Console-tan Tuesday:The not so Master Race
Didn't see a thread up, get in here boys
Console-tan booru: http://consoletan.booru.org/
fun fact:
some Crytek games have the word cry in them
Morning! What did I miss last week?
>>337908228
Not much without cyoa or anything the threads have been really quiet
Good morning, /ctt/! What are you having for breakfast?
>>337908626
Fried egg on toast!
We're there any good requests last thread?
>Stayed up long enough to see the morning thread pop up at a reasonable hour
Goodnight, everyone. I'll see you all in a couple of hours. Have some Lynx.
>>337907305
I played it with a 2003 midrange PC, so it kind of does work that way.
>>337908317
That's not true. There were a good sum of drawings plus some fics. What happened to RichAnon?
Also CYOA are annoying if we have them too much because they take up the entire thread
>>337910678
>What happened to RichAnon?
It was all a ruse, anon.
ok, let's have a warm up. Taking some simple requests. Bonus points if based in movie posters.
>>337908626
Pictures like this make me think that you're all not here to laugh at video game personifications but just want to see cute ms paint girls.
>>337911369
Jaguar in pajamas, waking up in the morning.
>>337911369
Do you take lewd requests?
>>337911709
There's always going to be those kinds of anons. I don't mind cute shit though, but I do like the vidya jokes, even if they can be rather subtle.
>>337911369
WiiU pin up
>>337911728
leave the lewds for the afterdark
>>337912317
OkayI'll write some Wii-U smut for then I guess.
>>337907305
Hang on PC, ill just run crysis and-
AAAAAHHHHHHHHH
still requesting wii Uas a spider girl and/or with spiders crawling on/out of her.
>>337913206
>spidergirl Wii U
>webs you up
>goes in for a kiss
>ara ara~
>releases a bunch of spiderlings into your mouth
>>337913206That was a fake tho
What's with the sudden Wii U love?
>>337913610
she doesn't have much time left... :(
>>337913610
>sudden
Dong?
When Wii-U Tan gets drunk, does she just randomly spout bad miiverse posts?
>>337914329
Probably. It takes a lot to get her drunk, though, she can hold her liquor.
Morning!
>>337913206maybe
Any other requests?
>>337914790
Wii U Tan doing this >>337914329
>>337911369
xbone terminator 2
>>337911369
Something like this with either Jaguar or Lynx
>>337911369
>>337913375
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znzGkhXwinY
>>337915521
>GoodConsoles
>Wii U, PS4, and Xbone
>Ouya on the bottom
>>337911369
PS4...trapped in the REAL WORLD
Which GB model was /ctt/'s all time favorite?
>>337916415
I think PoJ's and Impact's are pretty equally liked. Then again, Gameboy is rarely drawn.
>>337916613
Impact's probably edges out the POJ version by a bit
>>337911369
Intellivision in a Kill Bill Vol. 1 parody
>>337917928
Who's this?
>>337918091
Atari Panther
>>337918369
Ah, cool. I had no idea that was even a thing, had to look it up. It's always nice to see new tans being made and the design is pretty cute; I especially like the mask.
>>337907305
>PC's lines are smooth
>Toaster's lines are full of jaggies
Was this on purpose
>>337919663
Yeah.
Quick! Post your favorite tan!
>>337921329
>>337921329
>>337921329
Still the best
>>337921590
>>337921329
Milf-tans = god tier
>>337915061
>>337922010
Woah! Jesus Christ that's impressive! Blog!?
>>337922010
That's some top notch shit right there.
>>337922010
Nice! Taking any more requests?
>>337922010
What the flying fuck
I didnt expect such top tier art to be dropped
>>337911716
>>337922104
http://mario-grant.tumblr.com/
>>337922969
Doing the kill bill one right now
http://flockmod.com/thebreakroom
Genesis is a dork
>>337923471
Oh shit! It's you! I've seen your stuff before but never this good.
I'd say that picture is a contenter for one of the best Console-Tan pictures on here.
>>337923471
Adorable.
>>337923573
>implying SNES isn't a dork as well
>>337923471
This is perfect, thanks a lot man.
>that bed
I'd spoil the shit out of her if I could.
>>337926220
DON'T
>>337926341
Don't worry. I'm not the madman who did the unspeakable.
Requesting more vita + 2ds
Who is the cutestand why is it vita
>>337926735
What's yer offer?
>>337926220
MORE
LEWDER
post the lewdest consoletans
>>337927275
No. It is forbidden.
>>337907305
>E3 soon
I just want Agent.
>>337927275
>>337927358
>wanting lewds this early
>>337927620
I can't wait for Thursday
>>337927561
>>337923471
I only dream of having such skill.
Could you do PSP Go as a console-tan?
>>337927720
What happens on Thursday
>>337927889
thick lewds
>>337927872
Would the Xperia play just be mobile-tan and vitafugging?
>>337927943
I thought Thick Thursdays were gone?
>>337928129
They were, but that's only because thicc thursdays took their place.
>>337928408
I am not familiar with invidia shield does it stream video games and let's you paly remotly?
>>337928249
>thicc
>Fat Friday spans two days now
Fucking fatfags.
>>337928478
>>337914231
>>337921703
>>337927404
>>337928408
Where do you guys find this stuff?
>>337928710
Yeah, but from what I've heard its range is so poor that you're better off just using your computer.
>>337928829
There needs to be more art of innocent motherly-type WiiU.
>>337929026
From these threads, which gets archived in the booru.
http://consoletan.booru.org/index.php
>>337929091
>innocent
>implying she isn't going to run them all through penis inspection day after class
>>337929085
So shield can be as strong as pc but only at short distance from him... neat
>>337928089
Probably Mobile-tan and Go-tan.But how was Go-tan made?
>>337929191
This is great, thanks anon.
>>337929210
>>337929026
Saved from months of threads.
>>337930724
>months
its been like 2 years or somethin now
>>337923471
Damn, you've been turning these pieces out in great volumes recently man.
>>337931008
T-t-three years.
>>337196310
Well I tried to think of something...But I had nothing. So here's a dog girl. Get it? Just like the disney character! hahaha nevermind
>>337931795
really? its been 3 years already?
damn what the hell it feels just like yesterday when everyone was still arguing what design was canon or not
>>337931008
>>337931795
oh
>>337931795
>>337932440
Pretty sure these threads starred popping up right around E3 2014.
>>337928829
>>337928478
>>337929091
>>337929210
>>337929404
Need more WiiU/ss/ideas
>>337932645
>shota Vita
>Wii U
>dick in a box
>>337932645
Haven't seenbreastfeedingor anything similar to it yet.
>>337932874
>shota vita
>>337932606
i thought that time was when we were at the height of being shitposted into the ground so we stuck to the tuesday only rule
PC ones are the best because they usually contain a joke, not just "I drew a sexy version of an inanimate object and here's it doing a cute thing".
>>337933043
Is that a problem?
>>337934190
Yes.
kek
>>337934265
Don't you like dick?
>>337934383
I'm not gay.
>>337933043
>>337932874
>>337934190
There's a male Vita
Where's SpoSATA?
>>337934490
That doesn't mean you can't like dick
>>337934510
Vita is mai waifu. She's not a guy.
>>337934490
>claims he doesn't like dick
>claims he isn't gay
which one is it?
>>337934671
In my "canon" Vita is a pure virgin who only dreams of lewd acts.
>>337934671
If she's your waifu then you'd stick with her through dick and thin.
>>337935158
As stated before, I'm not gay.
>>337922010
OR here. Sorry, I'm at work now.
Awesome job mate!
>>337935491
Saw it in the /aco/ drawthread.
http://i.imgur.com/9xeWqwi.png
>>337932874
Even as a filthy shotacon, I still say Vita is a girl!I need pics of Shield.
>>337934671
>mai waifu
>>337937219
>what is irony.
>>337937612
>irony
(tips hat a second time)
>>337932645
THIS
>>337932874
>>337932874
>>337932874
or Wii U aged down into a young boy
>>337937851
Vita must be a terrible shopper, I mean, the bitch never comes home with anything.
>>337933207
but anonPC is Sexy
>>337926837
Underrated post
>>337911369
NES and Famicom with their zappers, like the cover for Contra.
>>337939008
Why is Jaggy sad?
>>337939012
I like this
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWW /CTT/!
DON'T YOU DARE BE SOUR!
CLAP FOR YOUR HANDHELD CHAMPS
AND FEEEEEEEELLLL THE POOOOOOWWWWWWWUUUUHHHHH!
IT'S A TUESDAY, YES IT IS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZkfHdk-_nI
>>337941182
I appreciate your dedication.
>>337941182
Was wondering when you'd get here.
No PSX-tan?
>>337941672
I had shit to do this morning, give me a break.
>>337941545
>Gamecube
More like Gamecute.
Time to start with the "Only X more days until E3" images? We're sub 30 days now.
>>337942602
>We're sub 30 days now.
>>337942602
>We're sub-30 days now
Holy moly, where did the time go?
>>337915521
>>337915593
Seconding this
>>337943721
Spot on.
>>337942602
[raises flipper] Why SNES and 3DS specifically?
>>337926476
Busy today but here's something someone requested last week.
Someone draw U tan harassing boys on Swapnote
>>337946234
It was made when 3DS got those SNES games.
>>337942863
>>337942956
While no Championships this year, the date is correct.
>>337946327
>U tan
>swapnote
What?
:)
Sister shenanigans?
>>337941182
please stop this
I beg you
Strike X Aerocool-tan when?
>>337948096look at the eye
>>337948474
I've never actually opened the link. Is it wrestling related or something?
>>337948640
>pic related
>>337917156
>>337948997
Noice
>>337948997
Sweet
i just got up. did i miss anything so far?
>>337948997
DAMN
>>337949214yeseverythingforever:)
>>337949214
Been an extra slow thread today, so nothing.
NX tan better be mature like U-tan
>>337949356
with my memory i could believe that
>>337949395
okiedokie. at least i got here for the cool ass kill bill picture.
It's time. Consoles whitout any cyoa content have priority.
>>337949874
Vita
>>337949874
Vectrex
>>337949919
Straight off the bat.
>>337949874
>>337949919
>>337949874
You should expand it to three different numbers. Leaving it all to one number would eat up a lot of posts.
>>337950130
>under 200 posts in over 8 hours
that's not really an issue here.
>that curvaceous retard in the flockmod
>>337950320
Things will pick up when people get home.
Fruit For Thought
>>337950501
I can't wait that long
>>337950748
I'm just saying, when people finally do get home and start replying to the CYOA, you're gonna have thread full of useless posts because it takes a long time for someone to roll a 9. It's happened before.
>>337950604
>CD-i is actually like eight different cousins who all look similar
Neat
>>337950915
It should be the usual 0,9, and 5 in my opinion.
>>337949919
Maybe I wont have time for a long CYOA, so keep a maximun of 3 characters and 10 pics.
Gets which blatanty ignore previous posts will be modified to fit the story or totally ignored.
Today lucky numbers are 1, 3 and 5.
>>337951118
Playing jrpgs alone in her room in the dark under a blanket
>>337951118
Vita-chan finds a summer babysitting job
>>337950958
>>337950604
requesting multiple CDi as officer jenny and/or nurse joywith 2ds mixed in somewhwere.
>>337950958
>CDi is half-cousins with PS1
http://i.imgur.com/FHIOkWm.png
Warning:CD-i
>>337951584
Warning:muh dick
>>337951203
This doesn't count for the 10 total.
>>337951584
Why do I like CD-i so much
>>337951689mah dick, this is what all true erections strive for.
>>337951584
Diamonds
>>337952147
Vita ignores the kids to play her weebshit games.
>>337952147
2ds signs up with herand brings her caterpie sleeping bag
their first job is nvidia shield.
>>337952147
Bath time for the little hicks
>>337952161
Because she's pure and innocent.
>>337952374Retard sex when?
>>337952761
DON'T
>>337921329
Jaguar a best
>>337948096
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Is there a tan for the bally computer system/astrocade?
>>337953072
Probably not, never seen anyone mention it.
>>337952301
>teenager babysitting another adolescent
wtf
>>337921329
Wii U.
I'm going to miss her when she's gone.
>>337953251
shield is a shota, age equivalent wise he's like 10 at the most. vita and 2ds are at least 18.
someone direct me to -- or post -- the best image of PS4 tan. i'm going to print out a small picture of her so i can slap it on my PS4. wii u, too, i guess, but i'm looking for PS4 mostly
>>337953935
The best.
Spoiler for reasons.
>>337953935
2bh this
>>337953935
http://consoletan.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=ps4
No one can choose your tastes better than you.
>post favorite tan>fill out the chart
>>337954206
>hoverhand
>cardboard cutout
Perfecto
>>337954565
How do you even fill this? You use single colour and amount of bars to dictate the level of hate/meh/love?
sorry im retarded
>>337954962
you don't
>>337954565
>not foreverial tiedup and delitized fetish
one job
>>337955018I did.
>called in on my day off twenty minutes into writing a fic because my co-workers can't operate conveyor belts without hurting themselves
I'm gonna have something for you guys tonight, I swear.
>>337955136
>no tiles
>>337955824
Don't hurt yourself, anon.
>>337955454
>blue even though it's not on the color rating chart
>those blue highlighted boarders
What the fuck is even going on here?
>>337956082
I have fluctuating interests, green+blue is the things that never change. Blue and red was so I didn't have to waste time with the constant difference in shades. Why do you need a color for every level, 1-3 colours is all you need.
is the cyoa dead?
>>337956586
>Why do you need a color for every level, 1-3 colours is all you need.
Your autism is weak.
>>337956749
Yeah, I have extreme levels of normie.
Is therePS TV-tan?
>>337953935
http://consoletan.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=826
I got banned for the clitslip before, so here.
>>337952241
sorry for the wait, I was eating
>>337954565
>SNES
>>337957187
Turns out Vita was baby sitting 2DS!
2DS comes in and joins Vita!
>>337926837
Made me ke
>>337957341
FUCK
>>337957237
I can't tell if that's an extreme like or dislike for mexican half-breed pregnancy
>>337957621
It's a "what the fuck is that supposed to mean?"
>>337957341
>>337957187don't forget the caterpie sleeping bag.
>>337957621WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?plz
>>337954565
genesis, and I'm not gonna go through all the trouble just to point how much I like asses and tomboys
>>337957734
>>337957764
Oh, I thought most people had seen those images by now.
It's referring to these things that people were making at some point.
>>337958034
How old is that image? I feel like I saw it a long time ago.
>>337958034
W-what? That's not slang?newfag here
>>337958610
I'm not sure when I first saw them, maybe a year or two ago?
>>337958725
NOP
