Console-tan Tuesday:The not so Master Race
Didn't see a thread up, get in here boys
Console-tan booru: http://consoletan.booru.org/
fun fact:
some Crytek games have the word cry in them
Morning! What did I miss last week?
>>337908228
Not much without cyoa or anything the threads have been really quiet
Good morning, /ctt/! What are you having for breakfast?
>>337908626
Fried egg on toast!
We're there any good requests last thread?
>Stayed up long enough to see the morning thread pop up at a reasonable hour
Goodnight, everyone. I'll see you all in a couple of hours. Have some Lynx.
>>337907305
I played it with a 2003 midrange PC, so it kind of does work that way.
>>337908317
That's not true. There were a good sum of drawings plus some fics. What happened to RichAnon?
Also CYOA are annoying if we have them too much because they take up the entire thread
>>337910678
>What happened to RichAnon?
It was all a ruse, anon.
ok, let's have a warm up. Taking some simple requests. Bonus points if based in movie posters.
>>337908626
Pictures like this make me think that you're all not here to laugh at video game personifications but just want to see cute ms paint girls.
>>337911369
Jaguar in pajamas, waking up in the morning.
>>337911369
Do you take lewd requests?
>>337911709
There's always going to be those kinds of anons. I don't mind cute shit though, but I do like the vidya jokes, even if they can be rather subtle.
>>337911369
WiiU pin up
>>337911728
leave the lewds for the afterdark
>>337912317
OkayI'll write some Wii-U smut for then I guess.
>>337907305
Hang on PC, ill just run crysis and-
AAAAAHHHHHHHHH
still requesting wii Uas a spider girl and/or with spiders crawling on/out of her.
>>337913206
>spidergirl Wii U
>webs you up
>goes in for a kiss
>ara ara~
>releases a bunch of spiderlings into your mouth
>>337913206That was a fake tho
What's with the sudden Wii U love?
>>337913610
she doesn't have much time left... :(
>>337913610
>sudden
Dong?
When Wii-U Tan gets drunk, does she just randomly spout bad miiverse posts?
>>337914329
Probably. It takes a lot to get her drunk, though, she can hold her liquor.
Morning!
>>337913206maybe
Any other requests?
>>337914790
Wii U Tan doing this >>337914329
>>337911369
xbone terminator 2
>>337911369
Something like this with either Jaguar or Lynx
>>337913375
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znzGkhXwinY
>>337915521
>GoodConsoles
>Wii U, PS4, and Xbone
>Ouya on the bottom
>>337911369
PS4...trapped in the REAL WORLD
Which GB model was /ctt/'s all time favorite?
>>337916415
I think PoJ's and Impact's are pretty equally liked. Then again, Gameboy is rarely drawn.
>>337916613
Impact's probably edges out the POJ version by a bit
>>337911369
Intellivision in a Kill Bill Vol. 1 parody
>>337917928
Who's this?
>>337918091
Atari Panther
>>337918369
Ah, cool. I had no idea that was even a thing, had to look it up. It's always nice to see new tans being made and the design is pretty cute; I especially like the mask.
>>337907305
>PC's lines are smooth
>Toaster's lines are full of jaggies
Was this on purpose
>>337919663
Yeah.
Quick! Post your favorite tan!
>>337921329
Still the best
>>337921590
>>337921329
Milf-tans = god tier
>>337922010
Woah! Jesus Christ that's impressive! Blog!?
>>337922010
That's some top notch shit right there.
>>337922010
Nice! Taking any more requests?
>>337922010
What the flying fuck
I didnt expect such top tier art to be dropped
>>337911716
>>337922104
http://mario-grant.tumblr.com/
>>337922969
Doing the kill bill one right now
http://flockmod.com/thebreakroom
Genesis is a dork
>>337923471
Oh shit! It's you! I've seen your stuff before but never this good.
I'd say that picture is a contenter for one of the best Console-Tan pictures on here.
>>337923471
Adorable.
>>337923573
>implying SNES isn't a dork as well
>>337923471
This is perfect, thanks a lot man.
>that bed
I'd spoil the shit out of her if I could.
>>337926341
Don't worry. I'm not the madman who did the unspeakable.
Requesting more vita + 2ds
Who is the cutestand why is it vita
>>337926735
What's yer offer?
>>337926220
MORE
LEWDER
post the lewdest consoletans
>>337927275
No. It is forbidden.
>E3 soon
I just want Agent.
>>337927275
>>337927358
>wanting lewds this early
>>337927620
I can't wait for Thursday
>>337927561
>>337923471
I only dream of having such skill.
Could you do PSP Go as a console-tan?
>>337927720
What happens on Thursday
>>337927889
thick lewds
>>337927872
Would the Xperia play just be mobile-tan and vitafugging?
>>337927943
I thought Thick Thursdays were gone?
>>337928129
They were, but that's only because thicc thursdays took their place.
I am not familiar with invidia shield does it stream video games and let's you paly remotly?
>>337928249
>thicc
>Fat Friday spans two days now
Fucking fatfags.
>>337914231
>>337921703
>>337927404
>>337928408
Where do you guys find this stuff?
>>337928710
Yeah, but from what I've heard its range is so poor that you're better off just using your computer.
>>337928829
There needs to be more art of innocent motherly-type WiiU.
>>337929026
From these threads, which gets archived in the booru.
http://consoletan.booru.org/index.php
>>337929091
>innocent
>implying she isn't going to run them all through penis inspection day after class
>>337929085
So shield can be as strong as pc but only at short distance from him... neat
>>337928089
Probably Mobile-tan and Go-tan.But how was Go-tan made?
>>337929191
This is great, thanks anon.
>>337929026
Saved from months of threads.
>>337930724
>months
its been like 2 years or somethin now
>>337923471
Damn, you've been turning these pieces out in great volumes recently man.
>>337931008
T-t-three years.
>>337196310
Well I tried to think of something...But I had nothing. So here's a dog girl. Get it? Just like the disney character! hahaha nevermind
>>337931795
really? its been 3 years already?
damn what the hell it feels just like yesterday when everyone was still arguing what design was canon or not
>>337931795
>>337932440
Pretty sure these threads starred popping up right around E3 2014.
>>337928829
>>337928478
>>337929091
>>337929210
>>337929404
Need more WiiU/ss/ideas
>>337932645
>shota Vita
>Wii U
>dick in a box
>>337932645
Haven't seenbreastfeedingor anything similar to it yet.
>>337932874
>shota vita
>>337932606
i thought that time was when we were at the height of being shitposted into the ground so we stuck to the tuesday only rule
PC ones are the best because they usually contain a joke, not just "I drew a sexy version of an inanimate object and here's it doing a cute thing".
>>337933043
Is that a problem?
kek
>>337934265
Don't you like dick?
>>337934383
I'm not gay.
>>337933043
>>337932874
>>337934190
There's a male Vita
Where's SpoSATA?
>>337934490
That doesn't mean you can't like dick
>>337934510
Vita is mai waifu. She's not a guy.
>>337934490
>claims he doesn't like dick
>claims he isn't gay
which one is it?
>>337934671
In my "canon" Vita is a pure virgin who only dreams of lewd acts.
>>337934671
If she's your waifu then you'd stick with her through dick and thin.
>>337935158
As stated before, I'm not gay.
>>337922010
OR here. Sorry, I'm at work now.
Awesome job mate!
>>337935491
Saw it in the /aco/ drawthread.
http://i.imgur.com/9xeWqwi.png
>>337932874
Even as a filthy shotacon, I still say Vita is a girl!I need pics of Shield.
>>337934671
>mai waifu
>>337937219
>what is irony.
>>337937612
>irony
(tips hat a second time)
>>337932645
THIS
>>337932874
>>337932874
>>337932874
or Wii U aged down into a young boy
>>337937851
Vita must be a terrible shopper, I mean, the bitch never comes home with anything.
>>337933207
but anonPC is Sexy
>>337926837
Underrated post
>>337911369
NES and Famicom with their zappers, like the cover for Contra.
>>337939008
Why is Jaggy sad?
>>337939012
I like this
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWW /CTT/!
DON'T YOU DARE BE SOUR!
CLAP FOR YOUR HANDHELD CHAMPS
AND FEEEEEEEELLLL THE POOOOOOWWWWWWWUUUUHHHHH!
IT'S A TUESDAY, YES IT IS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZkfHdk-_nI
>>337941182
I appreciate your dedication.
>>337941182
Was wondering when you'd get here.
No PSX-tan?
>>337941672
I had shit to do this morning, give me a break.
>>337941545
>Gamecube
More like Gamecute.
Time to start with the "Only X more days until E3" images? We're sub 30 days now.
>>337942602
>We're sub 30 days now.
>>337942602
>We're sub-30 days now
Holy moly, where did the time go?
>>337915521
>>337915593
Seconding this
>>337943721
Spot on.
>>337942602
[raises flipper] Why SNES and 3DS specifically?
>>337926476
Busy today but here's something someone requested last week.
Someone draw U tan harassing boys on Swapnote
>>337946234
It was made when 3DS got those SNES games.
>>337942863
>>337942956
While no Championships this year, the date is correct.
>>337946327
>U tan
>swapnote
What?
Sister shenanigans?
>>337941182
please stop this
I beg you
Strike X Aerocool-tan when?
>>337948096look at the eye
>>337948474
I've never actually opened the link. Is it wrestling related or something?
>>337948640
>pic related
>>337948997
Noice
>>337948997
Sweet
i just got up. did i miss anything so far?
>>337948997
DAMN
>>337949214yeseverythingforever:)
>>337949214
Been an extra slow thread today, so nothing.
NX tan better be mature like U-tan
>>337949356
with my memory i could believe that
>>337949395
okiedokie. at least i got here for the cool ass kill bill picture.
It's time. Consoles whitout any cyoa content have priority.
>>337949874
Vita
>>337949874
Vectrex
>>337949919
Straight off the bat.
>>337949874
>>337949919
>>337949874
You should expand it to three different numbers. Leaving it all to one number would eat up a lot of posts.
>>337950130
>under 200 posts in over 8 hours
that's not really an issue here.
>that curvaceous retard in the flockmod
>>337950320
Things will pick up when people get home.
Fruit For Thought
>>337950501
I can't wait that long
>>337950748
I'm just saying, when people finally do get home and start replying to the CYOA, you're gonna have thread full of useless posts because it takes a long time for someone to roll a 9. It's happened before.
>>337950604
>CD-i is actually like eight different cousins who all look similar
Neat
>>337950915
It should be the usual 0,9, and 5 in my opinion.
>>337949919
Maybe I wont have time for a long CYOA, so keep a maximun of 3 characters and 10 pics.
Gets which blatanty ignore previous posts will be modified to fit the story or totally ignored.
Today lucky numbers are 1, 3 and 5.
>>337951118
Playing jrpgs alone in her room in the dark under a blanket
>>337951118
Vita-chan finds a summer babysitting job
>>337950958
>>337950604
requesting multiple CDi as officer jenny and/or nurse joywith 2ds mixed in somewhwere.
>>337950958
>CDi is half-cousins with PS1
http://i.imgur.com/FHIOkWm.png
Warning:CD-i
>>337951584
Warning:muh dick
>>337951203
This doesn't count for the 10 total.
>>337951584
Why do I like CD-i so much
>>337951689mah dick, this is what all true erections strive for.
>>337951584
Diamonds
>>337952147
Vita ignores the kids to play her weebshit games.
>>337952147
2ds signs up with herand brings her caterpie sleeping bag
their first job is nvidia shield.
>>337952147
Bath time for the little hicks
>>337952161
Because she's pure and innocent.
>>337952374Retard sex when?
>>337921329
Jaguar a best
>>337948096
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Is there a tan for the bally computer system/astrocade?
>>337953072
Probably not, never seen anyone mention it.
>>337952301
>teenager babysitting another adolescent
wtf
>>337921329
Wii U.
I'm going to miss her when she's gone.
>>337953251
shield is a shota, age equivalent wise he's like 10 at the most. vita and 2ds are at least 18.
someone direct me to -- or post -- the best image of PS4 tan. i'm going to print out a small picture of her so i can slap it on my PS4. wii u, too, i guess, but i'm looking for PS4 mostly
>>337953935
The best.
Spoiler for reasons.
>>337953935
2bh this
>>337953935
http://consoletan.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=ps4
No one can choose your tastes better than you.
>post favorite tan>fill out the chart
>>337954206
>hoverhand
>cardboard cutout
Perfecto
>>337954565
How do you even fill this? You use single colour and amount of bars to dictate the level of hate/meh/love?
sorry im retarded
>>337954962
you don't
>>337954565
>not foreverial tiedup and delitized fetish
one job
>called in on my day off twenty minutes into writing a fic because my co-workers can't operate conveyor belts without hurting themselves
I'm gonna have something for you guys tonight, I swear.
>>337955136
>no tiles
>>337955824
Don't hurt yourself, anon.
>>337955454
>blue even though it's not on the color rating chart
>those blue highlighted boarders
What the fuck is even going on here?
>>337956082
I have fluctuating interests, green+blue is the things that never change. Blue and red was so I didn't have to waste time with the constant difference in shades. Why do you need a color for every level, 1-3 colours is all you need.
is the cyoa dead?
>>337956586
>Why do you need a color for every level, 1-3 colours is all you need.
Your autism is weak.
>>337956749
Yeah, I have extreme levels of normie.
Is therePS TV-tan?
>>337953935
http://consoletan.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=826
I got banned for the clitslip before, so here.
>>337952241
sorry for the wait, I was eating
>>337957187
Turns out Vita was baby sitting 2DS!
2DS comes in and joins Vita!
>>337926837
Made me ke
>>337957341
FUCK
>>337957237
I can't tell if that's an extreme like or dislike for mexican half-breed pregnancy
>>337957621
It's a "what the fuck is that supposed to mean?"
>>337957341
>>337957187don't forget the caterpie sleeping bag.
>>337957621WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?plz
>>337954565
genesis, and I'm not gonna go through all the trouble just to point how much I like asses and tomboys
>>337957734
>>337957764
Oh, I thought most people had seen those images by now.
It's referring to these things that people were making at some point.
>>337958034
How old is that image? I feel like I saw it a long time ago.
>>337958034
W-what? That's not slang?newfag here
>>337958610
I'm not sure when I first saw them, maybe a year or two ago?
>>337958725
NOP
Thread is a bit early, but I don't mind
I miss anything?
>no u-tan footjob
>>337957237
Why would you hate straight shota but like lolicon? It doesn't make sense.
>>337959204
Umm, that's easy? Liking small girls but not small boys?
>>337959204
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jItz-uNjoZA
>>337959298
Oh you're retarded, nevermind
>>337959368
The guy that responded wasn't me, but I just can't get in to the self inserting in most /ss/ I don't really hate it, it just doesn't do anything for me
>>337959368
It's not my chart and there's this
Shotacon
artwork or manga often depicting a sexual relationship between young boys or between a young boy and an adult.
Lolicon
(uncountable, anime) The sexual attraction to young girls.
(countable, anime) An individual fixated on young, generally prepubescent, girls.
(uncountable, anime) Erotic or suggestive art depicting prepubescent females.
>>337953283
some some
gimme a request or something
ill have it done in a million years
>>337959632
GBC getting her butt groped.
/r/ing 2DS hugging a popolio screaming POKEYMANZ because they're both retards who are made for each other
>>337959632
More Famicom-Tan!
>>337959632
CD-i and 2DS having fun together.
>>337959632
PC swapping out a part and another console looking behind a corner with a terrified look
>>337959632
ps4 fingering u-tan's mouth while her head is detached and her body tied up
>>337959687
no lewd sorry
>>337958610
I can't find it now but the original is at least 5 years old now
>>337959697
I might consider doing this if you change the pokemon you want her to hug, as Popolio hasnt gotten a very good reference released yet
>>337960549
it hasn't?
>>337960730
Oh damn, I didn't see this one yet. Thank you
>>337961003
Vita hides in the basement for 3 hours playing monster hunter, and then 3ds arrives and scolds her for not keepingan eyeon 2ds
also 2ds is covered in flour from failing at making pancakes
>>337961250
I second this
>>337960730
>tfw always choose the water starter
>tfw never disappointed
Honestly though, I never really care about the starters.
>>337961003
Vita hides behind a light stand2DS still can't find her
Good afternoon, /ctt/, you have been visited by the comfy.
>>337961003
Shove her in the oven
>>337961003
2DS runs out of power and needs recharging
>>337961003
2DS trips and hurts herself quite badly.
>>337959632
Vita waiting for her owner to fix her left arm(left stick)I LOVE YOU VITA
>>337961515
thank, comfy cat
>>337922010
Holy shit this is great
>>337961515
Where da dicks at?
>>337961849
I swear to god if I see this cat ONE MORE TIMEi'll jack off to her
I wish planet of junk drew more tans and less homestuck
Hey spoSATA, did you ever finish that request of pic related?
>>337961963
cats are not for sexual
>>337961963
Come again?
>>337961963
http://imgur.com/ncXskBd
>>337961963
>>337962254
>>337962256
>>337962273
save it for afterdark, lads
>>337962273
Hot damn.
>>337962371
This pussy can't be contained.
>>337922010
I thought this was cool as fuck so I made a wallpaper edit, hope you don't mind.
>>337962726
I don't mind at all, it's an excellent idea.
>>337962726
very nice
>Wake up late cause I stayed up all night and slept in
>Read through the thread
>Just now getting to 300 posts
Slow day today, huh?
Anyway, writefag here, I've been too busy with family the past week to write anything. I did start a Vita/3DS fic, but it's only got a few paragraphs done, and that SNES/Genesis fic is still on backburner but I'll work on it after the V/3 fic. I'll attempt to continue writing in a short while, maybe I can get something finished by tonight. Have a lovely Tuesday, everyone.
http://consoletan.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2136
>>337962726
>I know have a picture of an anthropomorphised console dressed up as the Terminator as my desktop background
>I don't even own the console it's representing
I'm having a mild existential crisis right now.
>>337959632
Touko Madobe trying to woo an Xbone
Reminder that PC tan is the precursor of all the consoles, the creator of their software, the one who makes their games and the one who controls everything related to web, internet, security and economics
someone pls draw all that while he denies it
>>337963474
Oh shit that's GOOD
>>337963270
>write smutof anthropomorphized consoles that I don't own
This is an advanced existential crisis.
>>337963474
Do it like a Wizard of Oz thing
"Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!"
>>337963270
>its cute
>its well done
I don't see the issue here
>>337963474
>despite all his boasting and showboating PC is actually the most humble of all the consoles.I mean just look at those bundles.
who would win in a boxing match
Vita or 2DS
>>337963474
PC is the matrix?
>>337964171
2DS has retard strength
Vita has a malnourished shut-in physique
>tfw bakemononster's Tumblr is dead
http://i.imgur.com/UXivrvZ.png
>>337963839
>Write smut of anthropomorphized consoles, most of which I don't own
>ERP as anthropomorphized consoles across multiple sessions
>/ctt is the thing I most look forward to each week
I try not to let the dread set in. Just keep smiling.
>>337964524
Yeah, he deleted it because he never used it. At least that's what he said.
>>337964616
>/ctt is the thing I most look forward to each week
Same.
>>337964559
1/1
>>337964559
>>337964616
>>337964782
Me too.
This is the only thing keeping me going.
>>337964971
Literally spaghetti.
>>337964782
>>337964971
Goddamnit, same.
>>337964559
awesome
Gimme some basic /r/, got a lot on my plate today. No lewds please
>>337964171
2DS obviously. She hasstronger gamesthan her
>>337964616
Same mang. Same
>>337965487
I WANT PICTURES!
PICTURES OF SISTERLY LOVE!Please.
>>337921329
The trio of 90's cuteness.
>Tfw Jaguar has been getting a lot of love lately
2DS is also a tough contender for third favorite, so she's an honorable mention as cutest tan.
why nobody uploaded the stuff from last week?!!Ithink I lost why I did
u had 1job/
anyway.
I want to impregnate after marrygenesis
>>337961761
Good, we finally have a conflict.
I need more Zeekbone
>>337966208
Vita bandages 2DS up, and 2DS turns it into a mummy costume! Because retarded.
>>337966208
3ds comes home and sees this
/r/ing 3ds XL
>>337966208
Vitaremoves 2DS clothes (leaving her in bra and pantsu)to find the wound.
I'm so sorry
>>337964616>ERP as anthropomorphized consoles across multiple sessionsYou got an F-list or something we can peek at?
>>337966472
XL....so is she thick?
>>337932434
Well shit, wondered why I had a (You) after waking up.
Good enough for me my man.
>>337943721
we needlewds of CDi
>>337965673
>
I'll probably do another in a bit
>>337966572
>>337966705
>All this 2DS/CDi sexualization lately
I'M CALLING THE POLICE
>>337966769
Oh my god that's cute.
>>337966914
Your gonna have to call the state guard to calm this dick down!
>>337966769
I really like this one.
>>337966914
Seems like folks want to sexualize the retards, anon.This bodes well for me.
>>337967287
My dick is ready.
>>337966914
>I'M CALLING THE POLICEShe forced it on usapparently the captcha claims limousines are airplans
>>337967040
>>337967287
I'm calling the FBI, the KGB, the entire US armed forces, NASA, and archduke Ferdinand. You'll all be arrested and executed for your crimes.
Requesting 3DS and 2DS kicking a door open while dressed as police, shouting "STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM!"
>>337967402
DELETE THIS!
>>337967431
Ah shit, AH SHIT Not Archduke Ferdinand. Anything but the big Archie!
These threads become utter shit as soon as people just start posting sex comments. They're not funny or original, it's just the same tired posts every time.
>>337967624
>These threads become utter shit as soon as people just start posting
ftfy
>>337965340
That's why we love her.
Requesting all tans in various Nazi attire.
Don't ask questions, I just need this.
>>337968035
Seconded.
I need this too.
>>337967624
They say same for the save the princess threads, but those are still pretty fun.
>>337965487
PS4 living in the Real World as a Real Girl, hoping nobody catches on
>>337966607
>Those abandoned Xbone profiles on F-list
Nah, I do everything by email. I usually spend a few emails with other anons setting the scene up, then a dozenor a hundredemails on the actual scene.http://pastebin.com/xwRArPauThat's the longest/best session I've had.
>>337968035
>>337968129
Shadman pls go
>>337968285
No, fuck shad. I just need Nazis.
>>337968035Guten tag!
Today is laundry day for me, but thankfully I don't have to go to the laundromat anymore.
Have you done your laundry yet?
>>337966914
>>337967043
Thanks anons. I don't draw here often, so I appreciate any /r/
>>337968149
Might take me some time, but sure
>>337966208
>>337966463
>now we have to wait 30 to 40 minutes before the next change
suffering
>>337967624
After-dark threads are usually where sex conversations happen the most, but it's not like anything else is going on at those hours besides maybe a few lewd requests getting fulfilled.
I do think we need more silly comics/drawings, though.
>>337921329
You already posted her, anon.
I like to think Famicom-Tan is a single mother who loves her only sona lot. I'm pretty much a degenerate. It was all induced by that one "smut-request" some anon wrote. Don't know if anyone has it saved.
What's been going on? I've been busy so I haven't been able to read the thread
>>337968447
Oh OK cool, thanks btw!
>>337968731
Thank you.
![051616%20the%20new%20day.vresize.1200.675.high.84[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/IK40erP.jpg "051616%20the%20new%20day.vresize.1200.675.high.84[1]")
>>337941182
-Tans with a cardboard box Time Machine when?
>>337968395
Still wanting Nazis
>>337968916
>Famicomisbestmom
I didn't start seeing her as a mother until this post. That art is beautiful.And I never knew I how much I wanted to see her feet until now. They're pretty.You haven't missed much. Everything's still going at a comfortable pace.
Hopefully something comes out of that request.
>>337968916
Goddamn, Ozuma. You never fail to impress.
Not a whole lot going on today. It's really slow, but it'll pick back up in a few hours like it always does around Afterdark.
We do have a lot of new art and a CYOA going on at the moment, which is always really nice to see.
Current topics of discussion seem to be sexualizing retards, and Nazis.
Out of curiosity... what songs do you feel like would capture /ctt/ as a whole?
>>337969121
That segment was so ridiculous.
New Day with that Calvin & Hobbes technology.
>>337968035
Got to see the PSTV cliniging onto Vita's arm as she has a spaz attack due to her social retardation.
I want to rapegamecube!!!!
>>337968916
Oh yeah, I've got that request on my request log. Not sure when I'll ever get around to starting on that, though. IfPsychbombor someone else wants to steal the request, go for it, I've gotta continue one request and finish off the end to another fic before I could start on this.
>Famcom as an ara ara~ loving mother: Big breasted, Wide hips, both covered by her traditional Japanese dress, no father, has her son blissfully lie on her lap or cuddles him to sleep, it's her motherly duty to releave her son daily; nursing handjobs to help him sleep, pazuri through the kimono, free use when she's ironing or cooking dinner
Nice drawing, by the way.
>>337969440
VERBOTEN
>>337911851
Game Boy crew is easily the best thing to come out of console tans, besides PC.
>>337968916
Sweet mother of god...literal mother of god even.
>>337969690
>implying I'm not already stealing requests from you on the dailySeriously though, I'd be more than willing to take that request if you really don't have the time for it.Famicom is woefully under-represented for a character that has such a great design.
>>337968916
Oh damn, amazing drawing man
Best mom for sure
http://i.imgur.com/Uhas78P.png
>>337968916
Perpendicular paizuri when?
Can we confirm if she wears anything under the overalls?
It's relevant to a fapfic I'm writing.
>>337969690
Anon, please stop. Your giving my heart the weirdest boner.
>>337970538There's really only enough room under there for some underwear. A small shirt and spats would probably be the absolute most that you could fit.
>>337947036
>thick socks for exercise instead of barefeet spam
*Yes*.
>>337966463
I've used the mummy idea too
>>337953072
Why is the white guy happy and the black guy some kind of star-demon?
>>337970984
perfection
>>337970984
And so it came to pass that another Vita reaction face was born.
>>337970449
>she will never pour that wine on your dick and lick it off
>>337970984
That vita is prime reaction image tier
>>337970802Good [/spolier]
>>337969246
>>337969290
>>337970183
>>337970332
thanks!
>>337970534eventually
>>337970741
>>337969690
That's it. It was a really cute/lewd idea that stuck with me.
Anyone wanna take it?i can try to do some art for it
>>337970984
Vita tries to play it off as dressing up for halloween
In May
>>337970291
How did you obtain my request log? Who is the dirty mole I need to kill? I WILL CUT YOU--
Nah, I mean, I have some ideas for what I could write, and now that I understand that /ss/ is a self-insert fetish I feel like I could do a better job pandering to that fetish with what I write, but if you want to take the reigns then go ahead. Not having time currently shouldn't be an issue, it's just that I need to get through other fics first. I'm not too crazy for Famicom like others are, so if she's a tan you like more and you think you could do her character more justice than I, then by all means go ahead.
>>337970538
In my writings and from what I've read, I think the general consensus is that she wears a bra and panties underneath.
>>337970741
At least it isn't the Ouya request.
>>337970984
Aw man, that's cute. I'm glad my mummy part got in.
Vita says they were making a costume (to avoid 3DS finding out about the injury,) and 3DS starts to help 2DS dress Vita up as a vampire.
>>337971215
/ss/ mother is sailing for the seas to spread it's love.
>>337971215
Oyua request?
>>337954565
>sideboos
liking boobs is not a fetish
>mexican half breed
what the fuck
why is this a fetish
why specifically mexicans
>>337958034
>half breeds
so to japs mexicans aren't even human?
>>337971753
>liking boobs is not a fetish
How can you be so wrong?
>Cleavage
>Side-boob
>Under-boob
>Areola size
>Nipple size
>Nipple/areola peaking
>Boobs in general
Anything can be a fetish.
>>337954565
PC-tan
I'm not posting the chart because it would just be a giant block of solid color
>>337971215
>if she's a tan you like more and you think you could do her character more justice than I
Is that a challenge, boi?Again, real talk, I think I'll go for it. It's not often that you see a request solid enough to already come pre-packaged with three different parts to it. I'll definitely be contacting you for editan talk and feedback, though. As >>337971654 says, I won't scatter the /ss/ mom to the heartless seas. I will always stay in contact.
>>337971676
B E A S T
>>337971676
Yes, the Ouya request that popped up a few times throughout various threads each week. People got tired of it and eventually the copypasta stopped showing up.It involved dogs.
>>337972164
>to japs
yes, f/sn was infamously harsh on immigration
>not a single fucking Gamesphere
what the FUCK anons?
>>337972920
Sphere is too powerful for mortal to summon him. He must grace us himself.
>>337958034
SHUT UP, ILYA
>>337972524
You should have had pic related for your picture, step up your game senpai.I'm glad someone's finally doing it, I felt bad for pushing that one off by starting other requests or my own fic.I'll redeem myself with a Shield /ss/ sequel.Coming eventually.
>>337951118
PC-tan
>>337972920
Too much Sphere is bad for this reality.
Goodnight friends.
>>337973443
low test anon
Delivery one:
>Toaster and ouya in a mexican telenovela
but I mixed it with
>Requesting a heartbroken Mad Catz looking at the happy couple from afar
Others coming later.
>>337954565
The Game Boys
>>337973443
goodnight I love you
>>337932645
I'm very late, but nursing handjob.
>>337973604
Cute
>>337973748
Why is scat so low on the list?
>>337973898
Cause it's shit.
Why does 2dstan drool?
>>337973748
Is breast expansion on there?
>>337973959
But asses are literally all green.
Do you expect to saddle up on a woman who is completely clean and shaven?
>>337973898
becauseit's shit
:^)
>>337974024
If she's living in a civilized country, absolutely.
>>337974058
>Going to commit to anal sex but FUCK YOU if you get poop on me.
Thanks guys.
>>337973985
Because retarded and it's cute. Cute!
![4a75177565b3851c582c6de5b6924cbab6e682bf[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/Ga6WrYW.png "4a75177565b3851c582c6de5b6924cbab6e682bf[1]")
>>337974019
relevant
>>337973825
Thanks anon. Nobody loves me.
>>337974024
You are clinically insane if you think liking butt means you must also like shit. That's like saying all straight men must love women's piss.
>>337974019
Yep, near the bottom, along with Huge Breast and general Inflation.
>>337974457
It's not the same but you aren't going to be the cleanest sponge on the block if you are an anal aficionado. It just doesn't make any sense. Scat is literally HATE on the list.
>>337974585
What the bleeding fuck makes you think I like Anal? If it was on that list it would be a 1.
>>337974332
We love you, anon. /ctt/ is all about that love, we're all family here.
>>337974332
You will be getting lots of anonymous love now!
Delivery two
>2DS and 3DS playing together, vidya or board game or something
>>337974691
I dunno the fact that asses are ALL GREEN probably indicates you are a buttman.
>>337970984
Mummy 2DS unleashes the wrath of Ra on 3DS
>>337972215
can talking about what is and isn't a fetish be a fetish
>>337974904
its my fetish
>>337974332
>>337974714
>>337974734
Don't be gay about it, dudes.i fuckin love you people
>>337927872
>no drawfags drew Go-tan
>>337974714
>>337974734
>>337974976
Thank you. I love you too.
>>337974904
Probably. Hard-censoring your own censor-free porn is a recently new fetish from /d/. If you've never seen a "find something /d/ can't fap to" thread, then you haven't seen weird fetishes.
>>337974973
they do the monster mash
>>337974973
Noice
>>337974804
That mistake is so stupid I literally do not believe you are being serious. Bad saucy, bad.
That said, Anal should probably be on the list so that mixups like this don't occur in the future.
>>337974973
3DS has to dress up as a zombie
>>337974973
In the process of being way too happy, 2ds' costume stick to a door knob and quickly unrrols her as she runs around and reveals the massive cut on her arm
>>337975338
I just don't see the point in talking like you're not gay and then have hungry skeleton fetishes all over the place.
>>337974762
Oh hey, I was the OR for that. It's cute!
>>337974973
Also cute! Now 2DS wants 3DS to dress up too!I don't know what as, though.
Reminder that GenesisxSNES shippers should be gassed.
Can someone sketch a lonley/sad looking dusty PS4 looking on while Vita plays with her owner?
>>337974762
>making it rain when you're winning
Nice
>>337975502
Reminder that no one cares about your taste in ships
>>337975410
Alright, you are crazy, good to know.
>>337975410
Here's the thing: you can like asses, you can like anal, and you can like scat. Liking asses is just appreciating a nice pair of butt cheeks, liking anal is wanting to fuck the butt like any other orifice, and liking scat involves wanting to handle or eat shit. These are three different levels of fetishes, you can like one and dislike the others quite easily. Maybe you like asses but don't want to fuck one, or maybe you like asses and want to fuck someone in the ass, but your fetishes and sexual desires aren't hardcore enough to be into scat and shit. Just cause some guys want to fuck an ass doesn't mean they like scat as well, they just want to try something "taboo" or like the thought of a tight butthole. It's not that hard to understand.
>>337975865
Grachonok is the sexiest ship.
>>337975472
I still don't understand this picture
>>337975956
>le shrug and dismissive argument
>completely ok to be a fag and defend yourself by saying you're not a fag, literally the most retarded defense in the history of sexual sociology, is 100% fine
These threads are viral marketing. T-they must be. I don't need an Xbone or Vita but I want them because of these threads.
Final delivery of the week
>The origins of PS4-tan. How she went from one gamer loser's gf to console goddess
Kinda had to take some liberties with this one?Not taking requests this week since I've still got some left from last week.
>>337976017
I think it has something to do with those e-reader cards or something like that.
>>337974973
aw yiss
>>337976140
Vita > Xbone
>>337976142
Good job, and don't worry about not doing requests this week, you guys are doing this on your freetime and we really appreciate that.
>>337976128
>wasn't even dismissive
>completely explained their position, none of which had anything to do with being gay
Shitposter please leave.
>>337976128
>le
reddit detected
>>337976441I will never not be tense every time I post one of these.
>>337976142
I like it
>>337976491
>completely explained his position by being dismissive is not being dismissive
>>337975956
>Here's the thing: you can like asses, you can like anal, and you can like scat. Liking asses is just appreciating a nice pair of butt cheeks, liking anal is wanting to fuck the butt like any other orifice, and liking scat involves wanting to handle or eat shit.
rampant deflection and jumping to conclusions is not dismissive now
It's not like I'm annoyed it's just stupid when people are defending their sexuality by being fucking retarded. I walk around town telling people I'm not gay and then some dude with a huge ass ropes me in, it STILL means I'm straight RIGHT?
>>337976128
Alright, now you're just being a faggot. I gave you a viable explanation to your questions without even applying any situation or fetish to myself, but if you're too dense to understand basic fetish stuff like evolving levels of deviancy and how three totally different levels of fetishes can or cannot intertwine, then just stop posting.
>>337976869
>my defense for faggotry is the claim that im not gay
>but if you call me gay I literally cannot defend myself
>would literally be easier to say i'm bisexual and work backwards from there but I am literally too stupid to defend myself
So I got Gravity Rush and it's pretty okay...
>>337974973
Play along and hope that 3DS doesn't try and fix the mummy bandages. Which she should do anyway.
>>337976803
Are you using the gay thing as an anology? It wasn't part of the conversation until you brought it up. Either way you still don't make sense. It's perfectly sensible to want to look at an ass but not like what comes out of it. You need to stop posting.
>>337976997
What the fuck are you even on about man?
>/ctt/: You're Gay If You Like Asses Edition
>>337977024
Need a image of PS4-tan showing how to actually wear that outfit.
>>337975351
the drawings are starting to become shitty. I'll finish tomorrow, leave the replies for the get.
>>337976997
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2k0SmqbBIpQ
>>337969383
>>337969121
it's ok when nintendoes it
>>337977204
All 3 do lewd things and the bandages come off from the sweat to reveal the truth
>>337977204
A GIANT METEOR HITS THEM FUCKING ALL
>>337977204
THEY DO THE MASH
>>337977204
catterpie sleeping bag 2ds
>>337977204
Good work so far, man. I always appreciate your CYOA's in these threads, they're tons of fun.
Rollin' for the three of them going out to scare one of the other tans on the streets, like GameCube.
>>337977204
>>337977391
Plot twist...those bandages we're actually a cocoon
>>337977546
*were
>>337977204
Vit, annoyed, just tugs on one of 2DS' bandages and causes them to unravel while spinning like a top.
>>337977190
We argue about fetishes every week. Usually it's futanari, though, when someone tries bringing up futa and all the anti-/d/ anons go off. We even had strawpolls over that stupid stuff.
We need to balance out the cute/funny and lewd discussions more.
>>337977649
>>337977736
M E T E O R
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>>337977251
>>337977145
He's a fucking retard.
He has time-stop and asses as his highly favored fetishes and the second someone pluralizes a response about his sexuality he gets up in arms and calls me crazy. That really makes him look hetero!
>>337977345
and we were doing so good so far
>>337977649
>>337977736
>>337977972
You can't stop me
>>337977910
You're not making any sense retard.
>>337977910
Sounds like you're deep in the closet and projecting something.
>>337977910
Saucy, I'm >>337975956, but I'm not >>337973748
I'm a totally different anon that gave you an explanation so that you could better understand why people like or dislike fetishes that seem similar to each other when they may or may not be similar at all. I see your mistake now in thinking that I was the anon that originally posted that fetish chart, but I'm not. Totally different person.
That doesn't change the fact that you're a dense mother fucker.
>>337977910
Do you want to fuck him?
>>337978421
The anon who posted that chart, you're doing god's work in being patient and reasonable but I think it's probably wasted on saucy. That fag's got some issues.
>>337978489
I want to fucking fix the scat on the list quota!
