat of E3 now though, trying to keep up with multiple streams. In fact I think there needs to be a more holistic overview of this whole event. It gets busier and busier each year and needs some sort of central directorship over it to make it more presentable. Make it so we can follow more of it without missing so much.
>cram everything edgy teenagers like: The Game
What are y'all nerds expecting in the Sony conference? Anything spectacular, any new IP's?
>>341138270
It's a Sega rhythm game, not a VN.
>>341139530
bloodborne 2 and rdr 2
>ubishit
>thinking frequent new consoles is a good idea
WHAT A FUCKING SURPRISE
>>341139493
>tfw you can read the chinese
>>341139530
That one capcom game that's been in limbo, Deep Down
>>341139530
Red Dead 3
>>341139530
Gravity Rush 2
Persona 5
One huge Capcom game between RE7 and DMC5
>>341139636
They don't give a fuck long as their shit sells.
Watch doges sold like hotcakes on consoles.
>>341137637
SIR DANIEL FORTESQUE nigger
>>341139530
A new vita
>>341139530Kojima surprise reveal
>>341139693
so?
>>341137601
Seriously.
>auwight luv spiff a spot o tea on the tip top o the morrow guvnar?
>>341140008
>Nintendo next handheld launch games are Pokemon, Monhunt and Yokai watch.
>>341139113
It seems they're pushing Windows 10 harder than the Xbone at this point. I guess they want more people to upgrade.
>>341139493
>no-pan
fucking awe--
>hair
bleargh
>>341140094
This is what we all hope for.
>>341140217
Hey I'd actually like a new vita. Just not happening
>>341140094
He said that they haven't even started development yet today on Geoff's stream.
They've only been choosing the game engine just last month.
God I miss gametrailers, they were at their best during e3.
>>341140342That's what makes it a surprise
Post more comfy music
>>341140523pope stream right now
E3 is powered by Samsung
Have you praised or cursed Samsung toady?
>>341139530
I'm going in with extremely low expectations so I can't possibly be disappointed. I'm expecting it to be all about how many PS4s have been sold and how many people subscribed to Playstation plus and all the games are just a couple PS3 remasters.
>>341140315
Contrary to popular belief women usually have hair down there.
>>341140523
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-2LAC6mLNQ
>>341140384
were here
>>341136150
NERDING OUT LIKE CRAZY
YO GURL
NERDING OUT LIKE CRAZY
YO GURL
NERDING OUT LIKE CRAZY
YO GURL
>Girl Wood on the pope stream
Classically trained memester
lana is actually alright this year
also
>WAKE ME UP
>>341140769
no shit nigger
Contrary to popular belief, laser epilation has zero cancer chances and not as expensive as people think
Girlwood looks cute.CUTE!
>wake me up
>WAKE ME UP
Holy shit what
>>341140094
>Presenting... Silent hills
>A HIDEO KOJIMA GAME
>Kojima walks on stage
>"Did you rike it?"
>pope forgot the shitty snow game's name
CHOCOLATE GAME GIRL
The great prophet has spoken my friends.
A savior will come and save us from this darkness.
CD project red up next on twitch stream
will it be more GWENT shit or will they give us something about cyberpunk
>no Alison rapp aggressively flirting with Geoff this year
too bad
Steep confirmed for shit. Based Amazoness.
Would you?
>>341141471
left is a fucking qt
>>341141471
Absolutely
>>341141445
He dodged a bullet there
s
>>341141471
Both. Easily.Aisha first.
>>341141471
left? yes
the sheboon? no
>>341141471
both
>>341140315
>he doesn't like soft furry pussies.
>>341141471
does the nigress have a lazy eye?
>>341141432
CPR got big with Witcher, time to milk it out as much as they can with shitty spinoffs like Gwent
Maybe we'll get some info in few years
so is this going to be a trend now, upgraded internals for PS and Xbox every year?
>do something respectful
>this giraffe sends its condolences
>STEEP IS GREAT
>I LOVE STEEP
kek
>>341141471
I'd let her play with my joystick if you know what I mean
>>341134130
She keeps going on about fassbender naked and with no pants and shirtless, etc. I fucking hate that the world makes me think "well someone should complain because sjw cunts would!"
>>341136070
I thought that For Honor game looked ok but we already have war of the roses and war of the vikings so im kinda lukewarm on it.
That WiiU dungeon crawler looks pretty fun actually. That ubi platformer looked like a surprisingly good platformer so im looking forward to seeing more of that.
I'm looking forward to watch dogs 2 for all the wacky glitch webms.
>>341141471
throw Geoff in to sweeten the deal
>>341141740
explain
>>341141471
Either one, not ashamed to admit it.
>type out captcha
>correct, click submit
>connection error while posting
This has been happening so fucking often lately.
>>341140315
>tfw Urushihara gave you a pube fetish
Reminder to not make any predictions for Nintendos stream tomorrow. They already listed what they're showing and that's it. Nothing's being revealed.
BLUE HAIRED GIRL WHO ARE YOU ? FUCK SNIFF MY FUCK
>>341141845
I'd offer her my penile unit for her to enjoy and / or pleasure herself with for mutual gain
>>341134130
Go on shill, tip toe around how obvious it is that you're attacking Trump. Fucking man child faggot.
![4d25958f4eda5e2be276bcd1c6b05d8f[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/pg2dy4t.jpg "4d25958f4eda5e2be276bcd1c6b05d8f[2]")
>>341141854
do your pictures ever fade away then refresh to something else and never let you complete the captcha?
mine do that sometimes
>san francisco
>overthrowing establishment
>social protest, not personal story
SJW bait confirmed.
>Hacks a car and makes it drive away
How stupid is this
>>341142003
that sounds highly inappropriate for a professional environment
Guys I'm gonna go get a sandwich while we have a bit of downtime.
What does /v/ get on their sandwich?
>>341142185
You can literally do that to most modern cars.
>hack teh world
Please
PLEASE
make it stop
>>341142228
It's a good thing most black people don't know what that is then
>tfw they had a decent concept from Mr. Robot
>but fucking botched it by trying to appeal to the reddit and the normie crowd
>couldve actually had a neat game about hacking shit
>instead we get PRESS X TO HACK
>>341142290
yeah, no you can't
>>341142230
Cheese and bacon for me m8
Ta
>>341142230
Put some bomb ass avacado on it
>>341142230
Beetroot
>>341142290
give me 5 examples
Did anyone catch the name of that isometric indieshit gaem with dogs? It was shown during the pc conference
>>341142290
lol complete fucking bullshit
>>341142092
Yes.
Holy fuck captcha has gotten annoying.
Oh and multiple correct solutions too, damn its bad.
>connection error while posting
>AGAIN
Make it fucking stop.
>I got warned
JUST
>>341142230
Turkey, ham and bacon, cheese, lettuce, sweetcorn and onion. Some southwest if you're in subway!
So is battlefield 1 set during the last days of the war? It's the only ways I could understand how they're fighting in a relatively untouched village
>>341141918
Not that I give a fuck about nintendo but after ubisoft conference its clear they will at least say something about nx.
>>341142230
Some salami, some provolone, some ham and lettuce, and some pepperoncini on the side.
Occasionally sweet mustard OR spicy mayo. Never both.
>>341142436
>>341142445
>>341142457
>>341142656
Good taste all.
Tonight, I think I'm going Italian. Also tomato lovers can go hang.
>>341142475
Overland?
it looked like shit desu
I got excited hearing post-apocalypse western US
and then they showed gameplay and its a fucking iso indie looking meme graphics fuck I dont know why I expected actual graphics, Unreal and Unity take too much time and effort to learn for these indie studios
>>341142420
>>341142464
>>341142563
i-it was just a prank bro
>>341142697
The tanks would seem to confirm late war period. But the games complete bullshit historically speaking.
>>341140008
Doubt it.
All Sony need is software, not more hardware.
Vita already has decent specs as it is.
If they only gave them actual software and got more people in to making games for it, then it might get somewhere.
Without that top-tier first (or second) party, handhelds won't go anywhere.
Remember when they were going on about how "easy it was to down-scale games for Vita releases"?
The fuck happened to that?
Now that PS4.5 is coming around, surely it would make sense to try bring that back as well.
Mind you, they probably want to make as much money off PS4.5 as possible, so I highly doubt it.
Unless they do some huge augmented virtual reality hybrid or some other black magicks.
Poor Vita ;-;
>>341141854
>select X until no more X remains
>always rejected as captcha failure anyway
Why do I even bother?
>>341142828
>Also tomato lovers can go hang.
I second this.
>>341142697
They completely shit on history, almost no trenches, retards running around with fully automatic weapons.
>>341142436
Just cheese and bacon? Sounds like something is missing. Like mayo.
>>341142864
haha u totally got me dawg
alright lads OP here so here's the deal
I've drank a bit too much so someone else take over ok
just copy and paste the op message to the next thread ok really easy
i wish you all well
>>341134130
Why won't Ashley Jenkins let me lick her butthole?
When do we hear about RDR 2? Literally the only thing I care about
>>341142882
Yeah, I get ya. I just wanted my trench simulator ;_____;
>>341142614
with the constantly refreshing images i can just click the headphones and listen to people who don't sound like they can read english try to pronounce numbers
>>341142614
>>341142092
>>341141854
>>341142886
Get 4chanx you bakas
>>341143131
won't 4chan ban me if i used mods online?
>>341143128
Just click what it asks you to click until there is no more of what it asks you to click.
It's annoying though I agree
>select all door numbers until no more remain.
>>341142828
>>341142946
>Never experienced the joy of grilled, seasoned tomatoes
I actually feel bad for you.
>>341142951
Regular mayo is gross.
Spicy or flavored mayo is top tier.
Catsup mixed with Mayo is just about the worst thing you can do to a sandwhich besides using plain mayo
>>341143131
will do senpai
>>341143131
Or buy a 4chan pass g-boys.
presented by sour patch kids....ooo!
>>341143042
>>341143042
>>341143042
guys youve got that right
you understand?
>>341143285
just dont post on Punkbuster threads
>>341143327
where can i get this shirt?
>>341142951
>mayo
Bit of Worcester sauce if anything, the bacon flavour soaking into the roll will usually do though
>>341143285
Not if you have a 4chan gold account.
>>341143448
Understood.
>>341143441
it's so fucking corporate lmao
i like Geoff though so it's cool
>>341142230
Usually:
cheese
Some veg, peppers, pickled onions, stuff like that.
A meat, usually turkey, chicken or ham, shredded up.
lettuce or similar leaf to end
Repeat that again.
Optionally add some sauce on top.
I tend to add some cold curry sauce on the meat, or BBQ, chilli, a chilli-honey or curry-honey combo.
Only a little bit at that. Don't want to overpower it.
So fresh and tasty.
Optionally 2.0: add some crisps / chips on it as well for some crunch. Or crackers, dry biscuits and whatever else you like.
Oats flatbreads are some nice ass shit in a sandwich.
>>341143448
Leave it to me
>all this talk about sandwiches
am i the only one who likes dipping artisan bread into balsamic vinegar
>>341143586
thanks you very much i love you too anon
goodnight
>>341143793
Night chief
>>341143327
>catsup
>>341143131
I have been for years. I just can't be fucked changing the captcha to classic since i like picture puzzles. But these current excessive captchas are quickly changing my mind.
Also,
>using that terrible reddit style inline quote or what ever it is
Kill yourself.
>>341143783
Dude, yes.
That's some good shit as well.
A nicely done bread and some dipping condiments, glorious.
>>341143441
>>341143613
Eh, vidya journalism desperately needs non-video game advertising if you want to be free of the influence of money on the people critiquing games.
So yeah, fucking candy and Mountain Dew and Doritos, with the caveat that none of them are also selling promo codes for a game(e.g. COD or Halo experience boosters)? It's for the best.
>>341143882
I prefer classic to be honest.
All I get 90% of the time is 2-6 digit numbers.
Any time I get shitty words, I refresh and get numbers back.
what death grips song is this
>>341143793
Don't forget to down water anon, you'll feel like arse in the morning if you don't
>>341143882
>since i like picture puzzles
>solve multiple captchas
>select the tiles with business signs
>STREET SIGN CAPTCHA
>multiple correct solutions required
>reddit style inline quote
What? It just makes it easier to quickly read replies without having to scroll down the thread multiple times, its easier to follow the reply chain that way and have a more efficient thread browsing, less time wasted on scrolling for each reply
git gud kys
![stdin_snapshot_00.55_[2016.06.13_18.18.46].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rHciwzr.jpg "stdin snapshot 00.55 [2016.06.13 18.18.46]")
>>341144227
oh ok yeah right ill do that
god thing i read that would have fiorgetten thanks
>>341144290
>when your dealer overstays his welcome
>obsidian gets time at E3
>trailer has barely anything to do with the game other than the lore and is over in like 5 seconds
Has there been any cringe this year? All conferences thus far have been on too early for me so I've been looking at the roundups.
>250 word essay due tomorrow
>still haven't started
>sony conference in an hour
>can't focus
fml senpai
When is take two gonna show off their games?
>>341144519
The first five minutes of Ubisoft's conference.
>>341144290
what game?
>>341144519
Ubisoft
>>341144519
ubisoft opening and any time the tall nigress spoke
minecraft where they forced carmack at gunpoint to show off minecraft VR
When are the games that aren't "openworld" and "man with a gun"?
Should I just wait until tomorrow?
>>341144645
>250 words
That's baby stuff, man. What is it over?
thick milf alert
milf alert
>>341144256
>he doesn't read every single post in a thread and hover over every reply
>he doesn't have a good enough memory to follow several different conversations in a thread at the same time
>He doesn't enjoy the interactive browsing, jumping all around the thread just like the good old days
>he abbreviates kill yourself because he's scared he might hurt someones feelings
Neck yourself.
>>341144645
>exam in 7.5 hours
>I'm waiting for Sony conference
No regrets.
>>341144519
Girldwood, as always.
The VR push has oddly enough not been anywhere near as bad as the fucking gestures shit like Kinect and PS Move. (mind you, Sony hasn't been on yet, 40+~ mins, more like 100~+ mins!)
Well, except Minceraft.
Minecraft has been shit any version past 1.7.3 beta.
>>341144519
Pretty much the entire Minecraft segment. God, the jokes the two made to each other were not enjoyable. It hurt watching it.
>>341144290
Needs a filename
>>341144852
MADMAN
whens sony fellas
>>341144519
Hacker selfie~
>>341145113
Just after good
>>341145113
A year behind.
>>341144845
>>he abbreviates kill yourself because he's scared he might hurt someones feelings
f-fuck you baka
>>341145113
www.e3countdown.com
Really helpful.
>>341134130
>xbone one
hehe
>>341145113
I think just over an hour
>chat spamming THICC
we have to go back.
>>341144645
250 words?
Shit son, wtf ru doin
That's barely a videogame review summary or 2.
Write down your topic.
Write down major points of a concept in that topic.
Think of an A-to-B scenario of going through that concept.
Make up actors to progress the story.
Write a basic outline.
Make up details.
The rest writes itself.
>>341142856
I actually kinda like the idea senpai. not sure exactly what the deal was but it reminded me of that shit someone else showed before E3. "My Summer Car" was it? I'd like some sort of combination between the two. Need to fix up my car to make it last over some trip across the land, Oregon Trail style.
>>341139493
>Massive fetish for public flashing
Thanks anon now I need to go jack off
>>341145337
I like the idea but not the way they executed it and not the artstyle and graphics they chose
>>341145113
a bong and a half
>>341144709
>minecraft where they forced carmack at gunpoint to show off minecraft VR>>
Don't wanna watch this desu, but I must. Links?
>>341144645
>two group projects I should be working on
>too beta to tell them I'm busy watching E3
>>341145539
idk just look for microsoft conference and look for the minecraft bit
>>341144676
Eredin from the Witcher.
Promoting Gwent I assume.
I want that milf to coddle me
>>341144290
Holy shit it's Shao Kahn.
>>341145321
goood the shitter this sooner meme dies the better
PHANTOM DUST IS BACK!
>>341144290
>Sir Bearington.jpg
>>341145664
I'd be happy just to cuddle with you anon.
>>341145773
who the fuck cares
GET SKELLIGE DECK OUT OF GWENT
Holy shit YouTube chat is so cancerous. They don't even know what Phantom Dust is.
>>341145773
i am kind of pissed
where is my reboot
>>341145849
Clothed or no?
>>341145918
I DO. GET FUCKED.
>>341144519
Ubisoft is the master of cringe. First they had Mr. Caffeine and now they have the big black woman.
...PHANTOM WHAT?
When is the Take Two conference?
>>341146025
At least it's a start yo. I'm just glad they haven't forgotten about it.
>>341145469
To be frankly honest famfam we've seen far worse artstyle and graphics on big anouncements this E3, what with VR being the hot new gimmick and the awful look every game for it sports
>>341146156
Phantom Desu
>>341146040
You lead, I'll follow.
>>341146156
MENACE
>>341146331
why does the rp:ers always come to the general threads?
>Pelicans drop turrets off instead of them just coming out of the ground via a elevator
I like it.
>>341146619
>why do greasy, fat neckbeard faggots seek attention in big threads
gee i dunno boss
>floating simulator
>>341146619
Generals are cancer. Take the hint.
This guy from cd project is on something for sure.
>>341146619
Because they have a hard time trying to get attention in real life. It's all they have, anon, let them comfort each other by posting anime girls irrelevantly.
>>341146619
Habit probably
>>341146168
This
>>341147053
This
>>341147156
This
>>341147207
This
>>341147265
This
COME ON ASK ABOUT CYBERPUNK YOU BITCH
BETRAAAAAAAAAYAL
BETRAYAL
BE
TRAYED
ME
IT'S LIKE THAT AND LIKE THIS AND LIKE THAT AN UH
>>341146009
I just delete the whole page besides the video using Inspect Element.
I'd user-script it, but user-scripts are a pain in the ass.
Easier for me to just write a hotstring using Autohotkey and pasting it in to the console and floop all gone.
>>341147053
>>341147156
>>341147201
>>341147207
>>341147265
>>341147274
>>341147328
>>341147347
>>341147417
https://youtu.be/vaEKDQUmxnQ
kill yourselves fucking weeb plague
>>341146168
Seriously though, does anyone know?
CDPR honestly look like the only devs really passionate about their game.
![[Exiled-Destiny]_Dokkoida__Ep08_(75444566).mkv_snapshot_15.27_[2015.09.22_04.55.55].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/E7nJd73.jpg "[Exiled-Destiny] Dokkoida Ep08 (75444566).mkv snapshot 15.27 [2015.09.22 04.55.55]")
>>341147519
You'll turn yourself eventually
>>341147484
Sonic Rush's soundtrack was golden since they reused jet set stuff.
Why would the xbone s need an HDMI in?
Boring
>>341147996
For reliable party chat for your ps4 and will u
>>341138441
don't forget
>ah ha
>mm hm
>>341134130
THE WHORES from the know, wut!! I hate those two fake bitches
The last thing I saw in the PC show was Killing Floor 2 in VR, what did I miss after that/
>>341148063
gonna need some sauce for that brother
>>341148063
Anon this is a christian board
>>341147996
You can connect your TV box to it for some reason.
>>341147996
They want the media center audience.
>>341147519
You're on 4chan.
Does the controller still use AA batteries or have we entered the 21 century?
>>341148063
That fucking cumshot
yeah
yeah
ok
yeah
oh
oh really
yeah
yeah
yup
YEAH
wow
>>341148238
>>341148281
Oh well that's dumb
god this guy is annoying
>>341141471
those bitches are faker than a whore's smile
Geoff really hates Major Nelson
Nintendo games when?
MEMES
jeff just got a new xbox
>the memes have begun
social medias
>>341146025
just release this one one the xbox one, what the fuck
is it that hard
>>341134130
Lol only reading tweets from apparent females.
>better than the last one
lmaoooo
>>341148714
Disgusting
>Angry Joe stuck in Dallas
PISSED PABLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
social media
youtube "stars"
ANGRY JOE BTFO
>>341148714
>>341148842
>anime posters
kys
>>341148872
Who?
>>341148872
Bracing for another video of him crying
>>341148642
Who doesn't?
Dudes a fucking retard.
I still laugh over the Xbox360 vs PS3 bandwidth shit he spouted to spread FUD.
Dude took all the bandwidths and added them, and took a non-internal bandwidth from PS3 to compare. lmao major nutson
>>341148872
how long is the delay?
FOUR HOURS?
>manchildren and their video hobbies
No wonder muslims are taking over our countries and our women.
F ENRAGED ENRIQUE
HE STOLE THE XBONE
ABSOLUTE
M
A
D
M
A
N
>>341148063
>>341148063
Still waiting for the sauce before this gets removed thanks friends.
>>341148872
I don't even like him but thats rough as fuck.
How often does she masturbate?
ANGRY JOE KEKED
Geoff lowkey smiling
>>341148979
Don't be shy, tell us to kill ourselves.
>e celebs
fuck off
ETA for the next event?
>>341149107
Enough to flatten her tits.
Salty Santiago
>>341149172
Hour and seven minutes.
>>341149172
An hour.
>>341149107
I don't know but I've masturbated to her twice.
>>341149147
KYS
KYS
KYS
KYSSU
>>341148872
What his name again?
Jade Raymond next! Prepare for cute!
>>341149107
What does her breath smell like? haha :)
>>341149084
http://javfor.me/63261.html
>>341134130
He fucking called it Overwatch LOL!!!
>e-celebs talking about FPS 297: now the same guns are still here, but also there's a new camo version of the gun and the maps are slightly different
Why?
>Trailer for Overwatch
>is Watch dogs
Did Geoff fuck it up?
>>341148872
JUST
>>341134130
How the fuck I watch these live streams without flash?
>>341149304
>abbreviations
This isn't facebook anon, I'm waiting.
>>341149107
Girls don't masturbate?
They can literally have sex with any man at any time they want
These Youtube personalities are casual as fuck. Clearly haven't played anything outside the next big 'AAA' game and some Meme shit like goat simulator.
Honestly don't know how these ugly little faggots get popularity?
>>341149434
yup
>>341149385
probably carrots or fermented grapes
>>341149107
looks like my aunt who takes nigger dick.
>>341149397
Thanks friend.
>>341134650
It's dead and there's still over an hour left, damnit.
Who is the girl wearing the thigh highs>
>>341149304
>KYSSU
Oh how'd i miss that.
everything i see about this watchdogs game makes it look worse and worse
>>341149505
Being loud and obnoxious.
alright, this trailer actually looked pretty neat, since they had actual computers and coding at least make an appearance
shame the actual game wont have that
>>341149385
BBC most likely. Also she looks like a Jewess.
>>341149107
I want to see her belly but she keeps pulling the top down. FUCK
Did the pc gamer conference have anything interesting?
>>341149304
He's a SMEEEE
>>341148872
He tried to shit on His Holyness Geoff a few years back and now he's bawwing he didn't get to be at his stream.
Fuck him
>>341138481
>tfw I'm_biand hate the whole idea of the "LGBT community", straight people getting offended on the behalf of gay people and that "solidarity" bullshit
I just want to fuck who I want to fuck, I've never felt oppressed in my life and I want these liberal faggots to fuck off with their misdirected sympathy.
TODAY IS THE DAY?
>>341149798
SKYLANDERS
>>341149714
Arma 3 Tanoa/Apex
Halo Wars 2
Bannerlord
Ive been working all day and haven't seen anything from e3, anyone mind recapping so I dont have to watch all this shit?
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>>341149440
http://livestreamer.tanuki.se/
I'm using this
>>341149780
Yeah, fag here. I hate all this stuff flying around about standing with "us" and shit. Nobody knows I'm a fag, not because I'm in the closet, but because/v/irgins are all unlovable, whether gay or straight
>>341149780
>bi
so you mean you're a virgin who became a faggot because he's gone so long without pussy
I've missed all of E3. Did anything extraordinarily good or bad happen?
>>341149941
It's shit.
>>341150120
Ubisoft
j-jade is back
hnnnnnnnnng
>>341150120
It was a tradegy
>>341149780
Agreed.
All the gay and lesbian people I know are annoyed by all this stupid shit.
They hate those flamboyant and attention-whorey homo types.
Where're the straight festivals at?
"fucking sexist pigs how dare you hate homos!"
Can't celebrate being anything not special-snowflake or you are a hater.
>>341149941
>>341150120
>Scalebound on WIndows
>Kamiya fucked the laughing female presenter before going on stage
>Microsoft Scorpio: blast processing
>>341150403
Will she let us play her game?
I really want to.
Dressing down Jade? Clearly doesn't like to be known only for how hot she is.
>>341149714
New mount and blade looks cool
Warren Spector gave a nice speech
not much else
Jade aged like shit.
>next year we are going to see another battlefront
INTO THE TRASH fuck sake i knew EA would pull this bullshit
>>341150120
>VR
>GOOD NIGHT
>Black guys
>Guns
>*clears throat*
>DO THAT SHIT
>>341149798
I hope you like skylanders you fucking faggot.
Because Sony don't owns crash anymore.
>>341150540
Its been ten years, anon. She's old and busted now. I'm sorry. Welcome to hip town.
>>341150120
Bethesda
>boring as fuck
>They actually revealed skyrim remaster the absolute madmen
>Microsoft
>100% of xbox games are available on windows 10 PC
>Xbone slim
>Next gen 4k 6terraflop conslone reveal
Ubisoft
>More of the games we saw last year
>started with a cringy musical for some reason
>more movies then games
>>341150120
Turkey leg man
Multiple shirt guy
Kadokawa's GOAT conference
It's been uneventful outside that
>>341150561
Nah brah she is making herself look plain for credibility,
>>341150561
all women age like shit senpai, guys age like wine
>>341142230
Scrap everything else anon, grab some bacon, lettuce, tomato, and slap them together on two toasted bread with some mayo and black pepper.
>>341150134
>>341150464
Cheers
I swear to god if they dont change the gameplay drastically from the current Battlefront I wont even bother with it
remove pickups and all this casual arcadey shit
>>341150120
Ubisoft opening their conference with a dance number by people dressed like animals and clowns with Don't Stop me Now blaring, following by their nigress presenter expressing Ubisoft's sympathy for the victims of terror attacks together with the whole circus
>>341150770
Truth. Nothing hotter than an 16-21 y/o woman. After that it's downhill.
RZA
>>341150698
The years have not been kind. Dust in the wind.
>>341150561
She looks really good for a 40 year-old lady anon. At least I think she does.
>>341150929
Don't forget that fake ass crying immediately followed with her suddenly been cheerful
>>341150651
Why so butthurt? Out of MCnuggets?
>>341150770
>guys age like wine
so will I look better at 30? im 22 and ugly
>>341150984
how can you be sad on a train that comfy
DAT GUY COULD KILL A NIGGER!
>>341151172
It's the destination. Anon.
Holy shit that nigga is buff af.
>>341151128
If you have money, sure.
>>341151128
Nope. Someone forgot to pay the power bill and you got a little sour.
>tfw 29 going on 50.
>>341151128
start working out now
wear sunscreen every day
and you're good
>>341151256
It's never about the destination, anon.it's the journey
DUDE IS BUFF AS FUCK
natty?
>>341151019
She is wearing a dress that is basically a berka and has her hair tied up. She is very aware that she can and does look better than that. It's obviously a credibility thing. Doesn't want to roll up looking like Kate Bechinsale and have everyone point out how hot she is and not listen to a word out of her mouth.
>>341151128
Old man = wisdom,skill,time
Old woman = fucking old hag
Somebody make a new thread.
>>341151398
what happens if I dont wear sunscreen?
>>341151406
3deep5me. I'll meditate on it.
>>341151398
>Sunscreen
what is this meme?
>>341151503
unlikely
>>341151647
You'll burn like a juden
>>341151647
skin turns to wrinkly leather senpai
>>341151647
It will be extremely painful.
>>341151647
You're face will FUCKING EXPLODE NIGGA WEAR DAT SUNSCREN
>>341151647
Your skin turns into leather.
>>341151647
Sunlight makes your skin age faster.
>>341151647
your skin will be shit by the time you're 40
but probably not a big issue for /v/irgins since we rarely go outside
>>341151619
Where's the guy that's in charge?! >>341143724
>>341143586
>>341151647
Skin cancer
>>341151647
You know leather? Well that.
>>341151776
But isn't skin a leather by default?
WHAT HAPPENS IF HE JUST DOESN'T GO OUTSIDE?
ALSO WHERE DO I APPLY SUNSCREEN?
>>341151860
my leather jacket looks good
>>341151739
come on son, this is basic life skills
http://well.blogs.nytimes.com/2013/06/03/slathering-on-sunscreen-shows-results-researchers-find/
>>341151809
N-no way anon. If i go to make it now then someone else will definitly do it at the same time and there will be conflict. I couldn't handle that.
>>341150714
>started with a cringy musical for some reason
Someone needs to handle the cringe around E3.
EA
>sports sports sports, Fifa has a story mode
>multiple star wars games coming someday whenever
>no proper trailer of mass effect
>bf1 trailer and some gameplay after a really progressive wait
>some indie cat platformer from some swedish guys
PC Gaming Show
>5min bannerlord trailer and footage
>whatever else
>>341152014
We are doom...
>>341152072
New bread
>>341151804
>probably not a big issue for /v/irgins since we rarely go outside
Only been out thrice since the end of January, I look like a corpse
Pft I am 30 and look 20. I have never used sunscreen but I live in the UK and never go outside. When I rarely do it's overcast and raining anyway.
>>341151961
yourcock
>>341152160
>anime pic
YOU FUCKED IT UP.
![600x-1[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/3jCwatS.png "600x-1[1]")
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