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Console-tan Tuesday: After Dark.
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So, what's PS4.5-tan going to be?
PS4 with even bigger tits ?
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2DS requires penis inside her.
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>>337192215
Perfect picture for after dark.

Okay. I'm out for the night. It was fun.

Pipe me up with some steaming hot requests for next week.
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>>337192215
When your 3ds won't let you play your games
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>>337190612

Okay, what color scheme would ya nigs recommend?
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Ooh baby we in real nigga hours
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>>337192215
So, at this point, the console-tans should know full well what they're doing for E3, right?

How's Wii-U-tan coping with the fact that it's gonna be just Zelda on NX at E3?
Is NX just like, a looming shadow over the nintendo family right now?
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How's everyone doing tonight?
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I got no pictures but hey!

>Don't actually buy an OUYA
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What happens to a console tan when jailbroken/hacked?
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>>337192450
smug bitch
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>>337191014
-Indent paragraphs and leave 1 line of space between paragraphs, it's easier to read
-Paragraphs need to be chopped up, with some practice you can get the hang of properly breaking up and formatting paragraphs but as it stands these are just two giant walls.
A lot of cases were you should use past-tense instead of present-tense: "A single sob escapes her", "until she buries her", etc. It feels more natural with paste-tense.
A few errors I spotted: "Genesis’s futile tried to form words", "Genesis as she stands up"
I kinda get the feeling that English may not be your first language? I don't mean that in a bad way, it's just between your style and some errors I get that impression. Otherwise, it's doing fine so far. Does Vita have a dick?
>>337191810
I fucking love you sposata, you beautiful trashcan. Excellent tastes in fetishes.
>>337192424
Later, Ozuma. Keep up that beautiful style.
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>>337192495
No idea, but the eyes need to be red.
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>>337192385
I'd imagine cyborg implants.
Maybe with bigger tits as well.
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>>337192587
mindbreak http://consoletan.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1760
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all these cosnole tans are making me not gay
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>>337192495
Give her black hair and make part of her outfit black. Cause panther.
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>>337192552
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>>337192505
is this uploaded anywhere but imgur? imgurs crappy gifv isn't really save-friendly.
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>>337192852
and then they fucked
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>>337192852
Wait, why Gamecube-tan?
Did the Gamecube get kicked hard out of it's final legs by the Wii?
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Reposting one of the requests >>337159717 Driving to work right now but I'll have it done in a few hours.
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>>337192895
https://a.pomf.cat/baqvrl.webm
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>>337193048
>get kicked hard out of it's final legs by the Wii?
Twilight Princess
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>>337192424
Vita trying to clean up for a date with Wii U while 2DS helps
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>>337193068
SpoSATA, what are your fetishes?

also we all know that you're flat
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>>337192424
Mind control w/ some random slut and the Xbone helmet
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Here's the current line-up of ideas and story requests that I'm gonna get to work on in the coming weeks.

If any of you have any other requests you'd like to make, now would be an excellent time. I'm always open to hearing about what you guys wanna see, so I'm all ears.
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>>337193068
Don't post and drive, trash lady, this is how accidents happen.
>>337193213
She likes being called trash. No joke.
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>>337193213
>we all know you're flat
i know this on a weird level
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>>337193408
Man that PC image sure got a lot of use.
>tfw bake will never make OC anymore
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>>337193125
thanks friend
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>>337193487
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I WANT TO __________ VITA
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>>337193127
Oh right.
Forgot about that.
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>>337193382
>Sexualizing 2DS
AAAAAHHHHH
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>>337193621
Throw away my
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>>337193621
bathe
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWW /CTT/!
DON'T YOU DARE BE SOUR!
CLAP FOR YOUR HANDHELD CHAMPS
AND FEEEEEELLLLLLL THE POOOOOOOWWWWWWUUUUUUHHHHHH!

IT'S A TUESDAY, YES IT IS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZkfHdk-_nI
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>>337192845
Here we go...Hows this look?
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>>337193621
Is that a black dildo in vita-tans room under the bed!?
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>>337193775
AW SNAP I FORGOT THE PANTHER TAIL
wait just a sec
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>>337193640

It was inevitable.
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>>337193464
How weird?
>>337193621
Cuddle (if she showers first)
>>337193775
I like it. She looks flat, but that's not a bad thing.
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>>337193775
>>337193845
Prototype /tiles/ anon here

i have requests for more proto systems (and/or develoment ones)

would you be willing to fill a few more proto systems out?
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>>337193775
>>337193845
THERE
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>>337193941
I don't understand.
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>>337193942
i swear that looks like official art
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>>337193957
I'd love to but I dunno if I can. Kinda crunched for time atm
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>>337193382
Are you just taking every request people give you? You don't have to do that ya know! Do something you wanna do.

but anyways
don't sexualizing 2DS. Make mobile sell her body to a buncha kids. Make the sex positions the names of apps.
Example:
Angry Birds- $1 - Tit job?
Heads up - $5 - blow job???

Most importantly
The most expensive
Final Fantasy - $20 or so - and its something lewd

Make her super duper slutty
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>>337193621
"finish my cosplay of" so i can sit around my house wearing it doing nothing
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>>337194063
This hits too close to home. Don't do this.
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>>337194063
Jesus Christ

This 100x
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Can we get lewd consol-tan plz
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>>337193984
I still think it's cute. Is she some wannabe vigilante that Jag and Lynx have to save from misadventures?
>>337194029
Well, Vita is literally Tomoko.
I never did get that Vita edit of this gif.
>>337194106
Vita cosplay never ever, lazy butt.
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>>337194313
it'll be finished when the money is there to get the hoodie done. i still need to decide on lower clothing because i cant just walk into a con in the undies. or you can and i wont because i dont have the butt to pull off that being acceptable.
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>>337193768
*booing intensifies*
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>>337194063
>>337194249

Nah, I'm definitely filtering through a lot of these. Had to turn down some guy who wanted Ouya bestiality the other week, and I've just been scoping out what folks have been talking about.

Pretty sure erp_anon's done something pretty similar to this, and would probably expand on it a bit better than I could. Still a really good idea, though. I'll definitely consider this one.

>don't sexualizing 2DS
2late
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>>337194313
that tears it, tanigawa and kakumei seifu are the same person.
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>>337194475
ALL IN ONE
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>>337194063
Erp_anon get on this
>>337194224
Explanation time?
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>>337195004
Usually they have a lot of ads on craigslist for paid sex.

Having something like that would just be weird, but I have no control over what you want to request.
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>>337194062
suffering for weeks anon
but okay.

>>337194106
thats the spirit
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>>337195129
but I guess it wouldn't hurt to squeeze one or two in between now and next Tuesday?

Just name a couple and I'll see if I can get to them...
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>>337194420
Spats or yoga/sweat pants.
>>337194493
>Ouya bestiality
Fuck, into the trash that guy goes. I'm glad he stopped requesting it.
And my Mobile-tan fic was more about mind-break and other super /d/ shit rather than her slutting herself out to kids.
>>337194503
Vita is Tomoko.
3DS is sometimes Ryuko.
Any other "x is y" tans?
>Tfw I have Tomoko and KlK reaction folders
>>337195004
I'm busy this week and I've already got a backlog. Plus, a sequel Mobile-tan request was put in a few weeks back, so your request would likely be a sequel-sequel.
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>>337193213
>flat
Not like I can help it.
I have a long list of fetishes/kinks. Chances are whatever you're thinking about, I enjoy it to a certain level. Just the other day, I was craving belly rubs and armpits though some things remain high on the list like BDSM and yuri. I haven't total control over my own body.
>>337194224
Just don't think about it anon-kun. Don't let it overcome you.
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>>337194475
I laughed
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>>337195373
whatever makes it easier I guess
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>>337192385
Maybe PS4 with more muscle, to match the upgraded hardware.
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So, anyone gonna upload all the new stuff to the booru tonight?
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>>337195667
The booru always gets updated.
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Fun fact: did you know that the cabins of a Ferris-wheel are sometimes also called gondolas?
Because I didn't know that.
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I LOVE YOU VITA
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>>337195937
I did know that.

Why do I know that?
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>>337195337
yeah yeah, this talk happened last time.
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snes and genesis, are the most fun
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>>337195937
i thought that was common knowledge
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>>337195962
Gondolas knowledge is always good to have.
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>>337196074
damn fucking straight they are

They're relationship dynamic is the best
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>>337195246
was setting stuff up

heres the main one http://www.videogameconsolelibrary.com/pg90-pluto.htm#page=reviews

Sega Pluto. Let's see what you got
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>>337196287
definitely.
hopefully i can get them in this animated short I have planned, after the one I'm doing is finished, and maybe even add some jag
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From the previous thread, this is the SNES/ Genesis/Vita fapfic I'm working on.

http://pastebin.com/VSVht83k

One anon told me it apparently doesn't suck donkey balls (not sure I believe him) but I wouldn't mind more feedback so I can make something people would actually like to read. Provided it doesn't suck.

Thanks!
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>>337196254
from where are you getting these!?
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>>337195962
Are you Venetian? Their boats are also called gondolas, but the word seems to be universal (more or less) for "small cabin used for transportation".
>>337196074
It looks cool so far.
>>337196250
Where I live, we call them "cabins".
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>>337196445
/v/
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>>337196445
just gotta look
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>>337196415
That'd be pretty sweet, mang

Can't wait to see it
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>>337196493
No. I'm not Venetian, but still that's a lotta gondola.
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polygons
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>>337196710
Polygons.
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>>337196710
The version on the right is so damn good looking.
Image sniped, so have some PS2.
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>>337196493
Shit, now I remember that in Rollercoaster Tycoon, the skilift did have the units called gondola
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>>337196310
Very interesting! I'm gonna mull over this and see if any ideas pop in my head.
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>>337196820
best console best girl
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>>337196565
I will try my damndest.
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>>337193621
my peepee's like...ZAP MOTHAFUCKA
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>>337197015
Noice
BLIP BLIP
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>>337197015
HAPPY FEET
HAPPY FEET
W O M B O C O M B O
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Flockroom where?
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>>337197209
same as always

http://flockmod.com/thebreakroom
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>>337197075
Nice boob physics.
>>337197209
http://flockmod.com/thebreakroom
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>>337197260
>Wii u's face

"Ever get your dick sucked by a horse?"
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>>337197075
I know you will

Its all i can ask of you
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Where my sonybros at??
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Just bought DOA5+ for Vita
Help
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>>337196438
Anon, I'll be dead honest, you fucked up the paragraphs and structure pretty bad.
>Cutting to a new paragraph mid-sentence
Finish your sentence before you make a new paragraph; each paragraph should have it's own focus, and you should only make a new paragraph if that focus changes or if the focus requires a lot of attention (e.g. multiple paragraphs.)
Keep at it, keep practicing.
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>>337197260
>>337197258
Odd, it's not opening the room but asking for a download. Is this new?
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>>337197075
It's like someone chopped off the bottom of her pelvis.
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>>337197509
not him but this is why i use greentext
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>>337197652
Block quoting is supposed to be encouraged but people just use it to manipulate the conversation normally.
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>>337194420
pssssst try and make a kig mask of vita's face too
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>>337197648
thats okay. just a sketchy wip.
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Headin to bed

Thanks for a fun Tuesday, guys
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>>337197717
i dont use formal writing formats for a place like 4chan. its like browsing in a nice tuxedo. theres no reason to unless you absolutely must and care about your quality.

i dont care as much so i used greentext. that anon is trying for sure though.
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>>337197884
it's not that complex, you're just supposed to convey your meaning reasonably, and the tools are there to help.
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/r/ing PC showing off Crysis to everyone, making them flabbergasted over his graphical capabilities, and then playing Risk of Rain or Undertale right after they leave
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Can anyone draw Wii U tan playing Smash Bros for Wii U with 3DS-sama right in front of a huge projector while ps4 and vita tan watch disinterestedly?
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>>337197824
why
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>>337193621

Suck WIi U's dick alongside
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gnight /ctt/, you guys always make tuesday great
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>>337197862
top ding

>>337198058
aw yeas
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Oh fuck i completely forgot about /ctt/. Give requests.
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>>337198104
this
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>>337198153
SNES and Gen holding hands awkwardly
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>>337198153
GBC getting spanked. I want to see that ass ripple.
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>>337198052
I think it could be really cute
that or the most ugly thing you've ever seen
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>>337197862
>>337198089
Sweetest dreams, anons
>>337198153
Mobile tan showing Wii U a good time to help her forget about her doomed future
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>>337197652
Whether you write via greentext or in a formal structure is fine, it's just that that fic has paragraphs cut in half mid-sentence. Breaking up dialog for each character is fine, breaking up paragraphs by focus is fine, doing it all in greentext format is fine, but you need to do one of these things properly and not just end a paragraph mid-sentence, start a new paragraph, and end that one after one sentence. I'm just hoping the anon accidentally hit enter in the wrong places or something.
>>337198089
Make Tuesdays Great Again.
>>337198153
Wii-U giving 3DS a hard dicking or if not lewd, the two of them cuddling together on the couch. Mother/daughter love, I guess.
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>>337198153

Futa Vita impregnating Wii U.
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>>337198274
not really a fan, so i think ill pass on that.
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>>337198153
SNES brushing them Xbillies' gosh durn fuckin teeths already
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>>337198153
PC, Vita, and 3DS as Team D
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>>337198504
>Superior console
>When Jaguar is cuter
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>>337198419
Hmm okay then. I understand
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>>337198360
oh fuck. that sounds cute. I wanna do this.

wish I wasn't swamped.
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>>337198665
sorry to disappoint.
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>>337198764
Oh it's alright. No worries
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Requesting PS4-tan's curvaceous, busty body in Nathan's clothes with erect nipples
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>>337197509
Arg, that's what the other anon said too. I didn't realize how important structure was, I'm apparently thinking too much about the content itself.

I'm sorry. -_- I'll try and fix it without adding anything,
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ill leave this here
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>>337198719
>Come on, 3DS, you and I never spend any mother/daughter time together!
>I really hope -I'm- the mother in this scenario
>Questionably incestuous /u/ love ensues
We should really decide on how the whole family tree thing works.
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>>337198965
looks very 80's anime
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>>337198980
>We should really decide on how the whole family tree thing works.
No.
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>>337198965
esta la raja wn
really digging the design and colors.
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>>337198980
alright fuck you, you pickledilly whore. I'll sketch something out. if there's a good ref for what mother and daughter comfy picture would be that'd be cool
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>>337198964
Do you need help with learning how to structure properly? I can probably work up a quick guide/reference sheet for you.
>>337198965
Looks pretty cute. Would play D&D with and fuck, but D&D comes first.
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>>337199058
heres how it works
company is the house
they all live in the house and/or are dead

exception is PC and toaster living in a house alone without any company attached

>nintendo residence
>sony household
>microsoft mansion
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>>337198485
Gotta wonder though...who's in Sigma?

Old Sigma?
Kyle?
????
Hell, maybe Clover or All-Ice's great-granddaughter?
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>>337198153
Several console-tans showing off their ability to 'link' with themselves in front of PC-tan, who responds by having a 'lan party'
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>>337199274
You're welcome. <3
Best thing I could find, stock photos don't like lesbians apparently.
Have Wii-U brushing 3DS' hair or something.
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>>337199058

Kinda agree with you on this one. The whole family tree is a complete mess of anachronisms at this point, and untangling the wire isn't exactly as feasible of an idea than it is to just laugh at how badly we all fucked up the cable management.
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>>337199646
>that advanced class hover handing
wew
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>>337199730
Well, since we're bringing up hover handing...
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>>337199862
i really really like this image
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>>337199862
as someone that has people hitting on him frequently and not wanting it, i have to ask, whats the reason for the hoverhand?

theres a couple spots you can touch where its perfectly fine, so why not just take the piss and touch em?

i dont even want the pussy i could be getting. im not gay, i just want to be able to work for my chances.
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>tfw going from one fic idea that I barely even started to four ideas that I can't wait to work on in the span of a single night

You motherfuckers, I have actual, real-life responsibilities I need to take care of. How dare you make me want to shaft them in favor of writefagging.

goodnight /ctt/, i'll see you all next tuesday with some actual finished work
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>>337192215
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwDgiIyXNy0

Story time faggots
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>>337196438
>>337197509
>>337197652

http://pastebin.com/MUWQDgUu

Alright here it is again, hopefully the structure is less fucked. Or I just fucked it even more. Hopefully some kind anon will let me know
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>>337200039
Beta males can't into women.
I never really understood it either. When I use to cosplay at cons, I usually ended up getting most photos taken with girls (weebs) and I never did the hover hand stuff. Usually I'd just have an arm around the waist or I'd do a funny pose with them, they always seemed pretty chill about it. Hell, even when random chicks would just ask for hugs I'd give them full-on chest-to-chest hugs, not side-arm hugs or anything.
Some times guys do it for respect (e.g. don't touch without permission,) but I think in most cases it's probably just guys being too nervous to make contact.
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requesting PS4...trapped in the REAL WORLD
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>>337200082
You know you love it/us. At least you've got that passion for writing still, that's a good thing.
Good night, anon.
>>337200273
Much better this time. Line 16 could probably be combined with line 15, but otherwise you did just fine with this.
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>>337200567
at cons i just try not to make physical contact with anyone unless its someone i know.

hell pic related was there and i was mirin that fucking hammer. did i want a pic with her? no because i hate being in pictures theres one of me with a knight of solaire. i know someone here has it but i havent seen it posted yet. as long as theres no foul play involved and theres plenty of people around in case something does happen then theres no reason to hover hand

i dont give a shit for pic related. i just wanted that 13 pound hammer.
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>>337200807
Thank you kindly. I'll make it more like this going forward.
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>>337200986
If you ever need something printed, I wouldn't mind helping out another femanon. I helped someone do the finishing touches on their cosplay.
the golden parts were printed by me
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>>337200986
I'm pretty comfortable with physical touch and tend to forget boundaries, but I don't act creepy or anything. I never got in any photos I asked for, but most people that took a photo of me wanted to be in the frame with me.
>>337201739
That hat is tiny.
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I can't wait for E3.
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My step-sister is a cosplayer, and she saw SNES-tan and decided she wants to cosplay as her.
I plan on going out with friends on the weekend, but she said I really need to help her get it ready before the local con she plans on going to begins.
If I help her, it will eat up my weekend.
Should I?
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>>337202106
How many days until E3?
>>337202534
This sounds like a fucked math problem.
Hang with friends and rush to get the cosplay together.
Either way, if she finishes it provide pics for us (even if you crop her face out.)
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>>337202534

can i fap to your step sister then?
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>>337202534
Yes. Then fuck her.
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>>337201991
i mean its really not hard to not be creepy
looks do play a part sadly but hey everyone looks like shit every now and then.

>>337202106
pic related

>>337202534
help her.
also try and get her laid (you or someone else. your call here) but if you dont do this part at least help her out by having her have a good time. youll have a good time
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>>337202534
Selfish part of me says GO THE FUCK FOR IT
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>>337202642
I'm not sure, she really doesn't like putting up images of her cosplays (let alone the ones that show her body off) so even getting the pics would be out of the question.
>>337202656
She really isn't in a rush to get laid at all really, or be with a man at all, since she developed a phobia of men she isn't well acquainted with.
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>>337202642
>That ps4
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>>337202534
Yes then never speak to your mother's husband's daughter ever again.
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>>337202642
Oh man that pink skinned PS4 tan gets me going
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>>337202656
>looks do play a part
>Tfw I'm fucking beautiful
Okay not really, I get called cute a lot and I have really nice hair, but that's about it. I don't look/act creepy and I'm plenty charismatic, so I'm good to go.
>>337202929
Well, if you don't hate being around her, then at least help her out for fun. Give us a photo of just the outfit when you're done with it.
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>>337203036
i look average (though personally feel sub par). just be clean and try not to be a slob and you're basically fine.

my charisma and confidence are through the roof but only if i have something to work at. if its handed to me i dont want it. think johnny bravo minus the muscles and looks but with mild success (though i usually pass anyway)

easy success
>dont be a slob
>smell okay even for a con (smell is important)
>dont be creepy
>dont grab their tit

and then youre on your way to leaving the beta zone
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>>337203036
Do you think we'll get a 30 days of drawings countdown this year?
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>>337203036
I mean, she's a great person and I would love to help her, but I planned on spending my birthday with my friends, just sitting down and playing some Halo.
I would love to help her, but this is probably the perfect day for Halo with me and my friends.
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>>337198360
Here's a quick sketch so far. Never done something like this before really.
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>>337203240
>smell okay even for a con (smell is important)
Fucking this, use deodorant and maybe put a small dab of body spray or cologne on. Nothing to choke people with, but make yoursmellf presentable.
>dont grab their tit
Kek. That reminds me of an awkward con experience I had once.
>>337203259
I was wondering when you'd show up, you're fucking late; it's not even Tuesday in most places anymore.
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>>337192215
I can hear right now
>"Mama always tol me that the amibos were my little firends, and that I can play with them anytime I want for any game I want"
>"But sometimes, I feel real naughty, like when you steal a cookie and cookie tastes good, but you feel bad too, and I take my amibos to my room and make them touch their private bits"
>"I don't know why I don't want mama and big sis to find out, but I never tell em. It's a secret to everyone."
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>>337203318
>playing some Halo
Oh, well fuck your sister than, man (and also fuck your sister,) play some fucking Halo. Help her during the week or just help out a little bit, dunno what else to say.
>>337203430
Ayyyy that's pretty cute. Would snuggle.
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>>337203684
I guess I'll just dump my E3 pics at this point.
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>>337203884
Boy, it sure is getting hot in the break room.
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>>337203684
Eh, I'll try to help her as much as I can before I go to play Halo with my buds, she should be going to the con the next day.
I'll report what happens when I get back.
I probably won't fuck her, not only would she probably be weirded out by the thought of it, but I wouldn't want to when it has only been a year or so since she was raped
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>>337203443
>Kek. That reminds me of an awkward con experience I had once.
ive had some shit before as well but in my defense it was asking for vanilla at the fakku booth at AX 2014
fucking hell that was awful. i bet the guy working it was worried about me or trying not to laugh.

story time. share what happened you delicious anon
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>>337204000
Better solution: get all your friends to help with the cosplay.
Math problem solved.
>Spoiler
Boy, this is awkward.
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vita getting "homebrewed" please

if you know what i mean *wink face*
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>>337192215
>posting anything other than Arcade-tan
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>>337204179
kernel exploit
she didnt do it

>>337204000
>end of spoiler
i feel for her honestly. my condolences. all i can hope is that her life wasnt at stake like mine was. ill be retracting my suggestion at fucking her. just have a good time with her
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>>337204116
To sum it all up:
>Bara gay guy (like bear mode bara)
>Hitting on me hard because he thinks I'm cute
>Bear hugs me and follows me around for a bit
>He's not being sexually creepy, just really friendly and... gay
>Before he leaves he hugs me again and squeezes my ass
>HelpINeedAnAdult
So yeah, don't grab her tit/his butt.
>>337204179
Vita made from scratch? Vita getting impregnated? Vita cooking?
No, I don't know what you mean, stop winking at me.
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>>337204376
RIP dead tan
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>>337204376
>this whole story
i have the biggest shit eating grin on my face only because i've encountered this first hand and fucked with him to get him to leave.

my ass is off limits, whether im bi or otherwise.

i have stories i can share but its almost time for me to fuck off. all i can say is that fakku booth story was a big snowball of disaster. i snapped after i said "plain" instead of "vanilla" and tried fixing it and only made ti worse. the whole merchandise hall was full of spaghetti and the LA Convention Center is a very very large place
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>>337204309
>>337204139
She said she was staying over at her boyfriends house, she came home in the middle of the night saying that he forced her to have sex with him, after that I guessed he drove as far as he could away because we never found him.
I couldn't get the image of that fucking smug asshole as he left the house with her, and I didn't see her smile for weeks since the incident.
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>>337204715
it could be worse. she likely got comfort and help to get back on her feet.
as a guy in her position you get jack shit and half (more like 70%) of the time nobody will believe you on the matter.

i lost my GF at the time too because i got so depressed and damaged after it. she doesnt believe it either. at least she got some help. i didnt get resolution either but at least there was more of an effort to help her than i got.
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>>337204670
Do not grab these titties.
But yeah, I was rather uncomfortable since I'm already biased against guys (not necessarily gays, but guys in general,) and I'm not use to having my butt grabbed.
>Entire merch hall spills spaghetti
Now all I can think of is Foam Adventures.
>>337204715
Not sure what else to say besides "sorry that happened to her" and "rape sucks". Hopefully she got better and recovered from it, I'm sure we all know someone that's gone through a rape experience; it's unfortunately just that common of a problem.
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>>337205142
Today's letter is: /ss/
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>>337205142
>I'm not use to having my butt grabbed.
im a white man with a black woman ass. think how i feel. christ.
>Foam Adventures
STOP
>Do not grab these titties.
I'll grab my own tits or my friend's tits thank you very much.

>>337205335
/ss/ incest?
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>>337205353
2DS is 2cute.
>>337205387
>im a white man with a black woman ass
If I wouldn't dumping E3 photos, I'd post my "Anime Girl Eating Toast With A Look Of Concern" reaction image.
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>>337205484
>you will never ravage that
It hurts.
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>>337205501
weren't*
It looks like someone's dumping Wii-U.
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>>337205501
its suffering anon. suffering
its only loss because i have it
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>>337205607
So are you anons listening to anything? I'm listening to the MGR:R OST.
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>>337205630
I have basically no ass. Skinny bony butt.
My entire body is skin and bones.
I wish I could gain -some- weight.
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>>337205779
I wanna sleep with Wii-U tan in a non-sexual way!
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>>337193621
Help/Cuddle/Console
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>>337205849
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>>337205930
F l a t
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>>337206024
>Vita has neither
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I've told her that I would help and she looks the happiest I've seen her look in awhile.
Hopefully this goes well.
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>>337206130
Her dick is bigger than yours, etc.
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>>337206248
If it ends in sex, give us the whole story
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>>337206248
That's rather sweet. Here's hoping.
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Has anyone ever made a HD-DVD tan? The one that was an add-on for Xbox 360.
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>>337206387
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>>337206474
what happens when we reach 1?
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>>337205849

I really want to see a standing full-body of Wii-U in those pajamas. As sexy as she usually looks, it's really nice to see her in a more comfy setting.
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>>337206535
We get another disappointing E3.
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>>337206634
>standing in pajamas
2ds in a night gown would make me solid

vita is great in general

>>337206653
every year til it kills us.
no EA should be fun
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>>337206474 (You)
You're a kid now.
You're getting fucked by Wii-U now.
Neo-Geo is joining in now.
Mobile-tan too now.
>>337206535
A schedule of last year's E3, which I won't bother saving cause it's just a schedule.
Ignore me fugging up.
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>>337206728
You're a squid now.
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I'm patiently waiting for my Shield portable in the mail, can we get some Shield-tan up in this thread?
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>>337206727
>2ds in a night gown would make me solid
Well, there are the forbidden images... But they are forbidden.
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>>337206881
>still no pictures of Shield taking the dick
Why are we letting a perfectly good fuccboi go to waste?
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>>337206920
I should probably go to sleep soon. I need to get up early and I'm showing signs of being tired.
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>>337206881
why'd you buy one?
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>Own an NES and N64
>Virtually no tans associated with them
Feels bad. I do have a Genesis and she's pretty popular, but the other two are kinda...nonexistent.
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>>337207047
Those are some nice Lynx titties in the break room.
Also I fucking hate this "words with an ink blot in the middle" captcha shit, it never registers correctly.
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>>337207194
We do have NES/Famicom, though not much, and N64 is probably one of the more popular "obscure" tans. Check to booru.
http://consoletan.booru.org/
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