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Chunky edition

Dead bastard: >>71097997
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Azor Jon!
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Azor Jon!
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Worst episode of the season.

Even worse than ep. 1.
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I think I'm third for Beric. Admire my dubs as well.
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CIA will win
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>>71099687
maaaaannn if sophie got fit she'd be fine af
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>>71099693
>>71099714
we see you
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>>71099722
Impressive, very nice.
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Martin was a bitch.
Red white and blue.
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Is Bericposting a thing
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First for Kinvara, High Priestess of the Red Temple of Volantis, the Flame of Truth, the Light of Wisdom, and First Servant of the Lord of Light. For the thread is dank and full of memes.
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>>71099721
It's rank 10/10 on IMDB
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Enjoy this "making of ep. 9", lads:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B93k4uhpf7g
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Apologize, /got/.
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Any spoilers for the finale? It's pretty obvious what will happen but any leaks?
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>>71099741

no she needs bigger tits and the brown bag treatment
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Be honest, /got/, would you ressurect him?
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>>71099768
SHe's hot, is she ever coming back
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>>71099777
FUG
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>>71099722
>>71099777
wew lads
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>>71099779
check out this film about the making of a turd I shat out
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>>71099747
that's a great webm, my fiery friend

>>71099777
good lord those trips
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>>71099777
>>71099722
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so, Sansa is pregnant right ?
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>>71099792
I knew he was going to die but it still made me sad.
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>mfw got warned for getting trips
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I am the lord of light
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>>71099831
I hope so. That'd be hot.
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You don't need two eyes to be Azor Ahai
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What are some strange character interactions you guys want to see?

>Brienne and Podrick meet Tyrion and Dany
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>>71099807
Only in our dreams
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>>71099791
I didn't know they were so big and pale
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Why doesn't Jon just ask Melisandre to try and resurrect Rickon?

He's been dead for less time than Jon was
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>>71099844
Why did you bring Jon back you faggot?
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>>71099777
J A N I T O R = C U N T
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>>71099817
isaac is so kawaii!
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>>71099831
what makes you say that?
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>>71099842
Global Rule 3, negro
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>>71099870
Because he's got plot armor. Wooo, wooo.
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>>71099870
It was all part of his plan
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>>71099868
Because he got trampled
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>>71099792
I can't remember the last episode where he actually had a line or did anything. Most forgettable Stark.
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What was the point of Rickons character?
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>>71099724
CIA will be kill soon. Bran is the godking of Westeros.
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>>71099868
It works only on people "the lord of light" wants to bring back, people who are important in some way, Rickon is not.
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>>71099779

I cant, when i see sloppy work it just makes me cringe, it doesnt have to be flawless or 100% accurate but some of shit that happend in that battle was pure fucking pottery that made me very uncomfortable...
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>>71099889
>I'll always be a part of you
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>>71099722
>>71099855

bericdubs are best dubs
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>>71099905
to run in a straight line
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I love it when a plan comes together!
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>>71099868

Rickon left a note in his will asking not to be raised because it meant having to be constantly mistaken for moot.
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>>71099912
And how is Melisandre supposed to know if the Lord of light wants him resurrected unless she tries?
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>>71099865
I bet Sophie has a real British milk body, absolute perfection.
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>>71099721
You would have loved it if it was Stannis instead of Jon
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>>71099912
Why is beric so important
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>>71099777
>>71099882
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>>71099831
>Pregnant with the child of the man who raped her, stole her home and killed her brother

That would make for some interesting thanksgivings
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NOT ALONE
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>>71099912
How can you dare to claim to know the Lord's plan?
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>>71099915
meh, that don't mean shit. and the shit she did during her escape seems like a recipe for a miscarriage.

but it don't stop all the retard girls on fb from posting it
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Guys who were the people burning on the crosses? Just random peasants?
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>>71099905
To die so that Sansa would be unopposed
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>>71099914
Exaggerating a bit there, anon? The battle was perfectly fine for a tv show. They dumped 30 mil in it, it was enjoyable, don;t nitpick and you'll be fine.
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>>71099781
for what? this autist is a /got/ favorite.

>>71099792
Only if he came back with Shaggydog.

>>71099831
They seem to be hinting at it, but it'd be pretty retarded / necessitate them ignoring the existence of Moon Tea.
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>>71099724

He's fucked. Bran will "see" him welching on dear old Neddy.
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>>71099939
Forget it. This show is about Hollywood formula from here on. You're trying to make sense, this is foolish.
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>>71099968
They weren't real dude. They were CGI.
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>>71099855
Azor Ahai is the child of Arthur and Ashara Dayne. A + A = AA

The family sword is the last Azor Ahais sword and the person who carries it is given the title the sword of the morning.
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>>71099693
>>71099714
Jon bros :)

>>71099687
Jon's cousin thread!
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THEY DIDNT SHOW RAMSAYS BODY
STANNIS CONFIRMED
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>>71099946

because these digits ^
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>>71099791
>she's wearing a leash

HNNNNG
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>>71099958
BASED VALE KNIGHTS
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>>71099958
>>71099974
MVP
V
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yfw these quints cause dany to die
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>>71099968
Probably Stark Sympathizers or just people who irked Ramsay. He's not exactly a cool cannon
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I miss ramsay
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>>71099860
Daenarys and Bran before he wargs into her Drogon and has him devour Dany.
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>>71099958
Best stealth cavalry army ever. Mounted ninjas!
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>>71099974
That scene was a bit cheesy desu
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>>71099722
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>>71099999
>/got/-get
yay
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>>71099996
>>71100001

close but no cigar
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>>71099905
It was a Shaggydog story ;)
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>>71100001
Oof the failure was strong
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>>71100000
NICE

>>71100001
SO CLOSE
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>>71099912

Maybe he is maybe he is not, one way to find out! GO D&D!!!!

Once you bring resurrection to the show, theres no brakes on the failtrain!
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>>71099905
To bait Jon into being a retard.
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>>71099999
>>71100000


>>71100001
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>>71100000
OH OHHHH
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>>71100000
BOLTON

FUCKIN'

SHITS
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>>71099939
Good questions, but honestly... magic and plot convenience (so they don't have to explain shit).

>>71099946
We are yet to see why.

>>71099960
lel
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>>71100000
Oh, shit! What you doin'?
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>>71099974
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>>71100001
GOD DAMN IT JIM YOU WERE SO CLOSE
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>>71099968

Jesus. Jews are the Christ killers.
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>>71099999
>>71100000
Stop it with the digits!
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Couldn't they have given Rickon a line or two?

Poor guy started out with a promising character back in S1 and those two kikes fucked him up. They could have had him say SOMETHING in his last season.

Might have added some emotional weight to his death to boot
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>>71099974
30 million dollars? seriously?
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>>71100000
This is now the new thread meme
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>>71099912
What makes you think bran wouldn't want to bring rickon back to life?
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>>71099974
>nitpicking
>battle inspired by Cannae and the American Civil War
>none of which happened during the Middle Ages
>teleporting vale knight
>mind reading Sansa
>no Ghost
>bowmen charging Winterfell
It looked okay but you literally had to turn off your brain to enjoy it.
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>>71100034
it's true lol
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>>71099687
why didnt jon just ask melly to rez his brother?
???
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When did you realize Robb was actually a good guy?
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>>71100075
>promising character

Lol
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>wait until the only two armies in the region are both nearly dead
>ride in with an army twice the size of both combined
>aid the weaker of the two combatants
>now the only people who can resist a full conquest from you are the table scraps of a tiny army with a moron zombie general

CIA best tactician Westeros 2016
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>>71099979
Theres a theory that little finger knows of the old gods power so he avoids the places they can see through.
He is literally scheming the Gods.
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>>71100034
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>>71099983

Thank fuck man. I struggled to concentrate on the episode cause I was worried
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>>71099910
let

them

KNOOOOOOOOW
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>>71099974
battle went on for too long and was a waste of money. jon killing his 15th bolton nobody was no more impactful than the 5th. then oh look, last minute arrival of a helpful military force. haven't seen that before on this fucking show. episode was garbage.
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>>71099865
its a shop you idiot
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>https://youtube.com/watch?v=xNhctnU8YVw starts playing
>Melisandre, hands bound, is walked into the courtyard of Winterfell
>wildlings and northerners are watching
>Jon stands in the centre of the courtyard, both hands holding Longclaw in the "winter is coming" pose
>she is brought to his side, and she kneels beside a block
>"In the name of Stannis of the House Baratheon, the first of his name, King of the Andals and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms and protector of the realm, I, Jon of the House Stark, Lord of Winterfell and Warden of the North, sentence you to die."
>his face solemn, he swings Longclaw down in one swift movement and takes her head
>the last shot is Davos watching
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>>71100000
Instant favourite character.

>>71100020
True, but I fucking loved it. That dude was so into it lol.

>>71100077
Yup. Confirmed by yours truly D&D.
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>>71099974
people forgetting that this is a high budger fantasy television show for normies. not a fucking historically accurate docu-drama. go watch a documentary or something if you're that fucking autistic.
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>>71100106
No there's not a theory, it's just more of Preston Jacob's mental ramblings
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>>71100120
No it's not
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>>71100088
only guy worth rezzing

as you can see by these dubs
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>>71100106
There's no weirwood tree at the Tower of Joy.
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>>71100096
Literally shit-tier commander
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>>71099992
You can see the back of Stannis in the trailer for next weeks episode. He is in Essos and he'll convince the dragon bitch to go north.
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>>71099792
He has no storyline whatsoever, only just followed bran, went missing for 2 seasons, reappeared captured and his wolf and osha killed. There was literally no reason to keep him at this point, at least his death got some murderous resolve into jon.
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>>71100125
Oh shit nigga I just realized it's the same dude who made Pacific Rim soundtrack.
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>>71100096
when were you when you realized CIA is actually a good guy and helps sansa and jon out of his good heart?
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>>71099974

Problem is you dont even have to nitpick its so obvious that it can poke your eyes out...
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>>71100106

We'll see about that. YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF US.
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>>71100104
Believe it or not he's an important character in the books
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>>71100014
PLEASE let this happen
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>>71100136
>magazine cover shoot
>not shopped
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>>71100148
>didn't had the numbers
>still won every battle he fought
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>>71100096
Robb was a true son of Ned. He would never have cruelly fed Ramsay to the dogs like Salsa. A quick, clean decapitation instead.
That's also why he's dead like Ned
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>>71100125
>holding Longclaw in the "winter is coming" pose
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>>71100125
Sigh. Mel told Arya they would meet again. She won't die in the next episode, don't worry. Forget seasons 1 to 4. From here on it's formula TV, stop being in denial GoT fans.
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>>71100148
No he wasn't.

He made shit-tier life decisions tho
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>>71100130
>it took 30 millions to be made!!!
It was cheesy, defied logic and yet it was predictable. Production design was great but whoever wrote this can't get his shit together and write coherent characters with understandable motivation.
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>>71100142
What the fuck is he wearing? A nightgown?
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>>71100148
he was a gr8 commander

just made shitty decisions
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>>71100075
Yeah Rickon getting no lines sucked. I wonder why they did it. Hard to empathize with a mute.

>>71100082
>bran

Ooooh I see what you did there :^)
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>>71100169
Hardly, he's a nothing character there too, just a child

Same shit is gonna happen in the book, hence why he even called his wolf Shaggydog
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>>71100179
I mean obviously they'll airbrush and tighten her up a bit, but they ain't adding cup sizes
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>>71100125
But it was Stannis' order to kill Shireen. Mel just saw shit in the fire. It was Stannis' men who abandoned Stannis after Stannis killed his child begging for help till the very end.
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>>71100163
he didn't though
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>>71100181

Robb always fought when he had the numbers, he didn't give battle to Tywin's host once.

It's why he stayed undefeated, it's also why his campaign was leading noweher.
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>>71100181
>married a foreign whore
>got killed at a fucking dinner party like a little bitch
>killed his bannermen because ''muh honor you can't kill kids man''
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Leaked scene from ep10

Jon: Do you remember our house motto?
Sansa: Winter is coming
Jon: So am I
ROLL CREDITS
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>>71100125
I'd want Davos to swing the sword if only so the show could finally acknowledge that he should have wanted her dead long before finding the conveniently intact stag toy
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Maderly's were said to have been cast, but didn't make an appearance in the battledespite being mentioned by Ramsey as one of the three principle houses of the north. Have they been cut or will they make an appearance next episode?
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>>71099947
Stannis the chosen Lord faggot, my digits confirm it
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>>71100195
like thats gonna matter
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>>71100148
Great war tactician. Shit politician.
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>>71100195
>implying Arya can't reach Winterfell through one of DnDs wormholes in 1 episode
>implying DnD even remember the dialogue they wrote
From that episode alone one could prove that they don't desu.
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>>71100212
>I wonder why they did it
Because as soon as he opens his mouth he would sound like a teenager going through puberty rather than a little kid
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>>71100118
You would be bitching it was too short otherwise. Stop bitching and enjoy it, we haven't gotten this kind of battle on tv... ever?!
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Initially I wanted all the stark children to return with balls-to-the-wall angry superpowers.

>Jon revived and becomes Azor Ahai
>Bran becomes a superwarg, able to mind-control wights and white walkers
>Rickon learns to be a beastmaster on skagos, invading Westeros with an army of unicorns, rhinos, chimeras and other mystical beasts
>Sansa becomes Ultraspymaster due to Littlefinger training and her own inner bitch
>Arya returns as a faceless with Nymeria and her wolfpack

That's rickon out of it..
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>>71100115
Salsa and her powerful vagina are on a killing spree. She's vagunning to be Queen in the North. Girl Powuh is the most potent magic in Westeros. Bran doesn't stand a chance.

D&D hate white males. Isaac has one episode left before they unceremoniously kill his character in SE7EP01 to make room for Sneks. Again.
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>>71100106
Bran can see everywhere. But I hope Littlefinger does know about the old gods power so that he shits himself when he sees Bran go on one of his mind trips for the first time.
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>>71100084
>look at me I'm so autistic I can't even enjoy a cinematographical masterpiece because "it's not real"

It's fantasy you autist
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>>71099722
beric lord of dubs
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>>71100084

This, that pile of bodies killed it for me, it was literaly look like wall spartans made in "300" 7 foot wall that was made of bodies that died around because of combat, people climbed accidentally, my God i pity anyone who bought that scene without taking a minute to think "WTF?"
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>>71100232
Come to think of it , if Ned was the battle commander he would have given Tywin an honorable fight and would have had destroyed his whole army.
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>>71100220
this is so painfully naive
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This show sucks. Literal nerdshit
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>>71100283

>It's fantasy you autist

Why does it have to insult our intelligence then?
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>>71100320
why are you here
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>>71100269
Fair enough.

>>71100273
4 of the 6 kids are still alive, Starks are set pretty well for the future desu.
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>>71100320
not anymore
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>>71100280
Bran can't see shit.
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So Melisandre will resurrect Rickon, right? I mean she did it with Jon, so why not at least try to bring back the potential heir of Winterfell and ruler of the North?
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>Salsa: Queen in da Norf
>Yarra: Salt Queen
>Ellaria: Dune Queen
>Cersei: QUEEN OF WESTEROS
>Dany: QUEEN OF WESTEROS

Guys... it's the war of the five queens. FEMINISM HAS RISEN!!

ALL ME MUST DIE... BUT WE ARE NOT MEN!
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>>71100271
rome had great battle scenes and they didn't need to last more than 5 minutes. waste of $30m to stretch 10 minutes of story to 40 minutes of filler.
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>>71100283
>it's summer so normies ITT defend the show
Are you fucking dense? I said it looked okay. I can enjoy the visuals but it was still horrible shit tier writing and the episode looking good doesn't make up for that (if you are not a turbo pleb). DnD stating that they were inspired by those battles is also literally them shitting on the source material since it's Gurm The king of autism who tried to be accurate about the Medieval setting. Get a grip showfag.
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been a while without some beric
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>>71100298

No, Ned was a seasoned commander too.
He was better at war then politics.
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>>71100324
It's not, you're just autistic
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>Pittbulls are gud boys, they wouldnt harm a fly
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>GRRM fans say Nuh-uh he didn't keep copying shit off LotR!
>Copies Rohirrim
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>>71100274
Killing off Bran is the one thing they can do to make me drop the show. Not even in a "OH MA GURRD IM SO ANGRY" kind of histrionic way. I will actually stop watching and have no regrets.
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>>71100296
There are multiple accounts of "piles of bodies" becoming obstacles on a battlefield both in medieval and in modern times (WW1)
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>>71100283

There are fucking 10 billion ways how you could do that battle without making it retarded showfest and they picked most retarded one, why the fucking pile of corpses? Why just Umbers didnt come from the back and made actual Canae battle scene? Why it has to be dumb? WHY?
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>>71100274
great b8 m8 m8 HOWEVER bran can control anyone he wants making him the most overpowered character on the board. He'll kill sandra then warg into the sneks and make them light themselves on fire
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>>71100283
>what is suspension of disbelief who how does it work
>it's fantasy and fantasy characters don't have to act coherently
>I am a giga pleb summerfag please rape my face
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>>71100125
That's not what the people want, how about Dany comes in on her dragon and kills her instead? Then she gives a speech about being the breaker of chains
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>>71100296
Piles of bodies is something that would happen on a real battlefield though
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>>71100363
Those weren't pitbulls you stupid fuck
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>>71100345
Well america is getting a female president.

Khaleesi is coming to Westeros.
Get it?
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>>71100343
>So Melisandre will resurrect Rickon, right?

No, they're either going to hand-wave ressurection as an option or just not mention it at all.

Just you watch and see.
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>>71100324
Because not everyone is mega-autistic like you and me and it appeals to normies? Man, can't you just enjoy the whole feel of the episode instead of nitpicking everything that you feel is 'wrong'. You're not changing anything, you're just whining for the attention.
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>>71100235

'well I am fucking winter you greasy southern bitch' would have been more appropriate.
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>>71100391
Westeros is Yurop, though.
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>>71099999
>>71100000
OH MY GoT
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>>71100376
Yes, but only where an objective needs to be defended like a bridge or a hill. We didn't have any of this.
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Cast them /got/
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>>71100271
Look, I have to break it to you:
A. The battle was entirely predictable. There was no tension, no fear for Jon's life whatsoever. Not even as he faced the cavalry alone.
B. Enemy cavalry army ambush was super-contrieved and retarded.

There are numerous smaller idiocies (like mounting corpses) but these two points alone keep the episode from being "great". It was not bad. Let's say: 6.5.
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>>71100376

YES! 4-5 bodies maybe! BUT NOT A FUCKING 7 FOOT WALL WITH A STEEEP CLIFF, there is not one possible scenario that can make it that high its potter for fuck sake!
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>>71100374
So the only reason you are watching is to know what game of niggers does with the walking overpowered plot device character.
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>>71100381
You seem upset :^)
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>>71100363
They're mastiffs
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>>71099687
>someone put my oc on the op
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>>71100415
Orcs are gay
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>>71100349
I really don't understand what your issue is. How can you be complaining that we got an epic battle? Isn't that what we always wanted?
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let me get this straight
>CIA told Sansa that the entire Vale host is camping near Moat Cailin
>the only way to the North, with big ass forth held by Bolton men
>somehow, no one noticed them
so Stannis got fucked by Ramsay because he didn't send scouts, and Ramsay got fucked by the same reason. POTTERY.
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>>71100358
I don't remember correctly but Ned had only two great victories during Robert's rebellion.One during the battle of bells but Hoster and Ned had the numbers so it didn't matter and another when he lifted the siege of Strom's end where no fight even happened and I don't remember Ned himself commanding a huge victory during Greyjoy rebellion.
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>>71100391

$0.05c has been deposited into your account. Thank you for shilling for Hillary.
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>>71100343

>Mel: "I will try to revive your brother"
>Jon: "NO. H-he should rest with his father"
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>>71100359
>>71100396
>wanting decent writing is autism
It's like you people grew up watching Transformers.
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>>71100125
>in the name of a dead king

That's not how it works
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>>71100339
>says blatantly false things hoping their pathetic desperation will make it true
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>>71100379
>why the fucking pile of corpses?

>in an open field
>Rickon not doing zig zag maneuvers
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>>71099687
Was 20 good men really that absurd?
I didn't see anything wrong with it, it looked like it was only a meme done by stannisfags who got butthurted.
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>>71100437
How would scouts have saved him? He doesn't have enough men to hold out against both the vale and the starks
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>>71100423
How do you know the piles were just dead men? :^)
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>>71099791
she gets my dick so hard. top tier british slag senpai
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So Smelly Melly thinks that Azor Jon is the Prince that was promised because R'Hllor brought him back, right? That is exactly what she said. Why then does she not think that Beric Dondarrion is Azor Ahai? He got brought back like a brazilian times.
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>>71100349
Here's a great battle.
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>>71100456
Says the green texting faggot.
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I wish preston was a girl so I could marry (her)
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>>71100433
Fuck off Azerothian shill
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>>71100374
I agree literally do not give a shit about anyone elses predictable as fuck cliche ass plots
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>>71100434
The battle was okay, it looked okay. Yet none of what happened before and after the battle made sense if you think about it for more than 1 second. The battle itself defied the setting of the show and the Vale showing up was predictable as and cheesy as fuck.
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>>71100438

He was one of the minor commanders at the Trident and was a minor commander during the attack on Pyke.
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>>71100441
what's the least you'd accept to shill for hillary?

I think for 10 cents per post i'd actually do it. You could easily make 20 bucks an hour doing it across multiple threads across multiple boards
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>>71100379
Hey, don't get me wrong, That's a good point you're making there. The whole pile o' corpses thing looked cool, but it was fucking retarded. But you do need to see that the show thrives on shock value that it created through this wall of corpses. So the reason would be a broader appeal and free advertising through shock-value.
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Would have been cool if rickon actually made it and made Ramsey look like an idiot
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>>71100479
No green texting on reddit, fuck off back there.
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>>71100476
BASED
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BREAKING NEWS

New episode of the Normies is up. Also a pre game show. Haven't got to watch it yet but work is going to fly by now that I have this to look forward too!

Must watch programing for any GoT fan!
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>>71100433
Your mom is gay. And a boy. A foppish little twink boy at that. You should feel ashamed of yourself.
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>>71100296
You're an idiot
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>>71100476
that looks like shit

also

>muh stronk womyn soldier

not even got is this bad
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>>71100468
The whole point of Moat Cailin is that you can hold it with literally couple of dozens of men. The real plothole is how could 40 000 Valemen slip around in the first place.
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>>71100376
3 bodies piled on top of each other is an obstruction on the battlefield... do you realize what you have to do to get piles of bodies 10 feet high and 10 feet thick on the terrain they fought on? everyone has to keep climbing on top of all these dead bodies and fight and die, over and over and over.

no one is dumb enough to do that. the civil war had piles of bodies, but that has more to do with the weapons used and the terrain where the people fought. you don't get that shit on flat fucking terrain, you get it in river beds where people die and they roll down hills and end up on top of each other
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>>71100386
it got a little absurd. who are the morons that kept climbing up the hill of bodies to die?
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>>71100468
>How would scouts have saved him?
Uhm by staying in the fucking castle that is called Winterfell?
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>>71099779
it would so much better without the blue filter
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>>71100386

Please man, give me one, just one historical evidence, just a fucking single one link that say "we fought and beneath us was formed 7 foot tall pile of bodies" humor me! I study history and i never heard about this phenomenon, i know that in ancient Rome there was a pile which was obstructinng them so they had to move but nobody stayed because its obstruction, they pushed it with shields and eventualy advanced.
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>>71100351
>gurm
>accurate

t. has never opened a history book
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>>71100232
>Robb always fought when he had the numbers, he didn't give battle to Tywin's host once.

When Robb lifted the siege of Riverrun he was outnumbered at least 2 to 1, maybe 3 to 1.

His campaign went nowhere because the Riverlands were too exposed to properly defend and by crowning himself king he had fewer options for allies much less surrender.

Had he not been so proud then after his father was executed he'd have just went back to Winterfell
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>>71100521
>. The real plothole is how could 40 000 Valemen slip around in the first place.

Why didn't Sansa tell Jon about Littelfinger's army?
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>>71100391
You are not the first one to make that joke.
https://youtu.be/HkAK9QRe4ds?t=2m24s

I wonder if GoT is going to give her a big boost in votes.
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>>71100415
Maisie Williams
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>>71100475
Pic relevant to the topic of R'hllor!
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>>71100426
No, the only reason I am watching is because Isaac is cute as fuck. I watch the episodes that he isn't in because I may as well know what's going on. The show itself hasn't actually been good in years.
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>>71100434
the battle was boring. there were no stakes b/c the outcome was predetermined, not a single character that died was good/unexpected, and it was resolved in the least interesting way possible. all of this dragged out to nearly the entire span of the episode.
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>>71100521
because it's abandoned. Ramsay didn't have enough men to hold it, he needed them for the fight. Also I doubt he expected a force to help the starks, they had no allies and the vale has sat out the war for ages. It would be a waste of men to hold cailin.
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>>71100556

Because he would refuse the help for political reasons.
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>>71100519
>not even got is this bad

Name my band, /got/
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>>71100554
>he'd have just went back to Winterfell

>while they held his sisters as captives
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>>71100516

Why because i use my brain? You dont question information you just eat them like a good sport?
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>>71100049

Look a new fucking useless piece of shit to filter.

Adios gringo
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>>71100519
Continue to enjoy your puberty.
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>>71099868
Jon: Bring him back. Do it. Just like you did with me.
Melly: I didn't bring you back Jon Snow, it was the lord of light. You were only resurrected because he wanted it so. If-
Jon: And how do you know he doesn't want my brother back?
Melly: The flames never lie Jon Snow. If it were so I would have seen it in my fires.
Jon:Your flames told you Stannis was Azor Ahai, now they say it's me. Your flames lie. Try it anyway
Melly: I cannot. It is not the will of-
Jon grabs her around the neck and holds her against the wall.
Jon:You can, and you will. Do it or you die.
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>>71100514
someone please explain to me why this youtube show is so popular here? Whats the value in watching someone else react to something yo already saw?Do they do anything else? is it because the arab chick is a qt?
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>>71100507
That's a possible assumption yet the success of shows like Sopranos, The Wire and Mad Men proves that there is no need to underestimate the audience. You can write subtle and smart dialogue and still have people watch the show which is why season 1 is by far the best.
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>>71099722
Uwah! Bericco-san is a hericopter!
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